ARSENAL vs CHELSEA #2

>all these 1 sided games today
It's like I'm watching LaLiga

>gonde

Chelsea are supposed to be the solid, good, consistent team in England

Who /slags/ here?

ozil took kante totally out of the game

JUST

>CUNTE
>CUNTE

ozils hair is really nice

How come he has hair now?

>Chelshit

ahahaha >chelshit

Kill Chelsea defenders pls

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

WE ARE LITERALLY TAKING THE FUCKING PISS HERE

WHERE HAVE THE TEENAGE RENTBOY PLASTIC CUNTS GONE CRAWLING TO?

AHAHAHAHAHA

Is chelsea back on its way to pre-abramovich irrelevancy?

only free countries can watch this video youtube.com/watch?v=jPJ62vGJjDk

Is it a wig or a hair transplant???

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see

What's up with italians and JUST haircuts?

WE ALL LIVE UNDER THE SAME SKY
WE ALL WILL LIVE WE ALL WILL DIE
THERE IS NO WRONG
THERE IS NO RIGHT
THE CIRCLE ONLY HAS ONE SIDE

What do they call this hairstyle?

>today

not gay but i'd do stuff with ozil tbqh

This, not a single interesting game

was someone trolling costa down the tunnel there

1. City
2. Liverpool
3. Arsenal
4. Tottenham

I'm sorry, but did Chelsea already lose? Oh, that's right. The season isn't even over yet. In fact, it's not even half way. Does not having the lead at the beginning of the season count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this post when the game is still going? Chelsea will still be playing next week and they have been the best team in the BPL for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the BPL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of Sanchiz and Ozil. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Chelsea are one of the best fucking teams in the BPL, they went 1-2 last week and would of won today if Terry wasn't injured. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded posts like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Chelsea wins and someone bumps this post. Oh look at that, Hazard nearly just scored. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Chelsea posts because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your posts now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a post like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>post yfw when proud ABC

lol @ ozil patting costa's head as they went into the tunnel

Kante is the most over rated player in the league. Literally a mid table team player

>100 years later
>still booing fabregas

>what was sunderland v palace

Did you sleep for last 15 years?

It grew back, genius.

>Chelshit being completely raped by fucking ARSENAL

AHAHAHAHAHA EAT A FUCKING FAT DICK YOU HORRIBLE RENTBOY CUNTS. YOUR ERA IS FUCKING OVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BIG CLUB MY FUCKING ARSE

This is what you get for bringing this piece of shit back.

I'd imagine Wenger closes his eyes and pictures chelsea is still run by Mourinho

I want to know what goes on in Cahill mind.
Ok, he fucks up against Swansea, fine it was a foul and he gets mad at the ref.
Then he does it against Leicester.
Then he does it against Arsenal.

Why is he doing it?

I believe it was, hmm I can't seem to remem JUST

>sosa
already dropping chelsea? trip on faggot

looks like he just lost a cl final pen shootout or something kek

"Commander, tell me about how you did nothing wrong?"

He's a massive twat though

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I just realised who conte reminds me of - the waiter in curb your enthusiam who poisons the steak larry wants to take away in a doggy bag.

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99% of Arsenal and Chelsea fans probably don't even know why.

"Far right policy block"

anyone know what the song is on the betfair advert?

>coyes

Post the team you support and the top 4 at the end of the year:

Man Utd fan

1.City
2.Arsenal
3.Liverpool
4.Man United

Not sure if United will get top 4 desu.

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Have you seen Cahill? Good grief, Chelshit

He has been Chelsea's least shit defender though.

Well he's losing his job.

Conte needs to be allowed to do things like he wants, if Kante is the only person he wanted and they gave him a black Belgian and David Luiz
He doesn't even feel comfortable chewing them out

changed his hairstyle

who Cred ForumsBC here?

chill dude

Chelsea's centre halves are horrendous and Ivanovic is even worse.

It's >contoyes

Even I can watch it, and it's not even a real military march.

