/nfl/

I hope both those overrated fucks have season enders this weekend.

>Redskins front office leaks news to female reporters for blowjobs

Only teams can avoid Patriots will be in Superbowl: Denver, his defense is GOAT, and Ravens, a team with guts, character, that knows to compite, not like the Texans, steelers or something like that, but I'm not sure they will be in Playoffs...

so the Pats have a easy road to SB, just beat Broncos if they appear in his path

>get blown out by the chip kelly eagles with a full staff
>lose half your starters and beat 2 playoff teams like it's nothing

> so the Pats have a easy road to SB, just beat Broncos

That's not an easy road

Pats eagles broship

more easy than other teams, they already have win his division, only have to worry about one team, they have 3-4 months to study Bronco's defense, in these months belichick can found multiple plans to beat this defense

It is at Foxboro

Autism.

>Colts are shit
>Texans are shit
>Jags are shit

Looks like the Titans are going to the playoffs as a 7-9 team.

nope the Week 15 game is in Mile High

>Brock

The play off one will be at Foxboro though

I mean, we don't know that yet. We're not even 3 weeks through the season. Last year everyone was certain the Pats would go 16-0 and the Broncos wouldn't be relevant.

Why do so many americans have second teams?

The Patriots arrived to their late season games on gurneys last year and still made a push to the AFCCG. This year they're knocking on the door of perfection with a rotating door under center and have been essentially Gronk-less.

The question I ask you now is this: Is Bill Belichick actually a dark wizard?

>This is what pure evil looks like

why do swecucks watch american sports?

materialism and globalism deleted our culture and sense of humanity. now we're just smart animals looking to satisfy our desires.

i like the emotional rollercoaster that is sport, so i watch a lot of sport, among that the nfl.

the fact that this is an american sport is not what made me watch it. i just watch because it is a sport.

I can respect that. And to answer your previous question, I don't know. I personally am exclusive to the Patriots. The only time I cheer for a team that isn't the Patriots, it's whoever's playing the Jets/Bills/Dolphins

Because there's only 16 games a season for your team and teams from opposite conferences play each other once in 4 years so you may as well double up on your viewing without any conflict of interests

damn

americans have also fell for the materialism virus

there is no loyalty to a team anymore.

cuck

>Euro rooting for the most successful team of the decade
>Euro rooting for a team named after an American patriot

Fucking disgusting

takes one to know one.

...

no it doesn't. seriously if your country doesn't have it's own code of football it invented you're a cultureless shithole.

>source: your ass

Your "version" of football doesn't let you lay claim to shit. Leave Swedebro alone or I'll get them emus after you again.

>patriotism is exclusive to the USA

wew lad

except being one of the oldest codes in existence, anyway I'll let you fellas get back to your circlejerk

your country is a cultureless shithole and only an extention of the anglofags. come back when abo sports is the most popular sport in australia

>Bill actually plays to his QB's advantage rather than running the same offense with every one
>Wins

Color me surprised

I should make more Von gifs/webms

*American patriot

I know it's hard for you to read anything that isn't positive win records, but please. Read, bandwagoner.

Just drop the shitposting, m8.

>*American patriot
You do realise that the vast majority of Europe was either supportive or neutral towards the Revolution, right?

There are even statues of multiple Polish revolutionary generals at Pennsylvania Avenue. If anything, the fact that the team is named after the American Patriots is a reason for supporting them, not against.

>mfw some nigga at work says Brady is better than Farve

Thanks for ruining my morning Sweden.

I would chop off my left hand if it meant belicheat would come to my team

beli = lombardi
brody = starr

great qb but not at all in the goat conversation

god fortsättning på dagen, user

Who should I start in a .5 ppr 5pt passing rd league

Russell Wilson against the 49ers
Ryan Tannehill against the browns

I don't know who to go with...

Who is Farve?

...

Seahawks offense is hot garbage and Wilson might still be hobbled with the ankle. The 49ers look better than expected too.

I'd go with Tannehill.

>I know it's hard for you to read anything that isn't positive win records

It actually just is.

Anyway, I really don't see what's the deal with supporting an American team called the Patriots. The name is irrelevant.

Do you have to be a native-American to support the Redskins? No.
Do you have to be a Cowboy to support Dallas? No.
Do you have to be a sheep-fucker to support the Rams? Yeah, probably, but the point remains.

Starr has more championships, a higher postseason win percentage and highest postseason passer ratting in history

Bill set up the browns (ravens) as a SB contender and has went 14-5 in the regular season when brady has been hurt/suspended and won a AFCCG

feel lucky I gave your top tier game-manager as much credit as I did, kiddo

Portugal, stop. he's already dead

That's what I was thinking. I just have no faith in Miami's offense.

I think the convergence of only being able to air it out with Miami, and the browns being the browns (Aka bad) is where I'm gonna lean.

Thanks for your opinion btw

Belichick is in the discussion for greatest coach of all time, no question about it, but Brady's rings, and willing his team to win in clutch situations makes him the GOAT QB. Super Bowl 49? all brady in that 4th quarter. Simply the best super bowl performance of all time, no question about it.

fuck I need to mix up my meme idioms.

