OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD

>Liverpool v Hull
>Bournemouth v Everton
>Swansea v Man City
>Stoke City v West Brom
>Middlesbrough v Tottenham Hotspur
>Sunderland v Crystal Palace

EFL is welcome as always.

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first for Accrington

Liverpool: Karius, Clyne, Matip, Klavan, Milner, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Lallana, Mane, Firmino, Coutinho
Hull: Marshall, Robertson, Davies, Livermore, Elmohamady, Snodgrass, Clucas, Huddlestone, Mason, Diomande, Hernandez

Bournemouth: Boruc, Smith, Francis, Cook, Daniels, Ibe, Arter, Surman, Wilshere, Stanislas, Wilson
Everton: Stekelenburg, Coleman, Williams, Jagielka, Oviedo, Gueye, Barry, Mirallas, Barkley, Bolasie, Lukaku

Swansea: Fabianski, Rangel, Van Der Hoorn, Amat, Naughton, Fer, Britton, Cork, Sigurdsson, Routledge, Llorente
Man City: Bravo, Sagna, Otamendi, Stones, Kolarov, Fernandinho, Gundogan, Silva, De Bruyne, Sterling, Aguero

Stoke City: Grant; Johnson, Shawcross, Martins Indi, Pieters; Cameron, Allen, Whelan; Arnautovic, Bony, Shaqiri
West Brom: Foster; Dawson, McAuley, Evans, Nyom; Phillips, Fletcher, Yacob, McClean; Chadli; Rondon

Boro: Valdes, De Roon, Barragan, Downing, Ramirez, Friend, Clayton, Chambers, Negredo, Stuani, Gibson
Spurs: Lloris; Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Davies; Wanyama, Alli; Sissoko, Eriksen, Son; Janssen

Sunderland: Pickford, Manquillo, Van Aanholt, Kone, Djilobodji, Kirchoff, Cattermole, Ndong, Januzaj, Pienaar, Defoe
C Palace: Mandanda, Ward, Delaney, Tomkins, Kelly, Ledley, McArthur, Puncheon, Cabaye, Townsend, C.Benteke

Which one should I watch?

Thinking of Liverpool- Hull tbqh.

> Derby

>tfw no SSN acestream

An easy win for Hull today.

t. Marco Santiluco

Liverpool will lose to Hull 3-1
Screencap this

best games to watch:

1 swansea - city
2. liverpool - hull
3. boro - spurs
4. bournememe - everton
5. sunderland - palace
6. stoke - west brom

A good shout, Hull are a bogey team for Liverpool. Hull will either sneak a 1 goal win or Liverpool will smash them 3-0+.

>city coasting to a win
>best game

I wish Leicester had kept Kante so that their fans couldnt blame the inevitable collapse on players leaving

Who /leeds/ here?

>I don't rank stoke

Everton imho

Gonna be a good day, lads!

Should I watch Liverpool or City?

I have taken a polaroid

strawpoll.me/11291099
Important poll

hope pep gets exposed as a fraud

t. Roberto Di Giovanni

No one is. Haha, >Leeds.

Sunderland 0 - 7 Palace

i ranked them 6th mate

good afternoon lads

>not wanting to watch one of the greatest teams in premier league history play

Hows it going Nigel

im ok thanks how you are

I don't evaluate Leicester

kek stop ban evading, manica

Same old la. Waiting for the Everton game sipping tea

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poch said dier and dembele only got cramp in the sunderland game and would be back by now

lying cunt fuck sake

>Trusting moortugal

t. Filippo Ardizzone

Hi.

he's from argentina you spaz

Same shit la

Is that the madejski la

Is this the day man city dies?

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Hope they drop points just so the league is more exciting. Having a team lead comfortably isn't fun

>tfw I'm still in bed

Give me a reason to get out of bed lads

Got to pay for Ahmed's free house somehow la

work

>implying I'm not ahmed

had a dream i went to glasgow last night lads:

