Man Utd vs Leicester City match thread 1

MUFC: De Gea, Valencia, Smalling, Bailly, Blind, Pogba, Herrera, Rashford, Mata, Lingard, Ibrahimovic

Subs: Romero, Fosu-Mensah, Rojo, Carrick, Fellaini, Young, Rooney

LCFC: Zieler, Simpson, Huth, Morgan, Fuchs, Mahrez, Drinkwater, Amartey, Albrighton, Slimani, Vardy

Subs: Hamer, Hernandez, King, Schlupp, Okazaki, Gray, Ulloa

Other urls found in this thread:

transfermarkt.co.uk/wayne-rooney/profil/spieler/3332
m.youtube.com/watch?v=yommBu-FwEU
navixsport.com/sport.php?id=2142
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>de gay

*dabs*

>ROONEY DROPPED
OH MY GOD

ROONEY

D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>Rooney dropped

my body is ready

>rppmey

Man Utd 1-3 Leicester
Rashford - Slimani, Mahrez, Drinkwater

>mikitaryan not even in subs

Will the Leicester CFs drop into midfield when Man Utd have the ball?

>No Rooney

W-we might actually win lads.

That's because he's injured

>rooney benched
I knew he'd do it eventually lads mou is the clubs saviour

injured

Utd will lose anyway, then everyone will blame mouyes for dropping Rooney despite all clamouring for him to do it and you all know it

Injured m8

>Luke Shaw not even on the bench

Is this overrated fucker's career finally over?

>mahrez running at blind

Is it Valencia or Balenthia?

he's injured

RIP Rooney

Rooney BTFO by Jose. Rooney not quick enough.

>le gets beat at his near post man
>le actually a winger man
>le can't stop grabbing shirts man
>le mistimes jumps man
>le not a leftback man
>le black andros townsend man
>le run around with pashun but do nothing effective man
>le lucky kid man
>mata
>le white dabbing man
>le literally can't move jew man

>Rooney and Fellaini dropped
Oh shit Mourinho might have learned his less-
>Pogba still in a midfield 2
>Lingard starting
>mfw

How do you even begin to understand this United line-up?

I take it Blind is at LB but where is Rashford playing? Left wing? Right win? CAM? Or is Mata in CAM? Or is Pogba in CAM? Wait so we're going to have a midfielder pairing of Herrera and Pogba, neither of which are particularly defensive?

------------------ De Gea
Valencia - Smalling - Bailly - Blind
-------- Herrera --------- Pogba
Rashford ------- Mata ------- Lingard
----------------- Ibrahimovic

Mourinho on dropping Rooney

“I knew the question would come, but I think the question should be that we have two young English players in the starting line-up. Lingard and Rashford are quick, the game is going to be intense and fast; we need fast players around Zlatan today. The last thing I want to do as a manager is hurt players or create negative situations - in a normal country with a normal media I would say, ‘23 players, lost of matches to play, fresh people, we have another match on Thursday’. It is just a normal decision.”

He's from South America so it's definitely not "th". Balencia or Valencia depending on the speaker 2bh

>drop rooney
>still play pogba DM

Has Mouyes actually lost it?

>not rating Lingard

Lol.

Great post

Am I the only one who feels that whoever wins this will go on to win the league?

>Le Martial not even on the bench comment

>He's injured response

>Carrick in bench

Lingard is literally shite mate.

>tfw being happy with the lineup usually means we end up losing

Old man played 90 mins 3 days ago, surprised he can even walk.

>United unironically spent £31m on meempiss depoo

>Go for a piss
>Come back
>Game hasn't even started

Guys seriously, what the fuck happened?

>no rooney

manure wins

No way you're losing this one, it's only Leicester.

>ander herrera
>le spicy ryan mason

It's way too attacking, we need a Schneiderlin, Fellaini or Schweinsteiger in that midfield.

>"Where's he going to go and play?"
>"States?"

Rooney getting SAVAGED.

>Martial and Shaw
>90m
>36+29
>the city of Gary Neville

>Rojo continues to be employed as a professional football player

>Blind vs Mahrez
>Pooba vs Drinky

>Gary Neville getting all pissy because his mate has been dropped

>drinky

cringe every time i read this 2bh

>no roomey
>imlying manure wont play even worse without him

where's schmeichel?

