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>2 posts early

Hi HC

I paid 900k + 100k for 50 Apps for him

Yeah. But this lad is legit a FM streamer though.
His name is DoctorBenjy.

Oh sure.
Heard he was asking about Mitch earlier.

Hiya there FinBro.

not a bad price at all

>advertising SargonBenjy
hi Mitch

>plays in 2D classic
At least he's serious tactic-wise.

Morzi pls.

>my best player is going to miss our CL qualifying playoff, probably the most important 2 matches of our season, because of an olympic games semifinal and bronze medal match

gotta love those >seats-only leagues

doesn't look like it would've gone it, but hitting a defender was a fuck-up nonetheless

Can I sack players at HT?
youtube.com/watch?v=nYDIMWpcKqI

>"Show me something else"
>they don't have anything else to show you

>Who, since Wenger joined the club, are the 10 men to be Arsenal's top Premier League goal scorer in a season?

How do you have two Dunne13s?

Who /lostallfalsehope/ here?

>tfw there's still 8 games to play in the league

>Adebayor, Anelka, Bergkamp, Fabregas, Giroud, Henry, Van Persie, Sanchez, Walcott, Wright
>Walcott

>Adebayor is still a free agent

Maybe if he didn't turn up to negotaitions asking for alcohol and with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth

He was just trying to act french

>Not showing up on a bike in a stripy shirt with a string of onions/garlic around you

>no mention of baguettes
pls

This shit will end after my son graduated high school at this rate.

Why did he flop so hard, how the hell am I gonna shift this lump out and make money on it :(

>23 years old

found your problem

I'm managing Zorya (Ukrainian league), but I want to manage Shaktar. How do I proceed?

I don't get it

Start a new save and take over Waxtap.

what's the best FM?
been away since 12

12

no i'm fine with my profile. it's 2021 and i managed some good things. i just want to take over Shaktar and make them win the UCL

add a new manager for waxtap, then immediately retire him, now you take over the vacant position.

Ha nice. Thanks

this one was lower case for some reason. poor form, thank you for spotting it. exasperated cheeks-bulging dunne will henceforth be known as Dunne14, and this one will be capitalised

17

>Getting banned for 4 games and getting fined 25k for something you said on twitter 4 years ago
jej
I mean I don't disagree that what he said was fucking dumb but seems ridiculous to bring it all up now an punish him for it. Shouldn't we set a statute of limitations on this sort of thing?

This could be a new header for /trb/

Welp, didn't crop it correctly. In before a million (You)s

>losing to Honka
>actually watching Hearthstone

I don't get it and I'm pretty sure when you explain it it won't be very funny anyway

Which team i should choose?

Im thinking on Toulouse, Florentina, Valladolid, Crystal Palace,Genoa...

Im playing FM15 btw

Not sure what to think of this.

I don't get it and I'm judging you for it

MK Dons

I was actually paid for streaming Hearthstone last weekend for 8 hours. Was pretty fun.

This is a good name.

Rhyl

Maybe if I could pronouce it

Chris-chun

what did he mean by this?

He just wanted to win at /trb/ bingo

16

:^)

Gaming while watching stream. PC master race.

How you managed to make such a smooth, high quality webm with that resolution and FPS is an achievement in it's own.

>we are outclassed by random village Greek teams in the league
>we beat Schalke in Europe and now top of our Group

shieeeeeet

>Dortmund leading 2-0
Had Thomas Tuchel as my assman in 15. Good to see he is also as good irl as he is in FM.

Klopp pls

Guess I'd better start a Liverpool save then.
Nah.

Meanwhile PSG are 3rd in a one horse race

i just grabbed fm2016 for 12€ off of g2a after being away from fm for 8 years
how badly did I fuck up?

hi figo

depends

do you rage hard when amateur players (with first touch & finishing of max 5) score goals from perfect crosses, from their equally donkey fucking team mates?

...

Does the PSG meme ever die in your saves?
It's slowly happening in my save. They never EVER won the Champions League, somehow.

Other french clubs become the third and fourth wheels in mine. Marseille is trying to throw their hat in, but so far it's been P$G and Moneyco

I remember one save (fm13 I think) where Nice ended up taking over and were utterly dominant, winning the league for 7 straight years or something. most of my saves don't last 20+ years, but in the other couple that have I'm pretty sure PSG were still on top

How pathetic is the Italian national team

Rank 5th so not that bad apparantly

alas

do you lads use that scout overhaul mod?

fmrte?

genie scout?

