Pats vs. Texans

holy shit he did, come on pats make based wilbon some vegas money

>another shit Thursday game

What's wrong, Cred Forums?

Goddamnit that dragon would have been spectacular.

>Almost a Shadow Dragon

As a pats fan, this is starting to get predictable and boring. Now I understand how Bayern Munich fans feel every weekend.

Ask why a girl is in my bed

the big bang theory is such a dumb idea

like what retard came up with that hurr durr there was nothing then there was a giant universe im a retard. atheists are retarded

Sniff her farts

>belichick is a genius
>he just KNEW the texans would be fumbling kick offs inside the 20

top kek

>System babby confirmed

Check for penis.

If none is present, fuck the pussy

Is JJ Watt playing today?
How come hes not sacking the rookie?

Comeback incoming trips call it.

Shit tier throw

Is he an autistic savant?

>This entire fuckfest of a game
Nothing interesting going on, what do you guys think of my gf

Come on Brisket, land a fucking dragon

wow that was a great throw and almost fucking got it

Tell my sister to quit borrowing my clothes.

#bostonstrong

>muh 9/11
usa deserved it
top kek

eggs

>So light em up up up, light em up up up

Doesn't this prove that Brady doesn't have to do anything to win

Redpill me on Brady, how is he so good for so long?

Dump it all in a cooler with a whole container of pink lemonade powder and a couple 2 liter bottles of Sprite.

Thank me later

She's a cutie

Do Muslims go to the Europe to drink? Why are Euros falling for the meme

POST A FUCKING LIVESTREAM

Just ate $17 of Taco Bell. Help me bros.

depending on the severity: tell her to leave and then call the police to file a report after she's gone, or call the police immediately so they can take her into custody

Brock int incoming.

How would you Texans feel if the Texans moved to Mexico city?

post pics of cum on braces

GODAMN JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ASSHURT HOUSHIT TEXSHIT FANS KEK

>these asshut texass fans

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOUSPIC TEXICANS

GOD DAMN THIS SHIT IS TOO GOOD, I CANT BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS BUT FOR ONCE YOU'RE ALRIGHT JEW ENGLAND

>TOXINS
>TEXICANS
>SPICS
>BEANERS
BUILD THE WALL

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
KEK

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

>no snaps in new england territory in the first half
MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO
.

i honestly respect matt leinart

he could have fucking caught that, fuck white receivers lazy pieces of trash

Put a bag over her head cause she's fuck ugly

cute. good job desu

leave because i drunkenly let myself into the wrong house or apartment, lad. maybe steal some food.

>losing to someone named jacob brisket

S Y S T E M B A B B Y

People like Tom Brady and Messi should be banned from sports tbhfam.

Pretty cute, Ooz
Get her to roleplay as a schoolgirl for you, she'll sell it with those braces

It would've been 40-0 with Brady. The Patriots offense looks hobbled.

Best game gonna be on Sunday

I have nudes but not posting them

Did you at least win a ps vr?

i do this like twice a week, i shit blood

play 2k lmao
hairliiiiine

>drunktugal

twitter.com

I keep forgetting that Jonathan Jones made the 53

Its free on twitter you dumb ape.

tuck her in the right way? kiss her forehead. read her green eggs and ham.

does your pubes get caught in her braces?

ask her what she did to my room

Fitness freak

There are literally PhD theses being written on Brady's fitness and nutrition regime right now

THICC
H
I
C
C

>The Mexico City Texans

Well, your honesty is appreciated

Are there more ass guys or tit fuys pn Cred Forums ?

Tell that bitch to lose weight and stop putting premature wear on my mattress springs

>Not buying terrible liquor instead

ISHYGDDT

smart move.

However post if the toxins pull out a true miracle.

>0 plays in opponents territory

How is that even possible?

I don't want nudes I want pics of cum on braces

who's /drunk/

Sauce

No, it proves that Belichick is the GOAT, and with Brady, the Pats are literally unstoppable. Their offense is succeeding right now mainly because all these teams they are playing are fucking retarded.

>Patriots can take any QB and turn them into Peyton Manning
>Browns haven't had a good QB in decades

It's just not fair.

nice but you'll get cucked as soon as those braces come off.

do you think leinart can still slay just because of who he is

> still plenty of time

PhilSims got them jokes

cutie af, 7.5/10

I used to have a braces fetish because the girl I lost my virginity to had them and used to blow me often.

seconding this

>Dolphins/Bengals

ass guy here

Please stop posting pictures of alcohol like it's cool.

