/heem/

What did he mean by this Edition?

It's another 'Dana and the UFC fuck over the fans by not creating the most exciting fights just to try and prove a point to the fighters' Edition.

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mmamania.com/2016/9/22/13013210/conor-mcgregor-not-injured-wants-eddie-alvarez-fight-khabib-nurmagomedov-ufc-205-new-york-mma
sherdog.com/fighter/Michael-Guymon-4015
youtu.be/Yjl8JvlCQHM?t=7m9s
youtube.com/watch?v=FF9NpvKQGQg
ufc.tv/video/luke-rockhold-vs-ronaldo-souza-strikeforce-barnett-vs-kharitonov
youtube.com/watch?v=tXb_4YYFeog
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youtu.be/b4AAEbzNS-A
youtu.be/WUOXESZh0pM
youtu.be/FF9NpvKQGQg
youtu.be/uVxGdb_VBrA
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/ufc-fight-night-95-early-weigh-in-results-10-a-m-et-1-1
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/lineup-finalized-for-ufc-204-and-its-going-to-be-an-all-nighter-in-manchester
mmafighting.com/2016/9/23/13019210/heavyweight-title-defense-jared-rosholts-debut-set-for-wsof-35
youtube.com/watch?v=WGhmWhABfCw
fightland.vice.com/blog/a-brutally-honest-look-at-cyborg-vs-rousey
foxsports.com/ufc/story/ronda-rousey-nearing-return-to-the-ufc-092216
youtube.com/watch?v=9li7lwVLJhg
flocombat.com/article/46513-joanna-jedrzejczyk-vs-karolina-kowalkiewicz-set-for-ufc-205
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>TFW you want your girl to get to the UFC
>TFW you know she will be incredibly out sized.

>fuck over the fans
Really wish you faggots would stop acting like you speak for everyone.

Would you rather pet Paige or the pupper?

insha allah brothers the belt will soon be ours

>any time
>anywhere
>any place

>except during ramadan

strawpoll.me/11283143

Pupper everytime. Post heem related puppers

Eddie is a coward.

i'm not a real fite fan because this is way too specific a request for my /heem/ folder

Imagine being Eddie.

Thinking you would get that red panty night. Believing now it's time to shook up the world with a win over Conor.

Then uncle Dana gives you Kebab instead.

i wouldnt sign desu

fuck khabib, that's the difference between many hundred thousands of PPV buys and eddie probably getting points now off his champ contract

>Mighty Mouse is doing a video game tournament in 2 weeks
weird

...

...

Will sergio ever recover?

...

5/5 on those ground and pound shots

...

...

Who is this scrub lmao, he keeps getting KOd

ALL your boys will lose.

i'm here to get some fooken tats

>yeh give me my name in big letters yeh
I don't get tattoo people

Who here Platinum?

Some old Brazilian with hopes and dreams

based rumbull

Imagine being on a cocaine bender for 8 hours straight, then walking into a tattoo parlour. That's the Mac Loif

nice get

>yeah fooken gorilla with a crown or sum ting
>doubt me now

My boy is JBJ.

>dee's gonna fookin love dis

you're goddamn right

Honest question: I know the hype is largely undeserved and fake- mostly stemming from staredown antics, a racist cornerman, and a ridiculous Helwani interview. BUT- does anyone actually see potential in Platinum? I really do, bullshit aside- I can see him contending for the title in 2018.

HOW DO WE FIX BELLATOR?

>Alvarerez

Is JBJ the opposite of a can crusher? All of his title opponents were credible

What's there to fix?

Sign Platinum when he gets cut from the UFC.

Can somebody explain this whole Mike Perry meme to me?

>I know the hype is largely undeserved and fake

YOU FUCKING HERETIC

He's a wacky dude and got a big win on short notice out of nowhere so there's a hypetrain forming.
I don't get the Cred Forums shit though, one of his cornermen said that racist joke (and later got caught for beating his wife, big surprise)

Mike "Spook the Gook" Perry

THOUGHT YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND

AAAAAHHHHHHHH

>Not "Shook the Gook"
Fail

those words don't rhyme

It doesn't rhyme Pedro

>Mike "Gook chink or jap, they'll all take a nap" Perry
>Mike "Can't open your eyes? Time to meet your demise" Perry
>Mike "Nuke the gook" Perry
>Mike "The slant eye must die" Perry
>Mike "Come from the East? I like you the least" Perry

1. ortiz-bonnar and a meme guy with a mask on his head
2. gracie-shamrock time travelling kinda thing
3. kimbo-yesyes
4. please stay tunned for 30 minutes of fucking nothing until we tell our monkeys to do some actual networking job
5. no big beefs or crossover trashtalking whatsoever (daley-koschek doesn't count, see 1)
ufc rejects (see 1 again)

that'd be like in 2026, see 1 again

>it's a spanish speaker brown wetback in charge of english poetry

Be careful.

