/wcoh/ Semi-finals: Canada vs. Russia game thread

>mfw bergeron and marchand hold ovechkin down while crosby takes a shit directly into his windpipe and he chokes to death

cheapest energy drink :-DD

Will this be the game Stamkos finally scores?

post it and ill report you fucking finngolian autist

youtube.com/watch?v=XdpRn0GJKMM

no, he'll score an empty netter in the final game

WEBER PLS SCORE

>Stamkos is only 26
What the fuck? I thought he was way closer to 30.

hello when is finland play???

that's what happens when you're an 18 year old NHL starter. you're an 8 year veteran at 26.

finland has canceled its hockey program

sorry binland only real hockey nations allowed

Mfw Tampa has a half dozen guys with goals in this but Stamkos has 0

finland..............
u already..................*sigh*......... lost.........

all fucking finns must fucking hang

>hugaduhugda that's all folks

finland doesnät care about hockey

oh...

>old sodomizer cherry
kys

is okay you still got
>bulju
next year sweden finland will bring team together and beat Kanada

who here actually wishes for a POCCNR win just to see don cry because his gud tronna boys lost?

At least all your countries have hockey teams

'no'

based don

obligatory

music from Mad Max, right?

>finnhaters

i came here to fuck

hockey now ?

sidney crosby and alex ovechkin best players????? lel

Laine > Ovechkin

Prove me wrong (you can't btw)

who /europe/ here?

>don_cherry_assassinated_live_by_finnish_madman

Why do they act like Crosby won those things on his own? He plays for fucking Canada

>it's a shitty rendition of the sovjet anthem

Ovechkin>Laine
Proven wrong

Ovie looks like a 45 year old who's into wrestling with polar bears and heavy drinking in between matches

>austria

Why is it th Russians never were suits?

>all these blue jackets fans
is this, dare i say it, our year?

>putler or disgusting leafs

hardest decision of my life

>I can multitask YouTube stream and Cred Forums on my phone now
Android 7.0 is awesome.

>Leaf song
lmao

>between
>not during

>we shart in mart for thee

>suicidland.

we have a team m8

we're just dogshit lmao

Russia

Yes

fug!!

Russian anthem >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kanada anthem

not even a contest desu

OH
RUSH-EE-DUH

>let's go not-canada

>implying he hasn't
Ovechkin is truly the heart and soul of the NHL

how short is this coach?
was there a soviet famine while he was growing?

2:10 AM here

ez win for Russia

>le bearded toothless meme man

Cringe. Ugh.

The 5 th game (deciding) of pesäpallo was a beauty today. no wonder finns prefer it over ice hockey to be honest.

they do wear suits
tracksuits

was firmly behind russia until that rousing patriotism from leafs

good ol ontario boys

Jesus Christ, that man is tiny

It could've been TNA vs Canada but we have this instead

adidas make suits?

Putin is average height in russia

true. Only few countries can battle with based Russian anthem.

no fun

Who's at the game?

not sure if you are trolling, but aren't the other dudes just standing on the bench?

shouldve played better then desu

Not a very fair comparison. The Soviet/Russian anthem is easily the best in the world and it's not even close. Canada's isn't terrible though.

>tfw can sing O Canada without accompaniment but can't for Star Spangled Banner

no tinted visor for ovi?

>man

Don't talk smack, Putin is only 170cm

for

hello my russian friends, where are you from? tennessee here :3

Weekes is a fucking ass lmao

Western lies

not untill FLigs puts up 25+ goals

Wait is datsyuk not playing?

If he ever gets to the Stanley cup finals he should wear that dope blue visor or the mirrored one

Beer
as if there is anything else too drink for hockey

>fennomanlets

Saint-Petersburg

Why do people choose to sit behind the benches?

>Stamkos matched against Kucherov and Namestnikov
Please no one get hurt

No.

>manlets

Hockey is Canada's game.

no

Cheboksary

Hello fellow Östersjö citizen

Those Russian whites are so slick

I want russia to have an early lead just to make this competetetive

cindy btfo

im gonna go for canada so i can be right for once

""""""atmosphere""""""

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

KUCHEROVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

Yes, but all 7.4 billion of us are Canadian

New level of comfy.

