2nd for the discord link to be put up in the sticky
Jeremiah Sanchez
3rd for BRISKET
Parker King
Why did I get on Dodgers.
Jordan Carter
rockies ml is 1.6
Wyatt Murphy
You guys watch baseball?
Nathan Wilson
>some mug on twitter has more sense than people here what a crazy day
Angel Scott
This you pal? If so, pmsl
Elijah Jackson
>tf >mug
Aaron Thompson
Why is rockies 1.68 for a SW?
Might go massive
Gabriel Mitchell
is 1.9 now
#ONN
Jose Perez
Will find you if this loses.
Ryder Bell
>That failed home run catch pmsl, good bet so far.
James Cook
can i get a random number 1-20 please
ASAP
Gavin Robinson
2
Leo Foster
thanks
Jaxson Gutierrez
Patriots will win every game until Brady returns and then lose that specific game. Cap this.
Nathaniel Fisher
>beat the bills (easily) >lose versus the 5th stringer browns not sure about this one liddo
Andrew Torres
>I make claims about what will happen based on gut feelings without even looming at the schedule No.
Dominic Morgan
>rockies up 4-1 >now down 4-7 Where did it all go wrong?
Camden Reed
It all went wrong when this fellow thought it'd be great to get on a sport not native to this cuntry
Ethan Long
>get on Dodgers at 0-0 >they go 3-1 >consider suicide >now 4-7 Feel pretty great desu.
John Butler
>trusting your own country men to bet on luckswing actually conisdered hopping on at evens, then hammering when it went 4-1; glad I just took a nap after the patriots game though
Jack Edwards
PSG DNB or PSG to score
Levi Russell
Pmsl
Jordan Johnson
shaking
crying
dying
Xavier Clark
isn't that like 1.2 odds
0 2.5 could be gud
Bentley Watson
What's everyone feelin this weekend? You lads ready for some college football?
Noah Wilson
Why DNB and not SW?
Liam Ortiz
is there a lock, I dare asking??
Wyatt Morgan
Safety
Ian Hill
acca?
1.2 odds will make you DAC eventually, because its accurately priced.
without an edge, in the long term no body will profit.
Sebastian Collins
This. Safety means nothing when the odds are 1.16.
Bentley Watson
What does DAC mean
Michael Long
down and crying/down a cunt
are you new kid?
Juan Taylor
Yep
Robert Martinez
So you're saying I need to bet on things lower than 1.2 otherwise i'll down a cunt?
Benjamin Perez
So noted, friendo.
Lincoln Thompson
more than 1.2
this is the thing, in most 'big' leagues, the odds are an accurate representation of your chance of winning.
However, they take a 5% commission as well.
So for games with 1.2 odds, the chance of it happening is 83% (there's a calculator that converts betting odds into actual odds).
This means if you bet 20 dollars, you would have to win 5 games in a row to break even, and if you lose any of these 5 games, you would be DAC.
The chances you will win 5 in a row is not high enough to warrant such risk.
e.g in a game with 1.2 odds the chances you will break even is 24%
not very good.
low risk for very low reward.
first step is getting on tipster tube and following these tipsters: toras angel kkk unitip z tipster
and more
2. wait patiently for bets to be posted here.
typically you want to avoid australians
people will comment that is a good bet so just follow them
eventually you will gain knowledge and you will eventually make your own tips
Nolan Cooper
But what if it was in an accumulator? Aren't the odds also indicative of the lower they are, the higher chance that they'll come through?
Chase Cruz
>blindleadingtheblind.jpg
Matthew Clark
What happened to wageslave lad? Palms are sweating right now.
Ethan Clark
Got fired
Cooper Moore
Wew, wageslaving not so bad anymore then
Leo Davis
Morning lids
Ryan Green
Whattaya think lids?
Mason Carter
3.09 odds for 7 selections isn't good enough
Christopher Moore
That you're a fucking mong.
Chase Lopez
Sure, if you're a greedy sob. Whats your take on Barca?
Dylan Sanders
Nykobing have been priced as underdogs in all but 1 of their Div1 games since they got promoted and yet they won 5 out of 8 games so far (1D, 2L). Home advantage plays a big role in Denmarks Div1, but considering Vejles rather poor form I think Nykobing are once again underrated.
Carter Rogers
Noted moite
Levi Gonzalez
>mentioning Unofraud and KKK >not mentioning ARP and Bird decent post though, INCREDIBLE how still doesnt understand
Easton Russell
Have no idea. only know that they will be playing without missi.
Jose Davis
interesting, they're also the team with most away points. Can only imagine there's something else going on
Bentley Cooper
Follow KKK if you want to be DAC.
T. Lost his "special"
Isaac Lopez
Think it's fairly normal that newly promoted teams are seen as dogs against teams that have been more or less solid in their league for many years. (Vejle have been Div1 for like 15+ years). Obviously Nykobings good run can also come to an end some time soon and I don't think they're favorites to win here (mostly because of home advantage, although that may not affect a promoted team as much), just think they have better chances than the odds imply. Gonna have to wait for team sheets and then decide if there's a bet.