>Farca
FM seems to be fond of using Farca as a "wake-up call boss".

That's because FM is the quest to become something better than Wonga's Arsenal.

yeah genie scout

no, we don't

>footlol on sale for a dollar

is it better than fm?

well

well

Talk me out of this

>Angers win one, never to be seen again

at least they stayed in ligue 1

Butters that shows that they actually didn't stay in Ligue 1 though.

over time they did, they were a ligue 2 team until that.

>won League 1
>got relegated 2 years later
poor lads

>Win Ligue 2
>Win Ligue 1 the next year
>Get relegated back to Ligue 2 two years later
>Win Ligue 2 again
What a ride

but they also won ligue 2 and ligue 1 in a row.

>>Win Ligue 2 again
but they didn't win ligue 2 again

kek, haven't noticed that
what a time to be an angers fan

Them not being in Ligue 1 at any point between 26/27 and your present day means they didn't stay in Ligue 1.

Well nearly

>Talk me out of this
Alright I'm doing it then.

...

You'll probably not regret it.

Playing Troy Deeney as captain in FF this week, will Miles be proud?

>Palermo was bought by a tycoon
>Serie A has become Palermo wins lol for the past decade
>Juve has faded into mid table obscurity
>Inter and AC Milan relegated in the same year
I wish italian soccer was like this irl

Too unrealistic, as oil rich sheikhs see the homosexual pink ingrained with the club culture an abomination.

Palermo was bought by some Chink tycoon. Haven't seen any arab tycoons buy any teams in this save.

why lad, hoping for a penalty?

I was considering my options but decided to keep it on aguero

>st pats athletics best striker has 2 days left on his contact and wants to leave for a bigger club
>sign him on half the wages
>loan him to st pats for nothing
i'm basically football jesus in ireland.

I dunno, you may have just gotten a lad beaten to death

He's black. They'll be sunk for a race crime.

How much should I see this lad for you think?

Value in britbucks is 4.5m

For comparison, this was he predecessor who was sold for ~£10m

10 might be the max you can get, as he's non-EU as opposed to the Montenegran

He's a little better than the montenegrin with the unpronounceable name overall, although 12 jumping is a bit of a worry
maybe 12-15m? he's pretty young

Hes my rightback so im not too worried about the jumping. Much more worried about his crosses to be honest. Im assuming im gonna have to sell him sooner or later.

And since my board sells my players for a fraction of what I can get if I negotiate the price Ill have to make a move soon.

r8 HC

3.5/5 stars

>i've made offers for 131 players
what have i done
i hope they help ireland git gud

>RB
>Can't cross
>Can't dribble
>No flair
Yet not completely crippling Passing, high Teamwork and Workrate and decent overall mentals. I don't quite know what to make of him 2bh.

Are you doing that free agent thing where you make them available for teams in your country?

How does that work again? I might have to do that

thats exactly what i'm doing.
i've also signed about 50 sixteen year olds with 1-2* PA so irish clubs can have homegrown kids in europe

>Threadmaking 20

Hes a great limited defender and im trying to turn him into a decent attacking fullback. Considering im playing in norway hes more than good enough for the league

do you have to sign them or is it enough to just offer a contract/trial?

i'm signing them on 12 month deals, then loan them out for the year and let them go.

Why not 2 year deals and sell them after 6-12 months?

>sell them
I don't want local clubs to give me their money. I'm rich. I have a transfer budget of £140m.

Ah, youre past flipping shit talents for profit then i see.

How do you make the money in ireland? When I become world class in norway I have to constantly flip 2-4 star talents for cash

I'm just incredibly transfer savvy, keep low wages and make £20m+ a year in CL prize money. Every year or two I sell a player for €40m+

Its a slow increase. I make a lot on loans and sell-on clauses too.

I dont like selling my best players so my strategy is to sign poorly developed regens on free transfer, have them play a handfull of games for me for half a season then sell them off for £5-10m, sell a bunch every season.

>selling my best players
>when they're replaceable at a £30m profit
This is why i make sure my backups either have amazing potential or are good enough to start in the first place, where i rotate them in the league to keep them happy.

