/hoc/

Nope I intentionally only buy russian or american

>SENS
>FLAMES
>PLAYOFFS

Why Russian?

>canada
>playoffs

Truth well and the one finn...

>mfw an american said +/- matters

Sens are currently in a phase of making the playoffs every other year. They didn't make it last season, so they'll make it this time

Implying it doesnt

>Implying it wont be another glorious year without a single canadian team in post season play

>mfw USA literally didn't beat a single team

No perry then?

Night, /hoc/

Cool math for me tomorrow.

they're pretty shit though, even in that division. i could see all of the habs wongs bolts cats broons making the playoffs before them. maybe broons is a stretch but still.

He's a massive dickless cuck and there are only like 2 decent American "hockey players" as evidenced by them literally not winning a single game

Thats what happens when you put a kong in net
Nope but i do enjoy his "antics"

i think this is the year the wheels fall off for the wongs. datsyuk -> nielsen is a downgrade, and i really like nielsen

Who /storm/ here?
5th premiership coming up

LEAVE

>Bruins

Sure, especially when >my team has been directly responsible for them blowing up at the finish line for two years straight

nice, the sens budget finally allows for another pic. melnyk the big spender!

I think I only have canadian player jerseys. Thornton, Marleau, Couture, and Ward

He had to beg the city for it, and some idiot gave it to him pro bono

>Wearing cuck jerseys
Huh, a cuck to a cuck

my pretty lil femcock is uber excited for the bruins :2

Pics or gtfo

Fuck you fag

I need 2 add burns desu

makes sense bruins fans would be mentally ill tranny faggots

friendly reminder that the Kings had NO FANS before 2012

That dog is dangerously small... watch out OP, I might snatch him

Gotta find a fanbase to replace the now dead Tranpa Gay one, after all.

Ward is a poo in the loo tho

Ya but I'm black lmao. So I like him

Hay guys

>tfw someone remembers your small memes

flames IMHO

Do you have the shorks alt jersey ? That jersey is fucking cash . Easily one of my favorites

>goaltending

Are you drunk yet ? We can commiserate together

...

>born in Canada
>plays in Germany
>coaches Swiss team for over a decade
>briefly coaches Edmonton
>becomes a director/chairman at a fucking English soccer team
>is now coaching Team Europe at the Worlds
How did this happen exactly?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Krueger

he is just an alpha male. you
know how theres that guy like your dad or some uncle who you believe could do anything... thats him

commiserate is a word from a blink 182 song

smuk plz come back. its not funny anymore its been over a year

Who would you have taken if you were in torts shoes? And who would you have not taken

We can have this argument all we want but the fact is Kane is the best player from this country and he didn't do anything, so clearly it doesn't matter who we would have taken or not.

>Canada wins again

i think he didnt care that much and no one around him cared that much

No. He wuz kangs.

So Canada can win in the world cup
But can't win in the fucking NHL?

Kessel, Johnson, Faulk. Might even put Kessel on the first line because at least in international events he has led the team in scoring. Kane has struggled with the US, yes you can blame his playing time or whatever other excuses but it just has not been there. Get rid of Abdelkader, Dubinsky,and Jack Johnson.

MAYBE take Okbozo instead of Oshie as well. Obviously going forward we'll have the north america kiddies, which looks to be an improvement. It's time to drop this le gritty grinder meme and just find guys who can create some kind of attack and score. Yeah our defense is going to suck ass, so at least bring scoring threats.

canada is really lower class and yucky

Canadians win the cup every year

Because i am in a hurry!!!

Soon

>tfw bubble team but good shit's on the way

tfw saving up bants for Can-Swe inevitable final

GET OUT!

>skaters statistics at WCOH
AMERICAN FLAGS, SEE WE AREN'T SHIT
>all North America players
just nuke us
AUSTON MATTHEWS HASN'T PLAYED A SINGLE NHL GAME AND HE CAN DO MORE AGAINST A SWEDISH DEFENSE THAN AMERICANS CAN DO AGAINST THE CZECH DEFENSE
REALLY MAKES U THINK

>fell asleep yesterday and missed Finland-Russia
>wake up
>log into wcoh.com
>check standings
>IsThisRealLife.jpg

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>USA
BTFO

>NA
BTFO due to Finland losing again :^)

>Europe
Second place and thus in the Semifinals

But tbqfh with you lads, I never thought that Europe can even go that far, but US/NA choking that far is even worse

youtu.be/jfJqcOp7QIs
A team so great it doesn't need to win

Finland Finland Finland the country where I want to be eating breakfast or dinner

Finland Finland Finland it's the country for me

Real talk. 100 points for McDavid this year? I think yes.

