TEXANS VS. PATS PT. 2

Best color rush reporting in

Better than Cam

NEW ENGLAND GONNA SPANK DAT ASS

>HOUSTON D
>IN CHARGE OF STOPPING A ROOKIE THIRD STRING QB

just because my people are getting shot daily, that gives you reason to hate me for my skin color?

This thread is moving so fast no one will notice that I like girls

>tfw nigger qb

1st for best color rush jersey

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Mitchell is based

Those and the golden jags are pretty sweet

Google QB is running like he just looted a Walmart

Brady confirmed system babby?

>Xeattle
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

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Does Tim Brody return next week?

You cant fucking stop Bill, he always finds a way

thats the ugliest jersey ive ever seen

If you're starting at #32 I guess

fag

Shalom, Julian!

>yfw the caliphate of Houstonstan can't stop a third string QB and a BR Furry on 300 ping

name a starting pocket qb in the last 10 years who is black

How did Newton get roped into a fucking yogurt commercial?

If the tejanos lose this game I will suck my own dick on cam

it's a jew name

SO FAR SO GOOD

Cam 'Trophies arent everything' Newton

how fucking mad is Goodell going to be once we win this one?

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lol faget

>JJo hurt

This game is the beginning of the fall

Shalom, Julian!

>that
>not a first down

>Texans non-fd
>"first down "

what was the intentions of the referees here?

faggot

how can you tell? he can't be a babby unless he fails elsewhere. we may never know.

its called money

I love watching Blount just slam defenses until they break and he starts getting 10+ yard runs

Damn Edelman literally fights for every inch. How can you not like this guy

How the hell does he keep injuring defensive players?

Our top CB is hurt. Nobody can tackle. Normal Texans meltdown game.

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>Team Coon

nice

ITT...dumb niggers not betting on the Pats....hahaha

holy fuck biscuit sucks

wow

i never noticed before how small his eyes are

who the FUCK is that Houston backup that just came in? THAT BOY SKINNY AS FUCK

Shalom, Julian!

Gronk is pretty shit without Brady's semen

What is this

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If this Biscuit kid gets a QBR above 75 I will make a public announcement that despite spending years denying it Brady is actually a Belichik babby

>the north isn't racist and needed to stop the big bad racist southerners in the CIvil war.

this is a odd uniform combination that the pats have. the blue shirt blue pants combo is weird..

How's little DeShawn doing Carl?

mcnabb
mcnair
jameis?

is it pretty much a given garoppolo is going to the browns next year?

Shalom, Julian!

>Shalom, Julian!

Nope

>The tent city of Houston

remember to have a bill belichick approved PB&J

youtube.com/watch?v=zOaGkPXn9LQ

fuck off and die donald

>Shitattle 'taste'

Fall from what??

Were the Texans ever actually UP?

Is this the first time Patriots start a black rookie QB?

All he had to do was throw it NEAR Gronk and he would have pulled it down

God damn idiot

I've only gone to Buffalo Wild Wings at the DFW airport

Should I go to a real store?

Leftwich

you can't deny the actual metrics of accuracy, speed, pocket presence, etc. i hear you, but there are some non-influencible stats. If his man is always uncovered, system, but if he hits him everytime, it's talent.

He's watthe gam his wif right ching e with e's son now?

????

The week after next

>of course the racist memer is a closeted kekold

makes too much since

damage control already

No excuses. Texans are facing a 3rd string rookie quarterback who had less than a week to prepare and they are making him look like Can Newton

>can't throw a fade to Gronk on a midget corner

He's getting cut right now and Edelman's plugging in as QB

>ANOTHER tom cruise movie
Give it a rest tom

>yfw the Texans are going to lose to a meme quarterback that can't throw

I need my student debt paid sur. Can i has moni?

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It's the first time we've starting a black QB ever.

your water filtration system is really bad

I love niggers!

fucking hell, I see all these throws brady would have made, you throw it backshoulder there, Isn't that fucking obvious?

>chewing on your $500 mouthguard like it's skittles

>How'd a nigger get roped

Probably around the neck.

Cam*

Do you think it'd be fun to hang out with Vince Wilfork?

White kicker actually does his job

Surprise surprise

WHY did Billy draft this nigger

mcnabb a pocket qb

what?

No surprise that a pats tripfaggot would be a cuck.

Starting him on your wife you fucking cuck

that's about right

Gostkowski ran up to kick that like girl.