We are playing literally world class football here and all that bitter scouse cunt Mcmanaman can do is whinge and moan about lelsea's defending.

I don't care about lelsea. I care about Ozil's turn on Kante, carrying the ball 50 yards, the perfect weight of pass from Sanchez and the sublime volley from Mesut into the ground. It's his signature pass/shot, he's done it many times before and yet that bitter cunt Mcmanaman claims it was luck.

Anyway, 3-0 and chav tears everywhere. Fucking glorios

aye aye!

>all the suppressed hate by the arsecucks finally comming out after years of losing to Chelsea.
Let it all out, it'll be another 5 years before you ever beat Chelsea again.

Mild KEK pasta

POST HIGHTEST

Hell no, he's awful at buying players. The least he's involved in the players being signed the better it is.

half time fap time

Liverpool

1. Citeh
2 . Arsenal
3. Liverpool
4. Manure

Chelshit will get better when they get Terry and Zouma back

until then, top fucking kek

you're not free m8

How is Ivanovic still a starter? Literally a Championship tier player at this point

>Couyes van Baal

>this advert

Sing it with me lads

WE'VE GOT OZIL
MESUT OZIL
I JUST DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
HE'S ARSENE WENGER'S MAN
HE'S BETTER THAN ZIDANE
WE'VE GOT MESUT OZIL

Cahill makes David Luiz looks solid. It needs to stop asap, I don't want this clown back to the NT

Man Utd

1. City
2. Utd
3. Arsenal
4. Liverpool

Liverpool fan

1. City
2. United
3. Arsenal
4. Tottenham

Fucking hate that annoying condescending cunt "You know what a prostate is dad?"

If that was a real father son chat the dad would be like "You're a fucking freak son"

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Poor Chelsea

Couldn't happen to a nicer, classier set of fans.

delusion

Hartlepool

1.City
2.United
3. Liverpool
4.Arsenal

last time arsenal beat chelsea by a 3 goal difference was in 1997

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>expecting commentantors to be good

british commentators are actually decent, here'd they say "it's 3-0 because chelsea scored 0 goals and arsenal 3" and all kinds of gibberish

>2. Utd
KEK

So much this
Cahill is by far the worst player out there

hi jeff!

pls go

QPR.

#1: City
#2: Arsenal
#3: Chelsea
#4: Liverpool

>replaced kdb and ozil
>vc'd alexis
>c'd negredo

jesus fucking christ i need to stop playing fantasy football

Cahill channelling 2014 David Luiz

>implying my dad isn't similarly autistic to me

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give out your best chelsea chant!
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA

I just hope Abramovic realizes that this is not Conte's fault, I have faith in his as a manager, but you only can do enough with a defense as shit as ours.

Costa and Hazard has showed that they still want to make a difference. Chelsea just needs Cahill, Ivanovic, and Matic out of the team to at least have the possibility to end in the top three.

>You know what a prostate is dad?
>Yes
>What me to stimulate it?
>Go ahead, son

underrated post

>2. Utd
*dab*

1. Arsenal
2. City
3. United
4. Liverpool

hull

city
liverpool
spurs
arse

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no, not chelsea, how could this happen to everyone's second team

hope diego is ok, he's my favorite chelsea player

Liverpool

1. Man United
2. Liverpool
3. Man City
4. Chelsea

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that lad probably has his IRL dad checking his prostate with his penis regularly

You mad you bandwagon piece of shit? Gonna start supporting Man City are you you horrible cunt? :D

1. RKC Waalwijk
2. RKC Waalwijk
3. RKC Waalwijk
4. RKC Waalwijk

>gf dumped me for another guy
>gonde losing

I want all this to end

The ONLY correct top four:

1. City
2. Liverpool
3. Arsenal
4. Man U

KEK
E
K

Man United fan

1. Man United
2. Man City
3. Arsenal
4. Everton

Guys i have been drinking since late last night all into the morning to watch United beat foxes, and now Chelsea get rektd by Le Arse. What am i doing with my life?