So you only watch Bellator when the stuff you supposedly hate is on?

>Mike "if you eat that wonton, you'll be long gone" Perry

He's not a meme. He's a great prospect. Future champ contender if not GOAT

(((Epstein)))
And I thought the Fertita bros were bad...

He's lost to himself multiple times

What are you guys doing for freaky friday?

beers and hookers

She's such a normie it enrages me

Why is it impossible for Nick Diaz to regularly show up to fights, fight, deal with the outcome wether it's good or bad for him and pass drug tests like almost every other fighter does?

its the same thing with woodley, if you aren't a draw you get didly. alvarez is entitled to shit

>71420023
jon "eyepoke" jones is a pussy that is afraid of this animal

Right here boy

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mah burfday

fuggg lads Lina Lansburg is a qt.

Future GOAT.

no because roids

Compare her looks vs Cyborg.
Cyborg just looks weird as fuck.

Cyborg is going to rearrange her face.

>tfw no fight gf with a belly

You know, Ronda really isn't that ugly, especially by female fighter standards.

she's a meme though
Holly rearranged that cow's face with that meme kick

mmamania.com/2016/9/22/13013210/conor-mcgregor-not-injured-wants-eddie-alvarez-fight-khabib-nurmagomedov-ufc-205-new-york-mma

Wait, what is going on here?

Meh, she'll always be an important part of MMA history.

beautiful vaporizer here


who remembers when damarques got cut?

The white man's legacy ends at ufc 205

Cheering on my girl tonight.

either conor or dana is lying

What happened here?

Is that the "No apparent reason" Smbission from serdog?

>Submission body triangle

What the hell?

sherdog.com/fighter/Michael-Guymon-4015

eddie btfo

What's the biggest surprising upset in the past 6 years /heem/?

Browne over Schaub.

...

Ronda v Holm

It was amazing since the only way I can feel joy is through the pain of others.

...

i loved seeing that cow cry and the ultimate meme of her meme career

reminder that luke cuckhold's father died a week after the fight

BISKING STAYS WINNING

youtu.be/Yjl8JvlCQHM?t=7m9s

schaub btfo bangladesh and germany

Women wrestling GOAT
>she will never try MMA

I remember his blog post about how his dad killed his mum

>post YFW you realized Conor and Aldo have the same number of fights in the UFC

that's really shitty.
feel bad for Rockhold.

stop being a moralfag

>Conor has two times the losses of Aldo in the UFC

Really makes you think.

...

They both have one loss.

Diaz 2 3 4 5.

Diaz lost every round.

>2

...

...

such a qt

youtube.com/watch?v=FF9NpvKQGQg

at least my dad is still alive
cuckhold stay meme

...

God, I'm not a fan of Eddie but I hope he beats this muslim faggot.

user, come over here and bend over for mommy.

too real for dis mane

(You)

Just got my latest magazine subscription lads, rate out of 10 please.

gb2r

tough guy, huh?

>not liking joe-based content
lol, have a word with yourself

thicc

i said gb2r

>I think at 170 pounds a lot of people can kill both [McGregor and Diaz]. This is my opinion. If we look at the lightweight division, I think a lot of guys can beat these guys. Edson Barboza, Tony Ferguson, Dos Anjos, Michael Johnson, a lot of guys can beat those guys. I think this is a big money fight and that’s it. I don’t think this is a high level fight.
“For me it’s very interesting, how will Conor look when he comes to the lightweight division? For me, I think his weight is 155 , but if he wants to fight for the title he needs to take somebody like a top five fighter. If he beats him, he deserves a title shot, I agree. But now if the UFC gives him a title shot, I don’t agree because I am the next in the line

>the city Khaleed Retardogomedov
Thank GOD the Dagestan meme will be over when McFOAT caves his stupid face in

fuck chris weidman

one more irish man want to fly khabib air

#danger

Anyone who know how to download videos off of ufc tv? I'm trying to get
>ufc.tv/video/luke-rockhold-vs-ronaldo-souza-strikeforce-barnett-vs-kharitonov

All the torrents I've found aren't in as good a resolution.

>pre Conor meme - everyone on /heem/ loves Khabib

>post UFC 194 - mcgoober dick riders join /heem/ and everyone hates Khabib

makes me go hmmmmmmmmmmm

Look out for gregor gillespie. Ncaa wrestling champ and was a boxer for like 8 years as a kid (i dont think he won GGs but still). I think hes a dog in this fight so good value

Don't worry m8, your reddit friends will be back the minute Conor signs the contract to fight Khaleed

How many bongs till weigh-ins, lads? I'm waiting till I see how badly the cut fucked Cyborg before I unload my bank account.