>derby day
>get off the train at the station and start wandering around
>rangers fans everywhere
>sit down and watch them going to the game, hoping to see some fighting or something
>a qt is near me so i start chatting to her
>getting along well with her and her fat mates
>they suddenly leave
>follow them but not sure if i should
>walk through this tunnel walkway
>accidentally bump into some guy that proceeds to beat the shit out of me
>stumble out of the tunnel and find an unguarded ps3 and television, all hooked up
>see a guy about to steal it, he offers me a cigarette if i don't do anything, which i accept
>the owners of the ps3 arrive and theres an awkward standoff so i leave
>suddenly notice everyone is really aggressive and hostile
>keep my head down and walk to the top of a multi-story car park
>stumble upon a bag of torture equipment - baseball bats, ropes, knives, guns etc.
>gang of scots approach
>jump off the multi-storey car park
>somehow back at the train station
>catch the train and end up in Carlington, even further north than glasgow
>can't get a train to leeds as the only train going there was a special train with a horse shaped steam engine train for the GOT cast
>wake up

Yeah, as viewed from the away end.

I wish you never woke up

Get out there and catch some 12-year old girls in your van then.

same

...

Pretty sure you've got what's commonly known as 'problems'.
seek help

its scotlands fault for being such a shithole

>Sky Sports showing Swansea vs City instead of Liverpool

Fucking eejits

>Wanting to watch liverpoo

might slip in a quick wank before kickoff lads

>not having access to all games
get it together little britain

is final score acting weird for anyone else?

is rooney a big player for you?

t. Emiliano Veneziano

lads I seriously recommend watching Blunderland's game.

Mr. >Moyes will be sacked or will resign after they get absolutely and utterly destroyed by at least 6 goals. Possibly 0-10.

I would know, I fix games for the EPL.

can honestly see them winning/drawing mate

I'm watching because I'm unfortunately a blunderland fan

This season is miserable already

>tfw having to watch final score

anyone got a good link for SSN?

Boruc for 60 saves

No way big Sam's calling up Huth and Morgan after that shitshow

>Pardew
>Against Sunderland

You can't be sure.

...I almost fell for it.

palace have nothing to do with the almighty blundering that is approaching

fucked up my fantasy team and now I don't care about any results

lol!!!

Sure m8. Sure.

Watching a decent cricbox.tv/sky-sports-news-live-streaming

what a horrendous kit

you poor soul

t. Dimtri Doropolopolous

Anyone watching blunder palace then?

>Aussies in charge of fashion

skysports.com/transfer-centre

kek

>leaky bravo

I might, depending on how bad the new Independence Day is

who /JeremyCorbyn/ here

Isn't Corbyn one of those globalists that insists islam and terrorism isn't related types of politicians?

>qt michelle wearing see-through lace

i bet you could see her tiny hard nipples if the camera panned down

BRADFORD
R
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Nobody. Tory rule forever

City is going to lose today.

please be joking

Bet she's absolute filth in bed desu

Yes. He's a standard 'anti-western imperialist', strongly in favour of multiculturalism.

It's a sign. You must move to Glasgow to meet your destiny.

t. Emiliano Romagnoli

>Socks and sandles 365 days a week
>Fisherman hats
>Wearing sunglasses indoors

citeh 1-0 aguero

this seasons over

Swansea City?

>no goals in all games
kek...

>please come true

SON SON SON

>mfw based sonny scores

Wish Pep would fuck off. I don't want us to have a citywinslol league

t. Vincenzo Missiroli

BASED BORUC
A
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B
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C

Janssen to Son. Brilliant goal. Literally don't need Kane

>He thinks Blue Labour is significantly better than Red

When are you going to wake up and join the People's Purple Army?

>swansea look really good and up for the task
>score a disallowed goal
>today will be the day pep gets exposed
>0-1 after first chance and game over
>season over

Uuuugh, Liverpool are going have another "get 20 chances in the box but never kick it hard enough and away from the keeper to score, then lose by 1" day

Fucking doing amazing atm

>His ""team"" doesn't park the bus in the first t2 minutes

Holy fugg AGUEROO what a touch

AAAAAAGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOHHHH

The award for daftest hair goes to...

>a disallowed goal

Kicking the ball in after the ref's blown for a free kick isn't a 'disallowed goal', lad

>tfw eating breakfast and watching the 10am games
>heading down to the local bar later to watch /arse/ and then watching college football all afternoon

love these fall days

Sell wilshere la

racist cunt

t. Samuele Napoletano

hold up a second,
1-1

LLORENTE

>college football
Please be joking

>Llorente
Holy shit

>tammy abradrogba scoring

started watching when the ball went in tbf

deserve that goal yey.. city defense all over the place

Yeah, a black man dying his hair blonde is a bit racist. Fucking cultural appropriation n' shit, innit la

t. Nicholas Occhipinti

wew lads

sounds comfy as fuck

GO 190CM GOGOGO

>play wildcard
>Lovern dropped
>Baines injured
fuck this

>american arsenal fan

I'm in shock. Comfy day ahead of you though, wish I wasn't too hungover to do something similar.

