MOTD Thread 2

Boro Spurs on now.

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>The homosexual

>that Middlesbrough defense

Most goals + assists so far:
Lallana 6
De Bruyne 6
Costa 6
Sterling 6
Sanchez 6
Coutinho 5
Capoue 5
Lukaku 5
Ihenacho 5
Aguero 5

dele alli looks like an alien

>Jordan Rhodes

kek, I didn't even know he was still at Boro

LRL gives me a blowjob edition

Janssen doesn't look European he looks British

I hope Boro stays up.

wish they had sold him now tbqh

Wait, they didn't show the clear as fucking day penalty that Spurs should have been given in the first half.

are you watching an illegal stream of MOTD

me 2

is sissoko for 30m the WOAT signing of the summer?

Mate, what program do you think we're watching here?

he had a disrupted first season because of injuries and i suppose poch couldn't guarantee him a starting spot

he's played his way into it now tho. he's been based

Do Koreans actually have light hair or is it dye

Pogba

>OHHHH HHAA SOOO ME STUPID CHINKY OHHHH ME TEK PICHA OF CRISP PACKET

Fucking die of sars you slit eyed cunt

yep, it's the only way I can watch

They should have just gotten Mane before Liverpool could

>rising Son
He's not Japanese, Gary you racist.

Did Gary just say "rising Son"??

That is so offensive, I am penning a complaint letter

>using a Japanese reference for a Korean player

ARR ROOK SAME

>implying mane would've gone to spurs

>guys please reply to me!!1! look how offensive i'm being!!!!

YERROW RIVES MATTER

HAHA. TIME TO LAUGH AT THE MERSEYSIDE BILLIONAIRES

yeah who wants champions league football? lmao

long history of players choosing spurs over liverpool m8

oh don't spoil the score for me lads!

I'm looking forward to seeing the Merseyside Billionaires continue their unbeaten run!

Lol, like, every player who has a choice between Spurs and Liverpool has gone to Spurs.

That hasn't always worked out well for Spurs, mind you.

Just blowing off steam. I actually do despise Asians. I live in London and the cunts are always bumping into me looking confused.

not sadio though buddy

>Sigurdsson
>Dempsey
?????

>motson

"OOOOAAAWWAAAHHH"

spurs weren't in for him

Asians are literally subhuman and have no morals

wijnaldium literally rejected spurs this summer m8

klopp is a far bigger draw than poch

Funny how Bournemouth's tiny ground is louder than the Emirates or West Ham's monstrosity

their loss

he needs to retire, he clearly has a lot of trouble keeping up with what is happening

plus he's fucking irritating

barkley is so fucking shit

>NEVERTON

i agree but that wasn't the point was it

hitc.com/en-gb/2016/07/02/sadio-mane-admits-to-talks-with-manchester-united-tottenham-inte/

>wijnaldium

He went to Liverpool because they paid him more. Don't be fucking deluded. Plus, he wouldn't have been first choice at Spurs.

It's a great town desu, doesn't surprise me it's fans are good

braindead working class footballer

STANIS
STANIS
STANIS

strange, they usually try to nick Liverpool's targets

why does eddie howe look like he's trying to hold the tears back

>Ending the Everton meme

Thank you based Eddie meme

>receive ball in dangerous position
>blast it at the player 1 foot away from you

barkley is the future of english football

he's senile I think

he rejected spurs

he won't be first choice for liverpool either when Can is back

Most overrated player in the league probably, every goal I've seen him score has been a deflection

what does that even mean
you're not special snowflakes

barkley is probably the dumbest footballer i've ever seen

his mum's confiscated his scalextric

he's not even that young any more, will be 23 in a few months.. should have improved so much more since he first broke through

It's likely they were considering him as a replacement for Son put off by the price. Liverpool paid A LOT for Mane.

As it turns out, Son is pretty great when he gets a run at the games.

t. assblasted classcuck

>No player would choose Liverpool over Spurs
>He only chose Liverpool over Spurs because of money!!!!!!

Your ABL is showing, cover up your shame.

>multiple clubs go in for a player
>club x beats liverpool because it's a more attractive option
>club x fucking robbed us la

fucking scousers

More so the Chinks, the rest are alright but Chinks are worse than subhuman

West Ham deserves to get relegated for moving to that dumpster, forever destroying the magic of Upton Park for no reason but muh more capacity.

