/NFL/ General

>SD:Antonio Gates (hamstring) sits again Thursday
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>Hunter Henry exists
Maybe this is okay

/nfl/ MARGIN PREDICTOR 2016

week 2 is done, so on to week 3. the goal is to pick how many points you think teams will win by and get as close as possible to the actual result, and I'll tally up your points every week and post a small leaderboard of the top scorers.

how many points you get for each pick depends on how close you were:
>0 off: 5 points
>1-3 off: 4 points
>4-7 off: 3 points
>8-10 off: 2 points
>11-14 off: 1 point
>15+ off: no points
then multiply that by how confident you were in your pick. the maximum score you could get is 240 in a week, and 3840 in a season.

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeHIEO2QqEmI1AvVQaBm2nCG3HN2c5ISjxStS9rWffdTvAKvA/viewform

>Name
put here what you want your entry to be listed as if I end up posting your score. if you leave it blank, then I'll just use Anonymous.

>ID Code
put anything you want here, as long as it's the same every week. I'll be the only one that sees it, it just lets me know that you're the same guy that played last week using that code.

>Matchup
simply pick who you think wins that game.

>Margin
enter how many points you think they will win by. it has to be a whole number and can't be negative.

>Confidence
put either 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 here based on how confident you are that you'll get the margin right for that game.

>you can only have 48 total confidence points. if you go over, I will randomly discredit one of your highest-confidence games until you're at or under 48. you'll get no points for that game.
>if your ID Code is submitted twice, only the most recent one counts
>only entries submitted before the start of the first game count
>leaderboard of the top 10 scorers will be posted after the MNF game
>taking suggestions for what to rename this game, because Margin Predictor is bland and dumb

whatever happened to the Jaguars having a good season this year

>my pupper being used as the general

How mad would you be if Garoppolo is the Young to Brady's Montana?

That would require Brady getting shipped off to another team and then beating jimmy's patriots head to head.

Gary Barnyard and the Duke, probably. I suspect most throws will be between 5-10 yards.
A couple deep throws but nothing crazy.
Defense will creep in and the Browns won't really be able to do anything to stop them.
Suh will break Kessler's hand.

*step on

Potato, tomato.

You have five seconds to tell me why the Raiders aren't going 9-7 this season.

How is this game only a pick S H A D Y

Its a very nice pupper
Never made another

So Joe Thomas hasn't practiced for the Browns in a couple days, and he is not injured either.

Could it finally be time for him to get traded?

If he doesn't want to practice, he shouldn't have to practice.
He hasn't yet missed a snap in a game, until that happens there's no reason to worry.

Sry division bro, I would have much rather competed against you this season then andrew fuck-face. Even then i don't think there going to show up this year either.

Which means as usual Texans confirmed playoff spot then nasty exit in second round.

How would you react if you were Jay Cutler and your own scary black teammate got all up in your grill?

It feels like the toxins are a congregation of the patriots castaways.

Why did we fire based Kubes.... :'(

Stand my ground and bare my teeth.

...

Tell him the oline wasn't doing me any favors and to shut the fuck up unless he's in pads

>there are people who legitimately believe the Jags are going to beat the Ravens

The Ravens aren't good, but the Jags are fucking horrible. When is their hype going to die?

>yer team
>predict their regular-season record
>where they finish in the postseason, or division if not playoffs

Patriots
11-5
Super Bowl 51 champs

dank meme

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Bengals
8-8
3rd in division, just miss the wildcard to either the Raiders, Chiefs, or Jets

>everyone picking green bay

When will they stop blowing Rodgers?

the day Aaron really begins to blow at playing quarterback. enjoy another 20 years of irrelevance

Chaqrgers
9-7
One and done

>t. lost to the fucking titans

Texans
10-6
Lose to the patriots in the divisional round

Stop being such a bitch. >We got refballed to a loss while missing several key starters.

>pupper
>stealing it from /hoc/
Really makes /nfl/ think

keep on doubting

chi.247sports.com/Bolt/Report-Jay-Cutler-pushing-to-play-Sunday-night-47678980

Even after spraining his throwing thumb, the dude still wants to play

He might not act the part, but this dood is a fucking fighter, and a hell of a qb

Fine, Bengals
9-7
Lose in wildcard game to third seed Texans.

Hell yeah, I love Cutler

>yfwtbwtso

Texans win 38-10

If he is such a fighter then why did he give up?

>quitler apologists

...

We don't have Tj Yates anymore, so the Bengals might actually have a shot at winning that game.

>playing madden 17
>sim entire season
>team goes 16-0
>divisional round
>lose against the 8-8 Texans

ok

Oh don't worry, somehow Yates will find away to start that game.

Toxins fan here.

>Implying the Texans can generate over 30 points of offense against teams outside of the AFC South

I miss T.J.

They couldn't even do that on the AFC south last year.

The defense always scored enough points to make it over 30

Rooting for the following teams

Bills, Browns, Lions, Vikings, Redskins, Rams, Niners, Jets, Burrs, Falcons

>10 games everyone is pretty much in agreement on
>they probably don't even watch every game/team
>experts

>team tells Stafford to not deliver so many hits

BASED

What do you think about the game tonight? Do you think >we can beat them?

