About 90 bings to Anpfiff and no thread? Let's change this!
BL 5. Spieltag.
Today 20:30:
Borussian Dortmund : SC Freiburg
Sa. 15:30
M'Gladbach : Ingolstadt
Mainz : Leverkusen
HSV : Buyern
Augsburg : Darmstadt
Eintracht Frankfurt : Hertha BSC
Sa. 18.30
Bremen : Wolfsburg
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twitter.com
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Everybody loves us.
shit op
Non-official line-up.
Post predictions, lads.
Is this /bundes/?
>podolski saying in an interview cologne are germany's leicester this year
thank god I lost all my friends who could tease me about this
when will Reus come back las
I miss him
yes, butt you are also allowed to post bunda
no, this is /bunda/
You now remember Atsuto Uchida, the Asian Badstuber
Have a RARE bunda.
>it's another dortmund scores 5 or more goals match
Should I even bother watching?
Brazil and Serbia are here. Where the fukc is Denmark and Japan?
>Japan
USA and Sweden are more regular than Japan
Petersen?
EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT
You forgot finnbro.
dunno senpai
this line-up was made by a Borussia Dortmund intern
sportschau.de
>Bei beiden Vereinen stehen die Offensivabteilungen im Fokus. Der SC Freiburg hat mit Nils Petersen einen zuverlässigen Joker, dem es offenkundig wenig ausmacht, dass er hinter Florian Niederlechner und Maximilian Philipp derzeit nur Stürmer Nummer drei ist. Statt sich über seine Reservistenrolle zu beklagen, lobt er lieber den Fleiß der Kollegen. So etwas stärkt den Teamgeist.
Apparently Petersen is not good enough to be first choice. Better for Dorrmund, I'd say.
4:2
All of them need to fuck off.
>it's another dortmund stomps a small club episode
how interesting
t. Mohammad ibn al-Saed
no u
t. customer butthurt that everyone jerks off when dortmund stomp someone while no one gives a fuck when bayern does it
Well the Dortmund lineup was right on 9 positions.
Bürki, Dembélé, Mor, Götze, Aubameyang, Sokratis, Piszczek, Castro, Ginter, Schmelzer, Weigl
>le perma-mad swiss shitmund bandwagoner
ugh
>it's interesting when Buyem does it
Go and call the customer service if you don't like the thread.
Guerreiro ain't playing?
Johannes reporting in
Where is Malte and Sören?
>Mor
On the bench
Weidenfeller, Guerreiro, Pulisic, Kagawa, Merino, Passlack
Is there a problem m8?
...
What is it with Asians obsessing over the most random players?
There are even a few Japanese who are fans of Danish clubs. Every now and again there's a feature on tv about some guy who travelled here to watch Brondby - Hobro or something like that.
A very strange people.
Mo(o)r means swamp in German.
Mor means black person in german
Yes, plastic fans like you need to leave.
*mohr
>Mor starting
>no Guerreiro
rip Dortmund
Hello
>hey you, s-stop having fun watching our league!
Fuck off you entitled swine, there is a reason your league is broadcasted internationally.
Dumb plastic fan.
Who /confy/ here?
I'm having an ice cold Flensburger beer.
>Bayern aren't playing
I'm not terribly interested in this
*/comfy/
Stay mad cunt while I get comfy and watch some more bundes.
cheers lad, feel welcome
any other /plastics/ here?
Ich studiere Deutsch, so Ich bin keine "Plastikfan"
>Boycum
*lerne (unless you're actually studying it at university level)
*deshalb
*bin ich
*kein
Spoke too soon
is this goatses first bundesliga heimspiel ?
Uni level not underage b8
and only 4 weeks of classes, plus I didn't know what gender to use for plastikfan
yes
>After 1248 days @MarioGoetze is back in the starting XI of @BVB in a home game in Signal Iduna Park.
Is that a semen beard? Fucking whore.
Ich bin böse und knalle mit der Tür
but are you actually studying german or just taking german courses?
