Official NRL Preliminary Final #1 Thread 2

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COMEBACK

cancel suicide plans lads

>cancel suicide plans lads

you got it boss

FUCKING SHARKS YOU BLEW IT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

RORY

What did he do?

I have the chance to start a relationship with a genuine 8/10 but she already has a kid but I already regret asking her out. I thought for all these years that I wanted a relationship but now that everything is about to change, I see the real me.

I actually want to be alone. I don't want to have responsibility, especially not for someone else. I just want to be left alone until one day I finally end it.

Thoughts?

Aye?

he's on

Is townsend the ugliest player on the field right now?

Is Lewis the most elite player above the age of 50?

Cunt does 1 good thing a month and they sing his praise that hes such a great player

Nah that is your mum, somehow she is so ugly it tarnishes the entire stadium.

Tfw no race riots due to a Cronulla v Bulldogs final.

Drop her man
I'm having trouble myself with a girl right now and it's a waiting game. With you it's a clear cut decision. If you don't like her, drop her right away, move on to another

Yeah nah your not funny

>waiting game
Waiting in your cuckshed? I'll be done in a couple hours and you can clean up.

>already has a kid

run for the hills cunt

i am the reverse hex

stream anyone?

Don't kys just find someone who doesn't have a kid....

livestream-f.akamaihd.net/i/3161248_6373402_lsismkyk2k5aj89wbau_1@172516/index_4000_av-b.m3u8?sd=10&dw=100&rebase=on&hdntl=exp=1474710133~acl=/i/3161248_6373402_lsismkyk2k5aj89wbau_1@172516/*~data=hdntl~hmac=f5dbcb76930a475e713160d517494b56e084527bebd118d2cee10e17ec8bba0b

>already has a kid

there is no bigger warning sign.

Just imagine yourself starting sentences with the phrase "My girlfriend's kid" then you can make a decision

How elite is Matt Prior lads

BALONEY

UP UP

BASED FUCKING SHARKS

>Lachlan Coote just watching Maloney ground the ball

Were the crowd just heiling

Whatever it was a good year but can't win them all.

who /raiders bandwagon/ here

You damn right.

Isn't it boring caring only about yourself?

Not saying that the alternative is better, though

Anyone but Melbourne.

>2012
>Melbourne, after having their team ripped apart, win their second legitimate premiership, ensuring legends of the game, Smith, Slater and Cronk, retire with a premiership win, and complete a fairy tale season.

>2013
>Roosters, after years of falling just short, recruit prodigal son, Sonny Bill Williams, win a second premiership for legend of the game, Minicello, and complete a fairy tale season.

>2014
>Souths, after a 40+ year premiership drought, win a premiership on the back of a colossal season from "Slammin" Sam Burgess, and ensure legend of the game, Greg Inglis, retires with a legitimate premiership, completing a fairy tale season.

>2015
>Cowboys, after years of falling short and referee controversy, win their maiden premiership and ensure legend of the game, Thurston, retires with a second premiership, and completes a fairy tale season.

>2016
>Sharks, after over half a century of heartache, win their maiden premiership and ensure legend of the game, Paul Gallen, retires with a premiership and completes a fairy tale season.

>implying the NRL isn't rigged

>sharks?

>he doesn't remember the Cronulla riots

Why would I ever need to start a sentence involving someone else's kid?

You know how ridiculously hard that would be to pull off? Post it on Reddit. I dare you lad.

JT is JUST tonight.

nice one. danke

>thinks it's hard
>it's literally been done 6 years running

>that kid at school you thought Origin was rigged and everybody called him a retard

Is that you?

Substitute Sharks with Raiders and Paul Gallen with Jack Wighton and you are god damn right.

>I didin't know you had a kid

>Oh no, this is my girlfriends' kid.

There you go.

If you start a relationship with someone that has a kid, that kid becomes part of the relationship

>Justin Thurston

>being in school in 2012

Fuck I'm old lads.

2012 and 2013 you're reaching hard as fuck

JT is going to set a new world record for sooking about penalties tonight.

Fuck this shit. All I want is to get a root without paying for it. Fucking centrelink you cunts, pay me more so I can afford to get a root.

Whenever I see an /nrl/ thread I just shake my head and laugh

graduated in 2011 here

BASED MUSCULAR ELITE MATT PRIOR

Check yourself before you cuck yourself.

how does JT not get booked for that

oh wait it's JT

i told u ttoo play online poker with austudy money but you wouldnt listen

once you win enough girls come to root you

Storms main players will take a few paper bags to lose next week

Sydney-Original Melbourne Final

It will be the most boring final in 10 years.

