JAYS vs YANKEES

Jays fans are autistic and need to be put out of their fucking misery.

You are free to leave.

we got this broskis

TRIP FAGGOT! LMFAO! UNIRONICALLY USING A USERNAME ON AN ANONYMOUS BURMESE CHALK DRAWING SPORTS BOARD!
LMFAO
M
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HOUSTON YANKEE? OMFG! GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY! HE'S FROM TEXAS! LMFAO! WHAT A FUCKING RETARD!
SECURE TRIPCODE? LMFAO!
AUTISM
U
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M

Lose weight

Jays fans are autistic and need to be put out of their fucking misery

lets go jays

pls ;_;

>Jays fans are autistic and need to be put out of their fucking misery

Did you know you can get 2 medium pizzas hot and ready at a Little Caesars Pizza for only 10 dollars? I bet you didn't!

ONE MORE TIME

Jays

Fuck Canada

2 MEDIUM PIZZAS

HOT AND READY

ANYTIME

FOR TEN FUCKING COMMUNIST CANUCKLEBUX

HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY DICK

Liriano, Ks please

Fans

New York Stankees finna get rekt

Hey guys I heard Jays fans are autistic and need to be put out of their fucking misery.
Is this true?

Why doesnt Edwin just fuck the yankees in their ass and give em all stds

why does garnder have an 11 on his helmet

Are

JUST

>yankees

what did they mean by this?

PIZZA
I
Z
Z
A

How does a black guy get the name Lirano

Stankees are a bunch of jobbers

According to some american specialist media outlets, yes.

He starts by getting the name Francisco

>Frank Francisco
>Ben Francisco
>Juan Francisco

that was his first mistake

>Careera

>the butt is on the stankees

makes perfect sense

If last digit is even number Jays will lose

If last digit is odd number Jays will win

No

no

SHUT UP THIS MEANS NOTHING REEEEEEE

Jays lost.

KEK HAS SPOKEN

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>russlel

almost ;.;

even dubs have spoken Jays get the L

THROW

STRIKES

Will Lariano ever find the strike zone? (No)

FUCK U RUSSEL

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THROW

FUCKING

STRIKES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ITS OVER FUCK

>that K

is this a trick question?

he is
shut up

Vintage >RISP

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!

>0 runs, 3 LOB
My heart hurts.

he threw like 1 strike to 2 batters before the K don't EVER talk to me again faggot

It's fucked up to make the Yankees fly all the way from Tampa to Toronto in less than 12 hours

>so I said to NASA "lets send this giant thumbs up into outer space" and they went and did it the absolute madmen

wah wah wahwahwah wah

>dat ortiz

GONNA CWWWWWWWWYYYYYYYYYYYY?

torreyes seriously looks like he's been through gang wars

Lets go donald duck

>billy baseball

Get ready...

butler needs some serious practice

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Fucking fat people

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

Good evening, Cred Forums pals! Hope for a Yankees win tonight! Hey! What do you think about a pager device with FM radio? :)

Kill yourself

little bandwagon fucking faggot fuck

just use a walkman man

Kill yourself

2-LO

my sides will split in half if the jays fucking btfo of the stankees in the first inning

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bra, you eating your shit today holmes?

oh what the fuck the stankees had the bases loaded in the first inning too? KEK

Stankees suck

2LOW

Put on the Irish proxy m8

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLPCLAPCLAP

2 LOW

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLPCLAPCLAP

2 LOW

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLPCLAPCLAP

2 LOW

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLPCLAPCLAP

2 LOW

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLPCLAPCLAP

2 LOW

>our year

@ L O
L
O

SNIFF SNIFF

WHATS THAT SMELL? OH WAIT..
ITS

JUST THE STANKEEEEEES

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

JEW YORK STANKEES GETTING EXPOSED FOR WHAT THEY ARE:

PURE FUCKING STANKEE GARBAGE

FUCKING KEK

HOW OUR DICK TASTE FROM DOWN THERE IN THE STANDINGS?