Can't wait for Russia vs Team Europe it is gonna be epic

same desu x

sorry but there's no bronze medal game my friend

>Canada back in the box
Here we go again

meester please

The gulag threat is working wonderson them ruskies

Never heard of it but from the pictures on Wikipedia (and the weather) it looks pretty comfortable. Spring and Summer must be wonderful

pp russky

noice

>slav powerplay

Can't wait for the deam-meme team to raise that gary bettman drinking cup : ^)

>not playing it off your tv

Will Ovechkin ever win a serious thing in his life?

Russia looked better 5vs5 than 5vs4 wtf

I hate weather here, I plan to move to Moscow soon

GO RUSSIA

this is the max lvl of comfiness
Sadly I can't do it without waking my gf
FML

why do you have your TV mounted sideways on your wall

>bongs

worst PP ever

>1-7 in face offs
ra si ya, i...

Rofl, is there a lot of russians cities you've heard about?

Scaaaaaaarrrrrr

SCAAAAAAAAARRR CANADA

SID THE KID
I
D

T
H
E

K
I
D

>not streaming cbc through vlc on your tv with hdmi

SLAP ME SILLY SIDNEY

>Team NA is gone
>This tournament even mattering anymore

It's over. Just give Canada the meme trophy and let's get back to the NHL.

Crosby is elite

>canada wins again

WE DEM BOYS

You need some
>finnish goaltending

Sid the Kid!

C U C K C U C K C U C K

Oh shit Canacucks gonna be unbearable now

fuck your gf man

Well that was fancy.

0 - 1, crosby

S I D

I

D

Don't be a fool Finnland, the Knights of Merkel will avenge you against Sweden.

crosgod

it's over

Sorry GOYS, i'm nervous so much, i cant watch this shit

And it's over.

FUUUUUUUUUCK

I don't want to see >my Bettman Owl team face Canada in the finals

this

Cyka debily blyad'.

dat juke

this shit will end 4-1 to kanada

russia is ded

see you tomorrow

...

Russia has taken some advises from Finnish defense

just send her to bed.

Not particularly, and I've only been there once (Omsk).

FUCK MY BOIPUSSY SIDNEY

this

BASED

ever woken up a sleeping gf? I rather watch it on my PC
That shit is deadly lad, be careful with such actions

Oh, Sidney is on fire.

Crosby would get a shit goal like that

>SHE SAID ILL THROW MY SELF AWAY
who /qotsa/ here?

>Russia defencemen

A+ dive there

>Canadiscipline

>not waking gf up with surprise sex

>ever woken up a sleeping gf

she already is in bed but living room is next to bedroom

Ur gf sounds like a bitch.

>capcha was tennis courts
>I picked two football fields
>success

lmao@these diving faggot pussy russhits

enjoy your pooperplay

yeah another russky pp

chewbacca to box

Wonder how it feels to be Sidney Crosby. He's basically a half god.

>not waking your gf with a surprise bj

stick your finger in her butt

that will be the plan after the game or during intermissions

Why is Burns so ugly?

>looking like a teenager in puberty forever

nah I would skip that

sounds like you enjoy femdom
who cares about your gf just watch hockey man

yeah, in canada

So is mine but My gf is a heavy sleeper I guess.

Bob doing work today.

She's heavy alright.

Subban would have burried that

it must be hard always fighting incestuous feelings
it's probably why he's so tough mentally

Wew. I thought Russia was the team with the PP

>poccnr pp
hwo can you be so heckin bad

kek

>the right one looks like sid

JUST

>left one could get it tho

P A K S U

she looks too much like him, weird desu

They are 0 for 10 this cup.

you thought wrong. They haven't scored in pp in this tournament.

>all these people with gfs

MY DICCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK

UUUUUHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

watching the game on the couch with the gf and the cat x

PAKSU
A
K
S
U

Fuck, Russia is playes in powerplay like shorthanded.