#welcomeback
show off
Go dortmund.
Echte liebe
minor in German, traveling to Potsdam for some courses next summer too
I like Freiburg.
Hopefully they don't get crushed.
He was just testing you, m8.
no offence, but if you spoke english on the same level as you appear to speak german, no german university would even admit you to study english
We all have to start somewhere
Is VJuice the official BVB mascot?
pls no bully
also its through my Uni, so it doesn't matter :^)
They beat Gladbach.
Sahin? :(
Tuchel doesn't like him. Same with Kagawa.
>Castro is now above Kagawa in the pecking order
;_;
I hope so too.
that wasn't me
and YOULL NEEEEEVEEEEEER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALK ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEE
No, she's pure.
>fotze
>Section of Borussia Dortmund's Yellow Wall whistling at Mario Götze as he shoots at goal in the warm up.
well, atleast Kagawa sits on the bench
Why is this allowed
I fucking love the atmosphere on bundes matches. So based.
they're still eating shrimps m8
Germans are scary
Who /comfy/ here?
Holy shit, Merino is on the bench.
>no Rode
Probably thought it would be different for him at Dortmund. Guess the RB game killed him for Tuchel.
I see this as a compliment.
just ate Nektarinen
Well I also meant having one team's fans above another's
>2016
>being a Bayern fan
.....
>tfw no snacks tonight
feels bad man
looks disgusting
it's too early in the year for nektarinen
schalke04.de
>Schalke 04's U19 coach Norbert Elgert has signed a new contract which has no end date.
What did >Schalke mean by this?
EchteLiebe
i almost threw up
...
Oh man, what happened my friend?
>tfw heading for a comfy 4h night drive in a minute with bundes radio commentary.
those sausages look extra manly
>all streams are shit
WHY
I don't think so m8.
Ugh
I could REALLY use some sort of juicy fruit right now.
Imagine if you lived in Brazil and could just walk outside and grab something off a tree.
You would probably get shot and/or robbed. Shame you don't live in brazil.
goeieavond, oosterburen
bürki finally levelled up
>Imagine if you lived in Brazil
train > car
anyone got streams?
>Mor starting
Nice
gunabend
Super comfy. What station?
tuchel criticized him already before the match.
Stay mad cunts, I just inhaled my snack and it was delicious.
Wiener all day, every day my friend.
Trainstation
>this is what a europoor actually believes
Yes
How long before the black hedgehog scores for BVB?
Ah so Dortmund use Jump by Van Halen?
Brondby use that one too
Yes. Show your devotion to the goddess and you'll be rewarded with goals.
>this atmosphere
im jelly desu
Aw, he is 19 still room for development besides he is a manlet like me
>10/10 fans
>9/10 offense
>3/10 defense
JUST
>Wiener all day, every day my friend.
Not suprised to hear that from you.
smurfs
No
lel
Not a BvB fan, but yes.
taktituchel said he should learn playing in a team better.
This dude has literally written "FAG" on his forehead.
She didn't lose her purity because of this.
anyone have a decent stream?
>Vincenzo Grifo
What kind of Polish name is that?
he looks like the kind of guy that would bully me in high school for being a kaaskop
Not really but
goatd.net
He probably would. He was thrown out of his childhood club.
He's the height of a kitchen chair, the only way for him to bully anyone is by dribbling past them.
He's like 1.65m.
thanks, all of todays streams are shit for some reason
what
now that is manlet hight alright
>bullied by a manlet
top kek
...
Are you still disappointed that he choose Turkey over Denmark? Serious question.
THANKS OBAMA
>:(
fucking mudslime piece of shit. hope the neonazi-bros of dortmund ultras take care of him.
>dat shot
damn, would've been a nice goal
FUUUUCK
The fuck Obama...
>Height 1.68 m (5 ft 6 in)
I don't think it will matter much in the long run as I don't think he has the character to really succeed in football, but yes I think it's an extremely disappointing decision from ao eone who was born and raised here.