I feel your pain my brother. Sometimes I have to decide whether its beer or a hooker. Pretty sad. Hope the Greens get in next election.

>just graduated yesterday
Already miss it desu

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Fuck I hate all the Sharks except that cheeky bugger Maloney. Good on him.

kill yourself cunt

Life was easy in school. Welcome to the real world.

I graduated high school in 2004.

I have no money and im a alchoholic lads

>these people are last years premiers

school was way harder for me than life, went to a shit school and got into fights with leb gangs until i had to leave

lifes a breeze in comparison when you dont have to fear for your life

Are you me? 2003 for me though.

BASED SHARKS

shieeeet

I know, I fucken hate work. Now I have to work even more. Only thing to look forward to is schoolies desu

Fucking what. I just tuned in. I cannot fucking believe the Sharks are going to win the Premiership. What were their odds at the start of the season? I would have loved to have a cheeky 100 on them.

Reminder that all 4 remaining teams lost to the Dragons this year

I still don't make any new friends and stay very cautious of people because of all the gang shit that happened to me when i was younger. This was over 7 years ago as well

Nice theory if you account for Lockyer, Parker last week and Scott tonuight

Yes, I hope the Greens get in and fuck all industry and enterprise with arbitrary taxation, causing unemployment to skyrocket.

Please stop with the racism. Thank you

Are leb gangs a common thing? nsw sounds so shit

Graduated in 2004. Life's pretty good. Don't drink so much anymore, partied hard in my 20s and now bossing life.

and you wonder why you're a loser wasting your life on Cred Forums

If Melbourne win tomorrow, I probably won't watch the grand final 2bh.

>tfw you were the one poopie-posting b2b memes all week

Only 22 and I'm trying to make this my last year of drinking completely. It's not bringing any positives into my life.

If you're on Cred Forums you're a loser, all the cool kids are on Reddit.

This. But Raiders are going to win.

id rather be here m8

Yup.

Sharks vs Raiders will have a good color scheme that will be pleasant to watch in a grand final

lol if you live in sydney and are afraid of gangs
fuck im a coasty but heres a tip to survive:
hold your head high and your shoulders straight
any gang cunt will shake your hand if youre not autistic

then you king hit the cuntsand triple fly kick his mates in the head

such is coastie life

stupid cucks

>there won't be any games as good as the broncos/cowboys game for the rest of the year

too bad storm are gonna btfo both of them

This place is cancer. How can you waste your life here? Only here till the grand final is over and I'm leaving this black hole forever. I'm already noticing real life improvements using this site less.

>in love with a prostitute with tattoos, that smokes, has a kid and mental instability

i really have hit rock bottom, lads. i really don't know what to do. how can i be in a relationship when i can't even be bothered to go and get a new phone.

Coffs here mate, life is good. Saw some towelheads in the park once, left a anonymous tip to crimestoppers.

Whats the grand final ''''''entertainment''''' this year?

Don't be a faggot. Just don't drink alone unless it's a glass of something nice and you earnt it. Seriously, though, unless you're the type that can't stop once you start. Cutting it out altogether sets you up for failure.

Keith urban lmao

also can ijust say
TOwNSEnDReDEmPTION

I almost don't drink as it is. I'm lucky to have 1 or 2 drinks every two months. I don't need it in my life.

If you live in Sydney and are afraid of gangs either move away from Western Sydney or grow up.

Feels bad.

>ivan not in the thread

what a coincidence

>storm vs sharks GF
>keith urban as entertainment

All we need is a national anthem protest KEK

If they can score 3 more tries, the Cowboys have this.

Thank god that I know that poonula will lose the GF

Sharks Raiders would be genuinely exciting though.

Go do something useful in your spare time. Volunteer with the RFS or SES.

>keith urban

fucking hell this country pisses me off. why do we always need to have shitty american music at our sporting events...

Fuck mate don't jinx it. Cunts are already trying that Black lives matter bullshit. If some cunt protests the national anthem I'm gonna be triggered.

COMEBACK

same lad dont trust anybody, over 7 years here too. when you see that shit it changes you, you cant be a normie who thinks the world is safe cause you know it isnt

Keith Urban is a New Zealander

>coen hess

jew as fuck

too little too late

BLM doesn't exist in Australia. We don't have the big racial divide that America has.

>We don't have the big racial divide that America has

The GF isn't in Melbourne.

Jesus Christ kill yourself you fucking massive pussy.