>Belichick has done this and that and those

>Browns
36-44 (.450) record
1 playoff win

>Patriots without Brady (Bledsoe, Cassel, Garoppolo, Brisset)
18-18 (.500) record
0 playoff wins

>Patriots with Brady
172-51 (.771) record
22 playoff wins

>Belichick with Brady
14 seasons
13 top 10 offenses
8 top 5 offenses
5 top 3 offenses
3 number 1 offenses

>Belichick without Brady
7 seasons
1 top 10 offenses (same offense that broke every record 12 months earlier)
0 top 5 offenses
0 top 3 offenses
0 number 1 offenses

It's Favre you retard

Lrn 2 spell

>"""""broncos""""" fan
>I should make more Von gifs/webms

Really makes you think

Is Von Miller an overrated bust?

She could catch it

>People slobbering on Patriot dick in September again.

Is Old Bay still here?

Do you have the be a Euro bandwagoner to claim a team you have no relation to while it's in a good era?

Yes.

Just own it, man. You gonna give people shit for not having a record like your teams, the least you can do is take what you dish out. Your butthurt tells all.

He got btfo

Wasn't receiving enough (You)'s and withered away. Sad, but it's how all tripfaggots die eventually.

Read
the
post
I
was
responding
to
you
cunt

>You gonna give people shit for not having a record like your teams

I didn't give people shit at all, I only said "who /19-0/ here?". Dont' twist the facts.

>Do you have the be a Euro bandwagoner to claim a team you have no relation to while it's in a good era?

What reasons do you consider legitimate for picking a team if you're born in a place without an NFL team?

titans are also shit wtf are you talking about. as shit as the texans are, the colts jags and tits are all infinitely more shit

thats how shit the south is

I send: Jamaal Charles
I get: Isaiah Crowell; Marvin Jones

Should I give up on charles before his stock really starts to plummet?

No one cares about your fantasy team

Yes, he's not coming back from another acl at that age and Chiefs had found capable replacements for him

Where'd all the toxin fgts go? They got blanked and tryhard bill o' brian got absolutely btfo, guy ran the ball on 3 & 8 when his team was down a touchdown trying to outsmart his mentor wew.

Dude I'm rooting for a team that moved away from my city. I don't care who you root for. My first comment was talking shit that you took way too seriously.

But you are a bandwagoner.

But I am just giving you shit.

I studied abroad in Madrid last year, by the way. Awesome place. Didn't understand all the Taylor Swift being played though, was funny.

They needed loads of penalties and 3 recalled tds to beat the lions lel

Why would you keep rooting for a team that literally abandoned you?

>buy high on two players and sell low on a potential top 5 rb who hasn't played a snap yet
Steal of the century for the guy getting Jamaal.

JUST

I send: Tavon Austin + Allen Hurns
I get: Sterland Sterling Shepard

I'm going to accept, I propose the trade

...

Trading to yourself?

...

Because I'm retarded, obviously. Might jump ship to the Raiders, though. Probably not.

I send: Spencer Ware
I get: D'angelo Williams

I also own Jamal Charles and Leveon Bell

Trade wouldn't go through until week 4

>some spic who heard of the NFL 4 years ago
>some Canadian who didnt even have a dad to watch football with
>jew

nice fanbase you got there

>18-18 (.500) record
belichick has not had 36 games without brady on the pats
cassel went 11-5
jimmy the wop is 2-0
brisset is 1-0
and in 2000 they went 5-11 before brady was the starter

D'Angelo has been money for my friend this season. Solid pickup.

If you have WR depth, go ahead.

No, stay out of Oakland rasm faggot

>Might jump ship to the Raiders
whitebois not allowed >:(

Y tho

They went 0-2 in 2001 with Bledsoe before the Jets caved in his chest

If you werent reppin the raiders when they were 2-14 you ain't reppin them now

I've been making OC for Raiders fans for years, plus it's not like they just won an Owl. Or even the division.

Is Aaron Rodgers still elite?

Everyone i know goes away in the end.

Why does this girl look like the illegitimate love child of Tim Brody and Kirk Cousins

is there a video of her getting sacked?

I slobber on patriot dick every year

>Hey user
>Go deep!!

hey, those calves aren't bad

>you now realize Aaron Rodgers is mirroring Brady pre chiefs 2014

brody
2013 - statistically worst season in this era ending in 1-1 postseason record
2014 - slow start and people wondering if he still has it
....
aarin
2014 - statistically worst season in career ending in 1-1 postseason record
2016 - slow start and people wondering if he still has it
!!!

tom brady the time traveler

Giants fan here,

Dont worry, I have a terrible feeling about this game. Every time we are supposed to beat the skins we get shit on.

2000: 16 starts by Bledsoe (5-11)
2001: 2 starts by Bledsoe (0-2)
2008: 15 starts by Cassel (10-5)
2016: 3 starts by Garoppolo (2-0) and Brisset (1-0)

16+2+15+3 = 36 games
5+10+2+1 = 18 wins
11+2+5= 18 losses

you really shouldn't have made me do this but alright

>>have no relation to
>live in Boston for years
>get into football and obviously start following the pats because it's the local team
>move abroad again
>can't even mention the pats in Cred Forums without being shit on for being a bandwagoner
While flags are nice for some bants this board would be better without them.

Who gives a fuck about salty faggots, especially this Rams tripfag who is probably masturbating over pictures of jared goff

Patriots are geographically the closest team to euros, so its fine

How do texans fans feel waking up today? Shit was embarassing last night, might be one of the worst loses in the history of the game. To not even manage a field goal in the pro-offense era is amazing. Just wondering 2bh, not trying shitpost.