You're right. How could I forget?

You mean teams that aren't the Tits and Jags.
Can't even do it against the shell of a defense that Indy runs out there.

reminder that these are still open

Does he come back tonight? How effective is he going to be? I have him on my fantasy team.

If the Texans play "smart" (if they commit no more than one turnover and they limit stupid penalties) on offense and they don't let Gronk or Blount beat them, they SHOULD be fine (key word SHOULD).

it shall be

#BlackQBsMatter

How is Lobster ( that filthy traitor) working out for ya ?

Yes, that is essentially what I meant, but thank you for specifying.

It does irk me that the Colts defense plays better against the Texans (or the Texans offense can never really play as well as it should against the Colts crappy defense).

It could be a division rivalry thing, but it's more likely that the Texans offense has simply always sucked/under-performed.

Is Matty "Natty" Ice ELITE?

That's good to hear. I put 150 on an even line (I feel like it's ridic to have an even line vs a third string rookie, but I guess is is the pats) Anyone else have money on this game? If so why dd you do it?

If getting Gronked were a sex position, what would it be?

Probably doggy style but pounding hard while he screams "GRONK!" while drinking out of a keg

Not as bad as Hoyer/Mallet, but still not living up to the money the Texans gave to him.

He's surprisingly athletic for his lumbering/lanky frame, but not athletic enough to avoid sacks on a regular basis.

If he doesn't improve over the course of the season, I feel he'll turn out to be a veritable interception machine.

Lobster or Crab?

They still have Pryor Hawkins and Gordon

Should I pick the steelers (eagles), cowboys (bears), or dolphins (browns) in eliminator this week?

>tfw Edelman is our new backup QB

shall i start eli manning or matt ryan in fantasy football

>that trick play literally killed the Baltimore Ravens.

It looks like Suggs pretty much gave up on that play when he saw Edelman with the ball.

wasnt this the game they complained about the patriots giving them too many looks and that shouldnt be allowed? kek fucking leave it to retarded nignog raveshits

Rodgers is 2nd because he holds on to the ball for so damn long.

>tfw lived in Hoiston for a few years before moving back to St. Louis

Texans fans have always been cool, hope you guys get a win tonight. You guys have a winner in Fuller.

the ravens were also the ones that complained about deflated balls first and tipped off the colts to keep an eye on that so they could catch the patriots and tattle to the league.

There's no way the pats win tonight, right? All of the stars seem lined up for houston, but it feels like the pats are still going to win

What's the most appropriate NFL themed toy you've ever seen?

You need to move to LA or else you're a cuck who lost his team.

No they werent because the balls were never deflated upon testing, apart from a fart worths of air that is scientifically proven to be attributed to bring cold balls in warm temperature room at halftime

...

It wasn't talking about sack rates you idiot, it was how many rushers the defense sent.

It I stay with my team, I'm a cuck. If I choose another one, I'm a bandwagoner. I choose telling bullshit Cred Forums standards to fuck off.

>tripfag
>retarded irrelevant puck meme

end yourself

I never said they were or weren't deflated you easily triggered baby, I said the ravens whined to the colts and told them to accuse the patriots instead so that they could feel better.

Were those "Fire Roger" chants I heard?

protip: everyone is always a bandwagoner whenever they pick a new team, even as a kid. it's just that people give kids free passes on it because they're kids. whether or not you STAY a bandwagoner or earn your stripes depends on if you stay a fan and actively support them for a long time after that. switching teams because it abandoned you for another city is one of the few situations where some people will actually understand, but it comes with a window of time where you need to switch or else you're subjected to usual switching standards.

t. guy who looks at stats and didn't watch the game

Yeah I think they did. I mean, it wasn't revealed that the Ratshits tipped the Clots off till about a week later after the AFCC, but that's all I heard about it. Were there any statements from Harbaww on that?

>implying

cheats win by 20 and derail >our season. i've seen this song and dance played before many times and it always ends the same. not gonna believe otherwise just because a rookie qb is taking snaps

Sean smith
DJ Hayden
Ben Heeney

there was but I don't remember the quote off the top of my head

Both are legit answers. I'd tell that guy to mind his business before I snuffed out a cigarette in his eye.

Who is going to win poll

strawpoll.me/11281493

IF I switched, it'd be the Raiders first or Eagles/Steelers second. It just doesn't feel right rooting for another team right now. Too invested in seeing how the team I've supported grows.

Texans fan here. Voted Patriots

reminder that if the pats win tonight, brady is 100% confirmed to be an overrated system-spawned fraud, and should not get into the hall

Why do people associate the Panthers with BLM when Cam, Rivera, TD, and Olsen all spoke out against the rioters? I don't get it.