THE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT

Retired years ago

Switch Rashford and Lingard.

>no carrick
it's like he never learns

>bloodzion not working
re

Rooney isnt in the top 100 players in the league now and Mou isnt in the top 10 managers in the league.

man utd have spent an awful amount of money and their line up looks average

Rooney dropped for the first time since he was a baby

>De Gea
>Valencia, le decent man, le lose headers man, le blind man
>Herrera, le cant play as #6 man
>l'intgard no pace man, le doesn't matter anymore man, le fifa career mode
>Ibrahimovic

this is the most expensive football team in the history of the sport

Reminder that David De Gea is a pimp and human trafficker.

KEK

What about all these people who said Rooney had it in his contract that he had to play every game? Where are they now?

that United midfield is gonna get ripped to shreds

the front 3 cost a grand total of zero

Why? Leicester have two defensive midfielders.

Kek

>human trafficker.
Lol, traffic. Beep, beep!

he's Spanish, it runs through his Moorish veins to sell white women as sex slaves

>he doesn't rate the pauder herregba double pivot

top heh

>4-2-3-1
>the front three

thanks m8

>leaves out Rooney
>still doesn't play 4-3-3

CAM ON LESTAH

CAM ON LESTAH

CAM ON LESTAH

xD

inb4 rooney comes on and scores the winner off his arse and starts the next 20 games

don't be thick

This, mou is literally retarded at this point.

>needs to play 4-2-3-1
>have Schneiderlin, one of the best 6's in the league
>doesn't even have him on the bench

would love too see Rooney start, cause I want Mnu lose

...

>It's a lets wank over Marcus Rashford episode

Hope someone Roy Keane's him 2bh

4-2-3-1 is all he knows. He can't reinvent himself at this point

He might be done at his point

>Looney dropped
Wew

What if:
>Manure is leading
>Mouyes subs Looney in
>Manure ends up losing

Then we all get laid.

>Man U playing 4-2-4-0
wew

How United fans are treating a club legend like Rooney is bang out of order.

That'll be the nail in the coffin

>tfw no more debuts for him to score in this season

just have to wait for his CL debut next season

I'd like to nail you in a coffin my friend.

United needs Pulisic so badly.

>ManUtd playing 1-3-1-1-2-1-1
Mouyes is finished

>They voted in Corbyn again

>"effle cup"

what the fuck broadcaster

4-2-3-1 is good against 4-4-2. If Man Utd play 4-3-3, the two CFs will drop onto the DM.

>"For me, the best central midfielder in this club is still Michael Carrick"

L O L
O
L

>buying more dortmund memes

never again

Who are we selling him to next season?

>"Pogba is great physically. His problem, though, is that he's got a nigger brain"
--Souness

Fucking hell, Graeme.

>his CL debut next season
where's he headed?

>rooney dropped
wtf I love manure now!

...

t. Tory nonce

I dont get it, why wasn't Rooney dropped like 2 years ago. Is he that untouchable in England? Also do ppl even like him on the national team. I feel like hes been a dead weight for years

I feel sorry for Rooney.

>Englands best player over the last 20 years despite not performing in the big tournaments
>Most important player for United in the last dozen years

Now everyone hates him even his own fans.

>gray getting banned in 2016 for some bantz he did in 2012

Literally what? Also how the fuck are you going to BAN someone for posting fucking tweets. I'm so done with this fucking bullshit, fuck off social """""justice""""" no one likes you.

based souness always telling it how it is
probably privately celebrates as well

>be paid 300k/w
>start declining after 28
deserves it desu

>mfw

mainly due to LVGs obsession with "the captchin mush alwaysh play" philosophy

Aye. Mou has lost it. He's stuck on his 4-2-3-1 Inter system.

Liverpool fans hate him because he did a bunch of interviews with The Sun when he was managing abroad.

*unsheaves katana*

You need one of those two to run the midfield in a 4-2-3-1. Plus, Leicester's midfielders are defensive.

>effle
I rate Effie

>"I like a lot about man united, if they got rid of all their paki fans theyd be a top 5 club in the world for me"

Jesus Christ how did souness get hired when he says stuff like this?

United are shit lol

>all the Einsteins in this thread

>look it up
>it's real
What the fuck?

>braces
KEK what a nerd

who Cred Forums here?

