Celebrating the 127th birthday of the company known as Nintendo that went from traditional cards to love hotels to...

Celebrating the 127th birthday of the company known as Nintendo that went from traditional cards to love hotels to video games edition.

Previous thread: >FAQ and abbreviations and helpful links
pastebin.com/FSvbhnAi

>How to set up fresh 365s
imgur.com/U8n8I16

>/bet/ Advice
imgur.com/a/NcRrI

>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel

>Essential Reading
pastebin.com/vuwc1vUv

Other urls found in this thread:

dedi22.blogabet.com/
youtube.com/watch?v=mdZTRKBPzSA
pinnacle.com/en/betting-articles/betting-strategy-psychology/market-movement-in-betting
youtube.com/watch?v=9DXMDzqA-UI
youtube.com/watch?v=wJJVMyV-odU&list=PLhkRrUbp2a9Yne4lzIiQrIjUBxR49IZrx&index=5
youtube.com/watch?v=YtMRXFIvWBc
youtube.com/watch?v=GAziYLjR-28
azubu.tv/prodotaen
azubu.tv/prodotaen2
trackdota.com/
youtube.com/watch?v=6ZKEQd8AzsY
youtube.com/watch?v=3zHRQn_IShw
batmanstream.com/free-live-streaming-videos.html
youtube.com/watch?v=Zwv2_GkXJCU
youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
strawpoll.me/11291099
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

weird feet tbqh

2nd for the discord link to be put up in the sticky

3rd for BRISKET

Why did I get on Dodgers.

rockies ml is 1.6

You guys watch baseball?

>some mug on twitter has more sense than people here
what a crazy day

This you pal?
If so, pmsl

>tf
>mug

Why is rockies 1.68 for a SW?

Might go massive

is 1.9 now

#ONN

Will find you if this loses.

>That failed home run catch
pmsl, good bet so far.

can i get a random number 1-20 please

ASAP

2

thanks

Patriots will win every game until Brady returns and then lose that specific game. Cap this.

>beat the bills (easily)
>lose versus the 5th stringer browns
not sure about this one liddo

>I make claims about what will happen based on gut feelings without even looming at the schedule
No.

>rockies up 4-1
>now down 4-7
Where did it all go wrong?

It all went wrong when this fellow thought it'd be great to get on a sport not native to this cuntry

>get on Dodgers at 0-0
>they go 3-1
>consider suicide
>now 4-7
Feel pretty great desu.

>trusting your own country men to bet on luckswing
actually conisdered hopping on at evens, then hammering when it went 4-1; glad I just took a nap after the patriots game though

PSG DNB or PSG to score

Pmsl

shaking

crying

dying

isn't that like 1.2 odds

0 2.5 could be gud

What's everyone feelin this weekend? You lads ready for some college football?

Why DNB and not SW?

is there a lock, I dare asking??

Safety

acca?

1.2 odds will make you DAC eventually, because its accurately priced.

without an edge, in the long term no body will profit.

This.
Safety means nothing when the odds are 1.16.

What does DAC mean

down and crying/down a cunt

are you new kid?

Yep

So you're saying I need to bet on things lower than 1.2 otherwise i'll down a cunt?

So noted, friendo.

more than 1.2

this is the thing, in most 'big' leagues, the odds are an accurate representation of your chance of winning.

However, they take a 5% commission as well.

So for games with 1.2 odds, the chance of it happening is 83% (there's a calculator that converts betting odds into actual odds).

This means if you bet 20 dollars, you would have to win 5 games in a row to break even, and if you lose any of these 5 games, you would be DAC.

The chances you will win 5 in a row is not high enough to warrant such risk.

e.g in a game with 1.2 odds the chances you will break even is 24%

not very good.

low risk for very low reward.

first step is getting on tipster tube and following these tipsters:
toras angel
kkk
unitip
z tipster

and more

2. wait patiently for bets to be posted here.

typically you want to avoid australians

people will comment that is a good bet so just follow them

eventually you will gain knowledge and you will eventually make your own tips

But what if it was in an accumulator? Aren't the odds also indicative of the lower they are, the higher chance that they'll come through?

>blindleadingtheblind.jpg

What happened to wageslave lad? Palms are sweating right now.

Got fired

Wew, wageslaving not so bad anymore then

Morning lids

Whattaya think lids?

3.09 odds for 7 selections isn't good enough

That you're a fucking mong.

Sure, if you're a greedy sob. Whats your take on Barca?

Nykobing have been priced as underdogs in all but 1 of their Div1 games since they got promoted and yet they won 5 out of 8 games so far (1D, 2L). Home advantage plays a big role in Denmarks Div1, but considering Vejles rather poor form I think Nykobing are once again underrated.

Noted moite

>mentioning Unofraud and KKK
>not mentioning ARP and Bird
decent post though, INCREDIBLE how still doesnt understand

Have no idea. only know that they will be playing without missi.

interesting, they're also the team with most away points. Can only imagine there's something else going on

Follow KKK if you want to be DAC.