>wilshere

Post yfw Heung-min Son wins the golden boot

Yes, it is inevitable at this point

good lad llorente. we can't be having citywinslol gotta give the rest half a chance

Holy shit he scored again?
Has he hit 10 this season yet?

when you go to an american university you kind of get into it m8
I'm an alumnus and still watch

>yfw you realise 190cm never posts during games
>llorente is 190cm tall and a swansea fan (player)
hmm

Whats your nfl team la

why are Arsenal such vaginas? look at them.

>united couldnt keep a clean sheet

Arseholes

t. Nicolò Macchiedo

>liverfluke

God dammit will it ever end?

Sack mourinho

Fuckboy FC, innit

JUST FUCKING SCORE

steelers
I'm ready to btfo filthy tomorrow

>januzaj will never take a corner that gets past the near post defender

Proper good goal by the black lad tbf

>rochdale

>Bournemouth will never have a proper striker

What is "fuckboy" actually supposed to mean?

Wilson was good before his injury

Gross
>I dont rate the titans

City's defense is still spaghetti as fuck

it's what fulham get for dropping both piazon and kalas

9 goals

Prison term for an easy "mark". appropriated by white girls for guys that they think are hitting on them

it was an /fa/ insult back in the day, now it's normie shit for people that try too hard

Something to the effect of pic related.

YEEEEOOO

God if Sunderland end up having an injury crisis they might as well just relegate themselves now

It's American black for faggot

>Neverton

swansea get past them so easily.. just one pass and they're gone

Its cool I guess >we dont need one

DELET THIS

Son what the fuck
When did you become an actual good player?

Stanislas with a peach BOU 1 - 0 EVE

Two for Son. He's looking fucking ace this season lads

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN THIS SON PLAYER

>Everton will finish in top 4

Spurs are actually going to win the league for real this time the madmen

>i think
>i think

Really made me think

STANISLAS

Wilson is good he opens up a lot of space

Hmm, prefer soccer Saturday but I want to smash Jacqui Oatley. These are the truly difficult discussions in life

He started last season well and then got an injury that fucked him to be fair

He didn't look quite this good though

Karius is a good looking man

KdB - Silva mf has this problem. They are going to need Fernando for tougher games.

>pulisfest has been pretty boring so far
whoda thought?

Michelle Owen a cute. A CUTE.

A derogatory African-American term for a male rape victim in prison that the vicious racist tumblr feminists have culturually appropriated and use as a definition for a man that looks like a try hard.

This is the only correct answer

The Bournemouth fans sound like a crowd of drunk, rambling pirates.

>applause at 27 minutes
What did they mean by this?

I bet you own a meninist t shirt

Pickford's distribution is borderline elite.

>hull goalkeeping again

milner for england

Yes I am also curious as to what they meant by that.

Which part of Tottenham are you lads from?

Shame everything else is questionable.

I agree though, he really is top at it.

>slipperpoo

Hull Shitty relegated by xmas

RED RED RED

hull btfo

like ur ma then

Its for based Kurt Cobain

Chicken Cottage, Haringey

era pen for swansea

would always be a fk outside the box

Firmino's haircut looks like an onion smfh

KILMARNOCK

great to see the hull meme is finally over for good

>CELTIC

S O N A L D O
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D
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Brendan Rodgers, football genius

>poop guardiolel
>pep baldiolel

>commentator shouting "2-1" as kdb shoots wide

I'll never understand De Bruyne
He has one elite game and then he's dodgy the next
Why is he so inconsistent?

>not Morley's
What are you playing at senpai

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

FOREST

As long as he is good in midweek and helps smash Celtic

Liverplop's year

Literally WHO can stop him the big guy?

Lukaku score please.