>wake up
>USA got BTFO

he wont get over 25 goals cap this

Only if he gets to play with pulju

Anywhere from 80 to 90 is fair. 100 would put him into the elite echelon of players.

This. He's good, but he's no Selänne ;^)

Fantastic guy. Never got a fair shake in Edmonton. He took the dog shit Oilers and made them contend for a Wild Card spot. He asked his GM for defensive help and the GM said no and sold assets instead. He got fired because he wasn't going along with the tank every year plan.

>Wow... 7th overall?? Is this the FUCKING BEST YOU CAN DO?
>We're trying to build a draft lottery dynasty here and YOU come in here with your FUCKING WINS and FUCK IT ALL UP
>Now we have to take a defense man instead of a skilled forward out of major junior 1st overall...
>Ralph...You're fired

guys i figured it out

due to a critical misunderstanding by the head coach, USA specifically designed their team to beat Team Cambodia... and they play rugby

We have rugby? I thought only shitposters played that

Russia will win meme bowl desu

Players that have scored at least one goal in the Round Robin part of the WCH2016:
>Matthews
>Draisaitl
>McDonagh
>Eichel
>Abdelkader

Players with no goals:
>McDavid
>Laine

!!!!!!!!

No!

This can't be real. I was told mcdavid is better than gretzky and laine would break teemus rookie record

Your own fault for trusting canadians and finns tbf

I know where you live better delet it

No, that post has just as much right to be here as you have!

asian girls are so cute

I finally got a fucking new tv and put on some highlights from last season in hd and holy fuck I can see the fucking puck and everything looks so real and better. This season is going to be GOAT

North America jerseys going onsale when.

Somone posted a pic last night where they already were, 50% off

I want to buy a matthews jersey, but i have no reason to wear a NA jersey ever

Kongs are falling off hard this year and Vanpooper is going to give the division free points. Both the Flim Flams and the Coilers are making it.

>not being a ghost of meme teams past for halloween

>actually wearing a jersey on halloween

not really

1)sharks
2)ducks
3)flames

Wc)wild
Wc)yotes or jets

>mad at autism (matthews)

Jets aren't a playoff team unless Laine gets 40 goals. The yotes resigned Smith so they'll be in the basement for sure. The wild don't have any gamebreaking forwards so they won't make it either.

>friendly reminder that american goalies let in 11 goals
>finnish goalies let in 8 goalies
>american goaltending

The guy is 18-years old and this was the first time he played in a small rink. I dont want to sound like someone making excuses but he needs time to develop a bit more in the North American style of game before he's gonna become semi-elite/elite goal scorer.

Would it be better for the NA meme to come back or just be a one time thing (different players of course)? pffft we fucking know it's coming back because their merch sells like fucking hotcakes and everyone had fun with them. But wouldn't it be kinda cool to remember them as a one off thing

It worked pretty well, I'm sure Bettman will come up with ways to make more money of the concept.

...

It's a crying shame ESPN's publicity and coverage for the WCOH has been so subpar, to the point where they are leaving something like golf and college football on their home page or nfl players kneeling at anthems instead of a tournament they willingly grabbed rights to. I've gotten my whole family into hockey just watching these few games, especially the north america games everyone loved. This is a great opportunity to grab more fans, not really being exploited that well though.

>North America hats sold out on nhlshop
JUST

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

oh hey, don't mind me coach, just being the best goaltendie on the team rotting away on the bench behind le quick meme and le big fill the net while kneeling goalie

Mfw Russia trounces Canacucks 4-3

Mfw Canada BTFO by meme nation.