T. Lost his "special"

Think it's fairly normal that newly promoted teams are seen as dogs against teams that have been more or less solid in their league for many years. (Vejle have been Div1 for like 15+ years). Obviously Nykobings good run can also come to an end some time soon and I don't think they're favorites to win here (mostly because of home advantage, although that may not affect a promoted team as much), just think they have better chances than the odds imply. Gonna have to wait for team sheets and then decide if there's a bet.

lol

reminder if you are not i nthe discord group you are already missing value

VIRTUS PRO 2.1 -1.5 365

f5 was 3.2 now 2.66 on the handi, the last 25 lines i have tipped have closed in my favor

ZA WARUDO TOKI WO TOMARE

ODDS -----------> CRASHED

BOOM BOOM

scary looking man

also, i think the market with some value left is esports.

those who professionally bet or have good models don't do esports.

e.g this man is beating the market successfully. even if he is loosing, he is finding value and eventually a winner.

this fellow is a strange man. a weeb serbian nationalist, probably the worst combination a person can have

PMSL

Think discord's down but I sincerely apologise for that footy tip. Never would have thought the 2nd team on the ladder would get this devastated. Down $100, dream is dead and back to 900 DACS

beer sheva will still win tho

GUT YOURSELF

F5 WENT FROM 3.2 TO 2.2

Met Mirth in the club last night. What a legend that boy is

? did i not congratulate on your shrewdness?

STRANGE persona but i LOVE your TIPS

you are beating the market, which no one here actually achieves.

or not

SO bizarre. geelong loosing this heavily at home...

expecting a quiet riot in geelong

dedi unreal

Can't remember my login for blogabet, what did he tip?

Karmiel Safed v Hapoel Asi Gilboa
Hapoel Asi Gilboa 0 (Asian Handicap In-Play) (0-0) @ 1.950

SC Maccabi Ashdod v Bnei Eilat
SC Maccabi Ashdod (Draw No Bet) (0-0) @ 2.000


Hapoel Kfar Kana v Hapoel Beit Shean
Hapoel Beit Shean (Draw No Bet) (0-0) @ 2.200

how have his last 5 bets been?

Thanks

3 small losses 2 voids

Ajax or PSV SW?

link me to dedi's blogabet please

might post some esports tips later

dedi22.blogabet.com/

I'd go Ajax becasue they're at home against bottom of table Zwolle

All value no winners

holy shit the odd drop on the esports tips the croat nationalist posted.

i'd pay for your tips tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=mdZTRKBPzSA

F.R.I.E.N.D.S -1.5 2.35 PINNACLE SPORTS

5% YIELD 1.68

I HAVE A TT BUT THEY WONT FUCKING LET ME TIP WITHOUT CUSTOM BETS WHICH TAKE TOO FUCKING LONG

its ok bb

zA..............WARUDO

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY LOTS OF BETS TO MAKE LOTS OF MONEY

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

>5% yield ??????

threshold for addicts with giant roles

not gonna follow the esports meme until romansergio can prove that he can maintain a positive yield after 100 tips.

thing is the odds shifted over 0.5 in 20 mins on our favor.

this is the best indication of a value bet and the market speaks for itself.

still confused

that is the minimum threshold i would prescribe for value. it is 5%. i would make it 10% when im betting on a favorite

That doesn't at all mean that its a good bet lol. How long have you been gambling for if you think odds movement = value?

Euan thinks that though.

Im relatively new but from what ive read, including a pinnacle article, the accurate odds for a game can be seen about 1 hour before the game.

Of cause, there can be value and the odds do not shift; but in significant market movements it implies your bet was a value bet.

I basically bet on 89% for an event to occur when the actual theoretical percentage is 76% in a hypothetical situatoin

This is what stock markets are built on and i assume its the same case for betting markets

accurate odds are just as it comes in play when Toras tips pal

No he doesn't. Understand why odds move the way they do.
Do you keep a spreadsheet? What is your ROI?

/bet/ such a dire place

yes bro f5 @ 3.2 is totally not value thats why bet365 is begging me to cash out for a 20% profit on my stake

Yes he does. He is referring to you here

I like how in Poker I know that clueless people will eventually lose their money to me, but it is sad knowing that in sports betting, they usually just line the pockets of the bookies and not mine.

Referring to @71423193 that is either obvious (You) farming (should be a bannable offence) or just really thick

does anyone see value in mls markets?

ny city?

Can someone kick Albania from the discord? His username is forever_uac

pmsl you are clueless.

>pinnacle.com/en/betting-articles/betting-strategy-psychology/market-movement-in-betting

surely you have read this.

my spreadsheet b4 the horrendous all in lecester bet was 20% after 100 bets.

dont know why i went all in. I only invested $50 but it stil stung

thats the post i meant pal

>i've placed literally 62btc (around 35k euros) in bets, just on this site

jesus christ

FRIENDS 2.5 on 365

SUCH VALUE

SMACK IT

tiny on imperial -1.5 2.5 for wellplay 365

2.48 for imperial 1.5 2.5 for ele cup pinny/asia

what league does Friends play in?

sorry last post was messed up

IMPERIAL -1.5 PRODOTA CUP GOOD ABOVE 2.2 SMALL
IMPERIAL -1.5 ELEMENTS CUP GOOD ABOVE 2.2 SMALL
IMPERIAL -1.5 WELLPLAY GOOD ABOVE 1.8 MEDIUM

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

I have asked players on imperial and prodota on their rosters on twitter already.

powerrangers just suck too hard for me to care

WELLPLAY IS ON 365 @ 2.5, PRODOTA/ELE IS ON PINNY @ 2.48

Now down to $0 on my account, up to 50 if this wins, 208 if this and my multi win. Will penalize you if this loses.

on Kitche fh handi

youtube.com/watch?v=9DXMDzqA-UI

Barcelona SW worth it?

is this live?

