OFFICIAL BOSTON RED SOX (88-64) @ BALTIMORE ORIOLES (82-70) GAMETHREAD

hey

>persistent leaf shitposter appears again

>rival
>hasn't won anything in 40 years
Lmao desu

lolll mookie likes to hit

How's it goin

nuke the mook

not much you

Just watchin some baseball and eatin din din

>non-existent orioles fans absent again

O's

David Ortiz trying to kill some lowly O's fans before blowing town

did anyone see this

He is the only O's fan in these gamethreads

nah there are a lot of us. if you don't see many it's because there hasn't been much to celebrate.

DAD

Fuck

I love that smug fucking bird logo

Signing out for today, goodbye.

fuggin lol

hey, where'd you go?

>scoring early
The ride stops here

shaq kind of sucks he only plays well when he thinks he's going to lose his job (spring training vs panda, that one night vs moncada)

mookie AL MVP and I can't even be mad

he's just so fucking cute. and he plays baseball pretty ok

I like you

do you like me?

Yeah

but i think trout's the mvp

Wanna suck my dick

you know, at first I was thinking/hoping bustgaerts would be better, mostly because he's a glorious chocolate angel to mookie's my-first-happy-meal kind of endearment, but this is okay too. his big hitting is at odds with his look but that just makes it cooler

mookie is following that dee gordon workout routine you heard it here first

It's so gay and goofy but I can't help but love it

Where you at

anyone here?

Why did the Orioles give up?

hey sorry, very busy 2nite

>Memerioles gave Ortiz the phone he chimped out on
elite bantz, you guys are allright

all the casuals are getting ready for FOOTBALL SEASON lol

Who /waitingforthepatstostart/ here

chris 'crush' davis' hyperactivity made him spazz out and rush a throw way past his pitcher and they lost the game mlb should really let him take something for that

why is sandy leon playing again

Is Jackie Bradley Jr. THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN?

As I live in an Indiana corn field I am not. Being a Sox fan is fun here because all the cock sucking cards fans

why are the Orioles so shit

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oh, i apologize to sandy

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who's this girl

should we dfa Ben?

Nintendo noooo

yeah that'd be good

Did they dfa moncada lol

cmon Tilly...

who died in holts family

did Brock just flip off the crowd before he removed his gloves?

who is Ben?

go post in the patriots thread idiot

Ben ten

use your context clues

Nintendo

he did, the Blue Jays picked him up a few days ago

inb4 papi grand slam

Fuck you Orioles. You were supposed to be an easy WC game win.

Papi is mad. CHANNEL THE ANGER

O's are playing scared

awful fan base

hey , thanks

cant wait for PEDman to strike out

>60 pitches through 2 innings

srsly O's

rude

>In the middle of a playoff chase
>Rays tier attendance

They're performing UNDER the average of a last place team.

I know. The O's fans were so aggressive all year and are no where to be found now.

gj Tillman
gab Papi

>2 4-game sweeps in a row
Good lord

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Most people called it months ago. Blacks are known to show no loyalty.

Tbqh with you Joe, Tillman looks like hes been rushed back from the DL

you nemelords are breaking him

Detroilet/Toronto WCG

this is, dare I say, starting to look like the start of a 2007 Rockies-esque streak. They won 22 of the last 23 games of the season I believe.
Not that the Sox need to into the playoffs, but moving up to the 2 seed or maybe 1 seed over Cleveland and the >rags would be nice.

yep. whatever snapback from Lids looks cool at the moment is their cap of choice

Just shitting on all our division rivals' playoff dreams

what a schedule

Thanks for that btw. You guys can lay off a bit for your last series.

I wouldn't necessarily call 3-0 "shitting on" another team, but the SHO and Price not giving up a run through 1+ is nice

>SHO and Price not giving up a run
>me in charge of not being redudant

I call 8-0 against division rival contenders shitting on them

ok but the rockies were shit and got BTFO

if you're not worried about the pitching in the playoffs and the offense drying up against good pitchers then wtf

can we get #1 playoff seed

>THE SHANTY TOWN OF BALTIMORE

still no RBI for Caleb Joseph this year

why do other teams let the red sox win?

Price is really going to blow it in the playoffs isn't he?

>$7 student ticket plus free Kim shirt tomorrow night
im fucking there I do not care if it's sad and empty

>ok but the rockies were shit and got BTFO
yeah absolutely, they were positively Marlins-esque, without the meme factor that makes the Marlins a dangerous meme team more than the others.