Won Serie B, holding steady in my first Serie A season so far. 5th best offense, worst defense kek

I've done that with trialists, just put them on a temp contract and let my notoriety make other clubs buy him

burnout

>welcome to Serie A kid, now get out

Teams in your country sign players you put on trial? Meaning you dont have to

i don't understand
you're 11th

Yeah, I had scout instructions inform me about prospects and every now and again I get a Big 4 team fucking up on a good regen

check out those first few games kek

also that 4-7 against genoa

the team is really not that good i have no idea how its holding on

Fuckit, ill start offering ashitton of trials now

why the fuck does miles get an interview in the logo corner. thats only for players and managers

when i saw russell brand get interviewed there once i REEEEEEEEEEEed

...

08

who the fuck is Miles?
Where are Collyer bros?

what the fuck is going onhere?
I'm scared

>pretending to manage
>clearly empty stadium

is he us, /trb/?

...

and another one

>game crashes after humiliating defeat to relegation candidates

based miles

>tfw almost every club in the country has 5 players on loan from me now
feels good having a 200 strong youth academy.

git gud scrub

...

Based Ron Burgundy

What a coincidence.

breddy gud la

How the fuck did they win Ligue 1 the first year after being promoted?

they didn't look back in angers

may Miles be with us

DAS IT

>natfit 9
Would only play him if he's consistent and have a decent backup in case of injuries.

>tfw january comes and team morale dies because man u, barca, real and bayern bid on your entire starting xi

>city of bayern

mate it looks like all your logos fell over

I take my screenshots at an angle

haha

download their logo m8, its pretty based desu

tfw being an Achilles 29 fan.

I guess I'll have to bring them success in FM17.

BUS
U
S

Question: When you've not been in an European competition last season, and players didn't want to join you for that reason, how long after the season in which you qualify do you have to wait in order for those players to be interested in joining?

I hope this is readable

>England vs Europe

i bet farage is behind this

as soon as the season ends

It should be when you receive the notification that "Your team has qualified for the ____ cup!"

I was thinking this screen, by the way. I'll keep your posts in mind. After I continue from here, those players should be added to 'realistic transfers' i hope

that was a pretty shit end to the season

>take Schwitzerland to the EC semi-final
>only job offer I recieve apart from better national teams is Toulouse
>dead last in the league, 3 points in 14 games
>take the job anyway because I think I can turn things around with a proper defensive tactic
>I can't

hold me

>defensive

well they are called toulouse mate what did u expect toulwin

>pre-season crash

Kill me.

...

>that Castagne slip

my sides

they had scored 5 goals in 14 games m8, no ben yedder, it was my only hope.

kek

>players accepting my contract but choosing to sign for another team after two weeks

>rashford

>trashford

wew Ibra almost hit that

>the city of memeicester city

>Chelsea players keep scoring against Leicester

This kills the meme.

>Mata scoring
Mou has to be so mad right now

>Zlato still hasn't scored
This kills my FPL team

>THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM
>I KEEP PINCHING MYSELF
>FAIRYTAIL STORY

what the fuck

stop it mou they're already dead

Mata is so fucking good you lads

Leicester getting relegated this season

>tfw pretty much all my mates in my fantasy football league have fuchs/morgan/huth in their teams

>nobody has Mata

Who to pick, lads?

>2018 in game
>still buying real players
None.

All the good regens don't want to join though

Can you guys promote this year? Anders is there relegation/promotion between Jupiler league and topklasse this year? Ik swear I dont keep up with all these changes in rules in lower leagues but I thought we were finally having an actual pyramid instead of a closed system.

>Both my left wingers demand first team football
>Manage to keep them both happy by playing one at left back for couple of weeks

Phew

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

Will Leicester win 5-4 if Rooney comes on?

Its taking shape

I still don't know what Mike try to achieve here.

horrifying

WHY CONTAIN IT

chilly I'm still watching kittens

>be in League 1
>Lelsea offers 24k for your player that is going to be a 'leading player in the EPL'
>he gets upset when you reject
[spoiler]>club is playing the Europa league

>kitten
Link please.

youtube.com/c/KittenAcademy/live

Do the stream ever stop?

I've had it up since chilly linked it (36 hours ago?) and it's been down for only about 5 minutes total while I was awake.

