Cronulla Sharks vs North Queensland Cowboys
Kickoff at 7:55pm AEST
Winner goes to the Grand Final, loser goes home.
Cronulla Sharks vs North Queensland Cowboys
Kickoff at 7:55pm AEST
Winner goes to the Grand Final, loser goes home.
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First for sean
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Cowboys
Raiders
Objectively the most enjoyable matchup for a grand final.
back to back
this pic was taken about 10 mins after the end of the 2016 grand final against the raiders.
John Hopoate got in trouble again, lads.
when are these haircuts coming back?
what did he do
>Gallen in the OP
Good thread.
TMA
Had two job interviews in the past two days lads. Can't wait to get out of NEETdom.
>Objectively the most enjoyable matchup for a grand final.
Absolutely. I think we are going to end up with a Storm vs Sharks borefest though
Vulgar are the means of livelihood of all hired workmen whom we pay for mere manual labour, not for artistic skill; for in their case the very wage they receive is a pledge of their slavery.
Cicero
Who /storm/ here?
5th premiership coming up ;)
>tfw soon we will be permanently shut off from interacting with walkgod
hold me brehs
twitter.com
Jonathan Thurston, doctor of petroleum.
Because I'm quitting Cred Forums after the grand final?
Just like last year right?
I never said I was quitting Cred Forums last year. I said I was leaving this board. That failed miserably though because I was using many other boards, so it was easy to fall back into coming here.
I'm almost never on Cred Forums anymore, and I'm weening myself off it. It's honestly not as hard as I thought it'd be. I'm finding that I'm much happier when I'm not here.
Ponga WILL play tonight.
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
Read Linnet trained fully the past few days
Ponga wasn't named to play u20s tonight
...
Not saying he won't play, but I think there is some rule that prevents u20s eligible players from playing NYC finals if they play first grade finals as well.
Not sure on the specifics though.
Just put 5k on the sharks. Gonna wake up rich lads
I think that only applies if the u20s player has played 5+ games in first grade that year or something like that.
Or they kept him back just in case Linnet was too much of a gamble
Who /storm/ here?
5th premiership coming up ;)
How long till it gets invalidated too?
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CONVICT
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>tfw the dumb cunt at starbucks called me "seen"
That's what you get for your parents not calling you Shaun like they should have
won 1k playing online poker during a study day lads
online poker is the thinking mans secondary income (but primary when youre on austudy as a student)
Guy I used to work with claimed he was a pro poker player. He was broke as fuck barely able to pay rent. Stupid with his money. Didn't help that he bought breakfast, coffee and lunch every single day at work.
Guess what, I finally asked out the prostitute today. She said yes but now I regret it. I don't think I am equipped to be in any sort of relationship. I live at home, I don't have a job, I study full time and get Austudy. Apart from studying, I am a loser, a good looking loser, but still a loser nonetheless. I don't even have a phone and I can't be fucked getting one and having to activate it and all that shit.
What do I do now; do I never go back and risk further fucking this poor girl up in the head or try to work something out?
Your only solution is to neck yourself.
who sharks here
Walkcunt is poorious because he can't even pay prostitutes to fuck him.
Don't be a cunt. I am asking for serious help from my /nrl/ bros. If you want to be an immature cunt about things like this, I suggest that YOU neck yourself. I have put a lot of work into Australian Cred Forums and I demand some sort of respect.
It's the least you cunts could do.
never tell anyone i play, except u user fags
up 6k this month btw
thats like 6 months austudy
and unlike austudy its tax free
Have you ever received that extra payment ($550) or something for Austudy?
I am pretty sure I should be getting it because I have just gone back to study after being unemployed for like 2 years.
not sure what u mean so no
If you have been long term unemployed and then going on Austudy, you are eligible for about $120 more a fortnight. I fit that criteria but the cunts only gave me $440. I can't even get in touch with them because the lines are always busy.
Australia is such a shithole.
>not liking the art that is the storm's play style
Plebfilter. Maybe /afl/ is better for you.
how long does that last? the cunts are useless
they deliberately make it fucked so you dont get any gibsmedats
theyd rather noone studied but if they did theyd take our credit and be in debt to the banks
banks run this joint lad
>I have put a lot of work into Australian Cred Forums and I demand some sort of respect.
holy fuck bro, how sad is your life
Please let us have this one
Sharks will LITERALLY win.
