Heeming general

youtube.com/watch?v=etkOSb94AiI

2 AM tonight, 11 PM tonight for west coasters

manlet brawler with an anger problem

Could Schaub beat Ben Rothwell in a rematch?

Yeah that's what streams are you massive faggot

Definitely, Schaub is by far the more skilled fighter. His boxing is crisp and his ground game is second to none. What happened in the first fight was a fluke, simple as. It happens once in a while to everyone.

most sport stream sites just have live events

nvm I didn't see the past events thing

it happens a lot more when you have an origami chin

2 AM tonight, 11 PM tonight for west coasters

what did she mean by this?

mobile.twitter.com/GrabakaHitman/status/779515190136242176/video/1

Thanks

For sure. Schaub was piecing Big Ben up on the feet before he got sucked into a brawl. If Schaub kept his distance and made it a technical striking match he would win. He just got too overconfident after he rocked rothwell the first fight.

Thanks, will read the Cruz article

You should link something about Pena turning down Shevchenko at 205 and not signing, seems to be a problem UFC is having recently

Agreed. Also Yamasaki stopped the fight against Travis Browne too quickly. I think Schaub could have won in the second round.

guys how many bongs and bings?

'ow many bongs n bings lads?

He couldn't beat anyone in the top 30

Its not even a meme. Literally one guy spammed it every thread until everyone gave up on calling him gay.

Clean your fingers my man

No u

>hurr durr I don't like Schaub so nobody must like him hurr durr

stay 100% salty for sure, my friendo

yakasami?

Shaubposters don't count as people, so no one likes him

>unironically enjoying a loser

wew lad

>I cuck post

chck ur cheto fingrz m8

Why do you try so hard to fit in online?

why do you samefag so much?

Is the highest level boxer a cut above the highest level MMA athlete?

Is someone like Cruz's movement anywhere near the same level of Mayweathers? Can they even be compared?

Fingers are squeaky clean my man
Why do you try so hard?

Don't respond to me ever again

schaub bless this lone faggot

KYS, schaub reigns over Cred Forums

>>Cred Forums

>ironic
2 years of posting is not ironic, it's motivated advertising

It's obnoxious, unoriginal and not a meme, it's an ad

The last thread was okay. I miss that thread.

Literally first time replying ITT

kys pal, I hope you don't do it for free you underage youtube faggot

two different things, Cruz's movement accounts for kicks and takedowns etc.

Not a good straight line comparison. Highest level boxers train in their single sport since children, while freak athletes like Jon Jones and Brock Lesnar can come in and dominate in MMA.

Not sure if you can compare movement either. A UFC sized cage is like two boxing rings

ok

Imagine beng such a loser that just seeing how successful and popular Schaub is literally upsets you.

DUDE SCHAUB LMAO

Imagine beng such a loser that just seeing how successful and popular weed is literally upsets you.

> A UFC sized cage is like two boxing rings
No.

Imagine having such a shit life you have to live vicariously through a podcast host. I bet it sucks.

This is why you shouldn't do drugs kids

*dabs*

great thread lads

Imagine being such a loner that you self insert onto some below average "fighter" and shill for him on an anonymous anime imageboard for free to feel better about your miserable life.

I don't think you know what vicariously means

I meant more an on overall level, I know the sports are completely different, but in terms of just their skill

People wank over Mayweather, I know MMA doesn't have the same popularity but it made me wonder

>literally SHOOK by how successful weed is

literally the only answer

So, does anyone in this thread ever talk about MMA?

> A UFC sized cage is like two boxing rings
>No

A boxing ring is 384 sq feet. UFC cage is 750. Kill yourself.

you

For sure stay in your lane, cheeto fingers.

Conor nuthuggers are pathetic

What's that? I come here to call people casual

If all these cheetoh fingered virgins would stop trying to derail discussion we could have some nice talks about the keto kids return

Yes and no. A top-level boxer like Mayweather is going to be a cut above the best MMA fighters when it comes to boxing; however MMA is a totally different game, and having elite boxing isn't really helpful when an unranked scrub can take you down and submit you inside of one round.

The skill level in specific areas of MMA tends to be lower than that of athletes in specialist sports, but specialists will always get wrecked in mma because it's a lot more effective in an mma context to be average at multiple things than elite at one thing and completely helpless everywhere else.

Well like I said with Lesnar and Jones, athleticism can give you a huge jump start in MMA. High level boxing is entirely dependent on technique.

it's early on fight day and it's tradition to war against the shills

It can get pretty autistic but it's who we are. For better or worse.

this desu

1. Friday night when Invicta is on,
2. When non-UFC events are on.
.
.

10000. When McGoof is about to fight
1000000. When a mandrama goof is about to fight.
10000000000. When it's a schleb thread

specialist like Maia who at least get decent enough to strike or wrestler then impose their specialty are fun to watch though.

(You) are obsessed with another man.

Imagine being such a loser that you describe time spent on Cred Forums as "comfy"

Quality bantz completely relevant to thread, especially the part referring to kids playing video games. It really is incredible how tight you are dialed into interplay and nuance of this general. Keep up the good work and hopefully your compensation is worth it.

Imagine being such a pimple faced little teenager that time spent on Cred Forums is spent posting trolls and fapping to traps.

How badly will blood goblin hurt qt KK's face?

EBI heem is v.comfy too

Stop posting about me.

And Schaubposting ofc ;^)

cauliflower ears, the most permanent kind

on randome days yes, during events its mostly meme's except when the fights start, than everyone is watching and commenting the fight the easiest way to blend in is when people get ko'ed you have to write HEEM
its kinda mandatory, if they tapp, its HEEM TAPPY
if they get ko'd stiff,and lay unconcious its HEEM SLEEPY
thats pretty much it, enjoy the stay

Hes clearly referring to Schaub h8rs

thanks

Imagine being a non-paid shill

did you get triggered again? kek

>pissing off schaubcucks is ez

>384 sq feet.
Wrong. The standard ring used in pro fights is 20 x 20 ft.