KEK

Is your wife's son enjoying the game?

i thought you were gay?

fucking cuck

>tripfag
>wife fucks urban gentleman
jejd

>TOXINS

answer: yes

>Blowing the whistle that quick

Fucking refs

>$500
>mouthguard
Maybe $5 lol

>That refball

Why is Gronk so fragile?

What happened?

>the city of Houston

>wife

For what reason. His stuff is better than all the other crap nowadays.

damn come on man that's embarrassing, time to drop this trip forever.

Are the Texans sandbagging this game or are they really this shitty?

>Houston 8 and 8's

>Pats ball
>same old ref giving it to Toxins

Yeah...Bill is killing him

>Hueston ball carrying

>Houston

Holy shit if they give this to the Toxins

anybody else streaming the game on twitter
this feels wrong

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????

Great call ref, keep blowing that whistle mid-fumble

OH LOOK THE REF WITH A FUCKING THICKASS REDNECK ACCENT BLOWING THE PLAY DEAD AND CALLING IT TEXASS BALL

>OH LOOK THE REF WITH A FUCKING THICKASS REDNECK ACCENT BLOWING THE PLAY DEAD AND CALLING IT TEXASS BALL

OH LOOK THE REF WITH A FUCKING THICKASS REDNECK ACCENT BLOWING THE PLAY DEAD AND CALLING IT TEXASS BALL

>OH LOOK THE REF WITH A FUCKING THICKASS REDNECK ACCENT BLOWING THE PLAY DEAD AND CALLING IT TEXASS BALL

OH LOOK THE REF WITH A FUCKING THICKASS REDNECK ACCENT BLOWING THE PLAY DEAD AND CALLING IT TEXASS BALL

>OH LOOK THE REF WITH A FUCKING THICKASS REDNECK ACCENT BLOWING THE PLAY DEAD AND CALLING IT TEXASS BALL

OH LOOK THE REF WITH A FUCKING THICKASS REDNECK ACCENT BLOWING THE PLAY DEAD AND CALLING IT TEXASS BALL

OH LOOK THE REF WITH A FUCKING THICKASS REDNECK ACCENT BLOWING THE PLAY DEAD AND CALLING IT TEXASS BALL

OH LOOK THE REF WITH A FUCKING THICKASS REDNECK ACCENT BLOWING THE PLAY DEAD AND CALLING IT TEXASS BALL

>OH LOOK THE REF WITH A FUCKING THICKASS REDNECK ACCENT BLOWING THE PLAY DEAD AND CALLING IT TEXASS BALL

oh shit, that's our ball.

Anyone ever see a fumble recovery where the players point to the other teams' endzone?

Every time they all always think it's theirs. I want to see just once an honest player admitting they don't have it.

>that obvious fumble

Fuck this ref

C U C K

Goddamn that outfit is classic Belichick.

I'm sorry for your bad experience. We should have used more chlorine.

>toxins
>good

Someone get that old ref the fuck outta here blind old bitch

You don't blow the whistle that quickly because you can review it.

What the fuck refs.

That's right. She's with a real man. She's with a black man.

>after further review, call on the field stands

Check em

vince seems really chill, really miss him on the pats

and who doesn't love having a lovable fat guy?

>the NFL has now decided to just tell the officials to outright fuck the Patriots

That's fucking horseshit and they're not going to overturn it either.

>down by contact
the fuck

It's literally illogical to ever Return the ball out of the end zone

Texans special teams has been absolute gutter trash dog shit for years and years, and it still is. It will be the death of our team.

These fucking refs

What the fuck is wrong with you?

It is if you're a Texans fan

Lmao

acestream ftw.

>toxins

Literally a gift wrapped win against a rookie an and then are shooting themselves in the foot

>yfw the pats go 4-0

the call will not be overturned anyways

Really makes you think.

why aren't all change of possessions auto reviewed?

fuck you charles james you faggot. WHy is he still on the roster? He was so annoying in Hard Knocks.

That was clearly a fumble

this holy shit

Get out of here Aaron Rogers

Told you faggots the Pats defense going to step up..get lead and run ball...oh....going to have one deep TD pass also

>Rooting FOR the Patriots

nu-Cred Forums is horrible

>$3.50 for a 6" sub.

That's like $7.00 for a footlong. What happened to the days of the the $5 dollar footlong?

that is a SUPERB camera angle

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Shalom, Julian.