Nice.

And thank you so much for the link.

>young goat from my previous team is on the transfer list
>buy him
>breaks his ankle in the first friendly
I hate this game at times

MAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Neverlands

>already 1-1
Crazy game.

LALLANA YOU BEAUT

what a body feint by QTinho though, absolutely made that goal.

>open up stream for Liverpool/Hull game
>Robbie Savage is commentating

I'm now watching Swansea/City and all the better for it

>Neverton

>middlesbrough defending

>PENULTY

neat.

Interesting

lel
I assume they had to play a game at not their usual stadium but that would still be considered home and it had a capacity larger than their usual stadium and sold more tickets than the capacity of their usual stadium.

>101% capacity

MANE!!!

this is a fucking shooting gallery

>all these goals in the Prem
Strong indication of a 0-0 draw in Arsenal - Chelsea.

>Hull down to 10 men
Oh god RIP liverpool are going to have a field day.

I'll be watching Villa v Newcastle instead

Who /35% of transfer revenue available/ here?

I am literally saving this club single handedly.

bolton?

Newcastle. I took over a couple of years ago and there were loads of 35 year olds on 250k a week.

can a 25 year old player still reach his max PA or get close to it?

mine's at 5% right now
>already slightly in debt
>qualify for CL for the first time
>board goes nuts and decides to take out a loan build a new stadium

>it was only a CL 3rd round qualifying spot
>we drew man utd in the playoff

no

Never.

>signing players older than 18

hahahahahahaha clockwork

rip potential goat i never played because i sign too many people

COUTINHO YOU BRILLIANT BRAZILIAN BASTARD

memes aside, Bravo is better with the ball than a lot of the outfielders in the EPL.

>Liverpool defender Mamadou Sakho has said he is fit to play for the Premier League side.

>Reds manager Jurgen Klopp has previously said that the 26-year-old, who has not played since April, was not ready to play first-team football.

>However the France international said on social media that he had finished all his rehabilitation work.

>"I accept my situation but I can't accept the lie - the fans deserve to know the truth," he said.

>"Now it's three weeks since I am fit to play games. I finish all my rehabilitation work."

Is Klopp just too autistic to tell him he is done and sell him?

>Is Klopp just too autistic to tell him he is done and sell him?

at this point you have to think he's gone in January.

>disregarding match sharpness and concentrating only on condition

>not ready to play first team football
and
>fit to play

are two different thinks though Sakho

>Stoke v West Brom is gonna be a terrible hoofball match that ends goalless
What a surprising outcome

>He also claimed the club did not want him to play with the reserves either - "why, I don't know," he added.
Probably should've included that

>Suley Kaikai scores against Wolves
Not bad for a former cheese.

REFEREEPOOL PENALTYCLUB

Ah, fair enough then. Can't see why they would just refuse to play him though.

>Derby are now slipping into relegation zone
Nige on suicide watch.

He was a prick in preseason supposedly, got sent home form their American tour.
There was a vid he shot that was on LFC site where they were going around Alcatraz and he was just genereally acting weird and a bit of a cunt. Interrupted Klopp getting interviewed by someone and you could see Klopp was a little annoyed though presumably kept it cool because the press were there.

>3 shots on target 3 goals for man city
shame. we gave them a good go.

>moyes

fuck sakes boys
that should have been a hammering

>all those Georgians

a 5th one came off the bench to play in midfield too
other than kharabadze they're all speedy manlets, sometimes I forget which is which

Not embracing cultural enrichment
Son, I am disappoint.

guess this book isn't all lies
>manlets
yup, they Caucasian

>Bentekkers in the 94th

lmao.

>MOYES

>blunderland
top kke

>moyes returns
Glorious.

poor >moyes

moyes should kill himself

Gonna have to watch MotD tonight just to get some glorious Moyes screencaps

Is this lad any good?

>moyes

god ive missed her

not terrible. I imagine he has decent potential, but there's a lot to fix. might not ever be good enough to start in ligue 1 but he could be a useful backup poacher one day

>have a player on the transfers list
>8m worth
>ask 2m for him
>clubs try to get him at 500k
>fair enough
>get an offer at 0€ (zero)
>it's a jewish club

I don't even make this up

Reminder that one of the 15.3 bug fixes was literally "Increased transfer activity in Israel"

will never ever be a complete forward with those attributes, but you could maybe turn him into a le very quick finishing man

that Liverpool feel lads

...

