/mlb/ general - AL ROTY Edition

We're being insufferable again oh no :^)

>the city of Ken Giles and the 'Stros
>trusting relievers that came out of Philadelphia's system
>trusting Phillies of any kind

Mets

too soon

We will always be here user
Mariner fans are eternal
Just like our teams failures

That's payback for what the Astros did to Houston Street last year.

Worst offseason acquisition I can ever remember

F*CK YOU KEN GILES I HATE YOU

>almost losing to the dbags

they literally dont even play defense, all you have to do is hit a soft grounder to get on base

>b-b-b-b-but muh solo dingers
It makes sense tho, considering Ralphy Palmeiro's son signed with them earlier in the season...

This is legitimately the angriest I've been this entire year

Someone please talk me out of committing mass murder

>Houston

Royals

Hahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhaahahahahah

My fucking sides

>disastros

Rags shitposters IMMINENT

buckle up boys

tbqh with you Joe that would have been an absolutely absurd catch if he made that

you're playing Analslime, you'll be fine

>beating the assletics
>an accomplishment
>rags

they bout to clinch al west

Miller also blanked us last year on the Braves, and Gally sucks.
If it was any more than 2 runs I would've called the season done, but this about what I expected. Hoping to turn around tomorrow, but with Miley lurking I don't feel that comfortable.

>This is considered a top young player in Houston

>Ken Giles 2016 WAR 0.3
>Vincent Velasquez 2016 WAR 1.6
doesnt even include Mark Appel,Thomas Eshelman Harold Arauz and Brett Oberholtzer.

We're about to sweep them

>he just lays down motionless, completely defeated after dropping it
kek

>Wade Miley
>Big Game

nice
i
c
e

those are when hes at his most ace-ish

dat heart, feels kinda bad man

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>al west
Wow it's fucking nothing

>blowing a game to the Pissrats
>the city of the Washington Daniel strained asscheeks

>nats
>good

pick none

>Get in car just in time for Hammy post-game interview
>Tito with that poker-voice, absolutely no nonsense
>Hammy: "btw 10-4"

This crazy based motherfucker just might win one for Da Land.

Whew babyface

With tonight's Nats loss

Cubs clinch the NL Home Field Advantage

Lmao the fucc boi really thought he would catch it

they already had it

Why cant we be friends?

>tfw white sox fan

>still alive

That Padres mascot is terrifying

>tfw you're happy but also kind of sad because your family used to celebrate big wins by going out to dine in Pizza Hut and getting pizzas and pitchers of pop and they don't even have dine in Pizza Huts anymore.

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>Dyson about to give a Dellin Betances impression too

TEXASS

Not to mention we got to see Rodriguez embarrass himself yet again wanting to be the hero and striking out.

>moose smells bad
>my hoofs hurt
>where is Orbit.
>i need Orbit.
>orbit pls come back :(

Forgot the related pic

how about local pizza places

>Astros playoff hopes getting trashed by the Angels

still good for something I guess

>they don't even have dine in Pizza Huts anymore.
There are 2 within 20 minutes of my house.

Wait until you see the Cubs mascot, he has the eyes of a rapist. And he's a bear. A rapist bear.

>RAGS

ONE

>lastros
>meminers
>angles
>a'ss
Good season guys

SAY IT WITH ME

"DIVISION CHAMPION TEXAS RANGERS"

STRIKE

Were there any other good bench clearing brawls this year. Or was it just all posturing like it normally is?

Fuck any faggots who think fights shouldn't be a part of the game. It's respect.

CCCCCCCCOMBO BREAKER

r u serious?

F*ck you

F*ck you especially

Maybe where you live, we'd have to drive an hour to go to one.

why are you afraid of Bartolo?

AWAY

>Team A beats team B
>Team C wins the division

>local pizza places
My dad's friend is a Pizza Hut franchisee so our family has always been Pizza Hut loyalists.

Where in Texas are you guys from?

Its official, Rangers are back in the playoffs
How will they fail this year?

>A'ss giving a fireworks celebration for the Rangers

CUC(K)ED

>Any other good bench clearing brawls
>Any other
>other
>Pronoun: used to refer to a person or thing that is different or distinct from one already mentioned or known.
English you dumb nigger, do you comprehend it?

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>semen slurping
>not for me
>sports
>blah blah blah
>shitposting
>memes
>masturbating alone

Protip, we won't

5 minutes away from the Globe life Park and Jonestown.

You may only reply to this post if you have successfully spoiled a wild card contender's season

n-not so fast Dfags

>Where in Texas are you guys from?

