UFC fight thread

i guess ppl get saturated with fights every weekend

*goofs

streamhd.eu/ufc/ufc-fight-night-cyborg-vs-lansberg-live-stream-709.php

Here ya go

It's literally the worst UFC card in years

>Muh Blood Orc

He was one of my boys for years. I specifically told him not to get heem'd by Tyrone in our Boyhood contract. He did it anyway.

He could lose to anyone else, go on a 10 fight losing streak and still be my boy. But he could not lose to Tyrone.

Not only he lost, but he got blacksploded inside one.

Fuck Robbie Lawler.

He beat my other boy Rory and for what?

200 was two months ago

*dabs*

he's so beautiful, and now he's gone :(

ty buddeh

if he was your boy you wouldn't have abandoned him

Spain is officially blocked from boyhood from this day on.

Why do people like Rory so much?

is this the worst ufc main event ever?

>hurr I hate him cause he got knocked out
What kind of fair weather bullshit opinion is that? You don't turn on your boy cause he got fucked up, especially the first time. If he goes out and doesn't show that he learned or applied anything new, MAYBE.

We've had some pretty shit cards recently though and there was an alright turnout

This is bad but it doesn't seem tremendously worse than previous ones. B..Barao is on it

A FUCKING LEAF

Probably not, nobody really remembers non PPVs and even then people only remember the really good PPVs

It's mediocre but come the fuck on guys, you fuckers say this shit every Saturday.

Ronda vs Bethe was

we'll see wont we

honestly wanna see big country fight bigfoot way more

want a triple cheeseburger knockout

because he is as autistic as them

looll ur mad

lol spain wins again

It's going to be a vicious beating. I give it a B+

he's a great athlete, a likable guy and a very technical fighter, plus hes a pride bro

>them

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a solid D-

>Pop chart music as walkout music

get this cunt heemed

Here's the person fighting Gabi on the Rizin card.

Dom Cruz is live

whos more boiled kurt angle or dana

dana boiled as fuck

>Dom Cruz on commentary
I like it!

WHO /WRESTLING/ HERE?

BASED BASED BASED

The body of an overstuffed sausage

can't believe some casuals think he won that fight, probably the same that gave round 1 to cruz vs tj

who's kurt angle

Doing god's work son

her ass sticks out like a shelf

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inventor of the toe hold

Good pic, have a (You)

I no homo agree.

My turbo boy. Fucking Dana, you suck everybody's dick, couldn't you have sucked Rory's for a bit?

What part of "It was specified in our Boyhood contract" did you miss? He agreed to the terms.

Where's your reading comprehension, you goof?

Lads very important question

Gonna order delivery, what get?
>kebab
>hot dog
>pizza
>burger
>chinese
>indian
>thai
>italian

Thinking kebab desu fellas

youtu.be/7x7QNOgniHw?t=13s
youtu.be/7x7QNOgniHw?t=13s
youtu.be/7x7QNOgniHw?t=13s

I look more like a woman than this desu

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>work in 7 hours

RIP me

Are they in Brazil?

I like it, Dom has clearly done his homework on these guys

one of us one of us one of us

>boy
>contract

that's not how it works you backstabbing dog hanging cuckold

>Where's your reading comprehension, you goof?
You thinking you justified yourself doesn't make it true, I wish you a future completely void of boys

Never had a kebab. How is it? Pizza is the go to tonight

"W"MMA

>Anik and Dom

What a shit tier combo

Do Dom and Rogan

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GTFO FAGOOT ROFL YOU ALRLEADY BEEN BTFO KYS FRIEND

God damn Cruz is on point

>"he's pressuring him because he want him to get flustered and shoot a telegraphed takedown"
>*Gillespie shoots*

You never order a kebab sober, but when you're on basically anything (weed and beer particularly) it is godlike

Ironic spainposting is still spainposting

>It's not how it works
Fucking casual. Get the fuck out of here.

OUT!

My future's full of boys. Robbie got heem'd by the one guy I told him not to get heem'd against.

It's like Cruz getting heem'd by Garbrandt. I'd take Dillashaw. Hell, I said even Faber could've knocked his lights out at 199 and I still would've kept him on a pedestal.