Texans>Patriots 27-17
Raiders>Titans 34-27
Dolphins>Browns 31-10
Jags>Ravens 17-14
Bengals>Broncos 19-13
Chiefs>Jets 28-23
Colts>Chargers 38-30
Cardinals>Bills 24-13
Steelers>Eagles 24-16
Packers>Lions 26-20
Panthers>Vikings 21-10
Giants>Redskins 31-20
Bucs>Rams 17-14
Seahawks>49ers 24-7
Cowboys>Bears 21-19
Saints>Falcons 34-27

>Interesting fact I just discovered
What can she just say the fact? Why does that bother me? Is it because she's a woman?

>being this mad about a well coached team

my sides have been obliterated

>Why can't she just say the fact?
Because she's a woman.
>Why does that bother me?
Because she's a woman.

You're being sexist, but you're also right.

>not bandwagoning her grandfather's team

Does Rampage like getting punished?

I'm watching older NFL games and the announcers keep saying, "Trent Richardson going nowhere."

I mean, can they pull back on insulting him a bit? Jeez.

>Clots and Puckers winning

The fuck are you talking about? They're complimenting him, since going nowhere is an improvement from going backwards.

True.

I don't understand how rbs like him who have all of the physical tools they need bust that hard. He couldn't find the hole like a virgin trying to fuck a fat chick in the dark. You'd think he could fix it with film study

>pats -1 despite 3rd string rookie qb

If this was against the browns, jags, or a slew of 1-1 or 0-2 teams, that would be logical. The Texans have a top 5 defense, and turnover happy defense at that; meanwhile, the patriots defense is not on par with kc or even chicago. 42-6 in favor of the Texans would be an underestimate...

This is why Bama RBs never do well in the NFL

I'm a dude, man

My grandfather's team was the Cardinals before they left. He didn't watch after that.

Everyone has an eerie sense of foreboding about the game. Some stupid shit is going to happen tonight.

Should I start Fuller over Nelson, Cooper, or Tyrell Williams?

>he doesn't have a based as fuck RB

I didn't hear a no on the masochism question

>He doesn't have "guaranteed fumble Ronnie Hillman" as his RB
Sucks to be you lol.

>just miss the wildcard to either the Raiders, Chiefs, or Jets
>jets
I like this movie

I mean my fandom kind of defeats the purpose of objecting to such a notion, if I'm honest.

Either that, or I'm retarded. Either one works.

>Carson Wentz's girlfriend caught him watching game film under the table on a date

>just miss the wildcard
NO you are going to lose in the first round of the playoffs AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT

He's only been sacked a few times with 2 backup line men... doesn't sound that bad

What was she doing under the table?

nerrrrrrrrrrd

you're obviously not a fan of the Texans

does this guy count now?

>he doesn't have a meme zone blocking scheme

ftfy

>kubiak offense generating another 1000 yd back

wow its fucking nothing. he wouldn't start anywhere else

Seems like more. Perhaps it's only my cynical attitude.

what if jacoby goes cam newton tonight and destroys the toxins?

I'm more wondering the odds that edleman will take snaps after brisket gets laid out by merciless

>Patriots
>defense
>ever
lel

Then I guess the AFC will just have to

Leave the Cheatriots to us

Interesting.
How you doin?

colts or chargers?

Literally Tom Brady-tier

...

Why do the sports Gods hate Minnesota? The state that gave the world scotch tape shouldn't be treated so poorly

He needs to tell that bitch its the fucking Steelers hes facing next week, they can talk about her parents some other time.

At least you aren't Cleveland.

Lol literally the only reason he looks good is based janovich

>implying

...

Surprise blow job

Is this bucne looking to buc rampage?

>woman rooting for a meme team
Wow it's fucking nothing

Hey >we are no meme team you fuck.

why ;-;

Is this Carrmageddon?

where the game thread @

Time for Hundley??
Rodgers is done

Told ya'll Gabbert is GOAT

No

"we used our third string QB"

t. patsfag

Uh oh

They should borrow Cardale Jones for a game.

What board is /j/?I don't see it in the list.

Janitors board, requires log in

LAST CHANCE, GUYS

they'll be closed at kickoff in roughly 15-20 minutes

Carrmagedon confirmed for janny, I should of known she was a traitor.

Is Aaron Rodgers still elite?

If I was a janitor Anime and traps would be gone forever

Nah but there is an Cred Forums tripfag that is one.

The only time Carrmageddon is right. She's a negra

Wasn't this confirmed a few weeks ago when posts about Carrmageddon being a woman were deleted?

Will he start week 4?

What's wrong with the latter?

Oops I meant 5

Are you gonna say Oops again? Pats bye is week 5.

fuck you

Our bye week is week 9

Anime is for children
Traps are for faggots that can't into sports

no its 9.
say oops now

>Traps are for faggots that can't into sports
>thinks she's a man
>bandwagoning the raiders because her bf is a raidnigger
Really makes you think

ooops

>Traps are for faggots
So Carrmageddon isn't a real woman, she's a trap.

good

This meme is stale

>toxins

What game is starting now?

Texans @ Pats featuring Color Rush

So, where do we go after Cred Forums dies?

>truth is a meme

Fug. I forgot this week.