>team finally look like like they might put together a few good results, draw and two wins
>get btfo 6-0 by molde
I hate Norway

what club are you lad, post squad

I like seeing foreigners manage in Norway

try boosting your players' morale by getting them accounts for camwhoring sites

W H Y
H
Y

Nice goof butters! Haha, making fun of Norwegians because of what 1 guy posted once! XD

>norway in charge of handling international banter

2-2 FT confirmed

Rosenborg

more like one guy posted four times

what happens to conte if chelsea lose today?

He literally beats the shit oUT of Gary Cahill

he isn't even good lmao

Nobody deserves that mate, not even cowards like him.
Also he's not bad as a second AMR.

If my second choice anything got hurt I wouldn't cry

who's crying?

the winger with 3 bravery
nonstop
about everything

>player has a broken hand
>applauds fans as he walks off
what a trooper

maybe he made his ass cheeks clap for the fans

>that break
sexy

Is Spicy Elite?

WOW

Chelsea now have a mountain to climb.

first time in my life i've ever been happy to see arsenal winning

sorry, I don't speak arsenalese
just thought it was a good move

CONTE OUT

>Cunte

why are you pretending to be me
Im Lyn

Spicy = the only beaner Arsenal ever play consistently

kys

David Luiz is a defender they said.

>Schindler's injury list

But why ?
what you wanna see tictacs ?

>giving in to that shitty suggestion
might as well post that damn pic as well

Gary Cahill is finally getting exposed

Terry has literally been the sole reason Chelsea perform well defensively, pretty much babysits the other defenders.

>that's his first goal of the season

Is it worth getting FM 17 m8s? haven't played since 14.

We don't know yet.

>Wait for demo
>Play demo
>Decide for self

not yet, wait for demo and sale.

Thanks fellas

fuark youre right hot damn this is a sick logo

just noticed im already a club legend kek

Yes it will be the best version yet with so many new and exciting features!

Don't worry, we will find out what the features will be later so pre order right now! You CAN'T go wrong.

Wtf is a logo

It's like a crest but for plebs.

knock off lego

Champions of norway lads! time for some FM

>Being a big fish in a babby league
Might as well support Celtic too

Every time he gets an injury he comes back with even more facial hair and even less scalp hair. It's concerning me. He's not the man I signed so many years ago.

Did Miles get Bellendo's stats right?

Cant help were I was brought up lad

>Diego "Argues with officials" Costa
Liked the club because it used to be Mix's. Now that we know Mix is shit I'm more inclined to that team that has Josh Gatt and Horvath

>Diego "right ol cunt" Costa
>Diego "face of a 80 yr old" Costa
>Diego "starts playing for spain when they decline" Costa

>supporting mo£d€

How american of you

#HiddinkIn

This was probably funnier in your head

hi Diego

>tfw natfit 6 ruins a world class player

Quite hard to have a more dominant opening 10 minutes than that, really.

Just play a passing-oriented game. Then again, if your best player is notfit 6, rethink your transfer methodology

What have I done

>20 CCC's

Rotate more and sell when he's 25/27. He'll be fine that way. Well if he's in a role/position where he'll have to run a lot, he'll need decent stamina to finish the game.

I just wonder why you don't just simulate these games.

That's one way to open a new stadium. Christ.

>63 key passes

>that end to the game

Moyes-esque collapse

>Fail Madrid

>Callum Wilson at Valencia

What are you doing Grenville?

He's based

>fake madrid
where is my real

>The you spend all evening drinking just to get over this afternoon

I'm becoming Chillwave

At least next year you get to choke a whole different set of playoffs

just eat Venky's :)

>3 years ago choke playoffs
>2 years ago choke at march
>last year choke at January
This years choke was obvious to happen at the start of the year

i have to say, Liverpool winning blunts the pain of a hangover every time it happens.

At least you drink only when you lose.

>getting drunk when Derby lose
>getting drunk constantly
I don't see a difference

>tfw really want to start a new season with Derby
>tfw they're too good and it just makes everything boring
Why are they so overpowered at the start? You can easily go invincible in your first season with them.

