/cfb/ - ayyyylmao Edition

>Florida 21 - Tennessee 17
>Michigan 35 - Pedo State 3
>Duke 28 - ND 28
>BYU 19 - WVU 35
>LSU 0 - Auburn 0

still to come:
>OK State at Baylor
>Stanford at UCLA
>Cal at ASU (aka No Defense Allowed Bowl 2016)
>Arkansas vs. Texas A&M

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First for Auburn

First for Tex/a/s.

why do no teams decline the delay of game penalties teams take for more punting space?

>>LSU 0 - Auburn 0
daniel "only good player" carlson just made a 51 yarder

Rules 9-2-3-b and -c state that the referee may declare the game a forfeit if the offense either refuses to play within two minutes of being ordered to do so, or of the offense repeatedly commits fouls that can only be penalized by (at most) halving the distance to their own goal.

>Retards who actually thought the Gaturs would win

Idiots, all of you.

post >yfw Florida still wins

...

Florida is gonna choke this lmao

...

10th for being ranked

will they ever recover?

>Colorado beating Oregon

Exfaliftin

SHUTTING THE DUCK UP

As a kentucky fan fuck Duke, but man this ND and Duke game is crazy.

No. Mariota represented their last hope for at least a decade.

literally any school in the big ten would be undefeated with >your schedule

17th for 3-2 part 2

Why does Dobbs have such a large forehead?

that's what i get for being 18th

>Gators

purdue, illinois and northwestern wouldn't.

>uga
>florida

>the only unbeaten florida team left

Now we're seeing the true Florida dogshit offense

>THAT INTERCEPTION

His people extracted the forehead DNA from Peyton Manning to construct him.

>Purdue quarterbacks

It was a good scramble till you actually threw it, you schmuck.

he's got that charlie villanueva thing going on

>a fucking leaf

>Notre Dame

>Notre Lame

AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>florida

>A fucking Muslim

wow that was just pathetic, just throw it away.

Florida haha

>florida

SHART

Gators blowing it

Please tell me someone has a gif of Kelly going "What are you doing?? What are you doing?"

Could this be the year

dude just destroyed his leg dragging those defender.

>11 (eleven) years in a row
>losing by 11 (eleven) points

that tennessee gets the honor of getting blown out in the sec title game? perhaps.

For fucks sake Broncos, end this god damn game against the Beaverfags.

You now remember that Florida, Texas and USC were powerhouses 10 years ago.

Florida were Tebowbabbies

>auburn starting sean white

its like they want to lose

too many good games on right now wtf

john franklin doesn't know the playbook

SAVAGE

Who is wearing a goatee in 2016?

do I really want to have stroke and watch kentucky play tonight?

i swear on everything bruh its over bruh once they put me in bruh thats it bruh done deal itsa wrap bruh i promise you it's over i swear on everything bruh

Who is still wearing t-shirts in 2016?

come on dukee

>le current year

who is still wearing pants in 2016?


just kick the FG Duke.

who should i be rooting for in the LSU auburn game? I can't ever bring myself to want auburn to win but that would help with the SEC west since auburn isnt a contender again this year

>auburn isnt a contender again this year
>implying lsu is a contender

what the fuck happened

Notre Dame will pull it out now

NOTRE LAME IS GONNA LOSE

confirmed

I would default to rooting for LSU since i hate them less. i don't think we really have to worry about either of them

How do we relegate Notre Dame?

>ACTUALLY THINKING THE GATURDS WOUKD WIN

Fucking garbage team from a fucking garbage school.

>notre lame

Pedophile ring, with video evidence.

>notre lame

NOTRE DAME GOT BOOTY BLASTED

ROLL FUCKING ZIPS LETS GO

>NODURR DUMB

>the city of the state of pedos

that's the ball game senpai.

DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!

>DUBYA
>VEEE
>(YOU)

>uf
>notre dame

typical dirty awburn tatics

>you lived long enough to see both USC and Notre Dame start out 1-3

I didn't even know it was possible for a ranked team to lose to Tennesse. Pretty sure I haven't seen it since 98.

Tbh notre dame has been absolute shit most of my life, they just had a half decade there recently where they've been a top 25 team

Pleas just win this game....

they'll be in the playoffs if they're 500 or better
screencap this

JUST

>Signature Win
>Notre Dame
Pick one Texas

>Mississippi State is going to lose to 2 teams that can barely qualify as FBS
Oh boy

just keep brian kelly as their coach KEKEKEKEKEKEK

>Timothy Burke @bubbaprog 1m1 minute ago
Duke beats Notre Dame for the first time since 1961

Thank you Boise defense

fuck

Transferring schools if we lose this to Auburn t bh


Wisconsin sounds like a decent enough college, and they have a good team this year

It is the year after dak after all....

