/hoc/ finnish food edition

it's my face when no hoggey going on

friendly reminder that the oilers are going to win the stanley cup this year and nobody can stop them

Why is this list full of goal scorers?

delete this

But it's fairly accurate

fuqq, how could I forget about mc-meme?

>mfw

The only Canadian teams that have a chance at the cup are the Sens and Flames. I would have put the Habs in there too, but Price won't make it past pre-season desu.

mcdavid did score a goal though, he was refpucked out of it but hockey enthusiasts like myself know it was a good goal

Is everyone finished memeing about USA losing every game of the Bettmanb Owl?

Is he Cell key material?

no because the fact they failed to fucking team europe makes it even better.

And torts acting all "We built a special line-up for canada".
Well yeah he did, he built it FOR canada to BTFO the US properly. Torts is bettmans secret rival, trying to revive canada and bring back the Nordiques

>best top 6 in the league
>ok bottom 6
>reinforced defense
>good goaler
other teams should be lubing their anuses when the oil come to town

Never.

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>Dumb drake posters

>Seidenberg - Josi
>Sekera - Chara
>Streit - Ehrhoff
This is the elite defence that shutout PooSA

drake is ok tbqh, didnt like his music at first but now i dont mind it

not really that bad of defence, a whole bunch of average players and chara

>sens
>chance
With what? Brassard and Phaneuf?

Well since no games tonight

good night /hoc/

good night trip fag, please dont ever return

Against the best the US has to offer (minus Kessel)? Pretty shamefur desu

not the best effort, but team europe isnt a good example of a weak team since they have a fairly decent line up and a real good coach

Brassard is a step-up from Mika ''hot and cold'' Zibanejad and Phaneuf is a huge improvment over Jared Coward. Add in Guy Boucher, who would never put fucking Borowiecki on the first offensive line, and I think they have a pretty good shot at making the playoffs this year and maybe even meme their way into a deep run

>Ralph Krueger (born August 31, 1959) is a Canadian-born German former professional ice hockey coach and player and current chairman of Southampton Football Club.
This guy's pretty cool

He coached the oilers a few years ago and actually had them looking like a competent team, but for reasons beyond human comprehension they didnt extend him when the season ended

guy boucher was fucking terrible when he had an elite tampa team, prime stammer

gtfoh with that shit

>1967

>But if we have a good coach, how will we get meme draft picks?

>he doesn't know about Dave ''I'm gonna put a beer league d-man on my first offensive line'' Cameron

Youre right, if they kept kruguer maybe he could have turned things around, but the management would have stayed. hiring reakins was pretty much what caused us to get mcmeme and break up the shitty front office

And yet you'll still be irrelevant

more relevant than the fucking flames who will relocate when the saddledome collapses in a couple years and the city refuses to pay for a new rink

>the tragically euphoric
what a shit band

Russia wins tomorrow

when i saw them last year the whole band was dressed in jeans and regular shirts, not sure why gord decided to dress like a transsexual slav for the final tour

How assravaged are you faggots going to be when the Hawks win another cup this year?

KEK I can't wait

Which players would /hoc/ rather have?

Gaudreau-Johnson-Kane
Ellis-Barrie
Halak

Ovechkin-Kopitar-Benn
Burns-Hedman
Bishop

Checked, also, pic related

/hoc/ got the get again boys

Patrick Maroon will be named captain of the Oilers

t. Insider

Are you gonna put ketchup on that goddamn salad or not?
>there's not even mayo wtf

mcmeme is being named captain on tuesday

t. real insider

Latter for sure.

>0-3

The one with the 50 goal scorer

>zero(0) wins
>three(3) losses

>buddy you suck at hockey

is posting in /hoc/ a job or a hobby?

>he does it for free

>tfw you're a bust

Is that a deconstructed burger?

>Flimflams have a shot at the cup
>they were a lottery team last year
I don't like this meme.

Do people hate Chara and Bishop because they are tall?