Christopher Barnes
lol
reminder if you are not i nthe discord group you are already missing value
VIRTUS PRO 2.1 -1.5 365
Jeremiah Jones
f5 was 3.2 now 2.66 on the handi, the last 25 lines i have tipped have closed in my favor
Samuel Scott
ZA WARUDO TOKI WO TOMARE
ODDS -----------> CRASHED
BOOM BOOM
Jace Sullivan
scary looking man
also, i think the market with some value left is esports.
those who professionally bet or have good models don't do esports.
e.g this man is beating the market successfully. even if he is loosing, he is finding value and eventually a winner.
this fellow is a strange man. a weeb serbian nationalist, probably the worst combination a person can have
Joshua Hill
PMSL
Luke Torres
Think discord's down but I sincerely apologise for that footy tip. Never would have thought the 2nd team on the ladder would get this devastated. Down $100, dream is dead and back to 900 DACS
Gavin Diaz
beer sheva will still win tho
Nathan Foster
GUT YOURSELF
F5 WENT FROM 3.2 TO 2.2
Austin Campbell
Met Mirth in the club last night. What a legend that boy is
Jaxon Gray
? did i not congratulate on your shrewdness?
STRANGE persona but i LOVE your TIPS
you are beating the market, which no one here actually achieves.
Liam Thompson
or not
Isaiah Jones
SO bizarre. geelong loosing this heavily at home...
expecting a quiet riot in geelong
Wyatt Myers
dedi unreal
Joshua Gray
Can't remember my login for blogabet, what did he tip?
Levi Lopez
Karmiel Safed v Hapoel Asi Gilboa Hapoel Asi Gilboa 0 (Asian Handicap In-Play) (0-0) @ 1.950
SC Maccabi Ashdod v Bnei Eilat SC Maccabi Ashdod (Draw No Bet) (0-0) @ 2.000
Hapoel Kfar Kana v Hapoel Beit Shean Hapoel Beit Shean (Draw No Bet) (0-0) @ 2.200
not gonna follow the esports meme until romansergio can prove that he can maintain a positive yield after 100 tips.
Hunter Gutierrez
thing is the odds shifted over 0.5 in 20 mins on our favor.
this is the best indication of a value bet and the market speaks for itself.
still confused
Brandon Williams
that is the minimum threshold i would prescribe for value. it is 5%. i would make it 10% when im betting on a favorite
Elijah Hernandez
That doesn't at all mean that its a good bet lol. How long have you been gambling for if you think odds movement = value?
Benjamin Cook
Euan thinks that though.
Adrian Rogers
Im relatively new but from what ive read, including a pinnacle article, the accurate odds for a game can be seen about 1 hour before the game.
Of cause, there can be value and the odds do not shift; but in significant market movements it implies your bet was a value bet.
I basically bet on 89% for an event to occur when the actual theoretical percentage is 76% in a hypothetical situatoin
This is what stock markets are built on and i assume its the same case for betting markets
Jack Kelly
accurate odds are just as it comes in play when Toras tips pal
Alexander Lee
No he doesn't. Understand why odds move the way they do. Do you keep a spreadsheet? What is your ROI?
Jose Brown
/bet/ such a dire place
Xavier Ward
yes bro f5 @ 3.2 is totally not value thats why bet365 is begging me to cash out for a 20% profit on my stake
Luis Parker
Yes he does. He is referring to you here
Blake Lopez
I like how in Poker I know that clueless people will eventually lose their money to me, but it is sad knowing that in sports betting, they usually just line the pockets of the bookies and not mine.
Aaron Ortiz
Referring to @71423193 that is either obvious (You) farming (should be a bannable offence) or just really thick
Evan Thompson
does anyone see value in mls markets?
ny city?
Josiah Ross
Can someone kick Albania from the discord? His username is forever_uac
Kitchee* 20 min in, don't recommend a bet anymore and FH market is perma-suspended anyway
Benjamin Young
noticed that
Isaac Brooks
Drinking water out of a glass SO enjoyable.
Brody Gomez
>He doesn't drink warm milk right from the udder of his private dairy cow
Kayden Taylor
>He STILL doesn't drink Farmhouse Gold
Dylan Sanchez
Christ, could you be anymore based?!
Colton Foster
why are these good bets?
Robert Thompson
Not liking the Aussie love fest. They are criminals.
Nicholas Bell
True, bet they didn't even make a phone call to place their in play bet
Adrian Garcia
>Florida State (-7) That's one I'm fairly sure about.
Elijah Bennett
im confused. can you please put a proper post?
Alexander Torres
It's been 2 weeks and my beard is still shit. Is suicide the only option?
William Hill
Supplement vitamin D. Have sex.
Henry Butler
I regularly do one of those two
Luke Morgan
Have sex
John Watson
Just been catching up with the tweets ! seen a bit of banter from the lads interesting
Jacob Clark
going on a psg SW Wigan DNB acca
Oliver Mitchell
bird going paid zzz four eyed greedy prick
Benjamin Martin
Im sure someone will leak his tips here
Luke Long
NEED me gusta back
Joseph Jackson
minoxidil
I grew a beard in 6 months
Dominic Adams
I'm on Imperial v Wellplay
Betting on gooks playing Dota might be a low point for my gambling addiction
Robert Murphy
Yeah I tried that, I actually have Minoxidil here, but the stuff I have (Kirkland with alcohol) irritates my skin, gives me dry flaky skin and like tiny pimples, like an allergic reaction.