Screenshot

>zero goals

Tweet about it if you want attention

post butt

Reminder that the whole Team of Finland (excluding pre-tournament games) has only scored 1 (ONE) Goal in 3 games

I don't know wether to laugh or to feel bad for you guys

did you know they also don't have an olympic gold medal

Russia has the offensive players to be a threat but that's it. If bob has a shit game they're fucking dead. It's not even close on the blue line, Canada all the way. Same with goaltending.

>le lets make half the roster "grit" grinders who can't score man

How do Europeans decide what NHL team they support???
t. Someone who watches SHL and now wants to start following NHL also.

Pick one with some appeal (i.e. not a Canadian team because they blow)

t. Bruins fan

So Detroit Redwings then? I support Malmo Redhawks in the SHL.

Hey why not? Detroit, I mean they got Eminem, Kid Rock, Robocop, the economic destruction led by the abandonment of the land by its only real industry, what's not to like? Their logos pretty cool

Malmö lmaö

b-but Lidström...

Does Finland even play hockey?

I'm just a dumb casual here for the bantz m8

>the economic destruction led by the abandonment of the land by its only real industry
So it's just like Malmö then.

Hahahaha Holy shit
How will Amerisharts even recover from this?

Would Europe vs Russia be the perfect finals?

By waiting until the regular seson and saying
>i-it was just a m-money grab b-bowl

youtube.com/watch?v=_aMynRGjGg4

This. Bob is only hope for motherland.

he's got to stop touching his face

#1 cause of pimples

youtube.com/watch?v=ZGKr_P-4QTE

Reminder that finland only cares about junior hockey

Got a message from moot which saidthat mentioning Finland performance at the world Cup is grounds for a ban.

I would stop if I were you tbqh

>goaltending

>FinGT

guys guys

>rags

>1 (one) goal

>binland

>binland

>laffs

am i right

>finland

>John Tortorella is paid real American money to "coach" American "professional" hockey "players"
Incredible

HERPES HERPES BO BERPES BANANA FANNA FO FERPIES ME MI MO ME OH

HERPES

Just give is the fucking trophy and your women

This is a white supremacist image. /hoc/ is a safe space. Please delete

Underrated

The merch is shit and the logo sucked, they should have used the Norad logo

Pick a team with swedes idk

Thank goodness >my city's team won the Stan Lee this year. It would suck to try to squeeze minor satisfaction out of some lesser league or tournament.

all the swedes are sidekick in their teams. They are not big finnish bulls who are the faces of their teams.

the oilels youtube channel is great, so much content

not enough bulju thoguh

yeah it's great. As a lifelong fan i appreciate it.

But then you have to live in Pennsylvania

Who can challenge Finland in the WJC? Or do we sweep the table again?

>wake up
>realize the amerisharts didn't win a single game
>mfw

...

>mfw McDavid and Pulju somehow both ended up on >my team

Busy eating hot dogs

>oilels win the draft even when they don't draft first

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

>mfw McDavid will be the Daigle of this generation

>being so much of a cuck team you spend your offseason talking about a rival

its like the boyfriend that watched his girl get plowed by a better man and later on regretted it and got super overprotective of his slut. sad, really.

The lombardi style. I can't imagine the suffering kongs fans suffer knowing that their team will never score more than 2 goals a game.

Compilation of Finland in the wcoh youtu.be/qBcmc_wie-E

Blue jackets have a double header on Sunday BASED NHL IS BACK

delete this

Please webm lundqvist complaining to the ref here

facebookcom/NHL/videos/10153768014427466/

I wouldn't be surprised if he lost all interest to play

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let's be honest, where exactly did the US go so horribly wrong? is it really tort? is the team just that bad?

It was a poorly put together team with no chemistry

is this embarrassing?

>built to beat Canada
>Zero (0) point

What did USA mean by this?

they wanted to hit the canadians instead of take advantage of their awful goalies with goal scorers

I dont see >norge there t b h med du kompis

>USA
>Finland
why would these powerhouses take this gimmick seriously?

I believe we have a bingo, if the Malmö banter counts.

wow, what an honor.

post butt, norge

rude

lel
wew
kek

>goals for: 1 (one)
>goals against: 9 (nine)

>he doesn't realize his team is in the same position

they did beat them faggot

never said it was more than once and that it would be a game that counts

Anybody want to tell me why the US didn't play the only half-decent goaler on their team? How do you go with Quick after 2014? Because he had a sub 3.00 gaa in Sochi? So did every other tendie in that meme tournament.