>Bee Why (You)

haha EJECTED

>BEE
>WHY
>(you)

noice

Almost makes me regret quitting drinking

Come to the city of jawja we'll very good next year

he deserved it
glad etling wasn't seriously hurt

come on up to the #1 school in the state user :^)

why would he transfer to a school that's going to lose to auburn next year

>transferring from LSU to UW
the corndogs must be getting to your head

Nice offense LSU

yeah he knew what he was doing.

Reminder that tOSU's accomplishments in the last 4 seasons are:

>Undefeated 12-0 season, screwed out of championship win over Alabama because of (((NCAA))) regulations
>12-2 record. Trip to Orange Bowl, undefeated regular season, Big Ten Leaders Champion
>First ever CFB playoff Championship, Big Ten Championship, wins over Wisconsin, Alabama, and Oregon. 14-1 record.
>12-1 season, Fiesta Bowl victory over ND
>4-0 against Bitchigan
>152-103 score total against Bitchigan

Bitchigan's """""""accomplishments"""""""

>8-5 season, blown out by Alibaba Creamson Tide, Outback bowl loss to South Carolina
>7-6 season, 47 points scored on them by Indiana, 29-6 loss to little bro MSU, beating AKRON 28-24, losing in the Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl watched by 22 total people outside of Michigan to Kansas State.
>5-7 season, no bowl game, losses to Utah, Minnesota, ND, fucking RUTGERS, Little Brother, Maryland, and tOSU obviously.
>10-3 season, autistic coach signed, lost to Utah AGAIN, lost to Little Bro AGAIN, in horribly embarrassing fashion, loss to Ohio State AGAIN and absolutely humiliated and BTFO 42-13. Cute Citrus Bowl win over Florida
>0-4 against tOSU, 1-3 against Little Baby Bro.

>Wisconsin sounds like a decent enough college, and they have a good team this year

We'll see what that team is made of in the next couple weeks.

That was a pretty liberal interpretation of targeting desu

Auburn vs LSU might as well be a "loser leaves town" match.

One of those coaches will have to go.

four ND starters were benched, and UT still needed octuple overtime to seal the deal

What's the meme game tonight to watch lads?

I've got a few buds up at tech and it would cost me a hell of a lot less, maybe

Fuck off with this dumb corndog meme

Nice kicking LSU

Loser gets Brian Kelly

notre dame has lost 3 bets for me now this year

with Michigan's win and Notre Dame's loss Michigan reclaims the all time college football winning percentage title.

Notre Dame took it from Michigan in 2013.

there are so many asian manlets in Madison tho
and LSU basketball is gonna be so meme-y this year

desu our other tackler should have gotten thrown out too
he really could have messed etling up with what he did

Bet the over for Louisville scoring 50.5 and watch that game

>people laughed at me yesterday when I said Tennessee would expose Florida as overrated shit

definitely OSU / Baylor and A&M / Arkansas

Thank you based fitz

>vs Texas A&M
>vs Alabama
Please God bless Tenneesshit with the talent to btfo these schools.

>Michigan reclaims the all time college football winning percentage title.
>Notre Dame took it from Michigan in 2013.
Really? I thought Michigan had like 50-60 more wins.

How much later did ND start playing football?

The amount of quality HC job opening next season
>USC
>Notre Dame
>Auburn
>LSU
>Texas(?)
>Mississippi State
>Baylor
>Oregon(?)
>Penn State
>etc...

Texas is not passing on Charlie anytime soon. He's slowly but surely improving the program.

Madison is the only place in Wisconsin I'd live

So does UNC get more votes next week, or no?

Their run defense is obviously trash but their offense is legit.

If OU booty blasts them then he will go right back on the hot seat.

Can we please get the next nick saban

charlie strong is probably OK. Notre Dame... if they make a bowl i can't imagine they'd fire Kelly

>tfw our coach will probably leave for one of these if we do good this season
i-i dont want to succeed

I'll agree with that. With all this exposure, there should be no reason for Texas to not BTFO chokelahomo.

It would be a shame if he failed. He managed to get a decent recruiting class every year (top 10 last year).
He is improving the program but not as fast a good coach would do.

what if croom was the next nick saban but y'all ruined him

wtf but chequamegon bay is beautiful

>pedo state
>baylor
>auburn
>miss state
>high quality coaching positions
No

>Implying getting hired by Auburn and getting millions of dollars after they fire you is a bad gig

the next Nick Saban would, like, get you to a couple sugar bowls and then move on to a better job

i got no hate for MSU but you know it's true

VanGorder's head will roll before Kelly's will.

darius slayton is an awesome name

Go back to your nap, autismo

Pedo State and Auburn are good jobs. Not top tier, but good jobs. The rest are trash.

They do.

This is winning percentage.