Poop is gonna sell someone at ht.

dad

Cant get past the Boruc la

City's C team could smash them with their eyes closed.

how is playing Dumitru

DE FOE

SHITTY GOAL BUT I'LL FUCKING TAKE IT

D E F O E
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F
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im scared lads

could it actually be liverpools year

Imagine winning games with Milner at left back

absolute mad men

>Pardew
>gifting Blunderland a goal

>de foe
>de pardew

its fucking hull

That was fucking poor from ledley

He's looked very poor honestly, he's very fast but makes bad decisions and has been bad at keeping hold of the ball

/moyesboys/

Why though?

Started a few games but he's on the bench today. He is playing OK, nothing amazing.

...

Im sorry but how could pardew have prevented that goal?

They always steamroll shit teams

MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES MOYES

>stones desperately booting to row z
is he improving his decision making then?

Don't worry

We'll fuck it up and concede now

Post yfw Blunderland meme their way out of relegation for the third year running.

spurs have utterly dominated boro

they've looked like gillingham

Hilarious that he's started doing that under pep but would never before

I'm alright with it

>third year

try sixth

Eh, rather have more >moyes antics than hull or burnley

I would 100% prefer liverpool to win the title (and everything intolerable that comes with that) than a pep win

Fucking hell Ndong is retarded

All these pointless fouls

>Dele Alli

Why is he so shit lads?

GIRFUY HUNS

same, about time I quit Cred Forums

I wish the were disbanded and just not allowed to exist anymore
they don't even deserve to fight relegation in League One

Could (potentially) based Swansea actually do it?

Paki in disguise

and by intolerable I mean the people claiming right now that based on his performance as a spectator today Karius is GOAT goalkeeper and the team looks way better with him in nets

wjnaldum was a right lazy shit at newcastle, how does Kloppo do it?

>Dwarfoe literally keeping Blunderland up all by himself.

Why is someone so good, at a club so shit?

That's a bit strong. Why do you hate them so much? I can't imagine any non-Sunderland fan feeling strongly one way or another about them.

>2 goals

Even a draw would be nice, the EXPOSED threads will be hilarious

Potentially anything could happen

That's what the concept of potential is

I really don't think city is good enough to 'run away with the league', they have a great squad sure but not to dominate like Pep did in the Bundes.

by not being steve Mclaren and having competition for places

What the fuck is Hulls game-plan here? They are in absolute shambles.

>in disguise

Is the Leicester city meme dead?

Kane who?

Love how good he's gotten, especially with how much shit he got over the summer

>dat llorente touch and turn

>reminder that he was actually dragged out of retirement by bog sim

extensive doping

Sakho's literally been kicked out the squad because he got caught and nearly fucked it up

>Post yfw City draw to Swansea and then lose to Spuds next week.

1.Give the ball to Snodgrass

2.Hope he does something good

As an actual city fan here, yes. We're just hoping to be top half, maybe even top 7. Just pls not another relegation fight.

>poop apologize threads all summer on Cred Forums and blue moon general on the first page
or
>Liverpool fans circlejerking and mentioning the league win for the next 80 fucking years

damage limitation

Just woken up, which match looks like having the best second half?

wijnaldum was good for the first two months at newcastle

Spurs vs city fuck yes. Time for based poch to expose pep

It died when they won the league, the meme was fulfilled

Would be better if City lose both games

Can you imagine the best player in your team being Robert Snograss? And they expect to stay up?

not until they beat Barca and Real

>when people thought city would walk it last year after winning the first five

The English media always react too early

Spurs - Liverpool title race? I wouldn't mind watching that.

>wjnaldum was a right lazy shit at newcastle, how does Kloppo do it?
Liverpool's entire set of summer signings consists of people who are good in summer before going to shit in winter

has sane even done anything yet?

alri lads

Be like the Allam family.

>the city of Hull

score every game

>tfw sadio mane is the signing of the season

Bournememe neverton has promise

City Swansea could be interesting or academic

gotta think outside of sp though.. the pepjerking is already unbearable at this point

barely any of the wins have been really convincing and people are talking like he's some god when he's just a weird dude with good squads everywhere

kinda like pogba after today.. sky gotta push their stars into the sky and it's horrible

Both are better than United winning it.

I'm all for that as well, but do you think we should count Man City out of it just yet?

le fast big nostrils boy

I just think they don't do anything to actually try to improve, they're entirely complacent and happy to just narrowly avoid relegation every year

Leave City to me.