Highbury was great too, but at least the Emirates has some redeeming qualities. The Olympic stadium is awful in every sense.

before being put off*

>Clint Dempsey turned down Liverpool to go to Spurs
>Luis Suarez turned down Spurs to go to Liverpool

kek

post your pulis

why does pulis always call the person interviewing him post match by their first name?

Pep has really re-invigorated Sterling.

domestic holidaymaker.jpg

why didn't Shaqiri get a hair transplant this summer

Lallana is the GOAT

Who /WBA/ fan here?

>Robbie Keane rejected staying at Spurs for a move to Liverpool, then once at Liverpool moved back to Spurs

lel

rondon is too good for pulis-ball

Because that's how you talk to people, you'll learn this once you leave school.

No, that title is still held by pogba

Anyone else think that mouyes will end up at Sunderland? I think it's the inevitable conclusion of all of this

Based wee Joe

i meant that he says their name during the interviews, as if he's best mates with them

didn't word it very well

our joe

>be pally with press
>they don't question your monkey hoofball

It's a classic NLP trick. If you mention someone's name while you're talking to them, they're more likely to warm to you.

>Hughes finally QPR'd Stoke

Too longer than I expected 2bh

>last on motd

fitting tribute to pulis' 1000th game

>you can't jump when standing

>MUH ZONAL MARKING IS BAD
Fuck off Gullit you spastic. If you use man to man, it's easy to block people off. How is that so hard for people to understand?

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the zonal marking bits on motd are always my favourite

and then when someone loses their man at a corner it's never man marking's fault, it's the individual defender's

>Steve Bruce coaching Bojan and Shaqiri

Kek I wanna see that so bad.

>drop cahill
>drop matic
>drop willian
>drop ivanovic
Chelsea would easily avoid relegation if Conte listened to me degozaimasu desu

ayyyyy

Friendly reminder than Bojan is the baddest dude in football and if he wants to tickle Ibra's balls he can

who /nfl show/ here

USA won FIFA, right? :^^^^)

Did he pull a Jara on Ibra there?

Oh, I wasn't trying to banter Argi, I was simply posting the same pic you were replying to.
>bragging about finishing 2nd
For what purpose?

handegg looks like such a shit game honestly
>just throw the ball to someone past the try line
yes i'm going to use rugby terms because fuck you
>spend 11 minutes of the game actually playing and the rest spent dossing around
>grinding the ball two to three yards
>players without the ball just wrestling with each other
what the fuck is this shit?

nice try chappers

>what the fuck is this shit?
a highly elaborate way to broadcast endless advertisements

go to bed barry glendenning

Oh so this is the bred now. I just blogposted the shit out of /epl/ because I thought it was dying. Oh well.

These segments they do with footballers are utter fucking cringe, it's doing more harm to the NFL credibility over here

Nah, but I'll be tuning in tomorrow. Go Giants.

>staring at 4/10s

predict the score of the liverpool-united game and what memes we might get from it

their 4/10 will be British (of which you're a part Ireland) 7s

>not randomly staring at people for no actual reason

0 - 0
>das it man-gay

good point tbf

United with or without Rooney?

>rooney plays
>replicates the Gerrard slip
Would be glorious

3-1
mourinho and klopp bust up on the touchline

when is the liverpool united game anyway

A touchline fight between those two would be hilarious

17th october, after the international break

Mou will be too afraid of Klopp to do anything directly against him.

Scoreline 1-0 to United. Mou will shut Liverpool down and Ibra will do something

Just made an ebic reaction face for you spuds fans out there (or anyone in general really) while watching the highlights from their game today. Pls r8 and don't read into the filename too much, I just wanted to save it as something other than "Screenshot 25/09/2016 etc".

international break is coming at the wrong time for liverpool

>international break

there's never a right time for an international break lad

purge the blairite scum

true

1-1
>de gay
*dabs*
*carves*
le Irish leaning Liverpool players man
And finally lots and lots of delusion no matter who plays best and/or wins.

this

Should be a great match for neutrals, can't wait.

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fuck this immoral warmongering SJW-pandering careerist honestly.

a word for owen thingy aka
>who
the average Corbyn supporter is Welsh!!

Doing a going to bed lads.
Goodnight, see you in the morrow.

Goodnight