There are high schools in texas with better stadiums and facilities than your school

With as many shitty players as Mack recruited before he said good riddance, it's not surprising to see Charlie being as slow as he is. I mean we had to go a year with Colt's little brother who didn't even want to play for Texas.

You're right. Silly me for solely thinking about football. The Auburn retirement package is world renowned.

bama's accomplishments in the last 4 seasons are we won 2 national titles and you won 1 so you can suck our dicks

they might get a vote or 2

why won't they stop saying carlson is perfect on the year
they're going to jinx him

Right so that means ND must have started playing football quite a bit after Michigan. Or am I wrong? Just curious what the difference was.

Will UF ever be relevant in either football or basketball again? I sincerely doubt it.

>Auburn
>Quality
KEK

Only when you apologize to Tim Tebow.

would but I'm not your sister

is this Army's year?

>Pedo State
nah fuck that. Pedo State fans are delusional and expect to be a national powerhouse I'd hate to have to coach them

Auburn has all the same strengths as Alabama in terms of coaching position. Don't forget that 10 years ago Auburn was the title contender and Bama was the dumpster fire

you can win a national title at Auburn (as long as you can get the greatest player in college history to transfer to you from Florida)

LOL fair catch caught on the 1 yard line

I dont know how but it appears so

alabama has more history though, and it's the state school, so it's more easy to recruit to

Notre Dame had a 45-year self-imposed bowl ban

What an absolute fucktard on florida... fair catching inside the 1 yard line. what a stupid fuck.

Tebow was clearly better. Thats why cam had to transfer.

7-0 GO DAWGS!!!

>center snaps ball 15 yards behind QB
>QB gets ball and panics
>throws ball to WR
>Weaves through defenders for the dragon
I believe

That's Nebraska. Pedo State fans want to go to the Rose every 5 or 6 years.

Auburn, aside for a small five year blip, has been a dumpster fire almost since the advent of the sport.

Allstate Good Hands Play of the Game

Auburn is a state school too

that's a tough choice...

I'd have to look at the area where Baylor and Auburn are and see which area is more nice. Then make my choice from which would be a safer and better place to live.

>paying this much attention to children

and for good reason too

UF is a complete embarrassment to the SEC, college football, and sport in general.

if I could get either one for a year, i'd take Cam every time

players go to auburn because they know they wont get play time at alabama

It's both of them desu

Pedo State fans are also conspiracy shitters who think the B1G is always out to get them

we were a dumpster fire in the 40s, the latter half of the 70s, and about half of the 90s
1910s (this is sad that i'm bringing them up) and 80s we were elite, 00s were mark richt, 10s are meme, rest is very respectable

>Sneak

Proven fact.

They kept the genes in a cryogenic chamber until they found someone dumb enough to go through with it.

>Sean White
>is caucasian
what did his ancestors mean by this?

sorry i should have said state flagship

this is literally what happened to bo jackson

god what a weird policy

>yfw you're a buff right now
>>poor wife is an ND alumni

Tennessee actually did it, the madmen!

>let's talk about streaking
What the actual fuck am I listening to?

god damn baylor has some gaudy fucking helmets

These announcers for the LA Tech@MTSU game are terrible. Theyre making this hard to watch

is UT back?

And with that Tennessee's coach has secured a job for at least the next five years.

its verne nyquills last year so i doubt he uses a filter. who will replace him?

UT is back indeed

>all that security
no fun allowed

>all those anchors who picked the gaytors to win

INDEED

Is Army back?

reminder that the Ivy league still has this policy

is joshua dubbs related to charlie villanueva?

>Tennessee is back just long enough for Alabama to put them away again

dude have you watched any Buffalo games this year?
a D3 team with downs-y walkons could beat Buffalo

>ignoring the fact that you were booty blasted by Clemson in 2013

If by back you mean a bowl game yes. If you expect a CiC trophy then hold off for now.

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

Okie State @ Baylor thread

>mfw Bama beats UT in October and then again in the SECCG

I didn't know about that, to be honest
didn't grow up in a ND home (tfw broke) so I never learned the history

FFS Auburn

UH is killing it right now

It's a joke, you dip.

Though them potentially starting 4-0 is notable in and of itself.

Tennessee acting like they just won the natty top fucking kek act like you've been here before you pathetic fucks this game is meaningless

>tfw safety

sorry in advance your team is gonna get BTFO man

Is Leonard Fournetyards the biggest meme in college football? Even Dalvin cuck is better than him

9 months from now we're gonna see a shitload of births in the state of Tennessee

>but we're beating Oregon

oooohhhh....university of buffalo

THE CITY OF AWBURN

That whole sequence of plays was cringey to watch.

t. asshurt Gator

Auburn has more heisman trophies than most schools and several national championships. They're a historically good program

I've met guys who went to West Point and they said the environment at home games is indescribable

dalvin cook is better than everyone. or at least he was last year. remains to be seen this year.

