Official NRL Preliminary Final #1 Thread

Cronulla Sharks vs North Queensland Cowboys
Kickoff at 7:55pm AEST

Winner goes to the Grand Final, loser goes home.

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telstra.com.au/my-account/prepaid-recharge
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video.cqu.edu.au/ess/echo/presentation/0e02cf10-fc86-496f-bcea-a8e8f1ad79c7
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First for sean

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Cowboys
Raiders

Objectively the most enjoyable matchup for a grand final.

back to back

this pic was taken about 10 mins after the end of the 2016 grand final against the raiders.

John Hopoate got in trouble again, lads.

when are these haircuts coming back?

what did he do

baka.com.au/nsw/john-hopoate-charged-with-intimidation-stealing-drink-at-crows-nest-business-20160922-grmjyy.html

>Gallen in the OP

Good thread.

TMA

Had two job interviews in the past two days lads. Can't wait to get out of NEETdom.

>Objectively the most enjoyable matchup for a grand final.

Absolutely. I think we are going to end up with a Storm vs Sharks borefest though

Vulgar are the means of livelihood of all hired workmen whom we pay for mere manual labour, not for artistic skill; for in their case the very wage they receive is a pledge of their slavery.
Cicero

Who /storm/ here?
5th premiership coming up ;)

>tfw soon we will be permanently shut off from interacting with walkgod

hold me brehs

twitter.com/Cred Forums/status/779056333249142784

Jonathan Thurston, doctor of petroleum.

Because I'm quitting Cred Forums after the grand final?

Just like last year right?

I never said I was quitting Cred Forums last year. I said I was leaving this board. That failed miserably though because I was using many other boards, so it was easy to fall back into coming here.

I'm almost never on Cred Forums anymore, and I'm weening myself off it. It's honestly not as hard as I thought it'd be. I'm finding that I'm much happier when I'm not here.

Ponga WILL play tonight.

WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch

Read Linnet trained fully the past few days

Ponga wasn't named to play u20s tonight

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Not saying he won't play, but I think there is some rule that prevents u20s eligible players from playing NYC finals if they play first grade finals as well.

Not sure on the specifics though.

Just put 5k on the sharks. Gonna wake up rich lads

I think that only applies if the u20s player has played 5+ games in first grade that year or something like that.

Or they kept him back just in case Linnet was too much of a gamble

Who /storm/ here?
5th premiership coming up ;)

How long till it gets invalidated too?

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CONVICT
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>tfw the dumb cunt at starbucks called me "seen"

That's what you get for your parents not calling you Shaun like they should have

won 1k playing online poker during a study day lads

online poker is the thinking mans secondary income (but primary when youre on austudy as a student)

Guy I used to work with claimed he was a pro poker player. He was broke as fuck barely able to pay rent. Stupid with his money. Didn't help that he bought breakfast, coffee and lunch every single day at work.

Guess what, I finally asked out the prostitute today. She said yes but now I regret it. I don't think I am equipped to be in any sort of relationship. I live at home, I don't have a job, I study full time and get Austudy. Apart from studying, I am a loser, a good looking loser, but still a loser nonetheless. I don't even have a phone and I can't be fucked getting one and having to activate it and all that shit.

What do I do now; do I never go back and risk further fucking this poor girl up in the head or try to work something out?

Your only solution is to neck yourself.

who sharks here

Walkcunt is poorious because he can't even pay prostitutes to fuck him.

Don't be a cunt. I am asking for serious help from my /nrl/ bros. If you want to be an immature cunt about things like this, I suggest that YOU neck yourself. I have put a lot of work into Australian Cred Forums and I demand some sort of respect.

It's the least you cunts could do.

never tell anyone i play, except u user fags

up 6k this month btw

thats like 6 months austudy

and unlike austudy its tax free

Have you ever received that extra payment ($550) or something for Austudy?

I am pretty sure I should be getting it because I have just gone back to study after being unemployed for like 2 years.

not sure what u mean so no

If you have been long term unemployed and then going on Austudy, you are eligible for about $120 more a fortnight. I fit that criteria but the cunts only gave me $440. I can't even get in touch with them because the lines are always busy.

Australia is such a shithole.