Tortorella is a deconstructed burger

>rags

Not bad, for a Flames fan

Yes

>0 (Zero) wins

>rags

Brassard is pretty streaky himself desu

does anyone have the pic of the rag jew hat

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>tfw someone saves your bean

goat bean tbqh

Thank (You), beanpal

I'm not a flames fan, why do you say these things?

Drake is a canucks fan

did I miss out on the beanposting?

beanposting is always welcome

Probably the brain cancer fucking him up.

>american dad rock station
>never play tth
>canadian dad rock station
>plays tth at least once an hour

Thanks Cancon!

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where did the bean meme come from why is this guy a pink blob

Mine plays Rush all the time. Wouldn't be bad if it wasn't always Subdivisions. Who cares about tth anyway? Nobody liked them until 6 months ago when Gord or whatever his fucking name is announced he had a cancer. I bet it's not even real. They fucking hammered it to no end and guy like Bowie and Lemmy didn't say a damn word about their illness and still released shit. They wanted to do a "we're done with our shitty music tour", but they knew nobody would come if they didn't bring out a sympathy card. Bunch of Ontarian fuckhead assholes.

>tfw my classic rock station doesn't play Maiden anymore

Fuck Canada

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American stations play rush. Rush can sell out shows in North America, Europe and South America. They've sold over 30 million albums. They get airtime from merit, not law.

Now we just have to wait for gord to die, and then we wont have to hear of them again.

Next hip fan that tries to explain 50 mission cap to me, I'm going to headbutt.

You now remember 36 chambers.

you know remember capitalist bastard

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nobody is a canucks fan

so youre bandwagoning a different team this year?

pretty sure i saw them posting not very long ago

>Laine

He played kiekko with us the first night we discovered it.

Holy shit, Strombo is so mad at losing his HNIC gig that he raped and murdered a vagrant at his home in LA.

Fellow Canadians.

Do you take American posts about hockey more seriously now after they went 0-3? Or do you take them as seriously as previously? Or do you not care about them at all now?

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I think you're talking about someone else. I'm only here for shitposting and memes

I have literally never taken an American opinion about hockey seriously since I was in timbits hockey and some retarded amerifat came out with his skates on the wrong feet.

Smells fishy all right

WHO READY FOR /SABREDOMINATION/

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post the real one

This is the only other one I have.

the one you posted of his trip was fake

there's another way i think back in 2013 where he released his trip

he made an entire thread about why he's leaving and got bullied for 500+ posts

will the habs make the playoffs?

I'm pumped for another season of mediocrity or worse.

1. San Jose
2. Anaheim
3. Arizona
4. Calgary
5. Edmonton
6. LA
7. Vancouver

@71436791
No

Coyotes relocation when?

Yes

stop thats mean

>Arizona
Where's the ice?

Idaho Coyotes or Saskatoon Coyotes sounds good :^)

A hour away north.

>idaho
Kek no. Maybe Saskatoon but not Idaho

good list

>2nd lowest avg. attendance in the league last year

Only above >us

it's okay, once we get good it'll go back up.

Once they move back to Phoenix it will go back up, even as someone from Glendale I don't get how anyone would think Glendale can support a hockey or basketball team. Its not really known for anything but the city the Cardinals stadium is in.

>Arizona gets more snow than Vancouver

Why is this allowed?

...

I didn't even know they were in Glendale, thought they were in Phoenix tbqhwy. lmao makes sense then

Its 43 right now, I dont even know why man, probably elevation.

Yeah Glendale thought they were going to be hot shit as a city by now, so they built the Coyotes a arena and the Cardinals a stadium.

>the preds stanley cup title hopes lie on the shoulder of pekka rinne
Think he can do it?

Fuck. That's hot as hell. Especially for 2 AM and autumn.
Hottest I ever experienced was 45

Shit forgot to convert to Celsius, it would be like 6.

bretty good list.