It's ok :)

JUST GIVE THEM THE SEC TITLE ALREADY

Reply if your team will remain irrelevant in college football for the rest of your life.

UF here.

Feels good brah

I thought LSU was gonna give us problems but they're lookin kinda shitty

you mean univ. of wisconson?

What was the best booty blasting today?
>Georgia Booty Blasted
>Notre Dame Booty Blasted
>Florida Booty Blasting, but then Booty Blasted

but the Arkansas game hasn't even started yet :-)

god damn the SEC championship game is gonna be a bloodbath

My team will be irrelevant until next year

GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO GBO

Florida lost, but was not "booty blasted" you underage brat.

Georgia.

Florida shitposting hasn't been nearly as obnoxious this year as Georgia's was. We're free from Georgiaposting for another season.

>Kentucky

meh I don't care Basketball is all that matters here anyway.

>inb4 someone says bandwagoner.

I was born at University of kentucky hospital, you can be any closer to a team than actually playing

Nobody gives a fuck about Northwestern
They had one week of national hype and it all fell apart when they lost to OSU at home....now I have to just appreciate their little glimpses of meme magic =(

they got insanely booty blasted, bitch

That was a second half booty blasting by UT.

>38 unanswered
>not a booty blasting

pick one

>stadium looks like a bedpan

Michigan/Wisconsin

Who wins, what's the score?

>That tOSU-NW game

I still remember that poor user who lost a big bet on the last play. That entire game was a shitshow.

Unless Texas' basketball team gets stupid good in the next year or two or our football defense knows how to block a run, we're remaining irrelevant in spirit. We'll still be that school that shitposts because lol we're texas.

In 10 years UCF will be the top team in Florida regardless of the fact we're about to lose to FIU

I don't talk to tripfags.

It was a come back, not booty blasting.

And we booty blasted them in the first half so it's a draw.

The final score says otherwise you dumb fucker.

Michigan 41
Wisconsin 17

who /realUT/ here?

Michigan 27 Wisconsin 20.

Wisconsin puts up a good fight, but the crowd spooks Hornibrook into throwing an early pick 6 that ends up being decisive.

>still suffering from being so booty blasted you're delusional

right here fampai

Probably not, Pitt is trash

if that SEC commercial didnt give you goose bumps i dont know what will

uk vs south carolina

who ya got?

Michigan State not even scoring a touchdown at home was pretty good too

Would you stop being a false flagger and/or retard? Like UF needs any more help looking bad when they're already utter shit.

>And we booty blasted them in the first half so its a draw.

>38-28
>A draw
?????????????
Is this bait?

We are all UT fans today. Now Cuck go Bama

I got to see them beat [ranked but terrible, sans Melvin Gordon who was a fucking beast] Wisconsin a few years ago; nobody gave a fuck....crowd was really nice though

Nebraska vs Northwestern

Florida doesn't look bad nor are we utter shit. We faltered in the second half against a consensus top 10 team after drubbing them in the first half.

>that 38 point tear
God damn that was a thing of beauty.

Kentucky

31-27

>consensus top 10 team

Now you're just being silly.

How many Baylor girls are gonna get raped tonight?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahhah ahah ahahahaha ahah a ahaha aha ahahahaha ahahaha aha a ahahaa a ah a ah aa ahahahahahahahaha :laughing emoji: :100: :100: :laughing emoji: :thumbs up emoji:

UNC Tar Heels here. No matter how well we do, we will always be second fiddle.

>notre dame is kill

yes

buick commercials are so cringe

Man. Just stop.

>consensus top 10 team

wew lad, just be a dignified loser. Tennessee had a superb comeback, too superb to watch without a Gator fan tearing up just a little. But that's ok, you're gonna fucking stomp UGA

I was pretty sad after the Georgia game....they looked so good =(

If by faltered you mean completely self destructed then yes. We'll be lucky to finish 3rd in the East. This is a 7-6 team, 8-5 at best only because the East is trash.

Bet you feel silly right about now.

Musburger

auburn graduates believe in vandalizing public property

>people will fall for this bait

is tennessee a top 10 team?

Also UF lost by more than App state did. That means they're better than UF too.

Not that that's saying much.

LAWL.

>Oregon BTFO by the Mighty Colorado Buffalo

#yearofthebison

>71458581

It's gonna dangle right here, just outta your reach.

FUCKING HUSKERS

what about the Alabama fan who poisoned the oak trees in Toomer's Corner

OH ROCKY TOP YOU'LL ALWAYS BE HOME SWEET HOME TO ME, GOOOD OL' ROCKY TOP WOOOOOOOOO ROCKY TOP TENNESSEE!!!!!!!!

>Team A beats Team B by "x"
>Team A beats Team C by "x+y"
>Ergo Team B is better than Team C

Idiot.