>not liking the art that is the storm's play style
Plebfilter. Maybe /afl/ is better for you.

how long does that last? the cunts are useless

they deliberately make it fucked so you dont get any gibsmedats

theyd rather noone studied but if they did theyd take our credit and be in debt to the banks

banks run this joint lad

>I have put a lot of work into Australian Cred Forums and I demand some sort of respect.
holy fuck bro, how sad is your life

Please let us have this one

Sharks will LITERALLY win.

What are you listening to lads?

>preliminary final
>54 posts
kek

KEK

K-E-K

you can appreciate the skill and finesse of their play whilst still admitting that they play a more boring game than the cowboys or raiders

Agreed. It's impressive, but it's almost too calculated to be entertaining. While it gets the job done, it can be utterly boring. Every time they make a set play, score or kick a 40/20, it just feels too "programmed" if that's the right word. Nothing about it feels ad-lib.

instagram.com/p/BKpigNzgw_U/?taken-by=boydcordner

It's not boring.

I respect Melbourne and their style, and to be such a calm team while playing mind games, the wrestle, it's all great, but it's so bland. Watching other teams like Brisbane, Canberra, Cowboys or the Roosters is so much more exciting.

Brisbane are boring as fuck, you retarded pleb.

I guess I don't see it the same way. I like the Raiders style as well but I enjoy both.

Where was this taken?

>Brisbane are boring as fuck

youtu.be/3NAobffs5p4?t=1m25s

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I know you're shit posting, but that is one of the most exciting off the cuff tries, right as it hit half time too.

Townsville

KEK I live there but seriously lad where was it?

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The sharks must be stopped.

>i live there
no /nrl/ posters live in townsville

PNG

22nd of 57 remaining

1st prize gets $2900USD

can online poker before NRL make me rich lads?

I have been naming my computers with ship names from the Royal Navy and Royal Fleet Auxiliary, here are some of the names that were used:

Desktops - Aircraft Carriers (Invincible, Ark Royal, Queen Elizabeth)
HTPCs/NUCs - Submarines (Vengeance, Vanguard, Victorious)
Desktop replacement laptops - Amphibious ships (Ocean, Albion)
Laptops - Destroyers (Sheffield, Exeter, Manchester)
Netbooks - Frigates (Norfolk, Westminster, Northumberland)
Tablets - Offshore patrol vessels (Tyne, Severn, Mersey)
Smartphones - Patrol vessels (Archer, Raider, Sabre)
NAS - Replenishment oilers (Fort Victoria)
Mining rigs - Mine countermeasures (Penzance, Pembroke, Blyth)

Possibly. If you know your limits, and when to cut yourself off after a good run.

I do though.

thx

never cut myself off thats weird

but yeah knowing when to quit due to tilt or fatigue or needing a chill

yeah my limits i stick to, i play SNGs and build profit and take that profit to MTTs and play for the big bux like this tourney

came 22nd/350 today for 1k 1st was 11k :'((

>posts highlights from a single game LAST YEAR
Borecos fans on desperation watch.

Borcos Ltd

>Borecos

Can they recover from this?

Why are the broncos so shit when theyre a publicly traded company backed by the media who owns a majority stkae in them

cunts are lazy

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never come near me and my sons fathers brother again rugby league

>when ya stalk your ex from 10 years ago instagram and watch her age terribley but still get tonnes of cock cause shes still fuckable just not as hot and tight

classic pre finals hey lads

>literally the most successful club in almost every category over the past 20 years

they should win every single year with their money and strangle hold on QLD players

if NSW had 3 teams and 1 was a retarded new team and the other was a retarded out fuck nowhere team, that 1 awesome team would win every other year

Its like having one team in Bondi, one in Orange and one in Lismore

Borecos fans in full desperation mode right now lads.

>so shit
>make the 8 every year since their inception except once or twice

That's MY Peem

>making the 8 is a metric of skill

look at this sad cunt who thinks being literally average is an accolade

>yeah top 50% woo

Boresbane Underachievcos Ltd.

At least I'm not a sharks supporter

KEK

>borecos
>this is what passes as "humorous" amongst /nrl/ posters

kek

KEK

K E K

K - E - K

>BORECOS (synchronization between broncos and boring, we're saying that they're boring to watch) fans SEETHING rn because cows are about to go back to back and both times they eliminated them in the finals

Just watch till their 3 peat KEK

IMPORTANT UPDATE

NOW 11th of 30

23 paid $200USD for 23

no one cares that you're gambling cunt, i hope you lose it all

NRL is literally built on the back of gambling

We are not so different, you and I.