>Patriots are geographically the closest team to euros, so its fine

every euro bandwagoner's excuse

>Literally the truth
>excuse

Lol

Rivers and Forte won Fedex ground and air players of the week.

I have more excuses. New England has the largest Portuguese community in the US. Portuguese-Americans make up 6% of the population in Massachusetts. I have an aunt and two cousins and another friend living there, and I've visited Boston twice.

Nobody gives a fuck about a distance when all the teams are ocean away, they should be honest with themselves and admit that they picked the best team to support and drop the "closest to me" act

...

What did he meme by this?

>Picking the away team at fucking Gillette

Is this dude retarded?

Jaworski is so butthurt about the Patriots, it's amazing

>The question I ask you now is this: Is Bill Belichick actually a dark wizard?
That's the Dark Lord of the Sith to you.

How big will the asshurt be when Loins pull this one out

Well, he said Kaep could be a top all time QB

btfo

Brady is objectively better than farve

They won't. The Packers have the ref in that will ensure their victory.

The guy that gave them that phantom facemask that let Rodgers get his "miracle" win last year? The guy that the NFL admitted missed16 calls that the Jags should've received in game 1 against the Packers this year?

Yep.

The fix is in.

Reminder that the Jets are NYCs biggest football team.

Except you dot know any of this you stupid retard. This is how shitters like you lose in real leagues with people actually playing

PEOPLE WITH PERSECUTION COMPLEXES POWER RANKINGS

1. THE DETROIT LIONS
2. OUTLANDER PATRIOTS """FANS"""
POWER GAP
3. THE JUDAIC RELIGION

FACT.

If you'd read the thread, you'd have realized it was a joke. Probably I'll-delivered considering the shitshow it caused, but still.

Plus, Goff is shit.

In terms of what, money or fansize? I think the Giants have us beat with both of that.

Where in boston

texans fan here.

i want to die a very slow death right now. i wouldn't feel as bad if last night was a close loss, but it wasn't even a competition, it was a boston massacre.

i still feel like we are a good team who can't compete in primetime

All it will take is 1 Jets superbowl win and you will see. The Giants have won 2 recently and they can't conclusively claim to be bigger than the Jets. It's quite pathetic really.

Found the retard

>1 Jets Super Bowl

They would have a difficult path to one. They're not winning their division. They would have to go on the road against Pats, Broncos, or Steelers. They would deserve the Owl if they got through those three though.

CHI

see you in Mexico City ;)

I am still salty about the fact we could've had Khalil Mack AND Derek Carr but didn't have either because Rick Smith has no balls and no brains.

Dorchester

I'm sorry

Southie here

JUST

How is the new Madden

Why was the other general kill?

this one was posted first on the old thread and gained more posts first.

really makes you think

One looks like an NFL ready QB and the other can't start on a team that has one of the worst QB situation in the league. Coaching can't be responsible for creating such a chasm between them in just 3 months

>Fisher's track record with QBs
>Probably didn't even want Goff to begin with

Goff doesn't stand a chance

It's like a homeless man just wandered in and started coaching a team and the front office was like "fuck it, let's see what happens."

Then 4superb owls happened

be nice

His brains are mashed potatoes

Antonio gates is pretty much done, 2bh

Has gotten a bit too old and his body can't do it anymore

>Austin Seferian-Jenkins released by Buccaneers

...

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?

DUI arrest

Tampa Bay don't want none of that

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/09/23/seferian-jenkins-tweets-goodbye-to-tampa-bay/

i'm tellin ya man this season just keeps getting better and better

JUST

>mfw the Patriots pick up ASJ and he becomes the greatest tight end of all time

that is inevitable yes

>BUSC

>Belichick hiring more blacks than is necessary to not appear racist

Can he block?

Brisset hurt his thumb

Are you ready for EdelGOAT at QB?

he's 6'6 and 260lbs

he can block

jacoby briscut has no thumb

julian edelman in at qb

>want to be a raidersfag because of based Carr
>look up raiders booster clubs in my area
>they are all in the stabby spic part of town

He might replace Bennett next season then

...

"Unless they say mean things to me. I can't block that out."

>3rd string QB throwin balls without the use of his thumb
>still better than Brock Osweiler

Go to EDP's house and play eagles booster club with him

>Bills lose this week
>Edelman starts next week
>Patriots win
>Rex gets fired after 0-4 start

>couldn't block out the bantz

Disgusts me how good the Patriots are

who becomes interim HC?

/r/ing that pic of incognito with his eyes blocked out

Harambe

>The Patriots will win with their emergency quarterback next week

THEY
CAN'T
BE
STOPPED

when is Jimmy projected to come back?

>they will literally win next week with Edelman at QB

feelsbadman

Is Edelman actually passing the ball next week?

either the Wop will play or they'll sign their practice squad QB

He was in contention for yesterday so there's a chance he starts

If I were Peyton Manning, I'd stay in the NFL as long as possible, just so nobody will ever break my passing yards record.

is he the greatest coach in all of sports history?

>protip: he is

>The pats with with literally no qbs on the roster
>They think Brody isn't a system babby
It's the ultimate proof

Belichick's had enough of this shit and he's putting pads on next week. He's going to throw 36/40, 4 TDS, 0 INT

hey, peyton, what about those steroids?
hey, peyton, how are those steroids doing?