You have no idea what it is like to live with an alcoholic parent and be triggered everyday.

>tfw my dad gets drunk and comes home Thursday night and cuts holes in the crotch of all my clothes so I have nothing to wear to school and leaves me a note written on the wall that says I should just give up and wear one of my sister;s dresses because I am not his son anyway and I was adopted from gay priests

Do people seriously enjoy watching this sport?

>Slater injured

Dumb broke alcoholics are the worst. Be a smart broke alcoholic and just switch to everclear

retarded playcalling, poor refs, fumbles.

Nigga pls

Pretty pls

he studies a fuckton of film and is able to dissect defenses, also helps that hes had the same system for so long that he knows how it matches up against defensive schemes

Brissett doesn't know all the plays yet.

>Natty Ice

user pls...

TIME FOR SHIT_TY FOOT BALL DA DUNDUNNN

TIME FOR SHIT-TY FOOT BALL

I prefer her sister desu

yes

>her

>her

MOAR

Yes - he's a good-looking man who is on television plus a history of accomplishment. In spite of his NFL bust, he slays.

/nohomo

>It's a drop back 20 yards to pass for a gain of 5 episode

>Breaking: Hueston has made it past the 50 with 1 minute left in the 3rd quarter

>can't handle the banter
I'd be ashamed to call you my son too.

>this is the first Toxins play in Pats territory all night
holy shit

This is for you

is that a wine glass full of her own cum?

>across the 50

WE DID IT BROS

You know remember Steve Slaton

But yeah, I probably would. He is kinda cute.

Doesnt eat strawberries. Thats the key to greatness

he probably just shows up at la clubs and gets laid literally every day

Who /drinkingwithdad/ here?

It took them 3 quarters to make it to the Patriots' side of the field

WE DID IT GUYS! WE GOT IT PAST THE 50! WE WIN THE GAME

ass all day

SAUCE

Who?

Who /hopingforaWillFullergarbagetimeTD/ ?

kys faggot

>have explosive WRs and RB
>dump it off to the TE in the flat every play

>the Texans unironically gave this guy 72 million dollars

Actually no I don't

GODAMN JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ASSHURT HOUSHIT TEXSHIT FANS KEK

>these asshut texass fans

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOUSPIC TEXICANS

GOD DAMN THIS SHIT IS TOO GOOD, I CANT BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS BUT FOR ONCE YOU'RE ALRIGHT JEW ENGLAND

>TOXINS
>TEXICANS
>SPICS
>BEANERS
BUILD THE WALL

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
KEK

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

>no snaps in new england territory in the first half
MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

>yfw Texans score 21 unanswered points in the 4th quarter and GOATkowski boots a 55 yarder for the W

1. Hellfire-The Hunchback of Notre Dame
2. Under the Sea-The Little Mermaid
3. Part of Your World- The Little Mermaid
4. Prince Ali (Jafar Edition)- Aladdin
5. Gaston- Beauty and the Beast
6. Be Prepared- The Lion King
7. Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride- Lilo and Stitch
8. Savages- Pocahontas
9. Girl Worth Fighting For- Mulan
10. Beauty and the Beast-Beauty and the Beast
11. A Whole New World-Aladdin
12. Circle of Life-The Lion King
.
.
POWER GAP
>9001. You'll Be in my Heart-Tarzan
>9002. You Gotta Friend in Me-Toy Story
.
.
POWER GAP
>90000000000000001. Make a Man Out of You-Mulan

He barely knows any of it, it seems like Bill and McDaniels drew up some meme college plays over the last 3 days and are just running that.

any more?

TOM BRADY IS THE MOST OVERRATED QUARTERBACK IN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS

low test beta bitch confirmed

whats your dads first name?

upset?

Worst part is that this team will probably secure this division unless half the team commits Sudoku, which they should.

>1300 yards rookie year
>dies

reminder to report sean posts

I know this is a game thread but I need help bros

0.5 PPR start 3 of 4, 2 at RB and 1 Flex

Shady
Latavius Murray
Forte
Willie Snead

She wasn't even Neon Demon best girl.

>Beginning of the game
>Talk about Houston throws it deep
>Osweiler has the most deep throws etc
>NOTHING but check downs and running during the game

you guys havent humored me at all yet tonight during this game

where is the wit?

...