So can Arsenal win EPL this year?? ??? ^^

Cred Forumsphotoshitbattles

If repeating digits we all have nightmares tonight

zola ;_;

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That's what Conte should be doing though, he should kick them out.
Why not play Oscar and Fabrega? why not playing Alonso?

Like, I rate Conte and I want him to do well, but he has to start doing something about Cahill.

Would be a nice break from reality

>Ozil fucking choking even when he's playing well

How Arsenal fans think this clown is one of the best in the league is beyond me.

No. Liverpool or Manchester city will be the winners.

Rio is like twice the size of Zola kek

FC Utrecht

1. City
2. Liverpool
3. United
4. Arsenal

It is his fault though he's doing worse than Hiddink despite having a summer to get the squad ready

>including therapists, medical team, gk coach and kit managers
why is british press so shit?

QUICK
who will be coaching Arsenal next season??

>need to improve your defence
>sign luiz

UTA Arad

1.City
2.Arse
3.Totteringham
4.Liverpool

>Liverpool
is this counter meme?

weird picture

Chelsea

1. Arsenal
2. City
3. Liverpool
4. United

>Cred Forums poster IRL

>all these people putting Liverpool in the top 4
As a Liverpool fan, I don't share your same level of confidence.

Wenger

Chelsea needed him even just numerically, they would be playing Mikel or a kid right now otherwise.

this

conte might not make it to January

Do a Malaysia Airlines Flight 17

he hates you Antonio

>need to improve your midfield
>spend 140 million on the dabbing darren gibson and play him alongside rooney and fellaini

Why not? What's there to be pessimistic about?

>JUST

So conte is bald? Lol

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True Alonso is a possibility but from what I've heard about him he isn't really that good, but it can't be worst than Cahill, right??

And Frabregas has not played good at all this first half, sadly.

The only teams guaranteed to finish top4 are City and Arsenal imho, between United/Spurs/Liverpool you guys have the best chance at finishing top4.

>We can win the league this year la, deffo top 4
>lose 2-0 at home to Norwich
>Koeman doesn't care about the league cup la
>he's saving it for the league innit lad
>lose 1-0 to Bournemouth
>silence

this year is their year

don't you remember?

If Chelsea's academy is so good why is David Luiz at the club?

>utrecht

jongen, mooi keuze.. ik heb in a'dam voor een paar jaren gewoond en ik vond utrecht een mooier stad.

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What are the chances of Son playing for spurs next match? Worth sliding in the fantasy team?

holy shit you are mad. maybe dont judge a book by its color.

We lack consistency and have no defence.

The other day we lost against Burnley. Mignolet is no 1 if Karius gets injured again.

>eyes too red
>but somehow that makes it funnier

Probably depends on how many minutes he gets in the CL

hull

1. City
2. Liverpool
3. Totnam
4. Man U

>not the superior Willem II kut waalwijker

he's one of their best players this season, no reason why he won't start

What about Chelsea?

The burnley thing was a slip up. Apart from that >we have been very good in every game. Defending is easy, I wouldn't worry about that.

Years of overdelusion about shit players and shit managers have now given way to trepidation about a good manager and good players.
Why is Liverpool becoming likeable?

we played very well against burnley

>implying they aren't still in the draw at anfield cup
>implying they can't sneak a win at goodison against the redshite

nice try

Borussia Dortmund

1. Liverpool
2. Arsenal
3. ManShitty
4. Everton or Tottenham

>chelsea
>competing for anything other than mid-table

top kek

Crystal Palace

1. City
2. Arsenal
3. Everton
4. Manure

if arseanal are good at one thing it's falling apart in the 2nd half

>No changes at halftime
Wew

>not putting him before today

Lmaoing at your lyfe

It depends on how Zouma and Terry come back., but I think United, Liverpool, and Spurs all look better.

I guess you might be right but again, what can he do if he doesn't have good defenders?? Chelsea has never been really known for his brilliant attack, Chelsea has always been amazing at defending and at counter attacking.