Happy days ahead

streamable.com/gczz

>not celebrating with a drink
Drinking constantly is really the best way to get through life.

That's every week though

At least we've started scoring again. First home league goal of the season today

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>triple your stadium size
>still sell out on opening

How do you manage to convince your jewish overlords to spend money on stadium size?

better question is how do you make them triple your stadium size

completely agree

It's not hard when you only have a 5k seater.

Wouldnt it be better to simply build a new stadium at that point.

Yes
We did that

>reading comprehension
Thought you said expanded to triple the size.

>Sadio "Manny"
Commentator absolutely shocking

at least he isn't saying "firminho"

this is an outstandingly good draw considering we were 3rd seeds

>when your left winger gets 4 assists in one game
>then proceeds to get injured for 8-10 months in the same game

fml

>Tie-ronto FC
>Jozy
>Altdon'tscore
>Jozy
>being that mad
Undoopin' believable MF.

How the fuck are we not winning by more.

Fascist

K I L L M E
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Another TFC episode got you down?

no, it's that goal colorado just scored
I think even non-whitecaps fans would find it depressing to watch

Guys, I'm thinking of getting FM2016

what am I in for?

Nah. Hurtado killed me inside and I don't even like the caps, save for Timmy Parker.

>Based Jacob Trouba shitting all over the Jets' hopes and dreams

Just get 17 at this point?

They let the bills score 31 (thirty one) points, they don't deserve any hopes or dreams.

Winnipeg my American friend

Is there anything there besides the team?
Also who had the name first?

I try to get as far as I possibly can with my save before finally switching over to a newer game. I'm always a year behind as a result.

That doesn't answer why you buy 16 now. Just skip it and get 17.

>russia manager fired for a miserable performance in euro 2020 qualifiers
>bring in a new guy
>give him an easy match to get into the role
bottom lel
they don't have a single non-grey player

Its all ogre, managed to stay in Serie A.

Won Team of the Year, finished 3rd in the Fair Play Award.

Regarding individual awards I got Fastest Goal and Diamanti had the 3rd highest average rating, won Italian Player of the Year, had the most assists and was in the starting eleven for the Team of the Year. Pretty good for a 34 year old.

nothing better than successfully incorporating an aging but talented amc or dlf into your team
I remember bringing in paulo baier in a couple fm13 saves, and my first ever fm save involved clinging onto a premier league place by relying on a barely-walking zvjezdan misimovic

i always signed Rivaldo back when he was still in the game, even if he had like 1 Pace and I was playing in the Premier League.

Once I picked Man City and signed all the old GOATs, Veron, Juninho Pernambucano, Rivaldo, Fat Ronaldo, all those guys. Fun times man

>Kendall Waston
>agression 20
>decision making 1

I think he can still last a couple more seasons at a high level. He will be really fucking slow by then though.

them mentals are very nice
hope he doesn't insist on retiring too soon

I'm on his Favoured Personnel list so even if he wants to I think I could ask him to reconsider

>Favoured Club: Wycombe
>has never been on loan there
>no 2nd nationality
>no affiliate-club nonsense
>doesn't even speak basic english
sometimes faceinthegame stuff triggers the autism

>Sinnaeve

Oh fuck, that name brings back memories. I used to play Hattrick for years back in the day and I bought a belgian player named Sinnaevé. He became the club captain and played for it until it got deleted for me not giving a shit about the game anymore

Did anyone say slow player with nice mentals?

>the shitty of canada
Maybe all 3 of these teams should join whatever the CSA is drawing up

Imo, anything would be better than the joke that MLS is

>old wingers

It's Canadian MLS.

I keep him around as a tutor and for nostaliga

Will it have relegation?

There's only 5 teams in Canada right now.

>peak-age wingers

>Having your currency set to Krona

Ofc there are more teams, theyre just not professional. All they have to do is make a pyramid where amateur teams can compete and make money. Give it a few year and things will start to grow.

You seem to think that Canadians actually care about soccer more than Americans. Or that the CPL isn't anything more than Canada getting butthurt because Canadians are only considered domestic players for canadian teams.

even if they dont it will be better than mls

It won't, Norbro, you just have to come to terms with it. It'll probably fold in 5 years due to bad attendence as well

How can they make money if no on wants to watch it?

the TV money will come from the apparently vast population of obsessed and insulted americans

Unfortunately we don't get Canadian ESPN. So we'd just free stream it

But they don't even watch MLS, why would they watch the same thing with worse players, fields, and production value in Canada?