Kitchee* 20 min in, don't recommend a bet anymore and FH market is perma-suspended anyway

noticed that

Drinking water out of a glass SO enjoyable.

>He doesn't drink warm milk right from the udder of his private dairy cow

>He STILL doesn't drink Farmhouse Gold

Christ, could you be anymore based?!

why are these good bets?

Not liking the Aussie love fest. They are criminals.

True, bet they didn't even make a phone call to place their in play bet

>Florida State (-7)
That's one I'm fairly sure about.

im confused. can you please put a proper post?

It's been 2 weeks and my beard is still shit.
Is suicide the only option?

Supplement vitamin D.
Have sex.

I regularly do one of those two

Have sex

Just been catching up with the tweets ! seen a bit of banter from the lads interesting

going on a psg SW Wigan DNB acca

bird going paid zzz four eyed greedy prick

Im sure someone will leak his tips here

NEED me gusta back

minoxidil

I grew a beard in 6 months

I'm on Imperial v Wellplay

Betting on gooks playing Dota might be a low point for my gambling addiction

Yeah I tried that, I actually have Minoxidil here, but the stuff I have (Kirkland with alcohol) irritates my skin, gives me dry flaky skin and like tiny pimples, like an allergic reaction.

Imperial Dota are an all Danish team (Formerly Danish Bears) and Power Rangers are Slavs.

Only gook in this tournament is this American

Erick Silva @ 2.40 is GREAT VALUE

UFC tomorrow night.

>Trusting this

Poor bastard. What's the point of your existence when you look like this?

model.txt

powerrangers are shocking right now. their ELO is fucking terrible but the bookmakers thought they were a good team

>yfw Danish Dota players don't even hide their piss bottles

lad, go to /d2g/ and post that--and ask them to explain 'the meme behind the picture' and they will dump about 10 images of him as a serial killer

cant find friends bet anywhere on b365

What do you think about Kaipi? I think they'll be worth a bet vs whoever faces them in WellPlay, they've been playing shocking in a lot of their games against shit opponents but very well vs good opponents.

Reckon they'll be value in the next month or so

its under prodota cup. its 2.25 now.

who are they playing? imperial?

if odds are near evens, i'd do imperial because fluff is playing with 250 ping.

hes a legit idiot, he posted some blog (lol) about how he wasn't handicapped by playing with such lag, which is bullshit. i trust the speed of light more than fluff's opinions and it shows. he feeds hard and drags kaipi down.

They aren't playing anyone until they play in the GF of the Final, where they play vs Imperial, PR (>) or ProDota

iirc it was "only" like 160 ping and I've seen him make clutch, well timed plays in the matches Kaipi has won since he's joined like split second SD disruption plays. Apparently for major quals he'll fly over to Europe so they'll only get better (I hope)

best thing to do is to hope they get better so they get overhyped then to lay the fuck out of them. they're not that great, know plenty of teams that would do them

>implying SexyBamboe isn't a god who will make me rich

Kaipi giving up first blood every game, easy money

Just cap it mugs.

speaking of value, beesa is a great player to bet on. he was playing some WESG qualifer and i backed them on every game that wasn't a dead rubber and he won

Don't think FDL will beat NP but it might be worth a low bet just in case.

FDL are probably the 4th best NA team behind EG, DC and NP (depending on how NP turn out) so they'll be good value if they match up vs coL because that coL team is terrible but people probably haven't noticed yet

where can i find a stream to the elements cup? dota game, starting really soon 15 mins

must be nice being a perma DAC slug who still has a 365 account

zzzzzzzzz enjoy your greasy tenners on bird tips

you mad lid? xD

You think /bet/ is a game
Posting erroneous tips will get you killed m8

>search /bet/ nothing
>nothing comes up
>realize the thread is made yet again by a dullard

Why are non Brits so stupid?

>mfw been purposely posting obscure tips that are DAC and lots of mugs in this thread get on them

fuckin lel

yeah they kicked ccc

God bless have fun

>mfw they kicked two players and added a Dong and a Wong

Apparently 747's good but VoidBoys never did anything, don't know about this 04 guy, too Schalke for my liking

like beesa very much because hes autistic and takes the game seriously so he always loses to better players and always wins against shit players

>always wins against shit players

coL gonna get dumpstered by Dong

Anyone ever bought surebets777 tips?

twitch(spam wtf)

.tv/epgtv

>not one mention

NOPS will win you rball worshipping mug

Need a winning for tonight's takeaway

can i have some ((you))s?

winning bet*

@71425604

No

Yorkshire to beat Middlesex

absolute effing tears if you're not on imperial to beat prodota @ elements cup

this was WORLD value

which sport?