What are you listening to lads?
>preliminary final
>54 posts
kek
KEK
K-E-K
you can appreciate the skill and finesse of their play whilst still admitting that they play a more boring game than the cowboys or raiders
Agreed. It's impressive, but it's almost too calculated to be entertaining. While it gets the job done, it can be utterly boring. Every time they make a set play, score or kick a 40/20, it just feels too "programmed" if that's the right word. Nothing about it feels ad-lib.
It's not boring.
I respect Melbourne and their style, and to be such a calm team while playing mind games, the wrestle, it's all great, but it's so bland. Watching other teams like Brisbane, Canberra, Cowboys or the Roosters is so much more exciting.
Brisbane are boring as fuck, you retarded pleb.
I guess I don't see it the same way. I like the Raiders style as well but I enjoy both.
Where was this taken?
>Brisbane are boring as fuck
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I know you're shit posting, but that is one of the most exciting off the cuff tries, right as it hit half time too.
Townsville
KEK I live there but seriously lad where was it?
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The sharks must be stopped.
>i live there
no /nrl/ posters live in townsville
PNG
22nd of 57 remaining
1st prize gets $2900USD
can online poker before NRL make me rich lads?
I have been naming my computers with ship names from the Royal Navy and Royal Fleet Auxiliary, here are some of the names that were used:
Desktops - Aircraft Carriers (Invincible, Ark Royal, Queen Elizabeth)
HTPCs/NUCs - Submarines (Vengeance, Vanguard, Victorious)
Desktop replacement laptops - Amphibious ships (Ocean, Albion)
Laptops - Destroyers (Sheffield, Exeter, Manchester)
Netbooks - Frigates (Norfolk, Westminster, Northumberland)
Tablets - Offshore patrol vessels (Tyne, Severn, Mersey)
Smartphones - Patrol vessels (Archer, Raider, Sabre)
NAS - Replenishment oilers (Fort Victoria)
Mining rigs - Mine countermeasures (Penzance, Pembroke, Blyth)
Possibly. If you know your limits, and when to cut yourself off after a good run.
I do though.
thx
never cut myself off thats weird
but yeah knowing when to quit due to tilt or fatigue or needing a chill
yeah my limits i stick to, i play SNGs and build profit and take that profit to MTTs and play for the big bux like this tourney
came 22nd/350 today for 1k 1st was 11k :'((
>posts highlights from a single game LAST YEAR
Borecos fans on desperation watch.
Borcos Ltd
>Borecos
Can they recover from this?
Why are the broncos so shit when theyre a publicly traded company backed by the media who owns a majority stkae in them
cunts are lazy
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never come near me and my sons fathers brother again rugby league
>when ya stalk your ex from 10 years ago instagram and watch her age terribley but still get tonnes of cock cause shes still fuckable just not as hot and tight
classic pre finals hey lads
>literally the most successful club in almost every category over the past 20 years
they should win every single year with their money and strangle hold on QLD players
if NSW had 3 teams and 1 was a retarded new team and the other was a retarded out fuck nowhere team, that 1 awesome team would win every other year
Its like having one team in Bondi, one in Orange and one in Lismore
Borecos fans in full desperation mode right now lads.
>so shit
>make the 8 every year since their inception except once or twice
That's MY Peem
>making the 8 is a metric of skill
look at this sad cunt who thinks being literally average is an accolade
>yeah top 50% woo
Boresbane Underachievcos Ltd.
At least I'm not a sharks supporter
KEK
>borecos
>this is what passes as "humorous" amongst /nrl/ posters
kek
KEK
K E K
K - E - K
>BORECOS (synchronization between broncos and boring, we're saying that they're boring to watch) fans SEETHING rn because cows are about to go back to back and both times they eliminated them in the finals
Just watch till their 3 peat KEK
IMPORTANT UPDATE
NOW 11th of 30
23 paid $200USD for 23
no one cares that you're gambling cunt, i hope you lose it all
NRL is literally built on the back of gambling
We are not so different, you and I.
Did you know the NRL gets a cut of all bets on NRL matches?