I don't think you do.

Shit thread, I'm dumping heems

There's no standard sized ring for every pro fight. Boxers negotiate between 16 and 20 footers for every match.

An octagon is vastly bigger to any ring.

If you fight in the MGM Grand, it's a 20x20 ring.

What does vicariously mean?

>Wearing a shirt with a terrorist's face on it and acting trendy about it

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Has there been a specific win that got you emotional for some reason?
>inb4 faggot
I suppose you get caught up in the moment, happened to me when Cruz beat TJ, when Erik Perez won his last fight in his hometown, and when Rumble strapped the belt on Cormier's waist.
Webm related ofc

I seriously doubt a casino cares about mandating their ring size. That is up to the promoters. A smaller ring makes a more exciting fight anyway.

post ur dead brits

>spoonfeed me please i'm too stupid to use google

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Easy.

Machida over Evans.
>dat postfight speech

Who didn't tear up after that?

What do you want to know my man?

He's a new money manchild. What else could you expect?

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have sex

please guys im fucking retarded literally,
someone tell me how many bongs n bings pls tillthe event starts

Dead Bisbong is best Bisbong

It starts at 6:30 pm ET time. Convert that to yurop time

>Wahh spoon feed me

Check back in 4 hours

is there a fight companion tonight?

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>qt

Which fighter would you choose to have a few beers with?

Dan Hardy would objectively shitrek Woodley

none. i'll have water with a fighter though. unironically.

Condit. I'm just there to drink in his beauty though, full homo

is that the same can hardy who got knocked out by condit?

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thanks mayne

She looks terrible in all the press photos, but cute everywhere else.

the same ""can""

You guys seen this?

youtube.com/watch?v=ANRz6MhI-4A

Also, how do you think he'll do against OSP

bisping

Based old man. It would be great to see him retire with the belt.

jds

le dmt vote remain man

She doesn't look cute, she acts cute.

paid off refs

Stipay

Threadly reminder if you dont think Aldo is the most compelling matchup for conor, you are a cuck

Would be fucking amazing.

>Paid

Herb is just shit.

The bisbong that fought hendo is still locked in the shadow realms, this new one will embarass him

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

you're not right, you're not wrong
rockhold came off cocky and got rekt
silva came off goofy and still couldn't finish bisbong 2.0
actually i'm hyped for bisbonghendo rematch

>in manchester

crowd will be insane that night

>implying he isnt paid off
remember rockhog vs weedman

Hendo has a chance since Bisbong usually moves backwards and side to side, he might underestimate Dan and run into a heem.

>Being this beta

Alright, fuck it.

If you hate the following fighters, you're a beta who was bullied throughout his life and will never get laid, dying a permavirgin:

1- Conor McGregor
2- Sage Northcutt
3- Michael Bisping
4- Dominick Cruz
5- Daniel Cormier
6- Dan Henderson
7- Stipe Miocic
8- Luke Rockhold
9- Donald Cerrone
10- Stephen Thompson

Mark Hunt

for sure wash those hands my man

Im gonna compete in a bjj competition in a few hours, /heem/. Wish me luck.

If you dont hear back from me then i got choked to death.

I would literally not let you HEEM me, my man.

Good luck

Record it and put it on Youtube, our resident BJJ experts will help your technique

None I don't respect anyone who drinks alcohol unless you're a stupid kid who doesn't know any better.

solid list m8

>having the Decisionator and McMeme on your list

Is Gustafsson overrated? I'm not discrediting the guy, I'm just seeing him crumble against mediocre competition sometimes. Shogun, Blachowicz, Phil Davis etc.

McGoob doesn't belong on that list but it surprises me how close I come to agreeing with spain

Good luck bjj-kun

Wouldn't surprise me but I don't think he's pretending to be shit though.

>Hating on an Alpha male because it reflects the behaviour of the bullies who trounced you throughout your life

Way to confirm what I said. Only weak people dislike McGregor.

Gus is still the only guy who's beat Jones in my eyes, even if you disagree he's certainly come the closest. Since then he's come off as a bit of a disappointment and a whiner though.

Take off Rockhold and I'm good.

>being a manlet
>being an alpha male

pick one, spain

>That flag

Take Mcgoof's 2 incher out your mouth

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I can't help get the feeling Jones will fall soon

>look at me everyone im wearing a vest with a picture of a terrorist on it this will get me upvotes with my edgy teenage fans xD

See McGregor could heem you, your family and take your women. He can physically dominate you and there's nothing you can do about it.

I despise manlets as much as the next normal sized human being, but even I recognise a small man when I see one..

>Outing yourself as a male who was bullied by a manlet male
Bruh.

Into a pile of cocaine?

I'm 6'7" 350lbs, bench 425, dl 525

he's a joke

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How sad is your life that you self-insert onto someone else's?

I'M SORRY AUSTRALIA BRO, I COULDN'T WATCH INVICTA LIKE WE ALWAYS DO, i had a power outtage in the entire island

ye naw m8, he's a manlet I'm a man.

you're not making much sense, miguel

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Pics.

Let's see you, big boy.

Sissy.

>Trying to swerve out of the fact that you got humiliated and outed as a beta permavirgin

Who bullied you, bro? Was it a wrestler manlet?

how long until the show starts? i need to go grab some dudeweed

Spain is a confirmed manlet. top fucking kek

>bench 425

Pay electric denbt

>UFC's matchmaking is a joke
>PRIDE was so much better

Do you self-insert onto UFC fighters cause you lacked a father figure in your life?