Did you know the NRL gets a cut of all bets on NRL matches?

Don't put him on tilt mate /nrl/ is a no bully zone*

*does not apply to borecos supporters

That's pretty rude lad

Good luck lad

>2012
>borecos eliminated by GOATBOYS

>2015
>borecos eliminated by GOATBOYS

>2015
>borecos eliminated by GOATBOYS

>2016
>borecos eliminated by GOATBOYS

kek

KEK

K-E-K

>we are not so different, you and i.
was that an austin powers reference?

I cant tilt anymore lad I've been reading stoicism and practicing meditation and negative visualisation

If you prepare yourself for the worst you dont feel shock when it occurs

Stoic as fuck now

rate my gf lads

Why are the borecos just so fucking BORING lads?

not as bad as my tumblrina ex girlfriend/10

Why'd you post that trashs ugly mug it devalues your post

Borecos Ltd.

i'll be back when "borecos" posters get sick of being autistic cunts

shit lad its everywhere

i cant even remember which one i heard it from, if not many

youtube.com/watch?v=GH0YPXb49q0

>tfw you have an ugly gf

Boresbin Borecos fans on pooicide watch

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>my wifes face when tamololoolo makes fifita and gallen retire tonight

hes gonna make them look like spastic fat retards

It's more of a cliche than anything. I'd assume that's why Austin Power's used it. Being a spy parody comedy and all.

i'll be back when "borecos" players get sick of being boring cunts

i approve this message

is that the woman from just shoot me

yeah its one of those funny sayings

its only used when youre trying to win someone over but youd never say it irl

yeah lad she gets me fucking wet
i wanna fuck a busty old italian broad cause of her but the only one i know would be shitting where i eat so that cant happen

"Who wants me to open it?"

Who /gong/ here?

gambling and pre-NRL shitposting

can life be better? got the southerly coming through too and the window is open as fuck

sup

youtube.com/watch?v=0gZgKayN184

Based Sean

"Do you want me to open it?"

based fucking joshy

FLOP IT OUT CUNT

YEAHHHHHHHH HARRYS A MAD CUNT

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

haha

Interdasting

Do you have any material on this subject that I could read?

rack off with the shitposting

Sharkies desu

favourite porn star lads?

sienna grace desu

Mandingo

Good post.

Sunny Lane

nope just use google

reddit/stoic is good too they post tonnes of info

>that will never be you

Guess who's coming back into the NRL

nadia ali

post shemales
todd carney

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matt utai

KEK, I scared off all the poorcunt casuals.

This song is fucking fantastic.

youtube.com/watch?v=LVyGxlgeAjc

natalie mars

youtube.com/watch?v=fSJoDuU328k

Amazing song

youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U

youtube.com/watch?v=M6t47RI4bns

it's a sign

Big Sean is fucking trash. Lyrics are so fucking bad.

Based Biggest Sean

For real though. Don't know how he ever got signed.

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>one premiership in 10 years
lmao

Borecos Ltd.

Any of you lads on Telstra prepaid?

Can you still recharge over the counter or do you need to do it online now

Not sure about Telstra stores, but I used to go to Coles to get prepaid top ups.

Which provider were you with and how long ago was this?

Just looked at some rich eastern sydney kids instagrams

All they do is go on holidays and live in rich areas and have drinks with rich people

fuck me dead lads its shit knowing some stupid tart is worth more than you just cause her dads cum was worth more than your dads cum

Virgin. Years ago, but I'm pretty sure you can still do top ups in store. I know you can do that online for Virgin, as I used to work there.

I do it through my phone with my credit card

Here bro.

telstra.com.au/my-account/prepaid-recharge

UP UP FUCKING CRONULLA.
This is the year lads, it's fucking happening

the NRL wont let a white supported team win

this is current year

> All they do is go on holidays and live in rich areas and have drinks with rich people

bullshit, 99% of the people who live in the eastern suburbs of sydney don't spend all their time travelling and "having drinks with rich people"... and people don't upload the shit parts of their lives to social media btw, it's not a very accurate representation of how they life actually is

t. someone who lives in mosman

youtube.com/watch?v=1iAYhQsQhSY

WELL THEYRE CERTAINLY FUCKING PHOTOSHOPPING PICTURES FROM LONDON AND SWITZERLAND AND RANDOM PRIVATE BEACHES A FUCKLOAD

t. someone who lives in strathfield

Kurt CapeGOD WILL end Taumalolo's career tonight.