>multiple boys
>boy contract

Fuck you spain, I'm glad your country is a shithole.

How the fuck is anybody talking about this thick ass ref?

The perfect book for /heem/

Cruz is probably one of the smartest fighters right now. Maybe ever in the UFC.

UFC Cuckold: A Schaub Memoir

shut the fukk up

Tate vs nunes was literally the main event for UFC 200

>female ref

wew, that's new

who is that ref lads? she has a huge ass

GSP is all time fight IQ GOAT, but Cruz comes close and is way better at articulating it to an audience

she's got a fat ass

great head accuracy by that dude

big ass ref distracting

>being this casual

Only brits and southamericans have enough test to notice it seems.

REF IS CUTE

CUTE

>download the ufc fight pass app not now but.. right now

Jon Anik ladies and gents

camilla albuquerque

cruz on the mic is sploooosh

cant wait until he replaces alpha brain or corn nuts

Not Spanish, you fucking cuck.

Get the fuck outta here. I bet you unironically enjoy Japanese wrestling.

>Dom's commentary
Fuck's sake, if Mike ever leaves, this is whom I want to comment the matches.

HEEM WOBBLY

Huh a blond mexican with a nice ass and plus a mma ref?

>Cruz title fight

>They give him a headset as he fights

>He commentates while wooping someones ass at the same time.

I HURT HIM JOE

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b but you do realize the "Schaub posters" are Schaub...right?

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HOW CAN A WOMAN BREAK UP A FIGHT MATES/

UFC has been SJW'd

THICCCCCC

Ref Albuquerque? More like ABQT, amirite?

>monoboying

So gay lad

>cruz cam with the best optical image stabilization known to man

Shaub becoming the benoit of mma would be awesome

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I feel like because he's such a good analyst, he just wants to say everything he's seeing but it's really hard to do when the action is live and so much is happening so he's talking quite a

Brilliant analysis though, it's just really different

20-18 Gillespie but holy shit he's such a boring wrestlefucker

It started raining and my sat dish got fucked, who's winning lads?

Gillespie

he actually said he would do this in an interview but i don't think the higher ups would allow it

that may be kebab meat but thats not a fucking kebab, jesus fucking christ
also fries lmao

>4k 360 degrees @ 144fps

Based hues booing wrestlefucks

>This ref's Bunda
Saved the fuckin card

>OHHHHH I'M HURT MIKE I'M HURT

Can Cruz single handedly make this card good?

Actually that'd be impossible because Benoit was respected and talented.

Takedowns and clinch grinding? Is the cut getting any worse?
How's it looking

20-18 Brazilian because we're in Brazil

maybe if you're a manlet

i like this ref not telling them to back behind the black line

do you get a kebab for the meat or the bread or bumboy?

i will kill you

Wasn't a very good takedown there, Franca must be exhausted

ufc should go ultra ruthless and cut both of these guys instead of announcing a winner

Damn I'm on UFC network because mexico, I get local commentators, how is Cruz doing?

This is probably the epitome of boring wrestlefucking

I don't think I can recall him looking for a proper finish once

Though I bet as I post this we get a TKO

>Brits talking about this

Let's just keep hush lad

little disappointed this guy didn't get heemed i really wanted to call him dizzy gillespie

wrestlefuked

>the crowd booing one of the defining aspects of Mixed Martial Arts

hue hue hue

pic related

>another episode of boring wrestlefucking

Chicken shish kebab ordered mates

Jesus Gillespie is a fucking bore, I need to write his name on the mark as punk ass mark list.

He hasn't even tried a fucking submission

Same. Not impressed with him at all. He literally just wrestled for the decision

Watch the judges give it to Franca now.

>people will act surprised when the Brazilian gets the decision

Remember the time Bisbong literally got heemed cold and still won a decision?

Not surprised a leaf is defending wrestlefucking, GSP fan?

I agree with you desu lad I love a nice kebab.

borough bill

29-28 gillaspie

fuck wrestlefuckers though

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kek

WRESTLING WINS AGAIN.

LOL that primal yell after wrestlefucking

Where's Ausbro with the WEBMS? I didn't get to see that bunda long enough :(

delete this

>Hate the guy who comes in
>Not the guy who dry humps their countrymen

Is he retarded?

