Official Finland Russia /wcoh/ game thread

are you six feet from the edge?

That place looks like Sodankylä

he ded;_;

don;t shoot maryj's

POST VARIOUS PULJUJÄRVI'S

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He knows he can so well dangle and spin.

Olli Maata: "I think we're still a very good team. We just need to go out there and execute. This game is not over and we can still win."

What did he mean by this?

Do you Finns agree?

Is Pulju related to Magnus?

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Team memerica are finished kek

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>mfw Laine went ahead of Bulju
How did he even fall to 4th, lads? Even when >we don't win the lottery, other teams rig it for >us.

Laine is useless on small ice, Winnipeg wasted a pick

Better

>Shitpost about the next finnish babby hockey jesus
>He busts at his first opportunity
>The finnish golden generation died after winning one donald duck kiddy tournament

who the fuck is magnus

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REAL HUMAN BEAN

>dkn lagar korvstroganoff nu

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>Doesn't use Bulju
But why, desu

>mfw Pulju spends the next 20 years slapping Laine in the face with his mumindal

i don't know what that means.
I'm 6'2 and a fat ass

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Why wasn't Bulju in this team again?

>tfw we will never see pula-aho again

>drinking vodka straight out of the bottle

Bulju tappin' that pussy

Best Chess player in the world

Fucking Finland cant do anything right

Maybe. Just as intelligent as Magnus at least.

>TVA Sports comparing Laine to Selanne

Threadly reminder that Finland is a football nation and will never be elite at hockey.

Only lower class rednecks watch hockey.

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You're ggoing to steal OUR memes, Dima? Well, now I'm going to steal YOURS!

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BULJU

Pondering atm

I have cycled near there many times too.

>hey look, it's the divegrass guy from ylilauta in every hockey thread

Maybe you should consider a job, takku.
Reminder to everyone that this poster is verified somali from Ylilauta

Pääjärvi > Puljujärvi

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Wonder if he's the guy with the Somali flag on HF....

is this real?

>has early success with Jets
>team still can't progress
>make meme trade to the Ducks

I'm alright with this.

>only 1 NA team going through
Feels awesome desu. At least with my kossu brain.

>verified somali from Ylilauta

Wtf :DDDDD

No I'm not you fucking kendo janari faggot

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>Pääjärvi-Svensson
>Remove Svensson name
>Instantly JUST his career and busted

you sound like one

t. eri

Are Fins gay?

You're just lucky bettman mandated team North America to include shitty American players like eichel, Jones, Trouba and JT Miller

It took 1 try from Markov to get a good pass to Ovechkin. Vatanen has tried that for 3 games and no success so far

ooga booga go back to africa

GOAL BLS NOW ;_;
Just one

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Pulju and the Fins are all sitting around in a sauna having a bath afterwards. Suddenly a condom floats to the top. Laine pulls a face and says, "all right. Which one of you farted?"

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How do I sound like one? We've always been shit at hockey yet you guys get boner every time we play

We're a football nation, deal with it.

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MILKIN

MILKIN MUH DICK SCORES

3-0

TOP KEK

Pottery. Linesman takes out Risto and Malking punishes

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Stick a fork in them, they're done

Return to kc

Linesman MVP

lmao

NA down

:D:DD
FUG :D :D
Got what I deserved

FUCKING FINS!!! WHY DO YOU SUCK SO BAD!!! WHY CAN'T I HAVE TNA!!! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND FUN!!!!!!!!

"no"

THE
ULTIMATE
REFPUCK

>ref playing with russia

RIB :DDD

LITERALLY

REFPUCK

Did anyone else expected this game to be a little more... I don't know... exciting?

It's 2 teams that have a rivalry against each other.

Come on.

Remember when Finland actually had good goalies?

A MOMENT OF SILENCE PLEASE
FOR THOSE WHO NEVER GOT THE CHANCE

RUSSIA
RUSSIA
RUSSIA

Hej, how are u Finland?

Sinä pitäisi hommata työ, tarvitseeko kelanumero? Minä pahoillani sinun isä ja äiti puolesta

>Ref literally runs into ristolainen.
nice refpuck

brb going to neck myself

>Ristomongol getting bullied physically by a fucking reff
>This is the defenceman of the finnish golden generation

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Holy shit, ref annihilates ristolainen who has like 30 kilos on him and on top of that,

>rask

Suits team finland just well

drinkin till i get my stomach pumped

thanks russia

Im down to my last beer. Im not drunk enough for this goddamn

>barkov has better offense with a 43 year old man than literally any of finland's top 6

RIP American bandwagon shits

>NA BTFO
>A
>B
>T
>F
>O

Comfy as fuck.
You think we care about this game that means nothing to us?