Joke's on you, reddit and facebook love Mcgregor

cyborg is going to eat lina alive

in other news the sky is blue

nu-reddit might love McGregor, I wouldn't know since I haven't been there,
but reddit is definitely anti-McGregor

maybe proto /heem/ had a hard on for Khaleed but /heem/ couldn't give two fucks, nu/heem/ loved him too because they were all ABMcGs/reddit

it's too early to say for sure what post /heem/ thinks of him

it's overcast

when will dana end this suffering?
I just want to know when condor is figthing

youtube.com/watch?v=tXb_4YYFeog
>"Get in my guard bro I fucking dare you"

pastebin.com/29TehLFB

Ausbro's python script

You have autism

Free made a modified version that can download it directly as one of the options, I don't have it though

modern Aussie shitposting is absolutely wank

I'm going to eat this unhealthy shit. And tell me, what u gonna do about it?

He nukes gooks

Dana should give our boy what he wants

somebody post krang quick lmao

>be twice the size of your opponent
>try and intimate him by shoving and pounding your chest
>sit in your butt and scoot towards him

McGregor is fighting Khabib next?

You're not being careful at all friendo

conor isn't that stupid

...

is this the natty limit?

youtube.com/watch?v=W5EeRnp1qUc

>ultimate "fighting" championship
>can't bite

what roids?

khabib fights once every 5 years, while conor is fighting every other week

do the math you dumb mut

The first will always be important. But they are very rarely great. The division eventually caught up with her and she isn't coming back because she is scared it has surpassed her.

Jesus christ
>Learning martial arts from a neckbeard fat ass

>Posting from Jack Slacks page

Couldn't find anything else on pastebin unfortunately.

Is that Ariel's alt account or something?

My god that channel is a tresure trove

>
He can't because Bulgaria has shitty sambo and judo/wrestling gyms only and that where are the Bulgarian kabobs have found permanent shelter, so in a sense he can relate to that Russian Jihadi more than an actual marketable fighter like Conor.

what the fuck am i reading here?

get help bud

no, he hates ariel
he's some redneck looking guy

wow he really really looks muscular

will bigfoot retire after he loses? its getting pathetic now

I hope they drag to to a draw so they both get cut. Seriously tired of paying to watch losers who lost their spark.

Khabib is the most overrated fighter in the UFC

I'm clearing things up for u casual fags, cause i'm sick of seeing #KHABIBTIME on every fighters S/M account.

>Muh sambo!
The sambo wrestling is a meme, Eddie is a legit world class wrestler and will out grind him based on his size, power and experience he's had against legit opponents/ex champs.

>Muh 23-0 record!
Easy to do when fighting bums and cans, Thomas Almeida and got called out my Cody for fighting cab drivers before he slept him

>Beat Dos Anjos
'Beat'. He decisioned Dos Anus when he was a half the fighter he was, and he still couldn't finish him

>Muh stand up tho!
He's boxing is shit, he gets hit every fight with predictable telegraphed shots. Eddie/Conor have elite boxing skills, they would both expose the shit out of Khabib before he even has a chance to goto the ground. I predict him getting KO/TKO'd if they fight.

>He trains with champs all the time at AKA!
Pretty self explanatory. He trains at the American Kickboxing Academy with arguably the most annoying cunts in the UFC period.


tl;dr: #khabibtime

nice blog post

It had to be said mate

Yeah I watched one of his Q and A briefly and he was shitting on Ariel. Probably posts on /heem/.

What ever happened to Gleison Tibau? He went 0-2 since USADA and hasn't fought since.

What did Joe B mean by this?

youtu.be/b4AAEbzNS-A

starts 2:36

He is 0-1 post USADA and that loss is an overturned win due to a test failure.

Just read his wiki and I had completely forgot that he failed a test and got suspended

bruh....

RIP

RDA is to blame for all of this

First UFC death from weight cutting

Is she listening to The Fighter and The Kid?

Khabib put a clinic on RDA who put a clinic on Nate Diaz who put a clinic on Conor.

Therefore Khabib > Conor

S P O O K Y

she cut a leg off to make the weight

...

be careful

Khabib rag-dolled RDA when he was half the fighter he was and won thru boring 3 round decision.

Eddie finished RDA in the 1st round with a right hand from Pluto and blasted him for the rest of the round until he was KO'd, all while RDA was at his best and no one gave Eddie a fighting chance.

...

i gave eddie a chance and /heem/ laughed

HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH

Cause /heem/ is infested with casuals and were unaware of Bellator spec Eddie. I bet on Eddie then i'll bet on Eddie against the Eagle

Meanwhile in the Heavyweight division...
M A X I M U M C O M F Y

who is yet to weigh in? only just tuned into the stream

Did you bet on him against gil you dirty fucker

>yfw lina heems borg stiff

HEAD BETWEEN THE LEGS JOHNY

this would be my face
$_$

eric spicely is going to get viciously heemed

>first death in the Octagon ends up being Cyroid after Lina clatters her head off the canvas
best dais of my life

Silva getting btfo by Wiedman

Lina is a qt mang. In all the interviews she was talking about how much she loves cutting people with elbows and inflicting pain. Get ready for WMMA just bleed

Tito vs Bader

Well, she made it.