Badminton

Cricket

Snooker

dota

DOTA

>Was 3.5 when I voted
>Now 2

HOWAY YORKSHIRE

I got in at 3.5, went to 4.3 shortly after.

Bet not voted

Was listening to Daily Politics and got words mixed up

Same happened to me but then it shot down to 2 and is now hovering between 2-3

Honestly if it was 4 I'd prob gotten scared and not bet

what if it draws? today is the final day, no way they'll get enough overs to win

If Middlesex get a wicket soon I think it'll be a draw but this Yorkshire partnership looks good at the moment, will need to play 20/20 cricket to win but reckon the could do it

>Carl Zeiss Jena
Team will obviously be much more focused and sharper, 2.1 is a large

bet magic..

DNB was the bet

Hodd to Slogg

I need it

>betting on Cricket

Pajeets.....

andrew neil is so based.

That's a £5er down the drain lads

missed another toras winner
zzzzzzz

Anyone else get delayed TT notifications on Android? how2fix

yes, always late. no idea how to fix

why not post it here?

PMSL

Imagine not being glued on Toras' feed waiting for a tip to pop up. It's like you don't want money

youtube.com/watch?v=wJJVMyV-odU&list=PLhkRrUbp2a9Yne4lzIiQrIjUBxR49IZrx&index=5

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

ZA WARUDO ! TOKI WO TOMARE !

When that Toras tip drops

youtube.com/watch?v=YtMRXFIvWBc

£10 on Middlesex at 5.0

Fuck yes lads

next Imperial/PDG game worth a punt?

why is dota_2_judge dac

Because esports are lotto. Not once in the 2 years I've browsed /bet/ have I seen evidence to the contrary

you should bet on lvl up game 2 live on pinny, go small if its above 2.0.

not liking this f5 draft

inb4 >laying against your original bet

really not liking f5's pick

everything i didn't tip, ended up winning. i literally couldn't be fucked spending 10 minutes per tip.

>deleting posts

have sex pls

actually i would advise people to NOT be live if you don't know anything about it.

sorry about that lads.

Bought the ps4 slim lads

Yesterday, I came on /bet/ and explained why it was a horrible idea, why it was basically burning money, to bet on the Texans. If you listened to me, you bet on the Patriots and you're now up large.

Now I ask, can the Red Sox win one more tonight? Is anyone thinking about taking them ML?

f5 won, imperial about to win, friends winning

Why not wait for the NEO?

yes

i bet on imperial to 6-0

scroll up, i posted my bets

Is e-sports profitable?

PROTIP: Any sport is profitable if you have info the bookies have not factored into their price.
Determining this is a matter of experience.

Thought there was strong value in the console.

Not much game to play on consoles atm anyway. NEO is the real value

Are you a big boy?

My penis is small but my roll is large

up MUMS today

just wanted to say that VP -1.5 is 1.564 now. I got on at 2.16.

Esports - ProDota Cup

Imperial -1.5 @2.10

Free money.

NEED A WORLD BET LIKE

>AIR
>BBC
>CLEAN WATER

>BBC
?????

;)

Centuries ago words were written to be a call and a spur to the faithful servants of Truth and Justice: Arm yourselves, and be ye men of valour, and be in readiness for the conflict; for it is better for us to perish in battle than to look upon the outrage of our nation and our altar. As the Will of God is in Heaven, even so let it be.

>when the lads all want to go to a super lame club

Alright lads, popped my winnings from the Brabrand game on Imperial 2-0ing PDG

youtube.com/watch?v=GAziYLjR-28

I'm pretty much all about sports games so I have no real complaints right now about game selection.

...

nice one

i'll post a stream in 25 mins when it starts

I know the stream, it's fucking Azubu

I've been following my boys Kaipi long enough to know how shit the ProDota Cup is

azubu? i was watching on twitch

wtf is azubu

Azubu is what the ProDota Cup is hosted on
azubu.tv/prodotaen
azubu.tv/prodotaen2

trackdota.com/

i see

when does the stream start

wish esport virgins would fuck off and stay out of bet
you're not welcome here
you never will be
fucking nerds

I pray you'd be stupid enough to say that within my hearing someday.

...

where do you live mate ?

can someone post the pic of the Britlard in the suit? pretty sure he's a tripfag here.

...

got u senpai

Wait sorry, that is actually TennisTipster

mortgage on legia

or did you want this one?

this perhaps?

This one is my favourite

>that tie

everytime.

where the fuck is this dota game?

it's half seven and it ain't not on anywhere!!

Will find you one day.

>ain't not on
Got me scratching my head

going on a date with the bird on the left tonight, how jealous are you guys?

Romansergio banter with the denser part of TT so so so enjoyable

These tournaments are weird

iirc the WellPlay and the ProDota ones don't really have a proper timetable, and its just "when the teams can play". That means that the Gosu/Liquipedia schedules are all fucked up

azubu.tv/prodotaen

Go to teams Liquidpedia pages and the schedules will be there and have links to streams

Why do British people have no chins?