Doent that just rely on the scale of the operation? I assume CSA gets money from fifa? Use some of that plus TV money to fund a league on the level of something like scotland.

Canada still has what, 40 million people so even if there isnt a huge general interest there should be enough that in time they can make a decent product.

Because football isnt all about commercial success, and that's what americans dont seem to get. Why the fuck would a canadian outside of Vancouver montrael and toronto watch their fake clubs play other fake clubs? Is away support even a thing in MLS?

What would make a canadian football league attractive is if every part of the country has a team represented and they all have shot at climbing the divisions.

>Because football isnt all about commercial success

Vancouver, Toronto and Montreal are the main attractions of this would-be league, as well as the only 3 teams + Ottawa that are known to attract the crowd.
Football in Canada is literally worse than football in the US in that they can't believe their Nat'l team is shit when their players are still minorities in the American soccer leagues. Canada also has the same issue in that they could give 3 shits about pro/rel. Their pride and joy NHL and CSL are both single entity.

>I assume CSA gets money from fifa?
Why would they?

>Use some of that plus TV money
There is no TV money.
Where do you think TV money comes from?
It comes from advertising, which only exists when companies want their products to be advertised, which they aren't going to pay for when all of six people are going to watch this.
Scotland works because you can walk across it in a day (read: travel costs are basically 0).
You can't even cross Ontario in a day, let alone all of Canada.

>Because football isnt all about commercial success
Mate you're suggesting setting up a league across land the size of Russia without any history, interest, or money. You're going to need at least two of those.

>Why the fuck would a canadian outside of Vancouver montrael and toronto
That's like 2/3rds of Canada's population desu.

>fake clubs play other fake clubs?
nice fallacy there

>they all have shot at climbing the divisions.
While nice, it's not realistic simply because
>there is no money
>there is no(t enough) interest in a league (to provide the financial support to make it appealing to investors (who could subsidize travel costs enough to make running a club possible))
>canada has no history of playing soccer, making it harder to generate interest

If it weren't for that Argos guy and Saputo, MLS would've kicked at least 1 of those 3 teams out to the CPL in favor for Cincinatti and maybe Detroit.

how did I end up with 3 canadian internationals

>Also Chinese
I see the kid from Vancouver's earned his shot

is there anyway to convince foreign players to join you when youre semi pro ?

make them captain. It actually works, I was surprised mysel

Who /TinPotClub/ here?

what if theyre souless wingers ? Can you just say youll make them captain and then not ? current captain 20 det 20 leadership

its a promise, so if you want an unhappy brazilian wonger go ahead. They're just going to be unhappy sooner rather than later

>wahhh my training isn't going to produce results
>jumping has already gone up 2 points in 8 months
Well boyo I think maybe you need to sit down and shut the fuck up so I can make you world class you teenage twink.

someone asleep in my bed dubs decides what i do to them

one thing I've always wondered /trb/

is there a rule where you can't contact a player for a possible pre-contract when you are in the same league? Have a player who's contract I know is expiring in 6 months but I can't offer him one.

put glue in his hair

are you in england? I think you have to wait for 1 month there

only if you're managing in england

alright lads how the fuck do i get advanced playmakers to work nicely

i decided to load my FM15 macca db save and i have a 37 year old Player/Coach Ibrahimovic on my team what the hell i dont remember doing this

you can't, they play too far up the pitch
t. butters

also completely forgot about my favourite regen of all time King Cheater

i guess i'll revisit this save in the future

Players you think are overrated in FM

Go

Kross

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That brazilian bloke that keeps getting posted here

Think his name is Jair?

overrated as in FM players overrate them, or their attributes are overrated compared to real life

either way, Ajer and Odegaard

delet this

Geronimo Rulli

FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
>it's your tactics :^)

>not paying your ref what he wants when he wants

yup, cheers /trb/

the latter

>2020
>messi is on €700k p/w
>not even starting because of this ridiculous regen striker they got
shambles. they're 1st in the league though, so I guess they don't care

But how good is this ridiculous regen striker?

"some HoYD performed demonic rituals"-level good

That fucking hairline though.

