Der Ewige Deutschfußball

>Hansakogge
almost as embarrassing for East Germany as Dresden

hello i am here now

only game worth watching is SGE - Hertha

manchester united - lester
simulcast
arsenal - chelsea

shit song. :(

Post a better one.

>7. Cologne (new)
>Well, well, who's this splitting Bayern and Dortmund in the German standings? Cologne are currently second after taking 10 points from their opening four games. Their most recent win was especially impressive: A 3-1 triumph at Schalke.
espnfc.com/blog/espn-fc-united-blog/68/post/2956691/bayern-munich-leapfrog-real-madrid-to-top-the-power-rankings-and-manchester-city-also-rise

For FUCK'S SAKE can you assholes not just fuck off to /soc/ or somewhere else far far away?

Idk, what kind of music do you like.

rude

*do you like?

>/soc/
>far far away
it's literally right next to Cred Forums

eh?

now: manchester united - leicester
afternoon: mainz - leverkusen
evening: arsenal - chelsea

duh

>afternoon: mainz - leverkusen
but why?

now: Manu : Lester
afternoon: Konferenz for the first half
evening: being at work

I like LORN very much. I'm terrible at genres, sorry.

That's just rude my friend. Nice triple though.

name a better game. hsv - bayern will be interesting for 5 minutes when bayern scored their first goal. plus i bandwagon mainz because of based schmidt

>evening: being at work
are u a prostitute?

No I'm still a Gewürzmischer.

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You might just check out other artist from the Brainfeeder catalog. For example people like youtube.com/watch?v=8QFgN3rZriE
youtube.com/watch?v=z5EmXNcSQ0I
youtube.com/watch?v=FnpB_jBIrr8

>beating >schalke
>impressive

I'm happy for them, but come on. It's just Gelsenkacken.

I won't be watching any games today since I am in a train.
I might be able to come home in time for the Sportschau.

yes

SUPER BAYERN SUPER BAYERN
HEY HEY
SUPER BAYERN SUPER BAYERN
HEY

kys

dazn commentators are shit

pogba scored

Ripnieri

DAZN worth it?

too bad these fuckers bought the la liga rights
Laola1tv was pretty good

yes

If I would say

"Bremen will go down 100%"

would it be a correct statement?

>lesta

no, it depends on their next coach

only 70% of the time

Schalke bros, will we get a win this week?

they might get a point against Hoffenheim

Really depends on how well the attack plays, because the Hoffenheim attack is definitely better than the Schalke defense.

How would you fix >schalke?

no they wont

Hoffenheim drew all their matches in this season

play more defensive football

literally unfixable
Just dissolve the entire thing

you are biased

>71440864
>71
lel

no

Nein

Horrible games today. Probably going to watch Mainz - Leverkusen or Eintracht - Hertha.

why don't you watch the simulcast

30 mins lads, 30 mins.

Better start preparing your snack and or meal. Mine is cooking soon.

Ehmmm...Bayern - HSV is going to be a good watch. It's the Dino afterall.

WILLST DU HAMBURG OBEN SEHN'
MUSST DU DIE TABELLE DREHN'

>still watching bayern games

>watching football

>being an anime autist

another matchday, another easy Bayern win

this league shouldn't exist, not a single good team besides Bayern

nobody cares about that shit, kid, you're the reason we're on autosage

>madily

>browses 4chin
>complains about animu autism
baka

go away, fake kyouko

>Bayern - HSV is going to be a good watch
wake me up when it might end in double digits, otherwise no thanks.

>Kyouko !FCB/LIg7Hs
>you're the reason we're on autosage

...

expecting a 0-7 tbqfh

>fake
rofl

hey newfag, please leave :)

KEK

FCB
FCB

this

>fake Kyouko samefagging again

im kyuoko

youtube.com/watch?v=TjIPzyVlK60

when pop was great

i thought his name was pep

>tfw you can't shitpost as Kyouko anymore because your new ISP doesn't let you change IP as easy the previous one
>tfw you have to watch this guy get all the (you)s
:( fucks sake

Goodbye. I'm going to spend some time outside. Probably the last day of the year that feels somewhat like summer :( and I have to work later

boooooooooo

HHAHHA TIME FOR

>HSV

youtube.com/watch?v=vIrFpeEudLQ

:'( goodbye summer
youtube.com/watch?v=5amJ03syFFs

le ebin emily posting is the worst gimmick in the history of bundes.

your face is the worst gimmick

fuck summer, this stupid nigger season.

Neinholds bots are better than this. Truly pathetic.

Sanches choking already, why did we buy this kid again?

