NRL Preliminary Finals Pregame Thread

Ivan is NOT allowed to leave until the 2017 season is over.

He needs to attempt to defend his Supercoach premiership, otherwise the whole competition will be meaningless next year.

CHEER CHEER THE RED AND THE WHITE

Matt, Josh Reynolds, Ivan, JFBF and LSCM are the same person, newcunt.

>wanting someone to come back to this cesspit

Post of the year.

Cheers m8

What about Milky?

>LSCM
I haven't heard that name in years.

Milky IS shiggies

No, milky is a beta loser.

Definitely a different person.

I miss matts 9am threads

My phone is getting the lagdroid lag after just 1 year, lads.

Might have to get the new iPhone.

>the state of this "thread" already

Who /gong/ here?

Who /gong/ here?

Who /gong/ here?

Cronulla are gonna win

They will play harder than any other team

Storm will try to keep them down in the ruck but theyll get penalties against them and give up points

Yeah m8, want meet up? Just on corrimal st walking into town atm

Yeah m8, want meet up? Just on corrimal st walking into town atm

who /Brisbane/ here

Yeah m8, want meet up? Just on corrimal st walking into town atm

Yeah m8s come for lunch at chickos

Yeah m8, want meet up? Just on corrimal st walking into town atm

Yeah m8s come for lunch at chickos

Yeah m8s come for lunch at chickos

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Yeah m8s come for lunch at chickos

I ended up getting 3 large fries, 2 McChicken burgers and 1 quarter pounder BLT last night.

Yeah m8s come for lunch at chickos

I ended up getting 3 large fries, 2 McChicken burgers and 1 quarter pounder BLT last night

based

i was gonna study today but sat down and saw poker and gamble sucked me in

cant wait for the footy tonight

/nrl/ on thriving community watch

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/qa/

>tfw forgot how to crossboard link

Pointy arrows first

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Reminder that the Melbourne Storm are the most successful NRL team since their inception in 1998.

4 premierships
2 runner ups
5 minor premierships
2 world club challenges

>muh salary cap
>muh wrestle

Keep crying

>ywn be this handsome and intelligent

>tfw I have a pic of walkie holding a beer

Dead poomunity

>4 premierships

Hhhehehe

Ivan bruh. Don't post it.

lol

0415 077 833

Reminder that the Melbourne Storm are the most successful NRL team since their inception in 1998.

4 premierships (1999, 2007, 2009, 2012)
2 runner ups (2006, 2008)
5 minor premierships (2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, 2016)
3 world club challenges (2000, 2010, 2013)

>muh salary cap
>muh wrestle

Keep crying

walkies phone number 0415 077 833

If it was I'd have replied to any calls or texts.

So who did I just send a text to?

who gives a fuck about ivan

Thoughts?

Kek.

Don't fucking indict me into something I'm not a part of.

Who are you?

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask

Is that actually his number?

Just going for a cheeky drive lads.

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come pick me up walkbro

Thoughts?

kek

Haha

Nice 1 walkie

LOL

Milky's not from Newy, he just goes for Newy.

Are you worried that the person you texted is from here and will post your phone number?

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I killed this thread.

>sister's engagement party is on tonight
Would I be in the wrong to not show up and watch the game instead?

triplem NRL radio
online gambling
footy in a while
is life 10/10?

cut her off for life

Keen for riverfire

Just woke up. I feel sick about what I did yesterday. I don't know where to go with this...

I actually live in the /gong/ and it a fucking shithole of junkies and wannabe hard cunts. I live in housing commission and its a scene every day to say the least

sportsbet update

NRL mmm still best radio

What did you do? Something gay?

I'm 29, I'm still at home. I have never had a job. I don't have my drivers license. I receive Austudy and I'm about to get myself into a relationship with a prostitute covered in tattoos that has a 5 year old daughter, of which her father is still in the picture.

Do I win?