I don't understand. I guess the good news is that those players are now there forever.

why cant i find regens that good

It's your luck.

whole of EPL

Neuer. He has the second highest CA in the >game, only behind Messi.

>Europa League

no posts in two hours :D

so dead

i just got onto the Web App and it seems sub-par. will stick to FM for the time being

BBC top shitposters

Celtic who?

and the choking begins

>2nd cup final in 5 months
I preferred a winter season-esque cup but it only made a difference before UEFA fucked over little teams with that "only winner gets EL" rule
>17%
greek to the core

>thread so ded

how in depth do you guys go when making a tactic? do you study heatmaps, statistics etc and watch full matches or do you just quickly create one (based on prior experiences) and just tweak when it doesn't work?

also do you create your tactic around your players or do you transfer players in/out to match your tactics?

much appreciated

>parent club forces me to play a friendly with their reserves mid-week
so I get to either risk my starters or JUST my morale... fuckers

>quickly create one (based on prior experiences) and just tweak when it doesn't work?
This most of the time but when its a new FM (or new to you at least) then full indepth analysis is best as the match engine is always different enough to throw up anomalies or quirks in a few places that can help or hinder certain tactics

I was actually surprised at this, they had no CCCs

this formation seems to be working

ah, the dreaded 0-2-1-L

When you get a point with 17% possession
>"Tactic is working great, defending fantastically"

When you get a point with 83% possession
>"REEEE FUCK THIS STUPID BROKEN GAME!"

I suppose Milan's dreadful attacking is one reason behind that aswell

>this fucking shootout

Finally when there is a miss, both teams miss at the same fucking time.

therideneverends.jpg

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I should probably look into getting a decent GK
>concedes another goal similar to this
>rating 6.8

>rating 6.8
FM15 I presume.

Post your tictacs.

How much do you take into account a players average rating when you're thinking about signing them?

yup
maybe the game figures it was more an issue of the defence/midfield letting them take open shots from the distance, but the goalie's positioning was pretty crappy (then again, 3D engine's rendition =/= ME)

>another intake
>all shit again
>no stotches
>not even a pair of brothers

Forget it in this version of FM. I've seen keepers literally gift goals to the opposition and have decent ratings. And you know how much I like to fine players.

what will you do when the big feature in 2017 is revealed to be women's leagues?

Wait for the inevitable meme images/gifs/webms.

inb4 their ME is actually competent to avoid feminist backlash

>Implying competent female keepers
I though FM was supposed to strive for "realism"?

>feminism
>realism
pick one

strawpoll.me/11298953/

who /watchingU23football/ here?

You perfectly know that this was merely sarcasm Morz.

guess I worked myself into a paradox where SI makes a competent ME that doesn't have female players fuck-up

JUST

i fucking hate rulli holy fuck overrated pos

Considering how incompetent are keepers in FM, especially in regards to sweeping, female keepers would be downright comical.

How catastrophic will it be if I have a centre back partnership this year with a combined leadership stat of 9?

ask Gary Cahill and David Luiz

>David Luiz
>Centre Back

i don't disagree with you there, but it seems like Conte does.

They kinda let Walcott score.

But they are leaders?

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>SI
>realism

come on now, F20.

>that final career achievement
well, at least they stayed up the previous year (I assume that if they got promoted in 2018, it would show up in the achievements)

From the creators of a Tanzanian GOAT, I bring you
a Djiboutian GOAT CWB

>Jumping Reach 5
>Heading 7

he's like 5'6" isn't he?

5'8''

standard.

He prefers to be lower because he is all about Djibouti

Does anyone h ave any protips on managing lower clubs in second leagues and shit?
Doesn't seem to matter what I do, the players always make retarded passes that give the ball to the opposing team, and when they have an opportunity to score they completely miss the net.

also, post CFs

Sweden confirmed for terrible youth rating in 17

it's been a while

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>3 seasons
delete the save

But Ikea are a decent company, they let you return and refund stuff even after years of use.

>Mike

When is Sports Interactive going to address FM's internalized misogyny and add female footballers and coaches?

female coaches have been in the game for years.

this and who cares about whether or not there are female footballers.

I remember someone posting a regen that looked a bit like sinead o'connor here once
does that count?

>no new thread
is /trb/ finished?

>not having an entirely female backroom staff harem

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