>Uncle went on a Boy Scout camping trip in Texas in the 60s
>They took a bus down there
>A truck pulled up along the bus
>WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM
>They yell back Iowa
>WHAT PART OF TEXAS IS THAT

At least there is a playoff system to decide the champion unlike Soccer.

is Iowa even a state, I don't even know

sounds like one of those irrelevant american places like minneapolis or milwaukee that get mentioned extremely infrequently and you just sort of assume it's somewhere south central

is this a meme

the
>never won a series club
doesnt lose members easily

No, in soccer, it can even decide the champion. Which makes the rest of the season worthless.

Is Canada even a county, I don't even know

sounds like one of those irrelevant foreign places like Honduras or Iceland and you just sort of assume it's somewhere with low property values

How did the Rags win the division with that huge competitive disadvantage?

the AL West is one massive competitive disadvantage

eh pretty average bait

seriously I was shocked to learn a couple months ago that milwaukee is actually just north of chicago, always assumed it was somewhere either northwest or southeast in some no-name state like Iowa

F*ck you and your entire life

The Rangers >"""dynasty"""

>BTFO by Lincecum
>One Strike Away™
>Hamlelton dropping the fly ball
>Wild card game loss
>31 (thirty-one) games back
>3 errors and a Bautista bomb
>???

This:
That was an amazing attempt.
Why are Detoilet fans so shit?

when the >rags get relocated all that will be left in arlington will be a single defective tablet with this clip stuck on loop forever

>Daniel Murphy is literally butthurt

>""""""""""""""""pop"""""""""""""""

Royals

>implying he's not 70 years old, like 95% of baseball fans

stupid kid memelord

I'm still so angry at Giles that I can't even sleep
Hold me, boys

how do you think it happened?

doyers, red cucks and jays gamethreads are the only ones that regularly get to a 100 posts, fuck that they're the only ones that go above 20 posts

explain yourselves, the rest of you fairweather casuals

Jays "fans" don't talk about the game literally AT ALL in the gamethreads

none you (You) know anything about baseball

jays gamethreads prior to the year 2014 never even existed
doyers gamethreads are also on /gif/ for the piss fetishes
the red cucks are a bunch of bandwagoning shitposters from reddit, so they dont count

the yankees fans are the only team that actually honestly support their team here

That's not true though

>Jays """""fans"""""
>Talking about baseball in the gamethreads

Only like 5 of you actually discuss the game. It always turns into a Cred Forums shitfest.

they literally all disappeared after toronto took a 2-0 lead in the first fucking inning

>Jays """""fans""""" thinking they have any right to talk shit when Texas could take over all of Canada in a single week

wow delete this what a rude post.

Jays fans are still new so it's exciting for them to share their knowledge that the big stick is, in fact, called a bat
Next Jays game thread: 200 hot posts by 4 guys all wondering what the five-fingered thing on their hands is called

Dodgers is false
Jays just complain all thread about everything until they're winning
Red Sox spam the same shit all thread while complaining

>rags thread doesn't even have 20 posts

Yankees fans never post in Blue Jays gamethreads because you guys shit it up with your Cred Forums shit.

Literally 95% of the thread today was an argument over who had the worst water between Brazil and Canada.

Why are canadians so god damn racist

Blue Jays fans didn't exist before October 2015.

>Red Sox spam the same shit all thread while complaining
that's good retard

at least i'm not a cuckold

That's EXACTLY the same fucking shit they were arguing about in the Jays-Mariners gamethread

canucks are so fucking god awful

I just fingerbanged my sister's older friend then she gave me head but i couldn't cum

What's wrong with me?

>"productive" out

Guys, guys.... all of the AL East fags are terrible.

Wrong

there's a couple of kids that love their ebin crusades and whatnot but it's usually not that bad at all from a Cred Forums shitfest angle

that's because we have a resident hue who won't even shit in his pants and drink it for his team to win

you wish you guys had memes like that

LMAOING RN @ all you americucks trying to damage control your fairweatherness

This desu

Yes user it is, in fact, true that certain types of plays that end in an out for the batter can increase the run expectancy for the hitting team by moving runners up.

I hope your first few baseball games have been enjoyable to watch

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Go Rangers

btw red sox gamethreads had more posts last year and the year before (last place teams) than this year (first place team) [losing is good]

how to trigger americucks 101, take notes boys

>Tigers will make the playoffs despite having a losing record vs the Indians, Royals, Orioles, Angels, Blue Jays, and Rangers

>71435831
I hate this time of year

please stop watching our sport

>this is the pinnacle of Canadian music

lmfao

grimes a cute

>implying you wouldn't "fuck" her

Attn: 71435930
Subj: >71435831 I hat
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i think you didn't quote rite
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" We cannot be more sensitive to pleasure without being more sensitive to pain. "
- Alan Watts

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>canadian pitcher
>not even on the jays

DRAKE
R
A
K
E

whew lad

ha holy shit. I'm kinda mad at mariners fans tho letting the jays take over your park smdh

I hate canadian posters as much as everyone else but Grimes is literally perfect. Canada produces some great musical waifus

holy shit Canada is GBTFO in this thread

>This is the pinnacle of Canadian Baseball

>tripfaggot retard

wtf i hate canada now

FUCK THE JAYS

THANK YOU BASED BEARDED BOY

>tripfaggot retard

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wtf i hate tripfags now

Daily reminder that Blue Jays fans voted this man to be the leader of their country

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>If you score more runs than the other team, then they win

reddit tier gif

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>Hillary or Trump

Anyone else find it funny how the Rangers have a low run differential yet are on track for best record in the league?