Evan Lee
Imperial Dota are an all Danish team (Formerly Danish Bears) and Power Rangers are Slavs.
Only gook in this tournament is this American
Dominic Turner
Erick Silva @ 2.40 is GREAT VALUE
UFC tomorrow night.
Dylan Flores
>Trusting this
Samuel Gonzalez
Poor bastard. What's the point of your existence when you look like this?
Ryan Martinez
model.txt
powerrangers are shocking right now. their ELO is fucking terrible but the bookmakers thought they were a good team
Alexander Nelson
>yfw Danish Dota players don't even hide their piss bottles
Juan Reed
lad, go to /d2g/ and post that--and ask them to explain 'the meme behind the picture' and they will dump about 10 images of him as a serial killer
Daniel Edwards
cant find friends bet anywhere on b365
Ryan Perez
What do you think about Kaipi? I think they'll be worth a bet vs whoever faces them in WellPlay, they've been playing shocking in a lot of their games against shit opponents but very well vs good opponents.
Reckon they'll be value in the next month or so
Nathaniel Flores
its under prodota cup. its 2.25 now.
who are they playing? imperial?
if odds are near evens, i'd do imperial because fluff is playing with 250 ping.
hes a legit idiot, he posted some blog (lol) about how he wasn't handicapped by playing with such lag, which is bullshit. i trust the speed of light more than fluff's opinions and it shows. he feeds hard and drags kaipi down.
Carter Sanders
They aren't playing anyone until they play in the GF of the Final, where they play vs Imperial, PR (>) or ProDota
iirc it was "only" like 160 ping and I've seen him make clutch, well timed plays in the matches Kaipi has won since he's joined like split second SD disruption plays. Apparently for major quals he'll fly over to Europe so they'll only get better (I hope)
Leo Reyes
best thing to do is to hope they get better so they get overhyped then to lay the fuck out of them. they're not that great, know plenty of teams that would do them
Bentley Clark
>implying SexyBamboe isn't a god who will make me rich
Kaipi giving up first blood every game, easy money
Liam Peterson
Just cap it mugs.
Ryder Gutierrez
speaking of value, beesa is a great player to bet on. he was playing some WESG qualifer and i backed them on every game that wasn't a dead rubber and he won
Aiden Lopez
Don't think FDL will beat NP but it might be worth a low bet just in case.
FDL are probably the 4th best NA team behind EG, DC and NP (depending on how NP turn out) so they'll be good value if they match up vs coL because that coL team is terrible but people probably haven't noticed yet
Ayden Thomas
where can i find a stream to the elements cup? dota game, starting really soon 15 mins
Kayden Martin
must be nice being a perma DAC slug who still has a 365 account
zzzzzzzzz enjoy your greasy tenners on bird tips
Brayden Moore
you mad lid? xD
Henry Robinson
You think /bet/ is a game Posting erroneous tips will get you killed m8
Sebastian Watson
>search /bet/ nothing >nothing comes up >realize the thread is made yet again by a dullard
Why are non Brits so stupid?
Jack Evans
>mfw been purposely posting obscure tips that are DAC and lots of mugs in this thread get on them
fuckin lel
Lincoln Russell
yeah they kicked ccc
Ethan Lopez
God bless have fun
>mfw they kicked two players and added a Dong and a Wong
Apparently 747's good but VoidBoys never did anything, don't know about this 04 guy, too Schalke for my liking
Dylan Myers
like beesa very much because hes autistic and takes the game seriously so he always loses to better players and always wins against shit players
Landon Robinson
>always wins against shit players
coL gonna get dumpstered by Dong
Hunter Kelly
Anyone ever bought surebets777 tips?
Parker Rivera
twitch(spam wtf)
.tv/epgtv
Christopher Adams
>not one mention
Nicholas Hall
NOPS will win you rball worshipping mug
Julian Roberts
Need a winning for tonight's takeaway
Chase Morales
can i have some ((you))s?
Jack Wood
winning bet*
Nolan Gray
@71425604
No
Chase Sullivan
Yorkshire to beat Middlesex
Easton Scott
absolute effing tears if you're not on imperial to beat prodota @ elements cup
this was WORLD value
Oliver Ross
which sport?
Jordan Bennett
Badminton
Carson Evans
Cricket
Gabriel Morales
Snooker
Hudson Anderson
dota
DOTA
Luke Allen
>Was 3.5 when I voted >Now 2
HOWAY YORKSHIRE
Nicholas Gutierrez
I got in at 3.5, went to 4.3 shortly after.
Owen Sanchez
Bet not voted
Was listening to Daily Politics and got words mixed up
William Wright
Same happened to me but then it shot down to 2 and is now hovering between 2-3
Honestly if it was 4 I'd prob gotten scared and not bet
Lincoln Turner
what if it draws? today is the final day, no way they'll get enough overs to win
Adam Phillips
If Middlesex get a wicket soon I think it'll be a draw but this Yorkshire partnership looks good at the moment, will need to play 20/20 cricket to win but reckon the could do it
Alexander Walker
>Carl Zeiss Jena Team will obviously be much more focused and sharper, 2.1 is a large
Jayden Thompson
bet magic..
DNB was the bet
Joseph Turner
Hodd to Slogg
I need it
Jonathan Turner
>betting on Cricket
Pajeets.....
Thomas Collins
andrew neil is so based.