...

Did you see the game? Patriots scored 3 touchdowns, 2 off turnovers in Houston redzone and 1 after Blount broke off for a 40 yard run. It would've been a 50-burger with Brady

>Pats QB needs surgery in thumb

Will they finally loose?

The Pack have been god awful during the Rodgers era.
Dude's the definition of a meme qb.

the lord and savior derek carr is always willing to accept new fans

m.wcvb.com/sports/report-jacoby-brissett-injured-in-pats-win-over-texans-rookie-qb-may-need-surgery/41798088

whos going to pick him up?

raiders were going to select him and they need a TE badly

It's finally his time to shine.

>espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17619381/hall-fame-coach-mike-ditka-says-no-respect-colin-kaepernick

>"I think it's a problem ... anybody who disrespects this country and the flag," Ditka, an ESPN analyst, said during a radio interview Friday with 105.3 The Fan in Dallas. "If they don't like the country they don't like our flag ... get the hell out."

>"I have no respect for Colin Kaepernick -- he probably has no respect for me, that's his choice," he added. "My choice is, I like this country, I respect our flag, and I don't see all the atrocities going on in this country that people say are going on."

>"I see opportunities if people want to look for opportunity -- now if they don't want to look for them -- then you can find problems with anything," Ditka said. "But this is the land of opportunity because you can be anything you want to be if you work. If you don't work ... that's a different problem."

BASED DITKA

Goat Edelman to the rescue nigga

The jest have literally no home games.
Every crowd is split near 50/50.
The fuck are you talking about?

Ditka saying what we're all thinking

Everyone knows Namath has to die before we win one.

Forget about Wentz, i'm honestly more shocked that this fucking dork has looked convincing as a head coach.

seriously, look at this shit:

twitter.com/Eagles/status/777971035836526592?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

>Brissett ded

Post Goodell's fw the Patriots win by 30 with Edelman

>bill...it's time...

>no bosa against the Colts

M-maybe next week

Tell me about it. His early press conferences were kind of sappy but he seems legit.

>twitter.com/RapSheet/status/779393866864754688

>#Patriots QB Jacoby Brissett’s thumb injury is not deemed to be a serious one, source said. Will be monitored, but the team has 10 more days

Sucks but with 10 days until the next game either Garoppolo or Brisset should recover enough to start.

I kinda wanted to see the jew start tho lol

seems like text book speak softly carry a big stick
maybe he has autism
he was correct on all those predicted defensive calls

Too bad their fan base is too fucking erratic for anyone to succeed. When the first blow out happens radio stations are going to start questioning his leadership and by the end of the season they will want a scape goat

the Jew Manlet era begins next Sunday

Why is Edelman so handsome

It actually makes me jealous as fuck

>13 years of Andy Reid

VINCE YOUNG WHEN

It's fucking happening

His was questioned his entire tenure there and when things go bad the team didn't give him any slack for all the success that he had. Then he goes to another team and makes them an instant playoff contender. Philly fans just don't stick through tough times which is weird because they have mostly only seen tough times

>Chargers DE Joey Bosa (hamstring) is out for Week 3. His debut remains on hold.

>Chargers DE Joey Bosa (hamstring) is out for Week 3. His debut remains on hold.

>Chargers DE Joey Bosa (hamstring) is out for Week 3. His debut remains on hold.

>this wild ride

I don't like it
I kinda do though
Can't fucking wait till week 5

It looks like Blount is going to have to step up again.

he's been a stud these last two games

Bust a move.

Reeeeeeeeeee

I hope your mother gets ovarian cancer and you have to watch her die.

Kind of don't want Brady to come back. I want to see Belichick win every week with a new QB at the helm.

Its kinda hilarious how BB has everyone so spooked that they are convinced he could throw in a 5ft10 WR who has played almost zero football at QB in the last 10 years and actually win a game.

Truly the GOAT

>mfw Pats Giants Superb Owl and Eli beats Brady again

This place will never recover.

>Edelkike about to start at QB

is this the GOAT season guys?

>tfw you don't play the pats untill late season

Thank god. Getting embarassed by Brady isn't as bad as getting btfo by literal whos.

Time for the Iron Hebrew to lead Pats Nation to the promised land!

>Yfw Belichick beats Rex by 30 using the Wing T

>He thinks that VaGiants are going to make the playoffs.

The second half collapse is right around the corner. 8-8 is in your future.

>Belichick is going to get Rex fired using Edelman as QB

And they'll still make the playoffs. The NFC East and whatever team you like are all shit. The Giants are just the stiffest turd.

Iggles look competent atm

Guys I can't tell anymore, is Edelman REALLY about to be qb or are you guys just memeing me? Its quite a while til next Sunday, a thumb sprain should heal by then

Against the Browns and the Bears most teams look good against those shit defenses

word is its a torn ligament

but Jimmy should be in good enough condition to play the Buffalo game

You mean like how Cowboys fans scream for Garrett's head every time they lose?

>Then he goes to another team and makes them an instant playoff contender

Good for him. Sometimes situations get stale.

He still can't run a 2 minute drill in a playoff game.