>strathfield
>tfw i live in strathfield
where abouts lad

near the koreans... you know the place...

cunt you know i will literally stalk you now, mark my words, i can spot an autist

post their instagrams lad

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> Im an Aucklander

stopped reading there aha

I live off Barker Road. If you know the one I'm talking about.

>University of Auckland

Kek

nah lad they dont deserve the autism

but theyre fucking hot, 21 yo usyd girls

stream? not the reddit one, the good arab or sth one

think thats a bloke

also criminal law is the lowest retard tier of law. no wonder she prefers slumming it.

>the good arab or sth one
the fuck are you talking about cunt

im in strathfield bois, lets meet up and wank

> they dont deserve the autism

bit mean m8ie

Watching the Cartman Burger episode of South Park, lads.

i dunno jus remember it having achmed or sth in the url

>criminal law is the lowest retard tier of law. no wonder she prefers slumming it.
>this is what degenerate gamblers with no job on an indian carpet exporting website actually believe

she wouldn't look half as hot without her cake face on

im closer to the boulevarde

who else /lower north shore/ here?

she doesn't even look that hot with the makeup anyway

I prefer natural beauties myself.

who cares

women who like footy and cricket are unicorns

Honestly though, less/no makeup is so much better than a chick who looks like she's just shoved her face in a bowl of icing.

2nd for requiring a stream

could watch it in the lounge room but naturally my bitch of a sister is in there crying over something and i really don't wanna deal with that

whats life like there? tell us of the wonderous world...

i can only look down on westies, people in the shire have it better than strathfield cause white + nature

>sister is in there crying
Surely she won't be crying for another 30 minutes straight.

Less makeup here.

I'm certain this is a bot.

Nearly every profile is these days.

>less makeup
She still has a clear layer of makeup on, and some kind of lipstick shit

>tfw get 1 match per day

my pic is shit cause im a fatcunt
need abs for dem body pics
but love food

>I'm certain this is a bot.
Bots don't have huge fully fledged, descriptions like that.

fuck ur sister u poofta

>online

fuck this shit. i want to buy a fucking voucher over the counter. i am sick of everything being online with credit cards and shit. i don't even have a kikecard.

>he only has one tv in the house
povo cunt spotted

Yes they do.

It's still noticeably less makeup than the previous pic.

Eat more so you can get bigger muscles.

You only need 1 per day.

>he doesn't even have a debit card

underage detected, or you're literally so retarded you dont even have your own bank account

yeah but she's all depressed and shit... and if i go in there when the game starts she'll start bitching about me not trying to talk to her when she's in her bitch mode giving snippy one word answers.

hmm i don't have much to compare it to as i've lived in the same house for my entire life.

it's pretty good i guess, don't have to worry about lads trying to start me on the way to the shops and i can go out late at night without worrying about getting robbed.

>credit card
You don't need a credit card mate. I only have a debit card and you can use those for online payments. It's easy as piss. Usually you can save your card to your online account and just top it up and use your 3 digit security code shit every time.
You can get debit cards at 16 iirc.

Rabs is gay.

Hope he dies soon.

not sure if you've noticed but she's bald as fuck

>Eat more so you can get bigger muscles.

i lift im just fat. the only reason i get any matches is cause of my muscles but theres too much fat for abs

there is no way i am doing any sort of money transfer online

fucking kikes

>yeah but she's all depressed and shit
So am I. Doesn't mean she gets full reign of the house. Would she not rather have a cry in her room in private or something? This is the preliminary finals. Watch it in full HD on your big tv. Streams are shit tier experience.

>i can go out late at night without worrying about getting robbed.

is this real life? is this fantasy?

>fucking kikes
go back to Cred Forums cunt we tried to help you

umm rude much?

All poo peelanders have poor genetics like that.

Eat more. Lift more.

Kalyn Ponga will be pissed off that they pulled him out of the under 20s and his team lost because of that, and he's not even going to play tonight.

Kek

Went to the bottle-o to buy a cold slab with my NEET money, naturally, and the bastards not even cold. I'm literally shaking right now fellas.

Cowboys gonna get this one.

i just want to use prepaid so i dont have to lock into an account and every provider needs identification
this is useless
i am never going to be a normie, am i...

He is playing tonight you fool

no he isn't

Who did we all tip lads? Sharks here.