>Landscape Architecture
itsfuckingnothing.png

I'm crying tears of joy right now

not an alabama grad

Well I am a UF fan so being an idiot is kind of obvious.

>median in the middle of the street outside of my job's parking garage
>huge ass trees and bushes blocking the view
>constantly have car accidents when people turn out of the garage

Fucking bullshit.

>using the term "slavery" in a lighthearted context
DAS RAYCIS

I think you're confusing all time wins with winning percentage, m8 (percentage of wins to games played).

Michigan started playing (at least games that counted) in 1879. Notre Dame started in 1889, though.

I really need to update my bait folder.

I guess we are such evil racists that UF had no choice but to punch one of our players and give us 15 yards

there's about a billion Fate bait pics you should have

Big Ten didn't allow anyone to go to Bowl games that weren't the Rose Bowl (which you only went to by winning the Big Ten) and you weren't allowed to go two years in a row until like 70s. That's why teams like Michigan and Ohio State only have like 40 bowl games played and not a very good record (because they were going against Pac-12 champ just about every time they went)

>Punch

The dude got love-tapped on the grill and flew backwards like he was in the Matrix.

Did you not see the replay? It was more fake than a soccer game kek

Are the buffs /ourguys/?

You're not understanding him. If yesterday Michigan had more wins but lower winning percentage, it would have to mean that ND had played fewer games and thus has a younger program

t. a guy with a degree in mathematics

ESPN Stats and Information

Missouri now has 178 points in 4 four games this season. In 12 games last season, Missouri scored 163 points total.

4m

>

right....and I'm sure it's pretty fucking hard to win in Pasadena, since it's a USC / UCLA home crowd

Here in Tennessee we are delicate flowers, Florida should have been more gentle

>les is complaining about the noise

kek

>Having the audacity to stand against the men in uniform

No, the Buffs are literally terrorists today.

Can an ayy lmao win the Heisman?

Did Maulk finally wake up or was he replaced?

Yes. But Dobbs can't win, so it's a moot point

didn't he get kicked off the team

Mauk got kicked out of school
It's a new guy

Lamar Jackson is ayy lmao also?

>Mauk

Shit son, where have you been? Mauk is at EKU now.

Drew Lock is their boy.

>"Auburn"
>plays in blue

Was it because of cocaine?heard through the grapevine he was tied up deep in the drug game

post comfy puppers

>Auburn
>auburn isn't even one of our team colors

Yes

they scored 79 on Delaware State today. Those points shouldn't even count

>LSU unironically struggling against a barn

Auburn is a color?

awwwwww such a cute dog

you're exactly what's wrong with people taking sports so seriously

>Buffalo trying the option against Army

If there's one type of offensive play you don't wanna run, it might be the one they practice against every fucking day.

This is now a /cfb/ pupper thread.

yes? it's sort of crimson

is he a mascot? adorable

yeah
it's like a redder orange than Auburn uses

someone please post uga going back into the doghouse

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That's Smokey
Best dog by far

Don't anyone dare post that disgusting A&M dog

I get it now. He mentioned Michigan having 50-60 more wins in his initial reply so I thought he was stuck on that.

But just because they're 50-60 wins behind doesn't mean it'd be shocking they had a better winning percentage which is why I thought he was just talking wins.

Smokey a cute! CUTE!

...

That is one cute doggo

stream for Southern Miss vs. UTEP

campusinsiders.com/live/football_southern_mississippi_at_utep_09242016/

CHAOS BEGINS WITH A RUTGERS WIN OVER OHIO STATE. THEY WILL FIND THEIR PLACE IN THE BIG TEN

I gotcha. 50-60 is pretty small over the course of 130 or so years

FUCKING plebs. All of ur shitty college football teams combined couldnt outscore the force of nature that is THE MIZZOU TIGERS OFFENSE. You all wish you had such amazing fucking studs on ur offense like FUCKING LOCKE. STAY mad fucking losers.

>38 points

I dunno their defense was pretty fucking soft. Like a marshmallow or Dwight Howard in the paint.

Putain un autre français :o

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By how many ranks will Wisconsin be undervalued next week?

I would pet that pupper

>Rutgers beating Ohio State
>Rutgers even competing with Ohio State

Not even Kek can perform that kind of miracle.

I knew Tennessee would win as soon as I saw Corso disrespect Smokey during his pick, you don't disrespect the pupper

idk why anyone would want to be an architect. you have to go through so much shit in school just to get shat on by engineers and contractors for the rest of your life

haa ca va?

oh man thanks user, this is the link of a life time, god bless you for providing the stream to this game. i don't know what I would have done if I couldn't have watched south miss play utep.