>someone on (((ESPN))) unironically believes the $(ERs will beat the us12s on sunday

>2016
>"People" thought Belichick would lose with a meme quarterbcak
>not realizing Belichick is a meme magician

worked well for LA lad

LA trolling the us12s is a given these days though

us 12s are shit now. they barely beat the lelphins

Doot doot

If they were in Santa Clara I would say it's definitely possible. Gonna be tough on the road though

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Brady would have put up 28 by now kek

>Brady would have this
>Brady would have that.

BB can take a fucking rookie black QB and will win a fucking SB, fucking won with Cassel, Jimmy, can now fucking a fucking BBQ sammich.

Tom Brady is literally a fucking hack that would be horeshit without BB.

>hey, we may win finally... right? right?

>:(

>the same fags who picked the toxins also picked the clots
confirmed chargers win?

meme insult. system babby's fail elsewhere, he hasn't. Your argument is invalid till he does. If he never does, he can't be proven a babby. thanks for playing. Stop meming and watch the sport, pal

I kind of wish they went back to that bright green turf color.

the $(ers couldn't even score double digits in levi's though

>us12s in september
bruh

Yeah last year fuckhead

You're terrible at evaluating individual talent.

Brissett hasn't made a good throw yet, the offense isn't playing well.

so, he is just a meme QB?

Its been 3 days since I posted it last

Fire BOB

Is it embarrassing getting shutout by a practice squad roster on national TV?

I'd kill myself if this happened to my team

is there a good defense that plays a 3-4?

>It's another "J.J. Watt disappears in a primetime game" episode

Is Von Miller, dare I say it, a better defensive player than Watt?

Na it's more embarrassing we fired Kubiak for fake Belicheck, who can't even beat real belicheck... baka

Then they decided they needed Kubiaks QB to get shutout by a practice squad.

and the year before that

Yes

Kubiak is a meme. The Broncos were so talented that some idiot on Cred Forums could coach them to a division title

>@ESPNMichele 1m1 minute ago

>Chants of "Roger.." at Gillette ...

Kek

As a Panthers fan, I can say Kubiak won the game Week One. He just out-coached Rivera when it came down to the end.

>Pryor
>Gordon (when he comes back)
>Higgins
>Barnidge
>Duke Johnson

desu while Coleman's injury is pretty fucking shitty, this gives other receivers the chance to step up. Not to mention Pryor can catch a mean deep ball.

Plus Barnidge being targeted more, which is great since I have him as my tight end in fantasy.

I'm still gonna miss Coleman though, I really wanted to see the three headed dragon come to full fruition sooner :(

BillObrien is a meme. The Toxins were so talented that some idiot on Cred Forums could coach them to a division title

Goddamit skeeter!! Kubiak is good. Suk a dek

What's this fumblers name on the texans? I watch with sound off so I don't wake up my wife's son.

>Nobody cums into my house without paying the price

He's still just a few months removed from a back surgery. A regular player would not have seen playing field by now.

Plus, he has always sucked against the Patriots, I don't think he has had a sack in this match up in his entire career.

anybody actually like the pats without brady?

So, Rodgers admits to using male escorts.

Brock Osweiler has got to be the biggest waste of money ever how the fuck did the Texans think this guy was good?

More memes, less efficiency

>and I thought we were bad for losing to mostly galoppolo

Could the Raiders offense perform better than the Texans'? Ignoring defense could they at least keep the game against the Pats somewhat competitive?

They're the Texans.

You are bad though

I know this is a game thread but I need help bros

0.5 PPR start 3 of 4, 2 at RB and 1 Flex

Shady
Latavius Murray
Forte
Willie Snead

Those unis are sooooooooo sexy

I swear like half of his completions are highlight reel toe drag catches by Hopkins

Yes 20-17 if current raiders were playing

I wish we were bad. we are mediocre.

>not bad enough to get a top pick and not good enough to make the playoffs

>ywneb that doorframe

Nice feet

>I know this is a game thread
It's not, though.

>tfw had money on the toxins to win

Regret.

>betting against the Patriots at home
dumbass

>It's not, though.
I'm not a smart man, this is why I need help.

This

Just look up Patriots statistics when they play at home, it's insane.

>playing the BARBARA! WE WOOOOOOON commercial while the texans are getting shit on

kek

Meme Kelly is gonna change all that

> Chargers

Fire BOB

>hueston

What happened now?

BTFO Also please stop posting the juice box meme

What meme are you talking about?

The H* on this picture?

They always lose to the Chargers

True. Should be fun, anyway.

Shutout on National television

I think it's funny how much New England fell for this ruse. The Texans know they're going to win their division, and proved they can kill any wild card team even when they play poorly, but they didn't know how to handle New England scheming against them. Now Bill OBrien, the genius, has seen Belichick's game plan to stop the Texans, so now we know how to scheme against his scheme in the AFC CG

>toxins in the afcg

LOL

>tfw

>it's a Broncos vs. Patriots AFC CG episode

Who will have homefield advantage this time?

Shut up cunt. I'll fuck you like I fucked my dad last night. Faggot

>implying

Lol Rams suck!!

I fell for the memes...