185cm tall, 85kg.

I'd heem your jaw off, bro.

Sage is too good for this sport sir. Haha.

>"I think a step too far was when he's cussing and sending the curse words out there," Northcutt said. "I don't know. He said that's how he gets people's attention, but I don't know what people's attention he's trying to get if he's cussing out there. Is it the families? The moms? The little kids that are watching? I don't know, but it doesn't seem very appropriate."

yew'll do nuttin but get BTFO as usual

>Projecting this fucking hard

Hit a nerve there, didn't I?

Sit on my lap and tell me, lad. Who bullied you?

>185 cm
>tall

in a way he's marketing himself as being a ripped, polite kid instead of some asshole clown. we should all respect that.

seriously tho is your dad a homosexual? is that why you run away?

>Mfw spain didn't even know what invicta was till last night

There's casual and then there's this guy. His opinions should forever be taken with a grain of salt.

He's a confirmed 189er manlet, friend.

>women's mixed martial arts is highly skilled

If the UFC signs Saenchai or Buakaw but doesn't feed them to dryhump wrestlers and lets them stand and bang against strikers only, such as Conor or Anderson Silva, would we reach a final consensus that MMA striking is NOT world class? We might witness a death in the octagon imo.

I'm #1 ranked P4P poster here, faggot.

I'm in my own division. I've defeated everyone here. In convincing fashion.

Sit down before you get hurt, lady.

>Being a useless lanklet near me
Your bones are brittle, you're stiff as a board. I'll snap you in half.

>Triggered the fuck out of the Amerisperg
WEW LADS, THE SONY PROJECTOR IS BACK IN TOWN!

GET YOUR TICKETS HERE FOR THE FREAKSHOW!

>(You)ing me outside a thread from last day
Shook af.

asspain is a mandramautist

>I watch UFC

Only douchebag dudebros watch that trash, PRIDE and RIZIN is where its at.

How does Spain rationalize putting Conor and DC In the same list? D.C. Gets bullied by Jon constantly.

It's so easy to get spainsperg (You)s

all he does is project insecurity

i pity him, really

Agreed, also based Malaysian Invasion

>185cm tall, 85kg.
damn bro you must be jacked im 197cm 79kg

>implying Conor won't wrestle them

don't think anyone is saying MMA striking is world class desu, since it has to be adjusted to defend takedowns.

your posts don't sting when we know you're just some casual, you know.

>Reading comprehension

>Brit finally has a champ and decides to watch asian shitters and old fights
I don't believe you

oh wow great thread guys

>implying I'm not an immigrant

dont mind me man, just posting the goat ww

>I don't understand memes

spainsperg = BTFO, again.

inb4 the white bois say he got lucky and that Wonderwoman beats him, they are deluded and booty blasted as fuck

>The """""Greatest""""" of >all timeThirty-three (33) wins
>Of those, only three (3) are big wins, one of them only made big becase the guy kicked his ass (Sonnen)
>Brazilian
>AND black
>Roid cheat
>Upkick cheat
>Cheap shotted Bisbong and still lost
>Literally le Seven legged spider
>Started the Seagal meme
>Tapped by literal >who< chinks early in his career
>Holds BJ Penn as the GOAT (pleb)
>Used to walk into Pride's ring to child rapist music
>Heemed by Weidman after being le madman
>Fought so shitty at Abu Dhabi that they didn't have a UFC event in like 5 years
>Pretends to have shittier English than he has
>Has the most deluded fanbase in all of MMA

Ees all normal

Good thread OP, have a great day

for real

>BTFO the usual Amerispergs so hard they're already passive aggressive posting, not even having the balls to come forth and (You)ing me directly
Shook af. Speaking of beta virgins, wew lad.

Sissies. I BTFO you all once more, it was as easy as always.

>Jacked
I have Chris Weidman's physique, that's hardly jacked, mate.

I aspire for greater things, yeh.

Already proved I'm not a casual. It's you retards who keep riding that train.

Go read my post about Invicta before you jump on the Amerisperg bandwagon like a good little lapdog you are.

I'm untouchable.

Thanks. Schaub bless.

>implying that should matter
Let's shed a tear for britannia

WHY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO

>errywun is rayciss, mayne

Not even the 5th best ww

thanks man
thanks man

lmao, here's a (You)!! spain you can calm down, I rarely post here

realize this is like the 5th time i've done this to you tho

Why do I suddenly like Spainsperg?, after countless sperg battles against him I've finally accepted him as the second (2nd) best poster of heem, after me.

It's so hilarious watching him try to discuss MMA seriously when he's just a 189er

>I have Chris Weidman's physique,
That's a funny joke m8. You weigh his cut weigh soaking wet. How much do you think he walks around at?

>Go read my post about Invicta
the one where you didn't know what it was? kek

you are autistic as shit my nigga, go see a doctor

the fact that you still get shook by some cheeky schaubposting shows it's still necessary

You manlets gotta stick together eh?

>Mfw no one gave you a (you) for your terrible Anderson Silva bait

weedman likes to get fat probally weighs close to 100kg

>being a faggot is necessary
Its a choice, its not necessary

haha i got you

he means he has the same body type you illiterate nigger

Admit I'm the GOAT, then.

>All these passive aggressive posts
>No one calling me out directly
>Norway only doing so because he has no credit so he has nothing to lose except getting BTFO again
Both Norway and Sweden shame us Scandinavians on this board. All you pussies do is get humiliated time and time again.

Weaklings.

>This physique
>Impressive
I'm not saying I walk around at 90kg like he does. Pic related.

>The one where you didn't know what it was?
Yeah, that one. Go on and tell me with a straight face that's a serious post.