>if you're not worried about the pitching in the playoffs and the offense drying up against good pitchers then wtf
oh I am. the offense has been extremely streaky and regardless of who we face first that has to becomemore consistent. and Price is still a massive question mark in each start he makes. Potentially having to waste Porcello versus the WC team is not exactly ideal either.

>implying the Orioles actually "rival" the Red Sox in any way except for maybe filling Camden Yards with as many Orioles fans as Sox fans

Who /MomJustBoughtTendies/ here? Kinda balances out the fact that my Orioles are losing

>Rival
the orioles aren't rivals of Boston in any sense, the Orioles have a rivalry with the Nationals and kinda the Blue Jays

division rival

>2 4 game sweeps
>not shitting on them

Go
Away

You know it pal. He was great for us down the stretch last year too. Then it turns to shit.

Being in the same division doesn't automatically make you a rival

The Orioles are also pretty much out of contention to grab the division or deny the Red Sox the playoffs at this point so its not really even big in any sense

the sox are literally going 7-0 right now and are likely to go 8-0

dfa Pedroia when that was an easy play for any normal sized hman

please score a run

>He almost mad that

GOD WHY CANT YOU BE TALLER EVEN THO YOURE STILL BASED

>he doesn't understand I was talking about the current game
stop pretending to be this stupid

>Pedroia must wish he was 5' 9"
what did he mean by this? Emperor of the manlets?

is he alpha despite being a manlet?

>tfw ur 5'11 and u'll never grow to 6'

No shit you were talking about the current game, but the context of the original post was about the past 8 games you dumb retard

Not possible. That would be like being an alpha with a trip.

Being Emperor of the Manlets has its perks

I am 6' and honestly it doesn't feel any different at all from 5' 11", you aren't missing out on anything

I doubt the extra inch has gotten me my gf and somewhat ok social life.

Shots fired

>you
>6' towering normie man with gf and social life
>me
>5' 11 quivering worm neet foreveralone loser no friends

wtf it's only the bottom of the 3rd lol feels later

I'll be your friend

>All this playoff talk.

Lets focus on the team winning tonight and the division first.

>Price and Porcello have had the same season

Is Speier on fucking crack?

PRICE. Are you fucking SERIOUS

the only thing that matters is strikeout to walk ratio and innings pitched in pitching everything else is purely luck

Fuk

MANCINI

Earl Weaver Special

let's go birds

FUCK just as I was about to stop watching the game to focus on the patriots game

A lot of it is just self-esteem 2bh
look for things you are good at and take pride in them without memeing, don't get arrogant tho

Price is fucking awful. I actually felt bad for Sox fans when he signed.

>you will never gangbang Trey's mom with those two Chads

finally it's a fucking game, about time O's

that didn't count because it wasn't a strikeout or walk

>Speier literally, LITERALLY tried to say Price and Porcello werw having the same season
>this then immediately happen

I hope they show Mancinis mom making the face

kek

>listening on the radio is showing your support for the team

Price is so fucking mediocre it hurts

Not paying attention to then is also a show of support

>Big Sloppy

Shouldn't you be working in the rice patties Dice-K?

You don't know that

O's fan checking in late, finally we're in this

Who is this four eyes nerd pitching for the Baltiless Orilels?

That's "Last Dance for Lance" Vance Worley

Pants Worry

any oldfags remember when hanley was good

No that was way to long ago lol

Why dont you bang her you dimb memelord

>Shawn Green
>playing Backyard Baseball when I was a kid
>ask my dad which players I should draft
>ask him about Shawn Green
>he says he's a jew
top sides, that stuck with me forever

Wtf your dad is racist

what did he say when Green hit 4 dingers in one game?

LMAO caleb... Even the umpires are against him

He didn't say not to pick him because he was Jewish

Who here can't wait for the regular season to be over for the main reason that you won't have to listen to Dave O'Brien's retarded anecdotes and 3rd grade-tier observations?