>29-27
How did they have it scored?

Seems odd

10-9 Franca
10-9 Gregor
10-8 Gregor

1st round- Gillespie 10-9.
2nd round- Franca 10-9.
3rd round- Gillespie 10-8.

Good scoring IMO.

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W R E S T L I N G

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>interviewing fight pass prelim guys on the lowest tier card ever
lol

i guess everyone's gotta start somewhere.

10-8 3d propably

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lrn2defendDaDouble

Why do you confuse my dick like this?

Gregor vs McGregor 2018

Ah right, by the 3rd I guess I wasn't paying attention because the direction of the fight was clear

>brazilian
>in brazil
>no answer for wrestlefucking

pottery tbqhfam

Should have called out Sage

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Not gonna lie, hearing the emotion in Bisping's voice when he talks about defending his belt and how cold Hendo is makes me super fucking hype for 204, song helps a lot too. Great commercial.

i think sage wants to be a welterweight now

WEEEE

ARE THE WARRIORS

THAT
BUILT
THIS
TOWN

Good promo mane

yeah its not like jew jitsu doesnt exist

McGregor wins. He has just as much Gregor, plus some extra Mc. Wouldn't be a fair fight.

I'm excited too

Fuck off, 71

I'd call out Schaub and send him to the shadow realm inside five, guaranteed, no cheetos required

I thought he didn't want to fight Gall because he's a lightweight?

The funny thing is the two guys don't even mind each other that much, at the press conference they were pretty tame but the promos have got this narrative going and it's working

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i wonder why

>Mfw spainsperg casual didn't even know what invicta was till last night

When do the fights start?

Convinced Bisbing sincerely believes if he wins this fight it will somehow erase the epic KO

Henderson is a despicable savage.

Nice matambre dude.
Are you the one that lived in Mendoza?

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Luque vs urbina who you got?

Stipe and Conor have similiar back tats

if lina heems cyborg we are going to have to redo the entire 7-1 hues getting heemed webm

It's like he really fucking feels the damage Hendo did, and he doesn't give a fuck. He pushes that shit aside and is ready to defend the thing he worked for his whole career no matter who comes to take it.

And Hendo is amazing as well, the guy is a fucking killer caveman. People bitching about this bout don't appreciate the work he's done for the UFC. He deserves this.

Ur a beaner

its hard to get hendo excited

he kinda creeps me out in that way

They already started.

Lina heeming Cyborg would make this whole card worth it no matter how shit everything else is

he doesn't know shit about the fights, just how to sperg all over

i get the impression he's an insecure manlet with a lot of free time

sweet potatoes and steak with cheese and tomatoes? looks delicious

Did you ever hear Bisping talk about his amnesia after that fight?

He said he was sitting in the locker room with his team convinced they were playing a joke on him because they said the fight happened and he got KOed.

all this talk about chicken lads im making some

Luque by first round HEEM

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sorry im starving myself to cut off this flab

Any links for mobile?

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who put a cheeky tenner on lansberg?

Yeah that shit is something that can haunt you, but fuck if Bisping isn't gonna defend that shit with his life. Class characters, it'll be a good match my english buddehs

the follow up shot was dirty af

i remember hendo saying he did it on purpose and then quickly backtracked

Thick ref twitter
twitter.com/camisalbuque
She is a veterinarian and a hue degenerate.
sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/2015/02/veterinaria-e-arbitra-de-mma-camila-albuquerque-diz-tenho-135-lutas.html

UFC.tv

Exercise and a good diet works better than starving yourself

>no matter who comes to take it

Brazil is 0-1 so far

Urbina by decision because I recognise his name

>tim kennedy
>mayhem miller

kebab is here lads

lets have some spicy banging for pudding eh bois

Retards

Not working got another

That ring girl is too chubby to be a ring girl.

>that Aldo hoverhand

what that man has done to him.feels bad man

The announcers didn't repeat the referees name.

That was fucking awkward.

he's one of the few fighters who is would be heroic at any time in hisotry.

Brock looks imposing, but one hit of a club or sword and he's running away.

Guys like Hendriks and Gus and JJ are non-starters.

Conor fights to show people he's a fighter, to be admired.