Mods, can you please delete this thread and ban all canadians in this thread

thx

thank you based bearded boy

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imagine unironically being handed this choice and it being called democracy LMAO

>Yankees
>666

That just about sums up this season

don't you have some refugees to feed?

nobody does this

Stop arguing right now

wtf no we didnt rays gamethreads in september last year barely eclipsed 100, the one today already went past 200

id say posting on a whole has been up this year, but new posters haven't really come about tbqh with you Joe, which is both surprising and cool

>when the vassal state tries to punch up at the protectorate

are the rangers are paper tiger?

he's right though

cuddling >>>>>>>>>>>>> sex

run differential is a meme stat

lol ur gay

Kek

Take note

This is what going 36-11 in one run games does for ya

I bet gay guys cuddle a lot more 2 B entirely honest w/ u joe

If Cubs win Saturday and Sunday, then they'll not only sweep Cards, but get their 100th win, and get it at home.

It'll be their first 100-win season since 1935, which was also against STL. But it'll be the first time getting their 100th win at home since 1909.

If Cubs win on Saturday, Chicago is going to be a fucking wreck after the game Sunday whether they win or lose.

yeah u thought about that a lot didn't u

we dont actually

name your favorite ball player RIGHT NOW and tell me you wouldn't cuddle with him, DO IT FAGGOT NOW YOU CANT LIE TO LOVE

Holy shit you're right

Literally a third of the rangers wins are in one run games

>Tfw we may actually get past the final strike this year

xander bogaerts
he doesn't cuddle or talk to girls (he strikes out)

>You now remember the Gary Sanchez ROTY meme

Also losing this fat piece of shit helped in more ways than one

Also it'll be the first time they've reached 100 wins in September since 1907, when they beat the Boston Doves in the first game of a double-header at West Side Park.

I fucking knew it, how in the FUCK do you not want to cuddle with the absolute paragon of youth and chocolate beauty

what is WRONG with you bombston cucks

ADRIAN BELTRE
he wouldnt let me touch his head so deal would be off

xander is a qtpa2t who lacks the ability to feel tbqh

damn we've all been wit that girl who won't let you near her hair am i rite fking bitches sleeping in hair nets

desu he was the only yankee to do anything in the game

Wait, when did Texas get Sandoval

Lindor desu

well it was either that or loads of impersonal hedonistic sex

Haha is that Bartolo Colone?

good one shithead

lmao! haha

Can I get a Seager sandwich?

his right forearm is magnitudes bigger than his left

yeah, I know, baseball and throwing and all that, but something tells me the dude chokes the chicken at least 5 times a day (maybe in the dugout I dunno)

guys does anyone else feel the october spirit

i'm feeling the pre-october anxiety runs, dunno if some spirit got into me or what but it hasn't been super fun

honestly, this is a great post

that's actually just his needle arm

no are you insane or something? go see a doctor you might be mentally ill

thanks amerisenpai

this one was better in terms of the daily (You) haul (haha Uhaul, get it??) but I thought that one was good too

Yep, i feel the even year magic in my veins

>not working out one arm for maximum dominant arm efficency

i hope all you faggots shitposting are drunk at least

>drinking
>on your cut

What's October spirit?

i shitpost in every general for free

what the hell my phone won't connect to the wifi in this guy's room he swears he has it

anyone else ever confuse beltre and beltran? both are fat latino corner infielders that vaguely hit well and they're both on stinky teams though I think one went from a stanky team to a team fouled by one extremely stinky manlet literally named stinky

honestly I have no idea who's who

>St Lose
>San Fagcisco
>Philtydelphia

what a great day

@71436278
is this the average canadian baseball fan?