Torn ligament, dat nigga ded. Edeljew will be QB and get season ended.

spoke too soon

twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/779402029043027968

This is the Patriots worst starter vs """the best""" player in the league

>guy shits on league for 4 straight years
>gets stopped one game
>S-SEE I T-TOLD YOU HE WAS B-BAD

lmfao

he's never sacked a NE QB in his career

Whatever happened to Clowney?

No one talks about him anymore

>Throw ball 19 times
>All throws 3 step drops
>Average depth of target is under 7 yds
WOW GUYS NOBODY CAN SACK OUR QB WE SO GUD

Like it's the only time Watt has been neutralized.

The mighty Giants O-line has managed to stuff him every time Houston and NY have met.

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>3 days and a rookie to prep for Texans
>shut them out 27

>10 days and Edelman for Buffalo game
>100pt shut out

you may only respond to this post if your team is 3-0 :))

>tfw wildcard bound

please god fire gus already help

pretty sure maymay watt gets obliterated everytime he plays the pats lol
>maymay watt

POLL POLL POLL POLL

strawpoll.me/11287260
strawpoll.me/11287260
strawpoll.me/11287260
strawpoll.me/11287260

Gus has just been extended for five more years now.

Pats fans, who would you prefer to succeed Bill?

a) McDaniels
b) Patricia
c) Bill's son
d) Tom Brady

Are you retarded? Go back to drinking tea or something fuckface

>muh team cancer

Marty B is chill as fuck

Patricia by far

–McDaniels has shown to be a shit HC
–I doubt Bill's son has his dad's football mind and black magic/Force
–Brady would never be a coach

Belichick is an immortal undead Lich

except he isnt, him and his brother are literal nignog cancer

He crumbles against real opponents, all the time.

Literally a stat padder in a cupcake division

In all his games against the Pats hes never had a fucking sack

Martellus Bennett is a gentleman and a scholar

already better than Chandler

leaf

Are people really surprised by this? He missed all of training camp and every pre season game. Even without the injury it would've been retarded to expect him to play before week 5

>leaves
don't reply to them

Ya ya, muh team cancer muh hes a nigger thats supports black people ot being unjustly killed so obviously hes an awful human being

He's been tremendous so far and everyone on the team loves him and hes wicked interactive with the fan

>being a literal britcuck

you cant make this shit up

No he's a literal nignog, just read any interview ever, he harasses ordinary people just for kicks and him and his brother raped women before in college

he's a good player but a fucking god awful nigger

and what do you mean black people unjustly killed? maybe you shouldnt try to kill a cop with your gun and then you wouldnt get shot by a police officer

stupid fucking niggers

Predict the Buffalo@New England game score in week 4

New England 31
Buffalo 13

He has only had 2 sacks iirc against winning record teams in the last 3 years

a fucking meme

...

He literally never sacked a Patriots QB in like 5 games. And he was a non factor in stopping the run too.

Where did you find this pic looks exactly like my dog

Tfw that's my dog

How do we get them an owl?

Holy shit that's my dog, how did you obtain this photograph?

your dog is living a double life

Turn back time to when you had prime Tomlinson

>yfw gaint vs pats Superbowl rematch part III
>pats actually wins
>tom brady and big dick bill will retire

what the fuck, this looks identical to my dog that was stolen two years ago ?

trade them

Your dog has spotted tongue?

become traded to the patriots

It's not even what he said, retard.

Yet any coach would give their left nut to have Watt on their team. I believe Watt has been figured out, and even if he is explosive right at the snap, his size still slows him down, as fast as he is, for his size that is. He's lost his no.1 spot to Von Miller. Miller is just, if not even more explosive, doesn't get gassed as quickly, hard to block because of his speed, and plays multiple positions.

He may be able to win that shit division but when it's time to play playoff teams (last night and chiefs game last playoffs) he disappears. O'Brian should have tried to do some meme stuff with him at tight end but they couldn't get into red zone with Hopkins. Absolutely embarrassing.

673-5

Everything but the spotted tongue ears might be different. He lives with someone else now but he's in Boston you're from mass thought you somehow met him. Is he half German Shepherd half Australian kettle dog?

>Yet any coach would give their left nut to have Watt on their team.
Only stupid ones that haven't figured out both DL and OL work as a unit. Take a look at the Ravens Dline, works even when a starter is injured.

And I'm not saying Watt is bad.

Ours is part hound part chow and photogenic as fuck

Tomlinson is overrated. I still remember when Rivers was playing with a fucked ACL and Tomlinson was on the bench with a sprained ankle.

Tomlinson was amazing, what are you on about

You guys are retarded. Patriots need two QBs on the active roster. The only available QB they have will be Garoppolo which means they'll have to sign a free agent QB.

Believe he's talking about afc championship against pats in 07

24-21 Bills

>They won't know it's me. It's not like I put "Aldon Smith"

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ow0T-ykJu20

What did he mean by this?

Chargers made it to the championship back in like 06 or 07. Rivers got sent off with a fucked ACL, and came back later talking shit to fans with a brace on his knee not giving a fuck. Meanwhile, Tomlinson was on the bench because of a sprained ankle.

Yeah I agree, but if a subpar player could be taken out for Watt, you bet your ass that would happen.

>Marcus Cannon blocked someone
what is going on here?