Yeah, he is

...

no he isn't

alcohol is haram brother

We'll see.

Okay

But he really is

Sharks by 7, cheeky maloney field goal to seal it

Damn sexy ankle, how can 49% of Aussies not want these girls. I'm about to explode.

no he isn't

concunt is in this very thread.

the majority of muslim women i see around dress like this and it's sexy as fuck
i don't have a problem with them

video.cqu.edu.au/ess/echo/presentation/0e02cf10-fc86-496f-bcea-a8e8f1ad79c7

I honestly miss the old days of Australian Cred Forums. Even with the dangerously high levels of autism and trip-worship, it was the most fun I had on here.

based CQU bro
what u studying? law here

Certificate III in Fitness, just like my hero Sean.

That link is one of our classes.

class is overrated, never listen to lectures or goto tutes

just read the weekly notes, save em in a big file, presto youre a 70% avg student

what is this?

can they see me??

It's a tafe certificate m8. It's one 2 hour class a week and the rest of it is online stuff.

I'm in that video btw

Carn the Sharks.

lol

>yfw no nsw team in the gf 2 years in a row

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The girl I am chasing is two years younger than I am and she has a 5 year old daughter. Should I proceed or wait until I find someone that doesn't have a kid.

I feel like I won't find anyone this perfect (except for the kid)

you realise how pathetic that sounds?

skip the 2 hr class

ive got like, 16 hours of classes i never goto and still get D in law

work smarter not harder

WHERE THE FUCKS THE STREAM CUNTS

You have a, gambling problem, Sean.

Please get help.

NSW ON SUICIDE WATCH

Root but never at her place

Never meet her kid, never, ever ever

Never goto her place, ever ever

Root till she gets tired of you not marrying her

You realise how mad you are that you missed out on the glory days of Australian Cred Forums

A lot of the classes are the prac parts of the course that I need to go to.

same place as usual

IK, you cunt. Talk to me, I need advice.

>7 point try
When will Rabs be taken out the back and shot?

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Kill the child.

On what?

I live at home boiii

>reminiscing about time spent on a shit hole like Cred Forums
this is just embarrassing, this is when you know your life is shit

Everyone lives at home.

Then you're lucky a girl even gives you a second look.

lol granville is a massive manlet

didnt realise hes like 5'5

>prelim final
>not a sellout

wew lad

Gallens son looks just like him.

Is that Gallen's kid?

Feel pretty bad for that kid not gonna lie.

MY FUCKING SIDES ARE GONE!

Who cares about this literally fucking WHO?

The game should have started 15 minutes ago.

She doesn't know that I live at home boiii

I lied to her and told her that I live by myself yeah boiii

Why isn't anyone kneeling?

Shit I've done the same thing but with a virgin QT.

>he fell for the manlet meme
Daniel Radcliffe is 5'5 and he'll see more success than you ever will.

truth

i can root em for a month before they piss off, no matterr how many orgasms you give her if you live with family youre a faggot

[spoiler]like me[/spoiler]

Why is Sydney so shit?

If this was the BroncGODS in Brisbane, it would be a full stadium and thousands outside watching on the big screen.

>jaws theme starts playing

((((((5'5))))))

Will NSW ever recover?

Cronulla will get the first penalty.

Also, first points will be a penalty goal.

This girl is far from a virgin
She is a prostitute boiii
Do you think prostitutes have the same level of expectation as normie roasties or she won't care that I'm a loser that lives at home

it helps when your dad is one of the producers of harry potter

Ponga hatrick inc get hype cunts.

Execute all Lachlans

lol

>Coote
this cunt should be dropped from full back

Will NSW is an actor m8

P O O T E

Ponga to fullback, Coote moved to the wing.

What happened to Coote

He was pretty good last year

better off playing with 12 at this point

Except for the fact that you're talking bullshit

Signed a 2 year contract

Settle down Daniel, watch some footy.

I'd be quite happy if Gallen dies tonight.

When it's going to be an obvious double movement, why do dumb cunts like Fifita still even try to put it down? Like its fucking obvious it would be picked up

lmfao calculated kick

Because they'll do anything to score points.

holy shit coote, someone get rid of him

>Coote

Coote is deadset retarded.

i-i-its ok c-c-cowboys are a s-s-second half team

fucking brain dead cunts

fug

fuark. chad was paying $26 for first try

>losers in this thread will never know the feeling of having a genuine 8/10 girl tell you that she wants you

kek

Gallen is going to murder someone during the post game presser.

