/heem/: aldo edition

First for Spainbro, best tripflag on /heem/.

JUMP ON IT

qt

twitter.com/CubSwanson/status/779488390068576256

Holy shit Invicta is GET blessed tonight

Get tiffed

Why is Patton Oswalt commentating Bellator kickboxing?

who /comfyfightpasstrial/ here?

conor was so fucking relaxed

flowy even

SAUCED

I kept going after my trial. $10 bucks a month is well worth it.

>MMA in Bali
Soest about to get fucked

I dig it tbqhwy

If she had kids with Sage they might come out looking relatively normal.

mewvment

josealdojunioroficial
Manaus estou a caminho!! Amanhã tem caminhadas e várias visitas!! #essesimluta #19619
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Who'd be man enough to square off with her?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SHEEEEEM

Who has claimed Tiffany?

Did it for Cyborg, considering keeping it up. 10$ is a steal.

I just got the trial to see how well my internet streams it. Looks my internet is a few kbps too slow to do 720 100% smooth. 540 is fine.

>my country

>kickboxer on her back

time for wrestlefuck snorefest

Wash your hands my man

Would hate to get into a boxing exchange with her.

I claimed a different Tiff, this one's all yours.

Onnit vs Jump on it

God Wills It

Post yfw McGoober KOs him in rd1 again.

kek

>OORAH
>did I say the right Marine thing?

I keked.

THE SUPLEX

fucking ragdolled

Could Van Soest beat CM Punk?

A better question is who couldn't beat CM Punk.

This is bullying.

DAT RED WHITE AND BLUE BUNDA

Say what you want but the man can take a suplex

dem fucking slams

nearly sheemed

Oh snap this fight is spice

Good fight this one

we got ourselves a fight

AMERICAN BUNDA
LISTEN WHAT I SAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

Great 1st round indeed, sir (and ma'am)

>Mfw called it

SPICY
P
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avila

What a spicy banger, hoping to see some more big kicks from time bomb

Loved how Tiff just went ham after getting up. Unexpectedly spicy

Shoulda went for a choke when she rocked her.

wrestlefuckers are cancer

Cannot disagree.

AHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED

Are they your boys?

fb.com/video.php?v=10154327910125709

fancy dinner tablecloth... snatched

rip jaw

Say thank you /heem/

So this proves wrestling is the best MMA base right?

steroids win again booyaakasha

wrestling, sambo, jiujitsu
grappling is better than striking

invicta's own tim kennedy

Marines is best base

what was her mos?

Keep saying that while I heem you in the chin.

she's a lesbian, isn't she?

Ew the cringy amerifat won.

Meme Van Soest

The last winners dead loved one speech was much more emotional

6/10

...

SHE DID THE DANCE

sure thing nerd

remember kids

spinning shit gets you on trouble most of the time

Tiffany hung in there a good while.

i really wanted that fight to go longer

Thank you for your service mama kennedy

DESIGNATED

hold me now, lads

poo in the loo

SHITTING

womens mma is cancer tßh

I'm watching Sakuraba vs Royler for the first time

who let the featherweight fight the middleweight?

>My huemland is gonna heem A world superpower

Back to the shifting streets with ye, our third world country is the strongest third world country!

wtf manjit? I remember her from Supa Fite Leeg
Will she walk out to the SFL theme song?
youtube.com/watch?v=g8u0QOiRvLA

>pooinloos
>fighting ability

This is going to be a massacre.

9-0 but has only fought in India... Got a feeling she's gonna get fucked

When is CYGOAT on?

Why are you here casual?

literally tomorrow.

>That's O-N-N-I-T DOT CAHM

>blue mohawk girl is fighting
fug
i remember seeing her do a werdum kick once

>Fight pass trying to promote it's search function
>Thinks anyone looks up Cormier fights
It's the little things

I doubt she has a single win against someone with a winning record.

>Eminem

Jesus am I actually about to see a pooinloo win a fight?

It can't be.

Fuck that hair is amazing.

And yet, we didn't get THE get.

>not wanting everyone to come out to eminem

>Coming out to Eminem

Uh oh

MOHAWK GIRL WALKING OUT TO EMINEM
OVER

MOMS SPAGHETTI

Well I guess that would be one way to break the curse.

Thanks Aus bro

His palms spaghetti.
Knees weak, arms spaghetti.
There's spaghetti on his spaghetti already. Mom's spaghetti.
He's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm spaghetti.
To drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetting.