Brown Pride, Aldo, Matt Hughes, DC, fight as professionals.

GSP (and maybe MM) would fight to the death -- but to defend an ideal, idea, his country or Queen or whatever.

Diaz's, Shamrocks, Lawler, Wandy, Shinya Aoki, Fedor, BJ, Diego Sanchez, Rampage, Leben, Chuck, Gilbert Yvel, fight from a place of craziness or revenge or inner rage.

Lyoto, Carlos Newton, Genki Sudo, fight intellectually.

But Rory fights on a much deeper level.
An ancient level.
He would fight until there were no opponents left on Earth, then climb the highest peak to fight clouds and lightning and meteors.

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HEEM DED

>it's a every brazilian gets grapplefucked episode

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEM DEAD

HEEEEEM SLEEEPY AND OUT

HEEEM

HEEEEEEEEM SLEEPY AS FUCK

WEBM NOW

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HEEM SLEEPY
WEBMS FUCKING NOW

Looks delish

he's always mad all the time.

SPICY HEEM

HEEM

wow cruz couldn't be more unexcited about that ko. need more rogaine

He's not getting up, because he's dead.

oh my god he CRUMBLED

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>Urbina's in charge of defense

kek, bad timing

buenas noches, cagefighting """connoisseurs"""

Cruz doesnt sound excited at all

You were saying?

I just don't call them out, I pick the round yeh

He was excited but he's not one to scream I think

He needs to start doing it really

Links?

Jesus I watched a man just fucking
fall defeated that was fucking insane

Put it on the highlight reel

he needs a color commentator, dom doesn't have emotions

Then why is it everyone who says they're on a diet is fat and starving africans are thin?

>br
>god

nice

more like dominick SNOOZE amirite????

This dude speaks amazing english

shitty webm

Get the fuck out of here, you just missed a massive heem you DC apologist

He cares more about the technique than the knockout. Whilst everyone else is going crazy at the HEEM DEAD, he's just there analysing the exchange that just took place

So, how bad is Barao gonna get BTFO by the next Anderson Silva?

>tfw no hueposters

lads, we may have went too far in a few places

I don't care about French Canadiens

AMAZING SPANISH TOO
representing chi chi chi le le le

because if you view your diet as a temporary thing you're going to end up right back where you started

Looks a good WebM to me

Thanks bro

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He was born in america

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My huemonkey boy is going to choke him out

the germans laugh at her

If he gets beaten by phillipe he should retire

Why do I feel like I'm the only person in the world who actually loves watching Cyborg fight? Everyone says she's ugly and a man, but fuck me that bitch fucking tears.

i was having fun with my friends ok

That spanish tho

why is a cyborg allowed to fight a woman? how is that fair?

>enjoying womens mma

have sex

Him dead.

Funny how now Cyborg is being marketed as the most dangerous woman on the planet with Ronda nowhere to be seen.

You're retarded

Shades of Dillashaw

I love it too t bh senpai, she's my boy

Ah, this is why I watch the UFC

I have a feeling that Cyborg is getting rocked tonight by that qt

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Acestream yet?

all of these female """friends""" of cyborg

>not enjoying women smash eachother

be less gay

>mandrama /asp/ies are still on heem

Ronda confirmed kind familywoman who is only cruel and vicious in the ring

she's literally Sagat.

They just say it for tonight, that's how it is. Whenever a dude is fighting they are ONE OF THE BEST IN THE DIVISION

Thanks

she's ugly but i love to see her fuckin bitches up

Thanks Ausbro, heem wouldn't be the same without you

>that qt hue with Cybrog

That first combination was beautiful

I like watching her rek bitches too. Problem is, she's either fighting nobodies in a dead division in Invicta, or girls a weight division below her coming up to catchweights. If she was in 135 fighting Honda, Meisha, Holm, etc., I would be much more excited about her.

why the fuck did I type Ronda

Cyborg is Sagat.

oh my

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i second this

>They just say it for tonight, that's how it is.

She's been finishing women in the 1st round for years and only now they decide to start marketing her after Ronda ducked her for years.

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I was wondering what the hell you were on about

>WMMA

*retarted

Is this an attempt to make cyborg look hot? B/c it's really not working

The UFC should really make womens 145 before Cyborg dies making 140

Could you imagine the backlash is she dies making a catch weight because the UFC insists on it?