Ginter is looking pretty impressive
Fuck off from Dortmund
He doesn't even speak Turkish does he?
S-stop bullying him about his height
Always does when going forward. It's defending where he's shaky.
JUST
>saved by the post office
>10/10 fans
>9/10 offense
>3/10 defense
JUST
JUST
JUST
JUST
shit thread
the op CANNOT be biased
SCORE ALREADY
>it's a borussia waste tons of chances and concede episode
>be from denmark
>pretend to be a customer
why would anyone do this
No
71427835
71428005
Get a hobby Kyouko
WILL FOTZE SCORE TODAY?
WHAT WILL BE THE REACTION OF GELBEWAND?
WHAT WILL BE THE REACTION OF FOTZE?
freiburg winning 0-1. 10000 missed chances from dortmund....it will happen :
>invisible fault
Biased towards whom?
Oh god please don't
Yet another corner
>mfw 2 minutes behind because have to watch stream that streams another stream of the official tv-signal
hmmm....
besides cutting wrists?
Whiskey, Vodka or more Flensburger?
She's singing about wanting to get fucked and to feel like a whore.
i don't like what i see but i respect your decision to eat some nasty stuff
sounds comfy actually. but what after bundes?
>10/10 fans
ahhh, haha nice bait my friend. you almost got me
any team
yes
beeru
always beer
Vodka and beer at the same time. Get smashed my dude.
Thanks for the respect. It's "soul" food and you gotta have that once in a while.
Out of those three, I would go with the Flensburger
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
fiege desu
>post the same thing as the other guy
>no one quotes because of the flag and reply him instead
ugh
Hey OP, please put the word /bundes/ in the OP next time so it makes it easier to find in the catalog.
A few years ago there were many animees in football jerseys. They were actually fun, where are they now? Haven't seen any for a long time.
No
No. Bundes is no more. The threads just get autosaged.
rum
...
Yes
Mor confirmed for shitty Robben
Merkel cancelled chinese cartoons. They provoke innocent muslims to rape little girls.
Every /bundes/ OP gets the thread autosaged.
Think I'll make me some sandwiches at half-time.
Dortmund.
Popo Liebe
>71428184
>0-0
SO CLOSE
Put some more power in your shots god damn it.
I rephrase my question: towards whom is this thread OP biased.
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
M O S T
O
S
T
Olé Olé Olé
KÖLLE UND DER BVB
Needs Reus
Needs Shirley
...
Mor is not having a good game.
nice tackle
>FOTZE OUT
>IMMEDIATELY 4:0
Nice save.
Hello
>an actress says things canon with her role
>must also concern the actress herself
You know that things in movies are not reality, right?
Dembele is too undisciplined, he got a yellow last time for throwing the ball.
Has he even scored in this season?
>Revenge goal and taunting by Dembele
dortmund will really have problems with him chimping out, jesus.
God damn stop your shenanigans, chimp
>le clapping black man
Last time he got a yellow*
Thanks lads!
I'will go with beer then. Got plenty of those here (more is in the fridge).
FUKCING NIGNOG
Söyüncü is a good looking mate, #nohomo
He's still young.
Get out the whip, Thomas. Your nigs are being uppity again.
and black and angry
I didnt see Pulisic, Passlack, Weigl pulling this shit. Wasnt the first time also.
Enjoy your sandwich! Which ones are you having?
Protipp: Double the topics :3
She has the option to say no to the role but instead she wants to be a whore so I'm gonna call her one.
dubs of good choice mate
very bad taste desu
god tier local beer reporting in
no guerreiro no party
Different strokes for different folks.
That's not Einbecker.
hi, so what has happened so far?
>MARCO DESTROYED
OH WHY - WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
>dembele
nothing
lots of shots and no goals, reminds you of something?
Peter Emmerich Obermeyer!
OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA
drank a nice cup of hot coffee with a bit of milk.
The ones with grapefruit are pretty alright t.b.h.
Flensburger too. Haven't tried the other ones yet.