>tfw only 2 players left still playing in meme tourney from my team

And if anyone is getting hurt on Canada it'll be Stammer or Price, probably not Perry/Getzy.

kek

>not just taking the top 16 in the league for playoffs
1v9
2v10
Etc etc

>“It’s disappointing. It’s almost to say that we were coasting or don’t care, weren’t representing our countries as well as we could have and for other guys that have worn the jersey, it’s disappointing,” Team USA forward David Backes said. “I understand there’s hard feelings if you weren’t picked for the team or if whatever, but the comments are, I think – as a team guy and as a guy that stands by my teammates, win lose or draw, it’s a little distasteful and aggravating but everyone’s got a Twitter account and you can have freedom of speech to say whatever you want and so be it. But those comments don’t get lost in the fray and those comments are there and have been read and I think will be remembered when whatever happens going forward happens going forward.”

> It’s almost to say that we were coasting or don’t care, weren’t representing our countries as well as we could have and for other guys that have worn the jersey
Well, Yes, and this is true. The truth hurts huh

Didn't Chris Chelios and Roenick blast them too?

youtube.com/watch?v=GOfe1bX8bII
>19 more days (18 for meme teams)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A lot of people did, and they fucking deserve it. Those guys can cry all they want about people being mean to them and saying """"""offensive'""""""" things, but this time it's justified. I think the whining about being criticized (if you can call phil's comments criticism even) may be even worse, you're grown ass NHL players and men, pick yourself up and get better and maybe next time you wont be fucking shit. Everything about team USA's tournament was pathetic. Phil obviously feels like he should have had a spot, surgery or not seems like he wanted to play, and he probably should have been there. What's done is done now though. The sad thing is this probably just hurts phil's chances of ever being selected again. In my opinion it's a good thing to have a guy who has the desire to play, cause who knows maybe he'll actually try or something. But hey, what the fuck do I know. Surely Torts knows a hell of a lot more.

I honestly think we're just not that good. Yeah we have a couple o pretty decent guys who weren't selected for sure but it's time to accept that we're just not that great. Should NOT be worse than the czechs though holy shit. It's okay, this past draft was absolutely loaded with americans, and we've already seen what johnny hockey, matthews, and eichel can do. Things will fill out nicely. Not Canada tier nice, but at least better than things are now.

19 days til your fucking 0-1 bitch

Maybe but the caps will still lose when it matters most anyway, I got pretty good seats, might bring a meme sign.

just put this on a sign. Shoop a penguins hat on it.

you're***

>tfw confirmed for final
>tfw going to get beat by Canada in two straight games and meme'd on by /hoc/

>eastern conference hockey
>at fucking 5 am est
kys, it's west power hour

>not waking up at 4:30 to get a morning work out in
Are u even trying

Better than us, I'm positive atleast on of the fins here killed themselves

Help helper would prevent suicide

t. Robbed by the local extortion bird

Watching Scott's Tots but can't look at it so I'm here instead

True. You have a pretty bright future though

the office is gay

>this is the highest payed player in the league this season
>he's slovenian

you might have some history but we don't give a crud

your team will always be a joke until they have a cup

>0-3

>0-3

>0-3

>0-3

>0 (zero) wins

>0 wins

youtube.com/watch?v=o96E8_qaCo0

Pretty dank jersey tbf

>zero wins

What's the oldest /hoc/ meme?

t. /hoc/ noob

>zero for three

ZERO WINS
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finland

Lot of rebbit autism going on here

Fact: Matthews out-played McDavid.

There is a rumor that Anaheim and Rakell are far apart in the discussion for an extended contract. And that Rakell might go to the KHL for a while, until they have sorted it out

0 (zero) wins

False. Two of Matthews goals were direct results of McDavid's play, and McDavid set him up many more times than that, but Matthews couldn't bury it.

Objective opinion here:

Matthews a fucking bust

>0-3

>0-3

like i give a heck

>zero wins

>1-9

>binlan

>10-3

Zero (0) wins

>0 (zero) wins
>Laine bust (bust)
>Finnish golden shower generation dead (Laines career)

Great post

>mfw Canada Sweden final

Are you ready, Mohommad?