Well she wasn't in the UFC before

Now that she is, they need to market her. Just how it is

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You're not helping.

Ausbro 4evs

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You guys dont understand

With such great fight iq comes great autism

>people think low bitrate aus is 4500k fightpass webm god aus

Bethe is best bunda tho

Just have women's openweight and bring in Gabi.

anik can just TELL that cruz hates his guts

The point is she should have been in UFC before this year. They intentionally kept her out.

Cyborg should be the easiest fighter to market, she's a fucking monster who's nice as hell in person. And instead they push fucking Hamburger Ronda until she gets heemed and fucks up everything.

>Cruz replying to a question Anik asks

YOU JUST KNOW

learn to cook an egg you cunt

Ugly women are hard to market.

Gabi would get smashed. She looks like the mummy on her feet.

>mfw Cruz steps in the cage to protect qt Linda and gets heemed too

I guess so

Ronda's ugly and they did ok with her.

PILE
OF
KINDLING
WOOD

GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WORLD

hearty chuckle

Wew

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Didn't she got busted though? Don't recall when but maybe it was a bad timing

MICHAEL BISPING KNOCKED OUT LUKE ROCKHOLD IN THE FIRST ROUND HOLY SHIT LADS

BJ

>you've never seen me like this before

bruh this is like the 5th time you tried that logic

god i hope bj penn wins. why would they give him ricardo lamas? give him someone shittier.

Why the hell do we have this oversaturation of cards with low overall quality?

This time BJ is on the juice

This year? I wouldn't doubt it.

jesus, nobody cares about this card

bj is going to ko lamas, aldo, and conor, in that order

I'm so sad I'm gonna miss BJ getting destroyed by Llama. Gonna be on the plane on my way to Amsterdam, though.

Casuals

If bj wins, the earth is flat.

We've had great HEEM so far

How many cards should there be a month?

nice, im going there next month

Quick someone post her autistic scream
You lost your colony, bubble & squeak, let it go.

Fucking BJ I feel so bad he keeps doing this shit, he can't handle the retired life.

And he has no chance at coaching, we saw how well that worked when his whole team got Heemed by Jens fucking Pulver, including a 6'4 lightweight nig who had 0 fights. He's just lost it.

Nice, bro! You been before? Gonna fuck bitches?

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if bj isn't your boy square up

Thoughts?

Reminder that BJ Penn hasnt won a fight since 2010

I'm not even joking

never been and huge stoner so should be good time. staying like a week

Man Brazilian fans are so fucking passionate about this shit, their screams and boos are louder then any other fan in the world. For better or worse, they're the Galatasary of MMA

Reebok money baby

Im just here for Nelson vs Big Foot

>people dont get paid much for a card no one cares about

wew

I don't think 1080p resolution is worth it if you have to lower the quality of the video in the .webm

I don't like BJ

i only know him as the guy who got embarrassed by rory, and the saddest I have ever seen a human being be when he fought edgar and cried at the post fight press conference

his upbeat attitude seriously annoys me.

Think he's gonna use prairie dog style again this fight?

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They're trying to kill the BJ Penn meme once and for all.

>you now remember that bigfoot vs hunt I was one of the best five round heavyweight fights OF ALL TIME

Which bj penn is gonna show up?

>bj comes out
>instantly starts shrimping across the cage

a...are you the same /snacks&hoez/ guy?

Nah he's been training at Jackson Wink so he'll be looking for the eyepokes

Brazil gonna be 2-1 after this, he's got those silva shorts.

where's the prediction card

motivated fat out of shape in shape unmotivated 145lbs semi retired BJ

What do you use to capture the stream? I've seen that pastebin script, but I don't really know how to use it.

christ i hope not. i hope jackson's has done him well but still its fuckin lamas he shouldn't be fighting top 5 fighters right now. worried for my boy

Yeah, you'll have a good time then. I don't smoke much, I'll do it a bit when I'm there because why the fuck not, but mostly I just love the city. Always have fun.

Also love me some escorts and window girls. Fucked a pornstar, a playboy playmate, and a lingerie model over there (amongst others). Going for 2 weeks this time, and I got like 5.3k euros in cash. It's gonna be a good trip.