>Palace fan
>that flag
*tips*

Jurgen "Kult-Kloppo" "Kloppo" "Kult-" Klopp "o"

Konteshit is exposed.

are those faggots pulling the same shit they did to moyes with conte?

>chelsea sloppy coming out the back

business as usual for the rent boys then

Kek conte is a fraud. JF chelshits btfo'd

Whats everyone having for tea?

yeah

feels bad, Conte isn't that bad a person

You kidding?? Yeah you guys lost but you had like 80% of the ball possession, it was just bad luck...

City
United
Neverton
Tottenham

palace is the most american team in the prem

Chelsea broke the record for the most goals scored in a single EPL season. They were always the best or 2nd best scoring team when they won their league titles

Willian is such a fucking fraud

Matic is really lucky that there are worse player than him, he's getting away with being horrendous

microwave chicken tikka masala, 2 naan breads and 4 onion bhajis

2 naan bread + 4 bhajis?

you fat fucker

Arsenal players should attack Cahill when he has the ball more, I don't know why they aren't.

United
1.city
2.united
3.arsenal
4..liverpool

YES ARSENAL HAS WON THE GAME. I CAN STOP WATCHING IT NOW.

When will Zouma and Terry be coming back? Cahill has been really poor so far this season.

this

>No team in Europe's top leagues has created as many chances as Liverpool (96) so far this season

really makes you think

Liverpool fan

1. Man City
2. Tottenham
3. Liverpool
4. Arsenal

remember when arsenal/chelsea used to be an entertaining game for the neutrals

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Another repeat of 2011 season for chelsea

Look at him, he's always so slow, taking so many touches, so sloppy.

96 still isn't enough though

Is Hazard on the bench?

>no team in Europe's top leagues has lost to Burnley 2-0 besides Liverpool this season
Really makes you think

tbf these are chelsea's 4th and 5th choice centre backs

>not realising arsenal has the most dangerous lead

>alelxis manlet

Real Madrid supporter

1. Man City
2. Arsenal
3. United
4. Liverpool

is theo retarded?

>walcott

fucking lol what a retard

>1 loss is literally the only thing that ABLs still have to cling to

WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN

That was the most Arsenal thing I've ever seen

Had chicken wings and chips down the pub when me and my dad went to watch the 3pm kickoffs. Might have a sandwich for MotD desu

walcott is a fucking fraud

>went to watch the 3pm kickoffs
wat

Dat Koscielny tho

Waiting for meatballs to defrost rn

Is this season Mou's fault as well?

lmao at that awful Brani positioning when Willian had the ball

>alonso for fabregas
???????????

LE STEPOVERS AND LOSE POSSESSION MAN

Someone needs to break Willians legs

literally who

he left the squad in tatters

so yes

What happened?

>3 at the back

walcott is a championship player and always has been

the fact that him and ox have been in the arsenal squad so long is why they will never win the PL or CL

Whenever Chelsea try to attack they have to get past a wall of mdifielders whereas when Arsenal attack Walcott and Sanchez are always 1v1 with defenders but people will keep deflecting the blame away from Conte when it's clear he hasn't got his team set up well

Tell me about it m8

Just orderd a pizza hut bruv, 50% discount code is sick.

Ohh my 3-0 HAHAHAHAHA

>arselel's tiki caca
ayy lmao

>Utd v leicester 0-0
>go for a piss
>come back and Chelsea are 3-0 down
What happened?

Arsenal should be like 4-5 nill.

lmao ozil taking a piss

No your squads shit work ethic left the squad in tatters

What the fuck was that?

His dark satanic contracts bolsting his team have been broken so yes

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surprise

WALCOTT FUCKS IT UP AGAIN

Xhaka has a nice way of passing

The problem with Arsenal is that they always try to walk it in.

Absolutely tragic

Did the madman play a 3men defence without telling his players how to play it?

walcott was the best chelsea defender there

Even this Chelsea side cant make Walcott look good.

