square cage with larger padded turnbuckles (like a bevel) and its perfect. need those angles brah
Brody Baker
oh and extra round in case of draws like in K1
Angel Bell
what about clavicle, small joint manipulation
Alexander Hughes
If the cage is square why bother making it a cage? Why not just have a ring?
William Gutierrez
Heeminder to trane in the gi at least 3 times a week minimum
Nolan Parker
Ring Ropes are more troublesome than Fencing
Jonathan Harris
ring causes action to stop all the time. get tangled in them, fall out, get too close to the edge while grappling etc. and have to be restarted in the middle. it happened pretty often in pride.
Kayden James
so basically you want the square shape for those nice sharp angles that promote exciting striking exchanges with a fence so the action isn't interrupted.
Chase White
>first for t nig is the welterweight champ we deserve
Evan Roberts
Did Fedor bitch out of the Cro Cop rematch?
Ian Howard
...
Nathan Robinson
Is she eating the seeds? Wtf
Colton Jackson
delet this post right now you goof
Kevin Scott
Lets analyze Fedor's opponents and see if he was really a can crusher >Ricardo Aroma (Never lost even a point in grappling) >Renato Sobral (Strikeforce Light Heavyweight Champion) >Lee Hasdell (Three time British May Thai and Kickboxing Champion) >Semmy Schilt (Four time K1 Grand Prix Winner) >Antonio Nogueira x2 (Pride Heavyweight Champion, UFC Interim Heavyweight Champion) >Mark Coleman x2 (UFC Tournament 10 &11 Winner, UFC Heavyweight Champion, Pride 2000 Grand Prix Winner) >Kevin Randleman (UFC Heavyweight Champion) >Naoyo Ogawa (Seven World Judo Medals, Olympic Silver Medalist) >Mirko Cro Cop (Pride 2006 Grand Prix Winner, K1 2012 Grand Prix Winner) >Mark Hunt (K1 2001 Grand Prix Winner) >Tim Sylvia (Two Time UFC Heavyweight Champion) >Andrei Arlovski (UFC Heavyweight Champion) >Singh Daideep (K1 2009 Grand Prix Winner) >Satoshi Ishii (Olympic 2008 Judo Gold Medal)
Julian James
Who eats watermelon with a fork? Who eats watermelon with the seeds in it? Who eats watermelon in a fucking car?
Paige is such a weirdo, and not in the endearing way
Andrew Johnson
He ducked Brock therefore he is shit.
Asher Ross
...
Connor Russell
Dana gave him a bad deal. Brock would have got squashed
Sebastian King
>Brock would have got squashed
Dylan Brooks
brock would have got squished.
Jackson Robinson
Fedor got heemed by an old man that is now fighting at middleweight you fucking goof.
Jayden Sanchez
none of those things are weird you faggot. what the fuck does a snownigger living in the arctic circle know about fruit.
Matthew Wood
i love cody
Connor Taylor
Brock is a meme
Eli White
Your whole country is a meme.
Elijah Flores
UFC uploaded the first Bisping/Hendo fight, meaning we get to see the KO in much better quality now.
Luke Mitchell
Fedor only had 14 fights?
Aaron Gonzalez
fedor is an old man who would have fought at middleweight if he didn't love his wives' olivier salad so much.
sup /heem/! this is your hourly reminder that tyron tha god has HEEMED muh orc in the first round.
tyron bless
Cameron Ramirez
I mean yeah it sucks that we wont get gooby, but it does actually look like a damn good card
Connor Baker
A super stacked card wiht a joke main event? Yes please.
Luis Butler
>sportsbooks moved Alvarez vs mcgregor from a future prop to a fight @ 205 What did they mean by this?
Alexander Miller
>you now remember ufc 200 was unironically headlines by tate vs nunes
Angel Myers
...
Jack Miller
...
Elijah Cooper
doesn't really mean anything. if they figure enough people want to bet on it being at 205 they will put up a line
the way it was before it would have some terms like "no action if fight doesn't take place by 12/31/16"
this way they can tie it to an actual card even if it's pure speculation
Carter Carter
...
Wyatt Moore
clavicle allowed, small joint not.
Grayson Torres
gonna make a 1080p webm?
Anthony Torres
i think there was a dude in the nfl last week who played like half a game on a broken clavicle
Kayden Nguyen
i'll do it, will see if there's anything else worth making
Aaron Morales
Those are his notable wins
Dylan James
So 14 out of his 36 wins are notable? Thats a lot of cans
Thomas Martin
That was before he got into PRIDE m8. Guys beginning their career and working their way up fight lots of cans.
Brody Allen
bisping was at the height of his heel momentum for this fight
he was conor before conor, but less able to back it up. crazy that he's champ
Jaxon Miller
Hes been my boy since I started watching MMA >TFW your life long journy man boy wins the belt
Jackson Sanchez
Most people will see in this picture one goat and one literally who
What I see in this picture is a dank future timeline where the arrogant gets flying triangled and justice for the 96 prevails
Isaac Brooks
if seeing bisping win the title didnt move you you're no fightfan in my books.
