Man Utd vs Leicester City match thread 4

4-1

Smalling, Mata, Rashford, Pogba
Gray

>de gay

Lads

>de gay

First for 4-5 loss to Leicester

>de goy

can i get some (you)'s?

alrigh'?

>de gay

Did they sub in Rooney? Why did man unt slowdown?

>you now remember Anthony Martial

Does Mou hate him or something?

Muh dick wouldn't suffice. Kill me

Fat legs 5/10

*dabs*

no hes just shit

Is the commentator drunk or why is he telling me to drink water?

COME ON LEICESTER

@71441485

No

Injured m8

Lester have handed some piss goals to Utd and missed glorious chances themselves

I hope you customers don't think Utd is "back" on a result like this

> Muh dick

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Only one French ape can be in the field at any given time

>german "humour"

Watching Schlupp play is fucking infuriating

BREH

reported

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

re:71441511

rude

wow..

uhhhhh

Blind MOTM?

gray pls stop

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moron

> a part-time dentist

Thank fuck it's only Carrick coming on. Eat shit Rooney.

slimani is a fucking piece of shit

Him or Mata

>carricks hairline

Lucky bastard

> You'll never win League One

BANTER KINGS

Why do Goalkeepers always wear long sleeves?
I want to buy a goalkeeper shirt but they're ugly because of the sleeves..what do

>not mata

fuck off

thx lads

>de Gay

gray la

Buy one, leave at tailor and tell them to fix it. Easy

>actually balding

I thought this was only a meme

@71438121

Fuck you for posting something like that.

Gray >>>> Mahrez

>carricks hairline
Whats wrong with it? looks fine for a handsome 21 year old

>full time incendiary bombing

>win 4-1
>nobody singing,even the away fans are louder

Nice 'support' you got there manure, hope those customers enjoy their day out and their prawn sandwiches didn't get cold.

*BRRRRWPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

Fucking this.

that was his point lad

AND WIIIIIIIN

Not me personally but I'm still young

For him to have a glorious hairline at his age is quite lucky most men recede a it by then

Her name is Thick Snow

is mou fucking rui faria?

his hairline is extremely good for his age

>Win the first half
>Lose the second half

draw confirmed

will rainieri lose the locker room by subbing vardy and mahrez? they won him the league last season

4-5 INCOMING

Was he, dare I say it, a bargain?

>"I've never stood in the Stretford end" the post

TIME TO ROONEY

oh shit

FUCK OFF ROONEY YOU FAT WANKER CUNT STICK SHIT

holy shit, pooney is going in

Gray is bretty gud lads

BRING BACK FOX HUNTING

what did you mean by this?

vardee didnt do shit in the first half

could do without the fake ass, 2bh
they never look good

the sound of his tiny dick trying to fill out a big hole

> Subbing players who were utter shit

No not really. Gray looks really good, Mahrez can fuck off desu

Resting for the Champions League game against Porto

alrite karl?

pooney gonna score two.
one poonalty

rppney

neither did slimani

autism

got tickets for my first Old Trafford game in a month

paid 95 pounds for home seats vs burnley, think there's a few small fees too

good purchase?

>boos

What the fuck is this meme? He's an old footballer not an old human being. Carrick is in his prime-years right now and he's balding.

he surely can't fuck this up in 7 minutes right?

rooney on
5-4 confirmed

rppney in

Cheeky £50 on rooney next goal scorer

Ewwww, get these chubbies out of here

dubs for 4-5

that actually makes sense

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SHOT ON TARGET FROM THE ROO BOY

fair enough

>rppmey

are you twelve irl?

>pny

POO KNEE

need anything else today sir?

i hate australians

Was from Leicester fans

all me

Were they just chanting "He's just the black Danny Drinkwater"?

Have memes gone too far?

>that rooney first touch

gf just sent me this, wat do

>pppmme

Here it comes, the final straw to break rppneys back

I thought it was 'fat granny shagger' in reference to wayne

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>this triggers the Ireland

praise kek

redpill me on thus game

is dropping rooney the reason for uniteds seemingly great performance?
has it even been a great performance or just shoddy defending from leicester?
are united and pogba, dare i say it, back?

Dump her

No, I'm only twelve on the internet ;)

Club shops literally stock both long and short sleeve goalkeeper shirts

I have a couple

Yeah, he's good at dribbling, but other than today he's had absolutely no end product.

Tell her to post fresh memes in the future

>nobody wants to pass the ball to Rppney to ensure he stays benched

the heroes we need

go back to rebbit

Send her your rarest pepe

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Are we, dare I say, back?