Mason Cruz
That's a £5er down the drain lads
Alexander Perez
missed another toras winner zzzzzzz
Gabriel Garcia
Anyone else get delayed TT notifications on Android? how2fix
Chase Wright
yes, always late. no idea how to fix
Austin Morris
why not post it here?
Jordan Cook
PMSL
Imagine not being glued on Toras' feed waiting for a tip to pop up. It's like you don't want money
Because esports are lotto. Not once in the 2 years I've browsed /bet/ have I seen evidence to the contrary
Jackson Gomez
you should bet on lvl up game 2 live on pinny, go small if its above 2.0.
not liking this f5 draft
inb4 >laying against your original bet
really not liking f5's pick
everything i didn't tip, ended up winning. i literally couldn't be fucked spending 10 minutes per tip.
Caleb Wright
>deleting posts
have sex pls
Michael Turner
actually i would advise people to NOT be live if you don't know anything about it.
sorry about that lads.
Andrew Stewart
Bought the ps4 slim lads
Caleb Ramirez
Yesterday, I came on /bet/ and explained why it was a horrible idea, why it was basically burning money, to bet on the Texans. If you listened to me, you bet on the Patriots and you're now up large.
Jordan Walker
Now I ask, can the Red Sox win one more tonight? Is anyone thinking about taking them ML?
Gabriel Thompson
f5 won, imperial about to win, friends winning
Carson Reed
Why not wait for the NEO?
Colton James
yes
i bet on imperial to 6-0
scroll up, i posted my bets
Leo Richardson
Is e-sports profitable?
Matthew Parker
PROTIP: Any sport is profitable if you have info the bookies have not factored into their price. Determining this is a matter of experience.
Sebastian Wilson
Thought there was strong value in the console.
Brody Davis
Not much game to play on consoles atm anyway. NEO is the real value
Henry Bennett
Are you a big boy?
Jace Brooks
My penis is small but my roll is large
Noah Sanders
up MUMS today
Adrian Phillips
just wanted to say that VP -1.5 is 1.564 now. I got on at 2.16.
Jayden Stewart
Esports - ProDota Cup
Imperial -1.5 @2.10
Free money.
Sebastian Flores
NEED A WORLD BET LIKE
>AIR >BBC >CLEAN WATER
Parker Walker
>BBC ?????
Eli Price
;)
William Cook
Centuries ago words were written to be a call and a spur to the faithful servants of Truth and Justice: Arm yourselves, and be ye men of valour, and be in readiness for the conflict; for it is better for us to perish in battle than to look upon the outrage of our nation and our altar. As the Will of God is in Heaven, even so let it be.
Hunter Rivera
>when the lads all want to go to a super lame club
John Allen
Alright lads, popped my winnings from the Brabrand game on Imperial 2-0ing PDG
wish esport virgins would fuck off and stay out of bet you're not welcome here you never will be fucking nerds
James Morris
I pray you'd be stupid enough to say that within my hearing someday.
Brody Bennett
...
Ryan Long
where do you live mate ?
Jose Bell
can someone post the pic of the Britlard in the suit? pretty sure he's a tripfag here.
Connor Lopez
...
Caleb Murphy
got u senpai
John Myers
Wait sorry, that is actually TennisTipster
Connor Ross
mortgage on legia
Jack Sanchez
or did you want this one?
Carter Gonzalez
this perhaps?
David Cook
This one is my favourite
Nathaniel Lewis
>that tie
everytime.
Jaxon James
where the fuck is this dota game?
it's half seven and it ain't not on anywhere!!
Bentley Cook
Will find you one day.
Landon Nelson
>ain't not on Got me scratching my head
Jeremiah Smith
going on a date with the bird on the left tonight, how jealous are you guys?
Jose Taylor
Romansergio banter with the denser part of TT so so so enjoyable
Michael Wright
These tournaments are weird
iirc the WellPlay and the ProDota ones don't really have a proper timetable, and its just "when the teams can play". That means that the Gosu/Liquipedia schedules are all fucked up
Go to teams Liquidpedia pages and the schedules will be there and have links to streams
John Johnson
Why do British people have no chins?
Nathan Butler
>imperial getting rekt early game
William Price
They gave up the Luna and Shadow Demon combo too
This game is over
Parker Cruz
imperial ahve a tower advantage atm.
it's far from over desu
(i hope)
Nicholas Evans
who /outshagging/ tonight?
Charles Stewart
Depends how late this goes. With a Drow, if Imperial win another teamfight like that they can get a tower and maybe two guaranteed.
Ryder Brooks
>drow dies but win teamfight we c-comeback n-now
Asher Scott
Tampa Bay @1.9 is a LARGE
The Red Sox are the hottest team in baseball with an 8 game winning streak and a dominant offense. They also have Drew Pomeranz pitching who has a great 3.4 ERA
The Rays are the worst team in the AL east and 23.5 games back of the Red Sox, and they have Chris Archer pitching who has a terrible 8-18 record.
Everything point to an easy Red Sox win, there can only be one explanation for the line being set at evens, the bookies are trying to trap people into betting on the Red Sox.
Joseph Moore
.. shall we tell him?