>tfw Belichick could coach the Texans defense

Brissett's injury is not serious

Wow a QB can still throw with a bonk knee
having a RB run with a fucked up ankle is fucking stupid and would be otherwise unproductive lol

>Entire thread is pats discussion

Kys bandwagon cunts

You must be new, welcome to newengland general. The rest of us are only here forthe scraps.

Cam will end this faggotry in the owl. The pats just have to do their job and knock off Denver

>a fucking leaf
You realize an ACL injury is season ending for any position, right? You literally cannot stand up straight without your ACL, your knee slowly gives in. It is like one leg is constantly trying to bend while the other is fine.

Rivers had to squat to go under center, drop back, and step up to throw. Every position uses their fucking knees/legs. The fact that we've seen people literally collapse on the floor in near tears over an ACL tear before and not see them again until next season speaks volumes for how big Rivers' balls are.

Meanwhile, you have your supposed "franchise player" sitting on the bench because of a hurt ankle. Sorry man, but that isn't a good look. Rivers has and always will be the Chargers only good player, they got fucking lucky to get him and the fact that they have wasted his career like this is an insult.

>Cam will end this faggotry
>sp has witnessed two Pats owl losses along with a handful of playoff losses
>implying Patsfags will die off

I have bad news

Wow a QB can still throw with a bonk knee
having a RB run with a fucked up ankle is fucking stupid and would be otherwise unproductive lol

The haircut helps a lot.

No QB other than Rivers can get away with those kind of performances and then have all the fans accuse the franchise of wasting his talent.

>230 yards
>0 TD
>1 INT
>43% completion

>211 yards
>0 TDs
>2 INTs
>51% completion

This is Rivers in Chargers play off losses in two consecutive seasons (on 14-2 and 11-5 teams).

inb4 Ribers apologists saying his horrendous showings don't matter because other Chargers had bad games too

Has Rivers ever did well this vs any other qb in the league that is better than him that not tom brady?

Did they stop teaching grammar in America

Yes
The kiddos talk with emojis

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

2bf, rivers is a better qb today than he was back with a prime LT

He is, a pretty great one too. But any other QB would've been slaughtered for that kind of play off choking

Best stadium ever?

HAS TIM TEBOW SIGNED TO THE PATRIOTS YET?

To be fair, that game against the Jets was pure bullshit. I remember a dropped pass bouncing on Gates' leg and being intercepted.

I also have to say, rivers wasn't at fault for the 14-2 loss, it wasn't his first year starting and the clusterfuck of Marlon mcree and going away from LT in the second half was a big reason behind that loss
And 07 was on that torn knee against the undefeated pats so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

H-he really does try his best

>grammer
ftfy

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Erin Coscarelli or Cynthia Frelund?

I don't watch enough porn to know who those are.

Your mother and sister

dank

BTFO BY TRIPS

>porn stars
That would explain why I never knew I had a sister and never met my mother.

Oh, did you know most porn stars state they have no families?

>Derrick Morgan coming back early because Dodd was going to Wally Pipp his ass

soon

Alright so I'm not calling Brady a system QB but seriously now. I'm starting to think he's a bit... overrated. Bellichecks system is fucking ridiculous. He's an amazing Coach. Hate him all you want but that man is a genius. Also the Patriots are always good.

That makes sense, most people would not like to have a porn star in the family, and would do a lot to distance themselves from them.

>That Brody salt
Wew

Is there a more likeable player in the NFL than Edelgod?

>protip: There isn't

I want to be friends with Edelman.

Larry Fitz

How come the Pats QBs keep getting hurt? Is their offensive line as bad as it was last year?

drew brees

aids

Big Ben

I JUST WANT MY TEAM TO BE GOOD

DEFENSE PLEASE STEP UP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

We must atone my brother for the sins of being good. For 30 years of being good we must endure 30 years of being shit.

>pats win SB against Giants
>no victory shirts since nobody bothered to even make them

Forgive me father for I hath sinned

idk theres at least one person out there who didnt like her experience with big ben

Seriously though, as a Niners fan I enjoyed watching you guys be the worst team in the league for over a decade

But even I have a little sympathy...I mean that shit was rough...

However...I know you guys will turn back into unbearable cocky assholes the second you experience a tiny bit of success, so I kind of want you guys to suck forever

>Diggs (Groin) held out of todays practice as a precaution

Oh God, he's going to die this weekend, isn't he?

>Muh Khalil Mack padding stats on rookie right guard
>Muh Del Rio bullshit scheme

serves you right raidniggers for all the shit you talked

Bad luck. The O-line has improved greatly from last season. Both injuries came on quarterbacks scrambling

Fuck off upside-down Singapore.

Relocate any team as you see fit

give a small description

It's a good thing you suck too because I can take pride in knowing that no Bay Area team will be good again.

Inb4 flurry of butthurt

Let's relocate them all to States that have never had a professional team before like Montana, Ohio or Idaho

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THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

The only way Cleveland ever gonna win a superb owl

SWEEEEET GEORGIA BROWN

you didnt explain missouri jaguars

>yfw they still manage to lose

Titans back to the Houston Oilers

You. I like you.

>Rams move to Oregon
>are in Oklahoma

Chip Kelly must be their coach

I just wish he wasn't a Jew
If he comes out as a wholly converted Christian I would love him indefinitely and would like to see him be bill's starting qbvafter great retires and he bridges them well till they draft another qb
>Implying garropolo and brisket won't be traded

>Browns confirm QB McCown broke collarbone

just what the fuck is going on in Cleveland?