>no pooney

absolute legend

He's been playing that system for 14 years, he doesn't know how to coach any other way.

gonna go grab a poo and shower

weebs not allowed

>"Desailly is a lazy, useless nigger"
- Graeme Souness
Truly a disgusting individual.

>"He's the most expensive player in the world; Rooney has been dropped so he has a lot of pressure on him today to perform. You can bet that every time he gets on the ball, Jamie Vardy will be chasing down that sambo"

Fucking hell. Someone take the microphone away from Souness.

he has the facial features of a fucking wood elf in Oblivion

Here

absolutely not true

Can't wait for mouyes to kill himself lads

He has got to have the most punchable face in the league. And thats saying A LOT.

>That flag
>This opinion
Why don't you go have a shower you smelly cunt.

Cred ForumsBManure reporting in.

Omg these labour cucks sucking up to rapeuges

Is Bloodzeed going to deliberately avoid showing this game as well

Why has he been such a cunt lately

>He has got to have the most punchable face in the league
You wouldn't get near him to punch him in the face m8. You should pick someone slow and weak

mouyes cant into midfield shape. that 2

He's right though. Mou has played a 433 and 442 diamond in the past.

>tfw you will never impregnate Effie

he's always been a cunt

>#Pogba returned to Turin to show gratitude to #Juve personnel, from staff to his teammates & the company

>Can't imagine Mourinho/MUFC would be happy their underperforming €100m investment flew to Turin after Friday training & before today's game!

JUST

what do you expect from a Yids fan?

never understood the hype 2bh

>Mouyes
>7 out of 23 Premier league games won including last season

Jesus christ united, what have you done

United will win 4-1 to shut you ABU cunts up.

This is the turning point.

she's a qt

>3
>YEAR
>CONTRACT

>the sun

dropped

Better evacuate Old Trafford again.

Islam is gonna bomb their back 4

She has great hips

A CUTE

Graham Souness is the worst pundit. I can't believe he is on tv.

mate of mine fingered her outside a club in bristol

I'm sick of every news outlet acting as if Leicester are battling relegation.

they aren't going to win shit until pogba is played in a midfield with proper support

The Sun is the best newspaper.

>being demoted to ball boy

JUST

>Souness will never be your dad

feels bad man

fuck off Murdoch shill

> Brown shoes
> Black belt

Learn how to dress you ponce

>still balls in the bag

HE'S EVEN BAD AT THAT

He looks Indian.

matching belt and shoes is an extremely bad meme

...

How good is this guy?

But it is.

>m-m-m-muh 96

Fuck off

Tell me more, was she bald?

>pogba in a midfield 2

dis gon be good

This
Fucking plebs

He has a 2:1 goal to game ratio in the league

>le literally can't move jew man

top post my man.

nah she's standard

Nice, is you mate a bit of a chad or just chrasmatic

>Rooney dropped

He actually did it, the absolute mad man

Kek

"What are these?"

That pic gets me every time. What was he thinking.

is that john terry

That is Steve himself.

What happened to Mourinho hating Mata and his career being over?

I haven't watched him play yet but does he get booed whenever he's on the ball? Would be sad desu

>pooney dropped
leicester needs to win to cause major havok in manure

...

>"Jose's biggest problem in the short-term is assembling a balanced team that gets the best out of his best players. The biggest problem he faces in the long term, just like the rest of us, ... is the kikes"

Jesus christ, Graeme.

Surely none of you memesters unironically believe Lingard should be starting over Rooney, right?

proof you're thick as pigshit lad

>still being a man u customer in 2016

Sad!

it was just a dumb meme, mourinho has played him lots of times this season

he was thinking he was gonna pull

kek

Hello Manures
'member me?

Corbyn yes

>le footy haircut

HOW

>all these multicultural kids

How progressive Manchester

>mascot names on shirts

ah yes another 5k each

They'll tell you rooney cant play on the wing even though he is twice the winger Lingard is

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>WE WUZ DIVERSITY AND SHITE

Cant believe Mouyes has that petulant 'its all gone to shit and it's everyone else's fault' look this early in the season

CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN

LABOUR IS KILL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>The last thing I want to do as a manager is hurt players or create negative situations
>Needlessly shits on Schewni

CONTRIVED

INCREASED MANDATE

U MAD Cred ForumsSHITS

>pooney benched

we back boys

>mata wearing 'daniela'

I'd believe it, honestly

get your apologies in lads, we're winning da league for da lifelongs once more

Come one Pogba, do it for Jorge

>yanited players wearing their mascots' names on their shirts
dropped

>Reading The Sun means your thick

Good logic, retard.