But of course you bitches will try to harp on everything I give you, anything to try to take my crown away.

Keep trying, pussies. Keep trying and keep fucking up as always.

>schaubspam

>i let unimportant things bother me
literally redit

>bait
Truly the worst fan base

It's a repost anyway, I got plenty of (You)s the first time around.

naw bro, all I do is upset you.

you're silly af friend

How much money did you earn last year?

>I must defend mcgoober's honor online at all costs

Spain I don't mind you but you give away too many (You)s bro. When you give everyone a (You) nobody can respect (You).

Imagine living such a sad life you crown yourself the king of a general on a chinese imageboard.

>I rarely post here
You post this every time you sperg out and it is quite often lol

>he gets so upset by a fighter's shirt he has to complain about it on a canadian diversity panel multiple different times!

>anything to try to take my crown away.
this one? watch some more mma before sperging out on /heem/, kid.

damn i really like sage, such a nice respectable kid, his parents raised him right

"I rarely post here" a meme I should know about?

does it involve upsetting spain?

>he's upset that people are insulting the UFC fighter he self-inserts to multiple different times!

>197cm 79kg
lmaooo I weigh 73kg on 173cm

>Is Gustafsson overrated?
Nah, he's had very close fights with the current and interim LHW champs. He got blasted by Rumble, but so does everyone and he could conceivably beat him in a rematch if he can last the first two rounds.

The Davis fight was a long time ago when Gus was still relatively green and I don't hold the Blachowicz fight too much against him. I think his head wasn't in the right place during the Blachowicz fight and he fought safe just to get the win and build his confidence back up.

>I humiliate you constantly on here, every single time
>"UR MAD BRO"
Kek, you shook.

51k.

Why?

It's so these bitches know that unlike them, I don't fear scrapping and putting it all in the line.

All they do is get heem'd left and right, yeh.

>These weak as fuck bantz
Jesus Christ, you give us Scandis a bad name. No wonder no one hespects you.

Is spain shook?

>us Scandis
lmao Spain what the fuck are you doing

kek

I unironically like spain's style of posting. He's a stand in the pocket and throw haymakers kinda guy. I like it. He's like the diego sanchez of banter.

(You) don't get a (You) for that shit logic, spainsperg. Anyway, my girl is here thanks for laughs.

>Being this new to the general
Wew lad.

You the one asking what "heem" means yesterday?

>239 / 74 / 44 / 1
>44 IPs
>44 IPs
>44 IPs

Nice "community" you got here, goofs. See you at the event.

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Alright, fair enough brother, keep fighting the good fight, goober bless

I used to come here like a year ago bud, it was before (You)r time

yeah but you're fat and im ripped basicly

leave spain alone, guys. this is all he has.

JUST

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND NEWWWWWWWWWWW

>netherlands
>ripped
Lanklets, when will they learn?

>Mfw the casual sperg didn't even know what Invicta was till yesterday

>Mfw the only fights I ever see him discuss in depth are the ones from UFC 202, 196,194, 189 and Dillashaw vs. Cruz

I have the same built as McGoobz, friend, I'm at like 13% bodyfat atm.

>kneemed two days before the fight even starts
>new interim champion

eh-ahm

Everyone relax

>us scandinavians

what did he mean by this?

>Invicta
imagine watching the WMMA rejects org

>13%bodyfat
>not fat
I literally have like almost 0 fat im probally around 2% bodyfat right now eat less fatty

El Goobo.

>before (You)r time
Damn straight it's my fookin time.

Every year is my fookin year.

You will miss me when I'm gone. My sabbatical is at its end. You will miss me, for I have changed your bum lives.

Go check the archive then, goof.

>Getting so undoubtedly outclassed and humiliated you have to make shit up
I despise """"men"""" with the mentality of Hillary Clinton.

Pussies.

Imagine being triggered by women.

If you have 2% bodyfat you are dead bro.

>Mickey Gall, you're taking everything I worked for Mother Trucker

idk why you post mcgoobers pictures all the time,
sucking his dick doesnt make you a mcgoober,
more likely a lapdog like artem lobov

>this is what lardasses believe

>jj is getting filled with little woodleys right now
not fair

Mark Hunt is 5' 10" :^)

>Didn't even know what invicta was till last night

>Trying to copy my manner of speech
>Trying to talk shit being Croatia after I dusted you clean in one reply
>Trying to flex at me
Sit the fook down before you get hurt again, lad.

>More passive aggressive bitches afraid of stepping up
Shook goofs.

think he's more a wwe kind of guy.

For sure

Sage says walks around a time 3% body fat

>jj is getting filled with little woodleys right now

>implying Woodley is cucking anyone just because he's black-splosive
Literally "my wife's son".

I want her to stick that finger up my butt

>>Trying to talk shit being Croatia after I dusted you clean in one reply
>implying theres only 1 croatian poster here
>believes he has monopol on "manner of speech"
ye'll do nuttin spaniard , nuttin

probally less hes about as lean as me

Sage is retarded and doesn't know what he is talking about.

what time will rizin 2 be tomorrow for us midwest ameribros?

>Shook goofs still afraid to call me out directly

Sissies.

>Getting humiliated and roasted to the point where you have to pretend it wasn't you
>Trying to duck me this hard
It's ok, buddeh.

If I was you I'd try to duck me too.

Sit down before you get hurt again, sweetheart.

please sir no cussing, there are moms and children at present.

Sage is a saint

Rizin starts at 2am est

You sound like you're starving.

Eat some fucking tulip bulbs or something.

havent you been destroyed enough today?

calm the fuck down, seriously

I propose an embargo on all outgoing (you)s. Make heem great again.