I went for it.

I had her Sherdog page open and turns out she literally doesn't lol
There's the one chick that's 2-2 who's only lost to her, guess this Manjit chick is the big fish in a puddle

eddie is literally the biggest puss in mma, he won't fight conor because he knows he has zero chance so he begs for millions of dollars as a distraction.

NO ONE wants to watch conor heem aldo again, absolutely NO ONE. There is nothing to see from that fight, conor gains NOTHING.

eddie needs to man the fuck up and fight conor and jose needs to shut his filthy hole.

>Not coming out to SFL theme

Wouldn't mind seeing a recreation of this

(You)

Manjit winning will confirm India as a superpower by 2030
youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM

POO

Anyone want to see Rockhold lose?

I can't stand the idea that there can be a human being so perfect and good at everything. Makes me feel like an insignificant human being.

>fighting in a loose shirt

Is this 'girl' just John Lineker with green hair?

How am I supposed to fap to qt indian bellies now?

inb4 indian shits in bucket between rounds

>good at everything
did you see his boxing?

why the australia comparison?

I heard the Internet's biggest tough guys were here, and wasn't disappointed.

Tiffany literally lost to a veteran making her debut.

I think it was an Australia v India cricket match or something.

lmao kek

India vs Aus cricket

>short hair
>strong jawline
>loose clothes
>MANjeet

at least try to hide it ffs

I love Tiffany, but I feel she doesn't belong in MMA. I don't get why she wants to put herself through this.

Idk why but I feel bad for Pooinloo she's got no translator, no normal coaches, this big hue is trying to kill her

And she's a coco at

Let's go superpower

kek

W R E S T L I N G

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KILL THE FUCKING POOINLOO

my stream quality is pretty trash but i'll try and make webms

Why does the indian keep going for jumping punches.

If the hue wins how far does that go towards lifting the Eminem curse?

the Indian is actually a lot better than I expected

She's done pretty well so far, considering

thats a fucking man

what do you use to record? I've been using open broadcast software but it shits the bed at a high bitrate.

This, I thought we were going to see a murder, but she handled it fairly well.

Still doubtful she can win, but more impressed than I thought I'd be.

im using open broadcaster. i havent had much problems at different bit rates. i can pretty much capture any quality stream i can find pretty reliably

>I thought we were going to see a murder

Not when a wrestler is fighting.

What a kick by princess jasman

Where can i watch the fights lads?

cricfree.tv/watch/live/invicta-fc-19-maia-vs-modafferi-live-streaming

THAT
FUCKING
DUCK

Neo-like in her ducking is Manjit Kolekar.

Pajeet gets a dislocated arm in round 3

Way closer than I thought, but I've still got both rounds for Medeiros.

developed those instincts dodging all the monkey feces that flies through the air in mumbai

Truly reminds me of a young Babaloo

...

RAGDOLLED

I think it may because I had it to stream and record output. Changed it to output only. we will see how I go.

Why does Cred Forums hate Indians so much?

yeah, i've never used the streaming feature before so i couldnt tell you

I don't know, it's weird how vitriolic it gets

because they are disgusting

THE INDIAN HAS SASS
WEW LAD

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>fucking dancing away the whole round

It's just because we're a hivemind filled with people who are desperate to fit in, so when we see people making fun of indians, we join in.

>Took me sitting through 3 Invicta events to realise it was an all female promotion

Nope. Not gonna watch a 3 hour long piss break, you fucking WMMA faggots.

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>I'm standing at the pinnacle of Mt. Casual
How's the air up there?

>>Took me sitting through 3 Invicta events to realise it was an all female promotion

I always suspected you were a casual, but not this much of a big one to not know what Invicta was.

Neck yourself kindly. Filtered for life.

fuuuck. I went to close my eyes and lie down and I fell asleep, how was the fight?

That fucking Indian reminded me of young Nick Diaz

>"women"

We're reaching levels of casual that shouldn't even be possible.

Not nearly as spicy as the curry

It was actually surprising how well the indian did. She got slammed a lot, but she didn't get murdered at all. 3rd round she just ran in a circle for the most part.

not good

Does the Eminem curse not apply to Invicta?