>2nd time it was 4th and short and they throw the ball 40 yards

yeah, they're definitely trying...
>b-b-but user it's the end
okay
>3rd and 10
>run the ball for 3

Brady has been exposed so hard as a system baby at this point it's not even funny

Denver. Miami cucks the Patriots during the final week again

>exposed as system baby
>has only played in one system

Try again.

Uhh what?

How can people say Brady has been exposed? It's like you don't even watch him play. The key here is brissett and garoppolo have been given decent time to throw in these games. I guarantee you neither of them could have pulled out the W in the second game against the bills last year. And they both would have gotten trashed by Denver in both games.

To be exposed as a system baby he would have to play in another system. He's only ever played in Belichick's system. If he goes to another team and underperforms, then you can call him a system baby -- maybe.

>plays in one system.
>3 other QBs come in and play just as good in the same system.

Try again.

>Not matter who is at QB the Patriots win
>Even Matt cassel led them to a winning season

Say it with me

System
Baby

That only means the Pats system can produce good QBs, not that Brady is a system baby, purse say.

Keep trying.

>The Texans were literally -2 odds before the game

>you lived through the Belichick era

played blount and pats D, tonight was a good fucking night.

other QBs come in and play just as good in the same system.
Brissett attempted 19 passes today. Brady regularly attempts over 15 in a quarter

You think Brady will ever have the balls to play for a different team?

>all those Jags picks
what the fuck am I looking at

Go fuck yourself Houston
what a piece of shit

Already 2 shutouts this year, and a 9-3 game too.

With a league that is obsessed with increasing scoring and all those whiny fantasy football faggots out there wanting to accumulate statistics, I love seeing this and hope there is more.

The Ravens are 2-0 posers. Jags will win.

Better call him Bull Belichick because the Texans just got KEKED

My man.

Glad to see Brady has been exposed as the overrated sack of shit that he is

>Ditka

gets me everytime

MVP of the TNF gamethreads is Slot Machine, he posted some high tier ass all night

twitter.com/RealMikeWilbon/status/779161378384908289
>I want a piece of Kornheiser right now...at 11:32 ET I want a piece of his ass
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wew lad...

Defense is making a huge comeback.

meme kelly's philly lost to the us12s

This was such an easy game to predict. All you faggots who were memeing the toxins literally kys casual redditscum.

>Brady gets suspended 4 games
>Pat play one away game and then 3 straight home games to open the season

Absolutely ebin xD

you forgot

>everyone picking them to go 1-3 at best
ebin

Not to mention the champs going LOL QBS all last year

>it's another patriots win a fuck ton of games but don't even need to because their division is utter dog shit

don't forget week 5 being against the browns too

and the Jags are an 0-2 team that deserves to be 0-2. They might go 3-13 this year.

Browns will win.

>Toxins

>implying the Pats system isn't the defense

dat ypa

>people thinking the pats wouldn't expose the meme-ass toxins

I hate the pats and even I saw this coming

>taking the word of the casuals that infest this thread

Lelmao fuck off faggot

Did JJ Twat play tonight?

kek

Patriots are going to win their 5th superbowl. And no "muh cheating / muh weak division / muh system qb" will change that.

got broasted

and so the Brock Osweiler meme died

not so fast

Ravens suck cock

Jamie Collins is better than von Nigger

Khalil Mack ended that meme last year

Where the hell you been?

okay

A full-time job and gf happened

it's always been dead

>Chargers lose to Raiders
>Chargers lose to Ravens
>Ravens lose to Raiders

>you

Bucs barely avoided getting shutout too.

Why the fuck does he have such an irrational hatred for Aaron Rodgers?

Brett Favre dickrider

>you now realize that in their last two nationally broadcast games, the Texans have been shutout

He's a homophobe

Because he'd gets paid to troll

Because Rodgers is objectively terrible

this.

because he's the anti-Tebow

>leaves nfc championship game

because it's fun watching chokers live up to their reputation
see: Luck, Ryan, etc.

they're going 16-0 again aren't they?

FIRST PICK IS UPDATED FOR 2017
GET HYPE

No. They would rather focus their efforts on a Lombardi rather than a record.

>seahawks plan to continue demonstrations
>instead of focusing on football and fixing their fucking offensive line
>instead of getting focusing on why the defense gets destroyed by tight tends

Seahawks are going 7-9 because the team shifted focus from football to politics

18-1

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>trusting the us12s in autumn

bandwagoners, the lot a ya

more like they shifted focus from their offensive line to trading for meme skill players like Harvin and I'm Jimmy

Is the rest of the AFC East even trying?

>tfw Oni didn't resign in my CCM
>he's a Panther now

>brady is a system qb

bleacherreport.com/articles/2392036-with-jimmy-graham-seahawks-now-have-what-it-takes-to-go-undefeated

reminder

>comparing a seasoned system spawn to a rookie

See Jimmy G

We still gotta face facts, Brady's numbers are comparable to other backups that have started in New England

Thus he's a system. baby.