Oui oui et toi? :)

because art vandalay is a role model

>Behold, the Power 5 cuck in his natural habitat

You're cool A&M. Reveille is a cool pupper.

oui ca va mec, t'es d'ou?

What game are we watching?

I hope mail gets it together. Another white guy like manziel who had the athleticism if elite mobile QBs but would rather do coke and party

he's wearing a jacket! i love it

if this targeting penalty gets overturned can we undecline the defensive holding?

meet up with her
it's always cool to catch up with friends

fuck her right in the (boi)pussy

Don't be gay, just go

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waiting for the Washington game (check em)
just kidding; Nebraska / Northwestern

>targetting

When will this horrible meme end?

>he fell for the trap meme
might aswell go full retard and fall for the cuck memes too

Sauce??

Mtf or ftm? Also pre-op or post-op?

UBuff-Army

I don't care how bad or memey the triple option is, watching teams play it well is mesmerizing.

Valence et toi?

don't be a fag.

do it.

I'm /bama/ but smokey is GOAT pupper

>post op

disgusting. no feminine penis? no thanks!

B1G fan here unironically watching Auburn-LSU and Arky-TAMU

MtF. She's just been on hormones for 8 months.

BUILD THAT WALL

>those salty boos for a clear non-targeting foul

>falling for the falling for the X meme

his ass will smell like man faggot

it'd be gay not to do it

Mississippi State

LA Tech@MTSU

no others matter

do it/her/him/xir

Do it, faggot. Best blowjob you'll ever receive

/bama/ here. Smokey is comfy but GOAT pupper is Dubs

>onside kick

why

why can we not execute in the red zone

moi je suis parisien, c'est ouf de voir un autre francais ici, tu regardes nfl aussi?

you know you love us really

>auburn in charge of scoring touchdowns

>4 field goals in 35 mins of play

Georgia would be elite if we had auburn's kicker

I never buy into the hype... I also root for Michigan State and UNM. Needless to say today was a bad day

thanks senpai

give it a go senpai, who knows he might be the one.

Auburn is gonna win by only kicking FGs lel

I think we can all agree that /cfb/ has some top-tier doggos in general

Cuz your receivers aren't very good.

LSU knows you're gonna run it 4 times in a row on the goal line.

That is adorable. Holy cow

As an SEC user: LSU-Auburn then Arkansas-Texas A&M

>the latter game has the belt up for grabs

Trans people aren't real.

Un peu de NFL ouais (avec un faible pour les Ravens et les Seahawks), mais je préfère le CFB.

Them's fightin words in Austin, m8

tony stevens is the new sammie coates
he can ONLY make highlight reel catches, he will drop every perfect ball

they're decent until the red zone

who /CANTCHASETHEMASTERRACE/ here

rip girl

en fait c'est l'invers pour moi donc c'est peut etre pour cette raison que nous n'étions pas dans le meme fil avant!

a-at least our kicker is good at tackling!

vine.co/cb40d2ec-9d71-4b19-88dd-fabdbf4bc8c7

Gamecock sucker literally tackles the guy 5 yards out of bounds.... no flag.

daniel carlson just nailed some random person in the endzone

heisman yet?

>Michigan State

I was at work. What the fuck happened?

oh shit need gif of that girl getting knocked the fuck out with the football on the kickoff

Ou est la bibliotheque?

F

twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/779835341154951168

>snap over the head
the state of texas state

She just got blasted.

Any vines yet?

Christian "Hang 'em from the Tree" McCaffrey

got rekt in the trenches

They lost because they aren't good. What are you confused about.

0/10 thread not enough St. Bernard mascots

That's the thing though. LSU is gonna press the fuck out of your guys cuz there's only a 10 yard window they need to cover down there.

Plus >Sean White in charge of throwing deep balls isn't helping you get there
in the first place.

They were showing the world what "top dog of the conference" doesn't look like.

Voila mon passport, ah, Gerard Depardieu

this is good

>logo is a tree
this is also good

Je passe rarement sur Cred Forums pour la NFL.

i've noticed they do this at least once a game to UK. they put out our best receiver a few years ago with the same crap and no flag.

tony stevens had the dude beat, sean threw a perfect pass

They scored less than their opponent.

Are you really that dumb? Retard.

kentucky governor ladies and gentlemen

>tfw you fell for the Smart meme

UCF checking in

I don't understand how lsu's offense is so bad. They are loaded with talented and have one of the most gifted rbs in recent memory. Why do they suckered so bad

Some times I wish that I were a woman so that I could have Christian McCaffrey's babies.

lololol the comments

colorado proves again

>twitter.com/PeterBurnsESPN/status/779836717478113280
kek

I know its kentucky football and no one cares but come on ref throw >us bone here.

m-me too

Twitter always has somebody recording these things:
twitter.com/LoveLaurenHope/status/779837404530126849

The Sipness went to his head.

queers

topkek

As a /Bama/ just give it about 2 years. Let him get some of his recruits in there.