>tfw even HFboards now shits on the finnish golden shower posterboy while realizing the greatness of Wil "lia" m Nylander

It's over, it's official, Sweden won.

>the nylander poster is back

>not calling him Will-I-am Nylander

>finland will never leave
0 (zero) wins
0 (zero) olympic gold medals

>rags

>Viktor Rydbergs

who's your fave NHL team, Sweden?

>tfw I have more Nylander loyalists than finnish players in NHL these days

Örebro

Canada will never ever win a Stanley Cup again

>nylanderposting

whats that bud?

>bustposting

finnish for feces

>implying we won't win in ten years when I'm dead and gone

>killing yourself before winning the cup

all my why

ps. nice macdavid numerals

no I'm 30 and a hardcore alcoholic.
I'll be dead in two years.
also I'm fat.

>wear hokkei cap to college party
>lol user you like hockey? you know half the teams are Canadian players right?
>y-yeah but i like the game, h-how about the bruins winning the cup in 2011?
>yeah whatever bro, i can't wait for brady to come back

even in a "hockey state" like MA

oh, well i guess theres nothing you can do

juu viinaa vaa

wtf I hate USA now

>juu viinaa vaa
google translate says "yep, liquor yaa"

sigh

also
>0-3

KNEELANDER POSTERS GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Örebro

Please kill Dominique Heinrich, he is a filthy Red-Bull faggot

Thanks

Post your hoc pilled musicians

Nylander has scored as many points in the World Cup as Laine, and he hasn't played a single game

really makes you think

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He will die from the memes

Found this for $4 at a yard sale. Did I do good /hoc/

>rags

reminder that the oilers are winning the cup this season

who /lifelong/ oilers fan here?

here

>sens are a thing

Think again bud

What part of Edmonton are y'all from?

Utsjoki here

Tampetchewan

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>snes
>cups
lmao

saskatoon

>mcbust

>0-3
why are you even posting here

>Crosby Canadian legend
Lel I'm mean he's good and all but legend? How cucked are these people? How overrated is this fuck over the likes of lemieux and others. This is why hockey is so frustrating

nobody ranks crosby alongside Gretzky, lemieux, Orr, howe, do they? he's not even better than jagr

Apparently the NHL does or Canadians

Russia will win it all

Agreed

are you guys seriously trying to compare players from completely different eras?

=tfw kings fan

>stone has a concussion before the season even begins

>CELL KEY MATERIAL

is there a more JUST team than the fucking snes? id feel bad for them but their owner is a jew

Yeah Crosby is a top ten player all time. Only casuals and haters disagree

What did they mean by this?
And how come NHL 19 is just days away when we just had NHL 17?

thats the most newfag fucking thread ive seen in awhile

i dunno, I think the argument for him is not the strongest. not that many awards comparatively, and no total domination of his peers.

Australia is actually 2 years in the future.

yotes, stars, sharks, or ducks plz pick which team i should folo

Check out his points per game
Head and shoulders above his competition.

oilers

Las Vegas

If you're going to be in the vicinity of those teams, yeah, get on the Vegas bandwagon

As a lifelong Las Vegas [tba] -fan. I endorse our team to be bandwagoned.

It is good but not singularly enough to elevate him to the level of the all time greats.

when is hokkei

2 am

>Be Sweden
>Have the best defensive core in the tournament
>Simultaneously have the worst defensive core in the tournament

What did they mean by this?

they are forwards who identify as defenders

Why do you have anything against that? are you positialist?

Is Evander Kane a top five fighter in the NHL?

Points per game is an overrated stat. He's well rounded but doesn't dominate anything in any catergory.

its a meme defense, mostly players that are massively overrated by their own teams like 4th forward man and OEL

does beating up girls in bars count toward his win/loss?

He's still cell key material... He'll be back in no time, I swear...!
Fucking kill me now.

they should just include hockey in the summer olympics tbH. let them hold this meme tournament in 2 years again and bring it back for Moscow 2020

thoughts?