Mainz v. Leverkusen

Fellow amerifriends is there any way to pay for a streaming package for EPL, something like MLS Live but for EPL?

>based poch to expose pep

I have shitty internet but really good phone data internet so I turn my wifi off and watch the premier league on my phone in top quality

What's the easiest way to play this onto a laptop or computer, I have a macbook air and a windows computer

It's an iphone 5s btw

>Pep ends up no being exposed today

Of course not, City will still be up there too. But if Spurs and Liverpool were the two main players all season it would be great. Get another new PL champion and this time one that isn't going to get relegated the following season like lester are looking

>pep has blown out the epl so hard that people are literally salivating at the hint of a draw
lol this desperation

Being 'exposed' doesn't always mean losing, his team obviously got exposed already if you pay attention to the game.

b-but Everton are going to win the league, right?

The meme is just starting famalam, they're going to win the CL and get relegated in the same season.

NBC has all the rights to the EPL, if you get NBC / NBCsports you can watch all of the EPL games live online

Snodgras is unironically in the top 5 wingers in the premier league.

>not a pace babby
>actually can cross

I'd take him over Sterling any day

He's literally had a worse start to the season than Pellegrini had you lemon

>blown out the epl
>five games in

wew

In the next 45 minutes, I think I will have to end up apologising to:

Mingolet
Bobby Martinez
Sterling

Guys I was making a frozen lasagna but there was smoke coming out of the oven, what the fuck is wrong

EXPOSED LOOOOOOL

Banging left foot to be fair

I don't think I've ever seen Snodgrass do anything good. He's just lazy as fuck.

fuck off james forrest

For the microwave mate

I've already had to apologize to Mourinho and Pogba today

it's really exhausting to do ;_;

>The county of Derby

2 goals scored in 9 games
8 million for Vydra

>appoint pearson
>expect goals
wew lad

>Liverpool beating the good teams AND the shit teams

is such a thing even possible

I don't have one, I'm poor.

Just steal one m8

yes it is

>you now pre-remember remembering when people were saying liverpool were going to win the league back in september when they beat 10-man hull at home

he's got amazing curl on his left foot,free kick specialist,also one of the best in the league at them


youtube.com/watch?v=tBGhQ-6teM8
youtube.com/watch?v=A-gD1ceqvJE

and chelsea and arsenal away

Why don't BBC update their PL table during the match anymore?

Looking like Man Utd will still be out of the top 4 today.

honestly if you don't believe the top 4 will be Liverpool/City/United/Arse (not in that order) then you need to stop watching football forever

pre-remember T He fuck are you on about

Got triggered by this as well.

pls score Benteke

>reading, watching or listening to the bbc

MEYLERRRRRRR

>conceding to 10 man hull

Imagine you're in the future remembering. It's quite simple really.

Blootinho

FUCKING JIM GOODWIN

>can't keep a clean sheet all season
>concede to 10 men Hull
>"it's our year la"

City vs Liverpool is gonna end like 6-5

Come back to planet earth

I'm pretty slamming jacked for Arsenal - Chelsea, guys.

>conceding to 10-man Hull

>worst team in the league
>most of the game with 10 men
>away from home

inb4 the media wank themselves into a coma over Klopp

new fantasy team layout is SHIT

thought I had changed captain but didnt

Tottenham have a chance to make it with how shit Liverpool's defence is.

City
Liverpool
Spurs
Chelsea
Arsenal
United
Everton

FACT

...............nah

>abls getting nervous

Why aren't they ever wanking over Conte? He's basically just a more authentic and not autistic Klopp with better managerial skills.

you're a bender

FACT

>Sterling finishing

Neck yourself bruv

LGTSS

>conman

>starts Ivanovic, Oscar and Matic constantly
>better managerial skills
lmao

>make a big deal about liverpool not beating shit teams
>why is everyone making a big deal about liverpool beating a shit team

being ABL is a mental illness

>De Foe

>sterlyl

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>Lalana having 1 goal and 2 assists.
Antonio better score twice tomorrow

Liverpool are going to win the league.