>yfw the best QBs in the AFCE are Brady, Garoppolo, Brissett, and Edelman

2015 Brady, First 3 games:
1,112 Yards, 9 TDs

2016 Garop/Brissett First 3 games
685 Yards, 4 TDs

Not really comparable, but it's an interesting theory.

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>2015 Brady, First 3 games:
>1,112 Yards, 9 TDs
>2016 Garop/Brissett First 3 games
>685 Yards, 4 TDs
False comparison
Do Bradys numbers from his first three games
Not after he was a sesoned vet in the offense

They're a fair comparison because the rules offensive roster is closest to the current one as opposed to 2001. Also if the "system" is making him a good QB his extra experience doesn't matter.

>compare the numbers of a quarterback playing on an entirely different team in a league with much different passing rules
how about no

you know it to be true senpai. I have a feeling the seahawks will lose to the 49ers in a few days.

>Edelman has the 2nd most post season TDs in the AFCE

You definitely do know babies, pedo.

So tonight settled it once and for all, right? The patriots need belichick more than they need brady. If they had brady but not belichick, they'd do worse than having belichick but not brady.

Jacoby Brissett has the same number of wins this season as Aaron Rodgers.

5 TOUCHDOWNS ISN'T ENOUGH BROCK

So does Shaun Hill and Blaine Gabbert

shut the fuck up Sneak

I remember this
Fucking kek

Post yfw the Vikings meme on $cam and the Panthers fall to 1-2

Just one more reason why I say Peyton is an overrated statpadder.

>vikings beat panthers and saints beat falcons
>bucs win and extend their division lead

which flavor of the month fluke HC is going to steal Bill's Coach of the Year award this time?

So, through 3 games Osweiller has thrown for
>230 yards per game
>3 TDs
>4 INTs
>59% completion rate
Wasn't he supposed to be good or something?

most of the us12s defense is still the same and the way $cam got 500 yards off the naners last week, russell will be throwing absolute dimes to p-rich and i'm jimmy

This is a top 10 quarterback.

The Giants coach. Can't even think of his name

>This is a top 10 quarterback.
In the AFC East? Yeah, maybe.

Cam and Benjamin are going to torch them. Even if they don't Branford is not beating Carolina's D, shifty corners and all

Is Tom Brady a cuck?

>we were the last team to win the afc east outside of the pats

it just happened to be 7 soon to be 8 seasons ago

134 Days Until the Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.

Every QB that plays the Vikings D winds up being the lowest rated QB of that week and that's before Minnesota gets Xavier Rhodes back

Cam ain't doing shit but getting sacked every time he drops back

pepper ur anus

>tfw you get the same stats for much cheaper

>3 points against the same defense that Gabbo scored 28 on
lol you faggots will be lucky to make the playoffs

lol

>4th quarter
>Up 27-0
>6 min to play
>Okay lets put in the backups
>Oh, wait......

Not with our shit line

I kind of feel for Brock. Man has a lot to carry on his shoulders. Luckily, I'm a Denver fan. We don't need a QB.

Wait till that Wade Phillips defense falls apart like Wade Phillips defenses literally always do

>We
Didn't realize we had a member of the Miami Dolphins among us.

Nah man, that defense is one of the best in history and von miller will win DPOTY

>the Detroit Lions have literally never won the NFC North

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>tfw you meme this hard all year and then the Seahawks get blown out in the wildcard this year
>tfw you took the time to make a calendar with the days remaining to the superb owl and make sure to post in every general even in the offseason
>tfw wilson lets you down after putting in so much work to create a dank meme
>tfw nobody appreciates it and it wasnt even that dank
>oh well theres always next year, maybe my wife's son will stop playing the playbox1 and help do it all over next year even though hes a Panther fan
>U-Us 12's

tanne-ill's been here for a while doe

I see us dropping a game to either the broncos or a divisional rival in an odd gane

>giving up in September

bruh the NFC is wide open.

god only here people get so anal about this shit.

>detroit lions have one playoff games in my dads lifetime

he is almost 60

Didn't realise we had a literal autist amon-pfhahaha yea i did kys desu.

>that tripcode

The team that has one touchdown in 2 games will beat the team that put 27 points on the panthers.

Christ they're delusional.

Seeing coaches like Mike Zimmer succeed is pretty cool

It's just my cellphone

Why does my team always get ignored by "media experts" the saints don't look good this year and their shitty defense is going to get btfo by Matty Ice and Tevin "wide running back" Coleman

New England, Denver, or Pittsburgh are going to take home the Lombardi this year imo

Devonta Freeman looks like shit this year and the defense is still puke
at least the Panthers are gonna get BTFO at home

>meme AFC teams
nah

Chip Kelly

We can agree that the NFC is objectively the best and most entertaining division, right?

For the neutral observer, and fan the NFC is better unless you're a fan of the three/four perennial powerhouses in the AFC.

The NFC is actually exciting because you can't be entirely sure who's going to make it out, whereas the AFC is LOL BB AND BRADY WIN.

>NFC
>a division

Pick uno newfag

That's because all the perennial losers are in the AFC like the Browns, Titans, Jags, Bills, Dolphins, Jets, Raiders, and Texans

Dad

It was obviously a typo.