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

ENJOY MISSING THE PLAYOFFS AGAIN

ENJOY WATCHING THE BLUE JAYS ALL POSTSEASON WHILE YOUR SHIT TEAM ISNT PARTICIPATING

CuCKS

NEW YORK CuCKEES

MY SIDES

2 LOW

holy shit that's actually the most emotion I've ever seen out of 2lo, man is a rock usually

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webm of his emotion? i was busy shitposting as demonstrated in this thread

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KEK

>great white canadian hope

>beating a team that just traveled from Tampa

Wow big accomplishment

This Blue Jays uniform is beautiful.

D A M A G E C O N T R O L

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stankee fans literally vanished or killed themselves LOL

>being this mad because his team is not making the playoffs

we just traveled from seattle tho

I'm still here cheering Yankees!

why is he screaming PO-TA-TO ! is he a downy?
bro you must have shit your pants and drank it early tonight, thank you my hue friend

I thought I told you to kys

>home team advantage \
Get Out

Jays desu.

why has Liriano only played 3 games this season ?

I don't because my life matter!

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your team is irrelevant though, the blue jays are actually contending for the postseason, you will be watching our team in a few weekss
What do you do for a living? fishermen?

look at this man's face and tell me he hasn't seen his family get raped by colombian gangbangers

why has Liriano only played 3 games this season ?

where are you getting that number from

he's played 8 for the jays and 21 for shittsburgh

holy fuck the stankees pitching stinks, their offense stinks and holy fuck look at how stinky their defense is

y
my sides

wow stankees this is one bum ass infield you got

I'm not telling.

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was he a relief pitcher for 5 of those games

Based superman

Why would Travis bunt, is Gibby high? He's been clutch all season.

>sacrasising bunt there and giving them a free out

WHY

FUCKING WHY

SO FUCKING STUPID

They did that stupid sac bunt shit last game that ost them the game

sac bunting is fucking stupid

>2014
you now remember the superman slide
youtube.com/watch?v=inJg5yaFhhY

he's started 6 out of 8 total appearances as per bbref

why and how is this troubling you

Why not

>this is literally the last chance the blow gays have to achieve anything

kys

this stakees pitcher is the worst pitcher of all time? y/n?

Fucking Mitchell had been hanging out with Pineda

>it could be loaded bases with 0 out but fuckface was told to do a stupid fucking sac bunt

fuck off

>2016
>WALKING RUNS

I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU GUYS DONT DO THIS

>walking in a run

this pitcher is a fucking STANKEES pitcher

KEK

checked, dubs confirm

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>Bawteesta
top kek

why are they swinging stupid fucking bautista fuckface ego faggot wanting a grandslam when he could jsut get walked + rbi

Come on Binder man

checked, based EE

OH LOOK INNING OVER CAUSE THE SAC BUNT

OH LOOK BAUTISTA SWINGING BECAUSE HES A FAGGOT, NOTICE ALL THOSE WOULD HAVE BEEN BALLS HE WOULDA FUCKING WALKED SSTUPID EGOTISTICAL FAGGOT FUCK I HOPE THE STANKEES SIGN OUR STUPID FAGGOT ASS NEXT YEAR FUCKING BIG EARED MONKEY LOOKING MOTHER FUCKER FUCK YOU

jesus christ why are you so mad lmao its just a game bro chill

Back to the top of the order

Wtf how can they just change the fucking gametime so fucking late like what if you already bought tickets and your schedule didnt fucking work with the new one fucking i know this is the stankees YES broadcast bullshit fucking nigggers

based frisco just setting up the triple play, what a boss

We're still in this. Lots of baseball to go

Run along now, your mothers cookin curry

youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A

>"It ain't over 'till it's over" - Yogi Bear

what did he mean by this?

i think he meant that nothing is concluded til it is decidedly ended

Go Yays

pretty much only true in baseball since theres no clock

>2outwitzki

>de double play
reeeeeeeeeeeee

firesale this shit NOW

Throw strikes pls

is being home hardware cleanup crew the most degrading job ever? its like being a janitor only 60 thousand people are watching you

>60 thousand people
More like a few million

You get paid to do that though.

i meant i literal janitor, like cleaning floors and toilets

>muh calf's
lel buck and pat

wtf I love jash danaldson now

>Donaldson
>showing off those strong calves for everybody

from hands to calves, Pat is one sick fuck

>donaldson made an actual play instead of an error

WHOA! MVP!

