Patriots vs Texans Final Game Thread

what animes are always posted?

>bill belichick will never be the coach of your team

Texans did shit this game.

Maybe next time.

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Pay Collins

>Hopkins will live the same life Andre Johnson did

Its a shame

Would need to coach for like another 10 years to do that. I don't think he'll do that.

CHECKDOWN FEST

>nice hands Larry will never win a ring with the Pats

Fugg

>no more thursday night football on cbs

i don't have nfl network
welp

The Ricardo lockette

>bill trying to let these cows score

DON'T GIVE THEM HOPE

BREAK THEM NOW

>tfw Bill Belichick coaches your team

>been posting all night
>passing out (You)s left and right
>not a single (You) was received

>bill belichick was the coach of your team but was fired

>24/38
>196 Yds

Jesus Christ Brock.

Is this nigga incapable of dragons?

@71418250

kys

Could the Coogs beat the Texans?

you think Bill enjoys destroying his former assistants?

I'm watching on CBS right now

I got some (You)'s for you

Here

Also yfw they get a pick six from the redzone

>@

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Belichick gonna lead Brazil to the hexa?

i'm so glad they kept Hightower/Collins instead of Jones+ hightower or collins

why?

>jimmy g looked like a young brady first two games

if anything he'll dump bradys ass when he starts playing like garbage.

i'll take 3 superbowls with jimmy over tom's 1-2 superbowl win

Ask the Mangina

>texans are still running the ball
I don't get it

he would need a Joe Pa or Wade Philips deal where's they're the head coach in name only but someone else is actually calling the shots.

I bet he fondles himself to it

less than 200 yards on 40 attempts

Here's a >(you) buddy

I want a shutout.

Have my Goldy.

here you go friend

Shut up you Dutch faggot

Will the pats cream Buffalo like this next week?

love live

rate this sloot brahs

Will the browns ever do anything right?

He probably could do it desu

worth reposting

There are more than enough Raildex characters to associate with each team in the league

I wish I had the autism to do it myself

Is Patriots defense elite?

have mine

kind of a fallaway dudley death drop gone very wrong

I call bullshit on that for 3 reasons.
1. Sean handing out yous like candy to anybody, probably to drunk to realise a lot of them weren't even Toxin fans.
2. You posted this shit last Thursday.
3. I just gave you this one.

GUYS, WE'RE ONLY UP BY 27!

6/10

Flat and basic

>trying to bait newfags by false flagging
I see right thru your ruse

he just loves destroying

definitely top 5

I meant from next week on, my man.

here fampai

Yes, and also underrated

>Toxins
Literally the worst team in the entire NFL.

Dubs and the Browns would beat them if they played each other.

ywn know the feeling of being overpaid by the toxins and subsequently exposed by the patriots

Is he a big guy?

Bill Belichick was the head coach of the current Baltimore Ravens. He was sacked in '95 and you guys first played in '99. How could he have been your coach?

Doubtful, but they'll win.

Miller >>> Watt

Vikings for her.

ALL THE TEXANS HAD TO DO IS STACK THE BOX AND FORCE THE PASS

WHAT THE FUCK WENT WRONG?!?!?!

DONT START WITH THE SPECIAL TEAMS MEME SHIT.

theyre just taking next week off

cbs has tnf until the end of october.

honestly cant wait until its over since i don't have cbs on Vue and cant be bothered to dig up an antenna.

2 out of the Texans past 4 games have been shutouts.

Solid seven

Poor chest, nice bottom half, peytons forehead.

6/10 basic

Based

What, why?

correct

They kept committing turnovers and penalties. Killed themselves.

9/10

Rüde

Last team the Patriots held scoreless: 2012 Miami Dolphins

they finished 7-9

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they both didn't do shit this game. Miller has no tds + less than 50 yards rushing. Watt has no sacks, or QB hits, or hurries

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Patriots would have won if Edelman started.

Zero arm definition
Will be far by 30
Ugly dog face
Would not pee on/10

what was the line on this shit

looks like she has a great personality

8, great skin and hair, good makeup

I WOULD GIVE ER THE TOP O MY MORNING LADDIE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN SENPAI DESU BAKA

>I'm gonna make you feel like the Texans

underage/10

>leaving your starting quarterback in the game up 27-0 in the 4th quarter

i need a gf

i was expecting a decent game, but texans decided to stay in houston. why would anybody want to stay in houston. i wasted my whole night watching this "game." thanks texans

I guess you can say, Houston has a problem.

>Pats destroying
>Simms salty asf

Love it

Welp the Texans are back to being shit again.

kek

9/10

KEK

Was Bill that kid who would always knock over your blocks?

Wouldnutinsidepussyandasshole/10.

this fucken guy

you dont go out offten do you brah?

think he meant Von, m8

they would've won if Bill Belichick started at QB

Get this
Texans +1

9/10 fucking almost perfect

5/10

Meant Von.