>being this delusional
kek dude, dont worry i wont burst ur bubble
mcgoober would be proud someone is defending his honor lmao
you're litteraly his online artem lobov :^)
keep dreaming boyo, nobody can take that away form you

Why is Miguel so OBSESSED with manlets? Conrad/Cruz/etc

dumbass overrated hue

Fuck 2 AM? Why does Japan have all the good things and we just get stuck with the nuclear bomb

>implying you know what you are talking about at fucking 13% bodyfat
l-m-a-o

>No offense whatsoever
>Trying to talk smack but failing miserably
>Getting humiliated non-stop
>Got called out on trying to use my vocabulary

You know what the saddest part is? This insane humiliation I inflicted upon you is the high point of your day.

>actually projecting this hard

lel, you're a good troll but a shit fite fan

OK lads what would you rather have

1. a knee from overeem
2. an overhand right from rumble
3. Paul harris leglocking you until you tap

I'd rather you have a sandwich you skinny fuck

>nadie puede tocar esta izquierda patron

>NO U

Fucking lmao, fucked you up so bad all you can utter is "no u"?

The state of you, Jfc, smdh.

>fatass being jelly at my 2% bodyfat

Hahahahahaha lad shut it that's every UFC card for us Euros
Rizin is 7AM for us

this, have to agree with ex countryman

>Paul harris leglocking until you tap
i never tap, give me another option.

>i never tap

Overhand from Rumble, getting instantly heemed doesn't hurt at all. I got hit by a car as a kid and got concussion from it but didn't remember any pain

I have no rebuttal for this tbqh. I feel bad

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anyone here been to a ufc event live? i went to ufc 111 and had a terrible time. why does anyone go to those when you can get 5-6 buddies and order the ppv?

Post Stipe bouncing Reem's head off the canvas.

No bully, he's pure

Why did Dana make 205 so shitty?

Granted Cerrone vs Lawler would've been worth the 50 dollars alone.

Have you ever won/lost money betting on a UFC match? What was the amount? Do you regret it?

I only went to Faber vs Pulver, I guess we can consider that as UFC somewhat. Very fun card, definitely worth the drive.

I go to just about every Tachi Palace Fights events.

All his forehead botox went to his brain

My dad and I went to see UFC 120.

Literally the only UFC event I've been to and for the looks of it unless I go to the US, I'm not seeing any other one soon.

>Be spain
>Claim people who dont like conor were bullied
>Openly say you were a bully
>Don't realize Conor learned martial arts to stop being bullied and beat up daily
>Have secret fantasy about hanging with Conor and bro-ing out
>Don't realize they could never be childhood friends cause he would have bullied the bowl-cut wearing Irish nerd
>Don't realize if Conor posted here anonymously, you would argue with him endlessly until Conor realizes its not worth his time anymore, at which point you claim you BTFO him in a 300 word post where you reply to every poster in the thread
>Continue to live your bleak and pointless life until your parents kill themselves for having an autistic only child

Almost feel bad for him desu

delet this

I bet 5 euro on Aldo against McGregor for the laugh since the bookies had a 5/1 promotion.

joanna v karolina, top polefu battle.

Imagine if Garbandt heems Cruz in the first, yeh?

Garbrandt vs McGregor super fight is where the money is at. Left hand of God vs Right hand of God.

>tfw this could have been the card

poles are low tier as are all cultures who drink warmed beer

Bet my buddy every fight. Last big take was Stipe vs Werdum. He layed me 3/1 odds on Stipe for my $100.

Didnt that WEC card have cruz aldo and cowboy on it too?

I want to make a 2D flash game where Goober is being chased by the paddywagon and he faces bosses like Mendez,Aldo,Nate,Dana on each lvl.

He will collect coke and roids to keep his HP while he will have an ulti AoE with dat left hand and an invicible Don form.He can also summon Ido Portal,Artem and Kavanagh

Could this game change my bum life?

Should have got tixs for 204 la

Decent list, but it really just needs McGregor, Sage and Rockhold. They do 95% of the triggering (which is ironic since McGregor is literally a NEET who hit the big time and Sage is a grade-A autist with a fucked-up family life).

Would you rather have:
>Dom's cauliflower ears
>Bisping's eye
>Arlovski's nose
>Nate's "Walter Jr" speech pattern

JJ looks like my aunt who smoked all day and KK's face looks like a weathered brick, I don't understand why anyone finds them attractive

Arlovski's nose since its fixable

Yup. Plus Mike Munoz and Razor Rob. Ticket only costed me 75 bucks. One of the best cards I ever saw, live or not.

Nose

If the game runs smoothly and looks fun you could advertise it here and on other sites and make a little pocket money probably

>i never tap
It doesn't make any difference with Paul Harris.

shit like this makes me wish they allowed modified ear guards

joanna isn't much to look at, but karolina is pretty cute imo. smile is a little off though.

I wish. It would've been expensive as fuck, but I was willing to go all the way to Manchester to see it.

Tickets went out in 24 hours, not even my buddeh living there got a hold of them.

I knew I should've put Rockhold higher, fuck.

Bisping's eye.

Nothing says "Warrior" quite like oil in your eye. I already have a bit of cauliflower ears more or less on top. I do get them drained though.

>Inb4 faggot

McGregor is too big for Garbrandt, he'd fuck him up

Reminder that this happened
youtu.be/Ec0uMQu25ZM

The fuck did you get that poles drink warmed beer nonsense from, you goofball ?

Hate when people post shitty gifs even though Ausbro WebM's literally every worthwhile thing that happens

Anyone else share my pain? It's frustrating af, we have WebM's available ffs

How does the draining work? I've seen vids where they draw blood with needles, but does it deflate after that? Or is the cauliflower ear scar tissue from frequent swelling?