LUDICROUS DISPLAY DESU

ARSENAL ALWAYS TRYING TO WALK IT IN

Went pub for soccer saturday, we support a L1 side but live about 400 miles away from said team. Don't get to see him much these days so it's nice to have a beer or two and catch up every few weeks.

>inb4 life story

Classic Cavani.

The squad was fucked before he turned up and won them a title.

>these people are paid several millions to defend

Holy shit Chelsea's defence

When the fuck is Ivanonic going to get dropped? He's literally a shell of the player he was a few seasons ago.

can smell that shit from all the way over here

"defence"

ay caramba

>David Luiz is 1/3 of the Chelsea defence

Steak and chips or takeaway chicken and wedge, I haven't decided yet.

Leicester fan

Man City
Spurs
Liverpool
Arsenal

Leicester floating around 12th and out in the last 16 of the champs league

>need to improve your defense
>sub in a former Sunderland defender

BRAVO GONDE

Miss me yet?

Top notch defending from Arsenal

remember when Conte forged one of the greatest defensive partnerships of all time?
and then he went to chelsea lol

What are your predictions for the final match score, lads?? 4-1 is mine.

Never.

what part of leicester you from lad?

what did they do to moyes?

>sub in someone who got rejected by bolton wanderers

>DIEGO BOSTA

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why is William and Costa the only players giving an effort for Chelshit?

>isnt a second toe longer than big toe master race

you won't survive the coming genocide desu

Amazing...

>Chelsea defence is so bad it actually makes David Luiz look kind of ok
really makes you think

so prem confirmed to be a 2 Horse race between Liverpool and Man City

AC Milan (sigh)

1.City
2.Liverpool
3.Arsenal
4.Spurs

Arsenal getting 3rd this year. I can feel it. Also rate what i cooked today. Felt likw eating Mexican food today.

Just a reminder Marcos alonso is a murderer

Liverpool.

1. Citeh
2. Liverpool
3. United
4. Arsenal

Grew up on Milligan road then moved to Blaby.

Queens road now

3-2

liverpool will go through a bad spell though

city wont

>out in the last 16 of the champs league
Leicester are probably drawing Bayern just because UEFA hates dreams and memes.

>(sigh)
Aren't things looking good now? assuming the chinese are real I mean

>Queens road now
same la

>my second and fourth finger are the exact same length

what did I mean by this?

looks like filth

>Steak and chips or takeaway chicken and wedge, I haven't decided yet.

youtu.be/M78q3KM8jLA

>willian

Chelsea

1. Man city
2. Liverpool
3. Tottenham
4. Arsenal
5. Everton
6. Chelsea
7. Man Utd

Spurs and Arse still in it.

5-1

looks exactly like it does on the box

Do Chelsea not have any other centre backs to replace Cahill with? What happened to Zouma?

>New manager
>in a new league
>not his squad
>playing a new system

what could possibly go wrong

Willian is STILL taking freekicks and people STILL think that he's good at them.

ur fourth should be a touch longer desu

step it up

No really, thank you for your quality projection.

spurs are going to get exposed when they face good teams

recovering from ACL injury

Gillingham

1. Man City
2. Arsenal
3. Liverpool
4. Man United

>abramovic hired Conte so Chelsea wouldn't concede

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>Cahill and Ivanovic

>Completely forgets why he had benched Fabregas for the previous weeks and starts him in a big match
>Plays Kante as a DM when the man instinctually bombs forward
Why doesn't he do what has worked for them with the 4-4-2?
>Cahill almost did it again

This game is dead tbqh. What's your lads predictions for the ryder cup. Mine is a Europe win and lots of shit posting

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>literally 2 bolton defenders playing for chelsea

Urrrrrgh

People are saying the same of city

> the state of "cahill"

>cahill
KEK

Fuck off Cahill
Brani could play there, I guess

5-0 lol

THE STATE OF THIS DEFENSE

mummy won't let me hab pizza for tea the night lads

He was such an amazing defender god damn it hopefully he recovers well from his knee injury.