Todd Greenbergs shilling on MMM now

what u studying lad? im 28 still live at home on austudy, couldnt give a shit so long as im healthy and have a home

its all relative

Anyone else have a street hooker scene in their town? I would never fuck one but i get 15 dollar handjobs every couple weeks

History

Ironic considering I'm a fucking idiot

What period lad?

I wish we didn't have brothels here because I wouldn't be in this situation. I wouldn't dare do anything with a street walker, those cunts literally do have aids.

hope u get a teaching degree or enjoy being funemployed forever unless u start writing books

I don't know what I'm going to end up doing. I'm 29 and still at home; do you really think I have any idea what I'm doing with my life.

The sharks are unironically going to win the grand final

Ancient

im 28 and have an idea. shit lad i only figured shit out a few years back. plan ahead.

Need even more specifics. Classical Greece, Republican Rome, Roman Empire or just the whole broad thing? I'm a big fan of classical history and studies in general (poetry and philosophy included) myself tbqh, particularly the Pelopponesian War.

Archeology of Ancient Rome at the moment

Yes, and what is your plan?

Playing online poker until you get invited to Crown Casino to play professionally...

>4 premierships
>5 minor premierships

Uh no.

Damn...

get my degree, work
play poker for fun

>Melbourne win the NRL GF
>Sydney win the AFL GF

Is it possible?

final table lads
MMM radio NRL coverage is comfy

Work as what

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consultant

To who

so white. i cringed

holy shit, so many things happening here. Is that a dyke on the left or dude with huge man tits. The old lady with no teeth who in reality is like 45 yrs old. and the guy who may look normal but hes with those hags must be a lunatic.

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will she be at the final?

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clients...

>tfw no retarded blonde queenslandfu

Bitch is higher than Joey

i don't know about that...

I miss Ivan already

>LE I MISS LE IVAN

For fucks sake my man get your shit together

I know this got to you so any reply is irrelevant

I do miss him though

this community sucks now that everyone is gone

Who is everybody's favourite Russian author?

that looks like nerves lad, is normal

Its great that we still have you.......................................................................................... times infinity

Czechislov

Garshin

Kek, I know her.

Seanovic WalkGodzimir

Dostoyevsky

Where can I watch rugby. I'm getting tired of football.

Did you finger her in a nightclub?

livestream.com/nrl

nah. we went to the same highschool but she was in a different year level.

GRR Martin

got anxiety

soft fag

So this is basically the NFC championship game or is it divisionals?

NFC Championship game

REAL /nrl/ hours who tf up

speak english

Hello friend

Shall I smash that mothafuckin like button

>there are "people" who wasted their entire "day" "posting" in this very "thread"

nice "life" you have "here"

"kek"

Walkcunt on pooicide watch.

dead community on dead watch

Reality Check

Daily reminder that Johnathan Thurston raped a girl in Coffs Harbour

When

nice bait

Can confirm

It was my sister and she came home with his semen dripping down her legs and made me lick it all up

i'm hard reading this

Johnathan Thurston, Doctor of Getting Away with Rape

You should be

Who /river fire/ here

I put $50 on Storm @11.00 to win the comp. So close lmao.

you (poo)

this is why /r/nrl is better than /nrl/

>all these fucking faggots filming river fire
Just fucking watch it cunt with your own eyes reeeeeeee

>ANZ to get a major renovation
>is going to lose 10000 seats in the process
Genius.

>being so primitive that you're entertained by flashing lights and big noises
daww

It will look half full now.

Tearing up listening to Bowie lads. Miss him.

im 22 and a kissless virgin

>keep making it smaller
>in a couple of years say there's a need for more seats and expand it again
friendlymerchant.jpg

same, wanna hang out?

Missing Bowie lads.
>tfw you will never see him live

Do Cronulla actually have a realistic chance against Melbourne next week?

Be honest with me please.

nah your head's too narrow

Raiders can do it lad.

No. But they'll win if they play Canberra.

LOL

I moved my ps3 to my room and connected it to my monitor. A lot of those games look ugly as fuck on it

>he doesn't have a PS4 Pro

Kek.