Juolevi wasn't included. I know that is why you lost every single game.

game 4
San Jose fell apart after that Samsonov goal
youtu.be/K0zCnb7HmmI?t=289

I miss the playoffs

That's just Helsinki though

I don't even want to know what they are like in Stockholm

>based Maklin btfos refs, then scores
Fuck you, Sid. Stop teaching Eugeniy bad stuff.

>Out of the box comes Samsonov
>Out of the net comes Toskala
>LOST IT
>SAMSONOV SCORES

do a flip

Fuck you Finland you filthy mutts

>we have always been shit at hockey
>we are football nation

Everyone laugh at this somalidelusion, the guy never learned to skate

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Like this

Well, at least Russia will wiped out by Canada.

goddamn that posture

/fa/ tbH

HELLSINKI

CITY

BOY

who else here is washing the bitter taste out of their mouths with cool smooth Sandels™ premium lager

Final: Canada v. Russia
el clasico

AHAHAHA
>finnish goaltending

Buttmad bönde lol

>be team NA players
>don't know the rules
>think you only have to beat Sweden to clinch, doesn't matter if it's in OT or not
>Beat Sweden
>Celebrate
>Coach corrects the record
>realize that fucking Finland is in charge of your destiny

I fucking wish we were a football nation

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We don't have any rivalry with them, they beat us regularly and that's it.

Kiprusoff maybe?

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OH HGAWD RUSSIA JUST FINNISH THESE FINS

>you

Oh yeah, back to back 6-3 wins. I remember now

I am very comfy tbqh, team NA didn't advance so Bettman's plan failed, Americans are mad they couldn't ride shotgun with Canada and Marjamäki will get fired.

They're already meeting in semifinal. RIP Russia.

Any Finns who can't score like their national team?

>tfw no beer to wash away this shit taste

We've been so fucking unlucky in addition to all the bad things.

DELET

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This
Betaman gets ZERO ameribux.
>his face when

How the fuck is this a golden generation. Laine wouldn't even make team NA

we should post Finnish womenz to tease them. NO SCORING FOR YOU!!!

pic of you? what's your kik?

>tfw I actually thought Finland could meme its to the Finals in this meme tourney

At least there is still the real world championships. Sponsored by Skoda.

Never forget the Great Finnish Empire

Russia is the only team that could beat Canada

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I have scored more goals in my city's team A-juniors playoffs more than the whole Finnish team in this tournament :^)

Am I the only one in here who can be found in Eliteprospects?

Hey lads, first time here. Is Pulju actually elite or is he just a meme or is he both?
I always see his face in the OP pic and he's the only hockey guy I know other than Gretzky.

Now that you said it, feels like i'm looking at a mirror

Fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=VUnorcboKUo

>all these angry team north american fangays

absolutely loving every laugh, we are not even trying hahaha

Rask is a system babby

No. You can't beat Canada without a coach.

>Finno-Korean hyper-war
This is some grand-scale autism. Must be made up by a Finn.

I have Karhu IV, but im down to my last. Not numb enough yet, this is going to hurt.

17 of these. Thank you Colonel Sandels.

You're a man babby

>Buttman's face when the ratings numbers for the semis and finals come in

reminder that finland is a rally and pesäpallo nation

Pulju is the best 4th overall since ever

he is generational meme talent

Or NHL quality players

It still can't be a final.

Really showed everyone, sucking so bad and all.

those are big hands

The passing is shit. The coach is shit. The everything is shit. Koivu is a overrated shit captain. The coach is shit. The defence is a meme. No actual players who can defend. The coach is shit.