A lot of people say Smart did a better job at recruiting than Saban which makes sense cuz Nick is a total sperg

Very rare picture of me holding Jak AKA Bully, the Mississippi State mascot.
Know people in the vet school and he was boarding so they snuck me in one night. Got to meet Champ too before he passed.

give him a team full of his actual players and that team is going to be a LOT different

/cfb/ can we all agree Georgia is the most overrated program in CFB history. Over-ranked every year; irrelevant since Herschel Walker.

>women playing in mens major league sports

>McCaffrey and Burns
name a more handsome QB/RB combo

>ad for Arkansas Tech
wut

Dantonio being Dantonio

vine of the girl getting hit in the head with the kickoff in the awburn game

vine.co/v/5vdxDbIKjDq

He's a great recruiter and coach. You shouldn't expect a top-tier team in season 1.

...

s-stop

I would say UF but you need to be rated in the first place to be overrated.

Texas
Michigan
ND

fag

How the fuck did this happen

feeling like that camera woman

Looks like a big guy. I didn't realize how huge bulldogs are until I met Ugas IX and X.

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

PLANES

this is truth. Most people don't understand how incredibly poor Mack's recruiting/evaluations had become and the complete dearth of talent he left behind. Charlie's only had two real recruiting classes and both are indisputably looking like the foundation for the future.

>scheduling a cupcake

You mean the score or the impressive display of ninjitsu

UCLA uniforms could be based if they weren't made by Adidas

USC

>playing cuntry music everytime Kentucky/SCAR goes to commercial.

WITH NO SURVIVORS

>oregon uniforms

how can one school give itself over to being a literal meme and go to sleep at night thinking that's okay?

sup gay guy

Which school will fire their coach first:

>USC
>Auburn
>LSU

THE HERD RISES

The disappearing act.

Where did he go?

>tfw you will never be a superstar QB at a southern school and get lots of southern belles with qt accents

good excuse for plastic surgery

she is a skinny blonde girl so I am sure she has a bird beak

USC should.

What is happening with Baylor-Okie State?

The loser of the LSU/Auburn game gets canned in the locker room.

Clay Helton is done after this year

SC is going to try and get Chip Kelly after he crashes out in the NFL

no no no our southern accents are not qt...

God

i like them lel

What should wisc be ranked?

lightning delay

any detected lightning strike must be followed by at least 30 minutes of delay

>southern accents aren't qt on girls

Are you gay?

>Southern accents aren't cute on girls

found the kissless virgin

I know, southern accents make you sound dumb and slow, like you really are.

we /Big12AfterDark/ now

speak for yourself

he's trying to stop the yankees from taking all the qt southern accent girls

5 right now

28th when they lose 3 games by seasons end

Commit sudoku

Adidas is by far the worst uni maker

>twitter.com/JacquesDoucet/status/779841210647060480
hihi

since the games started at like 8am, is most of the big 10 conference asleep right now

youtube.com/watch?v=NAj26rVWK14

I went to high school with Tony Stevens

i'd give her something in the face if you know what i mean

7/10

only fags that want to suck dicks cares about who makes a uniform

You're gay, aren't you? Smart Southern Belles, the kind you find at Vandy and Davidson or the old money girls from UNC, UGA, and UF, are literally the GOAT American women.

>implying a southern belle would want some lib cuck Yankee

You don't have to suck dick to know that this is not OK

nothing gay bout being comfortable with your feelings dawg

would they want a french boy? asking for a...friend

i already told y'all
he's trying to keep the yankees away from qt southern accent girls

>Old money
I resent this term, it is so anti American

this

i have to hope at least one does
>from the north
>liberal
>goes to auburn

>Stanford
Black coach, white players
>Every other football team
White coach, black players

mind your own business, i wasn't talking to you. but yet you feel inclined to respond when the topic of homo sexually comes up. just saying.

>liberal eurotrash surrender monkey

Good joke Jacques

nah theres alot of white players now, its not just qbs now, like every team has a starting white receiver

trips confirm i guess ;_;

>every

99%, HBC's are racist

This denial

>tfw none of the girls i know have heavy southern accents

ur fat af

Congrats, dumbest post of the evening.

>Sjokz at the Rose Bowl
I want her to sit on my face

time for a new thread, Cred Forumstards

t. self loathing cuck

AHHHHHH SHITTTTTTTTTTT

>rich southern girls are GOAT
In what world?

Normal southern girls are fine, don't get me wrong. But if they don't come from recently successful or old money families they more than likely come from trash families with a plethora of issues. It's why Smart and/or Old Money is an important factor. Besides, the majority of hot southern belles that go to good universities are from those kinds of families anyway.