>imperial getting rekt early game

They gave up the Luna and Shadow Demon combo too

This game is over

imperial ahve a tower advantage atm.

it's far from over desu

(i hope)

who /outshagging/ tonight?

Depends how late this goes. With a Drow, if Imperial win another teamfight like that they can get a tower and maybe two guaranteed.

>drow dies but win teamfight
we c-comeback n-now

Tampa Bay @1.9 is a LARGE

The Red Sox are the hottest team in baseball with an 8 game winning streak and a dominant offense. They also have Drew Pomeranz pitching who has a great 3.4 ERA

The Rays are the worst team in the AL east and 23.5 games back of the Red Sox, and they have Chris Archer pitching who has a terrible 8-18 record.

Everything point to an easy Red Sox win, there can only be one explanation for the line being set at evens, the bookies are trying to trap people into betting on the Red Sox.

.. shall we tell him?

hup xx

>having a roll less than 15k

pleb

>imperial lost the early game
>mid game fairly even
>PD have the late game

Good thing PD are actually very shit

> not having more than one trading account

everybody get a load of this slug

no one to go out with zzzzzzzzzz

take me under your wing

holy shit they're awful

>that team fight
>i completely forgot about the tower advantage
>this high ground push

PD are atrocious desu

so imperial are playing again tomorrow

but any other DOTA to bet on for tonight? never realised how good this is to watch

put all your money in this stock lad they are literally going to cure cancer, price is likely going over $100 in the next few years

what would happen if you just bet on the better team every game?

>bet on barca, real, bayern, man city etc etc to win every game (single bets)
>???
>surely profit?

dunno lag. guess no one ever thought about doing that. give it a go and report back

inbreeding leads to mouthbreathing and that causes underdevelopment of the jaw/chin

>joe and the boys laughing at you all.gif

When was the last time you had sex pal?

test post please ignore

>Not TT and his m8s

Here. CBA. Club is shit. Got a headache. Don't even want to drink. Tomorrow I'm going to Oktoberfest, so no idea why I should waste time and money going out tonight.

seriously, what would happen? why isn't no one giving me real answers?

those in the gif aren't somali though.

because you are a low IQ slug who needs to have sex

Anyone on the DOTA2 - Northern Arena BEAT Invitational later?

Please have sex

Fox to lose to Evernova is as close to a sure thing as you'll get but all of those teams playing tonight are truly, truly awful

>Fox to lose to Evernova is as close to a sure thing
why is this?

Fox are a bunch of literally whos and pub players whereas Evernova have players who have actually played in real tournaments before, including Mason who is pretty much an NA Dota legend

so -1.5? or just ML?

how do you know this btw? i've been playing dota for a while but only recently got into watching tourneys and shit

Why aren't you /outshagging/ tonight?

Fucks sake. Take this e sport shit somewhere else.

It's all well documented and I've been watching since late 2013

Sorry lad, will stop now

why? it's betting on sports

e-sports is considered a sport. these people get sports visas when travelling to and fro tournaments. it's carried on virtually all sportsbooks

it deserves to be here. it can't have it's own thread, it'll be so inactive and there's no need to split betting into separate subthreads

so SO tired

Anyone in or around Liverpool want to go /outshagging/ ?

no value at all, dont touch

i topped imp 6-0 because the odds were generous

what about evernova

Wh don't we /stayinshagging/ ?

any dominos codes kicking about lids?

I'm up for it where we going

yeh

K1K3L0L

dunno i only moved here recently so not got a clue pal

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I THOUGHT IMPERIAL WOULD WIN

FUCK MY LIFE

DAC DAC DAC

>Moving to Liverpool

>Euan thinks hes a Finnish judge
>Toras out judges him and takes over

>Euan thinks hes a Gibraltar judge
>new Gibraltar tipster is gonna do the same

pmsl

dont tell me you went big

specifcally stated small for the imp games, they are over evens so bet accordingly.

if you bet for a fixed profit per stake, you should be UAC from imperial bets today

>living in London

i NEED them to win this next game

is it gonna happen?

>He doesn't live in Manchester

pmsl

>He doesn't live in the Midlands

/outshagging/ but have to pop in to tell you to place your roll on Linares tomorrow. He does not lose.

looking forward to this

>botafogo
>atletico mineiro

rofl

LITERALLY NEED IMPERIAL TO WIN THIS FINAL GAME


other wise i will be DAC a cunt

>he doesn't live in Nottingham

>But Nottingham is in the Midlands

is it you?

américa are shit m8, they will play a decent match but will concede one or two goals in the second half

>internacional
pic related

>Not getting on Dortmund to win + O2.5 double

>not having sex

Sorry m8 I live in the north west just Liverpool m8 the only place worse you could say is like Blackpool or something

Blackpool is fucking magnificent ya screb. Bet you live in Bolton pmsl

Blackpool is a fucking shithole

any american bets?

going on ny city

absolute blow out winner


have sex

Speak for yourself

>4 hours into a poker tournament and about 10 minutes away from the money
>the poker gods give me pocket kings and give some other cunt pocket aces

so what's everyone having for takeaway?