Jack Miller
presser was legend
which is funny because i dont think bisping wanted to needle luke that bad but when he walked in (beer in hand) luke was mid-answer and sounded like he was talking shit
Gabriel Sanders
I'm not saying I could heem every here but I AM saying every here would drop a 30-27 decision to me on the fight pass prelims
Josiah Kelly
justice for the 96 la
this reminds me i had an e-friend from a video game from liverpool who was super passionate about teh 96. tried to get him into mma but he told me was becoming a tranny. stopped talking to me when i said that's fucked up. we gotta stop the jews mane.
Dominic Evans
>TFW your life long journy man boy wins the belt Yeah well my journeyman boy just unretired!
Camden Johnson
oh shit when is fighting? in the ufc still?
Jeremiah Sanders
I think its a little soon to be calling paddy the goat
i gotta do one for the set up of the heem cuz he throws the weakest inside leg kick right before this, and then fakes it here which is why he gets such a monster shot in
Jeremiah Sullivan
>ringcraft t. hack slack wannabe
Zachary Robinson
hendo lands the most ludicrous follow up shots
Joseph Sullivan
He kind of uses the kick to step inside Bispings legs, winds up, plants his lead foot and just uncorks. He has used that trick more then a few times throughout his career.
John Wood
Jeremy Stephens lands some really gnarly Post Heem Punches (PHPs) too
Leo Bell
Ring craft is a boxing term, not a jack slack term you dunce
Aaron Fisher
Prefer the more classical term "ringsmanship"? Me too.
Nolan Reyes
i know im just memeing. but actually i'll bet a lot of mma fans were first introduced to it by slack.
>i prefer 'ring generalship' you filthy prole. Absolutely disgusting I will walk you down and turn you out like a Saturday night streetwalker.
Cooper Roberts
i just never thought to give hendo credit for """cutting off the cage"""
i was a pretty big noob watching it live not understanding how bisping could be so dumb to keep circling into the power hand
Logan Nelson
kek @ yamasaki
Carson Barnes
If you're not flexible enough to pull rubber guard you should Heem yourself
Adrian Howard
fuck me i hate when i fuck up that first frame
Jace Carter
Bisping looks so much better with the beard
Jackson Moore
The first guy jumping up and down True fight fan
Andrew Rogers
here's the real money shot replay
kinda sucks the slow mo is so long hurts the quality
Tyler Collins
that's dan's corner, hendo wears the same shirt as them when they raise his hand
Robert Long
...
Adam Cooper
>205 will be headlined by jj vs kk after tyron pops
Carson Baker
>kisses the hand before the follow up shot
Alexander Wilson
...
Jose Roberts
I'd be okay with that Joanna is one of the more dominant current champs and she deserves a big fight like this
Jacob Stewart
>but actually i'll bet a lot of mma fans were first introduced to it by slack. Not Necessarily a bad thing tho
Wyatt Walker
Looks great when I give it the Right Click -> Video Speed -> 2x for a smooth 60
Charles Baker
Mfw he ends the sea level Cain meme at 207
Christopher Hughes
That's Krzysztof Soszynski
Henry Ward
don't get me wrong, im fine with it
Adam Walker
I just saw my buddy get heem'd by my best friend at work tonight. Tried breaking it apart and saw a irl gnp k.o. but don't know how to feel about it. Part of me wishes i took a vid to show you guys, but part of me feels like i should never talk about it again. Any thoughts or similar situations?
Brandon Reyes
it's not really a compelling matchup though, they are basically feeding KK to her
would love to see joanna meet up with valentina eventually, maybe at a catch weight. going 0-3 against her in muay thai gotta sting
Luke Howard
shit happens
Thomas Brooks
/heem/, how does a punch to the leg feel compared to a leg kick?
you cannot allow your normie friend to think that he is a heem G-d when he doesn't even post here. heem him NOW.
Jace Reed
do we just invade GB after hendo permaheems bisbong?
Kayden Williams
...
Benjamin Rogers
kek
Levi Myers
it looks like hendo forgot his dentures
Grayson Morris
Anyone have the Cerrone combo finish against Story webm?
Dominic Phillips
...
Oliver Cook
Wow, thats dope. Thanks. Unfotunately it was in a tight space. Couldnt do much. Nah bro. He feels horrible about it. Scared the fuck out of him when he saw the blood and the guys eyes glazed. Hes humble as fuck.
Angel Butler
thank you canada
William Rivera
how the fuck did he get stunned from a jab
Brayden Ramirez
is there a version that shows the knee?
Christopher Green
Not sure, this is only other one I have.
Thomas Cruz
fanks m8
Jeremiah Powell
lads im still bummed out about cerrone lawler being scrapped.
gastelum is trash, hendricks would have been a better fight even if he was USADA'd
Gavin Long
...
Ethan Kelly
...
Julian Barnes
youre bummed because gatelum will beat him? lmao
Alexander Bennett
Bummed because Gastelum a boring, win or lose.