Beating up Petrovic 3x in one game counts.

redpill me on Big Buffs bulk

He's trying to kill a white man and get away with it

hes american, being a fat retard is in his heritage

>mfw Byfugliens BMI is 31.0

It's hilarious watching him outspeed players while also crushing them.

It is, especially when you compare scoring eras.
He is easily top ten all time.

He is a big guy

What the fuck I thought it was a day

He can lose and gain weight at will. He is unnaturally agile and fast for a man of his height and weight.

Literally a dark Norwegian version of Burns.

No. just no. Top 30 all time top 20 all time but top 10 is maybe. He's a great player but let's not get ahead of ourselves.

reminds me a bit of those nfl fat linebackers

HE A GOOD ONTARIAH BOY

HE DINDU NUFFIN

>canaflops

>0-3

Why are you posting here?

eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=101442

Found a big guy

because I am not the one who choose a meme roster lead by a meme coach that was destined for failure

>winning a pre season tournament is like winning the stanley cup for canadians

At least he moves more than a few minutes per game unlike the nfl

To be fair, he just rekt Gallagher. Gallagher is only like 5'4 or something.

>Canadian players winning the cup is validation that USA doesn't suck at hockey for americans
>0-3

Again, why are you here?

>0-3

>210cm
>90kg
DYEL BABBY

>it's not my fault my team sucks

lmao cuck

>0-3

>6'11"
>not even 200lbs
??

literally anyone on hoc could have put together a better roster. the greatest american hockey player of all time was chilling with his dog rather than playing for america

Name ten better players

kane was in the tournament
>0-3
why are you posting here?

eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=324561

looking forward to when this guy is NHL ready

Phil Kessel was not on the team

Kessel is a glorified third liner

I haven't keked like that in a while, have a Pulju on me
They still should be able to impose their will on other teams their blueline is stacked on paper

kessel is a fat autist with a broken hand who couldnt play anyway, im not sure why amerisharts keep bringing his absence up
>0-3

>smiley jesse

how did they manage to find the least "smiley" picture of him

>tfw you claim pulkkinen

...

ourguy

he was absolute shit in prospect camp, pretty sad that he likely wont make the nhl

Literally HFboards: the player

How fast is Chris Kreider?

>who
>vs
>bean

How is a bean going to play defense? He doesnt even have legs or arms

26 mph

>(You)

where do i order a bean jersey

appreciate it

reddit is always a good option if your looking for forced nonmemes

Ask him

>mad
>at beans

This should be the Team NA logo desu

I hope your joking

So you can't?

>have to wait another year before I see America lose again

DELETE THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw not long until i can watch the canucks drop more than 75% of their games this season

>She doesn't watch the Spengler Cup

Pleb

>0-3 talk
>no canadian teams in playoffs talk

Am I the only one sick of this? I don't care about bettmans micky mouse tourney and I don't care about canadian teams.

I though that was just Canada vs. Swiss teams...

I made a 30 euro bet on russia. Am I fucked?

Puljuarvi is better than Laine

yep

Yes

Canada has rigged it so they will win anyway. Watch the refpuck when Canada wins 2-1

he's better than Matthews so of course he's better than Laine.

Why are you already making excuses?

>ZERO WINS

Matthews is better than all three though.

im just tellin da truf

take heed or get shat on

matthews will be the best player of all time

i agree with this

Finland completely memed the 2016 draft
>jets fell for laine's one season wonder meme
>keklainen doesnt draft pulju, goes with a literally who from the qmjhl because he played center for half a season in the easiest league on earth
>oilers tumble into the 4th pick but still end up with puljujarvi who completely overloads their top 6 to the point where they can trade taylor hall and lose virtually nothing

I slept for 14 hours last night, straight sleep. No waking up and going back to bed

Are you depressed?

how do you feel? if i sleep for more than 10 hours straight i wake up more tired then before

redpill me on P.K. Subban

why is he so feared around the league?

PK "Bettah Keep Yo Wives At Home" Subban

>black spinning give the puck away guy
the only person who fears him is his own goaltender

hello i'm from Nottingham tell me about my team

He's an expert at shooting things. Its part of his nature.