>HSV defense
My fucking sides

you probably doubted Kimmich too, right?

this refballing already topkek

you're pathetic

>7min played
>still not scored against hsv
truly slothful

youtube.com/watch?v=5EerWFd_cjE

Nah I was a huge kimmich fan from the get go. Just look at Sanches body language, absolutely scared of anything.

his tackle was good

hello, where are the goals? :DDDDDDDDD

shit league desu senpai

Penalty

not really. the last matchdays had three goals per match

Konferenz stream plz

In the topspiel

what are your sechserpack bets?

pathetic diving by HSHITV

it's a team against Bayern plays at 150% episode again

>LELERKUSEN

lewandowski did it even worse before

>not naming the pic "kloppler effect"

CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH

>you

>you

>you

> tor in mainz

the fuck is going on there

>Renato Sanches
wow, it's fucking nothing

???

NUR DIE SGE NUR DIE SGE NUR DIE SGE NUR DIE SGE NUR DIE SGE NUR DIE SGE NUR DIE SGE NUR DIE SGE NUR DIE SGE NUR DIE SGE NUR DIE SGE NUR DIE SGE NUR DIE SGE NUR DIE SGE NUR DIE SGE NUR DIE SGE NUR DIE SGE NUR DIE SGE

Can you please remove this from my Cred Forums page?

Where have all the Mexican/Chicano posters gone?

What did I miss?

fuck you desu

that should be a 8 match ban for Wood

AXEL EIMER FUSSBALLGOTT AXEL EIMER FUSSBALLGOTT AXEL EIMER FUSSBALLGOTT AXEL EIMER FUSSBALLGOTT AXEL EIMER FUSSBALLGOTT AXEL EIMER FUSSBALLGOTT AXEL EIMER FUSSBALLGOTT AXEL EIMER FUSSBALLGOTT AXEL EIMER FUSSBALLGOTT AXEL EIMER FUSSBALLGOTT AXEL EIMER FUSSBALLGOTT AXEL EIMER FUSSBALLGOTT

Pretty boring first half depoo

uhm what? its even warmer tomorrow and the whole next week is warm af

which match are you watching?

Be quiet please

Finally a ref who calls Darmstadt out for their bullshit.

All of them

uhm not where I live.

goodbye I'm off to work

Let's post cuties to overcome the half time.

Have fun

3/10

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Pic related, it's a 2/10 in Ukraine.

I think she's pretty qt OP don't listen to this guy

work hard

Aaaaaand we're back!

Thanks my American friend. Please enjoy the second half.

Yeah sure but you are also lonely, desperate and kind of a shitty person to be fair

Kp mein freund
Is she your gf?

nice kitchen

No need to be so rude user

Eintracht - Hertha seems exciting according to the livescore.

where is denmark?

She does music. You might like it:

youtube.com/watch?v=l17KFEXVTdQ

who cares

he was the main reason why the general was so bad, be glad he's gone

>hummels is ded
:( Let's hope it's not a long term injury

One might think that with the whole Ukraine crisis a couple of qts came to Germany in the past two years.
Maybe they have and I don't see them because I don't go out.

Who's getting fired first?

Labbadia or Schmidt?

Leberbecken 3 - 0 Hull Stadt

>he

Hmm music is okay but I didn't know she was so degenerate

he no longer plays for the team I support so its no concern to me

One dude literally wanted to sell me his sister if he could come visit for 6 months

>Maybe they have and I don't see them because I don't go out.

Well, no shit Sherlock. Maybe some of them are even into /Bundes/.

I told u sge - Hertha is best game today

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>Bayern
Also Kloppo will probably go into the CL-spots region after this Spieltag.

>didn't know she was so degenerate
How so? What is degenerate about her? Her style?

And? Did you do it?

How did Bayern not score yet against Hamburg

No

pisses me off so much that most streamers are still so fucking incompetent in this day and age

bayern a shit

>will anyone score?

I don't like rap that much, but not condeming your interest m8

Augsburg scored

hope ingolshit get relegated this season

well great

>Adler injuring his teammate

why

just spahic being clever m8

i don't like them

Slavs are disgusting

Oh man, please let Shitty Swansea game end in a draw.

>this absolute madman tier defending from hsv

Fun match to be honest

can we keep this /bundes/ related?
ty

>shitfurt

Dat Ribery freekick

Hertha are strong. Dardai is great.

>shitfart*

couple of former /bundes/ people in Man City right now

CHEECH

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH

Lads, what happened to webm bro?

Is he died?

...

My ballsweat smells like ham

If you mean me I'm watching Liverpool, sorry

>vedo with 2 goals and an assist against frankfurt

Wtf I love hertha now

Oh, that's you in the other thread.

Good job.

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>Ribery chimping out again
kek

Every time.

>another shitpost
W O W its fucking nothing

seriously, ewe guise
come on

>not getting sent off again

he seems to be angery a lot

based hertha

has nothing to do with Islam

What did he do this time?

Why is he such a degenerate? Is it because he's hanging out with other degenerates like Boateng and Alaba?

He's such a monkey.

>Lelbadia

AAADDDLLLEERRRRR!!!!!!!