1,3,4

>Chevrolet logo bigger than the man utd logo

Justify this

Why do Brits call children "mascots"? I find that offensive

did anyone see if Pogba's got a new fresh trim 100?

>Daley Blind is again sporting the Johnny-Depp-in-Black-Mass look

>Blind vs Mahrez
Really make me ponder

Why not to play 2 strikers?

I'm gay.

,

>t. thicko

6 Man Utd youth players on the pitch today

it literally does

This isnt Serie A

>smelling the shirts

>smelling the shirts

Fucking gook kids.

>That little girl smelling matas shirt

LMAO

who /ABU/ here

>mascot kids smelling the shirts
fucking filthy

>playing lingard ever again

AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHHH

we know

Lol 1 white kid out of all those ManU mascots.

> Wearing 2 shirts

Is this a new meme?

>Drinkwater

Still can never get passed that name, 2bh

>Balding
>Tie your hair back to let everyone know

Why do baldlets do this?

He looks nothing like Vardy.

t. lachlan murdoch

What's with the weird name at the shirts?

here

>not wanting a sniff of mata's shirt

Is rooney being shit a meme?

transfermarkt.co.uk/wayne-rooney/profil/spieler/3332

1 goal and 2 assists in 5 prem games.

He's dipped a bit but the way the media and casuals talk he is the problem for everything wrong with United at the moment.

fucking dirty SEA animals

He is more direct and pacey than Rooney.

Just as bad on the ball though, no first touch, no passing ability and inconsistent as hell

DAB ALERT
DAB ALERT
DAB ALERT

PLEASE TELL ME YOU SAW IT TOO LADS

LEL

WHO ELSE SPOTTED THAT THIRSTY ASIAN GRILL SNIFFING THE JERSEY

Anyone know where Musa is?

Schlupp was poor on Tuesday

thicc

I'm actually more worried that he's dropped Rooney

\o/ Ibrahimovic \o/

>All those chinks smelling the shirts

Can't we just fucking bomb Asia? Horrible, horrible place.

oh god

SAD!

that goal was a free header against bournemouth, it was in one of his worst performances

missed it lad. has he dabbed already the absolute madman?

Why did you have to make this such a high res image? I have a 500mb data cap and this just wasn't needed, just annoying

Yes blindly looking at stats and not his horrendous performances is a great argument.

he plays defence

Go back to reading The Times.

she was about 9 you utter nonce

>Rooney role
What did they mean by this?

It's just a coincidence senpai ;)

fuck good goal

It was Mata's to be fair, I know I would.

Give Leicester your power

\o/

Why didn't United hire Ranieri instead?

nice of Man U to offer Angelina's family some distraction at this difficult time

mashallah brothers

>12.30 not 12.45

What

POST YFW VARDY DOES A TRIPLE

>POST YFW VARDY DOES A TRIPLE

POST YFW VARDY DOES A TRIPLE

>POST YFW VARDY DOES A TRIPLE

Please .... I only read the FT

should have been offside though

He did some kind of mini dab with Lindab

Who #inbedwithabrew ?

Comfy as fuck

Dunno he apparently arrived to lester before the start of the season but he hasn't appeared yet

disgusting

What time is it over there?

>t. thicko

>being this casual

>Get criticised for forcing Rooney into the starting lineup every match
>Dismiss criticism by mockingly calling people "Einsteins"
>Follow their advice anyway and drop Rooney

The amount of secondhand embarrassment I've felt on behalf on Mourinho these past couple of seasons is astounding

wear the fox, lads

>go back to reading Murdoch's other newspaper
are you thick

we had a 12pm kickoff v watford

bored of these early kickoffs desu

mouyes with 2 popped collars

Stay mad.

come on lesta!

...

Stay thicko

...

Who /einstein/ here?

>bloodzeed is a minute behind

Where is Kante?

thoughts?

did valencia just cross with his left foot?

>english football
>good

here you go lad

Bloodzeed is shit

I haven't watched much premier league football yet this season
has fosu mensah played yet? I noticed he was selected as a substitute

Yeah and it wasn't that bad
>Valencia is better than Rooney even using his left foot
JUST

>Lingard

Oh god, lads, give me strength.