If liriano can go 6 without an earned run that would be perfect

Oh. It's still better than being a NEET though. Or flipping burgers.

>yankees giving away robbie cano's number for some literal who rook

DISRESPECT

No it isnt, at least no one see's you flipping burgers isntead of a whole crowd laughing aat you while you scrub dirty

>Kevin can't have these good abs in tight ballgames

Wtf was dat

holy fuck tagged out what the fuck you had one job to do

wtf I hate kevin pillar now

no, perfect is 9 innings without allowing a man on base. are you new to baseball? :)

can buck and pat die already?

can you die?

just die idiot boy

>literally every single stankee fan has left

lmao this time a few weeks ago they were posting none stop thread would already be at 400 posts

fucking keke bandwagon fairweather stankee shits, you cant make this shit up

Come on Yankees!

kys fisherman

do you guys really think it was dumb when goins, a defensive sub who bats .170, puts up a sac bunt? i'd assume if you have a super low batting average its actually beneficial, just not for people who are actually half decent

don't humor retards that have been watching baseball for a month and think they got the elite strats down better than the professionals

that is an order

Oi cunts where's the cheapest place to get reasonably good Jays merch that ships overseas? The official site is fucking expensive lmao

Dont' care if it's bootleg

amazon.ca

>this casual who thinks sac bunts are a good thing

kek and you claim someone else has been watching baseball for a month

Why aren't we watching this instead?

>Bootleg

you mean fake jerseys? aliexpress

>sac bunts are necessarily a bad thing

t. casual

don't ever reply to me again you fucking piece of shit

What's the website for that?

ebay.nz via google

aliexpress
Got a pretty decent replica from there.

as you can see from the second inning, and last game, where goins sac bunt eventually cost them the inning with that additional out, and the conclusion of the game where memeirs sac bunt only worked on an error by the jays defense, sac bunting is retarded,

t. baseball statistics

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>pakistan
no thanks

post high res pic of front and back of your jays fake? maybe alongside a real one if you have that ?

Okay another dumb freshcunt question: why doesn't bet365 let me bet on division winner/wildcard spot? You can literally only bet on individual games, unless I'm missing something

>He is sporting a fresh look

...

Hi casual.

its not permitted

wow a two half-inning sample I just BTFO by elite sabrmetrics

better think hard next time you reply to me with something fucking embarrassing like that, punk

Yeah but what if they had hit a sac fly after goins bunt? What if goins had struck or grounded out like what is most likely when you bat .170? Do you really think it's that bad for someone who bats fucking .170 and has an OBP of like .200 to sac bunt and hope for a sac fly, passed ball, deep groundout, etc?

lol except its not a two half inning sample, it was an example

the actual sample says sac bunts are stupid , so in both instances you're mathematically and anecdotally wrong

says the hue that no one likes who showed up in august LMAO

Will the stankees """"fans"""" reappear at the liriano collapse?

poo in the loo

no FUCK you you're wrong

'yes'
for now it's a Canadian chat room

no FUCK you you're wrong

no FUCK you you're wrong

why do you refuse to respond to my post here which indicates that perhaps ryan goins, who is trash, but can place a good bunt, would be better off sac bunting?

I HATE gary sanchez get him OFF my screen

no FUCK you you're wrong

Whats that fucking awful smell coming from my tv? Oh nevermind its just the New York Stankees

Weird, why not?

Whats that fucking awful smell coming from my tv? Oh nevermind its just the New York Stankees

HAHAHAHAHA

KEK

against bet365 rules

Whats that fucking awful sme- no FUCK you you're wrong

gonna have to upvote this post to be honest

omg what the fuck is that smell oh wait its just the

NEW YORK STANKEES

IM KEKKING
>im kekking
IM LAFFIN
>im laffin

top ladposting ITT tbqh famalamajams

wow just wow, give yourselves a pat on the back that was beautiful

N E W

Y O R K

S T A N K E E S

Achoo

this is a nice canadian chat room to be honest

managers are basically paid just to rage
wish i had that job

God bless you

guys what was that meme i tried forcing before on the orioles that made them really mad

was it stinky dogshit orioles or something like that lol, anyoen remembers that meme?