Reminder that the Melbourne Storm are the most successful NRL team since their inception in 1998.

4 premierships (1999, 2007, 2009, 2012)
2 runner ups (2006, 2008)
5 minor premierships (2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, 2016)
3 world club challenges (2000, 2010, 2013)

>muh salary cap
>muh wrestle

Keep crying

>NSW govt has thrown in your tax money to rebuild the rebuild of the rebuild

the merchant is your friend goy

Sup Elliot

>paying tax
>not being NEET

Kek.

KEK.

Cute. They will lose by 50+ tonight.

I had my ps3 and ps4 both in the living room, but decided to retire the old ps3 to the bedroom as she doesn't get much use anymore.

When I get my Xbox Scorpio I'll have to ship the ps4 off to my bedroom as well.

May as well give them all the accomplishments of QLD and Australia as well, considering the spine is the Storm.

>tfw was adamant in the preseason that the Grand Final would be Melbourne defeating Cronulla
>didn't put a bet on it

very true. good post.

Anyone going to checkout the A-League soccer during the off season?

Nope not.

t. Alessandro Ravioli

Reminder that the Melbourne Storm are the most successful NRL team since their inception in 1998.

4 premierships (1999, 2007, 2009, 2012)
2 runner ups (2006, 2008)
5 minor premierships (2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, 2016)
3 world club challenges (2000, 2010, 2013)

>muh salary cap
>muh wrestle

Keep crying

I don't feel like I have a big dick but all the girls at the brothel make me wear large condoms

Reminder that the Melbourne Storm are the most successful NRL team since their inception in 1998.

4 premierships (1999, 2007, 2009, 2012)
2 runner ups (2006, 2008)
5 minor premierships (2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, 2016)
3 world club challenges (2000, 2010, 2013)

>muh salary cap
>muh wrestle

Keep crying

Reminder that the Melbourne Storm are the most successful NRL team since their inception in 1998.

4 premierships (1999, 2007, 2009, 2012)
2 runner ups (2006, 2008)
5 minor premierships (2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, 2016)
3 world club challenges (2000, 2010, 2013)

>muh salary cap
>muh wrestle

Keep crying

Reminder that the Melbourne Storm are the most successful NRL team since their inception in 1998.

4 premierships (1999, 2007, 2009, 2012)
2 runner ups (2006, 2008)
5 minor premierships (2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, 2016)
3 world club challenges (2000, 2010, 2013)

>muh salary cap
>muh wrestle

Keep crying

its to make you feel good about yourself so you get done quicker.

Reminder that the Melbourne Storm are the most successful NRL team since their inception in 1998.

4 premierships (1999, 2007, 2009, 2012)
2 runner ups (2006, 2008)
5 minor premierships (2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, 2016)
3 world club challenges (2000, 2010, 2013)

>muh salary cap
>muh wrestle

Keep crying.

Reminder that the Melbourne Storm are the most successful NRL team since their inception in 1998.

4 premierships (1999, 2007, 2009, 2012)
2 runner ups (2006, 2008)
5 minor premierships (2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, 2016)
3 world club challenges (2000, 2010, 2013)

>muh salary cap
>muh wrestle

Keep crying

I wear skyns desu

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Reminder that the Melbourne Storm are the most successful NRL team since their inception in 1998.

4 premierships (1999, 2007, 2009, 2012)
2 runner ups (2006, 2008)
5 minor premierships (2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, 2016)
3 world club challenges (2000, 2010, 2013)

>muh salary cap
>muh wrestle

Keep crying.

Reminder that the Melbourne Storm are the most successful NRL team since their inception in 1998

4 premierships (1999, 2007, 2009, 2012)
2 runner ups (2006, 2008)
5 minor premierships (2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, 2016)
3 world club challenges (2000, 2010, 2013)

>muh salary cap
>muh wrestle

Keep crying

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When does the game start lads?

Reminder that the Melbourne Storm are the most successful NRL team since their inception in 1998.

