Official Tottenham Hotspur vs Middlesbrough pre-match/match thread

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and our youth striker harrison is injured too so if janssen goes down we literally have no strikers

we are so fucking lucky that kane didn't get injured last season jesus

Can't Son play striker?

Ayala dropped after last week?

lamela and son are the players that would fill in but they're not actually strikers

our third kit is horrible wow

this

Fuck sakes.

DAMN SONNNNN

Great from Janssen. Harry who?

SONNY
O
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Y

KOREAN MESSI

what do he?

Really good hold up play and assist to Sonny

son looks to be on a mad one again

he absolutely destroyed the sunderland lb last week

Son's having another blinder already.

>yfw you realize Son is better than Messi

He's gonna win the golden boot lad

if he could have scored it after that fucking run it would have been orgasmic

WHY

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

MOTHERFUCKING SONNNNNNN

WRECKING NIGGAS

HE'S ONLY GONE AND DONE ANOTHER ONE

Happy he's found his old Leverkusen form.

Shiit, this gook is the real deal

Sonny needs a chant now

:)

Why are spurs such a likeable team?

>man u doesn't play pooney
>Win 4-1
>Spurs forced to not play kane
>Winning 2-0

What did they mean by this?

>son

Have to say we look better with Kane this season. Kane has been really poor in possession so far

My wife's son is really good

whoops meant without obviously

janssen is great in holdup whilst kane just seems to get dispossessed or fall down every time

>Stick with shit internet for years
>Finally switch to BT
>le best inderned in de uk!!!
>Can't stream for fucking shit
>Internet is a fucking pancake

Is he elite?

yes.

Should put Sissoko on

>alli

fucking hell. last season he buries that every time

lelverpool are 3-0 up any thoughts

rate my OC lads

Half time Sonny's!

ebin

>tfw picked MAHREZ over son for efl

JUST

10/10 would use

alri

Son's goals have overshadowed his poor performance

Heung-Min Sonny
We've got Heung Sonny

whyyy eriksen not play it to son ffs

What's with all the garbage out on the field?
And I'm not talking about Middlesbrough

>"Son's good performances has overshadowed his bad performances"

you fucking donkey

That's twice now, fucking shit referee.

>sets up a joke
>finishes it himself

c'mon man

you just know boro will score now after being utterly dominated for an hour

yep

jesus christ

classic spurs. what a load of bollocks boro should not be anywhere near having a chance to get something from this game fuck sake

BASED GIBSON

lads stop putting it over the bar

Fucking spuds

and now city back in front too

fuck off everything

>traditionally always give spuds one conceded goal no matter what the team, even though it's my team and got quite a few predicitons right because of this
>don't this one time
>it happened again

This is what I get for going against what should be obvious.

Boro will equalize, aren't they?

fuck sake eriksen

it's a bit nervy, but nah

thing about spurs is we always try to walk it in

why does no one shoot?

Isn't that supposed to be a fucking yellow?

The prevalent footballers mindset of constantly trying to walk the ball in, instead of taking the fucking shot. It happens with a load of teams and it's fucking annoying.

One might even call it ludicrous

I'm starting lads.

should have won like 5-0

phew lads

best start in fifty years

happens every game man

It's almost like they have a fucking clue what they're doing.

Have't exactly had the hardest start though, and still made a dogs dinner of Crystal Palace and Liverpool.

You mean haven't surely.

Because trying to walk the ball in instead of taking an easier shot on goal, which would give a better chance of scoring, is not knowing what you're doing. Rabbit in headlights behavior.