Why do I laugh every time I see this manlet emperor

You're welcome

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youtube.com/watch?v=_aMynRGjGg4

bulju getting more confident with english.

not better, just confident

Pulju is has potential to be the Thomas Muller of hockey. Good but not best but with supreme meme potential

for you

4u

Best fourth overall since Yzerman

>dat speed
>dat size
>dat shot
>dat cock

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>mfw final ends up being Canada and Sweden again

Wew

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Russia is literally a country of compensating manlets lmao

>be Bettjew
>Make a meme tourney to fill your shekels chest
>Create team NA just in case team USA flops to make sure your ratings stay decent
>neither team makes it out of round robins

stop fucking memeing you autistic fuck

is that 375ml?

why is the can so small

>rallye
It's France now

rask EXPOSED

>unlucky
>finland

goes without saying 2bh, forever donald never gladstone

Another shut out then eh. Starting to become a bit pedestrian this whole international hockey thing

Why do you come in these threads just to say this? Nobody cares about soccer here, it's a hockey thread.

the gorgeous man

Pottery

sir gay, you're not allowed homo in russia

i report you to KGB putin

At least we'll see Laine with a chip on his shoulder when he's in Winnipeg. It's good that not everything goes right for him.

I'm just here cause it's on

Jokipakka more like Jokikakka hahaha

>yfw Finland is the missing link between Russia and Sweden

0,33 l

Do you guys remember the loudest fans in the league?
Oh nevermind, half of your are born in the late nineties
youtube.com/watch?v=snuo4LUJ7Uo

Ya but they it's not like the ice surface is going to get any bigger. At least he can look forward to the Skoda cup

>those numerals

spooky

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Finland is a system babby 0 players that are actually good lol getting stomped on by a bunch of snow niggers that live in concrete bunkers and have nuclear radiation ruining their genetics bahahahahahahahah goddamn will Finland ever just realize they have TOO MUCH chink genetics to compete against men in alpha male sports? Finland needed this reality check so they can start focusing on shit like chinese checkers, ping pong, hopscotch, gardening etc. lmao Tuukka Rask that sound like some kind of weird deep sea fish

Welp NHL / Buttmans, I guess it is up to us Canadians to make up the ratings and or cash floor for this tournament just like we do with the NHL every year. Will you at least let one of our teams win the cup for once????

>Portugal

Every time

To be fair, Carolina was the only arena that rivaled Edmonton in terms of loudness. Too bad it took until the finals for them to show up lel

Suomi ihmiset ovat ali-ihmisiä mongolidinen rotu

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>Watching TVA Sports

That was your first mistake tbqh.

It won't but he'll acclimate better with time and recieve better passes on the power play. Opposing skill will be lesser. He'll have more confidence eventually.

S-stop the bullying

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>LELterä

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>all these butthurt Amerilards

Loving every laugh

It's warranted to be honest. Watching this hurts.

I don't know. It's enough.

Trudeau was right. If you lose you win. LOL AMERILARDS!!!

>Having Korpikoski on your team

There's your first problem

Can't expect much when half of our team is beer league level

>not college football

Like I said, watching cause it's on
don't really care

It's the only sports channel I have that broadcasts the Bettman cup

Imagine the North American team watching this match and laughing at how much of a bust Laine is.

Sweet dreams Finland, we'll join you soon.

The world*

Where are our finishers? Why is it so hard to get a piece of rubber to a net lined with metal bars?

no! pls win canada. preferably kill crosby.

>being this buttmad that there will be no players from USA in the semifinals

why the fuck Malkin and Ovechkin still playing? Are they too old?

>mfw russia vs europe final

>Killing Crosby
Do it

even the espn cucks are assblasted by team reddit's elimination

Ahhhhhh yeeesssssssss the Mongolian city-state of Finland, an Israeli caliphate and corporate subsidiary of Hong Kong Express (Delivery Available). Strange to see such highly regarded talents as Laine get completely exposed by the laziest hockey country that produces nothing but floaters and powerplay mememaster players and does coke in the lockerroom and gets beaten with rods when they lose by their President. Lmao.

lol our defs is fucking shit tier
canada, my anus is ready for rape

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how mad would buttjew be?

Not gonna habben

They're either retired or too raw. This is a low point as it should be by all logic. Would be nice to see them score at least once a game though.

This was a sad, sad tournament.

I wish it was 2004 again, at least we got silver back then.

You guys think Laine would do better in another team?