Don't put him on tilt mate /nrl/ is a no bully zone*
*does not apply to borecos supporters
That's pretty rude lad
Good luck lad
>2012
>borecos eliminated by GOATBOYS
>2015
>borecos eliminated by GOATBOYS
>2015
>borecos eliminated by GOATBOYS
>2016
>borecos eliminated by GOATBOYS
kek
KEK
K-E-K
>we are not so different, you and i.
was that an austin powers reference?
I cant tilt anymore lad I've been reading stoicism and practicing meditation and negative visualisation
If you prepare yourself for the worst you dont feel shock when it occurs
Stoic as fuck now
rate my gf lads
Why are the borecos just so fucking BORING lads?
not as bad as my tumblrina ex girlfriend/10
Why'd you post that trashs ugly mug it devalues your post
Borecos Ltd.
i'll be back when "borecos" posters get sick of being autistic cunts
shit lad its everywhere
i cant even remember which one i heard it from, if not many
>tfw you have an ugly gf
Boresbin Borecos fans on pooicide watch
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>my wifes face when tamololoolo makes fifita and gallen retire tonight
hes gonna make them look like spastic fat retards
It's more of a cliche than anything. I'd assume that's why Austin Power's used it. Being a spy parody comedy and all.
i'll be back when "borecos" players get sick of being boring cunts
i approve this message
is that the woman from just shoot me
yeah its one of those funny sayings
its only used when youre trying to win someone over but youd never say it irl
yeah lad she gets me fucking wet
i wanna fuck a busty old italian broad cause of her but the only one i know would be shitting where i eat so that cant happen
"Who wants me to open it?"
Who /gong/ here?
gambling and pre-NRL shitposting
can life be better? got the southerly coming through too and the window is open as fuck
Based Sean
"Do you want me to open it?"
based fucking joshy
FLOP IT OUT CUNT
YEAHHHHHHHH HARRYS A MAD CUNT
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
haha
Interdasting
Do you have any material on this subject that I could read?
rack off with the shitposting
Sharkies desu
favourite porn star lads?
sienna grace desu
Mandingo
Good post.
Sunny Lane
nope just use google
reddit/stoic is good too they post tonnes of info
>that will never be you
Guess who's coming back into the NRL
nadia ali
post shemales
todd carney
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matt utai
KEK, I scared off all the poorcunt casuals.
This song is fucking fantastic.
natalie mars
Amazing song
youtube.com
it's a sign
Big Sean is fucking trash. Lyrics are so fucking bad.
Based Biggest Sean
For real though. Don't know how he ever got signed.
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>one premiership in 10 years
lmao
Borecos Ltd.
Any of you lads on Telstra prepaid?
Can you still recharge over the counter or do you need to do it online now
Not sure about Telstra stores, but I used to go to Coles to get prepaid top ups.
Which provider were you with and how long ago was this?
Just looked at some rich eastern sydney kids instagrams
All they do is go on holidays and live in rich areas and have drinks with rich people
fuck me dead lads its shit knowing some stupid tart is worth more than you just cause her dads cum was worth more than your dads cum
Virgin. Years ago, but I'm pretty sure you can still do top ups in store. I know you can do that online for Virgin, as I used to work there.
I do it through my phone with my credit card
UP UP FUCKING CRONULLA.
This is the year lads, it's fucking happening
the NRL wont let a white supported team win
this is current year
> All they do is go on holidays and live in rich areas and have drinks with rich people
bullshit, 99% of the people who live in the eastern suburbs of sydney don't spend all their time travelling and "having drinks with rich people"... and people don't upload the shit parts of their lives to social media btw, it's not a very accurate representation of how they life actually is
t. someone who lives in mosman
WELL THEYRE CERTAINLY FUCKING PHOTOSHOPPING PICTURES FROM LONDON AND SWITZERLAND AND RANDOM PRIVATE BEACHES A FUCKLOAD
t. someone who lives in strathfield
Kurt CapeGOD WILL end Taumalolo's career tonight.
>strathfield
>tfw i live in strathfield
where abouts lad
near the koreans... you know the place...
cunt you know i will literally stalk you now, mark my words, i can spot an autist
post their instagrams lad
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> Im an Aucklander
stopped reading there aha
I live off Barker Road. If you know the one I'm talking about.