AUBURN FIELD GOAL

F
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G
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stop looking at my cock

If she could recover from that, I hope she'll recover from the asskicking we'll hand to Auburn later this season. I'll probably feel a bit of remorse though.

OHHHH SHIT
H
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S
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Hopefully Florida.

NEW

typical Millennial response

>yeah materialistic lazy snobs whose fathers will kill you if you don't buy them everything they want are GOAT......

lol no. i dated one of the heirs to the Coke fortune a couple years ago, they may be snobs to an extent, but their dads could not give a FUCK what they do anymore. past the age of 20 they gave her the family card and wished her the best of luck

But they are tho.

They're top-tier qts though. Rather have a slut form the south than a slut form manhatten, chicago, or California. Generally less slutty (or less obvious about it) and significantly less liberal. And they don't dress like they're going to a night club (Northern) or (sleeping under a bridge every night (West Coast) so that's nice.

Dude have you ever been to the south. 99% of us come from normal money.

Also stop homogenizing southern accents, not everyone sounds like scarlet o'hare. hick-ass southern appalachia accents are categorically garbage

>normal money
aka poor

>poor
>middle class

pick one and only one

>LEL
>ESS
>POO

LEL S U

so poor

Sure, but you're acting like every sorority girl at UGA descends from some thousand acre plantation when really the old money girls are going to ivy league schools

>the south
>poor
>nig nogs everywhere
pick tres

normal money is middle class, not poor lmao

stop projecting your insecurities

you have a lot to learn my uneducated friend

>black people everywhere means poor

NYC would like to have a word with you

>dated
>past tense

somebody geeked out

son, you might need to leave your basement before making generalizations like that. makes you seem ignorant

Your example is dumb and literally strengthens my point you dumb redneck.

more so she had the personality of a cardboard box lol, it was for the best

Yuuup. Though I'm very biased as a Tech fan.

>implying Old Money southerners (with the exception of Texas) don't go to Vandy, Tulane, Wake Forest, Davidson, Duke, the plethora of private schools in Virginia, UVA, UNC, UGA, and UF

There's a handful of people going to the ivies, and they tend to be that rare poor/middle class kid who overachieved in school and wanted out of the South.

>gives example of somewhere that has tons of blacks that also has money

>HURR UR JUST A REDNECK THATS DUMB
>literally 0 rebuttal building on the point of the convorsation

you sure know what youre talking about dont you champ :^) stay flyover

Alright perhaps I overgeneralized. But like, what do you know about this? What percentage of those schools do you think are "old money". I actually went to UGA and I basically never saw anything along those lines. Sure I wasn't exactly plugged in to the frat scene but still.

If you had been plugged in you would have seen it, trust me on that. I didn't go to UGA but I know people who do, and I've met plenty when I visited my fraternity chapter there. Those guys are stacked. Their families have either been super wealthy forever or their parents/grandparents started a big national/regional business. Basically every one of them. There's a reason fraternity members at Southern schools feel pretty elitist; it's because they're made up of the majority of elite members of southern society.

I'd reckon that those schools, outside of Texas schools, probably have around 70%-80% of wealthy southerners. Alabama and LSU have a lot too but they're by no means close to the level of those schools when comparing the wealth of individuals.

Another UGA alum here, but his flag extension flag does shows him as a Southerner. Then again, most people I met there lived in the metro Atlanta area so I'm not too insightful for checking the accuracy of those statements.

>70-80%

No way, 70-80% of UGA's student body comes from the Atlanta suburbs (actual fact). Middle class children of white collar professionals who moved to atlanta for their middle class careers. I can almost see your claim being the case at Vandy but definitely not the state schools like UGA, UNC, or UVA

Southern girls love foreign accents

Wealthy Southerners don't make up a large portion of the population, 70%-80% of wealthy southerners who are college students can't be more than 10k-15k. UGA isn't the only school they go to. But as a person living in Georgia who is old money wealthy, but doesn't want to do engineering, you're probably going to UGA and not Emory. When it comes to North Carolina and Virginia, there's really no distinction that keeps the wealthy from going to UVA/UNC (public ivies with large fanbases and lots of money) or the plethora of private schools (Washington and Lee, William and Mary, Duke, Wake Forest, Davidson). I left Elon and High Point out because they have a lot, and I mean a lot, of northern transplants.

For the record, I mean country-club level wealthy. Like the elite wealthy.

Alright, your claim seems a bit more believable. But spread those 10-15k wealthy southerners across 10-15 southern universities and the southern belle is not nearly as common as you initially made it seem, but eh I guess I'm splitting hairs now

get paid pupper

ya fat

Joey Bosa sacked Oregon into obscurity. Losing to Ohio State in a Natty is a confirmed program wrecker.

Enjoying the games today lads?

Smokey is best /cfb doggo

youtube.com/watch?v=CiM3O25h7xg