Eating your mums pussy tonight lid

Weekly bowcat roll call.
All bowcats report in

bit rude

@71430999
Reporting in

Nice trips too, but I'm saving my (you)s for something better

@71430999
#IN
Still don't understand how people see being a bowcat as a bad thing desu

So so many people need to have sex in this thread

>Tfw not out with Hass in London tonight

NEED DW/EVERNOVAS TO WIN THIS..

Here. Also a browncat.

Just had phone sex with my lovely gf. Whats the bet?

Mets ML (med/large)

chasing play offs, cards lost earlier, phillies are atrocious, super hyped after last nights amazing game


easy win this, would be careful about 1.5. but ML should be easy

Have sex.

On

why? mets should win this. about 83% according to my model

New York City FC is such easy money.

Facing Chicago fire who have nothing to play for, and they're on an unbeaten home streak of six games

>muh model
Laying this

absolute tears

post slip then, if its more than £100 i will get on

as if you could possibly match how much i put on

just trust me. this is easy money. my last post on this tip because i cba

zzzzz once again, have sex you small minded little man.

>not out shagging freshers because I fell for the plumbing meme

according to my model is my gimmick lid. I suggest you stop using it, won't say it again.

why would you want to be shagging freshers?

anyone who would fuck some random guy on their first week of uni is a massive slut

you might as well just get an 18 year old escort and have a better sexual experience if thats all you want

only problem is you cant tell the LADS how deep you were inside some pussy i suppose

dull man

>tfw not out with Calijah in Derby

>Tfw now out with Euan in Glasgow

>not wanting to be out with Ross and the boys

>that absolute danger among dangers on the left

>Tfw not shagging Hass in London

lol, 2-0 Phillies. Stop pretending you know shit about baseball

>game is over at top of 2nd

don't post again, dude. save yourself the embarrassment and just leave the thread now before i get all smug

brian cox's son (juve) second from left.

ok, 'dude', don't have a cow man

>Tfw not partying with TT and the gang

VERY strange man.

reback the mets if you have a single cell in your brain lol

>tfw not pillaging with TT and the pirates

>Not noncing with Hass

>tfw not ostracising blacks with Liebermann

such a strange man.

get on diamond back ml @ 2

>Not sitting in a pub being awkward with Juve

>tfw not happy inside

Tears if you're not on mets

>Not under Retards wing, snuggled tight

No time for a writeup but Selkirk, Huntly and Bonnyrigg Rose are all overpriced in the Scottish Cup tomorrow. Fraserburgh win too but price is too short so throw them in an accumulator with others.

TEARS

Listen you fucking mong. There's over 2/3 of this game to go.

1111111111111111111

22222222222222222222

Whydo you keep spamming this?

who /preparingtomorrow'scheekyacca/ here

Going to be dangerously DAC if Diamondbacks don't win.

Wow Mets comeback, I apologise to that shrewd user.

>tfw all the lads are /outshagging/

>that mest dp
Got on at 1.3 before that h-haha

So Lester ManU o3 and btts, right?

what odds?

>folowed 3 mug nfl bets
all three lost.

how do redditors keep betting? all of them are utterly DAC

had a good night but you gotta stay humble.
youtube.com/watch?v=6ZKEQd8AzsY

DAC ASF

This is far from acceptable. NEED donations pronto

Which games did you get on?
>patriots +1 was a gift
lots of comebacks today for some reasons, angels were 4-6 by the 8th but won 10-6, same goes for pirates 5-4 bottom 9th to win 5-6 by 11th
unlucky day

ncaa matches + arizona

feel like hull city +2 @ 1.9 is a decent bet.

Hull City's XI isn't bad at all. Mason is a quality player and if Hull play defensively, I feel like they wont concede more than 2 goals

pmsl, you got on the gt +10 and smu +21 yesterday/today?
been watching this to cap off my day of FEASTING, all favorites won today that I bet on;
youtube.com/watch?v=3zHRQn_IShw

got on smu +21
overs for michigan

PMSL

Reddit SO SO clueless

literally 6 tipsters posted the same tips and they all lost

smu was actually dece, tcu only put up 6 points in the first half
live lines dropped to -12, smu defensive player ejection might have finally got taken advantage of in the 2nd half though
but didn't the michigan game cover the over? I thought it did at least vs colorado

Really regret not quickly putting a small on Wozniacki to win set 2 @10 right after she was broken

>from 5-4 to 5-7
>rank 4 polish player losing to a crippled lesbian player
really makes you think

That's what I rarely bet underdogs. If I like a close dog, I'll jump on the moneyline. If I don't think a big favorite can cover, I just don't touch it.

I jumped on under 60.5 in the TCU/SMU game in a live bet in the 1st quarter. Got it at +233. Easy bet. TCU and Baylor keep having inflated overs due to reputation. Neither team is scoring like they used to.

Glad to see USC already destroyed an underdog ML parlay that I loved. Chokers.

Pretty much the only PL line I like this week. I tried to make a muggy accy and couldn't find enough games that I like.