Crashing this thread, no survivors.

That's so strange, they allow it for literally every other sport. I suppose they make more money off individual games because there's more luck involved.

EW STINKY DOGSHITS

go drink your shit hue

EAT THE POO POO

yeah thats the meme KEK it pissed them off so much

lets bring that back next orioles series

No survivors. Canada on suicide watch.

what if he's an atheist? insensitive asshole! apologize

WOWOWOWOWOWOWWOW IM TAKING MY TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME TAKING MY TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

why do we hate brazil user? It appears I have missed this meme

>you will never be a professional athlete playing your favorite game for a living and having breakfast with your teammate bros every day and talk about your passion

tearing up unironically rn lids

You lads need to step up your shitposting game tttt (to tell the truth)

Do any of you even have endgames?

or more likely a curry eating raghead

Going to timmies lads. Anyone want anything

>*breathy laughter*

cheeky steak and mushroom pie thanks lad

brazil needed to shit his pants and subsequently drink the shit for the jays to win however refused to do so resulting in a jays OT loss

annoying attention faggot that's too casual to shit in his pants and drink it for his team to win

my endgame is YOUR complete psychological destruction you fucking faggot, just TRY to reply to this post, you don't fucking dare

ill have a small icecap tbqh (to be quite honest)

Envy. It's natural to hate what you can't be.

@71432839
Furious.

Coffee (one cream) and 10 timbits pls

>@ing someone

any worse way to expose yourself as a STUPID IDIOT who can't handle banter?

tBh i am a bit envious that i cant boink this brazilian boipucci but thats about it when it comes to your shit drinking country

Ahhh yes are you one of those pesty atheist i hear so much about. Good because whenever i hear someone sneeze near me i walk up to them, stare directly in their eyes and say "God bless you!" In a firm voice.
#GodsNotDead #PraiseJesus #OneLove #TheSecondComing

>kevin pillar refuses to walk

Is Benoit elite?

he was supposed to shit his pants and drink it for the jays, but he only shit them (caused jose's dinger), and wouldnt finish the deed

>being this mad
>at new zealand /bet/ lad
K E K
E
K

>edgy canada on suicide watch

btw guys that beautiful girl in that pic has a penis believe it or not

fucking brazilian trannies man

Just got changed to go down to the nets and it's FUCKING raining FUCK lads

so thats where JP Arencibias glove went

tough break tbqh

would you fuck this girl

>pats above .260
>never EVER walks

hes actually good at hitting singles and doubles but refuses to take balls (except for tulo's in his face)

Daily reminder Brazil is the king of Jays gamethreads. Canada is so mad right now.

heh just RAKING in the (You)s from buttblasted hues these days, it's great

the only sport you guys can play is making a ball out of sticks and kicking in the mud

>girl

see

>so mad right now
Never fails.

>girl

kek

answer the question

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i would annihilate that boipucci

would you suck her girldick though?

There is insufficient data for a meaningful answer

>delay the game because you can't find your fucking helmet

yankee privilege everyone

only if she let me drink her cum

What do you mean?

her girljizz would be better used on your dick as lube for pounding that boipucci though
now he lost his bat and delayed the game some more

NEED webm of that slo mo bat coming at the camera

HOLY SHIT

BASED ee

>you will never be a fearless cameraman getting paid filming the team that you love

why even live

true, good point. thanks my friend :) ill make sure to suck her girldick and lube up her boipucci with her girljizz

WEW LAD

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god bless

she fucking lives in brazil tho man

well why dont i just fkn kill myself then?

thank you based webmbro

how do you do it if I may be so rude to inquire? I know how to make them from videos I've already downloaded but doing it live seems like it would either require some screen filming software or like a live stream ripper

user doint do it

>he doesn't know

zeke bunts are beautiful

Fucking newfag

youve tempted me with brazillian boipucci and now i cant live without it

>being this mad

>freshcunts

Do you guys think the fast man is about to go fast?

fuck y'all I've been here for thirty years and it's only ever a random few posters in any sport that know the black voodoo of making live webms

I use a program called OBS and convert to webm and strip sound with ffmpeg

>canadian underaged mad as fuck shiteater
>also a newfag
kek

you are all so mad right now LMAO

of course I know to print screen every frame to MSpaint and piece it together later using GIMP

fucking retards can't even tell when someone is pretending to be retarded LOL

It's over, Jays won.