Why are you still falling for the "local brew meme"? It's 2016. Serious question. Just went to the US and A recently and every pleb told me how their "local" beer is the best one in the world.
Pathetic.
>10-2 shots on the goal
>no goal
>mild chimpout by nigger dembleleel
he
Dortmund wasting chances. A story as old as time.
THANKS OBAMA
>le hedgehog man scores again
>le hedgehog man scores again
>le hedgehog man scores again
>le hedgehog man scores again
>le hedgehog man scores again
And I was just about to compliment Freiburg's excellent defense.
>OBAMA
see
you'd know if you would actually taste it. a lot of tradition and local raw materials equal high quality and great taste. not that hard to understand desu
AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG
Thanks Obama
thanks obama
Do you live in the future?
>Obama
>Pulisic
Is Dortmond America's team?
STOP POSTING THAT WHORE!
sweet sliding
different faces for different races :^)
Yeah, nah. I'm not falling for that bait. Enjoy your beer though. To each his own I guess.
no u
Pulisic got cucked out of the starting 11 by a manlet Turk
Obama young, I want to be Obama young~
Think I'll make one with ajvar (a type of condiment here in Serbia), some ham and mayo.
Even if Dortmund is dominant, they play a bit like a headless chicken today. Also not getting clear chances, even if they scored now.
Is it because Bartra and Guerreiro are missing?
For sure
They really have had an excellent defence though. Especially down the left side, Günter and Söyüncü have barely put a foot wrong
yes
also dembele and mor are 100% skill 0% intelligence
>muh overpriced craft beer
I'm all for high quality food and stuff, but I don't want beer to become the new yuppie beverage. >:(
I just want to pace forever, and ever
Yes. We need our big strong iberians.
>tfw reus schürrle kagawa guerreiro not even playing
Such a deep squad
towards the dortmund aktiengesellschaft
"""heyabvb""" implies we are somehow cheering for this AG
kako bogati idu ajvar i majoneza zajedno?
no
Yeah I know, but you can't defend forever, especially against a team such as Dortmund.
>Schürrle
yes he should play more
this cements Bayern's dominance
>what is tagesform?
Sure guerreiro played like a beast last couple of matches but I wouldn't say that dortmund can't play good without him. Also, 35 minutes of this first half were realy good.
i really liked the episode desu
Well, we are. Stay mad, >schalke/customer.
Imam ortaka koji jede sarmu s kečapom. Meni je ukusno oba na sendvič :3
stick to the local brew
the local brew
>Well, we are
uuuuhh, no. >we aren't
its not craft beer you mong and the bottle is 88cents
just a normal local brewery
lel, outsider
of course we are
>unironically hating Dortmund
it appears to me some haven't seen the prince keving craft beer guide. watch and learn
>duselmund playing
>bundes full of tourists
Why is every season of Suits literally the same?
it's awful isn't it
yes
i usually never even open bundes when games are on
>buyern playing
>allianz arena full of tourists
hmmmm
>implying I don't spam >schalke after every >schalke game (loss)
Bayern games are much worse imo.
>inb4 le mad shareholder
No I'm not.
Nothing better than /bundes/ (rip) during Dortmund games
lel
top lel
>walk about 60 stairs to get outside and smoke a cigarete
>come back to my apartment
>heavy breathing
>sweating
HOLY SHIT I NEED TO GET INTO SHAPE
>Complaining about tourists
>On an English language website
t-they're ultra families ok??
I'm enjoying it.
yes, you are a tourist, well done
Welcome to the family.
Or you could stop smoking
at least I'm not responsible for the death of bundes like some certain former tripfags mmm?
it's Vietnamese though
Yes
>smoking
m8...
stop smoking senpai
that is fair criticism
or stop smoking
any hd streams?
Still better than inhaling unfiltered air.
Dortmund has the biggest fanbase. Here and in general. The less pleb it gets the bigger gets the dominance of Dortmund supporters.