Jackson Young
hup xx
Ryan Green
>having a roll less than 15k
pleb
Elijah Murphy
>imperial lost the early game >mid game fairly even >PD have the late game
Ryan Cox
Good thing PD are actually very shit
Hunter Anderson
> not having more than one trading account
everybody get a load of this slug
Luke Watson
no one to go out with zzzzzzzzzz
Thomas Gray
take me under your wing
William Thompson
holy shit they're awful
>that team fight >i completely forgot about the tower advantage >this high ground push
PD are atrocious desu
Camden Price
so imperial are playing again tomorrow
but any other DOTA to bet on for tonight? never realised how good this is to watch
Christian Butler
put all your money in this stock lad they are literally going to cure cancer, price is likely going over $100 in the next few years
Easton Parker
what would happen if you just bet on the better team every game?
>bet on barca, real, bayern, man city etc etc to win every game (single bets) >??? >surely profit?
Nicholas Flores
dunno lag. guess no one ever thought about doing that. give it a go and report back
Jayden Morris
inbreeding leads to mouthbreathing and that causes underdevelopment of the jaw/chin
Jayden Young
>joe and the boys laughing at you all.gif
Nolan Martin
When was the last time you had sex pal?
Adrian Thompson
test post please ignore
Lucas Hall
>Not TT and his m8s
Liam Peterson
Here. CBA. Club is shit. Got a headache. Don't even want to drink. Tomorrow I'm going to Oktoberfest, so no idea why I should waste time and money going out tonight.
Christian Allen
seriously, what would happen? why isn't no one giving me real answers?
Easton Sanchez
those in the gif aren't somali though.
Aaron Cox
because you are a low IQ slug who needs to have sex
Samuel Moore
Anyone on the DOTA2 - Northern Arena BEAT Invitational later?
Kevin Sullivan
Please have sex
Ayden Davis
Fox to lose to Evernova is as close to a sure thing as you'll get but all of those teams playing tonight are truly, truly awful
Isaiah Nguyen
>Fox to lose to Evernova is as close to a sure thing why is this?
Eli Brooks
Fox are a bunch of literally whos and pub players whereas Evernova have players who have actually played in real tournaments before, including Mason who is pretty much an NA Dota legend
Ian Foster
so -1.5? or just ML?
how do you know this btw? i've been playing dota for a while but only recently got into watching tourneys and shit
Jack Gomez
Why aren't you /outshagging/ tonight?
Joseph Ward
Fucks sake. Take this e sport shit somewhere else.
Tyler Russell
It's all well documented and I've been watching since late 2013
Sorry lad, will stop now
Daniel Bailey
why? it's betting on sports
e-sports is considered a sport. these people get sports visas when travelling to and fro tournaments. it's carried on virtually all sportsbooks
it deserves to be here. it can't have it's own thread, it'll be so inactive and there's no need to split betting into separate subthreads
Jack Clark
so SO tired
Jose Watson
Anyone in or around Liverpool want to go /outshagging/ ?
Jackson Reed
no value at all, dont touch
i topped imp 6-0 because the odds were generous
Cameron Diaz
what about evernova
Landon Rodriguez
Wh don't we /stayinshagging/ ?
Luis Price
any dominos codes kicking about lids?
Chase Reed
I'm up for it where we going
Samuel Jenkins
yeh
K1K3L0L
Bentley Bennett
dunno i only moved here recently so not got a clue pal
Ian Ramirez
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I THOUGHT IMPERIAL WOULD WIN
FUCK MY LIFE
DAC DAC DAC
Noah Phillips
>Moving to Liverpool
Thomas Flores
>Euan thinks hes a Finnish judge >Toras out judges him and takes over
>Euan thinks hes a Gibraltar judge >new Gibraltar tipster is gonna do the same
pmsl
Owen Miller
dont tell me you went big
specifcally stated small for the imp games, they are over evens so bet accordingly.
if you bet for a fixed profit per stake, you should be UAC from imperial bets today
Nicholas Howard
>living in London
Colton Peterson
i NEED them to win this next game
is it gonna happen?
Wyatt Johnson
>He doesn't live in Manchester
pmsl
Nolan Ortiz
>He doesn't live in the Midlands
Parker Perry
/outshagging/ but have to pop in to tell you to place your roll on Linares tomorrow. He does not lose.
Sorry m8 I live in the north west just Liverpool m8 the only place worse you could say is like Blackpool or something
Jose Howard
Blackpool is fucking magnificent ya screb. Bet you live in Bolton pmsl
Landon Edwards
Blackpool is a fucking shithole
Liam Stewart
any american bets?
going on ny city
Colton Smith
absolute blow out winner
have sex
Brayden Rivera
Speak for yourself
Easton Cox
>4 hours into a poker tournament and about 10 minutes away from the money >the poker gods give me pocket kings and give some other cunt pocket aces
Jason Ward
so what's everyone having for takeaway?
Ayden Cooper
Eating your mums pussy tonight lid
Caleb Powell
Weekly bowcat roll call. All bowcats report in
Gavin Perry
bit rude
Ryder Reyes
@71430999 Reporting in
Nice trips too, but I'm saving my (you)s for something better
Liam Cox
@71430999 #IN Still don't understand how people see being a bowcat as a bad thing desu
Isaac Flores
So so many people need to have sex in this thread
Logan Gutierrez
>Tfw not out with Hass in London tonight
Brayden Thomas
NEED DW/EVERNOVAS TO WIN THIS..