>University of Auckland
Kek
nah lad they dont deserve the autism
but theyre fucking hot, 21 yo usyd girls
stream? not the reddit one, the good arab or sth one
think thats a bloke
also criminal law is the lowest retard tier of law. no wonder she prefers slumming it.
>the good arab or sth one
the fuck are you talking about cunt
im in strathfield bois, lets meet up and wank
> they dont deserve the autism
bit mean m8ie
Watching the Cartman Burger episode of South Park, lads.
i dunno jus remember it having achmed or sth in the url
>criminal law is the lowest retard tier of law. no wonder she prefers slumming it.
>this is what degenerate gamblers with no job on an indian carpet exporting website actually believe
she wouldn't look half as hot without her cake face on
im closer to the boulevarde
who else /lower north shore/ here?
she doesn't even look that hot with the makeup anyway
I prefer natural beauties myself.
who cares
women who like footy and cricket are unicorns
Honestly though, less/no makeup is so much better than a chick who looks like she's just shoved her face in a bowl of icing.
2nd for requiring a stream
could watch it in the lounge room but naturally my bitch of a sister is in there crying over something and i really don't wanna deal with that
whats life like there? tell us of the wonderous world...
i can only look down on westies, people in the shire have it better than strathfield cause white + nature
>sister is in there crying
Surely she won't be crying for another 30 minutes straight.
Less makeup here.
I'm certain this is a bot.
Nearly every profile is these days.
>less makeup
She still has a clear layer of makeup on, and some kind of lipstick shit
>tfw get 1 match per day
my pic is shit cause im a fatcunt
need abs for dem body pics
but love food
>I'm certain this is a bot.
Bots don't have huge fully fledged, descriptions like that.
fuck ur sister u poofta
>online
fuck this shit. i want to buy a fucking voucher over the counter. i am sick of everything being online with credit cards and shit. i don't even have a kikecard.
>he only has one tv in the house
povo cunt spotted
Yes they do.
It's still noticeably less makeup than the previous pic.
Eat more so you can get bigger muscles.
You only need 1 per day.
>he doesn't even have a debit card
underage detected, or you're literally so retarded you dont even have your own bank account
yeah but she's all depressed and shit... and if i go in there when the game starts she'll start bitching about me not trying to talk to her when she's in her bitch mode giving snippy one word answers.
hmm i don't have much to compare it to as i've lived in the same house for my entire life.
it's pretty good i guess, don't have to worry about lads trying to start me on the way to the shops and i can go out late at night without worrying about getting robbed.
>credit card
You don't need a credit card mate. I only have a debit card and you can use those for online payments. It's easy as piss. Usually you can save your card to your online account and just top it up and use your 3 digit security code shit every time.
You can get debit cards at 16 iirc.
Rabs is gay.
Hope he dies soon.
not sure if you've noticed but she's bald as fuck
>Eat more so you can get bigger muscles.
i lift im just fat. the only reason i get any matches is cause of my muscles but theres too much fat for abs
there is no way i am doing any sort of money transfer online
fucking kikes
>yeah but she's all depressed and shit
So am I. Doesn't mean she gets full reign of the house. Would she not rather have a cry in her room in private or something? This is the preliminary finals. Watch it in full HD on your big tv. Streams are shit tier experience.
>i can go out late at night without worrying about getting robbed.
is this real life? is this fantasy?
>fucking kikes
go back to Cred Forums cunt we tried to help you
umm rude much?
All poo peelanders have poor genetics like that.
Eat more. Lift more.
Kalyn Ponga will be pissed off that they pulled him out of the under 20s and his team lost because of that, and he's not even going to play tonight.
Kek
Went to the bottle-o to buy a cold slab with my NEET money, naturally, and the bastards not even cold. I'm literally shaking right now fellas.
Cowboys gonna get this one.
i just want to use prepaid so i dont have to lock into an account and every provider needs identification
this is useless
i am never going to be a normie, am i...
He is playing tonight you fool
no he isn't
Who did we all tip lads? Sharks here.
Yeah, he is
...
no he isn't
alcohol is haram brother
We'll see.
Okay
But he really is
Sharks by 7, cheeky maloney field goal to seal it
Damn sexy ankle, how can 49% of Aussies not want these girls. I'm about to explode.
no he isn't
concunt is in this very thread.
the majority of muslim women i see around dress like this and it's sexy as fuck
i don't have a problem with them
I honestly miss the old days of Australian Cred Forums. Even with the dangerously high levels of autism and trip-worship, it was the most fun I had on here.
based CQU bro
what u studying? law here
Certificate III in Fitness, just like my hero Sean.
