TFW your fanbase went from blue collard to nu-males

...

And you are now the third biggest team in your own division

>ywn have rainbow crosswalks in your cowtown

Feels good man

>Complains about rainbows
>uses anime

at least you don't play in new jersey

3rd biggest team?

Nice one, xeattle

>tfw when small southern town. All the gay people are the normal non flaming faggot look at me with a dildo on my face kind. The kind of normal gays that hate the special snowflake GAY PRIDE MARCH FAGTRONS.

>tfw based comfy flyover
>tfw live in a town of 8000
>tfw last murder was 4 years ago and it was trailer trash swingers, husband kills wife

>collard

.........m8, i live in a town of 50,000 up here in the northeast and we literally haven't had a murder in 16 years.

>implying all major metropolitan areas in the us are not cucked shitholes

I lived in a small town of

>damage control while mad at anime

Sounds like where I'm from, except they get a number of murders a year now bc all the ghetto trash started moving up from Chicago and Milwaukee.

>tfw Southerner
>tfw niggers are currently holding my city hostage

>north jersey is the worst place on earth
>be from comfy south jersey
>north infects us with their shitty gun laws
>steals all our water
>"garden state" all the gardens are in south jersey
>Sandy makes landfall in south jersey (only north jersey gets BTFO)
>all horrific crime areas are north jersey cities
>ruined their beaches so everyone overcrowds Cape May and Ocean City

SOUTH JERSEY SECESSION WHEN

Where in MIchigan/Illinois/Wisconsin do you live?
[spoiler]Im and black and the town that I live in is like 94% white upper middle class libruls tho[/spoiler]
wew la. Where?

Post your town, guarantee that's bullshit.

I'm Thief River Falls Minnesota

>tfw Southerner
>tfw niggers don't even attempt to pull any nigger shit.

small towns are great, fuck those big liberal city gorilla enablers.

>team name is new york giants and their logo is the letters NY
>not actually based out of new york
makes you think

north jersey is like 50 miles away from south jersey you microstate cuck

>I lived in a small town of