I know you're just joking but I appreciate you asking because I literally have a 12gb data cap, will probably be down to 1gb after streaming this game

>only playing two players with high brand recognition

the customers wont like that, mouyes is getting desperate

>Jose dropped rooney before bog sim

Is this the darkest timeline?

What if United are even worse without Rooney and Fellaini?

Underrated player, always seemed to run out of gas at the end though.

stfu you little clogg cunt

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

> CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

> CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND

made his first appearance in the league cup at RB against northampton

almost scored but was absolute garbage in the defending for northamptons penalty

>Scotland, Wales, Gold Deposit Bitch football
>Good

>ibra

>memeovic

Bought Viaplay for this shit, 50$ a month
lets go Zlatte

416005a60f4f62ff5a0b5643f825d938698999d3

kek

well that's too bad
that's >dutch defending for you
that's a bit rude lad

he played in the cup on wednesday and looked ok but he hasnt played apart from that I dont think

I L O V E Z L A T A N

CMON LESTA

\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

>Pogba

Who is the hottest Swedish blonde woman?

acestream always fucks with my connection

>calls islam a poacher

wowow what a fucking racist

Too ambitious, did well in Poland and Austria but he just couldn't do it on a snowy night in Moscow.

>Pogba

Fucking lel he's genuinely shite. Did juventus contract Daniel levy for the negotiations?

This match will end 1-0 to Manchester United Football Club (Est. 1878)

Lol Mike Dean has obviously been bribed for this. Probs had a nice chat with Fergie beforehand

homo

Impossible

Get your apologies in early, ABUs

>An Italian buying someone called Salami

P O T T E R Y

check the digits of this postage

Man Utd 1 - 3 Leicester City FT

Its weird seeing united change managers so often

>Ibrashford

Rooney is whirl class

underated post

Leicester look so shaky, United got this

Zlatan is just a shit John Carew

wtf rooney has been dropped?! I'm going to call customer support and ask to talk with the manager

>Focus the public
>Full of chinks

>Manchester United, Arsenal both win
>Leicester, Chelsea both win

One of these things is happening Cred Forums

Blue or Red?

Oh look, no rooney and all of a sudden united look more fluid, who would have guessed

kek speaks the truth

Stream Arena

pogba is so fucking awful how is this even possible

Poonited looking rattled now

It's only a matter of time

I miss based Carew

>58

ITS HAPPENING

MOUNICH BASTARDS GOIN DOWN

More like Rashferrari

>tumblr

Carew is just a shit Peter Crouch.

Who Cred ForumsBU here

only if by fluid you mean liquid shit trickling down mouyes leg

Who's that dying on the runway?

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA 10/10

But Crouch has always been shit.

>tumblr
Go there.

dont know.. Posting a fairly attractive friend of mine. she's aight

le look good with good players against shit Serie A teams exaggerating every pass, shot and dribble you do to look skillful man

nice edge

More like Rashford Pinto

>MOUNICH

...

>Albrighton

Reminder that Leicester winning the Premier League with Sunday league tactics permanently damaged the leagues already diminished reputation.

MY SIDES I CANT BREATH

What did he mean by this?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=yommBu-FwEU

>that creature
>fairly attractive

jesus fuck mate she's a troll

I miss based albrighton

Lingard is so fucking shit

Dropping Rooney was a mistake.

And you've got your answer on how good Carew was :^)

Leicester, Draw

drink that water, Danny

man the united is awful

ree

Confidence affects everything. He looks like Zidane when he is playing well but like Joe Hart at the atm

How badly is Europe's reputation going to be damaged when they win the championsl eagle?

Is my boy poogba playing?

Yeah you're right and it's really affecting the record overseas tv deals and merchandising sales.

Retard. EPL is still the top league in the world even if the quality is lower than Spain now.

>hit my kilojoule limit for today
>still hungry

Fuck off, customer. Football existed before 1992

No. No it wasn't.

lobster city heheheehe

That's a man, baby.

How many years before United win the league again?

3?
10?
80?

wow

ManU plays like shit.

I never thought I'd see that day that Leicester have a stronger bench than man u

BAHAHAHAHHA MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT

Still the best league in the world.