>that Arsenal 4-0
Everytime

>Parpoo

>palarse

>The absolute state of Pardew against Sunderland EVERY TIME

How does he fuck it up so consistently

>lose to Burnley
>beat Hole
You have to beat all the shit teams not just one of them

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>PARDEW
>LETTING BLUNDERLAND SCORE TWICE AGAINST YOU

someone start a pep thread with JUST hair

>moyes

Being a Liverpool fan is a mental illness

>ah I just love being part of this murderous mob with horrendous accents and victim complexes, rooting for a gang of ugly chokers

>Koememe

Ignoring that Liverpool have won away at Arsenal, Chelsea and drew away at Spurs and beat the champions at home

You'll see. I think he's just getting started, takes some time to fix some of these shitters after last season.

Well fuck off

How is it that we manage to instantly concede so many times

Not even Chelsea fans like Conte, why would the media wank over him?

WE DEM MOYES BOYS WE DEM MOYES BOYS WE DEM MOYES BOYS WE DEM MOYES BOYS WE DEM MOYES BOYS WE DEM MOYES BOYS WE DEM MOYES BOYS WE DEM MOYES BOYS WE DEM MOYES BOYS WE DEM MOYES BOYS WE DEM MOYES BOYS WE DEM MOYES BOYS WE DEM MOYES BOYS WE DEM MOYES BOYS WE DEM MOYES BOYS WE DEM MOYES BOYS WE DEM MOYES BOYS

>palarse

>moyes

>ugly
Jan Liverpool are literally the sexiest and most qt team in the league right now

Fucking Van Aanholt

One of the most all over the place defenders I've ever seen. Sometimes he scores at least but defensively he's fucked.

>That moment when you realised you benched Defoe for Ibramemohvic and Nokaku

>ugly

fuck sake swansea

perhaps because >we are the living representation of aids cum

Fuck off with this bullshit, you keep repeating this every thread because there was a few questions being asked after the Liverpool game.

Fucking City REFBALL

Swans blew it.

>not liking conte

>spuds

love how the rest of it was true then

kek

Welp just give City the title already
Just end the season early

>penalty city

>penchester city

welp here we go, the Forest choke

>pen guardiola

I'm Brazilian and I can't tell the Fernandos apart.

To be fair guys the swansea player grabbed his head and pulled him down

Anyone else feel like City and Arsenal have had a lot of decisions go their way this season?

>swansea fans sining 2-1 to the ref
they're not wrong

Crap. Crap. Double crap.

kevin de babby

>Stoke v West Brom is 0-0

Sounds genuinely mind-numbing

kinky

City gave away the most ridiculous pen all season in the stoke game

Thank you based Ledley

>this season
they always do

>Pulis 1000th game is a 0-0

allen will score

City have had so many penalties and refball decisions it has been unreal.

tbf Wasilewski got sent off mid week for doing the exact same thing
It was a foul

That's because they are technically gifted teams that force the opposition to make fouls

The Sterling pen?
That was a defo pen mate, more clear cut than the Stoke one

It's Pulis' 1000th game against his old team

0-0 is the perfect result for that cunt

Last season Arsenal got sod all and Lester got fucking loads of calls

City were like +2 pts from reffing errors IIRC, Pellers actually went on a rant about us never getting pens

>penaltypool

are you a fucking wizard

Townsend only player letting me down in my Fanduel team, fucking prick. Might as well be benched.

>diving with a 4-1 lead
what a nigger

stoke are back baby

Not surprised considering the media circlejerk for Pep, coupled with the fact that their forwards are all frail twinks

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Why are the bigger clubs getting so many pens this season?

Man City, Arsenal, Liverpool all already have had a ton this season

>being blind

What is the fucking point in West Brom? Such a nothing club.

>direby

Damn

Wasi led with his arm to the head
here both players were trying to get infront of the other using their arms.. like in every move

plus swansea should have had a pen in the first half

OUR YEAR LA

It would be extremely sugoi if Boro scored again.

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Arsenal: Cech, Bellerin, Mustafi, Koscielny (c), Monreal, Coquelin, Cazorla, Walcott, Ozil, Iwobi, Sanchez

Chelsea: Courtois; Ivanovic (c), Cahill, David Luiz, Azpilicueta; Kante; Willian, Fabregas, Matic, Hazard; Diego Costa

Well earned (You)

i captained him ;_;

no, I'm pretty sure he's black

FABREGAS IS MAGIC

saved to my Liverpool delusion folder

>Fabregas
abc's btfo

props la

genuinely prefer them over Blunderland tbqhwy

>few questions being asked after the Liverpool game.
More like people moaning since the first game because of things they don't like.