>tfw the browns got rid of BB when they became the Colts.

What could have been....

did you see the pass to number 11? I would pay that guy $72million for 6 years too. not many NFL QBs care that precise, just look at nig on pats, totally overthrowing everything

>Brock Osweiler
Is he the biggest cuck in the NFL right now?

Ass of course

does it count if you only have framed photos left, Pablo?

i do now, ty

No juan knows

/drinkingwithyourmomhere/ son

Is the QB position becoming irrelevant in today's NFL?

That doesn't look like Jena Malone.

I would like his life for a week, would not want his life for the world. The specter of unfulfilled promise haunts him at every turn, the worst self-fulfilling curse.

You included these two bros in your hatepost against texan fans. They are good people:

>son, what's that website you''ve been on all night? I was hoping we could spend some quality time together.

>Make a Man Out of You that low
It's time for you to get the rope.

Ok if the Toxins make a comeback I'll post a focial pic. I'd post a webm but fuck me I can't figure out how to get the shit working.

At this point the patriots could play a cheerleader as their qb and still win. Bill is a master mind.

fucking kek man

>Implying it wouldn't be 0-42 if Tim Brody was playing

>being this butthurt brady is the best qb in the game

mein sides

Is it just me or is Osweenie's throw real weird?

Yes

Ass is what life is all about.

A BLACKFACE MATT CASSELL

They are getting their shit pushed in

>$72 million dollar contract
dude is rich as fuck now

the houston texan organization/gm is the cuck in this scenario

damn options line, that's supposed to be the official disney songs power rankings

>the browns got rid of BB when they became the Colts.
>Colts
I think you mean the Ravens there, bud. Drunk?

here use the image next time, it gets more attention from users
i do it for (yous)

Who else here being a nigger and streaming for free on twitter?

>Texans suddenly going the other way
WTF? Is nobody noticing this? Why aren't the referees doing anything?

The league is biased as fuck against the Patriots.

more?

Wew lad I didn't ask for these feels.

>What happened to us?

Let's just pass for 3 yards each play. We got burners on this team!

Friendly reminder that more than half of trumps supporters vote against their own economic interests

Jamie Collins is a DPoY tier player

wrong thread there m8

also
>playing World of Warcraft past Wrath of the Lich King
literally worse than pleb tier

but he can drown his sorrows in endless poon all we have is shitposting :/

>that mic

who is more handsome and why is it jimmy?

jesus christ brock lobster is tall

>Disney movies won Best Original Song 7 times in 10 years

your PRs suck

WOW GREAT MIC'D UP GUYS LOTS OF INSIGHTFUL THINGS SAID

HHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

NICE CLOCK MANAGEMENT

Sure

AHAHAHA THE BUTLER DID IT

Brock Lobster

Wow Chile is getting ambaresed.

Butler made the super bowl play.

THAT'S THE FUCKING SUPERBOWL PLAY

HOLY SHIT

>image.jpg
Which iphone do you have? 6s?

BUTLER MEME MAGIC

Forte
Shady
Snead

tall dark and handsome

*collision noises*

>wasting a time out to at Butler on a do or die down

reminder

>those homoerotic tackling sounds

kek the Toxins literally ran the same play at Butler that the Seahawks ran in the SB

THE BUTLERIAN JIHAD

Yeah except he didn't pick it off you dumbasses

>the morgue scene

>that bite mark
Noice

LMAO
M
A
O

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUTLER AT IT AGAIN

THANKS REDDIT

>running the fucking SB play against butler
obrien throwing this game?

lol does that really happen youre funny.

>no poor unfortunate souls

easily
but that award belongs to Watt unless/until he gets IR'd, and then he'll win CPotY

Basd Butler almost did it again.

you can only (you) to this post if your team is 0-2

(you)

THIS

REALLY

HAPPENED

Was PC principal based off of how John Elway looked?

meme of the century

Jesus Christ that dedication.

Pretty much this, they actually admitted the Edelmen double pass is inspired by a college play

>The worst possible playcall

WHAT A TRULY PATHETIC DISPLAY

>running that slant on Butler

what were they thinking

Does my mom's boyfriend of like 14 years count?

He's also the one who got me into watching football.

As soon as I saw the receiver in motion I knew butler was gonna butle again. Texans literally running out of ideas

>(you) dont have a football-self

Please stop acting like drinking with your parents it fun or cool, you have no idea what it's lie living with an alcoholic parent.