>counting kilojoules
>not counting calories

> Just like Leicester your city is blue

Thought both cities were brown tbqh

>tfw your club will never win it 20 times
Why even live?

Imagine spending hundreds of millions and players like Lingard and Rashford regularly start for you

What is he, a fucking woman who can't control her emotions?

>He looks like Zidane when he is playing well
Have you ever seen Pogba? or this is just b8?

My god we are shite

L O L

She's cute.

>muh history

>lip print on the camera lens
>character has no lips
>it's an animation and there is no camera

Oh right Mahrez is playing.... he's been invisible

Post crumpets

Pretty much the same thing.

Says the customer, you fucking autist

MUH VIEWS
MUH TV DEAL

huth wtf was that

>big game huth

>huth

What is 'Chevrolet Starting XI' ?

thats a boi

>HOOF

> Letting Huth shoot

Why is this allowed?

lestah is playing much better than last year tbqh

>customers

bring Okazaki in you pizza manager

You fucking got me then, I actually googled it

No, that's what not having autism is like user

Bleep bloop

>Hoof

>Leicester make a chance
>booing rings out at Old Trafford

lmao customers

>jabba the huth

>hoof

I just found it a lot easier because so much more of the world uses calories

That defending is atrocious

:3

10/10

Before the match let's look back on some of José's greatest accomplishments:

1. First manager to play Eto'o at right back
2. First manager to have 2 world record breaking signings but fail to win the champions league with them
3. Cast out Kevin DeBruyne because he wasn't running around like a retarded chicken on the wing like he demanded
4. First manager to get blown the fuck out by his own physio
5. First manager to alienate his club's greatest servant because they didn't obey him unquestionably
6. Sold Romelu lukaku for pennies without inserting a buyback clause
7. Wasted the David Luiz money on a one season wonder like matic
8. Turned Nigeria's most promising attacking midfielder into a boring, useless defensive midfielder
9. Begged for a Ruined Kaka then whined about how he wasn't good enough
10. First manager to give Real Madrid's #10 shirt to an invisible meme
11. Turned Ronaldo from an all around dominant force of nature into a petulant tapin babby that can't perform without the rest of the team spoonfeeding him
12. Almost ruined luka modric
13. Turned an impressionably young, highly creative attacking midfield into the modern day run around and do nothing player we see today, Oscar
14. Ruined Eden Hazard
15. Almost chased away all the goat youth at Chelsea
16. Already ruined Martial and soon Rashford
17. Convinced his club to spend 1 trillion double dollars on a dabbing Leroy Fer
19. First manager to gouge a cancer patient's eyes and get away with it
20. trusted Thibaut Courtois to not be a rat after he betrayed DeBruyne and got rid of Cech instead
21. demanded Cuadrado only to bench him completely
22. insisted on a washed up Branislav Ivanovic instead of playing the best defensive left back in football, Filipe Luis
23. was still deluded enough to start the club's albatross of a captain, Wayne Rooney

welcome to the post-fergie era

It's not.

R A R E
A
R
E

How do I get hair like Zlatan

>Poogba
>Poobrahimovic

Vardy would win the Ballon Door if he played for PSG or Juventus 2bh

Jesus, these threads are 90% memes now.

>tfw not a customer

Based feel

>352 specialist in a 1 team league

>Man U fans quiet as fuck

Fuck get behind your team, hate quiet home fans at the beginning of a match

>can't out run huth

Aussie food packets use kilojoules

TOP kek

>manure win 3 games against relegation candidates

>WE'RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE LA

>lose against man city, feyenoord, and hull

>MOU OUT

How contrived

>somehow we lost 10% of our meme game

fuck sake step it up lads

Pogba is literal dogshit.

meme team vs meme team
what did you expect lmao

We bought the best players from the Italian and French leagues and we are still shite

under rated comment

huff
ftfy

You must be new to football.

>Italian and French leagues

There's your problem

is David de Gea the whitest spaniard that ever was?

You're up against the champions, lad.