Jayden Phillips
Here. Also a browncat.
Zachary Cruz
Just had phone sex with my lovely gf. Whats the bet?
Jordan Turner
Mets ML (med/large)
chasing play offs, cards lost earlier, phillies are atrocious, super hyped after last nights amazing game
easy win this, would be careful about 1.5. but ML should be easy
Camden Hall
Have sex.
Parker Collins
On
Gabriel Barnes
why? mets should win this. about 83% according to my model
Grayson Taylor
New York City FC is such easy money.
Facing Chicago fire who have nothing to play for, and they're on an unbeaten home streak of six games
Charles Sanders
>muh model Laying this
Jacob Hughes
absolute tears
Chase Watson
post slip then, if its more than £100 i will get on
Jonathan Fisher
as if you could possibly match how much i put on
just trust me. this is easy money. my last post on this tip because i cba
Jacob Nelson
zzzzz once again, have sex you small minded little man.
Carter Russell
>not out shagging freshers because I fell for the plumbing meme
Noah White
according to my model is my gimmick lid. I suggest you stop using it, won't say it again.
Jason Hughes
why would you want to be shagging freshers?
anyone who would fuck some random guy on their first week of uni is a massive slut
you might as well just get an 18 year old escort and have a better sexual experience if thats all you want
only problem is you cant tell the LADS how deep you were inside some pussy i suppose
dull man
Chase Morris
>tfw not out with Calijah in Derby
Ryan Hill
>Tfw now out with Euan in Glasgow
Thomas Williams
>not wanting to be out with Ross and the boys
Lucas Garcia
>that absolute danger among dangers on the left
Isaiah Young
>Tfw not shagging Hass in London
Brody Jenkins
lol, 2-0 Phillies. Stop pretending you know shit about baseball
Adrian Robinson
>game is over at top of 2nd
don't post again, dude. save yourself the embarrassment and just leave the thread now before i get all smug
Matthew Foster
brian cox's son (juve) second from left.
Wyatt Morris
ok, 'dude', don't have a cow man
Julian Price
>Tfw not partying with TT and the gang
Daniel Walker
VERY strange man.
Chase Ward
reback the mets if you have a single cell in your brain lol
Levi Torres
>tfw not pillaging with TT and the pirates
Eli Moore
>Not noncing with Hass
Isaiah Bennett
>tfw not ostracising blacks with Liebermann
Oliver Martinez
such a strange man.
get on diamond back ml @ 2
Adrian Wright
>Not sitting in a pub being awkward with Juve
Cooper Williams
>tfw not happy inside
Jayden Bailey
Tears if you're not on mets
Leo Powell
>Not under Retards wing, snuggled tight
Jason Mitchell
No time for a writeup but Selkirk, Huntly and Bonnyrigg Rose are all overpriced in the Scottish Cup tomorrow. Fraserburgh win too but price is too short so throw them in an accumulator with others.
Jason Anderson
TEARS
Lucas Morgan
Listen you fucking mong. There's over 2/3 of this game to go.
Connor Baker
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Jose Long
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Jayden Clark
Whydo you keep spamming this?
Thomas Bennett
who /preparingtomorrow'scheekyacca/ here
Kayden Sullivan
Going to be dangerously DAC if Diamondbacks don't win.
Zachary Carter
Wow Mets comeback, I apologise to that shrewd user.
Leo Garcia
>tfw all the lads are /outshagging/
Samuel Morales
>that mest dp Got on at 1.3 before that h-haha
Adam Cruz
So Lester ManU o3 and btts, right?
Mason Thomas
what odds?
Chase Wright
>folowed 3 mug nfl bets all three lost.
how do redditors keep betting? all of them are utterly DAC
This is far from acceptable. NEED donations pronto
Joseph Long
Which games did you get on? >patriots +1 was a gift lots of comebacks today for some reasons, angels were 4-6 by the 8th but won 10-6, same goes for pirates 5-4 bottom 9th to win 5-6 by 11th unlucky day
Justin Lopez
ncaa matches + arizona
Alexander King
feel like hull city +2 @ 1.9 is a decent bet.
Hull City's XI isn't bad at all. Mason is a quality player and if Hull play defensively, I feel like they wont concede more than 2 goals
Evan Roberts
pmsl, you got on the gt +10 and smu +21 yesterday/today? been watching this to cap off my day of FEASTING, all favorites won today that I bet on; youtube.com/watch?v=3zHRQn_IShw
Aaron Gomez
got on smu +21 overs for michigan
PMSL
Reddit SO SO clueless
literally 6 tipsters posted the same tips and they all lost
Jacob Williams
smu was actually dece, tcu only put up 6 points in the first half live lines dropped to -12, smu defensive player ejection might have finally got taken advantage of in the 2nd half though but didn't the michigan game cover the over? I thought it did at least vs colorado
Jackson Diaz
Really regret not quickly putting a small on Wozniacki to win set 2 @10 right after she was broken
Oliver Edwards
>from 5-4 to 5-7 >rank 4 polish player losing to a crippled lesbian player really makes you think
Luke Gomez
That's what I rarely bet underdogs. If I like a close dog, I'll jump on the moneyline. If I don't think a big favorite can cover, I just don't touch it.