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@71433249
Fucking appalling post, seriously consider suicide.

How are the Jays gonna fuck this one up this time?

hi

doesnt matter stankees getting shut out

>Riviera

@71433249
Lose weight

>Autista

why is travis so competent

>jose "swing and a miss" bautista

they nearly just fucked up another IBB lmao

>leafs can't into strategery

>walking ee
top kek le solo popout man is gonna take care of you

>xd forced walks
>xd this is logical

STRIKE THREE YOU'RE OUT

this is the funniest fucking name for a layer ive ever heard why the fuck is this the first im hearing of this

imagine the blue jays not scoring here

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the ground into double play man grounds into another double play

>they walked EE

>stankees

PPEEEEE
YOUUUUU

APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

JOEY BATS JUST SINGLE-HANDEDLY ENDED THE STANKEES POSTSEASON DREAMS

AHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAH

NICE FUCKING """"""""""""""""STRATEGY""""""""""""" JEW YORK STANKEES

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHH

SNIFF SNIFF

WHATS THAT SMELL? OH WAIT..
ITS

JUST THE STANKEEEEEES

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

JEW YORK STANKEES GETTING EXPOSED FOR WHAT THEY ARE:

PURE FUCKING STANKEE GARBAGE

FUCKING KEK

HOW OUR DICK TASTE FROM DOWN THERE IN THE STANDINGS?

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

ENJOY MISSING THE PLAYOFFS AGAIN

ENJOY WATCHING THE BLUE JAYS ALL POSTSEASON WHILE YOUR SHIT TEAM ISNT PARTICIPATING

CuCKS

NEW YORK CuCKEES

MY SIDES

JOEY

How the fuck did Russel Martin get 73 RBIs this season

EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT THE RETARDED AMERIBURGER

by literally holding the team together with his two hands

thats a good q

His bat has been pretty hot most of the season

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Nice strategy you got there m8

Walk off walk

Holy shit is Bautista back?

He was hitting under .200 and a guaranteed out for the first third of the season

t. Nuggabash fan

>watching the first third of the season

But he's been hot since

lmao what a fucking mess, I'd feel sorry for them if it wasnt the most vile repugnant team in baseball....

>being a fuckin bandwagon faggot loser

samefag

>Not watching the whole season.

What are you some kinda hockey watchin faggot?

>being a neet autist who watches all 162 games opposed to just tuning in when the games actually matter in August

kek

>canada is still mad
Go drink some water, kek

>Yankees
lol

hockey fags OUT

you're lucky brazil, no need to drink shit tonight, but that was a serious misstep by only shitting and not drinking last game, we fucking lost and if you pull that shit again we're gonna have to relegate you to the loser thread, I'm serious, don't fuck with me boy

thanks, Sherlock, if only we knew your magical ways..

HOLY SHIT

>
More than one hue watches baseball.

go drink some fecal infested water
i elected to skip watching an entire season of hockey last year lol, might do it again until the leafs get good
nfl is the superior sporrt anyways

holy fuck stankees getting obliterated kekkekeekekek

this ump is very stinky much like the new york stankees

2LO

Wait, why didn't they just give them the free walk again? Surely that "tactic" would have worked the second time?

based polish catching man gets another base hit

T U L O

>shit

i think brazil took enough of a beating today, no need to banter him to suicide
were you the only who only shit his pants last game?