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OBS. Open Broadcast Software.

>bj who fought loyoto at open weight

just comes in and misses weight by 40lbs

Y vo que anday haciendo al otro lado de los cerros, tonto weon?

panic

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>It's a shoot for the double and cage-hugging episode

what's the cost for the top shelf poon

kek

headstand = grounded opponent?

im 5ft8 and packing serious heat... 99% positive more than travis the faggot grow a beard so i dont look like an obese hillbilly browne

Now his fighting career is in complete shit.. i think if he caught me piping her as he walks in the door, mid thrust half of me hanging out of ronda.. he might blow his brains out. Need to make this happen.

As a stoner Yank, if you're looking for good weed check out Voyagers (right next to Centraal Station) and Grey Area (west of Dam), getting a SIM card so you can use maps while you walk if you dont have an overseas data plan might be a good idea.

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What if he beats the shit out of you(r dick)?

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Take your medicine, bro.

More wrestlefucking, how great!

No one cares, faggot.

gracias

Who is she?

I care.

who /scottish/ here?

rooting for stevie, i hope he wins

dominick as based color commentator is maximum comfyness

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I cant wait until im in the UFC and knock the fuck out of all these boring wrestling faggots. He isnt even trying to finish the fight.

Soy argentino bolo, ta todo bien con ustedes gileh, no pasa nada.

Hey.. it's my fetish to Fuck ronda and in mid stroke, watch travis blow his brains out. Don't judge.

Half scottish here, i lucked out and grew up in southern england and got the best accent on the planet. thank fucking god. barely anyone understands a word of what my dad says down here.

LMAO ANIK CAN BARELY GET A WORD IN

would totally raw-dog and then frantically scrub my dick clean in her bathroom before leaving

Looked like he had it locked in

anik getting domin8ted

that's embarrassing for all of MMA, ffs.

>tfw no Cybrog ball crushing and ass play

Well I'm not a little whiny bitch from r/mma so I dont give a fuck.

Truly the Callen/Schaub of commentary.

why the fuck do these melts keep high fiving after every exchange

im too hungry guys dont post food pls
this sounds both cringy and sad desu

This just shows how retarded the rules are.
"This dude can hang from me and try to snap my arm in half but I can't kick him."

What part of the UK are you in which still use the word "melts" to describe people?

Patrick is gassed

20-18 Patrick

because they haven't built up any WWE style controversy so they don't have to dislike each other.

Holy shit what's with the boring af wrestlefuckers tonight not even looking for a finish?

Thanks. Are you ripping from Fight Pass™ or just a normal totally legal stream?

>WHOOP, THERE IT IS

picked it up in /bet/

they should still be focusing on fighting though, do that shit at the end

But indeed you can once you lift him up, but you will just get tripped and then spiderweb and then armbar you fucking casual gypsie

Fight Companion tonight?

no

fight pass. Got the trial. Will probably keep it because no one streams the less popular shit in good quality. HQ PPVs are easy to find.

Cruz's analysis sort of makes me want to keep my attention on the fight even when its shit so I can see and understand what's gone on

no

this 2bh

Dana told Joe to shut it down because he was shit talking the UFC and can't stop saying tranny every 5 seconds

WRESTLEFUCKERS GET OUT

Im still thinking of that 3rd round in the Overeem bigfoot fight

>Fucking funniest round ever

nice (((sport))) you have here chums. when is the fatweight fight?

i want to eat that bread out of her pussy

Ufc needs to do mvp vs gall

This fight is no fun

Except he can't. Stomping isn't allowed you casual gypsie

Roy Nelson said if you can't get off the ground you just suck and refs shouldn't ever step in because according to him wrestlefucking is like being in a real fight.

>leaf

Stipe beating up Mark Hunt was great too

Imagine being happy with that performance.

what a retard

Well Roy Nelson didn't write the rules so he can get stuffed

real tough guy, huh?

>Win a boring decision
>Jump over the fence to celebrate
>Crowd not having it

Hes right you know
>Babby strikers needing refs to save them

grapplefest
whadayaexpect

Literally Big John confirmed IT'S legal to kick and stomp in that position.
Do you even reddit laddito?