@71436293

thanks for the phantom (You)

>watches five minutes of celebrity snapchats just taking videos of their dumb babies doing dumb baby stuff

hell yeah dude

>phantom (You)
jesus christ canada

What?

anyone else ever confuse candians and tripfags? both are retarded shitposters that vaguely post quality content and they're both rooting for shitty teams though I think one went from a rooting for a furpuck team to a team fouled by one extremely fucking leaf literally named blue gays

honestly I have no idea who's who

Why is it so awful to be a fan of two teams if they aren't in the same league? I've been a Dodgers and Angels fan my whole life and I know a lot of friends who are fans of multiple teams too.

the javascript or whatever might not have been there, but the appreciation and the love was, thanks user

all the time honestly

thank god I got rid of both problems by filtering everyon

i want to fuckin kms

>2017
>The Captain returns
>bats .285 with 15 dingers and 45 RBI
please god, just give him one more full season

KILL MYSELF MY MAN

-@71436278

Deleting the phantom (You)

>Utley hit by pitch

If I'm not mistaken he's less than 20 HRs from all time Mets HR record. I want him to get it so bad. I just want him to finish out his contract and retire having played for only the Mets in his last season under contract. No fucking DH meme season in like fucking Minnesota. Too much stress on that body.

@71436348

why don't you actually do it then you spineless faggot

even if you do the memory of this fleeting human contact will be preserved by 4chanX and in my memories, so fuck you asshole you can't take away my happiness

I don't even know why you try you dumb fucking memelord, the effort is at maximum but the wit and creativity is in the negatives.

Just a flat out poor attempt to inject yourself into a conversation you had zero (ZERO) business with, and once again another disastrous showing at how inept you are with not only the socializing aspect of things, but the comprehensive side of things.

The whole point of the (You) is to signify attention. To grasp the post recipient's attention, be it for whatever motivation this attempt is committed for.

By trying to pretend like it's a physical object -- such that you can effectively "modify" or "delete" it intentionally -- you completely bastardize the whole concept of the (You). You toss out all implications and subtle meanings that it has from poster to poster, and any meme extensions that fork from it.

The fact you don't get this is startling. Fucking dumb memelord, I swear to god.

@71436388

who are you quoting, dublord?

I mean it's lost all meaning at this point and has just become a crude tool for the witless. Upsetting while not all that surprising.

Im a Mariners fan and I hate the rags but Beltre is great

If he stays healthy he could totally make it. He hit 7 in only 37 games this year.

i wnat u to want me

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I'm stealing this btw

When the fuck did Justin Upton get 27 HRs?

>Cubs will unironically sweep the Cardinals and end their season

@71435432

>not even a phantom (You)

poor form lad

sweeping royals in 4

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is she trying to say she got banged by a 19-year old when she was 12?

confused by that last part

but yeah holy shit what a fucking slut

>tfw Giants fan and the even year ride is officially done and ogre and people will stop obsessing over you eventually

now this part will really make you think:
>charles hernandez

>yfw the jints sweep the cubs

I dunno if the magical superstitious currents that run under our sports would expose themselves like that but hey

these two posts were probably he best combination of the night tbqh with you Joe

thats false. i was in threads back in 2010

girls with guy names are the hottest thing desu

>tfw no british gf named Bobby

i'm lmaoing

OH SHIT NIGGA HE BANGED A 19 YEAR OLD WHEN HE WAS 12, IT FINALLY CLICKED

GET THIS MAN A MEDAL

they're both sluts tho

this desu

h e l l

y e a h

hey does anyone have any experiences with 'online pharmacies' the oop price of my medication effectively doubled this month and i already couldn't really afford it ( my medication * ) [*for autism]

just smoke heroin bro it's a cure-all, trust

I don't have a fake disease so I don't know.

ok great, thanks

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just kill yourself my man it's the easiest and best solution

Beltre is too based desu

you mean beltran?

>helium tank $45 plus shipping
>oxygen mask $10
>tube $???
>opportunity cost $???

>medications $163.55

I mean really.

And the medications thing is a monthly to possibly bi-weekly renewal. Whereas the kill-myself-my-man is just a one time thing.

It's quite a bargain.

post pic 71436677 post pic

just get better drugs dude. street pharma's where its at

please don't tell me it's fucking ritalin or something, better be like those whacked anti-depressants that get worse then better

Far N Dallas
Thank you based beared boy

>gints

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>literally one strike away
>twice

it's like someone made it up but it's real

daily reminder we WILL make the WC and we WILL still win the WS

>delusional Canadians trying to force a rivalry with The Texas Rangers again

*yawn*

Who /ByeWeek/ here?

Dodgers reporting in

>some tejano spic breaking jew boys jaw on live TV did not start a rivalry

how did your team do today /mlb/?

Their season was over way before the A's got to them. It was over when they went like 7-19 in July and were 7 games under .500
The bug thing was fun for a while though
Basically, essentially, fuck yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=i4CJu6AZJcg

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>Texas
Super White, very little minorities

>Canada
More Asians than China, half of the country is refugees at this point

Fuck FRISCO.

Fuck everyone in the National League.

Fuck everyone in the American League.

Fuck all of you.

Our year.

Meme Magic.

Not my post

FOUND THE CHICANX POSTER
latinorebels.com/2015/12/05/the-case-for-latinx-why-intersectionality-is-not-a-choice/

I know this is a joke to you but calling me a Chicano or any of the variants is offensive to my blood and heritage. It's like calling me a ni66er.