>bringing up race when it's not necessary
Clearly racism bro

lol trying to do hoemwork but my teams are on xP

Yeah I can't wait for Joe Buck in the ws

>preferring national broadcasts to local
max pleb

please return to

good job Benintendi

buttfield please stop this shit

the base running has been so fucking retarded

i love this fucking kid

but he scored

pedo brother

he sounds enough like Don that it's comfy enough for me

also don't you mean Jerry "Slowly Going Senile and Likely to Kill Himself Out of Transferred Guilt About His Murderer Son" Remy?

mOOkie score runs please

do MVPs ground into DPs?

why the hell can't you get that kid out

STOP pitching to this guido

with all these speedy guys I'm really surprised the Sox don't make SBs a bigger part of the gameplan

Mancini mashing

>This mancini kid is the Eternal 4th Placers equivalent of Sanchez

Nintendo is better than both of them

Price makes me want to kill myself my man, hes so fucking slow hes slower than buttholez

Ok but that was nice thnx price

"Made a big pitch there.... and FREEZES that runner at second base." How exactly did he freeze him Dave? I believe the inning is over.

>win a world series in 6,000 years
>Ahhhh FAWK YEAH BAWSTON RAD SUOX GREATEST TEAM ALL TIME.

yeah yeah they really are.

Do your commentators really do this

why are you always in boston gamethreads? don't you have your own teams to follow?

Don never did, he just spouted memes

5 runs AGAIN

how does he do it?

can Hanley be more based than he has been the past 3 series?

any oldfags remember when the AL East was close

Thanks Dad

Yes. After having one of the greatest announcers in the world, we have been slapped with the most milquetoast, banal, boring-ass announcers ever. And paired him with a senile old man who talks like he has a mouth full of small pebbles and raised a bunch of shitty kids, the worst of which murdered the mother of his daughter. Remy and his wife then sued the other grandparents (parents of the dead chick,) to get custody of the granddaughter. Fuck NESN so hard.

....none of em are playing tonight.

yeah. >13-1 and Pedro's near-no-hitter in the Bronx are the only notable things about that era though

I was referring to a week ago you newfag

Anti-remfag, please.

ok, thanks

also
>if MVP voting was decided solely by WAR and without pitchers, John Valentin would have one AND an unassisted triple play

Career RBIs: Zero

"oldfag" implies being on Cred Forums/spee/whatever longer than a week ago, retard. my b if I assumed wrong

you're such a newfag you don't even know our memes

Lmao go away

Classic Adam Jones

nah. nice roll though, trips acknowledged

Did you guys hear that the Orioles gave Ortiz a bullpen phone as a going away gift? Bretty good bantz o's

is price cruising??

Are we winning son?

truly an embarrassing post from someone who claims to lurk these threads, in my honest imopinion

Keep collecting that paycheck davis, this shit is depressing if it wasn't for a minor league player we would have 0 runs

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i need to see this

Probably his biggest impact here desu

I was expecting it, or a copy of his first Eutaw plaque.

When is Boston going to be tested for roids? It's so obvious the entire team is juicing, even the ball boy

Wew

>orioles
>defense

Shut up jash

Kek

Bensegasaturn needs to go away

I remember that thread, good times

Go make me syrup for my waffles

i wonder what he's going to use it for

hey that's pretty cute girl never seen that her before

This was pretty funny

can anyone please discuss this i've been waiting very patiently for your thoughts

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The whole video of the cermony is on nesn.com too.

He deleted pol

put it in his trophy room

i hope so soon

givens it all he's got

Classic Holt "foul 50 pitches but ultimately hit into an out" at bat

koji koji koji

would pablo sandoval have made that play

It would have bouncrd off hi

>it was have bounced off his
fat?

captcha Mexico 1800

GOD I LOVE YOU KOJI

BASED
A
S
E
D

using the closer you cheaters i hate you

I love cheat codes

Z A C H E D

aLright kimblow dont blow this

>kimblow

i have a bad feeling

is koji back?

is he going to retire this year or come back?

he's only coming back if he accepts a salary with $0 guarantee dollars and he has to move back in with tazawa

good game but nintendo really needs to COMMIT to those moves

BASED SWEEP

BASED TEAM

GG Eternal 4th Placers, youre almost back in your rightful places :^)

umm hello everybody? the game is over? another four game sweep?

gg senpai

i guess no one wants to talk about how funny it is that the red sox are winning seemingly by accident in a way that is killing the teams in their division

where'd the orioles fans go

Gg red memes

At least it's the sneks next
*sigh*

IMO it was a very good Michael Jackson impression. He's not even a rookie and you're being really hard on him...

pedo brother watching football

and that the bullpen has been a bunch of aces

That's honestly why you've been winning. Right now your usual weakness is stronk, and to boot your starters are going longer.
I think you lads will go deep if it holds up.

Fuck yas, though

your usual weakness is d*ck