Messi specifically thank M'Gladbach on facebook.
it has the biggest fanbase because of when they finally had 2 good years, all the winteamjoiner and girls jumped on the train. 50% of those """fans""" are longtime tourists literally just looking for attention
he must be signing with them next year
wait, what the fuck? people are actually watching these 2 shit teams? what's wrong with you?
>neighbour having a party
> 90s techno and eurobeat on full blast down the whole street
I love it.
Fuck, can't believe I forgot to post it
why dont you join him?
What a lad!
I bet you would.
Will Kloppo do the same for Liverpool?
PIZSKEK PIZSKEK PIZSKEK PIZSKEK PIZSKEK PIZSKEK PIZSKEK PIZSKEK PIZSKEK PIZSKEK PIZSKEK PIZSKEK PIZSKEK PIZSKEK PIZSKEK
>320 posts
>45 posters
you guys are so fucking pathetic holy shit, virgins of the highest level
PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCHECK
LUKAS WIEDER
DER WIRD NOCH ZUM TOPSCORER
beautiful
>having neighbors
hello, poorfag
>neinhold having a party
> bot techno and eurobot on full blast down the whole street
I love it.
PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK
Is the GOAT in the bench senpai?
yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay
non-Germans get out you pathetic fags
...
I had a long day, little sleep last night and he'd be the only person there I'd know. I'm closer with his brother.
Haha I can just imagine
the turk is playing in his place today
yes
Is his first name Ronny?
>even piss-check is now scoring goals
The fuck is going on? Their 17 goals in the last three games had 12 different goal scorers.
man piszczek is so based
hey friend
is emre mor gud
STOP IT STOP IT STAAAAAAAAHHHHP!
Nathan?
KEK
Not really
the sign of a shit team
can't wait for CL KO rounds
yes hi
Really good
Köln aka Internationaler Leistungsverein
Hmmm no
felipe felipe felipe felipe felipe felipe felipe felipe felipe felipe felipe felipe
Most dangerous lead!
still salty......
>conceding this goal
most dangerous lead
the most dangerous lead
pls no
KEK LIKE POTTERY
GOALS GALORE
the piss was checked
wew
>Ginter
Why is he so shit at defending?
>Schalkmond
>Guerreiro
>big
...
>pro-Aktiengesellschaft refball in
>3...
>2...
>1...
>10/10 fans
>9/10 offense
>3/10 defense
JUST
JUST
JUST
JUST
Xollpasing
How much would one pay
I want to poo that loo
KEK THAT CB
kek
KEK
K E K
Why is Freiburg so based?
>That header by the defense
top kekkeroni
>Obama
kek
if only that went in
2008 called
>Pulisic
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
wtf did the fribourg niedermeyer think?
did he think at all?
Cause they're true to themselves and walk their way.
Also, check'd
They have based Streich.
FUCK OFF MUDSLIME
FUCK OFF AND NEVER COME BACK
its time for burger-goals now
ah scheiße
HA HA
Time for freedom!
puli :DDDDD
The serbian Messi.
>not ausverkauft
what?!
still can't believe they actually brought gotze and schürrle
Is Obama a realer nigga than Dembele and why is weidenfeller tot
nobody can m8.
nobody can.
Both were meme transfers
need to stop drawing yellow cards, dortmund
And they could have gotten him for free next season too
Obama is the realest, president of the yellow house n sheiit
Isn't he of Croatian heritage?
Also
>puli and gue in
Freiburg's done for.
Based Guerreiro on.
typical customers
is it gay to ship gay couples
nice corner xd
All these dembele dives
it was ausverkauft vs darmstadt tho
Notice anything strange??
Only if the couple you ship includes you.
DORTMUND - REAL
.
how will it end?
thanks to Darmstadt
he is from his dads side
obama injured?
Dortmund 3 Real 1
cap this
This! I always thought they just had to spend money on anything to say they "reinvested" the money they got for Himmels gundo etc.