He blew the whistle super early

FIRST DOWN NEW ENGLAND AT THE 24 YARD LINE

this game is a meme

THAT WAS NOT A FUCKING FUMBLE

Well it was an okay first half...

>I bet on Texans +1.5

kill me now

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>nog collide

nope

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

They are, but this was ruled to NOT be a change of possession.

DURON HARMON MY FUCKIN NIGGA

nice

Nice try refs

That's right old ass ref!

how did they even rule that as down by contact to begin with

BRING BACK THE REPLACEMENT REFS

Ask your mother

Nig Patriots is the best football meme in a while tbqh family

Dumb Pats posters

REFBALL, NO WAY THAT WAS A CLEAR RECOVERY AND HE STILL HAD CONTROL TO THE GROUND THE GROUND KNOCKED IT LOSE. LEARN YOUR OWN RULES AMERICANS.

I am, but the video player sucks giant donkey balls

>not rooting for Darth Belichick and Jacoby "meme" Brisket

Calm down patsfaggots, they got the call right

Are the Texans a real football team?

this shit is disgusting

why are the best games on sunday afternoon and never at night?

fuck the NFL

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>Betting against BB.
Why would you do this, Hanz.

>that flag

Step up for what? The Toxins offense is fucking trash the most mediocre of defenses could stop them in their tracks

>being surprised at a ton of teens growing up in the Brady era aren't bandwagoning the Patriots

Come on son

Our time is over

>tfw actually rooting for New England

Kill the rest of the AFC so the big boys can play

HOLY VICK

hey pal

FUCKING

AYY MEME QB TD

CAN'T STOP THE BLACK QB

LET'S GO PATS!!!!!

JACOBY VICK

BLACK QB

Real lucky that the second angle was that clear. I trust absofuckinglutely nothing about Walt Coleman.

BRISSETT COOKING

>3rd string qb

MEMES
E
M
E
S

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

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>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

VICK

>that scramble

M E M E
A
G
I
C

JUST

HAHAHAHAHAH

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The legs on this boy

HOLY SHIT

Oooooooooooobaby babyyyyyyy

HOLY FUCK WHAT A WEAK ASS JUKE HOW THE FUCK DID THAT SAFETY MISS

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

MEME MAGIC

rip colombia, it was nice knowing/genociding you

quick brisket

Sounds like Trump will be glassing the cartels. RIP Colombianbro

BASED BASED BASED BAAEE

its only natural

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

PATS WIN

PATS WIN

PATS WIN

Wtf i love meme qbs now

Run nigga run!!!

JACOBY VICK NEWTON

TOP KEK

>WE COLLEGE QBS NOW

THIS MEME QB IS GONNA WIN IT!!!!! HOLY FUCKQ!!!!!!

SIT BRADY
START BRISSET WEEK 5

TOUCHDOWN

BRISKET
R
I
S
K
E
T

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>HOUSTON

I wonder...

AHAHAHAHA

>TOXINS

>Getting BLACKED

lel hoston

OKAY THAT WAS A GOOD PLAY CALL

kek

He can't pass for shit but at least he can run

NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG NIGNOG

E
L
I
T
E

WE /MEMEQB/ NOW

HE'S A BACKUP'S BACKUP

>THE """"DEFENSE"""" OF TEXASTAN

TEXKEKS BTFO BY THIRD STRING

>Houston is losing to a 3rd string QB

>getting burned by a rookie third string
Houston should blow it up

Texans have always been a bunch of pretenders.

>Houston Toxins defense

kek

Tom who?

How is New England so good and lucky is not fucking fair

do you have the webm of bill, jacoby, jimmy running over goodell?

JacobElite!

Has any team been more consistently BTFO by the Pats than Houston?

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

so is he the new goat?

BASED NIGGA

birth of a legend

Anyone else hoping Brissett gets injured too?

Is it just me or does he run even slower than Brady

Is Jacoby the second coming of Vick?

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

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>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

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>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

>nig run 1st QBs

>tfw the bbqb owl is on

TASTY BRISKETS NOW BEING SERVED IN THE ENDZONE

>Toxins cant beat a third string quarterback

Can't wait to trade both these backups for 2 first rounders a piece

aaaaaaaaaand fuck this game

>bill using the black qb powah. Can't throw but sure can run.