He's been out with an ACL injury for ages. Players are never the same after ACL injuries. I hope he'll be okay.

index finger > ring = faggot (me)
ring finger > index = brainful masculated heterosexual HUNK

ring finger = index : brainless sissy retard, possibly a closet bisexual (disgusting)

kek

pls no bully

>cahill
The pride of England

>americans

I defended Luiz because I thought that people were shitting on him too much but I didn't expect the rest of the defence to make him look good.

why are english players so shit?

Chelsea has no attacking plan whatsoever.

america the beautiful

Fuck off Christian

What the fuck is happening right now

>Panic intensifies

See you down the slug and lettuce for the Chelsea game on Sunday la

>ivanoshit

imagine how shit miazga must be if he can't get into the team over cahill

??? ?? ???? ???????????????

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>ivanovic

meet you in kebabmaster in 15 mins

It LOOKS fucking shit, but also it looks like it's pretty tasty.

when is the fifa 17 out lids?????

>walcott

What's a Miazga, m8?

There has to be some hidden reason for Cahill starting. I can accept that Ivanovic has a lot of power and he can't be dropped, but why is Cahill playing?

>i dont appreciate a solid pair of meaty conkers

what are you guys, gay?

>paying R$100 to watch stream
kek

KEK

K E K

Literally my face throughout this entire game. Fuck this bunch of entitled bitches, >we need a whole new squad.

American defender Chelsea just sent out on loan

Wallcott's decent lately

>chelshit are cunts
>Arslel look like cunts

Huh?

>>we need a whole new squad.
Let's drop Cahill and see how things are.

30th in Norgay I think. So probably 27th-29th or some shit in UK

Not even Mexican but I feel personally offended by this

Yeah, looks like he hit the weights and got a clue.

>lose 3-0
>sub in poodro
kek

WEW

>cazaorla

See you in Jones for brunch tomorrow morning

He's the same greedy retard he's always been.

>paying

Willian is class 2bh. Definitely deserves better than this.

>cagorla

(You)

This is Willian posting from the bench

Conte's shouting at his players but none of them are listening lol

So does Azzar

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>commentator implying these subs mean conte is throwing in the towel and thinking of future games

he's going 352

Arsenal are really going to miss Bellerin when he Joins Barca

Jesus. Bellerin is fucking fast.

>he's going 352
Kek, good luck with that

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MAMMA MIA, SPAGHETTI!!!

Pedro can't even run faster than a defender what the fuck is the point of him

Why they booing Xhaka?

not sure it will happen with luis enrique in the bench

whats your favourite sweet lads?

too white

cause he's shit

"shoot"

>352
>In England

Surprised Chelsea haven't conceded 5 more really

SHOOOOOOOT

like that doesn't get old

They're saying SHOOOOOOOT

the sweet taste of chelsea losing three nil

do you realize you run faster without a ball and that bellerin is a fast cunt in general

>Cahill
>Matic
>Ivanovic
JUSt

They're saying "Shoot". Didn't you see his blooter?

he actually did it the madman

Who is better? Arsenal's Van Persie or Alexis?

>abramovic

The worst thing is that whoever meet Chelsea will know that they have to attack Cahill and that Chelsea can't defend.

whoever got more titles

sherbet lemons

Prime RVP

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Arsenal are only winning because theyve scored more goals

prove it

Thanks Alan.

Ok, Mr. Bean.

Thanks for the explanation lad, was a bit lost up till now.

Conte is getting sacked

>Triggered

Describe Chelshit fans' mental state in 30 characters or less.

Did Fabregas waste his huge chance? I mean he looked shit but Matic was even worse

Don't understand why chelsea don't buy any good defenders

start alonso

forever

literally the only lb in the squad

plastic

What are you doing in England, Hagi?

so why are they saying "shoot" to costa too? are they retarded?

if conte doesn't start alonso on the left and azpilicueta on the right next match then im officially renouncing my support for him as chelsea manager

>Kieron Gibbs thinks like a defensive player
Fantastic analysis

>posting normiebook maymays

end yourself m8

this was xhaka like 6 years ago

tbf at least when arsenal were last in a champions league final they deserved to be there

first shot on target

woopdidoo

On suicide watch

>Arsenal still wont win the league.