That link is one of our classes.
class is overrated, never listen to lectures or goto tutes
just read the weekly notes, save em in a big file, presto youre a 70% avg student
what is this?
can they see me??
It's a tafe certificate m8. It's one 2 hour class a week and the rest of it is online stuff.
I'm in that video btw
Carn the Sharks.
lol
>yfw no nsw team in the gf 2 years in a row
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The girl I am chasing is two years younger than I am and she has a 5 year old daughter. Should I proceed or wait until I find someone that doesn't have a kid.
I feel like I won't find anyone this perfect (except for the kid)
you realise how pathetic that sounds?
skip the 2 hr class
ive got like, 16 hours of classes i never goto and still get D in law
work smarter not harder
WHERE THE FUCKS THE STREAM CUNTS
You have a, gambling problem, Sean.
Please get help.
NSW ON SUICIDE WATCH
Root but never at her place
Never meet her kid, never, ever ever
Never goto her place, ever ever
Root till she gets tired of you not marrying her
You realise how mad you are that you missed out on the glory days of Australian Cred Forums
A lot of the classes are the prac parts of the course that I need to go to.
same place as usual
IK, you cunt. Talk to me, I need advice.
>7 point try
When will Rabs be taken out the back and shot?
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Kill the child.
On what?
I live at home boiii
>reminiscing about time spent on a shit hole like Cred Forums
this is just embarrassing, this is when you know your life is shit
Everyone lives at home.
Then you're lucky a girl even gives you a second look.
lol granville is a massive manlet
didnt realise hes like 5'5
>prelim final
>not a sellout
wew lad
Gallens son looks just like him.
Is that Gallen's kid?
Feel pretty bad for that kid not gonna lie.
MY FUCKING SIDES ARE GONE!
Who cares about this literally fucking WHO?
The game should have started 15 minutes ago.
She doesn't know that I live at home boiii
I lied to her and told her that I live by myself yeah boiii
Why isn't anyone kneeling?
Shit I've done the same thing but with a virgin QT.
>he fell for the manlet meme
Daniel Radcliffe is 5'5 and he'll see more success than you ever will.
truth
i can root em for a month before they piss off, no matterr how many orgasms you give her if you live with family youre a faggot
[spoiler]like me[/spoiler]
Why is Sydney so shit?
If this was the BroncGODS in Brisbane, it would be a full stadium and thousands outside watching on the big screen.
>jaws theme starts playing
((((((5'5))))))
Will NSW ever recover?
Cronulla will get the first penalty.
Also, first points will be a penalty goal.
This girl is far from a virgin
She is a prostitute boiii
Do you think prostitutes have the same level of expectation as normie roasties or she won't care that I'm a loser that lives at home
it helps when your dad is one of the producers of harry potter
Ponga hatrick inc get hype cunts.
Execute all Lachlans
lol
>Coote
this cunt should be dropped from full back
Will NSW is an actor m8
P O O T E
Ponga to fullback, Coote moved to the wing.
What happened to Coote
He was pretty good last year
better off playing with 12 at this point
Except for the fact that you're talking bullshit
Signed a 2 year contract
Settle down Daniel, watch some footy.
I'd be quite happy if Gallen dies tonight.
When it's going to be an obvious double movement, why do dumb cunts like Fifita still even try to put it down? Like its fucking obvious it would be picked up
lmfao calculated kick
Because they'll do anything to score points.
holy shit coote, someone get rid of him
>Coote
Coote is deadset retarded.
i-i-its ok c-c-cowboys are a s-s-second half team
fucking brain dead cunts
fug
fuark. chad was paying $26 for first try
>losers in this thread will never know the feeling of having a genuine 8/10 girl tell you that she wants you
kek
Gallen is going to murder someone during the post game presser.
What's Gallen even bitching about?
Townsend may have knocked it on but Coote is a dead set dumb cunt.
Why do people hate Gal again?
i have
didnt matter
what matters is filming fucking her
would settle for 3/10 desu
hey man leave the losers alone, it's hard enough being ugly in this world at least let them seek solace here
Jealous of his looks.