That's almost an 11 inch reach advantag for conor. Yikes

i went to UFC fightnight Rothwell vs JDS, here in Zagreb
was allways my dream to attend to a ufc event so i was happy, had shitty seats tho, had to constantly switch my view between the screen and the fight but had a gr8 time, and hearing wild boys and watching CroCop walking out was an amazing thing to experience since he got me hooked to being a casual fightfan
will go again if i have the chance

>complains about gifs
>posts gif

I'm sorry, phone makes it difficult to tell what I'm uploading when the thumbnails all look the same.
Plus, mexican internet.
Here you go though, bubble&squeak

they warm up their beer and put spices in and pretend like they invented vodka

Totes.

It gets to a point where draining doesn't work anymore and you have to live with it.

But they do mine with needles, it deflates instantly. I've had my ears drained 5 times total, the scar tissue is building up and soon enough it'll be permanent. Least that's what the doctor says.

>Loyalty is the sign of a world champ
Look at what it did to R Honda and Browne lol
Conor was proven right in this instance but it's going to bite him in the ass later, if he doesn't retire first

>350
>425 bench
>525 deadlift

Uhhhh, go for a run and actually get strong please.

I went to UFC 188, people were really disrespectful towards fighters, specially Werdum, not Brazilian-tier disrespectful but something along those lines.
Some guy was smoking weed behind me and I had beer drop on my shirt every time we stood up after a good punch
When Cain was submitted you could tell who was mexican right away, just like in UFC 198.
7/10, got me hooked tbqh

the fuck are you talking about, what did those heritage idiots invent now in Chicago ?

Man, poor Chadlet. Dude had his moments but was so far out of his depth on the feet, and spent that last twenty seconds getting mauled.

they probably serve it in tourist bars
>come taste strange, exotic polish brew!

It's common for a pole, to store a beer up their hole

it's funny how literal who countries only post when someone from there is fighting

Meh, all the Team Lolipop Guild fighters are giant douches anyway. Watching them get btfo always makes me happy.

how many bongs until fight pass prelims?

Chad is different tho. He's always so jovial and sporting, even after a loss. He's like a little puppy.

It's common for a canuck to wear banana hammock

i except heem to get flooded by us if we ever get a successful fighter, many norwegians are like that. care more about the norwegian than the sport. sort of patriotism, sort of "yes, we are relevant!"

Weren't they doing the "chinga tu madre" whistle during the weigh-ins? I though us burgers were the worst crowd, you guys give us a run for our money.

~2

I actually enjoy his YouTube channel, def looks like a fun outdoorsy guy, sad he got the McGregor Curse.

No it is not, I hope you get shot

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Eh. He's one of the better ones, but that whole team annoys me.

I'm waiting for some 6'2" blonde Norwegian or Icelandic powerlifting bitch to make a run at the UFC and "man"handle women's bantamweight. It's a dream, but we can have those can't we?

>6'2"
>135

They're annoying in that you always hear about how "dominant" and "elite" the team is supposed to be but they've spent the last two years getting BTFO.

Get ready for a new wave of manlets riding Garbrandt's coattails.

I personally think brazilians beat us, just look at 198. They're always trying to touch or grab the fighters during walkout, I don't know how they keep their cool, i'd be pissed if some guy took my cap or stroke my head on the way to the octagon

Time to make woman's lightweight a thing. Before the weight cutting kills Cyborg. Thicc fightfus is the endgame.

Does anyone have the jones/cormier /heem/ painting?

hahaha jesus fucking christ did that webm really happen
lmao

Would there ever be any interest in doing a /heem/ event of DraftKings?

i know a few girls that are into powerlifting, i have no idea how that got so popular in my town. i think we have some junior world champion. but they're all femlets though, and i think kick/boxing is more popular than mma for girls, only chubby housewives show up for mma for a few weeks to get some time off from their medium treadmill walks. maybe if we get just one popular fighter it'll change.

Most of the best lifters have nord blood/nord ancestry, no idea why. Is it an inbreeding thing? Or did scandinavians breed like black slaves did in America?

this one?

why is betche such a cunt now

did she used to be respectful of her opponents?

Well that, and whenever one of them is in a title fight, you always get fucking Urijah telling you how they're ready, they're gonna be too much for the champion, their footwork is too good, too much power, etc. It's especially bad when it's Urijah himself fighting, and you know he's gonna get rekt hard.

Annoying how delusional that dude is.

Nah, it's just a figment of your imagination

They have slow twitching muscles which is why they're better at lifting and black people are better at things that require fast twitching like running

I didn't recognize silva with the beard

no, the ms paint one here

>I regularly watch Joe Rogan's podcast

>silva

There's like 20 people i think of, who?

He looks like a human now.

probably more a culture thing, strongman competitions are kind of big, or were at least. maybe also some genetics, who knows. was important to be strong back in the day.

>gimme a Silva! They all suck!

How could you ever recover from talking mediocre shit to someone with these boxing skills and getting beat in little more than 30 secs.
Now imagine being a woman and being a brazilian one, for that matter.
Can't picture all the banter she got back home.
She wins best ass in the UFC though, can't wait for her to do a nude shoot.

Maybe you guys had to cut more firewood to keep warm or shit.

I'm glad Edmund is died

well it could make sense that blacks are faster and better at stamina related stuff since they kept on hunting more by just running down their prey on the steppes, in other climates people did other stuff. and yeah colder climates were shit to live in i imagine, probably had to work hard to just maintain survival. also different food sources.

Jesus fuck. How does someone even physically punch that badly? I don't think I could even punch like that if I tried. Someone purposely trying to mock Ronda's boxing punches better than she does.

There is just so much wrong with what she's doing.