Christopher Cox
fake fightfan detected
I bet you find GSP boring aswell
Asher Flores
It's not that Gastelum is boring, it's that cerrone is one of the most entertaining fighters in the world today
Wyatt Mitchell
I didn't say I find Gastelum boring did I? I said Gastelum a boring. There's a difference.
Jose Carter
no, its because cerrones spicy potential is being ruined by shitstelum
Weekends are a social construct. It's 5:11am EST. I hope you are all sober, employed and ready to train. Get after it today heemsters.
Austin White
he has only been boring as of late, not sure if coaching or his opponents are to blame
maybe he fights to his opponent's pace
Liam Martinez
>its a Muay Thai fighter gets absolutely BTFO in an MMA fight episode
Gabriel Adams
Don't talk shit about my girl. But yea, I wish she wouldn't do this.
Jason Morris
>its a brit thinking his opinion matters after getting a fluke champion episode
Daniel Adams
Japanese vnz of UFC Tonight where Kawajiri, Takada and a few other dudes break down the RIZIN fights youtu.be/OOtRwlZvz_E
Hudson Nelson
>super stacked card
Asher Nguyen
how the fuck are we supposed to understand this?
Carson Peterson
get in my guard bro
Brayden Reyes
she should stick to muay thai/kickboxing but i guess there is no money there, as long as her ground game is pretty much non existent this will happen most of they time.
William Foster
idk learn nipponese or someting
Noah Edwards
>greece posting about conor a classic /heem/ post tradition
Bentley Scott
stipe tapped
Levi Clark
>WAKE UP, JOANNA.
Oliver Stewart
>this isnt a stacked card
Lincoln Lewis
champions by June 1st 2017
dc rumble jacare cerrone conor aldo(conor vacates) cruz dj ronda jj
cerrone vs conor main events the july show @170
cap this
Nicholas Cox
Be careful that is some powerful meme magic you're playing with
Brody Reyes
dc guna win heavy weight title is he?
Noah Foster
cap it bud
Henry Myers
I heard Lion Fight fucked her over.
You could see the "oh fuck'' moments in her face. Distressing to watch.
Schilling said fuck doing MMA for a pretty good reason. You're used to doing shit the same way your entire career and then it changes very dynamically. Its just not gonna happen for her. :'(
If she keeps getting rag-dolled by grapplers , its gonna wreck her ego. I don't wanna see that carry over to her other competitions.
At least she knocked the bitch down once.
Nicholas Bailey
in terms of compelling matchups theres maybe two or three there
Robert Miller
literally the only non-meme fight on the main card was velasquez browne
Nicholas Carter
Fight Pass: spicy heems FS1: Boring decisions PPV: 3 boring decisions with some Brock memes and 2 spicy finishes.
Blake Murphy
>tfw Fury is never going to fight again >tfw boxing is all out of memes
Henry Phillips
>meisha vs nunes was meme best fight
Dominic Mitchell
>pulling out of a fight because you're feeling sad what a cuck sport lmao
now France is bullshit, and Norway is the biggest pussy country in the known world, it's actually illegal to spar any martial art in norway, maybe wrestling and bjj would be ok but no striking
Angel Powell
>Norway is the biggest pussy country in the known world, it's actually illegal to spar any martial art in norway I refuse to believe this
Tyler Lopez
Norway[edit] In Norway, sports that involve knock-outs as a means of securing victory or points are illegal, including MMA and boxing.[217][218] Norwegian MMA fighters must therefore travel abroad to compete. The Norwegian MMA Federation (NMMAF) was elected as a full member of the International MMA Federation (IMMAF) on 22 April 2012,[219] representing 49 member gyms across Norway.[220] In 2012 the "Merkekamper" concept was introduced by the NMMAF, with government sanctioning, that enables member MMA gyms to hold events with sparring matches, but governed by strict rules concerning how hard a fighter is permitted to strike.[221][222]
but somehow professional boxing got legal in 2014 with these laws there, I never heard about it but it said it was legal on boxing's page
Levi Diaz
>tfw I can grind any here to a controversial split decision
Colton Hill
m8 I'll have you robbed by the judges before you can say steak and kidney pie
What I will do to you will make what Leonard Garcia did to Korean Zombie look like GSP vs Fitch, sware on me mum
Levi Murphy
and we were laughing at sweden for being cucks
Ethan Clark
gb2r
Jaxon Taylor
I remember a norwegion bro talking in heemspeak and he never mentioned this.
Evan Brooks
Tequisha is gonna get beat up
Colton Cooper
Only if you elect trump and promise to annex Ireland as well
Adrian Mitchell
Gregor Gillespie (7-0), a 4 time All American and a Division 1 National Champion is making his debut tonight.
Brody Jenkins
That was bullshit what she did with her fist.
Hunter Walker
Is Josh Barnett a meme?
Jace Jackson
no
Adrian Turner
His loss to Rothwell confirmed that he is, yes. A shame.
Levi King
Rothwell's style is really made for opponents smaller than him,his stance is really heavy on his rear foot makes it harder for opponents to land a clean shot on his head.