Gonna sneak in a few more Indian MMA webms before next fait

"LET'S DANCE TOGETHER BABY"
Holy shit that might be one of my favorite call out lines

>Mfw a casual posted near me

Fuuaaark. Why's Brazil produce so many top-tier waifus?

thats a shame but its what I expected.
When will the Indian GOAT be born?

A few nice slams by the hue, some surprisingly good ground defense by the pooinloo, and then a shit third round of the latter backpedalling for five whole minutes.

Oh snab Aldana is on

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Is Dan Severn actually fucking crazy?

I bet I could have a 50-0 record in India

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I can't stop fucking laughing

hes a trip man, watch his documentary on fightpass. I cant tell if hes nuts or putting it on

twitter.com/PaigeVanzantUFC/status/779500858589315072

Using 'coming up short' as an analogy for 'getting fucking eaten by the Bruce Jenner of MMA' is my new favorite Invicta announcer moment

If she wins, I claim her as Australian.

She stole my heart

Thanks for the (You)s, retards.

Will we see a Pizza Hut worth KO tomorrow? I order Pizza Hut whenever there's a big savage KO.

she looks like somebodies mom

On the commercial this guy seems genuinely fucking off his rocker I thought he was gonna heem the interviewer

Heem yourself.

Aldana

Aldana needs to make the jump to UFC already.

>tfw Pizza Hut will never bring the Bigfoot Pizza back to do a cross promotion with Antonio Bigfoot Silva

>Hahaha I was only pretending to be retarded!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Spain.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Alright guys, this crowd seems a lot nicer than most, can someone tell me what the origin of heem is? I can't seem to figure it out and I promise to keep lurking.

>You won't believe what Dana did to me
>tfw you won't get to watch

See

WorlStar video where a dude gets KO'd cold and 'heem sleepy' pops up on the screen

I never found out for sure, but it kinda sounds like a word you'd use when you hit someone really fucking hard

Someone else might be able to give you a better answer though

Unironically the blingaling text at the end of a World Star Hip Hop video of a guy getting his head kicked in for five minutes while he's unconscious on the pavement

Schaub on aldana:

"yyooooo homegirl has LEGIT boxing"

We Brock Lesnar now.

she came out hard

we got a spicy one right here lads

CM Punk-esque in her opening, Joe

her head movement isn't as good as she thinks it is

she literally slapped her

F I G H T F U

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F

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S H E E M

Mamma mia yourea spot on!

SHEEEEEEEEM

ALDANA!!!

WORLDCLASS STRIKER MIKE

STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKER

get da fook outta here

SPICY

This Mexican is qt.

...

TKOOOOH

Damn I miss it

>Tfw no Mexican gf

Yeah I'm an American that doesn't know flags, what about it?

heem me now ._.

Right hook for days.

Who does Jinh Fry?

Women

Jinh is a qt
Don't think she's winning though

I hope this weeb gets sheemed

Thread's comfy as fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=ebTo3NlkEWw

Full belly.

>Forcing Jap to speak engrish

>grorious nipponese woman folded 1000 times vs some brown gook shit skin

Nippon stronk

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DON'T FEAR ME
FEAR THE CONSEQUENCES

twitter.com/tonyaevinger/status/779504776350400513

Champ's response to Aldana's rematch request

ONNIT

Its tough out there man, 100%.

Has a jap ever walked out to an anime op?

Shinya Aoki walks out to Baka Survivor. Not a jap but Josh Barnett walked out to FOTNS theme.

Not a Jap, but Bruce Leeroy walked out to the Cowboy Bebop theme when he fought in Japan.

Nevermind.

h-hey

>Onnit going 0-2 tonight
snakeoil btfo

Thanks, /heem/ this is a fun night with friends for sure!

yeh wot lewk

post weeb UFC fighters

>Alex Caceres
>Josh Barnett
>?

who?

fuck how I've never noticed that Caceres is looking like Spike Spiegel

Megumi Fujii walked out to The Pillows you disgusting casual

Weeaboos say all this stupid shit but then you watch the shows and it's just a boring as fuck cartoon where they hang on each frame for three seconds

Walda

This one should be interesting. All comes down to who skips to their opponent's lou.

Hamasaki by sub

LOGH is top tier desu, Barnett has good taste

for 105 Frey has a pretty juicy bunda

Barnett's got great taste in cars too

jap getting bombed

...

Shades of Sakuraba.