Nottingham Mavericks are the biggest shitheads in the BUIHA

Dunno about the Panthers though

Crosby isn't even the best on his team arguably and you think he is a top 10 player ever?

>WUN DEI UNDIL HOGGEY

The Panthers will win the cup this year

You will get sodomized in the final if you can make it there

>giving Kippers your (You)s

And you faggots wonder why it won't go away.

reminder that crosby is sakic/yzerman tier and nothing more

I don't think so. I just started a job though that I work 5pm to like 3am tho

I feel fine. Pretty rejuvenated

Today even top players are struggling to be consistent offensively; you say that like it's a bad thing.

There won't be another Gretzky, even if they change shit about goalie equipment.

>He thinks that yzershit is in the same tier with Sakic
You know nothing.

Lmao
He's the best in the league and has been since he was in his sophomore year.

nottingham panthers won lads

>just ate burger
>get on /hoc/
>see this

Feels good man

Thanks to Finnish goaltending i presume :^)

Saw Bulju's dad today at the hardware store.
We go back.
AMA

what's your favourite ES

I don't like to pretend I'm high when I'm not.
Also Energy drinks taste like vomit.

eh, maybe the best but certainly not in any dominant fashion

The what

pre concussion crosby was on a different level than anyone else in the league

>rags

What were you buying?

...

>Do nothing for 5 seasons
>Ecstatic about life

>Be one of the most prolific scorers in NHL history
>Constantly depressed

Why is this?

There are whispers going around that Ovechkin is infertile. Probably why.

>oilers
>no expectations

>caps
>high expectations that you fail to meet year after year

finns are fucking retarted and i hope they all die

Too much doping

this ↑

which hardware store

>oiler cup window just starting
>craps cup window about to slam shut on ovechshits fingers

Some lightbulbs and carpet for my vivarium

>that flag
>this """""opinion"""""

Why am I not surprised

Tex, Tornio

Girl at top right has Saadface.

>vivarium
Neat, what do you have in there?

>he thinks the oilels have a cup window

tornioans love their tamppis, knew that was it

>Lemieux
>Gretzky
>Orr
>Howe
>Lindros
>Lidstrom
>Richard
>Jagr
>Hull
>Messier

All better than Crysby. Stay mad, Reddit.

Put crosby against any of those in a rink right now and crosby will wipe them out no contest

Nothing right now.
I'll get the doors by tuesday and then I can get my bearded dragon babby.

@71454353
Not even going to dignify such idiocy with a (You). You yellow monkeys fucking disgust me.

Crosby is also better than Selanne or Kurri ever were

post pics when you do pls

>he pretends to know anything about hockey

>76 goals in his rookie year

Are you dumb or what

>76 more goals in total for the rest of his career
Or something like that. Selänne is meme

hello where are my russian friends :3

>lindros
>richard
>hull
>lidstrom
haha

just stop youre embarrassing yourself

will do bruv.

My friends bitch wife made him get rid of his 2 bearded dragons.
He released them in to wild.
In March
In Minnesota

No idea why he didn't try to get rid of them on craigslist or donate them to a school or something. Apparently his sister berated him during a family dinner, kek

>Jagr
>Hull
>Messier
Hahahahahaha holy shit look at this retard

:3

cute kat

Would /hoc/ rather move the Hurricanes to Markham or Hamilton?

>having exotic pets
one of the most easily recognizable signs of a nu male

No, because i would like to see Aho succeed

He might aswell shot them in the face.
Why the fuck didn't he donate them to someone :(

thank (You) pegga

Why ours defs so shit, except young Sergachev mayeb.

>peaking in your rookie season

Who does that

>he's too boring to have a pet other than a cat or a dog

Lidstrom was great tho

What a great post user. Are you incapable of forming even a small bond with living things?

He isn't the brightest but still he loved those guys. He married her so he could move in with her.
Shaking my head everytime I think about it

Having reptiles as pets is about 15000 years old thing.
Don't try to turn this to some fedora shit.