>de gay

What happened to Paul Pogba? When did he become so shit? I remember him playing better than this as a United youth player

they're customers mate, what do you expect

Manure fans please apologise and spare yourselves the embarrassment of believing you would win:

iniesta m8

>wog leagues
>frog leagues

iniesta

LEL

Should have copied city and bought from the Spanish and German leagues

>Mancrosster United

really makes me think

I B R A H I M O V I C

>not buying from the league of the current world champion
You brought it upon yourself 2bh

>pogba actually completes a pass
>rapturous applause

RIP Leicester meme

>ABUS BTFO

SMALLINGGGGGG

BANG BANG NIGGA

>BEING ABU

LMFAO

fuck

SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING SMALLING

Good point forgot about iniesta

Any stream links?

RIP LESTER

for fuck sake

I had a great post ready to go and now I can't post it

He's a meme

(You)

FUCKING KEK

>A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S >A B U S

HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH

Fucking APOLOGIZE

>tfw you realise that your stream is behind

MIKE

>Leshit

lol

JE

> Huth in charge of jumping

Lestah, please

Awful football, almost unwatchable

Only four defenders around Smalling, good job lester

>take Rooney off corners
>immediately score

H M M M M M M M

that corner looked like it curved out the touchline

Imagine Rooney taking that corner

>getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
>getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
>getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
>getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
>getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
>getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
>getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
>getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
>getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
>getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
>getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
>getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
>getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
>getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
>getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED
getting beaten by FUCKING LELCHESTER UNITED

>wear the fox wear the blue we will come through

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

post it anyway

get a dream box

>drop rooney
>score from the first corner

DAD?

YES!

Chris Smalling is the best center back in England la

>Rooney off corners (and the pitch)
>Score from a corner

Makes you think.

When does this "sport" become entertaining?

I'M GUESSING WE'RE BACK I'M GUESSING WE'RE BACK I'M GUESSING WE'RE BACK I'M GUESSING WE'RE BACK I'M GUESSING WE'RE BACK I'M GUESSING WE'RE BACK I'M GUESSING WE'RE BACK I'M GUESSING WE'RE BACK I'M GUESSING WE'RE BACK I'M GUESSING WE'RE BACK I'M GUESSING WE'RE BACK I'M GUESSING WE'RE BACK I'M GUESSING WE'RE BACK I'M GUESSING WE'RE BACK I'M GUESSING WE'RE BACK I'M GUESSING WE'RE BACK

fuck this shit

You deserve a star for that. Well done, chap.

ABUs on suicide watch!


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W-what was Huth doing?

>Ibra

fanny

>already chatting shit

oyy

Feeling great m8?

I read a stat that it had been several years since united scored from a rooney corner

Sports where the team who plays worse still wins are not real sports.

Nah

Leicester fans will inspire their team to keep going rather than booing them like the United customers would.

Vardy'll get a brace in the second half to get all 3 points.

German league is a fucking joke
only shitters play there

Leicester have a serious defending problem. Every goal they have conceded has been utter shit

i hate poogba tbbh

this kills the fox

utd score a lot of headers these days

Rest of premier league shaking in their boots. United are back!

Blind > Rooney

Kek

hokki faggot?
ahahjahahahah

when liverpool are playing later

WE FOUND HIM!

F

>united match
it won't

apologize

customer satisfaction at 12 month high

navixsport.com/sport.php?id=2142 520p

stream that is on time

I hope the national team can build on this anti rooney momentum

>rashford

TRASHFORD

>LASHFORD

>Gashford

new

That's what happens when you put your faith in some unproven shit young meme striker

Rashchevrolet, General Motors paid good money for their sponsorship

...

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>RASHFORD

>rashford

Woooooooooooooow

>Trashford

>Gashford

LMAO

>RASHFORD

>RASHFORD

>rashford

>trashford

Rashferrari at it again

RASHFERRARI

>rashshit

>shitford

Fucking hell rashy

trashford

...

>Rashford

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Thanks for your comment mate. It really helped me understand the game.

rashferrari is a thing, promise

Okay, the city of me. Alright well how about this:

THE CITY OF THE CITY OF ((((((YOU))))) EARLY EDITION.

>Zlatan and Rooney didn't even teach him how to do a bicycle kick properly

that was nice

Should have scored that class pass

I can't stand how much United dick is being sucked by these commentators

>rooney gets benched
>united look good all of a sudden

P O T T E R Y
O
T
T
E
R
Y

herera shud dab

are we watching the same game m8?

I meant good as in comparison to the past week

>play well
>get praised by commentary

???

Pogba actually looks good

>Trashford

nice goal

3 goals 3 corners

...

Absolute damage control.

(You)