Fuck you tortellini, you retarded dago bastard.

wtf I hate trump now

Sure, but Larkin, man. Also, Datsyuk was old of course, so the drop off is not as extreme as it sounds.

We could see more AA and possibly Mantha.

trump is a debbies fan my friend dont worry. clearly he was at a >rags game ironically

Does he just bandwagon the most successful NY area team every year?

>quick
>elite
I tried to warn you guys. I really did.

>detroit
>nigger infested hellhole
>malmö
>also nigger infested hellhole

Sounds like your kind of team desu.

>the peetroit poo wings

is he camouflaging himself to blend in with his surroundings?
What did he mean by this???

no i think he is just a dirty disgusting man

>Allow 7 goals on 51 shots
>Worst SV%, GAA, SAA and SP/60 in the tournament

What did he mean by this?

Now that the dust has settled, I think we can all agree that quick is NOT elite.

reminder that the oilers are winning the cup this year and there is nothing anyone can do about it

I was running the warrior dash. Its a 5k with obstacles and mud

It's fun, but too expensive

good post

>rags
>successful
HOL UP

Red wings did have the best swedes

But now it's basically just zetterberg and sort of nyquist. Kronwall is old now. Ericsson is hot garbage. Franzen is ded

>tfw almost hockey time

hello /hoc/. it turns out my dogs cancer doubled after watching the czech us game. he is now completely bedridden and here is a picture of her. if you give me a few (you)s i promise to give them to him, and im sure with time she will be completely healthy

1 (you) = (1) cure

Only if Bulju plays, if not then they'll be last of their division.

>him, and im sure with time she
Nice try, but I am keeping my (You)

>not being cured after watching USA get further humiliated

Sorry mate. There's no cure for your pup.

i hope your "dog" dies

Puljujärvi will leave training camp in a body bag.
He will get BTFO by Jujhar "Designated Hitting Streaks" Kharia

So now that the USA is completely irrelevant, we are now taking applications for our secondary hockey rivalry position.
Please post your countries resumes here.

>irrelevant country calls other countries irrelevant
cute

That Europe country ain't too shabby

finlan

accomplishments:

mm-ysiviis
mm-11
junior golds
pulju
goat selänne
kurri

Very nice, I will shortlist this. Anyone else? Americans need not apply, obviously.

youtube.com/watch?v=IDb9wUxo2_Q

...

nice bean

lel sweden getting literally memed on

Thank (You), beanfriend

youtube.com/watch?v=YJY-6BkpPq0

too far

ROTFLOL

sorry :(

...

That run and gun offense would never win against a championship calibre team

Are we going to get those stupid devils-flyers arguments again this season?

Literally every team except the one I'm a fan of sucks and has the worst fanbase

Probably. The american that starts all the Cred Forums garbage is a devils fan, and he's still here I think.

Why is he so depressed lads?

>0-3

>all the flyers fans mad that canada keeps scratching giroux

it's just the area at this point

>he thinks based Ovi is depressed
>he thinks Russia will lose to Canada
Why are people from the """"""""""""""great"""""""""""""" """""""""""white"""""""" north so retarted?

>He can't cheer for his country

>thinking the choke master won't choke
kek

my cat took a shit in the sink

what did he mean by this?

Trying his hand at modern art. I believe the piece is titled "canadian nhl teams"

Isn't that called The Browns? (regarding how bad they are at football)

my cat is persian, this makes no sense.

Anime is gay. Drink bleach.

what did canadumbs mean by this?

Your ''''''''''''''''''''''country'''''''''''''''''''''' didn't win a single game, so why are you here?

Only if they get rid of the bust Laine desu.

The hockey news is American

Just like Reddit

Is your cat American m8? They don't understand where poo goes

anime is good

Keep /hoc/ animefree, this is my safespace

do you think tavares skims a bit off of moulson's paycheques for giving him a career? i do. i bet he fucks his wife too.

Jokerit better win this now.