2-7
That kid's gargantuan feet?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
all white cis males
>red shoes
Thanks Obama
I didn't even notice those
Or are they
0-3
How many cards is this now
kek
literally THANKS OBAMA
literally
second from left is a girl
>males
The old lady at the left
>cis males
whatever that is is next to the old lady
there are two females in that pic
not even close
Judging by the clothes
this hobgoblin?
>lelbelé
>slippylé
Ginter's cousin?
Does Dembele have ebola or aids or both
...
dude, only because they got boobs and vaginas doesnt mean they aren't white cis males, check your privilege shitlord!
slipedi
not rly
>they had Rode all along
Shinji looked so sad on the bench ;_;
Notice anything strange
??
damn, you are right m8, no I feel shamed
Guess not. Wasn't the strange thing about it anyway
THE LEAD
THAT DANGEROUS
No, everything checks out.
this will never make me not laugh
>le super fast bayern fan
also who the fuck has got a cable telephone on his desk
it always makes me laugh
>that random salt shaker on the table
what the fuck
nice habitat
People with nukes.
>acer
just about everyone has told me that brand is crap
it's a german thing
you wouldn't understand
it's cocaine, silly
explain
HOLD ME Cred Forums IM SCARED, WHAT IF FREIBURG SCORES?!
Customers are always salty.
we wont beat real playing like this.
fugg.
Are you memeing or being serious? Care to elaborate?
>mfw Ive literally got a salt shaker right next to me
then Cred Forums will cheer
:(
keked
also english commentator says "puliSICK"
noice
Salt fends off ghosts and poltergeists.
pls don't tell
That's fucking amazing.
work on your accuracy, obama
Imagine right now you are eating a toasted piece of white bread with butter and salt
>its a lulki thinks hes neuer episode
...
sorry i don't feel like it
you'll see if you visit germoney some day
>salt
why? butter is already salty enough
real is gonig to fugg us.
shitshitshitshitshitshitshit
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>4 minutes
WHAT
THE
FUCK
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
rest well freiburg, you did your best
Goddamn Guerreiro makes my dick hard.
No homo.
Guerreiro is a literal god.
Best transfer of this season.
Guerrero
Depends if it's salted or unsalted butter
they dont have GUERRERORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORO
>the next GOAT is portuguese
>beeing this cool in the 90th minute while only leading by 1 (one) goal
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Just need to start the fullbacks as strikers and everything is fine
huh, never heard of unsalted butter.
the more you know...
STOP
Based Freiburg.
Based Streich.
You did well.
Rest now.
What a great match this has been. Cheers /bundes/
really feeling bad about tuesday lads...
what kind of butter do you use for bakeing sweets and cookies if you never heard of unsalted butter?!
>Am Ende ist Freiburg der Siger, mit 3 zu 1 schlagen sie den SC
What the fuck?
>mor getting the shirt without exchanging his own
It's our b team
aki was not really looking satisfied.
and i fully understand that...
>only 57 days until Bayern - Dortmund
See But I guess Denmark is one of the dairy capitals of the world so maybe we have a bigger selection of stuff
We need more of this.
That is nothing, I could survive that without power
this was a /bundes/ thread last year
it was a fun, full of bots and everybody was having a nice time
what happened
??
wew
Can't wait for Der Klassiker (c)
Margarine/shortening is superior in most recipes.
Texture-wise at least.
when did the drachenlord shitposting start?
and most importantly.. WHY?
matchday tourists
>having lunch with my grandad
>he applies ~1/4 cm of margarine on his bread
did you measure it
i see
mhh, not sure if i want to go back there
schmelle getting cockblocked by tuchel right now
Well I was sitting right next to him so I could see it very clearly
webm of the goals?
>MARIOOOOOO
>MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHRRRRRRRIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
my sides
Man he looks so much younger after the weighloss
what happened?
What happened? Something about Götze?
Some drunkyard kept screaming his name during his interview
During his interview some fan was screaming his name really loud.
Based fan making the Hitlergruß live on tv
goodnight
Good night
G O O D N I G H T
hm yes good nighto