4 premierships (1999, 2007, 2009, 2012)
2 runner ups (2006, 2008)
5 minor premierships (2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, 2016)
3 world club challenges (2000, 2010, 2013)

>muh salary cap
>muh wrestle

Keep crying.

When the AFL game finishes

The what?

Happy Feet is an adorable movie lads.

Reminder that based Phil Gould posts in /nrl/

Phil Gould= /nrl/
Andrew Voss= Reddit

Voss is based though.

GWS lost btw

Wait

Is the game actually fucking about to start on time?

Newcastle-o-meter says Sharks will win the big one

Raiders draw and barely win mean they'll lost tonight

Storm two wins after struggling means they'll go 2nd

Sharks two big wins means they get the ship

Spotted the redditor.

>not being BBL-NBL master race

Just put 5k on the Raiders

dumb

I met this cunt from Tasmania once and I asked him he watched the footy and he said yes. I asked him who his team was and he said something like Geelong or some shit. I said no, I mean the NRL, you know FOOTY, he said he had never heard of the NRL.

What do you expect from those inbred poofs?

Wighton is really dumb

Everyone outside of NSW and QLD refer to footy as AFL

AFL is bigger in NSW too

lol

Walkcunt's boyfriend down hahahahahaha

Croker might be ded

29 and still living with my parents. Can you beat me?

Nah, brown people can't relate to AFL.

Hope Croker is alright :(

Jared Cucker

nah.

What was the fucking penalty for cunt?

>this Melbourne refball

anyone here know what the power station is called out the back of the newcastle uni?

flopping after the tackle. Learn the rules you filthy Raider bandwagoner. Was easily the most blatant late attempt penalty of the 3 so far.

Does anyone know what time the Dally M's are on? Know it's on this Wednesday.

refball

Didn't even know they aired it desu.

Don't engage with walkcunt.

He has no intention of learning the rules.

>it's a Melbourne get refballed to victory episode

Oh good I love it when they mix it up

> reddit.com/r/nrl/comments/549h52/preliminary_final_storm_v_raiders_discussion/

check here for quality SALT

These referees sure are being """"charitable"""" to Melbourne tonight.

The fix is in lads

I just lost my dinner, thanks

Do you guys think it would be a good idea to scrap the penalty goal?

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No.

Ban it in the last 20. It is a good punishment early in the game but you shouldn't win games with it.

Yeah. Points are way too easy. You don't even work for it.

No, but tries should be worth five points

Why do people pretend this place and that place are any different? Literally might as well be reading /nrl/

W E W
E
W

Based fucking Rapana

BASED

SUCK DICK MELBKEKS

Get fucked, Melcunts.

it isn't any different. But with the voting and amount of people, the bias is overwhelming.

QUICK REMINDER THAT THE AFL AND THE NRL PREMIERSHIPS ARE BOTH COMING TO NSW

If Brad Fittler gassed the Eastern Suburbs, he'd be Brad Hitler.

Say anything remotely unpopular like JT is a whining grub and you'll be down voted to oblivion.

Yuck yuck yuck

>sharks ever winning the premiership

Oh shit did that man's finger snap off

Raiders are NSW

>lost forward

Yeah Leeton Raiders

If Brad Fittler gassed the Eastern Suburbs he'd be dead

>forward

refball lmao.

The refs are so inconsistent with this game. One moment they give the storms a free 2 points, nek mining they give the raiders a free penalty.

Pretty tough, good game so far. Better than last night.

Good tackle.

me in the back

Good try.

is this image sfw?

BRING BACK THE BIFF

Nice "pooead"

Shocking lack of urgency from Papalii. He is NOT elite.

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Good conversion.

>10 penalties

GOOK

This game is less boring, but also way more annoying than last night

Bad half.

>it looked like he was gonna explode over cooper cronk

off for half time wank lads

youtube.com/watch?v=1zpYfAvFOoc

new nrl logo lads

National Penalty League

Joe Tapine is a dirty player

I'm wanking to gogglebox right now

He's a woman basher too.