What do you think they meant by this?

>thinking there is even the slightest chance you can halt the forces of anime

...

hockey is animu desu

REEEEE

>black lollypop

disgusting

it would be finland, the best asian hockey nation on earth

how do i get a qt finnish anime gf?

Guys which pick is better value in a head to head pool with standard skater stats

10 people, 17 picks each

>Klingberg with the 100th pick
>Ladd with the 130th pick
>Barkov with the 170th pick

Absolute highway robbery with barkov that low. he is a top 5 center in the league

Salminen the only one that can into penulties.

Barkov with the 170th pick easily

He'll easily equal and probably surpass Ladd's production

Klingberg could be good if he stays healthy but I feel that Barkov is the better value. I would also expect a more hockey-savvy competitor to take him before the 170th pick. I know I will be in my league

>he doesn't like salty liquorice

What are you a faggot.

he could be but right now his offensive output does not do enough to justify him being top-5

In Yahoo leagues Barkov is actually ranked in the top 50.

Klingberg is ranked like 60th, and Ladd around 75th. The one thing to consider is that it's a HTH league and also has hits and pims, I should have mentioned that. So Ladd would be worth a bit more.

It's just tough giving up Klingberg, though. It will be tough to get a comparably good defenseman without using my ~30th overall pick in the 3rd round.

He's had three seasons in the NHL and he's missed 20+ in all three if I'm not mistaken

Another thing worth noting is that the other Panthers forwards are also ranked a bit low; it would be easy for me to keep Barkov with the final pick knowing that I could take Huberdeau a couple rounds early to ensure that I got him so I'd have both.

If NHL was an anime, which team would be the villain?

all nhl teams are evil

is this the greatest penalty shot save of all time?

youtube.com/watch?v=fCU_D_KzN0U

yeah, that is another strike against. he's somewhat fragile. being on pace for X amount of points doesn't mean shit.

Exactly. Whereas I'm pretty damn certain of what Klingberg and Ladd will both put up.

yes

here's the greatest penalty shot of all time
youtube.com/watch?v=7vFu-PmXizs

The Blackhawks

all nhl teams are evil

even if you think the blackhawks are more evil, they're still evil like the rest of the bunch.

either would be great imo. klingberg will get a ton of points with a benn/seguin/spezza powerplay...unless of course those guys get injured too, which they all have a bit of a history. still, the odds of all three going down for a long period of time are low. ladd will be on tavares' line and likely on the PP too, and tavares has been pretty resilient and not too prone to injury. plus he's looked the best he ever has so far at the world cup.

It'd be the O6 because the hero would be Las Vegas

>frölunda

Minnesota because evil always loses

hello my swedish friend :3

unfortunately, I have to disagree.

youtube.com/watch?v=pCLgQOZxnj8

that one was really nice as well.

i love no nonsense penalties

I know, it's a tough choice man. I know Barkov is pretty hyped up, and if he does continue at the same pace as last year, I will regret not making him a keeper with the final pick of the draft.

But Klingberg is so solid and just gets a ton of points playing with Seguin and Benn.

get well pupper

>ads on jersey

absolutely disgusting my amerikan friend

Fuck. I remember watching that, I think it was early morning. Sexiest slapshot I've ever seen. Gonna webm that real quick.

>tfw going to 2 wings games within 5 days

gonna hit up that sweet sweet 5 guys in greektown

>tfw it's not the 90s where canadian golden boys where whipped on the regular by european teams

>he doesnt think the oilers will win the stanley cup this year

mfw an American lost every single game near me

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BTFO
T
F
O

DESU we need to fight finland in round robin to see who the real loser is

youre at the rink with your gf when you see these three guys skating towards you

what do you do?

Tim Hortons.

anyone have the webm of king with no ring getting BTFO by mckinnon

Based

>0-3

no but i got this picture of lundpad in agony

im drinking a tims coffee right now

0 (zero) wins

amerikans BTFO

did he vomit inside his mask? what the fuck is that shit?

>build a team to beat Canada
>lose to every single team AND Canada

IT STARTS WITH
ONE THING
I DONT KNOW WHY

IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY

not to sound like a huge faggot

but I'm glad USA got blown the fuck out.