Another friday night well spent on the baseball forum typing swear words

actually, thatd be insulting to a ni66er

you're much stupider than them

you WILL literally get beaten for the second NL WC spot by the Pirates, and then get to watch as the Mets blow them the fuck out

The Blow Gays are going walk away completely empty-handed as the window closes behind them.

ill bang your mom as the window closes behind her m8

Jash Dahnalson will hold it open for them

holy shit BTFO

absolutely demolished

texASS will never recover LMAO

FUCKING REKT

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all me t b h

also me

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this is me too

thank you based bearded boy

me

How many days would it take for Texas to vassalize Canada in a war?

Last night was stupidly entertaining.
Let's never do it again.

>tfw no MiLB gf

>Joe Girardi stormed out of last night's press conference

Did the binder tell him to do that?

I've only started following baseball this season and I keep switching between two teams but I switch when one is doing well to the one doing worse to avoid looking like a bandwagoner, am I a faggot or am I just having trouble choosing a team?

>free out every 2nd/3rd inning
>calling the AL baby league
>believing the Cubs won't choke massively in the postseason

this desu

Cardinals taking the next 2 at Nigley and will tie SF for the 2nd WC spot.

The Whitesox are my favorite team regardless, but they're non factor pieces of shit so fuck them, robin, rick, kenny, and jerry.

>pic relevant if you want to approach Guaranteed Rape Field from beyond 4 blocks.

Asshurt Joey Batts fan detected

If your dad/family follows one team, pick them. If not, the one closest geographically to you. That's it, plain and simple.

Asshurt Texass fan detected

But I live in the Hudson Valley and my family's team is the Red Sox

So you can keep a set of Yanks gear and Sox gear like all New England fans

where's your cards hat, faggot?

nice 88 dubs, 1488WP

You take Cred Forums memes way too seriously

>three teams that will fail in November

STL @ CHC thread:
GO Cubs GO

Tonight we move 2 games ahead

not a great post because the sox won't be playing in november and it's very unlikely that the cardinals will (they'll have to make it to world series game six)

Did anyone post the Vin Scully ceremony from last night, last thread?

m.mlb.com/video/topic/8911656/v1184499383/

>living a/the dream since 22 years old

All the way across the country, but I'm feeling this. Dodgers, you had a real gem.

>living a/the
>earnestly feeling anything
>you had a real gem

you're the worst

>not feeling for peppep Vin
>not feeling for a man who grabbed his dream, and spent the majority of his life calling baseball games

Fucking millennials

I'll just choose the mets

Can't wait for the inevitable Red Sox postseason collapse, it's going to amazing

>Bullpen is bulletproof all of September
>Suddenly remember they're the Red Sox during the ALDS
>They cuck Price out of his saved wins

I can realistically see it happen.

>im-buh-lie-ing that this team will give up on Ortiz's last hurrah

Even if the pitching shits the bed, this team will refuse to lose for him.

Also, the bullpen fixed up immediately after Koji came back (and that Robby Scott fella joined).

Those two have made a huge difference. And Kelly too a little bit.

I'll win with the Iron Warriors at some point in November.

>st louis

Well, it's not so much solely the pitching, its that at the moment, every facet is running on full cylinders.
Offense is consistent, starters are doing well and going deep, and relief are keeping it from spilling on the field.
A team can only keep the trifecta up for so long, but desu will be intriguing to see if the Sox can ride this high through the big show.
If I recall you had pretty even matches against the Windians, and at the moment that's where the mettle will be tested. ALDS will be p good.

We're 4-2 against them this year, with most of our games against them coming when our pitching was still a mess. With their recent injuries, I have a good feeling against them.

Honestly, the Tigers scare me the most. The rangers don't freak me, the jays kinda freak me, you guys are a meme right now.

But the Tigers have had our number this year, and I don't want to face them.

Literally the only team in the MLB that really scares me, and the cubs because of their pitching.

I would love a Tigers-Red Sox ALCS, those series are always fantastic

>I have no soul, the post

desu don't think I'd want the tiggers either in a one game playoff. One thing when you have >three Cy Youngs. Another thing when you have one that may actually thrive off the pressure before watching his fiance fuck another man. And that fucking cannon middle lineup. They also came up quickly out of nowhere, while all of us were watching KC and that fucking mantis.
At same time, B-Strong took them to the cleaners after scraping by Billy Busts' team.
Guess we'll see.
Personally hoping for an ALE beak-off this year for the card.

stayed in Michigan this week for work, watched Tigers-Twins series from my hotel room.

Haven't seen Detroit first hand in since earlier this season. They quickly became my pick to represent the AL, I can't put my finger on it, they just have what it takes.