So guys, when the grand final comes around, how will the bunker screw over either team?

vivian is bae

T. Mr Foot Fetish

You mean the (((bunker)))

this show is absolute fucking garbage

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Dead thread

That's because Australian sports are jokes. When are we going to stop wasting all of our great athletes on AFL/NRL?

We just drew to fucking Japan 1-1 and could struggle to get to Brazil 2014.

Doesn't this bother you?

Don't you want to succeed in a tournament people outside of Australia/New Zealand have heard of?

It's fucking pathetic Australia, We all know Soccer is going to be the only sport played in the entire world in 20 years, so why bloody delay it?

We should start the next generation on soccer only, otherwise we're always going to be shit like this.

Go buy a season ticket for your local A-league team when they come up for sale, Support your local kids clubs, convince your kids, nephews, cousins, neighbours kids to start playing the wonderful game and maybe, just maybe, Australia will know that GLORIOUS feel of hosting a world cup and doing well in it.

He literally (literally) shoulder charged the football.

cronk
grounding the ball

pick 1

I'm literally in the sheds massaging Cooper Cronk's arse right now

If Brad Fittler shot himself in the Bunker he'd be Brad Hitler.

Had a girl over at mine last night and we ended up talking for almost 8 hours and only had sex once.

Was nice

it's ok

hi dannyboytbh

>pregame thread
>doesn't even have 300 posts and the actual game is at half time
kek
KEK

If Brad Fitler was in shape he'd be Brad Fitler.

>he doesn't get it

You mean rugby union?

The AFL prelim thread was the same. Game thread didn't come until the final quarter.

If Cooper Cronk was an alcoholic he'd be Cooper Plonk.

If Brad Fittler was me he'd be a fat manlet NEET

i thought i would hate it, but ended up loving it.

sounds gay

Nobody here supports Raiders or Storm

awful taste in television

more please

My fiancee.

sean supports raiders

We're doing better than /nba/ at least

If Cooper Cronk was you he'd be Cooper Gronk.

Sean doesn't exist

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She's got eyes, you know.

>its a girl takes a photo in a bathroom episode

If Corey parker was a valet attendant he'd be Corey Parker.

>offseason
>semi final

If Cameron Smith was a packet of chips he'd be Cameron Smith's.

That bullshit chant, it's like a wwe crowd chanting cm punk

You've all seen her face. Thought you might like to see her boobies.

If Corey Oates was a breakfast cereal he'd be Corey Oats.

Is desperation attractive?

If Paul Gallen was a week from winning a grand final he would be Paul Gallen

If Paul Gallen used the imperial system he'd be Paul Gallon.

bet she'd look at me with disgust

If Gus Gould had his mouth shut he'd be Gus thank fuck he's not talking.

Fucking elite run by rapana.

Delta goodrem, truly a favourite of every NRL fan

disgusting

I'd rim her good if you know what I mean

Based Gus calling out the Poofberra Divers

If he had his mouth shut he'd be thin

Which game was it that raiders gave away a sure win in overtime by running the ball after the 80min siren and giving away a try?

Bad call.

She's been in our dreams a couple of times

Tigers game I think.

st george

Parramatta

Wighton or someone threw a pass right at the end of the first half of golden point against the dragons which was intercepted and resulted in a game winning try.

This.

The refereeing this season is literally ruining this sport for me

Going to root this shemale tonight lads

>sure win

No. This never happened.

>yfw the secret to stoppingg leilua is to get a big man to tackle him high because he cant fend against big men

why did it take the storm to figure it out?

bunker too

>american
>you are in australia

good luck m8

fooled me lad id let xer suck it

Hey guys I just heard there was a penalty

What is refball, how much did Bellamy pay the refs off this time?

Bellamy isn't that rich.

He's richer than me so he can definitely pay them off with atleast a blow job.

MunstGOAT
GOAToibete

Based Melbourne

WHAT THE FUCK CUNT FUCKING TERRIBLE CALL

>kneed in the face
>no replay
>no penalty

is the NRL cucked for melbourne cucks?