What a snoozefest. See ya all in October when real hockey begins

>/pti/ is next

haha get fucked memeteam XD

into the bin we go

He's a leftist antifa guy from ylilauta who believes we have a shot in international soccer fields. Holds a massive grudge against hockey because he was bullied by based hockey players

dumbass lion stabbing itself in the head

no dick either

>laughing at the professionalism on the Finnish headshot photos, that over lighting lel

Fuck this team and Mememäki to oblivion

Russia 'wins'
gets to play Canada next

good prize

Yeah, I know. Doesnt make it hurt any less right now though. So many puck losses, so many shit passes. Its just painful to watch.

you forgot to mention he's also a confirmed somali

>tfw russia will kill cindy and co

GG Russia!

That's the only way Sweden would win gold, eh? :^)

Gonna be a 2014 repeat

>2nd (second ) match with 0 (zero) goals
slovakia died for this

If you want to bin, employ a Fin.

Or part-somali, dunno. Posted himself wearing an ifk-scarf and always those same soccer pictures.

>Le golden generation

GGWP, im pretty happy we took the meme team down with us

Do I look like a somali?

>Gonna be a 2014 repeat
Or Torino 2006 :)))))))))))))))0000000000000000000

until next disappointment lads, take care

You look like Breivik

We have never lost to Russia on olympics or World cup. It's the new coach who is to blame.

This will be marjamäki's first and last tournament

Funland got btfo in this tournament.

No worries tho. Lots of potential.

>Russia-Europe final

Cool

You look like a pedophile

>losing to swedes
>beating finns
opposite day tournament for Russia
This Finnish team doesn't even feel Finnish at all, all traditional finnish qualities gone. Maybe they really just didn't care.

>reminder that USA was second team to be eliminated from this tourney after based czech

JUST
GRIT

What are you gonna now that you couldn't be pegged in to the quarterfinals by canadians?

Only because Team Canada was a tire fire that year

Marjamäki should be fired instantly. Absolutely Terrible tournament for him

Why is team North America not in the semi finals?

You look like a pedophile with an unhealty obsession for antique furniture.

You look like a schoolshooter

>We have never lost to Russia on olympics or World cup
wat

It's Canada-Europe again though

Welp, at least McMeme will be able to go to training camp now

>you look white

You just proved his point, Sven...

You look unemployed. Do you break windows during independence day? Why have your eyes caved in so deep?

>leftist cuck confirmed

You lost twice in Nagano - group stage and the semis.

They were the better team

i like your hair. youre kinda cute in a middle school metal head kind of way

In Finland, schoolshooters are mongols

pls translate the haiku pls thks

what is the latest this tourney can possibly run

This is true when I think of it. Both of our school shooters were balding/had fucked up hair and were unemployed.

I'm happy, but this is the sad truth (trans: We want to fuck up the semifinal to Canada 9-0 so badly that we started playing better)

Autumn is over
Finns return
To the arms of this land

How were they unemployed when they shot in the schools they went to??

based russia killing the refpuckers before the final

Canadians are 100% sure they got it, their arrogance gives us a chance.

You look like a pedophile with rich parents.

please stop using my picture, you filthy nigger

please invade kanada after they refpuck you

Actually he "studied in the most valued university in Finland and in the second most valued institute", which is Law in Helsinki.

Confirmed cuck if you have to lie lmao

i like you :3

Tim&Sid show on SN after the game.

One guy literally crying because team NA fell out due to Finland.

ahahah this is glorious

>which is Law in Helsinki

Shit university and an extra shit field of study.

Using someone else's picture

Confirmed ugly fatty haha no wonder he likes soccer

Ooppa rehellinen, luuletko oikeasti, että kaveri joka elää ylilaudalla ja 4chanissa yömyöhään puhumassa paskaa jääkiekosta olisi oikeustieteiden laitokselta?

Helsingin IFK-roskaväkeä

reminder that ifk helsingfors is a fennoswede team

Fuck you Finland

Half of the team is niggers anyway and it's fans are unemployed antifa guys. Literally go to games to fight and light cool flares

Kasper Björkqvist likes that team

This desu

Tappara + Saravo >>>> everyone else

wow... language buddy...

so which squads persevered to the proceeding competition groupings? russia and canada + europe and sweden?

I would love to see a Euro/Russia final. Especially trying to sell that shit over a best of three. It would be glorious. Exactly what Maple Lerfs deserve for their shit stadium, shit fans, and shit team.

Rude!

Not very progressive, you should try correcting the record

I'm sorry for McD. He has to play in Edmonton, then he doesn't even get to win a world cup.