>tfw remember when I bet 500 dollarydoos on oregon vs tcu in their bowl game
>tcu qb got suspended and oregon became massive favorites
>lead 31-0, meme qb gets injured at half time
>tcu comes back to tie for OT and win
but
>trusting suc with your money

>listening to Reddit

Why would you ever do this?

Army (-14) at Buffalo and FSU (-5)!!! at USF are my best bets for tomorrow.

Blackburn +.5
Rotherham ML

like blackburn a lot

put the two picks on an acca?

are these medium picks? have no idea about nfl, especially ncaa

can i get a random number between 1-20 please

8

I'm very confident about Army. They are a good team. Buffalo is my local university... they are fucking terrible.

Florida State is a riskier pick because they got BTFO last week, but they have elite talent and there's no reason they won't beat USF by at least a touchdown.

I also like the OVER for Michigan/Penn State.

11

>tfw almost transferred to colorado a year ago, but got too scared of high altitude
What do you think of the louisville match, marshall is bad/don't have their starter qb tomorrow
>losing by 20 after leading 21-7 in 1st q as 18 pt favorites

Rate my acca. Will translate if needed. Also does any aussie bros know where I can watch the games in Melbourne?

>Forgot picture....

4/10

enough reward for the risk taken but i highly doubt this comes in. worth a tenner probs.

liverpool over 2.5- is that team goals or over all?

Hull city will not concede more than 2 imo, constantly under-rated but they have a solid squad.

leicester o 1.5 - could see this coming through

Everton SW - on paper it should come through but bournemouth are heavily under performing. Eddie's boys are fantastic on the offense and im expecting a rebound in their fortunes soon. This could be that game.

Middlesbrough 01.5 - wont come in. it depends on who plays. i follow tottenham heavily and this week the squad are going to rotate. If Harry Winks plays, and the traditional back 4 do not play, this could occur. However, if they play their proper squad, middlesbrough simply wont score. Tottenhan's Defensive Mid with Dier, Wanyama and Dembele is truly formidable. the back 4 is the best in the league.

Westbrom: see this coming thru, highly rate chadli and crew

Sunderland BTTS: this should come through tbqh

Man City + 0 2.5: this should come through. unfortunately, swnasea are in trouble due toe rifts between the coach and the players. still hope swansea can pull of a fight here.

sporting globe if there's one near you. or else r/soccerstreams is a good source

Yer I'm most concerned about the liverpool and Middlesbrough games tbqh. And yes its over 2.5 team goals; i.e. liverpool. On their day they can blow teams away though.
Middlesbrough spurs is very interesting to me. Dier, dembele and rose might not play and kane is 100% not playing. Middlesbrough with a fit squad could cause trouble at home.

Other bets should just slide in there, if Sunderland doesn't fuck it up

It's about a few seconds to a minute behind but I usually use this to stream sports but I haven't streamed a soccer match on this site so no idea if they're on here on not but it might be worth checking out tonight.
batmanstream.com/free-live-streaming-videos.html

And how long you here for?

Just have my phone with me, so can't stream stuff atm. Would prefer a sports bar or something. In melbs for about three months or so, came here last week.

Can only think of some Tab shops in the city or you could get some ideas if any ads show up if you have a non-subscription TV, otherwise there's the more comfy one like if there's any nearby. Also the Melbourne Show is happening, traffic in the city v annoying until Tuesday.

Since when has Bet been this dead? I wanna chat some god damn shit

its 8:40 am in uk and 3 am in us

its always dead rn

hows melbourne tho why are you on a chinese cartoon discussion website

Its 8:45am friendo. Why you in Australia for so long?

But I don't caaare I want to talk talk to peopleeee :(((
Melbs is nice, quite cold though. Seems to be a lot of Asian immigration here but that's alright as I have a thing for Asian chicks.
Where you at?

Doing the working holiday thing. Haven't worked yet though

down at a surburb called point cook

far from the city, where u at

the CBD is basically JUST chinesepeople. most are work expereince/student visas im guessing because they dont speak english well and haven't intergrated at all.

most of the ones that have integrated, like the 2nd gen viets are fine tho.

will imperial -1.5 v power rangers come through? thought that was a bet for yesterday.

also taking spread for army + blackbun +0.75

are these going to come thru? lost too much on the mug ncaa bets

yeayea we're up at flinders backpackers just outside cbd. Gonna go for some weed now tho

go to 8 bit for some burgers

go to melbourne CITY library if you want to read soem books, play fifa, read comics/manga + internet access.

also, if you are looking for a very cheap feed, go to port phillip arcade and go to the chinese place.

cheapest food in the city.

also go the queen victoria market and get boreks, also a very cheap feed.

There's quite a bit to do in Melbourne, you just need to put in a bit of effort.

ENJOY

Hey pumo/Sergio/Curse/Judge/etc can you threaten Toras to not tip after midnight on TT? I'm assuming everyone but me have made millions by their advantage of the Toras.

she is a strong willed, independent woman.

degenerate men like us cannot do anything

Alright thanks mate

:)

any aussies going to perth v edgy today?

dedi surreal

zzzzzz give me the discord link asap

?

Could just imagine if everyone on /bet/ moved to Australia, telling people apart would be horrid.