Every time we go internationally, we place 4th or something middle of the road. So no one gives a shit, because yeah we're not technically supposed to beat russia, canada, or sweden. Side note: I hate that people think USA and canada have some kind of international rivalry, like we've ever been fucking close for very long. Anyway

It's good that we got BTFO so now people will actually open their eyes to how garbage the management for our olympic teams is. No one cares if we place 4th. They only care if we're last or first. Hopefully now that people realize that Torts is a meme coach and cant put together a decent team and snubbed pretty decent talent for "muh grit".

Here's to 2018 and hoping that Buston, Eichel, and Larkin make the team and Abdelkader and Kessler get snubbed

>and Kessler get snubbed

even if you guys had eichel, gaudreau, matthews, kessel, johnson, etc

there is still a massive disparity in talent, and the fact USA has fuck all decent defenders doesnt help

coach and gm dont matter when the talent pool isnt very deep, atleast they had a plan

>tfw you remember messier had hair
poor laine/mongolia

What did he mean by this?

>0-3

Mount Rushmore according to Usain Bolt:
>niggers

Mount Rushmore according to you?

>Wayne Gretzky
>Michael Jordan
>Matti Nykänen
>Tiger Woods

All undisputed GOATs with no one even close to ever reaching them.

>there is still a massive disparity in talent, and the fact USA has fuck all decent defenders doesnt help

I'm not saying we're going for gold, just stop being a fucking embarrassment. Grab the fucking bronze for once.

We're not gonna beat canada for a long time, so stop trying to make teams specifically for them and then getting BTFO by superior european skaters and defense

I will eat a plate of my own feces if Finland doesnt win the 2018 olympics in south korea

That's how confident I am in the golden generation

t. not pro scout

>rags

>Zero wins

>zero wins

>zero wins

haha well memed my friends, finland is not very good at hockey

Remember when the NHL only had 24 teams? I think Canada does :^)

>zero wins

>tfw >my team had zero wins

>zero wins

Name those teams

wtf I hate Germany now

>0 wins

cute butt on the guy in the right

reply to me if your team has won a single game in the world cup round robin

not so fast subhumans

WHERE IS THE HOCKEY EGGMAN

Hello, is this how you reply to a post?

lmao why is that monkey making that face? did he just watch team USA embarrass themselves on an unprecedented level?

how can one pik be so smuk?
lmao why is that country making that face? is it because they are 60% white?

>u mirin' bruh?

>tykkimiehiä

no, no im not miring

>zero wins

>white cops shooting unarmed black guys on a weekly basis
>zero riots in detroit

where were you when black detroit confirmed too chill to give a fuck

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I wish we had 5 guys in cali instead of shitty in and out

Congrats on winning your irrelevant meme tournament. Meanwhile the Stanley Cup stays in America.

return to kc

>tfw no five guys, in and out, or EVEN macdonalds in my town

hesburger is better anyways... and grill burgers... i-i swear

>le crying basketball man
>>>reddit

...

>responding to it
all this guy wants to do is int post stop buying into it you retard

It-mies on eri mies jtp

>0 wins

...

>He can never have a sense of nationalism when it comes to Hockey

I almost feel sorry for you

ZERO WIN
E
R
O

W
I
N

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just because it makes you butthurt doesnt mean its Cred Forumsposting
I am laughing at the results of a hockey tournament.
>0 wins

>0 cups in more than 2 decades
Does Canada even still play hockey? If you aren't good at hockey what are you good at?

>tfw I took a deep deep dish sausage pizza on my way to a dodgers bus trip

stop
responding
to
int
posting
retard

>meme coach puts together a meme team with 2 good players and people are shocked when they get 0 wins

>0 (Zero) wins

>0 gold medals in 40 years
tip top kek
>d-d-don't respond
Pathetic! America simply cannot handle the bants

>the Stanley Cup was won by heterogenous teams based in America. This must mean Canada sucks at hockey, r-right?