7/10

EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY

>Brady returns against Cleveland

lmao thats not fair. Stop bullying them

he's your only quarterback

here's one more for ya m8

Big winners tonight:
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BILL BELICHICK
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Proving that he is this team.

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PATS FANS
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Knowing that BB will keep the team good for a while.

Big losers tonight:
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TOM BRADY
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The times he has been injured or suspended, New England has gotten along fine without him. He has no bearing on the team's success.

Well Texans tanked hard for Vegas. I picked Patriots to win, but for a shut out? There is no way a team plays this bad without somebody working for a fix.

Enjoyed watching you crumble yet again, Texans.

Good show.

GET MEME'D ON

Shut up

>Bill having fun

This is the best

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No one will argue with you at this point. Just hope the Watt noise would die the fuck down.

why are her eyes so far apart? those eyebrows are shit. 5/10

DAT SMILE LOL

Cheeky cunt

BELICHICK MEMEING TEXASS JEJ

Punter putting on a fucking show

SYSTEM PUNTER

SYSTEM PUNTER

SYSTEM PUNTER

SYSTEM PUNTER

Calling a fair catch on the 2?

hot

So did anyone call the suicide hotline to get help for Goodell?

>brady comes back against the fucking browns
God have mercy.

The fucking least the Toxins could do is give us a Hopkins dragon. Pls

why did he fair catch that?

or why did he actually catch it?

pussy

FAIR KEK AT THE 5

Ryan Allen sneaky one of the best players on the field tonight. He was a big part of the problem last week in the second half, handing Miami great field position every punt. Got that fixed this week.

In recent memory with the 3-4, run D was merely top 10. Pass D was bottom 5. Its too early to determine this year with the different schemes and match-ups.

Can we just trade Watt at this point?

>Fair catching at the 4 yard line

So wait...where did her ass come from? Can't be the Irish parent, but the Japanese one seems unlikely also.

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Let's role play
I'll be the trucker
You be the teenage meth head

This. How fucking shook can you be?

EMBARASSING

Post game here

>Big losers tonight:
People who fell for the Edelman meme

Fucking trying to deflate the football

What's his QBR this week?

There's no hope left to be had

>tfw want to be pegged so badly

one breast/two

with Ryan/McCourty on him?

kek no. All he was getting was those sideline catches

As if you have any right to judge anything you absolute turbo faggot.

It's very rare that I actually think someone stranger on the internet should kill themselves but you are an exception.

THERE'S STILL TIME ON THE CLOCK WHY ARE YOU QUITTING!!!!

that's about what i thought, i heard they were "favored"
what a gameplan though, holy shit. i know the 5d space chess shit is just a meme but that's really how it feels sometimes.
rip big vince :(

why do the browns have the worst luck?

I literally thought Romeo Cronell was dead.

>Fair catch at 2 yeards line
lmao

lrn2history
Bill never coached the Ravens.
The Browns owner moved them to Baltimore to become the Ravens, a COMPLETELY separate franchise. Ted Marchibroda was the first Ravens head coach; Bill was fired after the '95 season, the last for the old Browns.
The "new Browns" materialized in 1999 after mass protests by Cleveland fan, and is a continuation of the old Browns. All of Cleveland's history is considered part of the Browns.

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF AIRPLANE IS THIS

No, thats Dennis Green

>Goodell inadvertently allowed Belichick to increase his coaching knowledge while also giving Brady a chance to come back mid-season rested

because they have self-respect and know how to lose with grace

you'd look like a fool trying to bomb it at this point vs belichick, unless you wanna get laughed at as it's picked off on national tv and returned for a huge touchdown making your loss even more embarassing

Looks like an Airbus

A380 Airbus

A chodebus

a squashed picture of a normal airplane

TASTY BRISKET WINS THE DAY

Looks like an airbus A380

I saw one team that was 100% ready to play and one team that wasn't ready at all. Simple as that honestly. Texans fans should put all the blame on Bill O'Brian for the team getting shut out.

So what's the excuse this time?

I guess he wasn't who I thought he was.

>Brady's first post-suspension victim will be the Cleveland Browns

>Bill Belichick was the coach of your team, but then your owner died and he didn't like the new one

Rated

Btfo

I thought garbage time.existed so you didnt get blown out

HI

7/10, would be 9 if bigger bubis

That would be an Airbus A380, the largest airliner in production

Hey Brock, its garbage time.

Why didn't get 2 TDs and 200 extra yards bro?

>mfw the pats win the superb owl

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Where was Gay Gay Watt tonight, overrated meathead is what he is

Why does bortles look so old

NO KHORNE NO

>Scott Zolak fucked up in tv right now

lel

not too slutty; alert, has some purity

adequat for the subrubs

6.8

thats an airbus a380 user

Would bone/10

That's a 1 and not a 0 in my world.

>favour

remove yourself from the country, Gord