>tfw when my dad gets drunk and he hides in the linen closet until the early morning when I'm getting ready for school then ambushes me in the shower and shakes me uncontrollably while screaming GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE and then steals me clothes and towel and makes me use the bathroom rug to run back to my room and laughs while I cry

Tfw never drafting toxins players has always worked well for me in fantasy

Well shitriots. We've gotten across the 50 once now. It's just gonna keep happening.

End game miracle comeback. That's what TNF promises

Based blitz
Based Kordell Stewart

Hillary supporter here

GO PATS

they will make it back

Thanks newfag

...

DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN?!
>that really happened
HOURLY REMINDER

Upset texans/hawks fan detected

tfw even I can tell where they're gonna throw it before they do it

pathetic

The Legend Begins

He's the best defender in the league but I don't think he's going to get it this season. He hasn't looked healthy since the surgery and there's huge Von Miller hype after the Super Bowl.

...

He's also grossly overpaid

TIME FOR EDELMAN TD
Please, Edelman TD. Don't let him be a meme I fell for.

are these the two greatest men in the history of football?

where were you Cred Forums???

>Playclock at five! Pass is.... INTERCEPTED AT THE GOAL LINE BY MALCOLM BUTLER. UNREAL

Maybe O'Brien is doing this on purpose. He has a deal with Bellicheck to lose to him on purpose.

Esquire (or was it GQ) ran a story comparing/contrasting his fate to OU QB Jason White when Leinart was about to enter the NFL, and the story concentrated on the bad luck of White vs. Leinart's good fortune. Most people not from Oklahoma don't remember Jason White, who is doing just fine - Leinart remains known for failure and unfulfilled promise to this day - no amount of ass is a substitute for that kind of failure.

>88 million dollars

holy shit biscuit is so bad at throwing lol

just run it nigger

He's throwing it on purpose

HOW THE FUCK WAS THIS NOT PASS INTERFERENCE?

HITS THE RECEIVER BEFORE THE BALL IS ANYWHERE NEAR HIM

FUCKING RIGGED BULLSHIT

How the pats keep getting away with it? They're going to be 4-0 by the time Brady is back

brady-moss was goat

They have elite chins

Nfc is wide open this year, basically no good teams at all

Jacoby Brissett totally looks like Sgt. Jognson from the Halo 2 remaster

ahh beat me to it
I cry very tiem

FUCKING KEK WHY THURSDAYS

Why?
Just why?

I want Gabagool back.

Defender has an equal right to play the football

>Xeattle
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Brown University

Impressed desu senpai

>growing up in Dorchester
Now I feel kinda bad for him

Is that Layla London?

>Most people not from Oklahoma don't remember Jason White,

What? Didn't he win a Heisman and take them the national ship game?

When did you guys get internet back?

love butler but bill really needs to get a second corner worth starting.

sorry.

>that huge disparity between best and worst spec
>frost dk, arcane, beast mastery, ret shitters being above anyone else
honestly they fired their top warlock designer and seem content to let bad specs wither and die for extended periods of time

reroll or just drop the game because its honestly past the time to move on. dont ask how to replace it because there is nothing, that's why it hurts.

he looks like a shit QB tBh

#freebrady

Brady is a receiver babby

How many times have the Texans thrown further than 10 yards down the field?

If he's playing the ball, he has the right to make a play

The Giants are easily the best team in the nfc

Jacoby Brisket looks 23 going on 40.

> TNF
> ever again

rip guy who voiced him ;_;

i was at a super bowl party for this that was like 50% patriots haters

the salt was real

>me on the left

jets game was fun

POST SOME BROCKS

EJ Manuel syndrome

...

edleman was so humbled by brady telling him that. amazing

>Tonight's Game Check: Jacoby Brissett ($26,471) vs Brock Osweiler ($235,294)

RIP for Hal

Dumb frogposter.

go back to watching divegrass, you clearly cant understand the complexities of this game britcuck

Of course he did - and he does well in Oklahoma, but most people don't remember him, at least in relation to how people remember Leinart. Or maybe I have a bias - that's possible, yes.

That's another way to say what I'm saying

The question is who wants to trade for him maybe browns they have lots of picks

>mfw 18-1 happens again

> gunts

You caught me haha thanks

How and why was the Jest vs Spills game better than this?