SIN BIN

I don't think I can watch another minute of this garbage

FUCK RIGHT OFF

literally seething right now lads

PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT BIG STRONG VICTORIANS

Nobody cared who I was before I put on the long sleeved jersey

>AFL have an awesome game in NRL heartland
>NRL's game literally ruined by awful reffing
This is just shit

Were to busy preping Jamal.

Didn't like the play the ball to be honest. Canberra are a bit unlucky.

REFBALL
E
F
B
A
L
L

Wighton didn't fucking hold him down for long. Piss poor call that led to this "try". Fuck this game.

The only way an AFL game can be awesome is if they suddenly started playing a different sport.

I can't fucking believe that call

Whiny babby raider bandwagoner pls go

WALKCUNT ON POOICIDE WATCH

>what is a professional foul

There should be bins for it more often, tbqh

I swear if the sharks don't win this grand final, the bunker has to go.

Fuck i hate Melbourne. Might not watch the grand final

what play the ball? he didnt play the ball

melbourne are too good against a numberless side

theyll always find the gap cause the cunts know how to count wwhich is rare in the NRL when cunts can barely read let alone do math

The AFL was an objectively awesome game, being an only NRL autist doesn't impress anyone

It wasn't even a professional foul. He tackled him normally and let him up in a normal amount of time. Absolutely horrible call.

Raiders, more like the POODERS

>no play the ball
>no replay
>knee to the head
>no replay

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit melllbourne be apex cucking these white boiz from the ACT

he still had his hand around the ball like 3 seconds AFTER the ref blew the whistle

Whos ready for some Keith Urban """entertainment""" and Cuckbourne Storm next week? How exciting

Game is literally rigged for a Melbourne win.

Raiders are suffering from having NOT ONE old head / experienced man to say calm the fuck down and follow what you know

Theyre panicing out there like little beta white bois

yep. and fuck all finals experience doesn't help

I fucking hate melbourne

my girlfriend lives 6.7 km's away

are long distance relationships doomed from the start?

Why is Ricky Stuart so angry? And why does it turn me on?

That's literally what he just said you fucking retard.

>white bois
Half the team are niggers

90% of people will shit bricks at the big show

needed at least 1 cunt in there to level their heads

instttead youve got Lee shitting himself on the wing and everyone playing tense

they wont win now, its done

WHAT IS REFBALL

Craig Bellamy would be the superior lay

There's one and a couple of fobs

Broncos v Cowboys and Panthers v Bulldogs are the only non-shit finals games.

Smith isn't the only experienced finals player either. Like 90% of that team have played finals footy.

If there was one thing we wanted from this game, it was Melbourne refball.

Now we get to experience Canberra seething again, and the referees will not get away with refball for the Storm in the GF, helping our Sharkies.

This is a win for /nrl/

oh, so does every veteran go to the finals? ok then

another SPECTACULAR play by Edrick Lee

Nah they've all been shit because refs

Fuck i hate the """"Shire"""" and Cuckbourne

Fuck this game

FUCK OFF THAT'S A PENALTY. THE CUNT WAS TRYING TO KEEP RUNNING

experience at the big show is so important

all athletes or competitors in all sports benefit from experience in the big games, you learn to deal with the tension

you cant teach newbies to prepare for it, its one of the only things you can only learn through experience

>18 penalties in a finals games

Will this GF sell out?

FUCK RIGHT OFF "obstruction" THE CUNT WAS TACKLED

probs

>2 most hated teams with the smallest fanbases
50k grand final at best

>2016
>Nrl referees
>The bunker

Where have you been this season?

>these melbourne apex fans chanting bullshit

they mustve just heard they have to goto work to get the dole

Might put a """"""cheeky""""" 100 on the Storm to win the GF lads

Yeah he was held. Surprised they didn't call it earlier, letting him offload and everything.

>50k
>Grand final
nice """""""""""""sport"""""""""""" you have here

sharks are gonna drop em

too hard

HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA

GOOGLES FUCK OFF

should've brought brenko instead

thats it blackie ruined it

KEK

Why did they even show up?