>tfw Markov will turn 50 next week

;_;

Why wouldn't he succeed in those places?

i bet 50 euros on russia and will get 262 euros when they win!

>kanada
>1993

>thinking that having a stupid lizard makes you less boring

Edgy pets are for fucking losers. lizards belong in the wild, they don't enjoy being around humans.

A team relocated to the GTA area would have the most success. Winnipeg will squander Laine's talents.

Hello there /hoc/
back from Wiener Wiesn
it's basically the austrian verison of the german Oktoberfest but not fucking overpriced and way more comfy

way too much beer, filled up with godly austrian food I'm ready for hockey and some shitposting

Howe, Lindros, Jagr, and Hull are not better than Crosby, and he's probably around the same as Messier.

I don't particularly like Crosby but he's far away THE generational talent of the 2000s/10s.

Even if that were the case, which it probably isn't for most of them, it's only because of current training regimes versus older trading regimes. Talent-wise he's either in the same category or worse than the players listed.

>1993 you say

>animals don't enjoy being fed and cared for
wewlad, i don't even like lizards but pets live the fucking sweet life

if you live in a mansion and its a giant snake that lives with your harem of women then its cool, but keeping some overpriced lizard in tiny glass tank in your disgusting rented house or apartment is just embarrassing

>ZERO WINS

Glad you had a good day. I've had one too. I took my dog to Glen Coe and Braehead clan finally won

>thinks keeping a predator in a cage for its entire life is a sweet life
Kill yourself. Lizards don't care about humans and anyone who owns one as an adult is a massive faggot.

Hey guys I missed the world cup of hockey, can someone tell me how the American team did?

They did the best they could...

will the canaredditors collectively suicide when they're btfo by based russia?

Beardies are fucking lap dogs.
They are super social and want to be part of the family and be petted.

They win the cup

>mad
>at lizards
l m a o

I hope I will have a good day tomorrow too

Vienna will play against a fucking energy drink tomorrow and I already fear that shit will be rigged all the way through

Why is Russia so sneaky?

Goal differentials could have been worse

>poohead clan

>t. riggnadian

>0-3

no they dont lmao

My house is 155m2 and the reptiles terrarium is about 2m2's.

>finnish delusion

they are lizards, one step above a fuggin pet rock

yeah they do lmao

Damn, that's a pretty enormous terrarium

see

That's us over our slump the league is ours now

>

Caps vs Vienna redbull?

are you fucking stupid?
There are a whole shit ton of differend breeds.
Beardies like to be pets.
Simple as that.
I grew up with them. We had dogs, cats, horses and beardies.
My kid is allergic to pretty much all things hairy, so we're getting a beardie.

Is this Pro Scout, if so; pay debnts

Who hurt you bud???

Have you met Pulju?

Guys, hokkei when?

Nail Yakupov

in aprox an hour

>that """"""""""""""mustache""""""""""""""

Met him a few times when he was about 12-14.
He was living in another town after that and I moved on from the job so I'm not really tight anymore with his dad.

The fact that Markov can still pass as a top-pair defenseman (ideally a #3 but you work with what you have) is impressive. I know he's not what he once was but he's still so strong and smart. I hope he has a couple good years left in him so he can mentor young Sarge.

>keeping a pet lizard in your house
>bringing it up at every single opportunity
youre a fag

Is his dad a nice man? Does Pulju come from a good family?

panthers might be the biggest meme in the league

Get out of here

>this mad
>at lizards

Make me.

>being this mad at based cold blooded creatures

wtf I hate /hoc/ now

Memes win championships

...

found the lizard autist

you mad we won lad

I don't even like lizards, dude, it's just hilarious that you're this buttmad about some finn in the sticks having a pet

His dad Jari is a total jock. Really not too bright but actually a really nice guy.
Never met Jesse's mom. She was never there when I visited the house.
Seemed like a super active and superduper nice family.