He was legally playing the ball

>No gronk
>No Brady
>3Rd string QB
>A total shut out and up four scores

It's ok toxins there's always next year

post pettines

>HOW THE FUCK WAS THIS NOT PASS INTERFERENCE
the ball went (round object being ejected from a long tube sound) right through Lockette's hands

>TFW you're better than Brock

Broncos Panths game was amazing

the Brockster

Tonight's checks for each QB
Jacoby Brissett ($26,471)
Brock Osweiler ($235,294)

...

seriously no one is going to beat this team when brady comes back

Are the Patriots and Broncos really about to go undefeated until they play each other in late November?

Brady says that with a straight face like he thought Edelman was fucking crazy for saying "this year".

He meant that shit..

Moss...........

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S A C K E D
A
C
K
E
D

>Texans

AHAHAHAHAHA

>players on the field literally told what to do by a coach talking to them through a mic on the sideline

it's clearly too complex for the players as well lmao

osweiler needs to pay the texans that for this perfromance

...

...

COME ON AND SLAM
YOUR QB JUST GOT JAMMED

TEXANS SHOOK AS FUCK

go back to drinking tea my simpleton friend, you clearly can only understand kicking a soccerball into a net

>broncos ever beating good teams with no quarterback
no

CHIMP OUT

>Thigh tattoo
>Shaved pussy

I'll pass, senpai

Definitely.

osweiler looks like a newborn giraffe when he "scrambles" christ

...

>chimping out in garbage time

>hey guys we're down by 20 in the 4th quarter, what's the best way to get a first down?

i said post mike pettine you faggots

>RUNNING

lol stick a fork in them

>injured Greg ward is the best qb in Houston

>brock's smiling

they beat the panths :^)

>The look on Edelman's face when Brady says "Always"

>yfw Texans finish 2-14

>hitting our #4 CB
Why?

>THERE'S STILL 12 MIN LEFT IN THIS GAME

end me now

>Pats
yes
>Bruncas
no, probably not

Is JJ Twat even playing?

>this commercial
oh boy.

...

Broncos LITERALLY beat the past with Osweiler.

Barely beat the 49ers

canada-england banter is better than this game :/

>this commercial

What are AFC teams that aren't the Patriots or Broncos (or Steelers) even doing?

Yes. Broncos division is shit and Bellichick has basically become a wise sorcerer. He is probably a virgin.

God this commercial sucks, what football fan actually acts like that?

i'll kick my balls into your mum's net m8

Texans with two running plays with 20 yards to 1st? They have literally stopped playing this game.

Man I am liking these uniforms.

FOREVER 8-8

>Texans win commercial

T O P K E K
O
P
K
E
K

Do you think the guy in that car commercial beats his wife when the Texans lose?

When Jacoby Brisset auditioned for the role as QB he only had $11. When the team got their paychecks, the first thing he bought was a hot dinner.

>playing the Texans commercial from last year

Top troll

Dat commercial timing

The Toxins are so bad, they can only win a game in commercials.

>Texans win

>wooo texans!!!
>WE WOOOOON!!!
What did he mean by this?

>BARBARA WE WON

As a Texans fan this might be the most embarrassing performance in the history of the franchise. And that says a lot.

quiet, fignuts!

dumb question, why couldn't he just kick it to the pats endzone? Why is hangtim more important than distance here?

...

what timing by CBS to run it

>user turn off the game and come arm wrestle with me!

>le cuckold Hueston husband afraid of waking up Chad's baby

...

stuck in the past

Holy shit, the houston cucks are playing a more conservative offense than a fucking team down to their 3rd string, rookie meme qb. It doesn't get more pathetic than that.

This toxan play is making me glad im a bucs fan

do ausfags actually say "shrimp on the barby"?

THROW THE FUCKING BALL TO DHOP!!!!

Dhop owner. Pats fan

Texans mass suicide when?

haha eat shit

Daily Reminder JJ Watt has 0 (ZERO) career sacks against New England

Clearly you didn't watch the Steelers game 2 years ago. Or the Packers game 3 years ago.

>caring this much about what ur senpai thinks of u

lol edelman that's gay

It's Thursday night football m8. Teams shit the the bed all the time.

FIIIIGNUUUUTSS!!!!!!!!!

Only if we use the strapon

>Broncos LITERALLY beat the past with Anderson/defense

Ftfy

With the new return rules you want to try and pin it between the 1 and 20 yard line. If they go for a safety in the endzone it is played from the 25 now.