I jumped on under 60.5 in the TCU/SMU game in a live bet in the 1st quarter. Got it at +233. Easy bet. TCU and Baylor keep having inflated overs due to reputation. Neither team is scoring like they used to.
Glad to see USC already destroyed an underdog ML parlay that I loved. Chokers.
Kevin Sanders
Pretty much the only PL line I like this week. I tried to make a muggy accy and couldn't find enough games that I like.
Liam Wilson
>tfw remember when I bet 500 dollarydoos on oregon vs tcu in their bowl game >tcu qb got suspended and oregon became massive favorites >lead 31-0, meme qb gets injured at half time >tcu comes back to tie for OT and win but >trusting suc with your money
Zachary Cruz
>listening to Reddit
Why would you ever do this?
Army (-14) at Buffalo and FSU (-5)!!! at USF are my best bets for tomorrow.
Joshua Davis
Blackburn +.5 Rotherham ML
Dylan Moore
like blackburn a lot
put the two picks on an acca?
are these medium picks? have no idea about nfl, especially ncaa
Evan Rivera
can i get a random number between 1-20 please
Joseph Rogers
8
Mason Howard
I'm very confident about Army. They are a good team. Buffalo is my local university... they are fucking terrible.
Florida State is a riskier pick because they got BTFO last week, but they have elite talent and there's no reason they won't beat USF by at least a touchdown.
I also like the OVER for Michigan/Penn State.
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Landon Long
>tfw almost transferred to colorado a year ago, but got too scared of high altitude What do you think of the louisville match, marshall is bad/don't have their starter qb tomorrow >losing by 20 after leading 21-7 in 1st q as 18 pt favorites
Joseph Thomas
Rate my acca. Will translate if needed. Also does any aussie bros know where I can watch the games in Melbourne?
Julian Hernandez
>Forgot picture....
Nolan King
4/10
enough reward for the risk taken but i highly doubt this comes in. worth a tenner probs.
liverpool over 2.5- is that team goals or over all?
Hull city will not concede more than 2 imo, constantly under-rated but they have a solid squad.
leicester o 1.5 - could see this coming through
Everton SW - on paper it should come through but bournemouth are heavily under performing. Eddie's boys are fantastic on the offense and im expecting a rebound in their fortunes soon. This could be that game.
Middlesbrough 01.5 - wont come in. it depends on who plays. i follow tottenham heavily and this week the squad are going to rotate. If Harry Winks plays, and the traditional back 4 do not play, this could occur. However, if they play their proper squad, middlesbrough simply wont score. Tottenhan's Defensive Mid with Dier, Wanyama and Dembele is truly formidable. the back 4 is the best in the league.
Westbrom: see this coming thru, highly rate chadli and crew
Sunderland BTTS: this should come through tbqh
Man City + 0 2.5: this should come through. unfortunately, swnasea are in trouble due toe rifts between the coach and the players. still hope swansea can pull of a fight here.
Owen Davis
sporting globe if there's one near you. or else r/soccerstreams is a good source
Elijah Scott
Yer I'm most concerned about the liverpool and Middlesbrough games tbqh. And yes its over 2.5 team goals; i.e. liverpool. On their day they can blow teams away though. Middlesbrough spurs is very interesting to me. Dier, dembele and rose might not play and kane is 100% not playing. Middlesbrough with a fit squad could cause trouble at home.
Other bets should just slide in there, if Sunderland doesn't fuck it up
Anthony Adams
It's about a few seconds to a minute behind but I usually use this to stream sports but I haven't streamed a soccer match on this site so no idea if they're on here on not but it might be worth checking out tonight. batmanstream.com/free-live-streaming-videos.html
And how long you here for?
Brandon Walker
Just have my phone with me, so can't stream stuff atm. Would prefer a sports bar or something. In melbs for about three months or so, came here last week.
Nolan Gray
Can only think of some Tab shops in the city or you could get some ideas if any ads show up if you have a non-subscription TV, otherwise there's the more comfy one like if there's any nearby. Also the Melbourne Show is happening, traffic in the city v annoying until Tuesday.
William Hughes
Since when has Bet been this dead? I wanna chat some god damn shit
Jason Barnes
its 8:40 am in uk and 3 am in us
its always dead rn
hows melbourne tho why are you on a chinese cartoon discussion website
Dominic Butler
Its 8:45am friendo. Why you in Australia for so long?
Landon Sanders
But I don't caaare I want to talk talk to peopleeee :((( Melbs is nice, quite cold though. Seems to be a lot of Asian immigration here but that's alright as I have a thing for Asian chicks. Where you at?
Doing the working holiday thing. Haven't worked yet though
Connor Long
down at a surburb called point cook
far from the city, where u at
the CBD is basically JUST chinesepeople. most are work expereince/student visas im guessing because they dont speak english well and haven't intergrated at all.
most of the ones that have integrated, like the 2nd gen viets are fine tho.
Bentley Ramirez
will imperial -1.5 v power rangers come through? thought that was a bet for yesterday.
also taking spread for army + blackbun +0.75
are these going to come thru? lost too much on the mug ncaa bets
Aaron Sanders
yeayea we're up at flinders backpackers just outside cbd. Gonna go for some weed now tho
Wyatt Green
go to 8 bit for some burgers
go to melbourne CITY library if you want to read soem books, play fifa, read comics/manga + internet access.
also, if you are looking for a very cheap feed, go to port phillip arcade and go to the chinese place.
cheapest food in the city.
also go the queen victoria market and get boreks, also a very cheap feed.