>No Xhaka again
Why

>Oscar finally benched
At fucking last.

Any update on Everton's title challenge?

>Xhaka still not starting

>Bendtner plays for Forest
wew

West Brom were fun before pulis

>tfw the games are staggered in a way that I never leave the house on weekends

Feels good but also pretty lonely.

Jeff Stelling bias against Sunderland is almost sickening. It's actually annoying.

>MOYESSSSSSS

>still no Xhaka
kek, I'm starting to think Wenger signed him solely for the sake of shutting up the fans about not signing anyone

HA HA HA

KILL ME

>well, yes, but okay. in the second halve we control the game, but they defend well, so we could not... eh... could not score the goal to equal the game. and then it is hard to score. but that's football.

there, saved you the post-match Koeman interview

>ivanovic
>willian

>Man City, Arsenal, Liverpool all already have had a ton this season
Those sides are like the league leaders in possession and time spent in opposition box

That naturally leads to pens

>blunderland

>swans
>moyes

>moyes

>m o y e s >m o y e s >m o y e s >m o y e s >m o y e s >m o y e s >m o y e s >m o y e s >m o y e s >m o y e s >m o y e s >m o y e s >m o y e s >m o y e s >m o y e s >m o y e s >m o y e s >m o y e s >m o y e s >m o y e s >m o y e s >m o y e s

>3-1 again
>people will act like it was a comfortable win just like every game so far

Holy shit you're such a fragile little bitch. People said his subs are fucking retarded and starting shit like Oscar and Ivanovic every time is stupid. Doesn't mean no one likes him or rates him, just that he has certain traits that isn't that great.

EXPOSED

>CHOKING A TWO GOAL LEAD
>MOYES

ENGLAND'S BRAVE RAHEEM STERLING

you now remember the 5-5 against United

Sterling just broke the ankles of some swansea defender with a nasty cutback

true, but a lot of them are dubious at best

Like Arsenal's v Southampton, Liverpool and Citys today

>Sunderland is FINALLY going down

who >moyes here

>the absolute state of david moyes

pardgoat

>Moyes WILD RIDE

if blunderland dont pull out a win here, they are fucking down, definitely

palace might be joining them

>its moyes thats gonna do it

based

>Moyes sacked by Xmas
>Only manager they can bring in Steve Bruce or Tim Sherwood
>Go down anyway
cap this post

>ivanovic STILL starting

What the fuck is the point of anything anymore? I'm done wishing he gets dropped, I honestly don't give a fuck anymore, he'll start no matter fucking what. He could probably fuck Romans wife and children and still be in the starting line-up. The ENTIRE FUCKING LAST SEASON WAS HIS FUCKING FAULT AND HE STILL FUCKING STARTED EVERY GAME. AND HE STILL FUCKING STARTS TO THIS FUCKING DAY.

I can't even blame moyes for this

Anyone use Fanduel? Really fucking fun but I never win, always look at the number 1 teams and they are always lucky as fuck picks.

Fucking Townsend getting me 1 point while everyone else is 20+, fucking dick.

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yeah I know I was more despairing that moyes, who has been getting shat on for years would take such a job
sunderland is rotten from top to bottom

he clearly has influence somewhere
even Mou never dropped him

>finally get rid of loads of shite players like danny graham and wes brown
>replace them with shite players

BRAVO SUNDERLAND

It's one of those things where you can't work out how to fix it though. We're just shit forever.

Barnet is losing 4-1 to fucking Portsmouth.

Everyone please take a moment to laugh at Barnet thanks.

nice shilling mate

and people doubted Klopp

Why didnt Wenger fuck off so he joined Arsenal instead

id rather laugh at your barnet mate its fucking shite

It would be funnier if it was the other way around.

>pundits: this will definitely be the year portsmouth get promoted
>never happens

>Break transfer record on a literal who that is rubbish

Portsmouth are a good league 2 side lad

>imaginary football

Or this is what happens when you panic buy a fullback in the last minute, you get someone who isn't good enough.

well the choice is between Ivanovic who is 100% going to be shit, or Alonso who could be shit but might be good

is janssen this year's soldado?