>current year
>hiring Belicheat disciples

literally none of those teams are meme caliber. Meme would be bengals, or perhaps the colts.

Why do people still get hyped over NE Coordinators becoming their HC?

When has that ever panned out?

The Belichick coaching tree bares bitter fruit

Which only contributes and reinforces my point. The AFC is stagnant.

Meanwhile I doubt you can even name 5 teams in the NFC that haven't been in the playoffs in the last 5 years.

Hoodie runs a tight ship, and every piece has it's place, never knowing all, as he does.

Just the rams and cuckaneers

>Why the fuck does he have such an irrational hatred for Aaron Rodgers?

Gays always gossip and hate each other

>he still thinks Russlel is a better QB than Cam

What is this 2013?

he would be, russ can be a pocket passer, he just has a crap oline this year.

you missed the bengals and raiders

my point was that the $(ers defense sucks, and russlel can milk em for yards all day like cam could

i'd be legitimately surprised if boykin wasn't taking snaps in the 4th quarter

Didnt the Jets win the AFCE with Sanchez a few years ago?

Panthers are either going to expose or kill Bradford like they always do. Vikings score 10 at best

When you had three of the best quarterbacks ever playing all at the same time there just isn't a chance for so many teams.

>Tfw Tom Brady has ruined your falls and winters from 8 years old to 23 years old

Are you a shithawksfag

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thats so depressing. the afc east is filled with fucking incompetence

Nah. Just got deep in playoffs.

no, just a naners fan living in xeattle that knows hopelessness when i see it

Post big hits and/or great tackles

m.youtube.com/watch?v=rq3dRWPELto

also
>chad pennington was a part of the last two teams to win the afc east

too bad he has such a noodle arm

It isn't even that, its that Brady is the best quarterback ever

;_;

You just proved von miller is better with what you wrote desu

never understood why this wasn't considered the best hit of all time

youtube.com/watch?v=L0_rXN5itlg

>Panthers getting BTFO at home
>by bradford-led AP-less vikings
>after panthers have dominated at home over the last two years more than the saints and the seahawks in their prime

>SNF is Burrs & Boys
on a scale of 1 to 10 how awful is this going to be?

If Dak Daks all over the screen it could be beautiful. I don't know, man, the Cowboys' new QB is kind of beautiful in the way he plays.

brutal

It's good they got rid of helmet to helmet imho

>NE loses starting qb
>loses backup qb
>literally giving the other teams a head start
>week 3 and NE has a 2 game lead over everyone
what the fuck. Do the bills, phins, and jets WANT to lose? Is it some sort of competition to avoid the playoffs in the AFCE?

pats had same record the two years they didn't win and lost out on tiebreakers too

the bills haven't made the playoffs in like 16 years too

>week 3 and NE has a 2 game lead over everyone
well that would happen when the other teams haven't played yet

Who let you out of diddler jail?

>implying they haven't already lost

>Brother renounced Jets-fandom when he moved to Illinois
>All my old friends that got me into the Jets are now either Giants fans or stopped watching football altogether
I am seeing only one way out.

it's so satisfying to watch big hits though, watching the returner realize he's about to get absolutely slammed and slow down a little is so amazing.

jets could win desu, it's gonna be pouring rain and chiefs have been a shit show. Dolphins are playing the browns, that's gonna be hard to lose. But the bills...

youtube.com/watch?v=FBrTFPzzcrE

Also this

Agreed, but when you see people losing their brain function it gets a little gruesome imo

m.youtube.com/watch?v=DjnNVUsWmw0

I'm sorry you know so many faggots. Wanna watch games with my dad, brother, and I?

>Tom Brady is good
>In clearly the most plug in and play system ever
baka

>every pats fag thinks this is the greatest trick play in the nfl
Guess they forgot about Antwaan Randle Els 43 yarder in the super bowl

>Favre
>Titans 12-1

>Patrick Willis

To be fair, I can't hold it against my brother. We both technically don't have a "home" state. Only reason we both turned out to be Jets fans was when we lived in Queens all the neighborhood kids were Jets fans, and if you showed up to play at the park in something that wasn't Jets-related you weren't going to be playing at all. Brother switched to the Bears now, not a bad team I guess.

I'll stick with this team, though. I've always thought if nothing else the Jets are exciting to watch.

youtube.com/watch?v=u3B3PxtAx-Y

>when your brain ages by 6 years in 6 seconds

Is PS Vue worth it for football? It has NBC and Fox Sports, I'm set right?

how do they keep doing it? they could probably be the most efficient offense with any QB in from 1st string of any of the NFL teams to 3rd string division 3

NO HE CHOSE A WORSE TEAM

It's a tragedy he retired

He might not even make the hall of fame now

Greatest all around linebacker when at his best ever I don't care what anyone says

weak ass tackling and a pussy defense thats how

what an idiot. Put on your fucking helmet correctly. Helmets can not come off, 0% chance, if they're attached and fitted right. I don't understand why players leave them unclipped and loose. There's no upside to it, it doesn't make you look cool or anything.