Rubbing salt in the wound there, Hyundai

>Pats are now 77-0 at Gillette with the lead at halftime

>paying elite money for a QB the Broncos don't want
y he no good?

L-let me bathe first bby.

reminder that he lost to shitweiller twice last year when his starting qb was healthy

I just want a dragon from Fuller

CAN'T

HIT

THIS

BLOUNT

alright im listening

FLYING BLOUNT IS AT IT AGAIN

THIS FUCKING GUY

WOOOO WOOOOOOO

BTFO

WELP THATS IT GG..

>owner
How do you own a human being?

>she will never put you in a headlock until you pass out and then suck your dick while you're unconscious.

why even live?

GAME. SET. MARCH

B L O U N T
L
O
U
N
T

BLOUNT RUNNING NIGGAS OVER

>TOXINS

>YWN score a TD and pose with the Minutemen

WEW

BLOUNT WITH DAT LAND DRAGON

J U S T

>a 19 point win is barely beating someone

I don't wanna know what shitty education you received

DAT BLOUNT LEL

BLOUNT

>TOXINS

LAND DRAGON
LAND DRAGON
LAND DRAGON
LAND DRAGON

...

BLUNT

P/a/TRIOTS BTFO OF TO/x/INS

>P/a/TRIOTS BTFO OF TO/x/INS

P/a/TRIOTS BTFO OF TO/x/INS

>P/a/TRIOTS BTFO OF TO/x/INS

P/a/TRIOTS BTFO OF TO/x/INS

>P/a/TRIOTS BTFO OF TO/x/INS

P/a/TRIOTS BTFO OF TO/x/INS

>P/a/TRIOTS BTFO OF TO/x/INS

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WOW GREAT MIC'D UP GUYS LOTS OF INSIGHTFUL THINGS SAID

WOW GREAT MIC'D UP GUYS LOTS OF INSIGHTFUL THINGS SAID
WOW GREAT MIC'D UP GUYS LOTS OF INSIGHTFUL THINGS SAID

Dat Edelman block

BLOUNT
L
O
U
N
T

This is an amazing stat.

>Girl: Texans
>Guy: Patriots

BLOUNT FORCE TRAUMA

>THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU >THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU >THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU >THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU >THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU >THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU >THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU >THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU >THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU >THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU >THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU >THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU >THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU >THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU >THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU >THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU >THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU >THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU >THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU >THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU >THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU >THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU >THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU >THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU >THE BLOUNT SMOKES YOU

HITTING DAT BLOUNT

And Lagarrette punching the Toxins in the face.

STOP STOP STOP FUCK

Blunt posing for pictures was pretty based tbph

BLOUNTTTT

So that's how a team that's given up looks like

>HOUSTON
>LITERALLY WHOUSTON

>Houston mass suicide when?
more like it fampaikun

L G B
G
B

literally 10/10

I just saw some guys with guns in the stadium

someone call hillary they must be stopped

only the broncos can save us from this madness

>texans

27-0

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

BLOUNT AND HIS FUCKING MINUTE MAN POSSE
BLOUNT AND HIS FUCKING MINUTE MAN POSSE
BLOUNT AND HIS FUCKING MINUTE MAN POSSE
BLOUNT AND HIS FUCKING MINUTE MAN POSSE
BLOUNT AND HIS FUCKING MINUTE MAN POSSE

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hi draper

CUT MY LIFE IN TO PIECES

But they won the super bowl last year with no quarterback....are you trolling?

DEATH OF TEXANS CAUSED BY BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA TO THE DEFENSE

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rapity rape

BLOUNT FORCE TRAUMA

sometimes I miss blount...

>look at watt

Jim Nantz everyone

WOW GREAT MIC'D UP GUYS LOTS OF INSIGHTFUL THINGS SAID

WOW GREAT MIC'D UP GUYS LOTS OF INSIGHTFUL THINGS SAID

>AFC SOUTH

Irrelevant

>Thuney the rookie OLineman is also from NC State
>Celebrating with Brissett

NIGGA WE MADE IT

STOP THE FIGHT!!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Did Blount lose weight in the off season? He seems quicker than ever.

>Texans

Pathetic

Fucking texans
I got their defense on fantasy
I'm dropping this piece of shit right now before this faggot jj what retires

>0-26 against a fucking practice squad and one good player

Jesus you Toxins fucking suck at least score once

B L O U N T

Blount always has the biggest games when I'm high.