Why didnt the scot just learn some takedown defence?

We've literally had two prime examples of the worst wrestlefucking on this card so far. What the dupe lads

Brazil 2-1

>wrestlefuck to a decision
>jump the cage and celebrate like you just heemed Conor McGregor

>anik talking about rhythm

fucking cuck faggot

no. did you reply to the wrong post?

this translater is really off

>Too gassed to even give an interview

that was even a fight.

goat hw fight

goat ko

how did this guy get past USADA ?

Almost thought he was calling for a title fight there lmao

Still got Michelle Prazerass coming up, so at least one more grapplefuck on this card.

>heemed Conor Mcgregor
>brit
194'er get out

He only talks about training with jacare and asked for a bonus what a goof

>all this celebrating over a lay and pray shitfest

cut this third worlder

>i wanna buy a house

maybe he should have made the fight exciting

Not getting a house with this performance unfortunately.

wrestlefucking for points is fucking gay and not fighting

If you're going to say that's okay you need to start allowing ball punching

That guy sucks. He paraphrases everything.

X GON' GIVE IT TO YA

>tfw living in a cardbox
dana give that man a house ffs

>I wanna buy a house

Try getting a knockout then you wrestlefucking goof

Only the top 15 gets the USADA treatment. It's more fun that way

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You think Cyborg could lose tonight? I mean she's spent her last two days cutting 14 lbs but thats classic Cyborg I guess.

SOMEONE ELSE NEEDS TO GOOF THIS I'M GOING TO BED

>knowing huenese
>not knowing how translating works

For some reason that hue reminded me of

>I will invade you favela on horseback and kill everyone there

>Eric Silva

quick finish comin

How much is an OK house in hueland?
70000-150000usd a 200 square meters depending on the place.

>it's a erick silva getting cucked again into the early prelims realm episode

That and he gave away the Conor/Alverez fight at UFC 205

here i mean

stop going to sleep for fight nights.

We still in prelims lads? Just realised this was on.

someone kick this roach out REEEEEEE

Keep your eyes on this fight. Silva is a real prospect.

>we
>are
>live

tv prelims now

Just starting non-fight pass prelims.

Asked this in the last thread, favorite fighter?

>lucked out and grew up in southern england
>luck
>growing up in england

Lady Wanderlei didn't make weight. I wonder if Dana will fine the clit dick.

WON'T BE BLINKING, SIR

Cruz

cheers

the ole brazilian round down

It really depends on where you live, it can vary from city to city and from neighborhood to neighborhood, like anywhere else.

1 Dollar is 3 reais nowadays, so 50k can get you 3 simple houses in a neighborhood that's far away.

100k can get you a small apartment on a distant place.

Kind of hope Silva kicks Nelson's head off even though i bet on Nelson

Commision let her get away with it because nobody wanted her to strip

You're allowed to be 1 lbs over.

she's getting the GSP treatment

CYBORG
A
K
E

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Reposting for people who just got off Fight Pass

Nelson's chin > Bigfoot

Someone is getting heem'd here

Yeah I don't think Silva has it in him anymore, I do like him more though.

The bout was supposed to be 140. They gave her the 1 lb allowance to 141. She went over that.

What is Silva's shoe size? If that info isn't anywhere i'm personally offended.

dom is goat commentator.

So, it's Sat evening in Nth America,
very late Sat night in the UK,
Sun morning in Oz,
and Sun afternoon in NZ

Which offers max comfy fight-viewing?

someone webm that left hook please

He's no callen

he really fuckign is...like amazing.

WEBM THAT DUCK

Who is the best boxer in UFC?

WEW LAD THAT DUCK

Jessica eye

Mc Gregor
Favorite human being as well tbqh

saved by bell

SPICY

Holy shit great first round

Don't even know who to score it for

Cruz's analysis is literally amazing holy shit

Early morning shows are my fav

>the city of guadalajara

That was a beautiful round, start to finish

no

Ronda Rousey

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

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that duck was dope

>the caliphate of Buenos Aires

Dom's commentary is miss Cleo-esque

10-9 Silva

>the degenerate aztec empire of tijuana

Cracked !

our boy won lads