Magic.

Kessler's ascension

it will be the darkest before it gets brighter

t. Oakland

>two rookies with incredibly high potential are both out with a broken hand
>both quarterbacks are dead and we have to rely on a rookie from USC with a noodle arm
>Josh Gordon doesn't come back until we face the Pats, but we're going to get shit on in that game so it barely matters

hold me

Jags go here.

>people shat on the Browns for drafting Kessler in the 3rd

they know themselves better than anyone

>Washington Redskins
stopped reading there, laughing too hard. 10/10 I don't need to see the rest.

>Chargers become the Louisville Chargers

y tho?

ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE?

Is the Vikings defense good or elite.

I watched the game on Sunday and they could have easily had 5-6 turnovers.

>the average fan will never appreciate how goat philip truly is
bad feel

so after starting 3-0 we can all agree that Toom brody literally has NOTHING to do with the Patriots winning since 2001

>being this butthurt by the goat

kek

brock has a ring after being carried last year too, brady is just like that but he did it more times.

Ever wonder what being an NFL QB is actually like?

>Be 6'4" 220
>throw a ball all day to WR
>literally all divas
>occasional 6'5" receiver
>Most of these guys are 5'10"
>they run shitty routes so you throw them open all day
>learn each one's shittiest route and throw midgetmen open all day
>watch them do little dances when you force them into position on bad routes
>efeminite as shit divas dancing while acting tough
>Dance Little Men, I am King of the ManMidgets

ayyyy i think you meant to say manning

yes, absolutely.*

* - if you have only a superficial understanding of football and know nothing about what a qb does

No brock was carried by the team, peyton held them back, it's different.

>patriots are now down to using Edelman as a QB
>they will still be 4-0

It's pretty evident god is on the patriots side Cred Forums. May as well join Americas team.

i meant mannings entire career

When you cheat as much as they do, it doesn't matter who throws the doctored ball.

patriots are canadas team
cowboys are americas team

no the bills are Canadas team

No I live in Canada and can assure you buffalel is in no way Canadas team

Fucking leaf giving up on Detroit
Top kek

It's Sean, not the loins leaf.

I WAS BORN INTO PATRIOTS ROYALTY YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHIT STAIN SCRUB

IVE BEEN WATCHING THE PATS SINCE YOUR MOMMA WAS CHANGIN YOOUR DIAPERS FUCBOI

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i dont remember seein him doing that lol

Makes me lol everytime

Anyone know if the JewFL is going to cancel the Panthers home game? We gonna riot near the stadium.

they said they werent

Why would they cry about an NFL game they'll probably win?

but they probably could've waited until the 7th and still got him

>there is literally one (1) "commentator" who legitimately and unironically believes that the $(ers will beat the us12s in centurylink

>2 days until the massacre

Who the fuck drops J Thomas

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Is anybody reppin them ever?

Seconded. That commercial where he leaves a message on his dead mothers voice mail slaps me right in the feels

fuck the defense

I think the Oline has only allowed 1 sack

Very consoling info

You'll only get so far with no defense.

I have a sneaking suspicion that the 49ers will beat the seahawks

our defensive coordinator is a fucking bitch who never calls blitzes, and darrell bevell is retarded

you underestimate the incompetence of jed york's naners

So did I.

and yet they'll still end the season sub .500

Are there any good reaction webms/gifs from this season yet?

>all these patriots bandwagon """"""""""fans""""""""""""

Lets just imagine for a moment that the 49ers win and at least part of the reason why is because they played better than people expected. You didn't see it coming but it actually happens, now what? How do your feelings of the team change after that?

>Played Aints, failcons

M8...

any victory will be pyrrhic and the only positive highlight of the season after that

plus i will have to deliver

>pyrrhic

Nigga over here usin' fancy words.

Or maybe he's a weaboo that watched RWBY, the first successful anime made in america.

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>MMD
>Anime
Pick one

Pretty fuckin lame 2bh.

IT ENDS SUNDAY

I agree. This "color rush" bullshit is lame especially when one team is in all white.

Could've been worse

Especially when the team is known for black.

Pretty hyped on the one for muh buncos. I can't seem to find anywhere to buy the replica, just some half assed dry fit shirt.

my eyes hurt

and most of their fans are black or dark brown

I'm the only red one though.

I kek'd

it can't be worse than bumblebee suits, right?

Could Belichick win with any QB in the league?

>edelman gets hurt on first snap and belichick says fuck this and suits up himself for qb

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Why doesn't the NFL sell Sam Mills jerseys when he's the greatest player in Panthers history? I want one.

No.

>Spends all week carefully planning his gameplan with the QB.
>Cutler just throws it to the other team anyway.

he's about to win with a WR

lel

stop fucking giving bill ideas

>mfw a casual has the odd acidity to say Tom Brady isn't the goatest QB of all time

>yfw ineligible flags

Will I get the fantasy points if I start Edelman at WR and he plays QB or completes passes?

yes but he isnt going to play qb

who /GOAT/ here

mmqb.si.com/mmqb/2016/09/22/nfl-von-miller-denver-broncos-strategies-stopping

Carolina did fairly well 2bh. Under center snaps or just sliding up to make an easily maintained pocket.

t. buncos fan

Rob Ryan

>GOAT
>article shows every way to stop him

Yeah...