Wondermeme interview with special appearance by my boy

youtu.be/WUOXESZh0pM

eddie is shite m8

bet your house on Lina
im telling you, this cut is way too much for Cyborg

Good post and you raise some interesting points.

But dude is 7-0 in the UFC's hardest division including a win over former champ. He deserves a title shot and Eddie needs to man the fuck up.

it would have to be nathan "bum" diaz making short work on little mcgoober, king of 145 and ireland

Lina is beautiful in comparison to that freak of nature

she does not look as bad as last time at least

I'll bet my fence on it.

Anyone care to make a wager on tomorrow's main event? I've got Lina by round two tko via GNP.

Anyone want to pick cyborg? Loser leaves /heem/ forever.

Whats unhealthy about it?

Just because I don't buy the hype doesn't mean he doesn't deserve the shot.

But answer me this, besides RDA can u list all the people he beat without looking at the record?

(in the UFC)

Abel Trujillo.

Gleison Tibau

Yes it does

>Americans in charge of pronunciation

Darell the GOAT Horcher

McGregor won't lose another fight in the UFC. He will eliminate Khabib.

youtu.be/FF9NpvKQGQg

Khabib should stop fighting bums

He just wants to fight Conin MacGregan

Eddie came off so lame in that clip he actually made a q&a fan look good.

khabib sucks

spooky

>redneck
wow racist

>paying to watch khabib fight

Hasnt eddie learned from ufc 200? Dana always gets his way.

MCGREGOR VS ALDO !*&!*@!

PLACE YOUR BETS /HEEM/

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literally a man

Thanks

Thank you. I don't know where you find the time!

can't stick around sorry guys too busy

Too busy to make OPs?

shiiiiiiet it's official now?

TELL HOSAY OIM CUMMIN (again)

Mine 2 ;)

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nuttin

no time to read your post sorry too busy

it's what dana wants
it's what dana gets

Wow what are we?! twins?

Man, sounds like you got a lot of super super important shit going on.

Thanks for letting us know, and good luck with all that important stuff that's gonna keep you really busy.

>those lats
steroids

can someone shoop this pic to
>@you
instead of blastedmma, thanks

Done and done

kek

eh

AND IT'S ALL OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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damn this one is better

Do you guys ever fucking discuss MMA? I come here everytime and its shitposting. This is the worst general on Cred Forums

>be the change you want to see in the world - Jon Jones

other than contract negotiations there's fuck all to discuss atm tho

Why do white bois suck so much at fighting?

Would prime GSP defeat prime Anderson at 185. Maybe 180 catch weight because GSP is a fucking pussy

hint: no

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>muh intellectual mma discussion
go to reddit or sherdog goof, there's only memes and heems in this general

without question yes absolutely he would

guys, I've got an inside source telling me the main event for 205 is going to be Schaub vs Anderson Silva @lhw

>he watches MMA

GTFO you barbaric thug

The keto pays off
Easy heem for Schaub

You really think that?

this is pretty funny
youtu.be/uVxGdb_VBrA

Who /jojo/ here

no one could defeat prime Anderson, not even any HW

41 years old, post gallblader surgery and post broken leg Anderson was exchanging with DC and actually winning the exchanges

41 years old Silva ko'd Bisping, the current MW champion and hurt DC, the current LHW champion

In a straight up kickboxing match with prime Anderson Silva how well do you think you would do?

>no one could defeat prime Anderson,
who is weedman

thanks man

>no one could defeat prime Anderson

instead of prime anderson do you mean juiced to the gills anderson

wonderwomencucks are delusional bitches namsayin? based wood is heeming that skelly sleepy yo

He was already almost 40

style makes fights, Silva is bad aggainst wrestlers

everyone was on roids back then

>40 year old Silva
>prime

GENTLE HEEMINDER

IF RUMBLE JOHNSON HAD FOUGHT JONES

HE WOULD'VE KO'D HIM STIFF

>everyone was on roids back then
way to move the goalposts

Can you imagine throwing a full unopened tallboy can and nailing someone with it? lol it would fuck them up

_____ is underrated, he would deffo beat ______

1. Cruz
2. McGregor
3. Aldo
4. Jones
5. Khabib

These are the 5 most skillful fighters in the UFC.

Prove me wrong.

Mighy mouse is underrated, he would deffo beat Overeem

>jones 4.
Back to facebook

Me
Every here

It only gets funnier when said fans have been following the sport since what, 196?

Gilbert Burns inside the distance is only @ +170.

Already had great value and now his opponent missed weight so it is even better. Get on it kiddos.