Hate to break it to you.

theage.com.au/victoria/black-lives-matter-thousands-expected-at-melbourne-rally-20160717-gq7fgu.html

We just don't have as many coons

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>be this happy about getting into the final
>lose the final

this is why being a sports fan is a waste of time

Lmfao Morgo

> sorry
> sorry
> sorry

Australia has nothing compared to Compton in America. Don't exaggerate cunt.

Melbourne.

>that cuck on the left

and steal memes

He is an autismo.

Leave him alone.

>Melbourne
What a surprise. Fucking hate that state cunt. Bunch of fakes.

pretty good game

too bad the cowboys weren't trying until the last 5 minutes

IT'S NOT FAIR. WE WERE MEANT TO GO BACK TO BACK

>pretty good game

what? no it wasn't

what the fuck? niggers aren't even treated badly by cops in australia...

Oh shit is there a game on right now?

I couldn't even tell due to how slow and uneventful this thread is.

Ivan/MackayBro/Josh Reynolds/Cornetto/JFBF BTFO

both sides going hard out and it not a complete landslide = pretty good game

how to i stop being incel lads?

It's been over for the last 10 minutes.

>Rücken an Rücken

LEL

tell me about it. It says right here in the script cows vs raiders GF with cows winning

Hope the raiders win now to be honest

says the 30kg nerd

Reminder that the Sydney Roosters had the best premiership defence of the last 7 years.

come back to the thread now, ivan. it's all over now.

GOD'S CUNT
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Wir werden uns wieder erheben

Almost 80kg. Workout every day of the week. You're honestly a weakling pussy. Grow a spine cunt.

yeah because australia is full of normies who watch the game at the pub or with their friends / family.

I've literally made half the posts in both threads.

I won't be here on grand final day if Melbourne make it though.

So tomorrow could potentially be my last day on Cred Forums.

Why would you watch all year and completely avoid the grand final. What a waste of time.

Are you not posting from your phone?

fuck id belt you so easily you little shit

what a little bitch

Lmao cunt you're scared of going outside because of a few unsavoury characters. Kill yourself or man up.

Because Cronulla are a shit team, and so are Melbourne. Will be the most garbage game of the past decade.

I've been phoneposting all game.

I just can't wait till it's over anyway. Want to leave this cancerous site forever.

Add me on Facebook or Whatsapp or something.

fuck youre a nerd

Geelong are still being btfo btw

Even storm is preferable to the shire scum.

what is so cancerous about Cred Forums? :o

sharks cannot be allowed to win

Going for a 6km walk, followed by a 2km run once my phone is charged.

Remember when you first saw me post here with the pooltroll pic lmao

>not liking melbourne
>not liking cronulla
Subhuman retarded Queenslander trash detected

only in the western suburbs haha

I made this thread about last.fm and you made this reply.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/26791828/#26791850

That's when I found you.

What a shit opinion to have, can't wait until you fuck off forever.

Who am I talking to? Because I am 100% genuinely fucking off from this shit hole permanently.

why don't you fuck off back to /soc/, hmm?

Whats in your playlist?

Great post.

Reminder that Cronulla and Melbourne are the patrician's teams of choice.

triggered, cuck?

> Fri 12 Oct 2012

seems like yesterday

what year did you start here?

been using Cred Forums for 8 years, well past being triggered

Spotted the poorcunt casuals.

you say this as if anyone cares that you're leaving, this isn't reddit my dude, no one knows who you are haha

I know that no one cares. Ivan seems nice enough to keep in touch with though.

lazarus, should i date this prostitute that i have been seeing?

she has a kid and smokes...everything i hate but she is gorgeous and funny. and her ass... that fucking ass...

I didn't come to Cred Forums until 2011 when /fit/ died.

I found out about Cred Forums in 2006 when I was in grade 12, but didn't think much of it.

Started coming here, specifically Cred Forums, sporadically in 2007 and 2008, but still wasn't a regular. I got most of my "internet culture/memes" from encyclopaedia dramatica and last.fm in those days.

Cred Forums regular in mid 2009.

It's time to leave.

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didn't ask for the story of your life m8

You don't even have a job to support her, let alone her kid, or even yourself. It's a dead end mate.

So fucking white. Creeps me out.

i know ;_; but i want her and she likes me

she knows i don't work so she must like me for who i am

Sounds similar to me mate.

I was about 14 when I discovered this place. I wish I never had.

A friends cousin told me this place was good to find porn.

Started out on /s/. Not regularly, but I remember coming here maybe once every few months. That was maybe 2008 or so.