Justin Robinson
>he's not a can if he won in another sport Holy shit can heem be this fucking stupid? Lots of the people on that list were cans or at least too green in MMA. He has legit wins too, don't get me wrong, but the logic here is retarded. K1 / judo / wrestling experience, even top level, does not make you not a can in MMA.
Lucas Peterson
I'm pretty sure she;s actually so bad at judging distance she didn't expect that to happen.
Henry Thomas
Do you know what a tomato can is?
Christopher Gutierrez
>they are basically feeding KK to her Do people not remember the Valerie fight? KK could easily take it to a decision. It's like JJ has been dusting people. Claudia was like a few elbows in the 3rd away from beating her.
Adrian Rodriguez
Do you? Was James Toney a legit opponent because being good at any other sport automatically makes you good at MMA somehow?
Jason Wilson
>I would rape your ass harder then Jonbenet Ramsey
Tyler Morales
His smile and optimism: gone.
Landon Williams
>there are people in this thread who thought Robbie Lawler would beat Conor McGregor
>muh blood orc >he is so brutal haha >5th round Robbie is the GOAT >Lawler has an iron chin >Conor has no chance
fucking goofs
Carson Howard
Being from a karate background and a southpaw would enable me to control you with my jab and aloofness and win a unanimous decision against every here.
Brandon Torres
...
Asher Turner
Lawler is my boy but if he somehow manages to lose to Cowboy, this might actually be a legitimate fight to make. Which is ridiculous.
Brayden Thomas
Should we tell him?
Elijah Hill
Nobody under six foot can beat McGregor.
Anthony Brooks
Aniruddha Sharma50 minutes ago No. Smart enough to realize Robin engages in "talking big" a lot; saying relatively simple and obvious stuff in a way that makes stupid people assume genius-level intelligence where there is none. Read Jack Slack, Lawrence Kenshin and BJJ Scout for real in-depth analysis.
Dylan Anderson
...
Tyler Howard
Joseph Duffy is 5'10". Eat shit abbo.
Josiah Wilson
Lanklets, when will they learn?
Brandon Moore
Shinya Aoki would strangle the life out of goober.
Jace Myers
I meant from now on.
Duffy would also decimate Michael Johnson, by the way.
Owen Scott
What kind of meme are you trying to feed me here?
Oliver Sanchez
>be LEO >doing defensive tactics training >Sergeant to gets in my guard >Decide not to be a test dummy and attempt to fight back >he gets my back and simulates my death
Shits crazy senpai. Getting choked out is scary AF
Elijah Turner
>tfw Dos Buritos pulled out of the fight so Goober couldn't KO him and then go up to KO Lawler as well
what could have been... the memes, the memes would have been timeless
Lucas Hernandez
>implying he could take that left
Aoki is good but he has been fighting lowe end competition for the last 4 or so years, he also got heemed by a cross dressing kickboxer
>Me personally would like to see @tjdillashaw fight @cody_nolove the winner fights @dominickcruz it's simple you both want the belt only one can get the shot (as a fight fan holy shit I'll be watching these fights )
I agree desu. TJ vs Cody in a title eliminator match would be good.
Owen Stewart
Has a footballer ever challenged you a fight /heem/?
Ps I mean NFL
Anthony Garcia
We don't play hand egg here and only middle class kids play rugby.
Leo Stewart
give caraway a shot let him and meisha lose on the same card
Parker Ross
No chance Dom is fighting at msg. there are already three title fights on the card.
if dom accepts this and wins i would become a #cruzmissile for life
Logan Richardson
The Keto Kids return at LHW
Liam Gray
207 or 206
Cameron Carter
>conor has more power than rory (You)
Charles Ramirez
Probably, he could comain under Ronda or DC/Rumble or main event the last fox show of the year. I was just referring to Tate already being booked for 205 so there isn't any way caraway would get a title shot on the same night.
Alexander Brooks
Friendly heeminder that you're beautiful just the way you are
14. Dominick Cruz 15. Dan Hardy 16. Brian Stann 17. Bisping 18. Florian 19. Cormier 20. Tyrone 21. Robin Black
Anthony Stewart
Any girl is a qt when you're a virgin.
Cameron Harris
>Even Juliana Pena refused to sign a contract to fight Shevchenko at 205
Bloody hell, the times are changin'
Henry Long
>/heem/s autism power rankings 1. American sperg - 2. Spain - - 3. Adan - - - - 4. Australian who hates memes - 5. DYEL netherlands - 6. Brit who tries to force pastas - - - 7. Rest of /heem/
--------POWERGAP---------
90000001. Me
Cooper Ward
>UFC gross revenue is $500 million a year >roster of 500 fighters >they all think they should be making 7 figures Lmao it's not surprising that these brain damaged goofs don't understand how a company profits and grows.
Juan Bennett
some of them are barely making 5 figures though.
Jace Bailey
Who's your WMMA waifu?
There's just something about Kallie mayne
Ryan Myers
Thats not true though, you are literally guaranteed five figures if you get a fight in the UFC.
Jeremiah Howard
cyborg gabi and Mackenzie Dern all of them the anti Ronda
Adam Butler
>tfw i want to meme post about the bald PREMIER guy but i dont know his name
Jayden Wright
Alexei Auld. I don't know if he even watches mma tequila.
