>Swansea
See next post
>City
Bravo, Sagna, Otamendi, Stones, Kolarov, Fernandinho, Gundogan, Silva (C), De Bruyne, Sterling, Aguero
Caballero, Zabaleta, Sane, Navas, Iheanacho, Fernando, Clichy
Aguero is back.
Will this be Pep and City's 10th straight win this season and maintain the 100% record?
City the only team in the league that haven't dropped a single point so far.
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silva also back btw, full strength team
swansea is in for a beating
Are there any ducks or geese in Swansea? Or is the waterfowl diversity nonexistent?
finally someone asks the real questions
who else /eternalbluemoon/ here?
Hopefully KdB is playing central instead of on the wing. Wanted Garcia to make the bench, meh.
still mad at pep for not taking Kompany off sooner
according to the formations I've seen he is playing central and silva and sterling are on the wings
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>didnt triple captain aguero
shit
FUCK YOU CITY WORST CLUB
This Manchester theme doesn't need a meme-burst
*team
Swansea still utterly incompetent in front of the goal I see
>City two wins off of breaking a record from the 19th century
Be kinda sad to see that history surpassed
I jinxed it, sorry lads
EXPOSED
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HOLY SHIT NO ONE CAN ACTUALLY STOP THEM
EPL IS ALREADY CLOSED
KEK
>Sagna
Bravo will suffer a lot this season, City doesnt have good defenders
Awful organisation at the back
Swansea's pitch looks wet as fuck lol
>poop
what a shit manager
Chill Chile
>slipgna
PHONECALL FOR AHMED
>shitty winning anything
>stones will never keep a clean sheet
Fucks sake may as well transfer him out
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shitty can't even keep a clean sheet what a terrible team
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FUCKING PEP EXPOSED AT LAST
THANK YOU BASED SWANS, PRIDE OF ENGLAND
City don't need cleansheets what a great team
clean sheets are for virgins
what is this
>FUCKING PEP EXPOSED AT LAST
City still haven't been behind in a game, let's at least wait until then
what a diving faggot this otamendi is
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Why does Sagna start in the universe where Zabaleta exists?
DUtchbro's phone, he needed that extended batteri and batterylife
pep seems to choose his defenders with a dartboard tbph
>Letting Llorente score
EXPOSED
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Bought Antonio instead of him.
Poop gets exposed TODAY
Comfort levels?
I've got the match on sky Republic of Ireland
Sizzling salsa doritos and a quad quadpot of dip
7/10 until we score two more
Someone tell what's happened, how did Swanshit score?
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>WOULDN'T TRADE HIM FOR MESSI
AHAHAHHA
just finished a box of winegum candy, got Kings of Leon on the background, lounging famalama
Sagna slipped and Llorente hit a great strike
Came from a previous swansea attack, City were on the backfoot and didn't get their shape back in time
>Sterlel
Get this. City are paying $1.80 so I put $500 on them, thinking that it would be easy money. Now they are playing badly and will probably lose.
How in the fuck does this always happen to me when I have a bet.
Llorente's doing more against City than Ibra lol
Thank you, really don't want this the first match City lose
Citeh still gonna win this easily lads
A box of winegums?
You have steel in your belly mate. I'm in awe
where's dutchbro? I bet he's watching the game with atleast 2 q8's. jealous desu
I don't know whether to blame Gundogan or Sterling for that
it was a really small box tho, my stomach is actually fucked up with lyme's disease and I cheated today
>belgium talking about small boxes
>City are paying $1.80
'no'
So edgy coming from Criminal Island
Phonecall
They were at the start of the week when I put the bet on.
I had to look up what Lymes disease does then close page because I have had all the same symptoms at one point or another
>It's a Swansea is happy with a draw episode
City needs to get their shit together
for me it makes me tired and shuts down my limbs after 15 minutes activity, no more video games for me, I miss Azeroth
>de lel
Kev's having a relatively awful game
>poop
I'm at a bogan ass wedding, how are City playing? Is it possession without threat or are they trying to break down a Swansea bus?