ZERO WIN
E
R
O

W
I
N

>zero wins

Canadians win cups every year.
>0 wins
>make a team of only NHL players
>0 wins

COACHES OF TEAM RUSSIA

Canadians play great under American leadership.

remidner that posting >zero wins is not int posting

posting trudeaus or obomos is

>canadian coaches and scouts have not been able to win a single cup across 7 teams in over 23 years
third line meat and potatoes and not NHL stars

I see that all the butthurt shitposting americans have come crawling back and are getting triggered

Go back to sosach, pidor.

Canadians run those teams
>0 wins
>cant even beat a team of KHL rejects and dinosaurs
>0 wins

>using my oc
based

Reminder that USA would have won if there were no players from Minnesota on the team

>zero wins

зaщитник нeмeцкoй бaнды?

There are 2(two) russians in this thread RIGHT NOW!

CUTE

>zero wins
>zero finns

Якyпoв тaтapo

I like Russia

>0 wins
Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=XqZUzXKDVx8

Everyone does

It's sad that Canada has been reduced to caring about some third rate tournament. There are some promising Canadian teams, don't get too down.

>THOSE CLIPART PIGS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>ZERO WINS

...

>zero wins
Based Guess Who were ahead of their time

tfw kings fan

>He lifts kegs for a living
>He went to keg lifting college

>carolina is the sole producer of memes and oc in /hoc/
How did /hoc/ fall so far, so fast? Regardless, please keep it up my southern friends. Faulk is elite.

pls tell your slavic friends at 2ch.pm to stop stealing our menes thx

>the carolina hurricanes

>ZERO WINS
ackleminer confirmed for ELITE

>mad at southern hockey

Хopoшo, чтo нa Пaнapинa пoвecили микpoфoн, интepecнo бyдeт пocлyшaть

>Take the best american players on the planet and put them against the other best players from other countries
>They can't win a single game

wew lets do it again next year

I can't. Permabanned since 2012.

that guy had more goals than mcbust

More wins than his entire country

Time is their best song

Good post

why are canadians so mean? i defended you guys when everyone Cred Forumsposted towards you and this is what i get back?

>best
>no bill
>no gibby in goal

you can't fault them

TWO international teams had zero wins. One was america, the other was fuckin finland

how the FUCK do you NOT bant that? That's like asking minnesota to win a cup, or the sharks to not shork it up every playoffs.

Let em have it, it's the right we all get when hilarious shit happens to other countries.

remember when we beat canada in prelims? Wasn't that fun as fuck?

in closing, quit being a massive quivering musty vagina

best hokkei games?

>kiekko.tk

t. jonne

...

>Laurikainen, Niemeläinen, Pakarinen, Puljujärvi
wtf Im an Oilers fan now

>now

kill yourself bandwagoner

we dont need fans like you

No need to get mad, now is the perfect time to hop on and there's nothing you can do to stop me :^)

>Forgetting Jere Sallinen

Fuck off we're full

At least pretend to be a lifelong like the rest of us REEEEEEEEEE

This desu
The USA has failed harder than they ever have before in an international tournament. Imagined the shitposting if Canada even lost one game to the USA

He's a failed case, every Oilers enthusiast (like me) knows that

Finns are allowed to bandwagon, bruh. >we got Pulju, it's only fair.

>Forgetting Jesse Jonensu, Teemu Hartikainen & Toni Raajala

Heh why don't you stick to the Oil Kings.... kiddo......

>raajala

HUUTista

>Zero wins

>Three (3) wins

lmao you actually care?

caring is for fags

lmaoing at your life

Remember. Losing builds character =)

PULJUJÄRVI is a bust
I am now a #Peon4Leon
Delete this and return to kc immediately

what the fug is this kc

it looks like a german Cred Forums why would i go there im not german

Return to Yli

too many youngsters

>tfw the Bull and the Final Solution are linemates

>Zero (0) wins

>0 wins

>0 cups

>0 pups in this thread

>only watched 2 practice exhibition games
>didn't see a single real tourney game since I'm a wagecuck
>/hoc/ thinks I give a shit

It's not real if I didn't see it, fagboys.

I'm just waiting for hockey season to start up so the Wild can steamroll everyone

>0 wins

>state of hockey

woof

>1 goal

When your center depth looks like
Koivu
Granlund
Haula

you arent steamrolling anyone

>all those high numbers

are finns egoistic pre madonnas?