>jap getting bombed

Jesus, how do you score that? That armbar was pretty nasty

>let the bodies hit the floor
>bass drop follows

Consider her last opponent's bunda

pretty easy 10-9 for frey imo

10-9 Jinh

Who da fuck's that ref

I heard US Marines have to drop what they're doing and salute the nearest flag or Humvee whenever they hear LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

fuck, imagine fucking that? shes that tiny with an ass that fat? must be glorious

Somebodies gotta be wrong here.

nah m8

its let the hajis hit the floor

youtube.com/watch?v=RQMoaoiT_es

Shelly Duvalls inbred cousin

it was 10-9 frey. took her back. got out of a takedown very quickly. took her down. dropped bombs for a while and was on top for the last minute or so.

no

Wait shit nevermind, I'm a retard, I thought Jinh was the asian girl for a second.

SPICY
P
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fuck, muh dick

If you don't think Aldo is the most compelling fight for Conor, you're a literal faggot

SHEEM LEAKY

She would have won that round if she didn't get wobbled so bad at the end

EYE VAGINA!

Aldo's gonna murder Conor and that's just straight up fact and I say that with Conor as my boy

what the FUCK umpire?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That is literally a papercut.

Bullshit.

SHEEM

DOCTORY

WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING REF

GIB REMATCH PLZ

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This is why we need female umpires, they won't stop the fight cause a pretty face is getting marked up

>blood stoppage

Can't blame the doctor now that I look at it

that cut is fucked up tho

He might not heem him at all. Imo a cold and emotionless Aldo just systematically shutting down conor for 5 rounds is more likely

What the fuck is that stoppage?

Is that Stitch? Does Invicta not count as UFC for the purpose of his firing?

She was on her way to being up 2 rounds too.

Sucks for Frey.

But it is what it is yeh

Ref is a pussy

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did you see that cut m8?

This heather graham looking interviewer is absolute cute

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fuck

FitePass is just a broadcast thing, it doesn't count as the UFC or anything.

Nasty, but she looked game to fight through it.

Was it rape?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Reminds me of this.

Although this one wasn't stopped.

FUCK THIS REF

I think they should have given her a chance to continue longer. Looked just far enough to the side to bleed away from the eye.

>nickname is literally based on The Shocker
I love Evinger so fuggen match

ONNIT CURSE

Has anyone ever been SHEEM'd harder than Modafferi?

That's not a cut that's a hole in the face man

kill or be killed
yes and she got away with it

imagine rockhold kissing joe rogan and trying to get away with it

yes it was rape. Imagine if she gets into the UFC and Roy Nelson does it. The uproar would be immense.

LOOK AT THAT FACE PUSSY

its sexual assault. not rape. rape is penetration

Marvin Eastmen still has the crown for worst cut of all time

Mortal Kombat incoming

Who is this and when did it happen? I just tuned in to the stream like 30 mins ago

Someone should mirror that and make a fun reaction image

Joe Rogan would kiss back

Crazy gnarly cut.
There was also a really bad cut on the first episode of TUF10 tryouts, where a guy had a huge cut from eyebrow to hairline. Could never find it again though.

Also we gotta give honorary mention to Leslie Smith's ear almost getting punched off
and Sakuraba's
and that Pancrase fight where the ropes sheared a guy's ear off

nvm fuck you Roxanne

It happened a few months ago. Fighter is Tanya Evinger.

It was kinda gross considering that Evinger just puked before she kissed the cage interviewer.

heh

Tonya Evinger, Invicta's badass dyke BW champion kissing the qt interviewer after she won the title.

...

Who was the fight against. I want to go back and watch that.

>Conor decides not to fight Eddie to avoid getting wrestlefucked
>Aldo wrestlefucks him anyway

>imagine rockhold kissing joe rogan and trying to get away with it

Hello Mr. Casual,

Jon Jones already kissed Rogan, and got away with it.

also if I remember correctly that bitch has literally throwed up before the kiss

she should have been elbowed

also Frey is NOT my girl.Its a cut,dont be scared homie

That's disgusting.

Woulda been better if the Brazil qt had kissed her desu.

>@MMARoasted

If Roxanne isn't your baby girl you need to heem yourself.

Not Frey's fault, she wanted to continue but the ref and doctor stopped it.

>Still standing after that

Tough gall. Nice bone structure too, I wouldn't mind breeding with her.

Shut the fook up, yew know nootin, yeh?
It was Alvarez who was bitching about it and Dana wasn't having any of it so he fed him to Khabib.