And Verlander is back and born again hard, Jesus he looked great the other night. Yes, I know it's the Twins, but this team is fucking dangerous right now

elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue/strep throat
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
old/fat

you forgot strep throat

>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best pitching depth in the NL and a top 10 offense in the MLB will miss the playoffs this season

>Justin Turner (objectively and statistically a top 5 third baseman, it isn't even debatable)
>Hyun-jin Ryu (best Pitcher in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1.98 ERA, 280 SOs, and a sub 1.000 WHIP)
>Cory Seager (a top 3 shortstop already and going into this season will be fully recovered from causing all those errors in the NLDS (2.9+ dWAR, .290 BA )
>((((Joc Pederson))))(literally a top defensive outfielder that is way better than just a platoon guy .700 OBP)
>Yasiel Puig (top 10 hitter in the NL 35 HRs, .700+ slg,)
>Kike Hernandez (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in baseball, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Adrean Gonalez(one of the fastest and most explosive players in baseball)
>Clayton Kershaw(one of the best post season pitchers)

>Best Bullpen depth in the NL
>Best pitching staff in the MLB
>Best infield in the MLB
>Top 5 total

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Dodgers are losing the NL west this season

The Dodgers WS win drought ends in 2016-2017

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

>>opportunity cost $???
of the rest of your life?
$0

>bullpen day while still chasing Texas

It's there.

Please keep Saya-chan out of your mouth, please.

look again

i think "strep throat" is my favorite one of the year
>tfw it turns out to be season-ending

>JIN7.OS

#DONTLOOKATME

I got tix
Get em TribeBros.

>needing faggot gases to kill yourself.

I would kill myself like the romans did. Draw up a hot bath play some music on my phone and slut my wrist with a 10 cent safety razor blade

Can someone explain the don't look at me meme?

season 2 when?

youtube.com/watch?v=nkCCgI4zEZ0

youtube.com/watch?v=_OhY_7QX4Nc

what sort of bizzaro world shit pasta is this? I wish i had the last 10 seconds of my life back

though we'll clinch a playoff spot tonight if we win and you lose

poor first base coach got knocked down

Literally how does that happen when our opponent is the fucking Arizona DBacks?
Do you really, REALLY need us to lose specifically?

Who would you root for in a Cubs vs >Rags World Series?

Also how badly would the loser be bullied on Cred Forums?

cubes would just get tp 109

rags would be 0-3 and forever shunned

I'd root for Rags because Beltre

Yep, because then we'll be guaranteed at least the 5th best record which is enough for the 2nd wild card spot if we lost every game for the rest of the year.

Oh, Windians~

Windians.

tigers vs. royals

didn't the Rags win like 40 games two years ago?

Cubs. I love the memes but Texas has the worst fanbase

nvm was thinking of the astros

Come on, Royals

You now remember Trevor Story

>implying that such an unlikely scenario wouldn't tear at the very fabric of the space time continuum, causing the entire universe to instantly blink out of existence.

>le always shutdown the Tigers man

I know why Tito is having them learn to bunt

...

I watched Major League again recently. He wants them to win on memes

Mets beat the jints

Doyers beat the nast
Mest beat the cusb

Doyers beat the mest

Arcade league doesn't matter because >arcade league

Doyers win the worlds eries

Wildcards:
Jays > Tigers
Gnats > Metz
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ALDS:
Red socks > Indians
Jays > Dangers

ALCS:
Jays > Red socks

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NLDS:
Gnats > cubz
nats > dodgers

NLCS:
gNATS > NATZ

FINALS:

Jays 3 - 4 Giants

>muh even year

I want that pullover

le swing at curveball man

>Jason Hammel

second half Hammel is straight garbage

youre straight garbage

GOD DAMN

>bringing the 3rd grade bantz

the best kind of bantz

AL:
tigers>blue jays

indians>red sox
rangers>tigers

ranger>indians

NL:
giants>mets

nationals>dodgers
cubs>giants

cubs>nationals

ws: up 3 games to 0, the cubs choke in the 9th inning of game 4 and proceed to lose the next 2 games. in game 7, with 2 outs and 2 strikes in the 9th inning, the >rags bullpen implodes and the cubs score 8 runs, ending the curse and causing the texass rags franchise to be moved to wyoming.

this 2bh

if it ends up being a cubs- rags series, is anyone really a winner?
does it even count?

well when the cubs win, everyone else wins except the rags and the indians who become the new cubs.

1948 isnt as good as 1908
are there even any animal based curses or fun ottoman type memes?

>That Verlander commentary while Ventura is getting BTFO

if the cubs win, will the few remaining white people burn down niggerville?