Hardly a surprise is it

is 2 years too much?

dont get me wrong, he was 100% guilty(he didnt even appeal) but that seems long

sometimes missing weight is better than draining yourself to make the weight, maybe he stopped cutting when he realised he isn't going to make it.

>yfw aldo gets ko'd in 5 seconds and becomes fastest ko in ufc history

Paige
Joanna

>that seems long
That's the point though, you're not supposed to do it

Khabib's standup is god awful and being extremely proficient in one martial art and sucking at the rest doesn't make you better than people that are well rounded

>Crushing cans and beating a guy who wasn't champ at the time and later became champ makes you deserving of a title shot
>Being a Fedor tier glorified can crusher makes you deserving of a title shot

Fuck off. I said it once and I'll say it again, when I see Mickey Gall fight for the WW championship, I'll concede. This is more bullshit than Conor fighting for the title after beating Siver.

Will Conor famboys ever recover?

1 - Jones
2 - Demetrious Johnson
3 - Maia (his ground game is perfect)
4 - Conor(not really that much skillful, only got some boxing and meme kicks)
5 - Cain

Yes it does.

i think 1 year would be better, 2 years is a career ender

Wow, he really makes you think

Schaub bless us everyone

then Demian Maia and Wonderboy should be on your list

DJ weighs less than my wife's son, its laughable to call him a 'fighter'.

I get your point, but there's a solid reason to the 2 year ban really

boxing: mcgregor
wrestling: cain
bjj: pettis

1.Jones
2.Cruz
3.DJ
4.Khabib
5.Daniel Cormier

not impressed by conor getting heemed by rank#7 lightweight and then hardly winning the rematch. you could make a case for aldo but im more impressed by khabibs and cormiers performances.

no there's not

>people literally putting Khabib top 5

Pat Healy who was on a tear in Strikeforce
Tibau (people claim Tibau beat him, but he only defended)
Trujillo

Shalorus, Tavares and Horcher are scrubs, but not Khabibs fault that Ferguson had to pull out of their fight.

cruz
mcgoober

seeing you people cry about it is the best part of this
thank you dana

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Thanks lad, I agree desu

thanks man

It's amazing how the talent pool of the UFC evolved.

People like Tito, Chuck, Randy, Matt Hughes, Matt Serra, Stephan Bonnar, Chris Leben, Rich Franklin.

People like them, their generation of fighters, wouldn't even make it past the prelims in today's sport. It improved so much from the first and second generation of fighters it's crazy. That's why Fedor can't hang with the big boys now, he was heeming cans in Japan alongside Cro Cop and Wanderlei and when they came back and fought in MMA, they got demolished.

This to say what? Imagine what the future holds. A future where people with the skillset of Cruz or DJ will be mediocre and not enough to make the cut.

I look forward for that shit, lads. The future is brilliant.

>Implying anyone wanted to see him fight Alvarez

>best wrestling
>not khabib
>best bjj
>not damian maia or werdum

>bjj
>pettis

THIS TRIGGERS ME

>khabib
>wrestling
casual

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>he fell for the sambo meme

>#ufceurope
>#polish
>#fight

what could it mean

you are implying it will evolve forever though

in terms of technical skill boxing hasnt evolved lots in the last 20-30 years so why do you assume MMA will evolve forever?

>Dana is gonna put her on 205 and tell us its a huge card

Nothing, she always tags any UFC related posts with that

I wonder what the average age of UFC champions would be if you totaled all of them?

khabib is so fucking based.

What's up with Honda nowadays? Did she achieve average American female proportions yet?

Boxing is one of the skillsets of MMA.

We're talking about completely different sports, mate.

damn that's a good thought and a task someone else should do and report back

said nobody ever lol

kill yourself

I would think it would be around 33. I think most fighters are sort of settling in on what they are good at around 29-30 and, in my opinion, most fighters' careers peak around 32.

the @ufceurope is always there, true
joanna-karolina should be fun desu
i wonder if they'll put it on a card or make it a separate fight night

All of them in the history or just current ones ?

that bjj is useless with the other attributes

pettis' bjj is from a defensive point while maia' is offensive

literally a casual tier reply

>Get absolutely BTFO and humiliated
>Get Aldo'd in an argument
>Get torched
>Spergs out

Shook af.

It is true tho

A lot of suspected roiding

Floyd Mayweather Jr > Manny Pacquiao >Timothy Bradley Jr > Jessie Vargas > Anton Novikov > Dashon Johnson > Anthony Turner > Geoffrey Spruiell > Donald Cerrone > Evan Dunham > Marcus Aurelio > Remigijus Morkevicius > Artemij Sitenkov > Conor McGregor

who /mmamath/ here?

Werdum bjj is as defensive as it gets.
Good wrestlers like Cain wont even try to take him down because they are afraid, ands that what allows him to do shit like flying side kicks

>Flag
>Dickriding Anderson
Makes sense.