>gives the ball to Belichick

mah fucking niggah lol

aww yeah

y'all didn't say the 3rd stringer was black

not fair
Fucking cheatriots

>3rd string african quarterback
>toxins

>Texans
>Losing to Brisket

MEMES
>MEMES
MEMES
>MEMES
MEMES
>MEMES
MEMES
>MEMES
MEMES
>MEMES
MEMES
>MEMES
MEMES
>MEMES
MEMES

>implying you can beat the Patriots

So is Garopollo done now, time to find a new team?

>all those commentators picking the Texans

Why would you ever bet against the Patriots taking mediocre players and making them elite?

That was fast as fug. Thanks for your contributions, user

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>even a mediocre QB looks like a god in Belichick's system

If this isn't proof that Brady is a system babby, i don't know what is.

>down two scores to a 3rd string rookie

kys texans

You guys need to apologize to Brissett right now.

HOL UP, YOU SAYIN JA'KOBE HAS A NINDYFOOR IN MADDEN!?

How loli eat all the pancakes without a huge mess??

>neon puke green.

There's literally nothing wrong with being a black QB

Why even play football anymore with these fucking patriots?

Pats threads are too white. Needs more diversity in here.

WTF I LOVE BRISKET NOW

this may sound like a joke, but which team will be 'dumb' enough to trade for Brissett in a few years?

WHO IS 29 ON THE TOXINS?

HORRIFIC TACKLING

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

HAHAHAH

JACOBY
>JACOBY
JACOBY
>JACOBY
JACOBY
>JACOBY
JACOBY
>JACOBY
JACOBY
>JACOBY
JACOBY
>JACOBY
JACOBY
>JACOBY
JACOBY
>JACOBY

>New England has THREE quarterbacks better than the starting quarterbacks of 90% of the league
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR SOMEBODY STOP THEM

god if I were a toxins fan I would kill myself now

GOODELL LITERALLY SUICIDE WATCH

WE BROUGHT IN BLACKUP

>all this Pats racism

mein sides

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Proper coaching and training

Literally all there is to it. Belichick plays 4D chess while the rest of the HCs play checkers.

Is there any doubt now that Brady is a system QB?

Hi draper

>texass
>good
>osweiler
>even decent

can we stop the memeing of this nonsense now?

plz respond

The Win....

>toxins

OH SHIT
WE /CAMNEWTON/ NOW

hahahaha my sides. this will be a fun season

DAT ASS

who /hates patriots but loves Brissett/ here?

Apologize for the fact that he's a shit pocket passer but can run like all meme qbs?

No one, he's yet to make a decent throw

literally coon newton out there

Perhaps I was wrong about black people. Maybe we can coexist together on this small blue planet we call earth.

Holy shit, will the Texans even show up this game? So much for this being a decent game for neutrals

>THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

Suck it.

GO PATRIOTS.

>Twitter Time Capsule

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONOO

Pretty good industrial / power electronics / grindcore album and i dont know why its here.

Also holy shit the pats can't be stopped

Jesus

sounds about right

Holy fuck i want to become diverse

>that blackpeopletwitter tier tweet of emoji garbage
>getting serious coverage

lol modern sports reporting

Why is bill such a genius?

>brady is a system qb

Brissett is pretty much a black Tim Tebow, right?

>WE LITERALLY HAVE THE NEXT VICK AND NEXT RODGERS AS OUR 3RD AND 2ND STRING

WHO THE FUCK CAN STOP US!!!!!

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lol
lol
lol

just call the Patriots my daddy

God bless

would suck a fart out of

>toxins

Inb4 texans have headset problems

>Patriots
>10 points in last 13 seconds

>PATS
>LED TO 3-0
>WITH A 15M DOLLAR OFFENSIVE LINE AND TWO QB'S WHO'VE NEVER STARTED A GAME BEFORE
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>tfw picked every thursday night game wrong so far

Hey pal

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

sounds about right

The guy I'm playing started the Texans Defense. I'm LMAOing at his life.

any webm of the TD?

the patriots offencive coordinator is literally named mcdonalds

lol

Houston bros why can't we ever have anything nice?

wtf i hate white women now

WE KINGZ NOW!!!!!

>cant even win 4 games in ACC
>btfos a nfl team

can't wait

>the pats will dominate football for your entire existence

Wud berry

>Vanderbilt

>tim tebow
>able to throw as fluidly as Brissett
kek

>picking the Texans

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

right here

hi draper

>inb4 BB trades Brisket to the browns for a first rounder

Could I become a goat qb playing at this team?