What's Gallen even bitching about?

Townsend may have knocked it on but Coote is a dead set dumb cunt.

Why do people hate Gal again?

i have
didnt matter
what matters is filming fucking her

would settle for 3/10 desu

hey man leave the losers alone, it's hard enough being ugly in this world at least let them seek solace here

Jealous of his looks.

>it's going to be a sharks v storm gf

Why are you talking about yourself lad.

Sharks v Raiders*

>Be Cowboy
>Drop ball

Is this fixed?

What the fuck

Raiders are on the verge of returning to their glory days

rabs just called granville bowen

lol

>that play the ball
Should have been a penalty to cowboys

cowboys playing really shit 2bh

Well done Coote. Safe as houses at the back.

Cowboys will settle and Sharks will run out of steam.

>ywn havve ssharks tieer ennis at the bulldogs

fuck des is shit

Well they are called Cowboys and not Ballboys.

Still better than the jungle ball Warriors.

Well in his defence they are practically twins

This.

Is that the kid from star wars?

this is problematic

It's Sean Bean.

>Todd Carney is going to the Dragons

Just imagine him and Dugan partying together again

>the virgins in this thread have never face fucked a girl so hard that her mascara runs and gets in her eyes as she says in a cute voice "it stings, you made me cry and it stings" as you go back to fucking her pretty little mouth

kek

>that 20m forward pass from jt

It's Walker, Texas Ranger

Luke Lewis needs to be put out to pasture.

Cowboys look beyond fucked lads

Wade Graham looks like he got Cordner to teach him how to run off Maloney.

>taking the 2

what a bunch of dumb cunts

>all that pressure
>come up with 2 points

maybe but it forces more defence for an already shit cowboys

>not believing in the psychological edge

This is how I know you could NOT captain a winning NRL side

>running 20 metres sideways

I think the cowboys are like THANK GOD THEY TOOK THE 2 PHEW.

0% to score 4or6 after 15 mins
100% to score 2

you cunts are dumb

they already had that

That's what cost the broncos the gf

ITT: virgins watching sweaty men in matching uniforms play with a ball so they can touch and grab each other

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KEK, I thought this was a meme

>Coote

>Cowcucks already gassed

Based Doctor of Petroleum

TOP KEK

time for a top up ;)

Penalty goals should be worth five.

>cowboys

Based Fucki

>kfc review

Based Kent called this in January. Is he a wizard?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK

Called what?

>Clearly a try
>But I get a free family feast for each time I go to the bunker

Based Coote turning down millions from the Roosters in order to play QLD Cup for the next 2 years.

>Fast decision by the bunker
>Leave the still image there for 30 seconds while the work experience kid figures out how to show the KFC ad

That "European debadged" Holden ad makes me cringe so much.

Sharks premiership.

>rugby lelgue

He will be proven wrong, unfortunately.

Can Raiders win tomorrow?

No.

Coote is being made a fool of. By Chad Townsend of all people.

God willing. I want Gallen to die without success.

Holy fuck just euthanize the Cows

That victory last week wasn't worth it

Jesus Christ this Cowboys team.

What's for tea lads

Broncos would have won this.

Is Steve Price, former Dragons coach, now a trainer for the sharks?

Cowboys would have won this

>taking the 2
dumbest cunts

>1 try after 20 mins

WHY ARE THEY TAKING THE 2 RABS? THEYD SURELY SCORE DESPITE 90% OF THE TIME THEY DONT SCORE

They basically played a grand final last week and now they're dead on their feet.

Had a double whopper and chips from hjs

This is quite possibly the most boring game I've seen this year.

Im pretty sure I heard he went there after they fired him.

2bh Mary will join him next year once he's sacked for Toovey with Ivan Cleary as assistant

Triplem sent me a marketing survey thing for them and it's pretty funny how hard they're trying to shed the "bogan" label but they'll always be a bogan car.

...

Fat cunt.

Darkness! The tables have turned!

BASED COOTE with the tackle on TownsAIDS

Looking forward to rugby league 'journalists' publishing tons of articles about how the league season needs to be shorter because all of these professional athletes are getting tired

Did you enjoy it?

It does look nice though. I'm saving for a ford focus RS myself.

they played the hardest game of the year last week

WHY ARENT THEY BACK TO 100%???

Is Valentine Holmes elite?