Won't happen again

>i-im not asspained
>y-you are
lmao lizard virgins everyone

who else is praying that the blow jays miss the playoffs so that they stop interfering with hockey?

trips confirm tarasenko hat trick

>mad
>at lizards

shut the fuck up you mongol shitter

dubs and amerikans will not be allowed to post in 2 (two) whole days

Did a lizard kill your dad or something?

>being a manchild

Nothing gayer than poo gays bandwagoners.

More like Nail Yakuppoo

Nah I like lizards, but they shouldn't be housepets. Only edgy autists think its a good idea to keep a wild predator in a cage.

lizards are literallly Reddit: The """""""""""Exotic""""""" Pet

You're fucking stupid IMO

That's good to here. I don't care for the Oilers but I like Pulju and want the best for him.

I want to buy a Karpat jersey with his name on it.

>MAD
>AT LIZARDS

>a
>cheaper
>less overrated
>Oktoberfest

That sounds fucking amazing.

i didnt know they did beer is latvia, just fermented potato juice. learning about other cultures is exciting!

What the fuck I love Australia now

What will he do to himself when Bulju takes his place this year?

Get a bulju Suomi shirt once he plays. Dont get a ad ridden meme finnish elite league one

You don't know shit about lizards.

it truely is lad
looking after qts who wear some dirndls with bras that are mostly ways to small so boobies almost spill out in your face
getting drunk on fucking good austrian Maß (1 litre beer glasses filled up to the top)
eating local food (pic related, it's based Gulasch with a dumpling) and being around comfy austrian people and actually nice foreigners who enjoy the austrian way of getting shitfaced

It's basically heaven lad
I even met someone from Texas there and we talked about the Stars

>the everlasting "lol look at me guys, I say the austrian flag looks like latvia, pleace notice me senpais
Keep it up famalam, maybe one day you will make it

Wtf I always loved Finland (although sometimes I gotta bantz you)

let me guess, you are an edgy autist that thinks his lizard likes him?

That looks fucking disgusting. Beef tips are nothing to write home about anyway. That autist is right, Latvia probably has better food than that trash.

does hockey even exist in austria? i thought the national sport there was failed-empires

>that feel when you will never get drunk with Tom in detroit hoods while drinking forties and playing street basketball

T O M
O
M

Let me guess, you're a Jack White look alike living in a basement where no life could be detected even by NASA and you have never even seen a lizard.
Yet you're an expert when it comes to lizards and their needs.

do the sharks need a new captain?

>t. 'go 'za poster

Finnish lizard expert
aka Finnish pro scout
aka mr wont pay debnts

Bean?

I will make trip to Austria, I'm sick of shitty Oktoberfests in Kanada

can lizards play ice hokkei?

lol you pussy american food culture is disgusting

Lizard is the best /hoc/ meme. Publix and Bean got nothing on Lizards.

desu i've literally never had Chicago-style pizza. How is it? I lived my whole life on the Upper West Side until last year, so I know how much other Jew Yorkers talk shit about it, but how would you rank it if it didn't call itself a pizza?

i am a tom hardy look alike and i own my own home and it doesnt take an expert to realize that keeping wild predators in a tiny tank is for autists that dont give a shit about the animal and just want to appear edgy and cool

I've missed you /hoc/ I've been away since last April. Did I miss any damp new menes?

>g-guys i swear salted beef tips and p-pickled herring is the best food ever
Serious question: why can't yuroshits into cooking? Their food is so fucking terrible that they literally had to colonize 3 different continents just to have something edible.

new thread

that shit is good you unintelligent faggot. Go eat mcdonalds cuckboi

>implying europeans can't cook

how much european food have you had? besides salted beef and herring, which you havent got the guts to taste by the looks of things. go back to taco bell

>muh tom hardy
>muh wild predators

Say it with a straight male voice and I might take you seriously faggot.

@71456484
bean man > publix > lizards >>>>>>>> brazil

Where on the UWS lad? What was your go to pizza?

stay autistic and edgy, faggot. Your lizard would eat you if he could.

youtube.com/watch?v=PN3dSePfQeg

I'm Seasick.

>rags