BASED SKIP

Hey pal

>Nobody comes into this house without paying the price

Shockingly relevant commercial

holy fucking shutdown

Mfw I got blount on my fucking bench because I'm. Delusional texan fan

where's the bench though...

is there a texans pepe like this?

The Patriots can run the ball again for the first time in 10 years

He always does it when he scores fampai

GODAMN JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ASSHURT HOUSHIT TEXSHIT FANS KEK

>these asshut texass fans

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOUSPIC TEXICANS

GOD DAMN THIS SHIT IS TOO GOOD, I CANT BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS BUT FOR ONCE YOU'RE ALRIGHT JEW ENGLAND

>TOXINS
>TEXICANS
>SPICS
>BEANERS
BUILD THE WALL

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
KEK

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

>no snaps in new england territory in the first half
MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

GODAMN JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ASSHURT HOUSHIT TEXSHIT FANS KEK

>these asshut texass fans

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOUSPIC TEXICANS

GOD DAMN THIS SHIT IS TOO GOOD, I CANT BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS BUT FOR ONCE YOU'RE ALRIGHT JEW ENGLAND

>TOXINS
>TEXICANS
>SPICS
>BEANERS
BUILD THE WALL

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
KEK

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

>no snaps in new england territory in the first half
MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

this world is suffering

>it's another European has never seen an NFL playbook before and doesn't realize it's the size of a dictionary episode

>Hot Take

Easiest 800$ I've ever made.

Thanks Bill.

Hourly reminder that that stoolers waived Blount

lemmie get a mcpick 2

I wish he would get something to fill in his chin. I hate looking at that disgusting facepussy

Please let Edelman QB in garbage time, I need this

>toxins

its over

THIS IS MY LAST COACH JOB

>tfw your dad comes home with his buddy Simon after drinking and forces you and your sister to arm wrestle just so that they can all laugh at you because I'm so weak after years and years of mental abuse because he drinks every night and shaves my head and super glues it back on top of my scalp whenever I fall asleep in the living room

Albert Breer @AlbertBreer
Lots of teams stumble around for years looking for a QB. Belichick wins with a third-string rookie starting his first game on a short week.

>pointy elbows
>dirty floor
2/10 wouldn't bang

reminder the broncos got btfo by more than 30 points multiple times by the pats (and other teams) and they can only beat them when it's at the wire.

How does it feel to be so beta?

roll tha blount 2bh

10 years was 2014 ago?

At least you didn't start Gronk. Fuck my life.

>kareem jackson being held by facemask and can't tackle blount
>he scores

not that it matters at this point

GODAMN JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ASSHURT HOUSHIT TEXSHIT FANS KEK

>these asshut texass fans

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOUSPIC TEXICANS

GOD DAMN THIS SHIT IS TOO GOOD, I CANT BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS BUT FOR ONCE YOU'RE ALRIGHT JEW ENGLAND

>TOXINS
>TEXICANS
>SPICS
>BEANERS
BUILD THE WALL

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
KEK

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

>no snaps in new england territory in the first half
MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

h o w

Fuck off Matt LeBlanc.

Peyton was dead last as a QB last year. This year's QB is an improvement desu

>10 years was 2014 ago

What does this mean?

blount is based

Webm?

NC STATE PATRIOTS IN THE HOUSE

They could literally only run the ball against the colts.

i'm surprised he's still in the league

2010 with him and fat freeman feels like it was so long ago

>Women allowed to be minutemen

inb4 a fact about that famous woman who died fighting in the revolutionary war. That is an exception to the rule

He is the goddamn football Batman, and Brady is his Robin.

How many different starting QBs have the Browns had in the past decade?

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GODAMN JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ASSHURT HOUSHIT TEXSHIT FANS KEK

>these asshut texass fans

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOUSPIC TEXICANS

GOD DAMN THIS SHIT IS TOO GOOD, I CANT BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS BUT FOR ONCE YOU'RE ALRIGHT JEW ENGLAND

>TOXINS
>TEXICANS
>SPICS
>BEANERS
BUILD THE WALL

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
KEK

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

>no snaps in new england territory in the first half
MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

What the fuck is Obama doing on the Pats game?

>new england has their own Lynch now

Who is gonna win? Steelers right?

Well....at least yours is still alive.

Fuck u taggin me for bitch nigga? I'm a Patsfag

what did he mean by this?