We're not interested in discussing your scat fetishes m8
Neither it's a a back and worth game and city aren't finishing
It's attack counter counter attack stuff
yep not a fun sight
it's more like the bus is driving forward AND HOLY SHIT DID WE JUST GET A RED? oh god it's a yellow, phew
H E F T Y C L A T T E R
>1 clean sheet from 7 games in england
this is what exposed looks like. he kept clean sheets every week in the bundeslelga
>card for dissent
>no card for attempted murder
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whats the stars for?
For being based
>w-w-when I said exposed I-I meant no clean sheets
I smell danger for Swansea
Billions spent
>DE BRUYNE
WHY YOU FUCK
One for every time I fucked you're mum last nite
Hmm City being push back.
>Sterlel costed 50 million pounds
Why doesn't Poop just played Sane?
Sane looked poor against them on Wednesday, will likely sub him on at some point
>if poop doesn't win today he will have a worse record than city did this time last year
JUST
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any sane person would do that
>you're
FUckin hell, english is your first language.
YOUR MOTHER, you fucking lardass
heeee
proper shit half by city, hope we get some subs famalama
Das It Sane
It was intentional lad, maybe that lack of perception explains why you didn't notice what was going on last night.
>Silva gets booked
This sheep shagging ref
>Gundogan
They can't finish for shit, Pep must be fuming
>No lito
>costed
It's this meme again
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even if you're trying to make up for your illiteracy, i wouldn't even notice if you shagged my mom, since I unlike you, don't live in my moms basement
LGTSS
>poop
>tfw kinda want city to lose so I can banter dutch city bro but at the same time don't want liverpool to get too close to the top of the league lest slip memes become obsolete
also who increasingly worried that this might finally be their year?
senpaitachi
costed and payed showing up more and more what the fuck
number of fans before oil money
tbf they are chelsea and west hams best players
You're a european, why are you even trying to use the basement meme
They don't exist unless you live in a pre-war building.
And I'm sorry your parents don't love you enough to speak every weekend lad
Proxies are a thing
>even
*Even
>i wouldn't
*I wouldn't
>mom
FOY
>since I unlike you,
since I, unlike you,
>moms
mum's
BORK! BORK! BORK!
NANASHI NO STOONES
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Practically every Swansea player was in their own box ffs
Where did Fritzl keep his family again? Basement? Here in Sweden, basements exist everywhere.
English isn't my first language m8, I'm excused
imagine being a swede right now, about as inbred as the dirtiest sandmoslem and borking all day long
bork bork bork bork
is the boom bust cycle right on schedule lads?
pretty based beeing swedish desu
I'm just happy that shit talking spaniard isn't here cause KDB's having a stinker
acestream lads?
He really should've scored, can't believe he missed that chance REEE desu
>lest slip memes become obsolete
they never will be.. slippard is gone.. he never won the league
>De Bruyne losing another ball with no pressure
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I suppose
goddammit I'm fucking jinxing everything today
I have 1 in Spanish
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>De Bruyne in charge of controlling the ball
>this meme keeping
He and City was playing fine when Silva was gone fucker
>Stones' positioning
>De Bruyne in charge of shooting
>playing GK as a 9
brave
Why are British people obsessed with swans
wayne routledge is making kolarov look like 190cm playing football
Ahh, so this incredible run ends after 5 games, 4 of which were against the bottom 4 as of yesterday.
Very very impressive.
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who missed that clear fucking chance there, off with his head etc
Ain't no duck lake
It was blocked you dipper
>Stershit
what the fuck is wrong with him?
>Sterlel
AYY
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i come in here to a ton of pep EXPOSED posts then i turn to the game and see swansea defending for their lives lol
>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel>Sterlel
Which City player do you despise the most lads? For me it's the hipster cunt, Otamendi
I fucking hate you so much you fucking shit spaniard
Playing against a a team that likes space and pace, defend deep, win.
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it's a tie between girly run Sterling and nothing run Navas
this "incredible run" spans 9 games over the epl, efl and ucl
5 minutes ago City was having huge trouble to get the ball past Swansea's attackers marking line.
Yaya "WE WUZ KANGS" Toure
I think trying to play Silva, KDB and Gundam together is the issue.
None of them is a wide player
hey guess who got us a penalty guys, it's the belgian, get fucked spain
NO ERA
just
WHAT?
ERA
>ERA
ERA
>ERA
ERA
>ERA
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>ERA
BASED REFS SAVING US AGAIN
The Queen owns them, and we love the Queen.
refball to be honest
>Mourinho is finished!