GSP would've demolished him.

i dont see how "offensive bjj" is useless but ok

Maybe like the past ten years or something.

Can Usada'd Vitor heem the Moose?

It's gonna be on 205, now with this clusterfuck with Conor-Eddie-Khabib, as a co-main to Tyrone vs Wonderboy

why the fuck would you need maia' boring ass offensive bjj if you've got conairs striking

have sex

moose will try to wrestlefuck vitor until he gassed and maybe attempt a finish

vitor might catch moose in between

>the spastic spaniard is here
bye guys, see you tomorrow

205 is going to be

Aldo vs Conor
Ronda vs Amanda
Khabib vs some fucker

thank you bro. the other guy is a goof

boring or not its still effective

The problem is bookies still haven't figured out how to properly make the odds for mma fights.
That's why we get some pretty crazy underdogs some times.
I made a lot of money off of the Holm, Tate, & Diaz wins.
Bisping took me by total surprise tho.

post slips

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i wasnt arguing who was the most exciting that used that martial art I was arguing who was the most successful with it. goofs

goof

youtube.com/watch?v=WGhmWhABfCw
youtube.com/watch?v=WGhmWhABfCw
youtube.com/watch?v=WGhmWhABfCw

JUST

>knowing /asp/ memes

Already do with regularity.

Get a dog, bro.

he's here 24/7 bro

>The problem is bookies still haven't figured out how to properly make the odds for mma fights.

MMA is probably the only sport where the bookies have some matchups 100% wrong. As in the guy that is most likely to win goes in as the underdog

George Lockhart is a fucking genius desu

wew the cut clearly took it out of her

cheeky upset?

she can barely walk

she will have more than a day to recover, should be fine imo.

>Spaniard

>This coming from the Bulgarian gypsy virgin who is LITERALLY here for every single thread every day spamming anti-Conair memes
That's rich.

Sit the fuck down before I demolish you again.

Why don't more people knee their opponent in the head when they're going in for the takedown like Hendo did to Renzo Gracie that time in Pride?

>There are people saying she should be at 135

That's exactly what attracted me to it in the first place.
Then recently I read an article from one of the MMA news sites about why that it.
Can't find it tho.

b-bunda?

early weigh-ins

>implying he is

people are afraid to try different things

the ones who do, conor, cruz, become champions

spanish autist ban please

it takes like a couple of days to fully rehydrate you fucking goof even with an IV

Hard to find the proper timing. Johnny Hendricks did a spectacular job against GSP tho, it's just really tough because everything happens in a split second.

IV + enema

why is straweight champion joanna jedrzejczyk such a phony and a cunt?

Average age of champion winning the title is 30,15277777777778. I didn't count interim champions and all champions age is based on year of birth only

phony?

Wow, I'm surprised it's not a bit older. Did you only include fights in which the title changed hands?

i gonna put u in shame

Why didn't the UFC get a top 10-15 Bantamweight to headline against Cyborg @ 145 pounds?

fuck off claudia

jess poor (wo)man

will the next card be shitty, lads?

Yes I only counted age at the start of the reign, wouldn't make sense to add Anderson's age 10 times really. Fucking Randy Couture with his geriatric age winning the title 3 times really brings average up

She shouldn't even be in the UFC desu

Conor nuthuggers will say yes

did his face always look like that, did he have plastic surgery, or is it because of the drug abuse?

Goł bak tu de dżangle Klaudia

There are literally men, weathered male UFC fighters, who have a more feminine face than Cyroid

no it will be pretty meme, spicy bangers and some one sided fights

Does Karolina have any chance? ;_;

Why wasn't she fined for that remark? It was highly demeaning and it's not like pollacks are smarter than Brazilians anyway.

Yoanna is the only legit champion besides Mighty Mouse atm

Boo fucking hoo

It was only a prank. You've been thoroughly rused. The Irish aren't smarter either by the way.

>No no no you be quiet while I speak. I'm the king you're a spic

Stipe and Cruz also have defended their belt, DC too but he still is an imposter until he beats Jones

>tfw vietcongbro never posts anymore

They defended it once, Yoanna did 3 times

The biggest Brazillian MMA org is literally called Jungle Fights.

Drawing the line at 3 defenses is a little too much for Stipe, no heavyweight in history defended more than twice

Cains his only realistic obstacle t.b.h.

>it's a draw
>americans start booing

the fuck is wrong with you cheeseburgers

>No heavyweight in history has defended more than twice

Fights that should have been draws:

Cruz vs Dillashaw
Lawler vs Condit
Jones vs Gustafsson

JDS?

>Cruz vs Dillashaw

are you stupid?

Gustafsson won that fight

Lmfao Wonderboy's dad shares Milo's stuff on facebook and twitter. good polack

Where's your mommy, little boy?