Stopping him with the cost of leaving the other 3-4 guys on Denver's defense that would be the premier player on any other team an easy shot at the QB.

>the TEXANS go to New MEXICO

trump 2016

That's nice, but it takes away from his GOAT factor.

Follow him on Instagram.

All he posts is shit with his daughter. It's the cutest fucking shit ever and if you don't like that then you can get the fuck outta my face

i just want the texans to at least compete against good teams. why do the patriots kill us everytime.

i want to curl up in a ball and die. i wasn't expecting to be blown out.

why.... why god. why me. why can't the team im a fan of just be decent enough not to die in primetime. im not even mad at the patriots, i knew they would compete. i just don't understand this team anymore.

its just a charade, hes a fucking typical look at me im a nignog behavour

WOOOOOOOOOO BARBARA

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Well no, just every way to potentially slow him down. See the final paragraph.

>There's literally a JJ Watt commercial on when I'm typing this

im not a picky fan. i just ask that the texans stop shitting the bed everytime they play a competent team.

the worst part of it is, now people are shitting on j.j. watt. he's a pass rusher, and god himself can't sack qb's on a 3 step quick pass

Except every person with kids, no matter what race, does that shit on instagram.

Just stop supporting them. They will never have the QB, owner, or coach to get shit done. Bandwagon the Patriots like me. It feels so much better to win.

>le disappears in primetime games man

Big players make big plays in big games.

>didn't see his pick 6 in a playoff game
>will probably literally argue a regular season performance is more important

casual please go

That play was a fluke desu

I decided he was pure shit that time he whiffed on a would be blind side sack tackle on Romo and let him do that spin shit and throw a TD pass. Someone should post that webm or gif even actually.

thats the worst thing about it, man. i have too much pride. i can't do that because i grew up watching the Texans. i remember the first game with Derek Carr, beating the Cowboys.

I'll never root for the Titans either. i can't forgive them for leaving Houston. i'm stuck with this team forever.

and besides, its not like the owner isn't trying to build a good team. it's just that they have a .500 team every year that gives people a free win in the playoffs

I'm sorry Browns bros. this must be how you feel all the time. I'll never talk shit on you again.

>tfw nfl shop won't let me make a custom jersey with the name harambe

>yfw some college teams are using VR headsets to rapidly train players to identify openings in lines, incoming picks, not being sacked, etc
Who's gonna be the first NFL team to start doing it? Just imagine if they took a half hour out of every day training and had players do that. It's quicker than lining up for ball each time

>he's pure shit
>has two 20 plus sack seasons

he's not shit homie. maybe overrated, but he's not shit.

Did you forget 2010?

the past doesn't matter. i only care about right now.

Just hang in there man. Fans of other teams like to talk like us Patsfags don't know a losing season or know pain, and there is some truth in that because the fanbase quadrupled during the dynasty era, but I was around to see them shit the bed for seasons, along with getting cocky against the fucking Packers and dragon master Favre. The Toxins need to get rid of that bitch nigga Rick Smith

Whoever Chip Kelly is coaching after he gets fired from the 49ers in 2018 for only winning 13 games but not winning the superb owl

i agree 100 percent man. i knew that after he made this deal.
>pic related
and on your point about shitting the bed, i would just like to say that for the newest team in the NFL im proud that the Texans are at least competing, im just tired of being on the cusp of being a top contender. i feel like we've been there for 6 years.

i don't know, there is still a long season ahead, anything could happen. Maybe Brock stops trying to play hero and forcing the ball into coverage and starts playing qb, spreading the ball around and realizing that Nuk is not the only good reciever on the team

I want the entire cast of Sportsnation past and present to die horrible, horrible deaths

Please go easy on them, Aaron

Who's more overrated, Phillip Rivers or Tony Romo?

Rodgers is in a funk. You'll be fine.

133 Days Until The Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.

LeBron won one for Da Land
Csub Gonna win the Series
Who is the NFL equivalent? Eagles?

Browns

Sorry bruv, Penguins and Steelers win their Hips together

Browns or Lions.

Chargers gonna low key sneak their way into the playoffs and win one for da daygo

Fuck the Seahawks

Romo just cause the Cowboys get way more media attention

Rivers is underrated. Hardly anyone talks about him

>Bill Bellichick arranged a huge traffic jam to put the toxins into a comatose state before the game

6D chess

Is Joe Flacco elite?

GOAT pass interference baiter

My wetback cousin is in that shit. I'm in Wasco, join the Patriots club where we get drunk in my friends garage and enjoy all games year round

Am I a faggot?
Check Em

So close.

no, i am

>have bruce Irvin AND Malcolm smith
>defense shits itself

how? these fucks were insane on the shecucks

so did michael irvin take the lombardi off or did he welch?

Of course he didn't

Irvin is just a loud mouth cokehead

Could you imagine the insane bootytears if somehow the iggles won

t. all fucking sneak

pathetic

that would be rodgers since the offense went to shit

nflpenalties.com/penalty/defensive-pass-interference?year=2016&view=team
nflpenalties.com/penalty/defensive-pass-interference?year=2015&view=team

what's your favorite offensive play

Are the pats* going to sign a veteran FA for one game, or start Edlegoat at QB?

Why is this division so predictable?

edge/10

if we knew the answer to that we'd all be billionaires

who?
i wouldn't really give much of a shit

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