Shit. I'd put Norton Jr. Before Sean though. Dumb motherfuker put the tall 6'2 corner against his biggest weakness with no sort of help. There really isn't any soles in our secondary too Nate Allen, Reggie Nelson, smith are all old though starting the rookie might remedy some of that. It's really just shitty defensive play calling, individual players are coming through but our defensive scheme is a fucking mess. They'll make some noice at the beginning of games but once the offense adjusts they keep don't . Doesn't help that Mack is having an off year.

That secondary isn't gonna stop Diggs

>AP-less
JStew is a bigger loss for the Panthers than AP is for the Vikings

>Texans exposed as a pretender vs. top competition
Shit, the NFL website isn't fucking around.

>TFW loaded at defense
>DC won't blitz

Yeah, some of these calls are fucking awful

Idk man, I wish there could be a balance between keeping people safe and keeping the game the same but refs are fucking idiots

when was the last time a 3rd string QB started a game and led his team to victory?

tbqh the one thing that still stings about the 2013-14 season was how the super bowl MVP went to a throwaway linebacker

if it went to rassel, marshawn or even sherman i would have understood eventually, but it's like they didn't care

Probably when Houston used Weeden

>Patriots have a higher winning percentage with Brady's backups than Brady
KEK. This faggot wouldn't have madea pro bowl if he was drafted by cleveland

One of my personal favorites. Also my favorite team bias.

youtu.be/yjpANEVexhY

Just from my own team, Joe Webb did it in 2010

it's not that uncommon

But Smith legitimately had the best game. That award isn't about the season, it's about the game. Smith had a statistically amazing game.

Matt McGloin did it
Behind a rekt Palmer and Pryor

>Michael Schofield
FTFY
>yfw Khalil "one game wonder" Mack doesnt reach 10 sacks ever again

People saying "this proves Brady is a system baby" are morons. Don't you get it? With Brady, this team puts up 35-40 points in this game easily. Without him, they put up 27. That's a huge difference.

>implying Von Miller doesn't hold the key to Giselle's chastity belt

I'm genuinely surprised your team still employs that guy

>implying Mack won't take out his frustrations Denver's QBs

>yfw the best QB in the AFCE is whoever plays in belicheck's sytem

Mack is getting exposed badly isn't he
it's not even like he's playing particularly good offensive lines, the gnats o-line had their way with Brees the very next week

>Implying Giselle cheats on her husband
Come on, now. We all know who the cheater is in that marriage.

ah

everything between the tip and the beginning of the 2014 season was a depressed drunken blur for me. but i suppose malcolm was smart enough to actually be right there to catch the tip as well

Brody cheats on Giselle with Olivia Munn Rodgers cheats on Munn with Brody
Munn cheats on Rodgers with Giselle

>Seahawks getting turnovers

What a wonderful time that was.

That's hot

>Munn cheats on Rodgers with Giselle

If you could help your team win a game by sticking a blade in your ribs, would you?

Depends on how big the blade is and what team >we're playing but probably not

If I could lose my virginity by sticking my dong in you, I'd do it, hard

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>tfw seahawks defense goes from turnover gods to nothing

it's fucking jarring I honestly don't know what happened recently. Before it was like every game the seahawks got an interception or a fumble which would cascade to the offense.

now there's just no turnovers anymore

Trust me my man, you don't want to have Billy Davis as your dc

have you seen who >we have on offense

you'll be fine

Guys if you could make you team instantly elite by ass ravaging Carrmageddon, would you do it?

Technically, Stephen Morris did for the Colts

You win, I'm out

Why would fucking a qt grill even be a downside?

Just so everyone knows
Sam *God Hand* Bradford now has an angelic connection with Diggs, Vikings are elite now.
>yfw Vikings 28-21

Btfo

Tevin Coleman or Theo Riddick for fantasy?

are we in for 18-1 part 2 this year?

new thread
new thread

Teams stopped taking chances and the defensive pressure is not what it was in 2011-2013.

Landry Jones beat the Cardinals last year

Saints ate always the Falcons demise bro. Every year when they play them I just know they're gonna find a way to lose the game. Damnit I fucking hair the Saints.

Are the Ravens good? Because I doubt the Jags are going to beat them, which means the Ravens will be 3-0 and I think they are a weak team.

>new thread deleted again

For what purpose?

498 posts only

need 500 to post a new thread

The cards beat the cards that game
Seahawks no longer elite?
Just when I hopped on the Russel bandwagon and sripoed calling him a meme qb

new

Non copy pasta and thread created first check the times edition

>"Brady's numbers are comparable to other backups that have started in New England"
>no they're not
>"b-but bad comparison"

kek

Lol toxins suck

the offense kinda sucked last night, they had a lot of ST and D help. only two long drives both ending in FGs, TD drives coming off two ST fumbles and a great field position after a punt

Jets are better than the colts now, so you should be laughing

I feel like the only item you are allowed to switch teams as an adult is if your home team leaves. That's such a shitty situation. I wouldn't think less of you if you switched.