Rate my dog

>zero wins

cool mini schnauzer

4/5 looks like an old lad

>hogwarts
>>>reddit

Maroon will be there to create space might be the best line the Oilers run
Return to slavchan

Eric "60 points in '16" Staal will be a good substitute

is this our year?

>making Granlund play center
wew, it's like they want him to fail.

>implying i dont want that dirty betrayer of his hometown fail

fuck him and fuck hifk and most of all fuck his agent

not even close

>top 10 defense
>world class forwards
>best goaltender in the world
can anyone stop us?

Should I go to the jr b home opener tomorrow?

Here is a list of players who have scored one goal at the WCOH:

Perry
Hanzal
Voracek
Gaborik
Zbynek
Hedman
Oshie
Kusnetzov
Ovechkin
Malkin
Chara
Zucharello
Forsberg
Thornton
Telegin
Bellemare
Pavelski
RNH
Hossa

Here is a list of players who haven't scored a single goal, not even once:

LAINE

List end.

>top 10 defense
>rags

That's literally the thing that always cost you the cup

Lundpads can't bail you out all the time

You now realize Luca Sbisa has more World Cup wins than the USA
What a time to be alive

thoughts?

>too many forwards
>absolutely no D
>"defensive"

detroit has been playing euro hockey for like 10 years. You've got it on the exact opposite side of the graph

canadian hockey "knowledge"

this is damn satisfying

twitter.com/HockeyWebCast/status/779418444970196992

Is Karlsson better than Tarasenko?

Kek what a retarded ad

Bruins should be more defensive

>bottom 10 in scoring
>one of the better possession teams
>special teams are middle of the pack

they're pretty much in the center, blashill didn't come in and tear down the very fabric of the team that's made up the team for the last while, but they should definitely be left of every single team on that chart save maybe the Bruins.

Yes

>Leafs
>Defense

>bottom 10 in CF/60
>top 5 in CA/60
This probably isn't your sport, J-Qwan

Is this you, Pekka?

Licorice is fucking disgusting.

mfw he's better than Kane/Kesler/Kessel

KKK confirmed for DOG SHIT

top KEK

Quick = QUADRUPLE SHIT

Who wins tomorrow in the battle of 3rd world nations?

SWE or Euros

being bad at scoring doesnt make us somehow better at defense

...

corsi doesn't mean jack shit.

With what defense?

it's my sisters room tbf

pics

post slag

How do I change my IP? Unplugging my router doesn't work

Call your ISP

Fuck off.

Rude

Delete system32

You are top five in CA/60
As in top five best team at preventing shot attempts, you dense fuck.

Individual Corsi with a three game sample size is.

hello is this where I go to
>rags

>rags

SHART

BIG

>the new york rags hockey club

are the sharks elite?

elite chokers

>no games today

Who the fuck planned this?

its shabbat shiska

Today is the concert.

what concert?

Only 250 more miles until I get to my new home just in time for hockey

The NHL had a scheduled concert for the World Cup. Originally it was Green Day but they cancelled because they were sick, so now it's Lenny Kravitz.

STINKY

Isn't it Green Day vs Benny Kravitz?

>also, lucko trips desu

>Kravitz

She went from a solid 3 to a sexy 9 WTF???

Go Oilers dump and chase the puck quick shifts and defensive effort

Im white m8

k.

Is t gf at pokey

>kick in the balls from a left foot
VS
>kick in the balls from the right foot

Both are terrible. They should've tried to get the Black Keys or simething similar than a has been half jew and an over the hill ""punk"" band

>40 minute slower
>8 minute slower
>trip is 1day 4 hours long

Does it really matter at that point?

It does not

It doesn't matter who they get because no one ever likes NHL-related live performances.

why didn't they get a canadian band like nickelback or shania twain

SMELLY

NEW
THREAD

They got the Hip like 2 years ago for the leafs/habs season opener, which was nice

>10 posts early

Because they're both terrible too

It doesnt but fuck driving through LA
Thats the kongs m8

>the tragically euphoric

>anaheim is white

You ever been nigger?

what kind of food is a padilla

why would I have to

>its white
Its where the white people who work in LA live to get away from beaners