COMEBACK

Yeah it was delicious. First meal all day so I'm not too worried.

One good night sleep is all you need for recovery.

jesus fuckign christ just went around to a girls house for a few drinks expecting to bang her then her fucking mate turns up crying and i have to leave

fuck females

who /goon/ here

Nah got JD instead

Saw that lel

I think the new hungry jacks chips are great.

>Kiwicucks

Chad is BACK

that'll do the trick good on ya mate

It's no excuse though. 7 full days and nights of rest is plenty.

forward by a mile

That pass was a bit suss

UP UP CRONULLA LADS

that was a meter forward

How does Baloney run the ball so well
He's not fast or tricky or anything but cunts just can't tackle him

Did you reply to the wrong post, or are you just an idiot?

forward as fuck

Based Sharks.

Cronulla 2.0 incoming.

They taste amazing but they skimped hard on them tonight.

That was quite the shoey in the crowd just then. Stay classy, shire scum.

Kek m8 do you think they just hang out at training?

I think they get plenty of time between games, but it's not like they just rest all week

Have you ever played sport? Lmao

I prefer the Chasseur lad.

They would've been given at least Saturday and Sunday off to completely rest up. Rest of the week is training as usual.

yeah that was forward as fuck

t. Muhammad

Based sharks making me richer

nectar of the gods

Faggot wine drinkers. Surprise surprise both kiwis.

Don't think this commentator knows the meaning of 'by the same token'

nice m8 my mum drinks that stuff

t. sick cunt

t. gay cunt

Was it forward or not Sean?

the bruises and joint strain from that weeks game which was impact x 30 wouldnt recover in a week

That's a shame. Better luck for next time

BASED JT GETTING REKT TWICE.

You ever have a drink from her furry cup?

>stadium 60% full
>very good crowd
kek

Still hungry as fuck lad. Dunno what to have.

how will the banana benders ever recover?

btw what the fuck is with all these adverts?

Considering it's the Rooster's home ground, this is a good crowd

no

this wasn't sposed to happen

>stadium 60% full

looks packed to me

Unrelated lads but why is AFL so bad? Like I want to watch it and enjoy it but when a preliminary final is so one sided it makes me think that Sydney is the only place that takes it seriously.

This isn't American NASCAR faggot where they have 400k people in an audience.

Based fucking cronulla are doing it lads

Red goon > white goon

Based Holmes wrecking thurstcuck

this is the highest rating show in the richest demographic (QLD and NSW combined)

its state of origin tier commercial $$$ wise

>instant damage control from literally seething thugby lelgue "fan"
kek, can't make this shit up

Sharks don't draw good crowds
Cronulla and Newcastle are about the same for average attendance in the regular season, but it's Cronulla's second best average ever, and Newcastle's second worst.

no alcohol > alcohol

who /gong/ here?

>it's a Melbourne win the premiership episode
Getting really sick of this one, lads

red goon is filthy mate i cant handle it

>KFC Video ref
>Harvey Norman replay
>KFC Half-time
>Industrial/Tradie themed transition graphics
>Players cant even get their names of the back of their shirts, ads extra ads

Why is NRL so pathetic? Cant they appeal to a more high class demographic?

...

If the sharks win is it going to be a conspiracy?

>yfw the sharkies are doing it for cronulla 2005

based

> tfw mum bought two bottles of wine for the game

might have to stop watching if they win. It'll give me more time to focus on my gyprocking business

geelong getting btfo btw lads

...

>that brand new retro jersey

yeah i didnt start following the team this year nah

When Smith and Cronk retire it's all down hill. Slater is already gone.

they're going to choke in the 2nd half as usual

Why don't crowds sing in the NRL? Football has a much better atmosphere.

fuck illawarra

st george for life

Will i be seeing any of you shitting up /cric/ this summer?

Why is Tamou in the crowd

Whenever I don't know what to have I have some campbell soup and bread. Not that exciting but it definitely fills me up.

reall want poo peelanders to stop posting in our threads desu

>2006
>2007
>2008
>2009
>2012
>2016

Why are Melbourne so fucking GOOD?

>VB hard earned highlights

They'll come back right guys

right guys?

It's suppose to be a raiders vs cowboys GF they HAVE to come back

If Ponga isn't at fullback after half time, Paul Green is in on the fix.