There's quite a bit to do in Melbourne, you just need to put in a bit of effort.
ENJOY
Nathaniel Taylor
Hey pumo/Sergio/Curse/Judge/etc can you threaten Toras to not tip after midnight on TT? I'm assuming everyone but me have made millions by their advantage of the Toras.
Nathaniel Moore
she is a strong willed, independent woman.
degenerate men like us cannot do anything
Thomas Price
Alright thanks mate
Dominic Reyes
:)
Tyler Brooks
any aussies going to perth v edgy today?
Christopher King
dedi surreal
John Myers
zzzzzz give me the discord link asap
?
Adam Morgan
Could just imagine if everyone on /bet/ moved to Australia, telling people apart would be horrid.
>And Jared Donaldson outright gave up Can't stop being so DAC today
JUST got out of the shower in time for a based Toras tip, dumped my new tiny roll on it. If this doesn't come through will be in tatters.
Isaiah Flores
Is there a better hangover cure than waking up to a TorasAngel 10/10?
Noah Long
>email server @51
Wew lad.
Anthony Foster
anyone on pohang.
Charles Nguyen
>365angel
Jacob Kelly
>Still 0-0
Nathaniel Kelly
is skybet only available to the uk?
Aiden Murphy
For sure, I gave to see that part of town sometime don't I? Might just go to the pub if you chicken out tho
Joshua Cox
>first Toras bet in a few months i'm on >still 0-0 Worried desu
Thomas Gomez
Rich Boy sellin' crack Dope niggas wanna jack Shit tight no slack Just bought a Cadillac (THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH!) Just bought a Cadillac (THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH!) Just bought a Cadillac
Levi Butler
its a boring suburb
Brayden Jenkins
also on. sorry guys
Jonathan Watson
Fuck off TT
Sebastian Sullivan
Forseeing a GBK goal in the next 6 minutes
Mason Fisher
Thank you based Aussie.
Benjamin Price
Gj
Nicholas Reed
>365Angel
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Connor Reed
(no you)s
feels bad
Aaron Sanchez
>Suspend on PK DA
gasping
Josiah Perez
They seem to have stepped up their game. V V worried
Henry Barnes
...
Kevin Johnson
Went to the bookies to get one big Dave's 7 team acca for today. Walked past a woman outside a church. She said, "Jesus loves you. Give your life to Jesus." "lmao, I dont have a life," I replied
Gavin Hall
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TORAS SO FIT
Blake Jones
how did you say 'lmao' in real life?
Lucas Richardson
Need 7 more
Julian Roberts
>giving that unfunny post (You)'s
Ethan Lopez
"el ehm ayy oh"
Luke Wilson
tfw i kissed a finnish girl once was nice desu
Jackson Martinez
lllllmuhoh
Parker Ross
was toras tip in asia / easy to get on ?
Jace Sanders
le mao
Oliver Phillips
tfw never kissed a girl and i'm 25 next week
Jason Wilson
are you profitable tho?
Noah Garcia
no, just got on leicester dc and then they concede from a corner
Landon Torres
WE GETTING ARAB MONEY
Thomas Cox
Okay, I see. You may want to get your hands on some Castor beans, they can come in handy when you feel it's time to go.
Jaxon Gomez
PMSL
Oliver Watson
leicester SO SO disappointing.
their midfield is so toothless, can't believe i bet 500 on them against hull
Never in doubt with GBK to be frank famalamadingdongs
Wyatt Cooper
Bournemouth v Everton Liverpool v Hull Middlesbrough v Tottenham Stoke v West Brom Sunderland v Crystal Palace Swansea v Man City Arsenal v Chelsea
I got Everton Liverpool Tottenham Draw Draw City Chelsea
Opinions?
Xavier Young
>cash out gbk after they concede >they score literally 5 minutes later Why does this always fucking happen to me.
Henry Allen
kys
Brandon Jenkins
>Cashing out >Ever
PLEASE. PLEAAAASEEEE have sex
Nicholas Gray
Except if I hadn't cashed out they wouldn't have fucking scored again. I am literally cursed, you mong.
Brody Cox
Oh, that makes sense. Why didn't this absolutely rational thought cross my mind?
Chase Gomez
are you new?
if you got on her original tip you still would have had profit. this means the risk was worth taking
Carson Rivera
It is rational. I can't think of a single time where I don't cash out and my team turns it around or I do cash out and they don't. It is literally every time.
Her original line had gone by the time I got on. This is another problem, tt always seem to wait 10 minutes before emailing me.
Easton Campbell
In my opinion, you need to have sex
Chase Brooks
Why arent you tipping Kolmonen pal?
Robert Morales
No value
Hudson Gonzalez
There is value, you just cant find it.
Jace Lewis
ok
Cooper Martinez
Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea. Screencap this.
Easton Brown
strange post, this
Cameron Cooper
>tfw betting against my home club is no longer profitable
Justin Price
>tfw forgot to bet this before bed
William Ramirez
>tfw got the Euan song stuck in my head
Nathan Morgan
NEED Finchy like AIR
Brayden Baker
NEED Everton, Liverpool, Tottenham and Man City goals like AIR.