Thanks

Did Cyborg come in over weight? Or did she make it?

She made weight

heem this weeb

can't stand her

i hope that cringey young boy gets heemed

>19-12

wewlad. she is gonna get fucked.

>implying its the same kiss

I didnt see her very eager.She was literally saved by the ref,30s before the belt

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was rox wearing a naruto headband again?
I cringe so hard when she does that

>god bless you

she looks so goofy

She was still swinging when the ref stopped it. Don't know what you're on about la

>that jump kick
as if you didn't already know she was gonna buy it

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>WMMA

Wanna play MK4 with her 2bh

yeah you mad

10-9 Maia

Remember Roxy's slave leia costume?

You got the webm of her weird autism scream?

Made sure to jot that down on my list of things I never ever wanna see.

She was trying to stay in the clinch to survive the round.My point is that she didnt protest the stoppage or anything like that,kinda knowing that she cant win it

If Bisping gets heemed will he retire?

when was it? I can maybe make it. I'm only kind of watching.

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I hope someone will finally tell the refs they're not allowed to call time outs. I don't think they understand that they don't posses that power.

Mate, shut the fook up. Yew're an idiot.

If that piece of shit Henderson heems him he'll have no choice, let's be honest.

this fight is shit

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Well that was a stoppage, not a time-out.

I disagree with it still, but it wasn't like the flagrantly illegal time-out for Browne's sore finger the other day.

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euururughg ugh

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This made me laugh way too hard, lad

thats really unfortunate

Maia 20-18

NO FLEX NO FLEX NO FLEX ZONE
THEY KNOOOOOW BETTER
NO FLEX NO FLEX NO FLEX ZONE
THEY KNOOOOOW BETTER
NO FLEX NO FLEX NO FLEX ZONE
THEY KNOOOOOW BETTER
NO FLEX NO FLEX NO FLEX ZONE
THEY KNOOOOOW BETTER
NO FLEX NO FLEX NO FLEX ZONE
THEY KNOOOOOW BETTER

Bless her heart

>Typical cosplayer

This is a fun fight

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i feel bad for her but at the same time she has embraced what she is

roxy came to bang lads

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I hope roxy, she embraces the weird.

The best was when she'd been in japan for a while, she had a super weird japanese sense of humour and interviewers were never sure just what the fuck was going on.

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>love,
not hope you piece of shit phone.

Autism coming in

Tara LaRosa one of the OGs of WMMA, from back in the HooknShoot days, which was like Invicta before Invicta was Invicta.

Roxanne really doesn't know how to punch

who #TeamMaia here?

It's over reddit. Roxy is gassed.

Yeah, I can't tell if she's rocked, tired, or if she's jsut being awkward.

Maia taking over, Roxy's prolly too hurt/gassed to get anything done at this point

Here family.

Damn, such an entertaining event filled with spicy finishes and interesting characters, only to be finished with a sleepy fight with an autist.

PANIC WRESTLING

These judges probably have it 2-2

It's all three

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Why are they advertising fight pass? Isn't it the only way to watch?

roxys kicks are fucking terrible

Probably trying to get trial sign ups to stay on board?

Roxy's everything is terrible.

There's two reasons why companies advertise their own streaming service, on their own streaming service.

1. Because they know people are watching illegally.

2. Because people will watch with their friends, so it encourages those friends to also get fightpass.

Maia 48-47, minimum. 2 and 3 were hard to score.

49-46 right?

Maia better seize this one, or else

48-47 Maia

>in b4 48-47 Modaferri

Maia won 3 clear rounds.

50-45 Leonard Garcia

L O L
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AND

S T I L L
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SPLIT DECISION LEL

Almost had a heart attack with that first score

>That one retarded judge on the panel

48-47 Maia is the correct score.

CONQUISTA PORHEEEE

I want to see what round he miscalled. 1, 4, and 5 were beyond question Maia.

>four minutes of winning on the feet don't count if you get on top and go for a sub that wasn't even close
Fock you ya fawking goofbawl

Holy shit. Just fuck already.

47-47 could also be correct depending on how you score the last round imo.

He probably gave 1 to Roxy.

>Roxy being too true for this sport

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Now what do we watch /heem/? MelGOAT Storm don't play until later tonight.

So is she our girl /heem/?