Edmund

And she was still knocking roasties out, she actually could've been the female mike tyson for real if she started with a real camp

I mean, he not only taught her wrong, he taught her so wrong that it'd actually take a great deal of skill and practise to do it. I honestly just tried to imitate her and I honestly can't. I have no idea how her form is that fucking off.

Her bad training ultimately led to her defeat just like tyson

post Cus obviously

Not really, tyson had good training and stuck to it until around the Spinks fight, and quickly deteriorated going into the buster Douglas fight. Ronda has just had terrible boxing training for her whole life and would have lost to any levelheaded boxer who could control her ground game

You guys need tro step up your marketing of WMMA so we can get some viking waifus in the octagon, stat.

and false rape accusations

>Cus dies and Tyson falls in the hands of King after losing his only father figure
>Instantly goes off the rails and everything gets fucked
Imagine the legacy Mike would've left behind if Cus had hung around for a while longer.

Did you know the girl who claimed to have raped tyson said he had a 14 inch cock? Women will say anything for a buck

Makes you wonder why he has the worse knock outs ever - like ever ever. It literally makes me embarrassed to watch him get knocked out, and at home in my underwear. It must physically hurt him every time he sees himself getting put in the shadow realm.

- Pride comes before a fall

I mean he might but women can't tell how big dicks are

tonight will be glorious my friends. we get to watch cyborg kill some poor lass then we get to watch rizin right after. oh boy

it makes sense that callen would have a show with him considering callen just wants to be your friend and agree with you

14 inch cock???

that would literally be the size of her arm - yeah nah I doubt it

Are you serious? 14 inches is almost the length of Tysons thighs, it would peep out in the small shorts. Besides the court investigation determined Tysons dick to be 5.5 inches kek

kek

why is he always making the stupidest faces like he doesn't want to show his true emotions?

that's 14 hard user

Schaub pretty much just talks over anyone he perceives as weaker/less famous/less important than him, and sucks up to people he think could kick his ass or make him money. Called can barely get a word in edgewise, but Rogan, no matter what he says, Schaub agrees with.

the largest (functional) cock on earth is 13 inches, belongs to jonah falcon.

is this card worth waiting for Sirs, im allready tired and i wanted to go to church tommorow

>literally
What is the difference between "being embarrassed" and "literally being embarrassed?" I'm trying to discern just how stupid you really are.

"Literally" is the most misused word of 2016

Brenden "you're my guest but im going to ask you a question but then answer it for you" Shaub

but yeah, he's a rogan fanboy. he said he cried when rogan said he should retire before her got seriously hurt because he "wasn't championship material"

I'm pretty sure the biggest ever on record is 13.5 inches. And to be fair, no one seems to know how big they are. Dudes who are like 6 inches always think they're 10 or some shit. Most dudes you see in porn are like 8 or 9 inches. Very few people are over 7 or so.

literally - like I'm genuinely embarrassed not just saying it banter.

Why are you so mad is that you schwab?

goddamn i remember watching that

biuriful

He would have done better with a full camp. No guarantee that he'd win, but with Goobz' lack of cardio, who knows.

>Meh, all the Team Lolipop Guild fighters are giant douches anyway
I have mixed feelings about them. On one hand, they seem like tryhard compensating manlets. However, they're kinda growing on me. At least Faber and Chad are. Faber because he seems to genuinely care about his team. Mendes because he seems like a decent outdoors guy like Mexicanon said.

It's weird. They talk a big game when they're promoting and often make excuses when they lose, but they seem pretty chill and nice when they're out of camp.

Dumb people use it for emphasis because they don't understand what it means. Pretty sure the only kind of embarrassment that exists is literal embarrassment. I don't think too many people get embarrassed metaphorically.

COMÉ GALERA, AQI STAMOS VENDO LYOTO MACHIDA MATANDO O RASHADJEE

I see. I am literally not shwab and you are literally a moron. This last sentence is just banter.

It's truly Conor's greatest weakness. His chin is fine, he can definitely take a shot, his reach is perfect for his division, his wrestling game is serviceable, but man he really needs to train that gas tank. When he starts running into more guys that can take dat left, he's gonna be in for a long couple of years.

30 mins lads. I got gillespie is an upset

I'm sure lost if not all people know what literally means, but to be honest people miss use it to exaggerate their statements or as a joke. The real sad part is that your autism doesn't let you see this. You literally sound like you have autism and any little thing would trigger you to sperg

>watching anything but the main card

You know Schaub has a fat hog on him. Word is Callen is packing 7"+ also.

>People in THIS thread are defending boring wrestlefuck fat Cormier

H'okay Spain, you really think ima just let you sit here, and say that the most boring fucking champ in the UFC is worth PPV buys?

I just don't think his style lets him have a gas tank. He moves so much and throws so many flashy techniques, I just don't think it's possible to maintain that for 5 rounds. Even Cruz tends to slow somewhat and he doesn't throw as many power shots as Conor.

I don't think Conor actually has bad cardio, I just think his style isn't conducive to long fights.

Does anyone have the FS1 stream? I have Fight Pass but I don't think the main card is on there.

>Being a casual pleb

>Being a roided up Jones dickrider
>Not having the cojones to call me out directly

Sit down before I put you down, princess.

>I don't think Conor actually has bad cardio,

Well he doesn't have good cardio either.

whens fight night lads, 1 hour?

You're so fucking fake Spain, I don't know what it is about that flag, but it makes me wanna throw a shoe in your fucking face

I don't think it matters. I think he could have Diaz-level cardio and he'd still slow in later rounds because of how much energy his style uses.

I remember during the buildup to Conor vs Aldo, people were defending Conor's spin kicks on the notion that they corral opponents into his punches. That is true to a degree, but it would be a lot better if he actually hit people with them.

Prelims in an hour.