>Wand looking to get heemd by the same nignog again
Question, how come Krazy Horse is allowed into Japan and Mike Tyson isn't?
Dylan Turner
What are the chances of Silva asking for a title shot and becoming champion again? He is still in shape, and he pretty much ko'd Bisping in their last fight
Jackson Johnson
he almost got dc too
Anthony Johnson
Yakuza calling in favours probably.
>Krazy Horse is 5'5"
James Perry
>i will never sniff her ass
Samuel Edwards
DC, the LHW champion, was actually afraid to trade blows with a 42 years old Anderson Silva how crazy is that
Tyler Peterson
Why are hues always obsessed with asses and human shit?
Jace Russell
anderson didnt even have a camp. i just wish he stops fucking around every fight
Henry Morgan
It's a monkey thing
Henry Jones
he cant, he gives no fucks anymore he is there just for money and memes, Anderson is like a real life memer, but if he somehow managed not to fuck up he could easily beat Bisping, he had plenty of chances, like that front kick
Brody Martinez
tuf rose is the goat mma waifu
Dominic Lopez
Post your face when Bisgoat clips Hendo and after Hendo goes down he does the leaping forearm strike on Hendo.
Brody Ortiz
...
James Wilson
Ryan bader... one day.
Zachary Morales
Joanna should be the headlining bout, He's one of the most exciting fighters and champions the UFC has IMO.
Ryder Roberts
ell oh ell
Dominic Hernandez
>Cruz
Chase Lopez
>rationalizing Pooinloo Jaideep and Ishii
C'mon son, I love Fedor too but this is reaching.
Thomas Clark
>implying anyone is making the argument that 2016 fedor is the goat
Ayden Cook
If I only can book off work for one, should I book off for 204 or 205?
William Foster
>(You)
205 could have some meme prelim shows like 200 so that
John Morris
steroids
Leo Peterson
?
Dylan James
what's your workout routine?
Jose Collins
>The """""Greatest""""" of all >timeThirty-three (33) wins >Of those, only three (3) are big wins, one of them only made big becase the guy kicked his ass (Sonnen) >Brazilian >AND black >Roid cheat >Upkick cheat >Cheap shotted Bisbong and still lost >Seven legged spider >Tapped by literal who chinks early in his career >Holds BJ Penn as the GOAT (pleb) >Used to walk into Pride's ring to child rapist music >Heemed by Weidman after being le madman >Fought so shitty at Abu Dhabi that they didn't have a UFC event in like 5 years >Pretends to have shittier English than he has >Has the most deluded fanbase in all of MMA
Jonathan Campbell
Crying into his keyboard while trying to type "stipe tapped"
Benjamin Morris
is there any mexican fight in the UFC or are all of them """"mexicans""""""" like Cain
Joseph Collins
lol btfo
Hunter Baker
>mexico
Joseph Harris
If he stopped memeing he would still be on top probably. But saying that memeing was why he got famous so it's a catch twenty two I guess.
Nicholas Young
shook
Robert Sullivan
>If he stopped memeing he would still be on top probably.
Where do you people come up with this bullshit? Memeing was half of his game and it only took a guy with longer reach and decent boxing to sleep his ass.
Brayden Collins
>Weedman >Decent boxing
Lad.
Henry Gonzalez
the truth is, Silva is one of the few fighters that people are still going to watch, no matter who he fights and how bad he is right now I can see Silva at UFC 300 and people would still watch it and thats mainly because of his meme style of fighting
Jace Roberts
just looked at the rizin card, apart from Cro Cop it's pretty shitty
Kron Gracie fighting some can as a main event, what a joke
Stipe Jones Bisbong Conor Conor Conor Conor (Diuretics are legalized) A literal who from the TUF season Nunes JJ
Zachary Morris
Jones DC The Chris (Brazilian killer) Wonderboy Alvarez Aldo Dj Nunes [spoiler]Kowalkiewicz[/spoiler]
Eli Garcia
>wonderwoman
Logan Clark
I like the nickname 'Waterboy' more tb h
Tyler Campbell
Who is the next signing in the Rizin bigbitchesweight divsion?
Oliver Gutierrez
Stipe, DC, Cuckold, Maia, Khabib (he will be sitting on that shit until at least 2018 after he chucks Alvarez out of the cage), Aldo, Cruz, DJ, not gonna try on women's
Asher Sanchez
Ugly OP. Too many events.
Robert Cooper
You mean 199.
Mason Sullivan
What time is RIZIN lads?
Jaxon Walker
>op matters
Cameron Moore
I hope you get shot in the back, pig.
Angel Foster
who cares
Eli Jackson
fucking zuffashills i swear
Brody Perry
i would get submitted by everyone here
but there's one thing... i black out before i tap out biatchhh
Hunter Kelly
2 AM
Chase Hughes
remember that elbow weidman landed on mark munoz? savage shit, anyone got a webm
Benjamin Parker
Nice timezone you've got there
Jose Gonzalez
such a little bitch reply.