>Ariel "I nearly lost my access so everything is most definitely amazing" Helwani

Me too. Considering I had funds on it.

When's Rizin?

He's a piece of shit through and through, and his production improvement ideas would probably be "we need more BEEFS and DRAMA" cause that's all he cares about.

A day and three hours away, it's being streamed for free on Sherdog aparrently

>lose two rounds to Mendes then get a lucky punch
>lucky punch on Aldo
>submitted by journeyman
>majority decision over journeyman
How can anyone like McGregor?

Please, someone make a good thread with news and shit

>his favourite fighter isn't undefeated

Keking at you runts

>TJ vs. DJ at 125

who the fuck wins this fight?

No thanks, I like my invicta dimly lit and comfy.

UFC in the morning, rizin in the evening

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Oh man I forgot about that, might not watch four hours of UFC prelims for once so I don't get burned out

I think TJ's style of wrestling plays right into DJ's defensive strengths

fuck, I forgot about rizin too, is gonna be a long day

mightymouse125
Moose meat and kale soup = clean eating

10weeks outs & focused as fuck
Let's go #champ #andstill
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aldo was never my boy

Is there a more shook man than Eddie Alvarez? Literally refusing to sign the contract. Someone lend that boy a pen.

man even if he has to kill himself to make the weight that would be a crazy feather in TJ's cap and really cement his legacy even after Cruz cucked him off of a monster layoff

khabib is great but why does he have to be muslim. he's not even brown sheesh

if someone said

>here fight khabib doucheagomedov
>earn a few hundred K and """points""" on a ppv that wont sell well

or

>here fight con-air
>earn millions

what would you do if you're looking to provide for a wife and kidlong term?

gotta try to get that bum life changed. it's a rare opportunity in mma

i rooted for manny when he fought aldo lel

>inb4 newfags who didn't even watch mma then comment

>PPV that won't sell well

UFC 205 is at least doing a million.

people forget how criticized he was for coasting through a lot of his fights

he'd beat you up enough early and then just coast in 4 and 5 in a lot of fights

the first mendes heem is super suspect since it came off the blatant cage grab

no doubt he's a killer, but still

department of redundancy department

will heem self

TJ said he can make flyweight easily and is looking to grab the belt from DJ to be P4P#1 after he gets the belt from Cruz if possible, said those are the only 2 fights he will take on TFATK which is why I brought it up.

Bigger question, how does the literal god of wrestling do at heavyweight? Says he is going to win gold medals while dusting people in the UFC.

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everyone claims they can make the weight no problem but i still think that would be a hell of a cut for him

i think he brought it up on JRE too

Given the state of HW after the TRT ban and after USADA... probably

>easily

He looks like a skelly trying to make 135

>that face
mogwai is right

watch him get heemed by struve or someone similar in his debut.

>Jon Jones wanted to be a cop
>now he is chased by cops
Makes me think.

would you heem these goofs?

youtube.com/watch?v=-NZVknySeE4

2009
"I've always been a person who tries to do the right thing in life, for the most part. I'm no angel, but I was always the kid who snitched on the kids who had pot. I don't want to offend the pot smokers out there, but I was kind of just a snitch."
sherdog.com/news/articles/1/12-Questions-for-Jon-Jones-21220

2015
"Jon Jones says he was addicted to marijuana"
mmamania.com/2015/11/27/9805966/jon-jones-says-he-was-addicted-to-marijuana-not-cocaine-suggests-he

race war now. blacks are incompatible with civilization.

>not-cocaine

There will be blood in the streets in less than 10 years

Get ready

Should've been a cop.

Would've spared us the blemish he put on the sport, that little cocksucking, treacherous cheater.

Him and Silva, both cheater cunts.

>nigglypuff

out cold

Its amazing that every sport or competitive general except for heem can accept that every major player is on steroids

>Muh one pec with a baseball sticking out
Filename.

UFC fighters are the only athletes who undergo proper testing.

This is why strongman is the best sport. Steroids aren't even against the rules.

/heem/ also denied that it was a general for fucking ages.

don't you EVA mention those tings again

we are MAJOR against that

Fuck all that noise, let them juice I say. I'm all about the freak show.

but /heem/ isn't a general

"SHE" CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

my benis goes there

>Women's UFC

she looked so feminine in her first fight

NEW THREAD LADS.

>FCC
Legit read as "poo"

HOLY MEWVMENT LADS