Remembered the porn thing in 2010/2011 and have been a regular ever since.

Went from Cred Forums to /fit/ to Cred Forums. Now I only use Cred Forums and this board.

> prozzie
> has a son
> smokes

yeah go for it man, should work out great between you two and everyone will live happily ever after

yeah i will probably leave soon

Cred Forums is just boring now

so predictable and stale

*daughter

Don't know where I'm going to talk about footy now though.

Might just have to stop following sports.

When I used it in 2011-2013 or so I felt like I was actually enjoying this website. Had mad laughs at ridiculous green text stories. Now it just feels like every man and their dog comes here. It's saturated with kids and people trying to be as edgy as possible. Get sick of people trying to start arguments over everything too and the constant "cuck" posts.

even worse lol

You just reminded me of that diversity ad and that the fat guy from the ronnie johns half hour went tranny.

Honestly man, I'll still watch league next year, but I won't be wasting my Saturdays and Sundays watching every single game. I won't tip games either. I'll just catch them when their on FTA TV. It's way too consuming. Like a crutch almost because I waste my days doing nothing anyway.

sounds like you lot are just getting old

29 bro

you're 10 years older than me

22. This place is a shit hole now. Whether I'm stuck in my old ways with nostalgia goggles or not. I definitely feel like this place is a shit hole more than ever.

28 next year.

I don't want to be here when I'm 30 m8.

I might revert back to being a rugby-league casual. I didn't really follow it that much outside of Origin and the finals before I came to Cred Forums.

I grew up watching it casually because of my dad. I never took it seriously up until about 3 years ago though. Might do the same as you. I kind of hate Origin these days though. I definitely think it fucks up the whole season. It's here to stay though.

>all these butthurt cuckslanders itt

I support Canberra though.

I didn't watch it at all outside of Origin while I was in primary school, mainly because of wog father. I was mainly into soccer and tennis.

Even with Origin I was pretty casual. I remember on last.fm Joshy once said something about "cattledog" and I had no idea what he was talking about.

And now with Josh Reynolds and Ivan leaving, the last of the old boys are gone.

It's time for a new generation to lead au/sp/.

kek good luck
you would be best leaving too because this site is fucking dead as far as i'm concerned

Fair enough. My dad played as a kid, so it he tried to bring me up with it. I ended up playing union though, kek.
Or you could quit and get your life on track.

ivan you croatian cunt
do you still check your lastfm because i will drop you a line one day to catch up with you
unless you want to go back to using msn

Did Matt quit Cred Forums too? I know he was at uni, someone here said he had a girlfriend too.

KEK

YOU need to get YOUR "life" on track. You're in your mid 20s and have no hope in life. Your unemployed and spend your days on Cred Forums.

I'm literally and unironically 16.

Got my whole life ahead of me.

You should just kill yourself.

>I'm literally and unironically 16.

Goodbye, user.

Ivan mate. You want to keep in touch on FB or nah? Either way I'm not too worried if you find it weird.

Does MSN still even exist?

I used to check my last.fm every few months just to see if anything was happening. Brittany came back, lel.

But I haven't been on there in a year I think.

Yeah, add me m8. I don't use Facebook itself, but I use the messenger a lot.

I only use the messenger too. What's your last name? Sorry I forgot.

brittany lmao
what a dumb white slut she is
probably has three kids by now

i miss ozge ;_;

Just search for Ivan and narrow it down to queensland or something.

If you can't find me, leave a message on my last.fm and I'll link you.

Despotovski

>tfw you will never talk to ivan again

Can't find you at all. Don't even remember your email either. There's about 10,000 Ivan's in QLD.

last name starts with K

last.fm/user/_lazarus_

Make a throwaway account and message me.

Alright. Messaging you now.

>buy me subscription
>get banned

>tfw you con walkbro into making a lastfm account

kek, and that I gave you two of my accounts that were made in 2010 or 2009 to use, and you immediately got them banned

Fucking cunt. It won't let me send a message. Here's my profile.

last.fm/user/KanyeBowie

lmao
i deleted one of them actually hahaha

looking back, i wish i had have kept it now. it was 1848 wasn't it?

you should keep this account and everyone here should start using lastfm

It'd be like 98% hip hop scrobbles.

I think that was the one that got banned. It was Louis Xii you deleted I'm pretty sure

oh right

damn. i would be rocking that 1848 account right now if it was still around. you can't make usernames that start with numbers anymore.

so where are you going to go now that you have decided to leave Cred Forums (implying you will leave)

gross
why did white kids have such poor taste in music now

Hopefully I'll be busy in real life.

