Carson Wentz's gf caught him watching game film under the table on a date

Carson Wentz's gf caught him watching game film under the table on a date

>tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

>tfw married :/

He's a brave man

>tfw Carson Wentz is your team's quarterback

Honestly he should pull a whiplash and just get rid of her.

No dating until Superbowl.

He's very dedicated, that's all you need in a quarterback.

>tfw jack off 5 times a day

Dude....do you even enjoy things anymore?

That's a good thing, bitch won't complain when he's making more money. If he's smart he won't marry her. Protect what you've worked for, plus she's a solid 7

I'd be taking pictures of her cooter under the table tbqqqqh

He's literally going to end up like Nick Foles, Kevin Kolb, and the Detmers

is that the secret

is my excessive fapping the reason I don't feel things anymore?

I thought it was the drugs or simply aging

>he doesnt know what real love feels like

not surprising at all from a tripvirgin

How do you expect to get a boner if a real life woman ever decides she wants to touch you?

My gf caught me checking scores on our dinner date. I was in the dog house that night

I fap 8 times/ day and am a suicidal shut in.

Is this at least partly causal?

I was once where you are right now, user, albeit the worst I got was four times a day. I don't do jack off daily anymore, maybe once every other day, but I'm trying to stop the habit altogether at this point.

It drains you spiritually and mentally. Adding porn to the mix doesn't help at all, it actually intesifies the numbness, in my opinion.

Get a grip on life, not your cock. You'll be much happier for it. You'll start to feel again.

Or you can be a self destructive, degenerate loser bent on immediate emotional gratification.

oh dude I've been at like 7 or more per day for years now, only toned it down for that slight window where tfw when gf

I mean the fact I feel practically nothing these days can potentially still be attributable to her leaving for the other side of the world, but I guess I'll try not fapping, never even occurred to me it could be so mentally degrading. getting off drugs never really helped and I can't stop aging so here we go

Double standard. In current year, a women checks in on facebook, instagrams her food, snap chats, texts her friends, and comments on her picture comments. Yet I can't check to see if muh team is winning? Nah.

Players union should really advise against players ever marrying. If you want to support your gf after you killyourself due to a TBI, that's what trust funds are for.

Gotta like Wentz. He's the second-best rookie QB in the NFC East.

Yesterday shows another day is here, user.

You're going to be a horny mother fucker at first but persevere and you'll feel a lot better about yourself, and life in general, I guarantee it. Drugs will become more enriching (I micro dose psychedelics, since I've started down my solemn path towards abstinence I've been having much more relaxing experiences), you'll connect with individuals better, you'll be more productive, and your girlfriend WILL notice when she comes back.

I know I sound like a youth pastor. I don't care. Shit has changed my life.

Good luck god bless.

the detmers were never anything but backups and bridges, and everyone knew that
and the eagles absolutely FLEECED the cardinals in a trade that got rid of kolb, he was worth developing and trading
Foles played well for a year, then poorly for a year, and was traded. It didn't work out, but your point is utter shit, because he wasn't a high draft pick and the Eagles got a good season out of him.
This type of shit happens constantly with other teams.
Face it, you're just an irrational hater of the Eagles

>irrational hater of the Eagles

What is there to like? They're the Brazilians of sports teams.