Im gonna get shitfaced next week and watch the GF while mocking these two shit boring teams

BWAHAHAHAHAH RAIDKEKS

>melbourne apex fans
I seriously hope you're joking. How were they even allowed on the grounds

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FUCKING HELL CUNT JUST CATCH THE FUCKING BALL CUNT YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>niglets

>Lee

AGAIN

I AM A READER OF MEN

HE HAS BEEN SHITTING HIMSELF ALL NIGHT

>nig

Sharks v Storm, any more boring GF?

Grand Final this year will be so shit. No decent NSW team, no decent QLD team, there's a filthy Vic team. I expect less than 20,000 to show up to ANZ stadium.

Wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of a Ricky Stuart post game roast tonight lads

Edrick Lee is one of the few black people that actually looks like an ape.

Lmao more like Edrick LEL

Gallen will punch Cam Smith next week

Just tuned in. Not looking good for the raiders bandwagon, fuck.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Why are Melbourne Storm so unlikable?

MELBCUECKS

Why is this thread just autistic normie posts with no replies...

What happened to the glory days of /nrl/

After Cam Smith lifts the trophy.

FINALLY now do that again and ruin the dreams of all stormcucs

Because you're a pleb

They literally made it from the 300m line to the goal line

Success breeds jealousy

That combined with being shitcunts

Google Lee cant stop dropping it

Go the other wing

Classic

two big personalities quit Cred Forums

eat shit nigger

FUCK CMON RAIDERS

All the cheating

Fuck off Daniel, your band is shit

Literal refball keeping Canborea in the game

this is gonna be the mosst wrestley 4m of NRL

a Raiders v Sharks final would be the most meme crowd ever

FUCKING REFBALL

>(You)

Sadly it's probably not going to be that way.

>Crounllaclaps

Daniel's band is good though.

>the ball floated forward meme

FUCKING REFFS REEEEEEEEEE

Cronulla is full of the clap

Fucking refball, disgrace.

NRL has gone to shit this year

Have watched about 20 games at most this entire season when I watched almost all of them last year. Even those games didn't entertain me

Gonna have a wank in spite of this upcoming GF

wtf i love melbourne now

All that hard work really PAID OFF for Melbourne.

shittest game

I honestly think the Sharks can destroy this slow Melbourne play style.

edric dindu nuffin
dey refs are raycist

This is the worst season of NRL in history

SEETHING!

Crowd estimates for the final?
>Less than 55k

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Shark Storm GF lads, loneliest bread ever?

>it's an upcoming episode of based Cam Smith humiliates small paul gallel
Love these

SEETHING Raidshits fan detected

>2016
>the ref doesnt know how to look at the hands of the player

It's on boys.

The two GOATs go head to head.

Keith Urban will be the most entertaining thing this GF

>cronk and lockyer sound the same

>black wingers

Not even once.

Give me Steve Turner and Anthony Quinn any day.

I'm a Dragons fan m8

Fuck im asleep already

Hodgson is crying.Feel really bad for Canberra honestly.

storm 48
cuntella 0

tbqh

>dumping brenko 'I scored 4 and all I got was dropped from the team' lee for a nigger who can't catch

Might purchase a denim jacket and drink a beer

Why? They lost to both Grand Final teams. They don't deserve any sympathy

Canberra failers

fuck lad i go for the dogs but i got emotional

wanted to see the underdog win

hate watching (((storm))) cashed up faggots win

It's going to be a boring as shit game like 12-6.

It's just boring because the cunts have one so many. Will probably root for Sharks next week.

>slater's face when storm win the gf without him

>slater would have reached the 300 club this year if he played

Lol'd at this post desu pham

This is literally my face right now.

Sharks will win

Cap this post or dont whatever

but sharks will win

theyre gonna be tense as fuck in the first half, lose the first half, come out firing the 2nd and get through their lines by running over munster

Lote was elite

Does Billy get a ring when they win next week?