>don't drink and drive
>americans in Cleveland start booing

wow, you really destroyed me! How can I even recover.

>Cruz vs Dillashaw
Should have been a double fault. Embarrassing fight.

You can't.

Emelianenko began his MMA career on May 21, 2000, with four straight victories, including a win over ADCC champion Ricardo Arona, which is considered one of his toughest fights in his career.[8] Then came a controversial[9] loss to Tsuyoshi Kohsaka on December 22, 2000. In his next 28 fights up until June 26, 2010 Emelianenko was unbeaten, including wins over four former UFC champions, one Pride FC champion, one former and two future K-1 champions and two former Olympic medalists.[10] During this period he defeated eleven top-10 ranked fighters (two of them twice),[11] in addition to winning a rematch against Kohsaka.

Sincerely doubt it but a rematch would be cool though

They had a good war, and stipes improved tremendously.

Fucking casual

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It's not my fault both were content to stick to their shit gameplans. Cruz dancing around and barely landing. Dillashaw commiting to everything and barely landing. Honestly sad people think of Cruz when they hear "footwork". He has no clue how to use his movement to set up his offense. Always lands bladed fists and can't hurt anybody despite being huge for the division. At least Dillashaw is young.

Will mickey rorke play her in the biopic?

fightland.vice.com/blog/a-brutally-honest-look-at-cyborg-vs-rousey

Hack Slack breaks down Honda vs Seaborg

Thought you had a friend boy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>TUF 24

>despite being huge for the division
He's a lanklet, tall but not as stocky and muscular as guys like Dillashaw

>their shit gameplan
Cruz's gameplan worked
That makes it not shit

HEEMINDER GLENN TROWBRIDGE IS THE WORST JUDGE IN THE HISTORY OF THE SPORT

Cruz's aim was to neutralize Dillashaw's offense and pick him apart on the defensive, he did that

>posts hack slack

>preparing for Jones to make his arrival

He's right tbqh. Cyborg would fall into the clinch, get thrown, and get armbarred. Fucking Gina Carrano made it two full mount twice; Rousey would tear Cyborg's bicep apart.

>He's a lanklet
No, he's not. He's stronger than everybody who tries to clinch or wrestle with him.

>Cruz's game plan worked
Lek

He didn't pick shit apart

foxsports.com/ufc/story/ronda-rousey-nearing-return-to-the-ufc-092216

>The former women's bantamweight champion is currently in negotiations for her next fight in the Octagon with a potential matchup against Amanda Nunes as the likely opposition.

>According to sources speaking to FOX Sports, Rousey has been offered a bout with Nunes as part of the UFC 207 card in Las Vegas on Dec. 30 but the fight is not set in stone yet.

LADS

>implying I clicked on the link
you cant know if hes right since the fucking fight has never happend ya fucking goof and probally wont in a long time

it amazes me that you goofs still post articles of this psuedo intellectual

Wonderboy and Joanna about to headline a stacked 205 while Conor faggots and Ariel faggots cry into their pillows about PPV buys or potato belts or any other shit Reddit can come up with.

why does rousey just walk into a title shot?

Also Weidman and Romero :D

Hype

>He's stronger than everybody who tries to clinch or wrestle with him

>being a better wrestler automatically means you're physically stronger than the other guy

He landed much more than Dillashaw did and busted up his face, you could see it in the postfight press conference

Because she's the most dominant champion since GSP.

rousey beat the hell out of the last three fighters nunes lost to. for that match up she deserves it. if she loses to nunes she'll retire anyway

FINALLY

That's utter shite, every Conor post on Facebook contains, without fail, about a billion whining supposed fans who 'used to like Conor until he started acting materialistic' etc. Which is funny, because if they followed his career from the start, they'd know he always said shit like 'Mewvment, and money, these are things that motivate me', all the way back.

Khabib is naturally going to be hated on here because he's a filthy muslim cunt.

th-the time is now?

You think she ever masturbates with the medal?

Come on lads you know money has more to do with it than literally any other possible reason.

If I could change one thing on /heem/, it would be to correct this meme to what he actually said.

>Have I been wrong yet?

Everyone drops the T. Everyone who isn't autistic or from Eton anyway.

Of course money is the biggest reason, but it's also completely justifiable. Pena's got exactly one half-decent win over Zingano, Shevchenko's on a one win streak, and everyone else is coming off of an embarrassing loss.

its his accent u fucking pussy

Yeah it's hard to give much of a fuck in a world where Dan Henderson is fighting for the title, not to mention Conor.
The belts are starting to just feel like a prop at this point really.