As for online, I have an account on Whirlpool that I've had since 2007. I'll see if they talk footy there.

It's my favourite genre. Although I listen to most genres.

I always picture Whirpool as a bunch of 40 something year old men having discussions on the best deals they can get at their local electronics store. Dunno why, just do.

hahahaha

that is exactly what it is

Do you still have access to this account of yours?

It's from 2010

last.fm/user/Gefuehlsgefickt

That does happen (a LOT), but there's more to it. And there are young people there as well.

I made an account about 5 years ago. I still have it. I think I've made all of about two posts.

tell me, are you really engaged to an ex prostitute?

Ivan if you are still here, I replied to you on Last.FM.

That is my account. I made it so we could get in contact properly.

lol what the fuck is this

i didn't make that account

kek

KEK

K E K

Never mind, added you on FB. Got the inbox message.

you cunt
why did you report me all the time ;_;

I have messages from you in my inbox from that account though.

nice profile pic m8

It's from my mates 21st in 2015. It's old as. I look a little different now.

my pic is from 2011

probably going to kill myself tonight

bye lads

cant stop thinking about my whorefu

i really dont know if i should get involved with her

she is so nice i cant imagine anything bad happening

but she does have a lot of baggage and that usually never ends well

fuck

How old are you again mate? I know you're older than I am. 28 was it?

I'm 27.

Ah okay. Hey how do you make your profile so private like yours is? Unless mine already appears that way to other people.

same age as my whorefu

What does my profile look like to you?

last.fm/user/stfudoncarlos

LADS SING IT WITH ME NOW

UP UP CRONULLA THE BOYS IN THE BLACK WHITE AND BLUE

Really blank. No "friends" on there. Can't look through older profile pics (unless you never changed it). No cover pic or anything. Like a ghost account kinda.

UP UP CRONULLA
THE NAME OF THE SHARKS FITS YOU

bye

I've had a few different profile pics, no clue why you can't see them.

I remember changing some privacy settings years ago now where things are only visible to me, like friends.

And I never uploaded a cover photo.

RAIDERS HAVE THE FORWARD PACK

Yeah I can't view any of your profile pics or anything. Not worried or anything, just found it strange.

Anyway, thanks for adding me. It'll be good to keep in touch once I leave this website. Grand final can't come soon enough. Gives me something to look forward to I guess..

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Roosterman, are you here?

Don't be an idiot

He's almost never here anymore.

;-;

i wanted him to join the /nrl/ Facebook group

>AusWORM called Roosterman
Is he your TopDog?

What's the /nrl/ Facebook group? Also, Roosterman is Soggy right?

just found ivan's facebook

literally looking at photos of him at a wedding right now

this whole "community" is collapsing very quickly

that's ozbargain

Good site for Dominos vouchers.

it's cos the cows lost, they wern't supposed to lose the GF was supposed to be raiders vs cows and nobody cares who wins because everybody loves the cows and raiders it would of been a good game too we're just so lost

slowcunt 2bh

I for one will be leaving if Sean leaves

There is literally no value or redeeming factor in staying when he leaves

post the pic then cunt, i'm literally saving it right now

Well I am leaving, and I suggest you do to if you want to improve your life.

>it's a walkcunt pretends to leave only to return a week later episode

Sadly, you won't see me next year. I 100% guarantee it.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/66107164/#q66113702

Dont have my computer, but heres a post i made 6 months ago

that's not a wedding pic

>tfw your grammar (mind you, his comma placement sucks) isn't good enough to be walkcunt's
I pray for his death daily. God hates sinners and he is one.

Remember when we found you on Cred Forums after you said you were leaving the site forever? Just don't blogpost and noone will know otherwise

But you won't see me anyway because I won't be here.

check out the honker on this cunt on the left lads

Melbourne on premiership watch

It's what Australia should look like

Melbourne Storm on premiership watch.

>melbourne win nrl
>sydney win afl

Getting real sick of this episode

Just woke up lads

>A fucking leaf

Also Melbore haven't won anything yet

You think JT cried last night?

What the fuck is a "Preliminary Final"
Do you dim cunts now even understand the word final?
You put the moron back into oxymoron.

probably cut his wrists and poured the blood into his headgear

>tfw melbourne will win the hip again
Yawn.

>Implying it won't raiders v cronulla

I seriously hope it is

raiders haven't won in like 25 years and cronulla have never won, It'd be good for the game

Spotted the redditor lads

I really hope so.

Pregame thread is up.