What did you watch last night? Did you watch Invicta on UFC Fight Pass? I didn't. I watched CES on AXS.
You dont get AXS though, do you? Nah, youre too poor. Little low income bitch.
Know your place, bitch.
Joshua Stewart
Where did that image originally come from? I hate /u/daveAP and I don't like the good name of /heem/ being on the same flier as that nolife faggot.
Benjamin Moore
fuck you asshole, get in my guard right fucking now
Juan Roberts
2 AM EDT, 11 PM PDT, 7 AM BST
Adrian Reyes
>/u/daveAP Literally whom?
Ethan Edwards
What fight are you most hype for right now? For me its Lineker vs Dodson and JJ vs KK
Cameron Hill
I bet you've never seen WIMMA, pleb
Camden Garcia
I want to see Romero run off the cage and superman punch Weidman for 10 minutes before he gases and The Chris wins by GNP
Ethan Reyes
lmao at this triggered white knight faggot
Christopher Cooper
god he is a cunt
Wyatt Martinez
This desu. Fuck Conrad.
Liam Sanchez
DaveAP is a cunt, tranypanda is fucking GOAT though
Grayson Taylor
Why do you people think that you need MMA experience to knock someone with MMA experience out in a street fight?
Anthony Thomas
reddit is down the hall to the left
Hunter Hughes
I bet you wouldnt fight in it though.
Levi Carter
Cred Forums is that way
Carter Perry
>liking conor go to le reddit casual
Brayden Brooks
SECOND GREATEST DAY OF MY """">>LIFE
Daniel Miller
I bet youve never been heemed but believe you me I will be conducting some sweet chin music of your choice
Nathan Nguyen
I dont know about GOAT but he's a legit fight fan and knows a lot.
Mason Roberts
t. butthurt 196ers
Josiah Roberts
>gave chael the best dream of his life for 29 minutes >hue'd him to sleep >confirmed he was not only GOAT but also troll of the year of all years >mexico still hurt
Adam Butler
Who thinks that oshea? Nobody thinks that
Henry Reyes
...
Brody Cook
mouth piece flys out at the speed of light
Ryan Hughes
no really just think conor is a cunt, you'd have to be a kid to find him funny. Any one else just think hes like the childhood bully who never grew up
Carson Price
yeah a lot of fightfans wouldn't step into the cage. it's nothing new
Zachary Baker
>yfw Stipe heems Cain, Werdum, JDS and Ngannou in that order
Christian Johnson
/jojo/
Jason Gutierrez
>Cerrone def. Story via TKO (everything)
Alexander Bailey
>Rizin co main event is waifu fest Welp I'm watching it now
Nicholas Gutierrez
does she have snapchat?
Logan Anderson
This is the deadest /heem/ has been for years Rip MMA
David Sanders
There's nothing to discus, really. And a lot of the nonAmericans are probably catching up on their sleep so they can stay up for the card tonight.
Austin Bailey
No way I'm staying up for this card tbqh
Eli Evans
Post Great White Hopes >Stipe >Wonderboy >Cowboy >Conor >Gus >Cruz
Brody Butler
Didn't you hear me Mixed Martial Arts as a competitive sport, is dead. We have peaked and are on a steady decline, as made blatantly clear by the lack of MMA discussion on this online Himalayan Agriculture forum
>>Used to walk into Pride's ring to child rapist music MJ is fucking awesome you pleb faggot. I should go out and heem a random mariachi in retaliation.
Austin Hughes
You're going to stay up and shitpost and you'll like it I'll fly over there and heem ya stiff, buddeh
I love Cruz's weird brand of autism, dude is a trip. >THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO WIN, THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO WIN
Samuel Carter
Cruz is probably the most analytical fighter ever. And not just comparatively; usually, a "smart" fighter isn't really all that smart by real world standards, because in a sport where you get punched in the face for a living, it's not hard to be the smarted guy around. But Cruz is legitimately intelligent, and has worked that into his fight game.
That's also why Conair is hailed as such a good trash talker, because it's easy to talk circles around a bunch of half-retarded apes.
William Rodriguez
Aldo's chin is too weak. It takes one well placed shot to end the fight. Goobz has a hard time against people that can take a punch. If baby Nate ate all those lefts and kept going, imagine how Nick would do. Nick's chin is better than Nate's.
John Mitchell
me too man he is by far one of the greatest personalities we have not to mention his skills as a fighter
Anthony Smith
Nicks capacity to take a punch exceeds that of what a chin can take The last time he was finished was 2002 and I haven't even seen that fight, besides the doctor stoppage against KJ Memes
Gavin Moore
Tbh the 13 second loss doesnt say anything about the state of his chin. He was lunging forward and supplied most of the force of the punch himself. Werdum did the same thing vs stipe, and still took some good punches from browne, and that was heavyweight. I think if conor fights aldo again, theyll be shocked when there isnt another first round ko
Evan Morales
Dom was chosen as /heem/'s boy long ago.