Nice

I don't think Willian should be starting either. Play Pedro or Moses.

>defending is easy

Arsenal dans more obessed with chelsea losing than they are winning

Your gook ears can't hear the difference

errr that's wilshere

looks like a white tsuuu

I just find out that Alonso grandpa won 4 CL in 50' with Real, pretty impressive.

>are arsenal fans retarded?
yes.

Ah, this is not bad as last year yet

hahaha laurent making an absolute mug out of that caveman

I almost feel bad for Costa.

Had to mute for a minute, so much for tje "expert analysis"

>2nd half
zzzzzzzzzzzz

>BAT

>CR7's secret little brother

might be worth giving moses a start but its not as clear cut as they're all pretty mediocre

>that flag
>supports Chelsea

fylkir?

This scouse commentator is so biased wtf?

arse defense still looks leaky as fuck

just chelsea more shit today

>Missing from there
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I remember thinking that Batty was a good striker, it was fun

>giving a google the job of finishing

why do english clubs still fall for the google striker meme

CECH CECH CECH

just fucking boot it at the keeper yeah!

More than Arsenal

nope

Yet

>Chelsea's first shot on target in the 81st minute

Well at least I got a girls number last night and she was pretty cute. She's even been responding to my text messages.

As a Chelsea fan, I'm happy that nog missed his shot and hope he'll never play another match under the Chelsea kit.

>battybuwoi

>arse defense still looks leaky as fuck
its not bad, relatively

all arsenal fans are indians or africans and are saying "woo" because they're just enjoying the game and want to see another black person do well

>poodro

How based is Koscielny?

FORTY NINE FORTY NINE UNDEFEATED

>h-haha it doesn't matter that Arsenal have literally been world class today chelshit had one 1vs1 they just missed in the dying embers of a dead half of football!

enjoy your lack of vitamin D for the next 6 months you cunt

Costa the leader, the warrior, has given up.

And who will replace him? Lelsea don't have anyone else, do they?

>As a Chelsea fan, I'm

No you're not. Fuck off falseflagging frog.

>implying you can tell the difference yourself

you're watching stream too fucking pakishit

you what family?

>poodro

relative to other pl defenses? nah.. not really
city's was horrible against swansea

>pedro

Batshuai didn't take advantage of his chance and Sanchez did, that's what made difference. You don't win games when you can't score.

holy shit chelsea are even worse than last season

>texting the next day after getting a number
You dun goof'd

>pedro
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

good for you man. I hope it goes well between you and her

Except season ticket holders are literally 95% white though

And at least we aren't a team full of mercenary niggers like ch3lsc0nts

no they aren't, city is the best team in the league

>playing normie wait text games
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>You don't win games when you can't score.
top tier analysis

Losing to Arsenal must be so embarrassing.

>bat-shoe-why

Nah, gonna be a repeat of 2011-2012 season for them. Conte is just another

it's ok if you don't understand, it's still a fresh meme, Cred Forums will pick it up soon

better than liverpool's, chelsea's and united's for sure

there's no stand out defence in the prem

Marcos Alonso is a perfect copy of his father. WTF

>wanting to be perceived as thirsty beta

or in the world really.. defenders have gone to shit

sad really

what the hell is your problem ? stupid, dumb snownigger

>Conte is just another

I'm on the edge of my seat here user..

>Arsenal fans will now think they have a chance at winning the league.

Fantastic another a few months of delusion to deal with

nice, make something happen before too long, or it won't

>jiroo being shit again

count me surprised

ONE TEAM IN LONDON

>caring what a girl thinks about you
Beta as fuck m8

do you think its because of rule changes that favour attackers?

seems unlikely that defenders would just suddenly become shit

hair on point tho

Thanks la, chances are I'll be found out as a fraud if we meet up again, since I just barely talked to her (she was waiting at the bus stop when I came walking) and it was dark outside. Probably gonna stop talking to me real quick if she gets time to seriously study my features and personality.