The meme run was fun while it lasted at least

>cuckegg bandwagoner

cannot make this shit up, kys

fucking die

Q U E
H O M E M

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Fuck tinder. Feabie is where it's at boys trust me on this

>18.00 ERA

JUST

Nah, I don't come to those threads frequently.

i dont understand why they walk EE, and load the bases to face Joey, an extremely clutch hitter who can really hit dongers and takes a lot of walks. seems pretty fucking dumb to me. i could see walking EE to face ryan fucking goins maybe

nevermind i guess they just pulled their pitcher out thought they ruled autista out

>loup

>being this mad at me
Canada on suicide watch, kek
Calm down, you don't want to die from a heart attack at the age of 15 shit eater

Daily reminder Brazil owns Jays gamethreads.

>The Yankees woke up the Jays bats
fuck

that slide by bautista was some matrix shit on the slo mo replay

Jays are unbeatable

MUPTON

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uhh you were certainly in the gamethread yesterday

were you or were you not ordered to shit and subsequently drink it?
ah it was this brazilian

I kinda get the implication that a double play is more likely with loaded bases but it's still fucking dumb.

>won't even shit in his pants and drink it for the Jays to win

get the fuck out of here, no one likes you

jays beat shittle a couple days ago scoring like 8 runs in a single inning

alright Cred Forums what you drinking

if it aint from ontario kill yourself

got me some forty creek

casual fuck wont even drink his shit for the team he calls "his team"

I'm sorry, just canadians drink shit.

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WHO READY FOR STRIKEOUTS??

>alright Cred Forums what you drinking
you know what brazil is drinking

>drinking
>not smoking
>being a Cred Forumstard

unironically end yourself my man

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Water cause im poor NEET

weed not legal yet my man

cmon zeke at least give them the humiliation of walking in their second run tonight

>smoking
get the fuck out of my thread you degenerate fagot

if you were in brazil rn you would technically also be consuming fecal particles if it were tap water in brazil

>being this BTFO
Give me (You)s, Canacucks.

kek

>DUDE WEED TRUDEAU LMAO

Canada killed when?

>1-7
>7-1

brazil just had a seizure when she saw cecil's record

will can'tada ever recover?

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>yfw in less than 365 days I can walk into the LCBO and pick up some of the filthiest marijuana known to mankind

UMPBALL

seriously tho how the FUCK was that a swing

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Sauce

>not already having access to some of the filthiest marijuana known to mankind

baka

Steamwhistle while enjoying the Lake Ontario view
Are people who aren't from Ontario even real Jays fans?

>xd poo
>xd flag 'banter'

You cunts seriously need to step it the fuck up

can't wait

degenerate fucking losers get out of my thread

Are you retarded or do you just pretend to be?

cecil has been really good lately. tybc

WILL CANADA EVER RECOVER?

lol cecil fielder has been retired for like 20 years you fucking leaf btfo

stay mad and pleb my alcoholic friend :)

THE STATE OF THE NEW YORK STANKEES

hey

stinky shit drinkin fuck
degenerate losers

How likely is it that Bautista gets his $18 trillion in FA after the season he's having?

>being this mad
>being this BTFO for two weeks now
Reminder Brazil owns Jays gamethreads.

>tfw all it takes to troll is to alter your consciousness and post about it online

very unlikely

:D

CANT RONALD THE DONALD

He keeps getting away with HRs like that last one @ Seattle. He's safe.

thats a dinger boys

BASED JOSH

next time we tell you to drink your shit you do it, dont cost us, your team, another win
degenerate. fucking. loser.

come on yankees seriously?

Do you think the Jays will try to resign him?

>posting on Cred Forums
>calling anyone a degenerate

wtf I love josh donaldson now

>The New York Donkees

>getting injured 3 times during the season
his chances are low, it all depends on if he steps up in the postseason or not

posting on Cred Forums is legal

We are witnessing a live rape take place

hurting peoples feelings is a felony in canada and will lead to an RCMP squad visiting your residence

I still think they are more likely to sign him than edwin given how good of a season he's having. Just not for a gorillion dollars.

>canada is still this mad
Give me (You)s, pleb.

They may not even quali offer him.