>City have the title all wrapped up!
It's the same every single season. Maybe the americans are right about football. Maybe it really is for the braindead and the poor.
Aguerrrrooooooooooo
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>all those shitters invading
ERA PENAL
MORE REFBALL
Silva can play wide
>Dives
>All the action was started by Silva
crisis averted tho it's the most dangerous lead
Si era 2bh
The ref keeps the streak alive.
>van der horn should have had a pen
>concedes the most bs pen ever
JUST
the debut
Watch what you say about Raheem 'saviour of English international football' Sterling
WILL Cred Forums EVER RECOVER??????
yeah i don't think the game magically flipped as soon as i pulled it up.
BASED AGUERO
blueeeeeeeee
spanish teaaaaaaars
such a beta bitch, only coming out of the woodwork when your team is winning. haha, faggot
>Silva can play wide
Not in City's current system
He's only been good wide in Manicini's early system, otherwise all of his success has been central
Most dangerous leads is now 3-0 after last week
ABCs BTFO!
>subbing Gundogan
why? he's City's best player today
dubs and da swans equalise
What's he gonna do jump and try to slap me
>tfw Aguero as a captain.
It was clearly an elbow, he intentionally did it at the end like an idiot
If it was a City player elbowing a Swansea player and it wasn't called you'd be crying ref not giving penalties, hypocrites
It did 2bh
>needing refball to beat swanshit
pep EXPOSED at last
magical pass by KDB, not even pep can understand why the others didn't read that well
:)
Ref ball
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Swansea lucky not to get a red from that T B H
Chelsea haven't played yet
He is fuming on the sideline
>"When Toure left the club to come to the City, Guardiola told him he was leaving to a 'shit' team. Now, Guardiola has come to this shit team. Guardiola likes money more than football,"
if you think this you've never played football
both players were using their arms to try to get infront of the other
I can't fucking believe what I'm seeing today either desu, it's pretty dreadful
APOLOGIZE FOR COMFORT WOMEN
Fucking hell.Sterlel is godawful.With a decent player playing there City would be winning by 5
>swanshit tired as fuck
hope we put some more past these sheepshaggers
no offense 190cm
Look at it closely, at the very end he throws a sneaky elbow. The way the refs are calling it these days in the prem it's consistent
And one of them ended up using them to hit the other one in the face.
Foul.
stop being so ABE
nolito is shit
clear elbow regardless of memery
are you watching a delayed stream or something, I can't figure out what you're watching, we're watching Swansea - Manchester City btw
Might end it tonight, lads.
They still running really fast man
噴出
>De Bruyne's passing ability
Huh. Me too
>no offense 190cm
Wew that deflectoblooter
>Dave Chappelle
He might be, I was another device that was lagging and it was halftime then switched to my phone and it jumped to the 64th
TYBKDB for clearing that
>you
yes his assist was good wasn't it?
BASED STERLING
IS Cred Forums EVER RIGHT?
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APOLOGISE TO RAHEEM
wow sterling is pretty cool
nice of him to go over to the fans
not many players do that these days
>Need bazilion chance to score
AYYLMAO
STERGOAT
That's what you sheep shagging cunts deserve for having so many men in your own box most of the match
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He's top of the league
how can one board be so wrong????
>sterlel
EPL
E X P O S E D
why does sterling run around like a chicken?
PLEASE CLARIFY THIS COMMENT
>h-he'll get exposed next game, j-just wait
Who /watching in espanol with a Nicaraguan immigrant/ here
>Says the man who told Toure to pull the birthday cake bullshit so he could jew a new contract.
I like Yaya as a player but he certainly never gave a fuck about city.
>That
>An assit
Your standards are low as fuck
>misses 5 clear chances
>Scores 1 goal
>APOLOGIZE XD
>defend with 10 men
>get fucked hard
k e k
hope these cunts get relegated
no offense 190cm
I really thought Sterling was going to force the pass, even Swansea defenders were challenging him to shoot and crowding Aguero, glad he took it
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t. spaniards on sterling
>the dubs lied to us
Holy shit Fabianski
fernandinho pls
hello where is the pep exposing¿¿¿¿¿¿
How have you get yourself into that situation/mess?
dont be injured kdb
k ded b
>nearly getting rounded by a dm
Great recovery
>Fernandinho doing an Sterling
Hope KDB is just tired
>Tottenham away next week
The streak ends
Oh my god Navas is on the pitch, time for the belgian to shit on the spaniard :')
You had one job Swanshit
>yellow card for that shit celebration
fuck this shit. you're not allowed to have fun anymore?