3 goals from corners (shit defending)
not an amazing performance

3 of 4 goals is from corner which Rooney usually take

>that complete dogshit run by poogba and the equally shit pass from poohimovich

It's all just shit

Is she, dare I say, black?

say this:

Well memed fair maiden but this is about a 5/10 on the dank meme scale,If you want to be a true memer i suggest you home your craft of memery before you try and meme me again , for if not i fear i may need to meme all over you me lady.. and it wouldnt be a pretty sight

>pogba motm
what the actual fuck lel

Liverpool beat a full strength Leicester side 4-1 with their B team

SLIIMMAAANNNIIIIIIII

ALLAHU AKBAR

Mata played a lot better than Rooney in the same position
Herrera gave Pogba more freedom
United played well for around 20-30 minutes in the first half rest has been a bit pedestrian. Leicester where poor defensively after the first goal until the 2nd half

fedora/10

no, or she wouldn't be attractive

looks black yes

Ibra has been shit 2bh

mixed, probably

Should have cashed in on Vardy and Mahrez when they had the chance

>"*slow claps*
>*steps out of the shadows*
>Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards..."

Just had a rattata jump out of 2 pokeballs, a great ball and an ultra ball

such a scripted piece of shit game

can can mix my cum with her snot if she wants

Been good deep setting up plays

Poor in front of goal though

Seriously? Memes are literally taking over this entire league

POST MATCH THREAD

>pogba actually makes some passes
>absolutely incredible, man of the match

>mata and blind involved in the goals
>lol nah

Really poor infront of goal, should have scored atleast 1 with the volley. But he wins a lot of hoofballs, attracts attention of Huth and Morgan etc.

Soon as Rooney comes on, Utd go back to shit play

Is he, dare I say, shit?

Goals off corners are dignified like hoofball counters led by le loyal fag-smoking pacey red bull man, so this is 1-1 in my mind.

nothing better than damage control from away fans after getting BTFO

>w-we support our local team!!
>y-you're support is sh-shit!

shittiest champions since Chelsea last year

who /yellowfever/ here?

What you on about? Everyone agrees that mata and Blind are MOTM's

I think, dare I say, he is.

>le fancy chip pass to no one man

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> Netherlands

Fuck off mong, your ""country"" is known for only degeneracy.

sky commentator gave it to nigba

Where were you when United started buying results because they're too shit to actually win?

so fucking rude

what kind of manchild still plays video games

that'll do lads

lol United are shit. They lost the second half.

would you ejaculate inside of her Cred Forums?

I do

he has been awful for a long time

>Mou sucks on his finger

What did he mean by this?

> Won the second half

easy, give us our top 4 finish

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probably not, asians moans turn me off tbqh

Butthurt gippo cunt HAHAHAHAA

LIVERPO
O
L

Every orifice

>What did he mean by this?

new

>gook

obviously not dumb abbo

>asian

Disgusting. Get that nasty chink/gook shit outta here.

Why is she sweating?

asians need to be removed from the earth so no

>Abu's saltiness is delicious

you're just mad because we get qt asians as immigrants and not nigs and pakis

He was biting his nails.

What kind of manchild still browses on Cred Forums?

that's not true at all, we're also known for windmills and clogs

nothing degenerate about that

I really can't stand dancing nigger celebrations. they should be banned!

gg wow lol

All dem soko girls end up as pros. Do you you tip well ausbro?

>mad because we get hot thicc Arabs/Iranians and yurobabes and not filthy chinkshits

Ok mate. Ok.

if Juan Mata was named John Miter that fantastic move and goal would be played on repeat for days on end on Sky

we have a load of chinese. prefer the mulattos

Alright time to get out of bed lads.

--------------- De Gea
Valencia - Bailly - Blind - Shaw
-------- Pogba --- Herrera
Mkhitaryan - Mata - Rashford
------------- Ibrahimovic

This should be the team from now on imo

Kill yourself

get a load of this Einstein

[note-writing intensifies]

the thicc Arabs/Iranians are off limits. The men rape your kids tho so maybe that counts idk
of course

don't reply to me ever again

>it's another weaboo basement dwelling whiteboi obsessing over frass azn girls

Hang yourself m8

t. weeb cunt

dump your anime folder, loser

do people unironically rate Trashford?

HEIL HITLER

>Souness on suicide watch

name?

I don't understand the focus on Rooney.

He wasn't there and they still played like shit and lost against Feyenord.

He's gonna win the World Cup for us la'

>Mou
>use mata as CAM for any length of time

He sold him from Lelsea because he couldn't trust him as CAM why would he use him for United?

he literally played there today

t. Zhang Chong

99% of gooks are vile, including you

post your slit eyes mate

I seriously doubt he'll play more than a handful of matches as CAM this year.

Because Rppmey is a jackass and Afroman and lel let's use Pogba as a CAM.

>the thicc Arabs/Iranians are off limits.

Stay jealous m8

Pogba is still shit.

>that flag

Sure Einstein

The Sky pundits are STILL covering for Rooney

Lingard is good if no-one thinks it. Understands his role extremely well.

I'd put Smalling in there over Blind if the team is playing against two forwards.

Gary Neville literally saying rooney is finished haha

My name is Louis van Gaal and I'm 100% positive I would be more successful than Mourinho.

Lol wat?

Walcot Walcot