Based Big Bash League

Sorry lad

if cowboys come back and win, I get over 3 and a half G's

because singing is for poofs

I'm already onto my second by myself

t. Ivo Knezevic

>Joey: "they [the Sharks] have taken all the petrol out of the Cowboys"

kek

KEK

Boring lad. Have scrambled eggs on toast. GOAT quick and easy meal. Relatively healthy too.

but why would you buy something that tastes gross?

I want all cum guzzling name faggots to put a shotgun in their mouths and paint the room with their brains.

I sucked Joey Johns off in the toilets at Fanny's once.

just finished half time wank lads

>drinking ethanol

I hope Lance Franklin wins a premiership this year.

Cricket is shit and should be abolished and all its money/air time should instead be used on the ABL.

That was quick.

>Aus/NZ series
>Boxing Day test
>BBL
>Georgie Pie "Super Smash"
Summer is shaping up to be a good time.

Glorious Sydney, king of sports. Will be crowned biggest of bashers too.

>being an abo and drinking metho

12% battery left on my phone lads. What do?

NEW THREAD

on my 6th bong lads

Buy a new one.

>go threw a bottle of wine and a sixer of jimmy in an hour last night
>wake up 4 hours later drunk
>go through 2 bottles of whiskey to keep me going through today
>break out the JD for sharkies
Sharks are the only thing keeping me going right now
>based townzend
>based Holmes
>based as fuck ennis

The higher demographic are all at the opera house pretending to listen to Italians sing before they go and swap BMW keys and fuck each others ugly wives out of spite.

Bowler's Run is the GOAT tb h

charge it?

I bought that jersey last year, because I had the same one when I was 5. Wearing it right now.

Nah cunt, let's get this bad boy to 700

>4 posts early

Autism

Is Matt Prior elite? Keep in mind he is a product of the elite dragons system

literally all alcohol has ethanol in it

Usually I lead the charge in getting people to stay in the current thread when an attention seeking homo retard makes a new thread, but tonight I'll leave you be.

You are free to make your own decisions on which thread to post in.

I won't manipulate you tonight.

kys seething poorcunt

bet you dont even have foxtel

750 2BH

When Smith is an actor, mate.

THREAD

GET IN THE NEW THREAD NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THREAD
GET IN HERE

This thread is superior. Changing threads is annoying.

I'm staying here.

Maybe.

I fingered him in a Sydney nightclub.

I will go wherever Sean goes

I'm staying here.

Fucks sakes, you can cut your finger off on speedo elastic.

>tfw based Rory's last Cowboys game tonight
>tfw based Rory leads Newcastle to the promised land in 2017

See you in the new thread

>coote

NEW THREAD REMINDER

inb4 they take it away

Coote making up for his awful display

He'll need a double hatrick to make up for his shit.

Chokenulla on asphyxiation watch.

Here it comes...

Reminder if that if you 1) drink alcohol, 2) gamble or 3) pay prostitutes for sex that you are a sinner and you will NOT be entering the Kingdom of Heaven to take your place beside the LORD.

Based chokenulla

THREAD

You mean WalkHeaven

Making a new thread is genuinely annoying. Splits up this already tiny community

36717 attendance

Absolutely pathetic.

Pretty damn good.

Bad crowd numbers.

Has Lewis ever had a bad game?

I don't like how Paul Green keeps his starting forwards off until the 60th minute.

Doesn't give them enough time for an impact when they are behind.

WE'RE GOING TO THE GF BOYS

its ogre

It's all over lads. Nothing to see here.

resting them for next week ;))

How will the Raiders perform tomorrow night? Realistically.

Poorly

Killer 65 maybe 70 minutes then let 4 tries in in the last 10

Hopefully their amazing attack makes up for that.

>ben cummins

>JT abusing the ref

Like clockwork.

Remind me why people love this black cunt again?

HAHAHA

>cowboys

reconciliation

The poosters are literally SEETHING about letting maloney go

>kfc bunker

No they aren't.

That's what I call my car when I eat my drive-through in the carpark

Seethberra Seethers are seething right now

UP UP CRONULLA LAL
THA BOIS IN THA BLACK WHITE AND BLUEW
UP UL CRONULLA NAME OF THE SHARK IS YOUUU
SHARKS SHARKS FOREVAAAA
GO OUT AND PLAY WITH OUT FEAR
NOWS THE TIME TO SEE GOOD FOOTBALL
FOR THE SHARKS ARE HERE


WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Melbourne on premiership watch.