Alonso looked comfy against Leicester though. Good all-around fullback.

alonso will be starting next week

cap this post

BLADES

No player power is far more likely. This is fucking Chelsea we're talking about, it's not rare.

We all hope this.

I personally don't give a shit

Do Arsenal stand a chance of winning? They haven't beat Chelsea in like 4 years in the prem or something right?

what do you mean?

It's not rare for Chelsea players to have way too much influence over the club.

Arsenal havent scored against Chelsea in the league since before Fergie retired
so no

chelsea are a tinpot club who let their players do whatever they want

>Danny Mills in charge of actually watching football

>STOKE

They won't be "stoked" about that goal

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

do you have any solid evidence of this

PLS BE IN RONDON

Danny Mills is an atrocious pundit.

>Stoke
#pulisballed

mark hughes is a shite manager, total fraud

>Arsenal havent scored against Chelsea in the league since before Fergie retired
That's fucking embarrassing

>forest

This weekend is shaping up awful.

>she thinks Arsenal without half their players and midtable chelsea are big teams

I love Rondon, great guy

>Stchoke

Pundits just parrot the same shit everyone else says and say the same stuff year on year

>Norwich are top of the Championship again
For fuck's sake.

Pogba scored against the peoples champions

LUCK AKU

>won 4-1 but City, Spurs and Liverpool won so it doesn't even matter

oh well, at least there has to be dropped points from arsenal/chelsea

If repeating numbers something memealisous will happen in the Arsenal Chelsea game

M O Y E S

>M O Y E S

>you know who

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>Moyes

>shitterland

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Good post

End my life senpai

BLUNTEKEK

>moyes
not actually all that funny any more, just sad

>MOYES

FUCKING GET IN

YESSSSS

jesus. fuck.

>moyes

BEN KEKE

HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING MOYES YOU CHARLATAN

Blunderland finally relegated with based >Moyes

Relegation will be a relief

The only problem is that we have to wait 8 months to get there

fucking classic spurs making it nervy at the end

should have scored a hatful but we're the kings of dominating and not killing teams

>Neverton
>Koememe

This

My Dad is a Sunderland fan and even he wants them to go down so they can start performing well and become more interesting

>yfw Chelsea win 3-0, with Fabregas celebrating his hat-trick by doing an Adebayor

>moyes

Imagine winning two games in a row. Imagine winning a game in August and September.

>tfw would still be in relegation battle

Gotta say I was shitting it before this Arsenal game, was too worried to even bet on Chelsea for it

After seeing the Arsenal and Chelsea lineups...wishing i put my house on Chelsea draw no bet

Chelsea will not lose, I guarantee it

It's been kinda glossed over but Everton lost to fucking bournemouth who looked like the worst team in the league last week

Also kinda glossed over the fact that this is Spurs' best ever start in the PL. Still undefeated.

Bournemouth are having a cracking season la

>de table

>Everton on course to have their best start to a season for 65+ years
>Lose to Eddie Meme's Mememouth by a goal from Junior Stanisla'

pottery :')

>be eddie meme
>don't defend because you're too precious to revert to unfashionable tactics
>get raped
Yeah, this is why they looked fucking shite.

This is how the season will end.

we've had a pretty easy opening to the season though

probably get minced by city

>Everton that high

swap arsenal and everton and yes

West Ham could have been 1st if Payet, Ayew, Carroll, Feghouli, Cresswell and Lanzini hadn't all gotten injured
It's too bad, really

Nah, it'll be:

Man City
Liverpool
Arsenal
Everton
Chelsea
Man Utd
Tottenham

If people can stop setting up their league predictions in every single thread that'd be great

This will happen never.

Neither will this.

Here's my league prediction lads

1. Liverpool

Are year

Yez ar all wools

why would you hate a club thats been massively restricted by its owner and board for the past 7 years? im sure if you'd thought about it instead of watching espn highlights an hour a week or whatever you fucking yank nonces do to avoid watching MLS then you'd have a better understanding of whats going on at the club

no one in sunderland is happy about the fucking toxic state of the club at the minute i can tell you now

Yeah and what the fuck are we going to do about it

What are the chances of Son playing next week for SPurs? Should I slip him in my fantasy team?

nothing. av got to the point now where the less interested i am in the season the happier ill be, its just sad as fuck. id relish relegation so that we could rebuild in the championship