Isaac Lee
Cyborg is my boy , the way she cut weight is insane, respect
Owen Kelly
Nate got ko'd once and nick twice...but i see what you mean
Leo Reyes
He's wonderful
Nathaniel Collins
While I agree with you to a point, people did say the same thing about Lawler, and numerous others. You rally can't gauge a person's chin based on their past fights.
Landon Hall
Cody will send him into the abyss
Tyler Perez
Why are there so many great fighters who are 5'9? Is it the goat fighter height? McGregor, Matt Hughes, Benson, bj Penn, woodley, big rigs, Alvarez etc. Even fighters like gsp and Dominic Cruz are close to it.
Luis Allen
Gall bless
Joshua Ross
Yeah I think Aldo has a good chance of winning as well but like I said, all it takes is one well placed lucky shot and his legacy will be ruined. Conor's just too big for 145
Nathan Perry
Dom is a faggot.
Jack Lopez
If Nick is anything like what he was last time we saw him, it would be a missmatch. Nick is just massive, the guy dwarfed Frank Shamrock, he really would make Connor look like a midget. He can also knock people out with one punch, unlike his brother.
What could Conor do better than Daley?
Parker Johnson
5'9 is average height. faggots who say 5'10 is average height are WRONG, i say, COMPLETELY WRONG.
...yep i'm 5'9
Adam Barnes
We all saw the Robin Black analysis you dipshit.
Quit acting like you're Dom Cruz, faggot Aussie cunt.
Levi Collins
Unless; >overeem >bigfoot >Aldo
Levi Baker
Nick's the same height as Nate, but he's a better striker
Nicholas Murphy
good afternoon, my fellow cagefighting connoisseurs
are you ready for roy nelson
Lucas Jackson
>tfw havent posted in heem all day
Ethan Martin
Barnett vs Junior dos Santos when?
Adrian Price
Go watch mandrama if you want every fight to be a JUSTBLEED hockey fight, faggot. Cruz/Faber was great, especially if you've watched them fight before.
Josiah Evans
Nick is taller but nate looks taller in almost all the photos
Grayson White
I feel sorry for any fighter than has to share a card with cruz. That guy doesnt draw for shit.
Gabriel Bell
Wiki says they're 1.83 both
Brayden Perez
He's co-main or fox tier
Grayson Lopez
...bisping @ 199?
>Total gate $2,168,675 >Buyrate 320,000
this is bad, right? source: memepedia
Josiah Evans
...
Asher Gray
I have a feeling if Aldo forces conor to lead, Aldo will be able to dodge big punches, or at least get caught at the end of them so he doesnt feel the power of them. Also, if he makes it past the 2nd round, his chances of winning will skyrocket, cause Conor will start to gas and lower his output. Also the power will fade. Aldo is 7-0 in five rounders that go the distance.
William Thomas
domestic abuse qt russian striker
Jose Hernandez
...
Ethan Clark
It's not great. Now imagine if faber/cruz was the main event. Yikes.
Anthony Gomez
...
Luke Sanchez
will a card ever be as good as 199?
Nicholas Clark
he draws me :3
Jayden Hill
WHO HAS THE BEST CHIN IN THE HISTORY OF THE SPORT?
NAME 3 CONTENDERS
Daniel Cooper
...
Charles Jackson
shook
Blake Green
nelson has the best chin, no question
Owen Hughes
Why do people keep acting like aldo got his chin deleted? Frankie landed clean on the chin a few times and Aldo ate them. And before anybody says that doesnt count cause frankie has pillowfists, frankie clean KOd chad.
Blake Green
202 was pretty decent 205 looks like a nice quality memefest
griffin vs shogun card was quite perfect too there are always 2-3 goat cards every year
Michael Sanchez
>Nick is taller than Nate >Nick has better muscles >camera angles
Joshua Cook
Homer Simpson
Hudson Baker
Nelson Hunt Nick
Michael Clark
Frankie has no power Chad has depleted chin
Logan Peterson
>9/25: RIZIN 2 - Gracie vs Tokoro
comfy
Michael Cox
*dabs*
Alexander Kelly
Nate looks huge in that picture
Joshua Wilson
>202 was pretty decent You're joking, right?
202 was the best card of the year if you exclude 199 and we all know why 199 surpasses it.
In 202 you have a main card heemfest and a main event that lives up to the hype with a 25 minute back and forth between Goober and Nate.
"Pretty decent". Nigga.
Nathan Clark
ye him and dem bitch teets
Jose Lee
...
Luis Harris
...
Asher Clark
N8 for sure is up there Condit Chris Lebin
just off the top of my head
Nathan Cook
Nick is the better fighter
Oliver Campbell
>that sweep
I would kill to have one day of wrestling training by Dom
Jonathan Martin
Prime N8
James Perez
keep the spicy rollers coming, senpai
Cooper Evans
>Godofredo Pepe
Levi Martin
Not particularly
Juan Russell
...
Jordan Jackson
Really cool doc. Makes me root for Cyborg.
Nice one, lad
Isaiah Garcia
i'll have to disagree, my man. MMA math says otherwise
Luis Garcia
god afraid of pepe
Joseph Barnes
to be honest I think there's better value in de la torre but how can I not bet on a guy named pepe?