We're all going for the Sharks, right?

Steve Turner was the epitome of falling over the line. Quinn got cucked by Folau

He'll be on the commentary team for sure.

>LE I CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE LMAO

HULL KR VS HUDDERSFIELD GIANT

is this the gf in the UK? what am i watching

Absolutely this

only disliked by small wristed insecure white men who support inferior nsw teams

Remember sharks win their first is the narrative this year.

If I was over 30 and had an already decorated career, I would immediately retire after winning the grand final, instead of playing for a few more years and never winning a pre again.

kek no, the loser is almost certainly getting relegated to the second tier

...

Who will it be next year?

Eels or Warriors look likely.

>warriors
>making the 8
'no'

>sharks vs storm GF

will anybody watch this?

Yes, because I don't support an inferior team.

Melbourne you dip. Winning back to back GF is all Cronk and Smithy have left. Confirmed GOATs when it happens.

Who IS this handsome devil?

>>Cronulla
>>winning the hip
>"no"

What a fine young Adonis.

lol fuck off dickhead. Storm, souths, and cowboys are the only ones with a chance

fiscally responsible move mate

you know a better way to get 500k a year when you have no qualifications?

nrl players live the fucking life

youtu.be/yQYDqT4eEXk

By becoming a media talking head immediately after my retirement.

Reminder that the Melbourne Storm are the most successful NRL team since their inception in 1998.

5 premierships (1999, 2007, 2009, 2012, 2016)
2 runner ups (2006, 2008)
5 minor premierships (2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, 2016)
3 world club challenges (2000, 2010, 2013)

>muh salary cap
>muh wrestle

Keep crying

Reminder that the Melbourne Storm are the most successful NRL team since their inception in 1998.

5 premierships (1999, 2007, 2009, 2012, 2016)
2 runner ups (2006, 2008)
5 minor premierships (2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, 2016)
4 world club challenges (2000, 2010, 2013, 2017)

>muh salary cap
>muh wrestle

Keep crying

>2007
>2009
KEK

wanna talk about the 2008 GF?

My girlfriend.

If you don't like the Storm, then you should pretty just fucking kill yourself.

This.

>get two GFs and three Minor Prems taken away due to cheating

lose 40-0 (Forty Points to ZERO points) in a GRAND FINAL where you're OVER the salary cap
KEK
k
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KEK

See you guys again on Dally M night at 8:30 AEST on Fox Sports 203

just imagine if raiders didn't get shafted 6 times in Penalties and/or the fucking retard whoever he was hadn't thrown the storm player over his shoulder once he was tackled and given them two points

No

It'd be interesting to see how much ANZ pays its female employees.

>imagine if the raiders hadn't been shit
hmm

It'd be interesting to see how much Canberra Raiders pays its female players.

>Finucane loses the ball
>penalty

Not saying the Raiders would have won but that should have been an extra time game. Terrible fucking call.

Wrong. Stay mad.

I will. But I'm not wrong. Hodgson wasn't even touching him and the dumbass lost the ball. It's okay to admit when a call is shit even if your team won. Remember: they already won. They can't take the win away.

The call was shit.

Hodgson had his hand in there the whole time and tried to dislodge the ball.

Jesus christ

watch it again you imbecile

when Finucane loses the ball Hodgson is practically in the fucking stands having a powerade

Hodgson knocked it out earlier, Finucane tried to hang onto it for a while. Boom, fact.

Wrong again buddy. Should've gone to specsavers

Nope. Cry some more though.

hahahahaaha

you're literally seething that I'm suggesting your team couldn't beat the RAIDERS comfortably

dodgy call for a dodgy team

Love you.

KEK
Enjoy no grand final ever.

WE'RE IN HERE, LADS.
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WE'RE IN HERE, LADS.
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WE'RE IN HERE, LADS.
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A sad day for /nrl/

walkwarrior

last for cows redeeming themselves next year

Here's a pic of about 20 minutes after the 2017 NRL grand final

last for this glorious pair