10/10 would disappoint my race with

how do i lower the volume on the twitter video

who /pantyhose/ here?

>.webm

just fucking search for .webm is it that hard?

>betting on the Texans

Literally what? I hope the pay out was good

>Hopkins bailing out Osweiler

Brady is a system daddy. Belichick is just breaking out the meme offense that Brady is too slow to run

because I watched Jacoby at State for 2 years and have actually talked to him on campus

A FUCKING LEAF

Calm down

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the patriots are cheating somehow naturally we just cant figure it out. the two back up qb's are probably androids or something

There's a good chance he has real literal autism

read the fucking thread

Nice Watt dubs

no, brissett isn't crazy

Wait he caught that?

Hi Draper

R8 this black chick I've been fucking with my white penis

gimme that Malcolm butt spin pls

>picking against the Patriots

your fault for being a dumbass

nice job phone poster

10/10 in australia

Patriots/32

w h o

why does hopkins look so pissed?

Hey pal

post penis or GRFO

Lies!

Which is worse for Brady's legacy?

The multiple cheating scandals or every backup QB exposing him as a system babby?

nice one Australia

Try being in the same division as them

> Jests.

Feel bad man.

They shouldve kept Hoyer. Osweiler keeps throwing it to covered players right into the hands of their defenders.

What did he mean by this?

Its better on 2D

nigger/10

Cuck Shitweiler is his QB

justdon'tbreed/10.

real niggas don't smile

>b-but, muh may may twat

This. When Brady gets back it'll be back to pass domination.

Show me her bootyhole

Because his team sucks

He looks like he's 20 years older than he actually is.

He is a rentboi
Fuck off to your containment boards faggot

it's not white or black

it's selection based on the feels of the moment

99 watt dubs

Because we have coaches who are hacks and no depth.

cause his team is ass and is getting exposed worse than kim kardashian's butt.

He would kill any yuropoor player with a slide tackle

is that her arm or boobs? If boobs, niceeee.

what's the memest player in this game?

that pepsi commercial was stupid and terrible

Because he's literally the only player on his team who's having a good game

Can you guys recommend me a good pornstar? think i've had enough of this '''''''''''''''sport''''''''''''

LIBERAL NEW ENGLAND CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

who /alreadydrunk here/

PSA: If the Jets lose to the chiefs, the Patriots will be two games up by the end of week 3 without Tom Brady.

If they win tonight that is.

WOULD COLONIZE

he's not on the pats

Hey Patsnation,

how do I tell my family that I plan on proposing to my black girlfriend without them disowning me?

How is Mexico? Can I visit without getting decapitated?

The Texans need more Tay..

threadly reminder

Pretty cool of the Patriots to start a black QB during their Color Rush game

the nigger qb

If only you all knew how brown Massachusetts and by extension the rest of NE is becoming.

The ladies are indeed nice, but I could give them up if they all went back to where they came from.

i love 2d feets :3

hes a manlet

Those are her boobs.

Your mom. Beat off to her plenty.

it's obviously her arm.

SIPPIN THE WHISKY TO CALM ME. Im on my way b ro

Literally a fucking sith lord

jj watt

you'll have a new black family

Passing game dominates because mobile qb systems are only effective for a short time before defenses figure them out and shut them down. It's what happened to SackorPick who went from elite to shit in the span of three years because his mobile system was figured out

>Not being a Cred Forumsart/a/n

Holy fuck, what the fuck is this Texans' playcalling?

Enjoy getting deleted by based Hirohito tomorrow Cred Forums

no I will personally rape you

depends where u wanna go

Here nigga

I lold last week when they speculated the pats fucked with Tannehill's headset, only to have it turn out being dead batteries

Why does Cred Forums hate Osweiler so much?

You seem like a Dmitrys guy to me

>So.. are ya'll a semi pro team or something? where's the uprights at?

C-can we see her boobs?

oh. my. gat

Edelman going in and Brissett going out

yeah, but i'm not into incest shit, maybe you could give me your sister's name?

That block at the end too. Patriots just a solid team all around

Man, this thread sucks. Are you faggots even watching the game?

BBB BBB BBB BBB BBB...... Brady is Bellicheck Baby.... BBB BBB BBB BBB

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>Color rush
>Literally McDumbass' plan right now

>boobs where her arm pits would be
classic canada

I'M RUBBER BAND MAN

ASU

Nope, sorry. I'm not showing her tits to a bunch of neckbeard losers

@iamshenekaadams

INTERCEPTION MOTHERFUCKER!!