>few remaining white people
theyre already gone

I'm going to school out of state so I couldn't, but I'd definitely cheer on the people who did.

where the fuck have you been the last few days

>getting BTFO
bases loaded
1 out
0 runs

he needs somewhere to post about his team and assert his identity as a Canadian baseball fan that isn't a Jays fan

let the poor man be. tiggs threads have like 3 posts in them on a good day

>the indians who become the new cubs.
Nice fantasy. If these Indians don't win, Brantley and Gomes are back next year, along with the already hot team and amazing pitching

Upset for no reason

computer screen broke, had to order a new one
>tfw i missed being on here for objectively the best game of the season
kill me

but also the worst one

>a 6 game sample size where the final game was one at-bat away from the season series being 3-3
>implying the Tribe offense and bullpen wasn't a mess at the time, in particular during the series in Boston
Knocking out the Sox is gonna be fun.

I'm rooting for the O's anyway. Hopefully we'll help you out this week vs the Tigers.

Im rooting for KC today
September baseball makes me feel dirty

"I'm rooting for the Jays today", said nobody before September 2015

I'm rooting for the Jays today!

is this because SOLER called out royals fans yesterday?

Nobody cares about you or your tripfaggot RP tulpas

thanks man! go Jays!

How come the Dodgers get a bye week every year?

>detoilet

Are you guys ready for the Killer Sinker™?

Yanks vs. Jays

Detroit should really be up by 10 by now

Yeah, I don't get it. They load the bases and can't get it done against a bunch of rookies that need more time in the minors

paper tigers imho

>it's a "AAA lineup after clinch" episode

comfy af t bh

Why does he just swing for the fences every pitch now?

Bartolo Colon should literally be MVP, Mets aren't anywhere close to the postseason without him

MVP should go to the best player on the world series winner, no one else's performance matters

It's a mystery. Why does Alex Gordon watch strike 3 sail middle middle twice a game? Why does half the lineup swing at any baseball that's thrown at them?

What's for sure is someone's going to pay Eric Hosmer 20 million united states dollars to watch him take home run rips at chin-high heaters

I pray to God it isn't the Royals

JOHN DONT

why would you even consider that when your team is knocking on the playoff door?

Are the Red Sox saving all of their losses for the postseason?

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>john singlehandedly trying to sabotage Papi's final season

And he was having a good month of september by not fucking things up

>the three fans go ape shit over a routine fly ball out
Detroit was a mistake

>post season hopes destroyed
>hurrrr lemme make fun of fans for enjoying the $70 they spent on tickets lol!!!!!
omg u guys are so kewl ;p

Easy partner

>detoilet

>It's a K-Rod episode

...

So THAT'S why he swings for the fences

man i cant fucking WAIT for brad to get fired

fuck you krod you sack of shit

>something happens to the tigs
>they post about it here

why am I the only one that finds this insufferable

go to your gamethread nobody cares

>irrelevant baseball team gets upset
yup, it's canada

what's your team honeypie

REALLY makes you think

I mean jays fans can post about the game here too but we're not starved for attention

Reminder to all third world vassals that this game belongs to the USA and this general belongs to the AL Central

that ain't the nl west puto

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Thank you KC

GG Detoilet

>#Astros P Ken Giles was struck hard on right wrist by a line drive during batting practice and went down. Scary moment.

>#Astros P Ken Giles was struck hard on right wrist by a line drive during batting practice and went down. Scary moment.

>#Astros P Ken Giles was struck hard on right wrist by a line drive during batting practice and went down. Scary moment.

orioles, jays and red sox would win any division other than the nl central

run along now plebs and act like your division is anything compared to the AL Beast, whether in terms of history, greatness, perennial success or literally anything you all suck so much dick its not even funny

Remember that you would have to play in actual ballparks and not in le city park sized dinger meme "baseball" stadiums

>Scary moment.

For who? Were they afraid that he might be all right?

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Who the hell is the guy in that pic? I hate his fat fucking face so much. 10 tendies to the man who brings me his head.

Too obvious, no (You).

Mr. Met has such a punchable face, that's why.

Furthermore, Mr.Met has the same look on his face as he does when watching Wally give his monster to Mrs. Met.

@71454409

not even a phantom (You)?

>the shitty of detoilet

>the aborted ursine fetuses of shitcago

I get it. first you did the hidden (You), where you responded without any linking whatsoever, not even an @, and now you're doing the coveted invisible (You), where the thought is in your mind but you don't actually post anything.

clever but I'm on to (You), you can't hide your appreciation from me

>K-Rod is an elite closer
>The Tigers are for real
>Based Brad

What did they mean by this?

>Wally
Is there even one mascot she hasn't fugged?

>detoilet is so booty flustered it tries to make fun of other cities
lol

Where will you be when the Rangers win the World Series?

...