>it's going to be a sharks v storm gf
Why are you talking about yourself lad.
Sharks v Raiders*
>Be Cowboy
>Drop ball
Is this fixed?
What the fuck
Raiders are on the verge of returning to their glory days
rabs just called granville bowen
lol
>that play the ball
Should have been a penalty to cowboys
cowboys playing really shit 2bh
Well done Coote. Safe as houses at the back.
Cowboys will settle and Sharks will run out of steam.
>ywn havve ssharks tieer ennis at the bulldogs
fuck des is shit
Well they are called Cowboys and not Ballboys.
Still better than the jungle ball Warriors.
Well in his defence they are practically twins
This.
Is that the kid from star wars?
this is problematic
It's Sean Bean.
>Todd Carney is going to the Dragons
Just imagine him and Dugan partying together again
>the virgins in this thread have never face fucked a girl so hard that her mascara runs and gets in her eyes as she says in a cute voice "it stings, you made me cry and it stings" as you go back to fucking her pretty little mouth
kek
>that 20m forward pass from jt
It's Walker, Texas Ranger
Luke Lewis needs to be put out to pasture.
Cowboys look beyond fucked lads
Wade Graham looks like he got Cordner to teach him how to run off Maloney.
>taking the 2
what a bunch of dumb cunts
>all that pressure
>come up with 2 points
maybe but it forces more defence for an already shit cowboys
>not believing in the psychological edge
This is how I know you could NOT captain a winning NRL side
>running 20 metres sideways
I think the cowboys are like THANK GOD THEY TOOK THE 2 PHEW.
0% to score 4or6 after 15 mins
100% to score 2
you cunts are dumb
they already had that
That's what cost the broncos the gf
ITT: virgins watching sweaty men in matching uniforms play with a ball so they can touch and grab each other
KEK, I thought this was a meme
>Coote
>Cowcucks already gassed
Based Doctor of Petroleum
TOP KEK
time for a top up ;)
Penalty goals should be worth five.
>cowboys
Based Fucki
>kfc review
Based Kent called this in January. Is he a wizard?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK
Called what?
>Clearly a try
>But I get a free family feast for each time I go to the bunker
Based Coote turning down millions from the Roosters in order to play QLD Cup for the next 2 years.
>Fast decision by the bunker
>Leave the still image there for 30 seconds while the work experience kid figures out how to show the KFC ad
That "European debadged" Holden ad makes me cringe so much.
Sharks premiership.
>rugby lelgue
He will be proven wrong, unfortunately.
Can Raiders win tomorrow?
No.
Coote is being made a fool of. By Chad Townsend of all people.
God willing. I want Gallen to die without success.
Holy fuck just euthanize the Cows
That victory last week wasn't worth it
Jesus Christ this Cowboys team.
What's for tea lads
Broncos would have won this.
Is Steve Price, former Dragons coach, now a trainer for the sharks?
Cowboys would have won this
>taking the 2
dumbest cunts
>1 try after 20 mins
WHY ARE THEY TAKING THE 2 RABS? THEYD SURELY SCORE DESPITE 90% OF THE TIME THEY DONT SCORE
They basically played a grand final last week and now they're dead on their feet.
Had a double whopper and chips from hjs
This is quite possibly the most boring game I've seen this year.
Im pretty sure I heard he went there after they fired him.
2bh Mary will join him next year once he's sacked for Toovey with Ivan Cleary as assistant
Triplem sent me a marketing survey thing for them and it's pretty funny how hard they're trying to shed the "bogan" label but they'll always be a bogan car.
...
Fat cunt.
Darkness! The tables have turned!
BASED COOTE with the tackle on TownsAIDS
Looking forward to rugby league 'journalists' publishing tons of articles about how the league season needs to be shorter because all of these professional athletes are getting tired
Did you enjoy it?
It does look nice though. I'm saving for a ford focus RS myself.
they played the hardest game of the year last week
WHY ARENT THEY BACK TO 100%???
Is Valentine Holmes elite?
COMEBACK
Yeah it was delicious. First meal all day so I'm not too worried.
One good night sleep is all you need for recovery.
jesus fuckign christ just went around to a girls house for a few drinks expecting to bang her then her fucking mate turns up crying and i have to leave
fuck females
who /goon/ here
Nah got JD instead
Saw that lel
I think the new hungry jacks chips are great.