>tfw more successful than your neet ass will ever be

R.I.P

next time we tell you to drink your shit you do it, dont cost us, your team, another win

So when it becomes legal does weed become non-degenerate?

Order a Pizza Hut and put that meaty ass shot on the board!

>issuing warnings for a missed pitch

I'm a millionaire at the age of 23, so i dont think so little boy, you do realize you're talking to me, Sean, right?
kek inb4 no reply because you recognize my greatness

>tfw 2 millionaire by age 19

bet u still live with your fuckin mommy lil bitch

a little less but it still rots your brain and creates stinky degenerates even if the act may not be considered so any longer
i was a millionaire the day i was born lol

what? he has an under .800 OPS. Edwin has been better all year.

>he literally obeys
>will canada ever recover?

hi everyone the red sox (your division leader) won tonight

next time we tell you to drink your shit you do it, dont cost us, your team, another win

RED SOX WIN, YOU LEAF FAGGOTS!

cOLD

>This umpire

Edwin's making bank this offseason. I wouldn't be surprised if he signs with the Red Sox. I'd like to see him out of the division though.
I'd be surprised if they didn't. Bautista might turn it down to see if he can get a multi-year deal. It'd be worth the risk imo.

Did Mookie the MVP hit some balls?

literally read my post. I'm saying edwin is having a better year and that is why the jays wont resign him.

>not starting the firesale after jays lose the wild card game

Another 10 years of mediocrity comin up boys

Real talk, I had one of those on game day, and it's not bad but why not just put the sauce on the pizza? I don't want a normal pizza with cold sauce.

see you cucks in the postseason

i wonder how many wins the red sox (the team your team looks up to) will end up with

heres what actually happens:

>jays win the world series this year,

>as a result EE and autista take home town discounts to repeat

>jays repeat

>jays proceed to win 3 world series consecutively

>groins

Jack actors after the game?

>nearly getting walked off by the rasy

LOL

Guess who just won

heat the sauce up in the microwave idiot

Sean is the greatest thing to happen to this board

I have no reason to believe this doesn't happen.

sounds good to me boss send the word to jewpiro and asskins

guess who is about to win

...

apologize to me

That's not the point homie

your post is ambiguously worded since "he" could refer to either joey or edwin. so please do not bully me.

lazy americans need everything cooked for them, smdh

Jeff Pazos looks like The Great Khali if he were a pitcher

sorr-

>Bautista might turn it down to see if he can get a multi-year deal. It'd be worth the risk imo.

The team risk, of course, is he takes it then you're sorta stuck playing him at DH because he can't field shit which means either you're spending $40M at 1B/DH if you keep Eddie or you have no DH to replace Bautista into 18.

Then again the team needs a full down-to-the-concrete redo this offseason so they wont bother trying to pay anybody, and so if they get stuck with people taking the quali offer it doesn't matter other than the no comp draft picks.

guys i bought 5 jays tickets all alongside eachother for sunday

first five to reply to this post with their email will get it when you meet up with me on the Cred Forums jays 2016 meetup

We're having some lovely Pizza Hut chat, no need to be a colossal jerk.

>t. Cred Forums murderer

bullshit

This looks better than that dipping shit.

DANNY "FO FANNY" BARNES

JAYS WIN

pls i just want to banter with you jays fans in real life at the game

[email protected]

even if you're serious that would be one terrible fucking meetup and they'd have to eject us after the 5th when the pessimists and optimists started fistfighting each other

me cut up and stuffed in a dumpster

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I had one and was disappointed.

>dipping shit
i thought you liked dipping things in shit?

Also 12 dollars for that was a scam even for brazilian standards 2bh

gg stanks

I think we all had a good time today why can't we always do this you mouth-breathing fucking faggots?

wow sound realistic.

unfortunately im not even in toronto, so fuck off

If I find you at Fenway Park I will literally beat the shit out of you and kill you in a discreet part of the park....

Im kmcray
I'll be your friend plz

sorry no micks allowed

Im English its a false name!

nice try but no brit would identify as a mick, even under false pretense

I AM EXCITED
youtube.com/watch?v=UVRPEDOVJzk&feature=player_detailpage#t=55