Still a nice boost to actually get someones number on a night out.

no one cares about your feelings you smelly nigger

Will Arsenal finish in top 3 this season?

5'10

Pretty sure there are a few teams in London spread across the leagues.

palace?

I think more youth grows up wanting to be attackers

it's been rumoured they did that last year but I don't believe it desu

Who /comfy/ here?

nope, top 4 :^)

I hope MOTD rips into Cahill, I hate him so much

doesn't matter.. everyone's shit

You're either a Chad or a cuck, there's nothing in between. Chad definitely doesn't text the next day

>she gave her number to a stranger in a bus stop
>she responds texts the next day
be confident, you can do this, she's desperate and has absolutely noone else

liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/watch-moment-web-troll-who-11918656
>Rowan O’Connell, 23, was hit with a fine by magistrates today over the sick outbust following the death of Mzee, 18.
>O’Connell took to social media website Reddit, where he made baseless allegations, labelling Mzee a “good for nothing, spice smoking, Toxteth monkey”.
>O’Connell, of Back North Crescent in Lytham St Annes, Lancs, pleaded guilty to sending a communication of an indecent or offensive nature at Sefton Magistrates’ Court today.
>Nick Archer, defending, told the court that O’Connell experienced a strong backlash from the Reddit community which resulted in his employer’s Facebook page being flooded with derogatory posts.
>This in turn led to O’Connell losing his job, although he has since managed to find other work.

HAHA BRITKEKS

Costa totally disappeared from the game

>Media ripping into any Engerland player

They still defend muh Hart.

It goes in cycles I think, more goal threats, more need to train defenders, heavier defence, more need to train fierce attackers.

Ok Russia, whatever floats your goat

Did his father murder someone too?

>I sat through that whole shit heap.

...

I've been in bed all day watching footy.

Good

it's happening

What a log Jiroo is

Gibbs has been pretty good too

or something, fuck off

you shouldn't be that pessimistic about yourself and the situation. Of course you don't want get ahead of yourself either. At least you did something and not wallow in your own sadness

Hey Arsenal fans, at least we can actually win a CL. LOL.

explain

Wat? Did Alonso murdered someone?

Yeah it's really quite strange because she was actually pretty hot as well, not just cute. Seemingly nice body (not fat at worst), really cute face, nice hair.. I don't understand why she's wasting her energy talking to a shithouse like me, but whatever I'm enjoying it.

This I hope we stick with an all Aryan team going forward

Literally me watching all those matches from today.

>muh luis return

new

The second half was really boring, it's like the teams stopped giving a fuck

>gonte :DDDDDD

Oh god I don't want this based Italian out the door. Pls gib time for acclimation Roman b0ss pls

>shots on target
>0
what about bats chance? azpi shot?

Bailly for that price was a ripoff as well, he's a 12mil defender

>tfw your team is every bit as shit as your feared

someone pls tell me that everything is going to be okay...

arent you supposed to be lost?

Technically it was manslaughter while heavily intoxicated

It really reminded me of their 3-0 win against Utd last season. 3-0 up in the first 20 minutes then absolutely fuck all for the rest of the game, no hint of Utd being dangerous.

Have you looked at your youth or loan army?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's not going to be okay m8, it's not...

>Have you looked at players that will never get into the first team?
No why would I give a fuck about them?

Things are going to be ok when Cahill is dropped

Fuck off and just tell him what happened.

Stupid idiot was drunk-driving and smashed his car into a wall or whatever, and the person in the passenger seat died. Kind of fucked when you think about it, but on the other hand getting in a car with a drunken idiot makes you just as stupid as him.

It's not like they have a chance at playing for Chelsea.

Fuck noo .

I hate Alonso now. What a dumb way to die.

...

sorry meant >mouyes