I assume long dead in the ground

Between the A's, Angels and Padres, who is the least relevant?

you beat off too much with that death grip. Becoming more of a common issue for guys nowadays given our consistent ventures into the world of porn.

exploring the galaxy after being resuscitated from cryogenic freezing for a thousand years

>5 (five [cinco {五}]) runs
>in the 9th
>it was 4-2

Where were you when Detroit's postseason aspirations evaporated?

have fun choking in the postseason

Padres easily

How is a hockey team going to win the World Series?

I assume you're a Blue Jays fan. Have fun losing the Wild Card game, assuming you make it.

That new TV show just bumped them above the Ayys

I don't think it's so much about the grip as it is about the fact that your body and mind is acclimatized to experiencing sexual excitement when you're alone and have a lot of different sexual stimulus available, so when you get in social intimacy with a single girl your body's just like nah this isn't how I'm used to cumming fuck off, then you get nervous and maybe embarassed and it all ends right there

>detoilet is this salty
lol, not a ottoman or even a who fan. Detoilet is such a joke that everyone laughs at you

reddit tier """"""""""""""""""""""banter"""""""""""""""""""""""""

sad

why don't you post some other team's bearded boy because your own team couldn't do shit and got knocked out by CANADA LMAO

Pitch got kinda shitty ratings, doubt it lasts long desu

Which is worse:
A) Starting off hot and collapsing early, taking any real possibility of the post season run off the table by mid August.
B) Commanding the division for most of the year but getting squeezed out of even a wild card spot within the last week of regular season play.

>have some disgustingly obese fat fuck roidhead DH hit for your pitcher because m-muh injuries

B, it's always the late season collapse

The 2016 White Sox or the 2015 Nationals

Shut the fuck up Pajeet Amin Chang.

No matter what happens, at least Texas isn't full of fucking immigrants and minorities like Canada is

Or the 2016 White Sox and 2016 Giants, but yeah

Moneyball is bigger than that show will ever be

>Ninny League insists that the issue of batting is what makes them better
>Has a problem with better batting

Whew

Really? I know way more Padres fans than A's fans

>better batting
>DH + tiny hitter friendly ballparks

Whew

>being so mad you deteriorate into just Cred Forums spouting

back to cuckegg with you, glad you've tuned in for the final month of baseball

Holy shit that dumb Texass got WREKT

No one in fucking Texas even cares about fucking Spicstick, yet we are better at it than you, unathletic fucking Asian piece of shit.

Why don't you come down to Texas and see what Texas hospitality consists of, faggot

Really it depends on what you mean by relevant. Padres get better attendance but the A's are the more successful franchise, both historically and recently.

>No one in fucking Texas even cares about fucking Spicstick
>posting this on /mlb/ and all hot and bothered about his choking franchise
Holy shit you are mad

Why do Blue Jays fans cheer at every fly ball?

>The Ninny League doesn't have hitter friendly ballparks
>in fact has a ballpark that does nothing but make asterisk stats

Whew

>blah blah look at me big tough internet texan

dont EVER reply to my posts again you wily little faggot, I bet you're the kind of guy who goes to friday night lights even though your 5 years out of high school and have no friends, just sit on your fat ass and talk shit to nobody but your autistic little cousin who's the only one unable to reject your intolerable greasy presence, then you go home and get drunk and shoot guns to make yourself feel like you're anything other than a fat, mediocre slob who's hostile nature is the only thing keeping him from taking his beloved shotgun and putting it to it's first good use blowing out the back of your mouth and spine FAGGOT

just TRY and reply to this post you piece of shit, canada OWNS your ass

>LEAF ON THE FLAG
>MILK IN A BAG

>be the best country in the world
>have to be sandwiched between Canada and Mexico (Texas)

Ayyy

>No one in fucking Texas even cares about fucking Spicstick
not even a rags fan but /mlb/ never shuts the fuck up about them

because tons of people at the park are newer fans of the sport i guess

>tfw browsing on phone and sometimes it doesn't show flags

Still easy to tell which posts are Canadian.

Why do Texans keep saying that Texas has barely any minorities?

>Sabathia gives you 7 innings of shutout ball
>can't even give him a single run of support
not taking anything away from Stroman but smdh @ this offense

>yankees suicide prevention feline

everytime they have a game where they score a ton of runs (11 on Wednesday) their bats go cold as ice. about to be shutout for 3 straight games

>cold as ice

youtube.com/watch?v=lMqfWoFjgto

>Yankees have been shutout 3 straight games
I hope they can fix this garbage offense next season.

>stankees

FIRST TIME SINCE 1975 LMAO

probably not. imagine how worse their offense would be if actually played in a home park that isn't really hitter friendly. also this team is going nowhere if they continue being a bottom 3 team with RISP

Gary going MISSING in the clutch hahahahahah

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Next season

As long as we don't sell Archer

>4-2

Indians thread?

White Sox @ Indians

mets phillies

new thread

IT'S

>boreball

No, its because I wanted Detroit to lose
Good job KC!