>Sterling got carded for someone rubbing his head
>tired
How? He has barely done anything
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physical league
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He's been tracking back a lot to defend, don't be silly
EPL wants to be like the NFL
because at least half of the people on here are fat ignorant virgins from Cred Forums that don't play anything and don't know shit about sports. they just come here to talk shit while their boring lives waste away.
I really need a nap before the next game desu
We're winning at Swansea where under Pellegrini we'd have drew at best.
Sterling scored again
It's been nearly 90 minutes and Aguero isn't injured
We've got Guardiola
It doesn't get any better does it?
>because at least half of the people on here are fat ignorant virgins from Cred Forums that don't play anything and don't know shit about sports. they just come here to talk shit while their boring lives waste away.
>sister won't shut up how much she wants to suck sterling's cock
fucking niggers
Wow nice kick by Silva, almost near the goal, fucking spaniards
Who /M15/ here
Post a pic
Sterling should've just taken a shot, fuck
How fucking DARE you?
I'm not that fat
mad?
>Bitches about a nice shot
How pathetic
Ola amigos, rumour has it Jesus Navas is on the pitch, did you hear that too?
>M15
Ghetto hooded yoot or student wanker. Which one are you?
M60 here
yes because without Cred Forums, Cred Forums would only be quality discussion. kys nerd
get a room you faggots, your both NT suck
MI6
Quality strike by Navas, or was it a cross, nobody ever knows
>Chile
>Talking bout NT's
>Inb4 muh mickey copa
t. out of Russia 2018 pro
Can we just end the game now, Swansea have clearly accepted the result
>le cut inside navas
Shut the fuck up with your weak ass "banter".
>mfw the spaniard hating kdb has caused an international incident between spain and belgium
or what exactly
you want her to suck your cock instead
you disgust me
That fucking nigger trying to injure Sterling and the ref doesn't even give him a yellow
Neither, just like having more space & not being right in the centre
>have a line up full of stars
>lose to croatia
>2 points away from playoff
You'd spare yourself from looking like a child. But then again, you're probably 19 or something.
>full of stars
>Morata
>Fabregas
>Ramos
>Juanfran
>Alba
Krusty was just a moron.Any decent manager could line up a better team
We've done it lads
The blue moon continues to rise
>Pep patiently waiting for the opposing manager to finish whining so he can shake his hand
10/10.
Unstoppable.
Why are we so good la?
We're blessed la
When will City finally play a good team so this fucking meme can end.
Cred Forums on suicide watch
someone get Cred Forums the suicide hotline number please
>Pep will get exposed because there are no shit teams in the EPL and everyone plays tough, physical football
>City are only winning because they've played shit teams
Loving every laugh
STILL haven't played a good team
Ultimately this unbeaten run is just going to make their collapse more satisfying
What would satisfy you? Losing to Barcelona at Camp Nou? Probably lose to Liverpool at Anfield?
Then would you spasticatedly type on sp that Pep is a fraud??
Even as Kompany lifts the premier league trophy?
HE NEEDS TO LOSE TO A TEAM LIKE FEYENOORD IN THE EUROPA LEAGUE UNTIL THEN HE IS SHIT!!
sp would only be satisfied if he wins the league with 115 points 2bh
Seems crazy but you're right about some of the drips here
>nolito is shit
Not really. But sterling has improved vastly for sure
To be honest I've accepted that pep is the real deal but I just don't like him.
Meme fedora lord manager who still hasn't managed a club without infinite money and no issues behind the scenes.
Imagine him at Arsenal for instance. That would be ace.
>I've accepted Pep is the real deal
>meme fedora manager
Make sense you non /Catalunyan master race/ spic
i didn't say that. i said this place is flooded with shitheads and a lot of them are from Cred Forums
thats why you see a lot of 'i hate niggers' and 'i hate jews' threads instead talking about sports.
>no issues behind the scenes
Except the ones he dealt with at Barcelona and Manchester City?