>Kiwicucks
Chad is BACK
that'll do the trick good on ya mate
It's no excuse though. 7 full days and nights of rest is plenty.
forward by a mile
That pass was a bit suss
UP UP CRONULLA LADS
that was a meter forward
How does Baloney run the ball so well
He's not fast or tricky or anything but cunts just can't tackle him
Did you reply to the wrong post, or are you just an idiot?
forward as fuck
Based Sharks.
Cronulla 2.0 incoming.
They taste amazing but they skimped hard on them tonight.
That was quite the shoey in the crowd just then. Stay classy, shire scum.
Kek m8 do you think they just hang out at training?
I think they get plenty of time between games, but it's not like they just rest all week
Have you ever played sport? Lmao
I prefer the Chasseur lad.
They would've been given at least Saturday and Sunday off to completely rest up. Rest of the week is training as usual.
yeah that was forward as fuck
t. Muhammad
Based sharks making me richer
nectar of the gods
Faggot wine drinkers. Surprise surprise both kiwis.
Don't think this commentator knows the meaning of 'by the same token'
nice m8 my mum drinks that stuff
t. sick cunt
t. gay cunt
Was it forward or not Sean?
the bruises and joint strain from that weeks game which was impact x 30 wouldnt recover in a week
That's a shame. Better luck for next time
BASED JT GETTING REKT TWICE.
You ever have a drink from her furry cup?
>stadium 60% full
>very good crowd
kek
Still hungry as fuck lad. Dunno what to have.
how will the banana benders ever recover?
btw what the fuck is with all these adverts?
Considering it's the Rooster's home ground, this is a good crowd
no
this wasn't sposed to happen
>stadium 60% full
looks packed to me
Unrelated lads but why is AFL so bad? Like I want to watch it and enjoy it but when a preliminary final is so one sided it makes me think that Sydney is the only place that takes it seriously.
This isn't American NASCAR faggot where they have 400k people in an audience.
Based fucking cronulla are doing it lads
Red goon > white goon
Based Holmes wrecking thurstcuck
this is the highest rating show in the richest demographic (QLD and NSW combined)
its state of origin tier commercial $$$ wise
>instant damage control from literally seething thugby lelgue "fan"
kek, can't make this shit up
Sharks don't draw good crowds
Cronulla and Newcastle are about the same for average attendance in the regular season, but it's Cronulla's second best average ever, and Newcastle's second worst.
no alcohol > alcohol
who /gong/ here?
>it's a Melbourne win the premiership episode
Getting really sick of this one, lads
red goon is filthy mate i cant handle it
>KFC Video ref
>Harvey Norman replay
>KFC Half-time
>Industrial/Tradie themed transition graphics
>Players cant even get their names of the back of their shirts, ads extra ads
Why is NRL so pathetic? Cant they appeal to a more high class demographic?
...
If the sharks win is it going to be a conspiracy?
>yfw the sharkies are doing it for cronulla 2005
based
> tfw mum bought two bottles of wine for the game
might have to stop watching if they win. It'll give me more time to focus on my gyprocking business
geelong getting btfo btw lads
...
>that brand new retro jersey
yeah i didnt start following the team this year nah
When Smith and Cronk retire it's all down hill. Slater is already gone.
they're going to choke in the 2nd half as usual
Why don't crowds sing in the NRL? Football has a much better atmosphere.
fuck illawarra
st george for life
Will i be seeing any of you shitting up /cric/ this summer?
Why is Tamou in the crowd
Whenever I don't know what to have I have some campbell soup and bread. Not that exciting but it definitely fills me up.
reall want poo peelanders to stop posting in our threads desu
>2006
>2007
>2008
>2009
>2012
>2016
Why are Melbourne so fucking GOOD?
>VB hard earned highlights
They'll come back right guys
right guys?
It's suppose to be a raiders vs cowboys GF they HAVE to come back
If Ponga isn't at fullback after half time, Paul Green is in on the fix.