Is "I don't like how you outwrestled and neutralized my favorite striker so you're somehow bad and everyone who likes you is bad" the most pleb tier opinion in MMA? The risk of getting taken down is what makes the sport, if you can't stop the takedown or offend off your back you should go to boxing where they hug for 12 rounds and say it was a technical masterpiece.

Fucking Siiiiiicccckkk capoiera kicks are the future of MMA

when do the prelims start

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>be American who cannot into the English language
>deflect blame when called out

"Autism" also seems to be the defacto standard insult among the simpler folk these days. Such original bantz newfriend. I'm sure you're highly educated as well.

Ur on autism

*revs you up*

Robin Black did a corny breakdown of Conor once
and though it was kind of annoying he's totally right
when he says Conor hipster kicks are much in the vein
of Anderson antics, he just want to create distractions
for that left. Though Conor doing hipster kicks is Conor
being hipster, it did served to that purpose very well.

Annnnnd I'm out

No shill bux for you tonight

>Hugging for five rounds isn't technical but laying on Anderson Silva is

Anderson trapped his leg so he couldn't move or do anything, but there's nothing you can do when a guy that huge is on top except wait. Wrestling is fucking boring and lame.

If he used the takedown to go for a submission cool, if he used it to slam repeatedly, awesome

But just tipping someone and laying there for 15 minutes during the co-main event of the biggest card in fucking history against the greatest fighter of all time, makes the sport look bad. Fuck Cormier.

>doing comedy instead on very different cities
for people with very particular sense of humor

45 bings

>i took her for sushi
>she wanted to fuck
>so we took it to go
>told em don't even plate it

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"Brasil" with a tilde on the fucking S? Dafuq, nigga...

Dee must be glad she found a man with a bigger head than her's

Cyborg
Barao
Big Country

>3 picks
Wew lad feelin dangerous?

what would an accent on an S even do to the sound

Mmmm, definitely would allow her to bench press me.

>wrists bent back
>no weight on the bar

don't care if staged pic, 0/10 wnb

Yesterday I lost 800 dollars playing poker at an assisted living facility so yeah I'm not feeling confident why don't you fucking consider what other people are going through before you make your sly comments

Anderson was going up in weight and on extremely short notice so I'm not gonna say he doesn't belong in there because he couldn't do shit about it, but broadly it's true. If a guy is able to "just lay" on you, you fucked up before you ever got in the cage. Sucks that it's boring, but that's as much the fault of the guy losing as it is of the guy winning.

Shit you got got

sensible chuckle user, thanks

In Portuguese accents are only added to vowels. I think Polish uses Ś.

I don't hate wrestling entirely, I'm not Nick Diaz, but I feel like if you're on a co-main of the biggest card in history against an amazing fighter who took the card on short notice, you can afford to put on a show and promote the sport that feeds your kids.

I know Cormier isn't obligated, but he trained for Jon Jones surely he could have put on more of a show against a dying legend fighting on 3 days notice who is the entire reason you're even getting a paycheck that night

How does that change the pronounciation do you lisp it?

God, Dana really fucked this shit up

30 Bings

Is the Invicta card worth pirating?

no

>wasting time watching literal whos that will never go anywhere

Anyone have a link to a FS1 stream for tonight?

Ś sounds like whistling S kind of, youtube.com/watch?v=aRo-A2qUO0Q

Naw the true main event ended in a cut, Aldana crushed a fool like usual, there was another KO somewhere, oh and a Muay Thai fighter got wrestled

It's shameful that the champion can't even finish fucking Modaferri

Conor used to be on the prelims once upon a time. Of course you wouldn't know this cause you're just a weeb casual.

>complaining about cartoons on a cartoon website

But that's anime man

>Taking pride in not only being a casual but also a weaboo

just fuck already

>coming to a website that has things you don't like to complain about them

UNLESS they get embarrassed by a metaphor, like if someone said "Canada is just French Alaska"

Favorite Fighter?

oh shit whaddup

is that goof who creates the event threads around?

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>This triggered I made fun of him for being a weeb

Guys, I just saw that KK and JJ have fought before. It was 2012 and they were both in the shit leagues. JJ won by rnc.

>i don't know what triggered means

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Probably Anderson, the guy doesn't give a fuck.
Or Cowboy for being just a generally cool guy.

Dude doesn't have a care in the world

>JJ won by rnc
>rnc
Isn't that something

He cares about pussy

is the undercard even worth watching? be honest

There used to be video of the fight on youtube but KSW took it down when KK started making waves in that promotion

>reeee stop making fun of my taiwanese cartoons

He loves his birches, this guy is easily charismatic enough to revitalize Japanese MMA imo

which cyborg is fighting tonight? the woman one or the man one

Autism

Alleged woman

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Rory what are you doing posting with an irish IP

He wants to get his name out there as the "party asian" because you only get main card fights if you have a gimmick.

He should fight this boy

twitter.com/rory_macdonald/status/656787771621818368

jesus christ, I'd do a million times better as a trainer for half the price? how do these people get these jobs??!?!

>Reddit doesn't even have a thread, never mind links

w...wew lads

GET IN HERE

make a real thread

Right here my man

What do americans specifically have against Cyborg and her looks? It's like everyone knows she dabbled with the juice but it's only americans who feel the need to keep making remarks about it be it on /heem/ or in youtube comments...

what's with finns not knowing how to swim and having an inordinate number of drowning deaths every spring

it's just bunch of old people getting heart attacks jumping in the lake too fast after getting out of the sauna.

yes you do

I went to UFC 199. I loved it. Have been a fan since UFC 101, because the hype around Brock brought me to it. By the time I came around to watch only the main event of 100, 101 was around the corner.

UFC 199 was an amazing card.

went to first UFC in canada

serra GSP 2

was lit af