Will we get a motivated and in-shape ronda or unstable and chubby ronda
It makes a huge difference

youtube.com/watch?v=9li7lwVLJhg

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This, wtf u smokin' lad

22m

alphacatzingano Rise and grind. It's Friday! Time to finish this week strong.

wdsmbt

flocombat.com/article/46513-joanna-jedrzejczyk-vs-karolina-kowalkiewicz-set-for-ufc-205
flocombat.com/article/46513-joanna-jedrzejczyk-vs-karolina-kowalkiewicz-set-for-ufc-205
flocombat.com/article/46513-joanna-jedrzejczyk-vs-karolina-kowalkiewicz-set-for-ufc-205

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Is anyone unironically picking Kowalkiewicz to win?

>200 and 205 will both be headlined by women

check mate sexists

Brehs

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really makes you think...

Wew

I know they both wanted it but I didn't think it would actually happen. Pretty hype

GSP vs Conor is the main event

Cap this post

looks like a dude

woahoahoah

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I absolutely detest that bitch. Being in the arena in Vancouver and hearing all the normie bitches cheering for her made it even worse when Bec ate that retarded spazkick.

>tfw ufc 196 and 202 btfo 200 and 100 in that order
>tfw 207 btfo 205
gooby bless

mmajunkie.com/2016/09/ex-champ-chris-weidman-vs-yoel-romero-slated-for-ufc-205-in-new-york-city
HOLY SHIT

old news drakoslav

That is a really scary fucking fight for The Chris

Who ya got?

really does.

>inb4 in the closet and in denial faggots try to defend why they are attracted to masculine features

Conor cards are the GOAT cards though

BASED KHABIB

called that shit

Do you get news 3 weeks late in Russia?

what did she mean by tits?

romero better win, best matchup for bisgod desu

>he always said shit like 'Mewvment, and money, these are things that motivate me', all the way back.

No. No he didn't you disgusting 189er.

I don't see a single thing in which she has an advantage over Jędrzejczyk. She doesn't even have much of a puncher's chance with 0 finishes in her UFC career

What are you doing in America Sven?

Suck me

Hah, reminds me of how Big Tim would wear his UFC belt everywhere, even while banging his broad.

Read my post. EVERYONE drops the fucking T.

As in, YOU drop it. Unless you're from Eton or autistic. It's like the word 'football', no one actually pronounces the 'T', we either drop it or make more of a 'd' sound unless enunciating deliberately.

Have I been wrong yet?

I swear MMA was comfy until this past year when everything had to be a dramatic controversy cuz journalism.

Way to prove your casual status.

Even pre-Siver fight in a department store interview, he says all the same shit he always does now, find it if you care about the truth. If not, go back to Facebook and type out that usual 'I used to be a fan, but...' comment.

I used to be a fan, ever since Conor first emerged from the bogs. But Conor's latest tattoo is extremely problematic. "Potato Pride" is racist at best, and a rallying cry for organised Irish hatecriminals at worst.

Joanna is going to maul that qt

Blame all the mandrama pandering that has been going on since UFC 189.

Anyone else rooting for Ireland's own Paul The Irish Dragon Felder?

Yoanna is cuter than Karolina

deb8 me

karolina with no makeup literally might be scarier looking in the face

I think he'll do well against Trinaldo. Probably a close split decision.

But it's a meme and in meme spelling it was yeh
It's just phonetically spelt

One suckin' mah dik, one suckin' mah toes

i think so too

>since 189

it's always been bad, maybe you've noticed something more recently but i think it's always been basically mandrama since the 90s

That's not even the quote, kill yourself ASAP

>You now remember Dana and Lorenzo before the roids

NEW

the level of sarcasm from the average aus posters is both hilarious and infuriating

His early work was a little too 'potato-wave' for my taste, but when MysticMac came out in '13, I think he really came into his own - both commercially and artistically. The whole training camp has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the fights a big boost. He's been compared to Chael Sonneno, but I think Gooby has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

lol i don't think that is going to last unless based mod is asleep

>100 posts early

bangladesh is the best

It's a good OP though

quick heem this one

lol come on

I know. My original post said that if there was one MEME I wanted eradicated it was this one because it triggers me, that's all.

Anyway, have a babe.

WOW

DAT BABE

thanks, lad.

moar

Bethe > Ronda

Bethe Correia > Julie Kedzie

Julie Kedzie > Kaitlin Young

Kaitlin Young > Miesha Tate

Miesha Tate > Holly Holm

Holly Holm > Ronda Rousey

 

Bethe > Cyborg

Bethe Correia > Erica Paes

Erica Paes > Cris Justino

 

Bethe > Paige

Bethe Correia > Julie Kedzie

Julie Kedzie > Molly Helsel

Molly Helsel > Lisa Ellis

Lisa Ellis > Jessica Aguilar

Jessica Aguilar > Carla Esparza

Carla Esparza > Rose Namajunas

Rose Namajunas > Paige VanZant

true

whew lad

NEW NEW NEW

DARKK

lmaooo

NEW
New
New

^Leaf New is kill