Based Big Bash League
Sorry lad
if cowboys come back and win, I get over 3 and a half G's
because singing is for poofs
I'm already onto my second by myself
t. Ivo Knezevic
>Joey: "they [the Sharks] have taken all the petrol out of the Cowboys"
kek
KEK
Boring lad. Have scrambled eggs on toast. GOAT quick and easy meal. Relatively healthy too.
but why would you buy something that tastes gross?
I want all cum guzzling name faggots to put a shotgun in their mouths and paint the room with their brains.
I sucked Joey Johns off in the toilets at Fanny's once.
just finished half time wank lads
>drinking ethanol
I hope Lance Franklin wins a premiership this year.
Cricket is shit and should be abolished and all its money/air time should instead be used on the ABL.
That was quick.
>Aus/NZ series
>Boxing Day test
>BBL
>Georgie Pie "Super Smash"
Summer is shaping up to be a good time.
Glorious Sydney, king of sports. Will be crowned biggest of bashers too.
>being an abo and drinking metho
12% battery left on my phone lads. What do?
NEW THREAD
on my 6th bong lads
Buy a new one.
>go threw a bottle of wine and a sixer of jimmy in an hour last night
>wake up 4 hours later drunk
>go through 2 bottles of whiskey to keep me going through today
>break out the JD for sharkies
Sharks are the only thing keeping me going right now
>based townzend
>based Holmes
>based as fuck ennis
The higher demographic are all at the opera house pretending to listen to Italians sing before they go and swap BMW keys and fuck each others ugly wives out of spite.
Bowler's Run is the GOAT tb h
charge it?
I bought that jersey last year, because I had the same one when I was 5. Wearing it right now.
Nah cunt, let's get this bad boy to 700
>4 posts early
Autism
Is Matt Prior elite? Keep in mind he is a product of the elite dragons system
literally all alcohol has ethanol in it
Usually I lead the charge in getting people to stay in the current thread when an attention seeking homo retard makes a new thread, but tonight I'll leave you be.
You are free to make your own decisions on which thread to post in.
I won't manipulate you tonight.
kys seething poorcunt
bet you dont even have foxtel
750 2BH
When Smith is an actor, mate.
THREAD
GET IN THE NEW THREAD NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREAD
GET IN HERE
This thread is superior. Changing threads is annoying.
I'm staying here.
Maybe.
I fingered him in a Sydney nightclub.
I will go wherever Sean goes
I'm staying here.
Fucks sakes, you can cut your finger off on speedo elastic.
>tfw based Rory's last Cowboys game tonight
>tfw based Rory leads Newcastle to the promised land in 2017
See you in the new thread
>coote
NEW THREAD REMINDER
inb4 they take it away
Coote making up for his awful display
He'll need a double hatrick to make up for his shit.
Chokenulla on asphyxiation watch.
Here it comes...
Reminder if that if you 1) drink alcohol, 2) gamble or 3) pay prostitutes for sex that you are a sinner and you will NOT be entering the Kingdom of Heaven to take your place beside the LORD.
Based chokenulla
THREAD
You mean WalkHeaven
Making a new thread is genuinely annoying. Splits up this already tiny community
36717 attendance
Absolutely pathetic.
Pretty damn good.
Bad crowd numbers.
Has Lewis ever had a bad game?
I don't like how Paul Green keeps his starting forwards off until the 60th minute.
Doesn't give them enough time for an impact when they are behind.
WE'RE GOING TO THE GF BOYS
its ogre
It's all over lads. Nothing to see here.
resting them for next week ;))
How will the Raiders perform tomorrow night? Realistically.
Poorly
Killer 65 maybe 70 minutes then let 4 tries in in the last 10
Hopefully their amazing attack makes up for that.
>ben cummins
>JT abusing the ref
Like clockwork.
Remind me why people love this black cunt again?
HAHAHA
>cowboys
reconciliation
The poosters are literally SEETHING about letting maloney go
>kfc bunker
No they aren't.
That's what I call my car when I eat my drive-through in the carpark
Seethberra Seethers are seething right now
UP UP CRONULLA LAL
THA BOIS IN THA BLACK WHITE AND BLUEW
UP UL CRONULLA NAME OF THE SHARK IS YOUUU
SHARKS SHARKS FOREVAAAA
GO OUT AND PLAY WITH OUT FEAR
NOWS THE TIME TO SEE GOOD FOOTBALL
FOR THE SHARKS ARE HERE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Melbourne on premiership watch.