We should just kill Ribery

based adler

Fucking Adler god damnit he's having a great game

Bayern dropping some serious spaghetti right now

This :3

Eh maybe a little but I think it has more to do with Hamburg's defensive performance and Adler

yellow

even Kimmichs fouls are good, goddammit this kid is something else

what did adler do this time

Spaghetti also rhymes with Ancelotti

Made some crucial saves

no

KIMMICH!!!!

nice

ugh

>hamburg

one job

FUUCCKKKKK!

Dusel

FUCK I JUST WANTED TO POST ABOUT THE FUßBALL MAFIA

FUCK OFF

post more Ukrainian hotties

I feel pretty bad for Hamburg. They did deliver a good fight tobh

>HIV

Oh yes . Poor bruno though

Should've brought Ze Roberto back from the ded

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disgusting, hertha

hat trick

coming up

check m8

CHICHARITOOORR

>Lelsugga

>Lasagne fucking it up

What else is new?

KEK

KARMA
A
R
M
A

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Honestly thank god Bayern scored.

I'd rather watch Bayern win in 90 minutes than have to the obligatory 20 minutes of extra time they get if they're drawing/losing

>lasagne choking up and botching that last header instead of letting based adler score

streamable.com/ufoq
Kimmich will win us the 2018 WC where we will overtake Brazil as the greatest football nation on earth.

>extra time
>Bundesliga

what a spieltag you guys, dramas and turnarounds and qts in a /bundes/ who isn't on autosage mode

...

ya boy cheech with the hat trick

why has the bundesliga become so predictable and boring?

>normal German
I wish man, they all tried to be thin in my Jahrgang

How lewd

by extra time I mean injury time

jesus christ..... c-can you post more?

>injury time
>Bundesliga

FUCK MANCHESTER CITY FUCK PEP FUCK AGÜERO FUCK ARABIAN SHEIKS

NUMBERS
U
M
B
E
R
S

three last minute goals fucked my sechserpack up

you are just a bitter shareholder

imgur.com/a/joEdE

yooo

of course hamburgo conceded

and it was yet another cheap play goal

maybe
imgur.com/a/JUvHn

disgusting fatty

needs black cock desu senpai, pink asshole too pure imho

>Chichadios scored a hattrick
>no Mexican shitposting itt
huuuuuuuuuh???

disgusting bitchface desu

chicha chicha ra ra ra
hurra hurrah si!

Why can't they just start sitting in their fucking seats?

Why do they always have to go through half the stadium first?

It's so damn stupid.

>bundes
>attracting foreign interest
huh???!

her asshole is pretty stretched mate.... so I highly doubt any kind of "purity" is left in this whore
She prolly had more threesomes with blacks than you ate Stullen in your life

the fuck she's browsing Cred Forums and is into fantasy books, what a girl

>Not wanting a T H I C C qt like that
Horrible taste

chicanos and mexicans posted in /bundes/ last year

it isn't last year anymore

>being a chubby chaser
gross

low test

>she's browsing Cred Forums
just like Kenny Hotz

Joy from Sweden. Google it, there's also a video.

green trash Derby in 45 minutes

can't wait for doppelpass tomorrow

Based Norge

You mean Bohndesliga on monday.

/autosage/ when?

no autosage during game day

Dopa best life.

time for Sportschau

time for arsenal - chelsea

>that goal
lol

>LELSKI

LEL

Why is nobody even watching

I am, but posting on twitter instead

watching what?

That is not good
The game

which one?

SV Meppen vs TuS Lemgo

never heard of it

So are really unfunny. You need to work on that if you want a girlfriend.

özil!

INVISIBLE MAN SCORED A GOAL

IS THIS EVEN ALOUD

never hear of so either. who are they?

Finish for you

?

It's the Finish word for "you" no stop playing dumb you really can't afford it.

not gonna reply to you anymore

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

youtu.be/tRifPiuew1k?t=2m14s

HAHAHAHAHA

?

>Werder

TIME TO PRESS DA BUTTON

www.tomnash.eu/gomez-button.html

hehehehehe
>Bremen owngoal
>Gomez celebrating as if he scored

delete this

are you webm britbro?

why did you stop posting webms?

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>wolfsburg

more like sheepburg amiright

>wolfsburg

MÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖP MÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖP

kek

>wolfsburg

Can't win even with opponent help

AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES

>wolfsburg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

DIETER HECKING RAUS!

WÄRDAAAAAA

>mfw it's winter now
>it's cold
>it's dark
>it's depressing

>mfw post
>doesn't post a face

>dieter shitking

>20 °C
>cold

wtf are you talking about?

it's been 23°C here today

FISCHKÖPPE

I got a real job. I still do them, just not as much as before.

>Wolfsburg

what's your job?

how much do you earn and what's your working hours?

Why did Hecking even survive the last season?

beat RM once

vw don't care about wolfsburg anymore

test

>GOLFSBURG
LELELELELELELELELELELELLELEELELELELELELELELELELELELELLEELELELELELELELE

>Schalke bottom of the league
>