RUN IT UP

>nice

So now that the texans have been exposed as garbage, who will win the AFCS?

I JUST WANT ONE WILL FULLER DRAGON

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JACOBY BRISSEL, CANT STOP HIM

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>not becoming a masochist and letting your sister dominate you while deriving sexual pleasure from the humiliation

step up senpai

it does seem shoehorned 2bh

20 I think

i feel so bad for him

on vacation, like always

>Next edition of TB Times soon

Guess the pun lads

I hope you mean for more than one meme play
>Edelman chucks an air dragon TD to Hogan
>Texans fans mass tears of utter despair

Yes

Okay I laughed

nope, iggles pham

Wasn't that the first year a team won the Owl without a runningback with 1000 yards rushing?

Dude that guy on the left looks like George Bush and Obama did the fusion dance

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Yfw the rams are better than the Texans

holy hell the Texans are confirmed awful

how long until osweiler kills himself?

At least they didn't have any minorities.

To teams try harder when there's a shutout on the line? Usually they ease up for garbage time but a shutout is special.

I'd try my best for the shutout.

more?

eat a dick senpai Molly Pitcher is historic af

Fuck off and die weeb.

>yfw the Toxins keep running the ball

you're right. they were decent before that tho.

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GOOD GAME

>he's so casual he doesn't know about Kevin Faulk II

kek

gold

>Peyton has GOAT year
>lose super bowl
>Peyton worst year ever
>win super bowl
QBs confirmed overrated

Sure thing senpai

You seem upset.

I would like 1 more garbage time INT.
>mfw I have the NE defense vs the toxins defense in fantasy

>mfw I didn't take lagerrette blount off my bench
>lost 22+ points

they do sometimes

thanks bb

stfu nigger

Google it, you lazy ass

It's okay I did the same thing. Fell for the toxins meme

>Toxins btfo by a 3 string shitter
>further confirmation that Brody is just Alex Smith with best Coach of all time

All around a swell evening, gents.

TEXAS IS GONNA ERECT A FUCKING WALL ON THEIR NORTHERN BORDER AFTER THIS GAME

AND BROCK OSWEILER IS GONNA PAY FOR IT

your loss
you really think bill is going to let his QB throw it for 30+ attempts against a great pass rush?

>These niggas about to get shutout

>down 0-27
>3rd and 4
>draw play to mr. 2ypc

why wouldnt you play blount knowing theyre gonna start a literal who qb????

>this LB corps

Fuck I am hard

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anyone who isn't a white male is considered a minority federally I think

>RUNNING THE BALL ON THIRD DOWN WTF
>Not running checkdowns on 4th and 2

>Hightower isn't even playing

I forgot to take him off before the game started.

holy fuck I have eddie lacy and Christine Michael at running back

how fucked am I?

Hell yeah!

Hightower's not playing, but McClelin sucks

>Pats blow their load looking fantastic in the early half of the season and losing before he Owl

Literally has never happened before right lmao

>ASU players in the NFL
>Any football intelligence

A full 7 minutes of Garbage Time

Bill O'Briens face just shows his annoyance because he has to act all mad for the press when he knows he sucks.

Belichick is a god

37 minutes*

>Pats look fantastic in the early half of the year, and the second half and win the Owl

Literally has never happened before right lmao

Cuz I get paid tomorrow, faggot. That $20 I was holding onto for diapers and baloney is going to a bottle of Evan Williams and a six pack.

Goddamn kids

MVPunter

I know man, they would be bootyblasting Osweenie if he were playing. McLel is eh
Maybe Bill can elite his shit up as he continues to be with the Pats?

Is Ryan Allen elite?

PUNTER OF THE SYSTEM

Will Belichick pass Shula for the HC wins record?

New game thread

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Holy fuck Ryan Allen is launching those punts.

Game has been over since the half.

He's a system punter

THROW SOME DRAGONS REEEEEEEEEEE

who dis google image search not turning up anything

nice going nerd

I fucked that up

Not a fan of that sad trail.

no, too old
too bad he wasted time in cleveland

Is Belichick a product of his own system?

what the fuck kek

stfu im trying to watch a good game here

fixing that for you

>71418148

Last time was 2004, every other time has resulted in choking, see: 2010,2011,2012,2015

delet this

Google comes up with nothing

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I just need more than 4 fantasy points from him

>playing gronkowski
>going against bllunt

fuck me

Bullshit