Why are white women so disgusting?

PICK

I would but your mom swallowed her already

too much ass desu

FUCKING LOBSTER

Thank you Osweenie

Dunno, somewhere with mountains

TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS TOXINS

Wow....

Awww yiss

HAHAHAH

How is this team 2-0

COLLLINS ELITEEEEE

>texans

>Brock

MY SIDES

COLLINS IS GOAT

HOLY SHIT

INTERCEPTION

HAHAHAHA

>the state of the fucking Texans

GG GO NEXT

Houston spooked as fuck
game over

IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

>MUH BROCK LOBSTER

KEK THROWING IT TO COLLINS

>INT

LGTSS:

>Osweiler

Get fucked Roger.

>TexASS

>icewater

Rate out of 10 how badly I fucked up by buying into the fuller hype and playing him over kelvin benjamin?

SHAHAHAHAHAHA

lol

16-0 incoming

oh lawd

#formationgate

>Brock Osweiler

DURR I WONDER IF I TELEGRAPH ALL MY PASSES BY THE BIGGEST WIND UP POSSIBLE TO AN ACTUALLY GOOD D SOMEONE WILL INTERCEPT MY PASSES

>Brocklobster
>gud

Looks like Houston goofed

>The village of Houston

>TOXINS
>TOXINS
>TOXINS

>interception

That was awful
I'm glad we got rid of that shitkicker

>People thought the Broncos got fucked by letting Osweiler go

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>Osweiler was considered a 100 mill QB by the Toxins

just chew a bit off, desu

>Not even Goodell can stop the Cheatriots

Why can't this team suck for once

>BROCK
BROCK
>BROCK
BROCK
>BROCK
BROCK

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

Brisket celebrates like Tebow too

Texans are a shit team that's going to get BTFO. Just sit back and meme.

Because Broncucks acted like he was a god when he fluke defeated the Pats last year

Dude

Ive never seen a naked black woman before.

>the village of houston

LMAO
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LMAO
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LMAO
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LMAO
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LMAO
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lmao awful

>brit
>hates white women
>yep

>Played da burrs, chefs

Told you dumb niggers Pats D going to step up...hahaha

500th for Greatiots being great.

i used to be racist until i saw the beautiful moment of jaQT Brassit giving Bill the football :3

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4yr/$72 mil

9.25

Bailey Jay.

>tfw picked Toxins because I didn't think they would shit the bed so magnificently against a literal rookie QB on a short week of practice

RIP my $2.

>it will win

NEW

John Elway looking pretty good right now

fuckedup/10

Nice thumbnail newfag

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

>Whoston

osweiler really thought he was hot shit before leaving the boncos

Another year another entire conference that will let the patriots win even tho they are trash

texans command is essentially patriots southwest

evil bill can psychic read all the plays of his former minions

Lol holy shit they didn't block anyone

Why is Watt shit now?

if you're into canyons and shit just go to big bend in Texas

but if you're talking rainforests then yeah the south is pretty safe

Based battlefield bonus.com image

The texans gave him a big contract for being a backup and showing flashes of brilliance on a superbowl caliber team.

>beat the whole conference
>even though they're trash

Maybe they're not the trash ones

nice taste senpai already had that one saved from last week or somewhere else

why the f is that guy doin that

Dumb and hot, the perfect combination

>Be Wilfork
>Getting paid
>Losing
>The face of defeat

I feel so bad for him, I miss big Vince.

why do they keep showing clint dempsy pass a soccer ball to a car

NEWNUMALE

Alright thanks Juan

>these unis
Awful. They don't show off the teams colors in a creative way or anything. They just look like shitty college/highschool uniforms.

Dude's eating Texas BBQ every day and getting paid. He living the dream

a bit too retarded looking to be attractive

jesus

put your big boy pants back on

Brisket is beating texas. It's like pottery

ikr i wish i had more

Nice throw bro

These fuckers, what are you doing?

How does Bell mindfuck qbs like this? It doesn't look like he's doing anything special.

Is Osweiler basically just Cutler?

WHY CHALLENGE NEW ENGLAND RECOVERED???

Honestly looked to see if the arrows were pointing to two German flags.

Wanted the 8 yards of feild position

Amendola

Holy shit that gunshot spooked me