>And Jared Donaldson outright gave up
Can't stop being so DAC today

Do they WANT the 10 10 10 10?

>516profit in 137 tips

how

10 10 10 10 10 10 10 1010 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 1010 10 10 10

hup HUP and awayyyyyyyy

Guys can I come to someone's house to watch utd - leicester? Can bring goon and chips and what not

Throat cancer, genital herpes on your goddamn face & in your mouth would be a few points of contention.

>bowcatting slags

the fix is in lads

Betting Dave is LARGE on Barca -2 ah. No btts stupid coupons here.

>betting dave being on an asian handicap
Strange post, this

why lad, you have a lot going for you:

- white
- native scotsman
- positive ROI
- well-kept perm
- haven't sucked dogs off for quavers (yet)

scary thought that someone as priviliged like you is not happy inside

Taking a shower, don't post any worldies until I'm back okay?

This, does he know about starving africans or people getting shot in usa for being black

who is dedi

do you want to come to point cook? PMSL

if your in the city go to young and jackson. its been there for ever and there will be enough people there for a good atmosphere.

pints quite expensive but comfy place.

its on TV so surely you can watch were you are staying?

dedi22.blogabet.com/

is this legit? might go massive

>tfw variance

JUST got out of the shower in time for a based Toras tip, dumped my new tiny roll on it. If this doesn't come through will be in tatters.

Is there a better hangover cure than waking up to a TorasAngel 10/10?

>email server @51

Wew lad.

anyone on pohang.

>365angel

>Still 0-0

is skybet only available to the uk?

For sure, I gave to see that part of town sometime don't I? Might just go to the pub if you chicken out tho

>first Toras bet in a few months i'm on
>still 0-0
Worried desu

Rich Boy sellin' crack
Dope niggas wanna jack
Shit tight no slack
Just bought a Cadillac (THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH!)
Just bought a Cadillac (THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH!)
Just bought a Cadillac

its a boring suburb

also on. sorry guys

Fuck off TT

Forseeing a GBK goal in the next 6 minutes

Thank you based Aussie.

Gj

>365Angel

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(no you)s

feels bad

>Suspend on PK DA

gasping

They seem to have stepped up their game.
V V worried

...

Went to the bookies to get one big Dave's 7 team acca for today. Walked past a woman outside a church. She said, "Jesus loves you. Give your life to Jesus."
"lmao, I dont have a life," I replied

2222222222222222222222222222222222222222

TORAS SO FIT

how did you say 'lmao' in real life?

Need 7 more

>giving that unfunny post (You)'s

"el ehm ayy oh"

tfw i kissed a finnish girl once
was nice desu

lllllmuhoh

was toras tip in asia / easy to get on ?

le mao

tfw never kissed a girl and i'm 25 next week

are you profitable tho?

no, just got on leicester dc and then they concede from a corner

WE GETTING ARAB MONEY

Okay, I see. You may want to get your hands on some Castor beans, they can come in handy when you feel it's time to go.

PMSL

leicester SO SO disappointing.

their midfield is so toothless, can't believe i bet 500 on them against hull

they are useless without kante

Post your UAC songs

youtube.com/watch?v=Zwv2_GkXJCU

>implying im not perma dac
youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc

Leicester are a one season meme team.
They'll be fighting relegation again within the next 5 years.

You're not alone..
youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4

Leicesters performance is shocking considering how fucking terrible Man U are

strawpoll.me/11291099
strawpoll.me/11291099
strawpoll.me/11291099

Important poll, please vote

None of the above.

just kolmonen lad

Is there any good bet for Celtic?

FUCKING GBK FUCK FUCK FUCK

DOWN INSANE

Never in doubt with GBK to be frank famalamadingdongs

Bournemouth v Everton
Liverpool v Hull
Middlesbrough v Tottenham
Stoke v West Brom
Sunderland v Crystal Palace
Swansea v Man City
Arsenal v Chelsea

I got
Everton
Liverpool
Tottenham
Draw
Draw
City
Chelsea

Opinions?

>cash out gbk after they concede
>they score literally 5 minutes later
Why does this always fucking happen to me.

kys

>Cashing out
>Ever


PLEASE. PLEAAAASEEEE have sex

Except if I hadn't cashed out they wouldn't have fucking scored again.
I am literally cursed, you mong.

Oh, that makes sense. Why didn't this absolutely rational thought cross my mind?

are you new?

if you got on her original tip you still would have had profit. this means the risk was worth taking

It is rational.
I can't think of a single time where I don't cash out and my team turns it around or I do cash out and they don't.
It is literally every time.

Her original line had gone by the time I got on.
This is another problem, tt always seem to wait 10 minutes before emailing me.

In my opinion, you need to have sex

Why arent you tipping Kolmonen pal?

No value

There is value, you just cant find it.

ok

Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea.
Screencap this.

strange post, this

>tfw betting against my home club is no longer profitable

>tfw forgot to bet this before bed

>tfw got the Euan song stuck in my head

NEED Finchy like AIR

NEED Everton, Liverpool, Tottenham and Man City goals like AIR.

NEW