Noah Brown
>there is an alternate universe in which RDA didn't stub his toe and fought Conor
Owen Clark
yeah he is easily taller than nick
>obese yank
yeah
yeah but Nate is a nicer guy
Isaiah Taylor
>high test lad
Cooper Lopez
I kinda want to see TJ vs Garbrandt more then Cruz vs Garbrandt/TJ
Carson Diaz
high test lad killed himself, that's chavcuck
Camden Fisher
How would this fight have gone down? I feel like Conor could have DEC'd him.
Camden Williams
damn straight
Joseph Young
Oh yeah, there's a card tonight
Brandon Mitchell
>mom
Lucas Ramirez
RDA would have got over aggressive and would have walked into that left.
Alexander James
>current year >using high unironically
kek
John Sanders
>JJ vs KK What's got you so excited for that? I like JJ but I'm sort of expecting her to run through KK really
Gavin Phillips
hey
ts is a qt
Isaac Peterson
>yeah but Nate is a nicer guy [citation needed]
I've seen Nick training people at their gym, he seems chill as fuck even giving lessons to absolute newbs
Christian Bell
anyone have the webm of the awkward camera guy sitting next to Vanessa?
Robert James
>[citation needed] don't know what this means lad
And yeah both are great, I just think Nate is nicer
Logan King
conor and usada tag teamed chads chin way before fronk came along bud
Connor Collins
>high test lad confirmed
welcome back m8
Grayson Lopez
A reminder that JJ is cuter than KK
Camden Stewart
I didn't know Kyoji Horiguchi lived like a neet.
Camden Ortiz
...
Andrew Moore
need 3 new threads soon
Carson Carter
I'm not him lad
Bentley Lewis
My boy
Austin Scott
Is this the worst fight card of the year?
Benjamin Mitchell
>Feel like I'm a upper tier casual fight fan >Can bring up fights, fighters and moments most plebs can't even recall >Get hype about Khabib and watch all his fights, highlights and videos >Interviews reveal he's a devout fucking mudslime >My inner Cred Forums gets triggered and I can't root for him anymore
It's alright m8, soon the meme will lose and his undefeated streak will be broken, once that happens you won't even want to cheer for him
Ryder Smith
nate looks taller because hes thinner
Jaxson Garcia
>doesn't see it's a rolling table over an (obviously) King single bed >TV and consoles are on wheels to pull towards bed for maximum comfy You need to work on your comfy NEET friend
Cameron King
renan barao = JUST
Jose Nelson
Yeah I'm not going to watch two metal head just bleed fans break down fights
Brayden Ortiz
The guy who will always be remembered for not being able to beat Jeremy Stephens
Jackson Hall
yeah you have no idea what comfy is, i live in a bed
Christian Brooks
what did he mean by this?
Robert Brown
Yeah it's a nightmare card for casuals
Xavier Thompson
can someone spoonfeed me a good stream site to watch UFC events on that works on mobile?
I always just download torrents but I'd like to watch some one the go. Doesn't need to be the newest and latest event.
Blake Taylor
no that's fucking illegal goof
Michael Wright
UFC fight pass. You're welcome.
Caleb Scott
firstrowsports.eu
i use them for every event because i'm not a millennial
Jonathan Peterson
I gave him that fight actually and regardless it proved that he can hang with top fighters after moving up a weight class.
Xavier Howard
No, do the work yourself lest the ghost of Simo Häyhä haunt you for your lacking efforts.
Xavier Smith
joanna is so hateable
Cameron Ortiz
Check r/mmastreams half an hour or so before an event, they list all the streams there and will tell you whether it works on mobile.
Isaiah White
GO BACK TO THE DZANGLE
Matthew Rogers
get out
Carson Cox
so are u desu
Adam Taylor
>My inner Cred Forums gets triggered and I can't root for him anymore
Ethan Brooks
oh I didn't mean live streams. I meant streaming video like you can stream tv shows or whatever. of past events.
Austin Wright
Fake fightfan pls leave
Jackson Clark
So why is he fighting this guy?
I gave Frankie the Henderson fight but that doesn't make him world champion.
John Parker
New
Thomas Turner
kys
Aaron Foster
Connor is doing a podcast on neo western films. Is there anything this guy can't do?
Benjamin Roberts
>16 POSTS early >Schaub in the op
Lucas Young
This thread doesn't even have 490 posts yet my man.
Carter Morgan
i hope a moderator is around to clean up this trash.
Jaxon Gomez
You say this as if Jeremy Stephens is a bad fighter.
Oliver Nelson
You got something personal against Barao mate? Your post comes off weird.
Noah Price
>jerememe stephens >good
pick one
Oliver Cruz
Schaub bless
Xavier Jones
can you imagine he bangs his gf in that little room
Christian Kelly
>gf
Ian Smith
>not separate fightan and politics
Leave all that behind when the cage door close.
Joshua King
JUST
Brandon Robinson
do you think a truly devout muslim that followed the quran to the T would be a professional mma fighter?