Daily reminder that this is the only time in history when Canada was shitting in their pants, and noone will ever do this to them again

youtube.com/watch?v=GFt9B35p0EQ

Ovechkin needs to watch Laine highlights to see how to get open on the PP

>having a cat

>gf sent me random nudes while watching the game

PULLUKKA
U
L
L
U
K
K
A

plz leave Cred Forums forever pleb

SportsnetVerified account
@Sportsnet
Jacob Trouba has requested a trade from the Winnipeg Jets sprtsnt.ca/2cvlBzk

>Jest

>not having a cat

in russia, powerplay kills you

Post em for the boys

Lmao

this man knows the dangers

this women works for her own money and actually contributes a fair share to our living and financial situation so she deserves the sleep

see Feeling happy for you , would love that for myself

don't give up bro, one day you will have a hockey gf too whom you have season tickets for your favourite team with

TOP BANTZ

>mfw gf and 4 chan shitposting is more entertaining to most than this russian pooper play

...

She watching the game at Chad's??

Did his tracksuit get tossed in the shower too?

>Demitra
DELET

>tfw demitra is kill

Nice blog

>Stamkos scoring

Never ever

I have a dog

>Demitra

Stammer plz

Cyкa блядь.

Spoiled brat. Fuck em. Wonder if jets will trade for Islanders Hamonic.

What team markets towards injuns and dirt worshippers?

Demitra had a tough life.

RIP

>caring about news from a gf you fuck every day
wouldnt you rather it were a cute girl you havent fucked instead

Thats a good dog

We need forwards we're good on D

>tfw Demitra is funeral since 5 year ago
Time sure flies ;_;

Would you rather be cucked by a wife or a gf? Which one is most pain? Been married for three years btw.

So, Bulju for MVP of tournament?

NO 5-ON-5 ALLOWED

>not having a cat

kitters are literally the most comfy pets to have
they are arrogant assholes who mostly take care of themselves but still show some affection for you

thx for taking your time reading it Laine

why are the PPs so bored this game

i like both desu

How do they make the ice white

cool dog what brand is that

crosby is smooth tonight

A yak sure doesnt

Hamonic requested a trade to Winnipeg last season. Appearently his dad isn't doing well and he wants to be closer to home. Could happen.

Why would Murica open a black history museum when all the dindus are rioting and killing innocent people in every town and city?

Canada winning this easily. They have to suck for 20 minutes straight for russia to score.

Real human beeen

>tfw jest are going to undersell trouba to toronto

gonna nab him for pennies on the dollar cap this

they mix the water with jizz

incoming

Could just be a coincidence.

>news
nudes lel

I'd choose being cucked by a gf but I havent had a gf in a while cause I dont care about exclusivity
what would u choose

Because most Americans wish they were black.

that reference flew right over my head :(

They educate it.

Just give us the meme cup already

>Pancake ass
Did she take that pic at Jamal's crib?

>americans and finns know their places
>canada has a close one goal lead
>no kippers

pretty good thread

he rescinded that request a long time ago

>71458516
He needs his flow back, it's no coincidence those were his best years

Tortorella should be the head coach of canada.

just to give the others chance to win sometimes

He rescinded the request months ago and his dad is dead

stamkos sure is a sniper hahaha

>those dimples

Want to make a pool of cum in them.

Dogs love you all the time and you can train them to do cool stuff

Cocker spaniel

This is her as a pupper

You think Stamkos just goes in to the locker room and screams between periods?

International coaches barely do shit

As I was saying:

>Stamkos scoring

Never ever

Are Russians white?

Why would you be proud to be black? Your whole race is addicted to crack.

Canadians sure as hell ain't

NORMIE FUCKING DIE

The white ones are

It still fucking hurts. He was my childhood hero. Here everyone hops in the bandwagon and sucks the dick of Tatar or Hossa or Chara.

I was 20 when he died and I cried for a week.

>Trouba insists this has nothing to do with city/organization. Says Jets are deep right side D and he feels there's a better fit elsewhere
-Darren Dreger

Rip, does Benning overpay?

We have bigger dicks, more smart, and are natural athletes.

refpuck

You would know a lot about being non-white you filthy mongol.

Canada is pure white

did russia hide a bottle of vodka in the penalty box?

This pp for sure

Putin didnt even bribe the reffs. Memeturney confirmed

>more smart
Low quality bait

>More smart
You wish

>powerplay brought to you by

Jesus...

heheheh

I'm aware of that. Most likely because it wasn't going to happen, as Chevy didn't want to trade Trouba. Now this opens the possibility because the Islanders wanted Trouba in exchange for Hamonic.

POCCNR GETTING BTFO!!!

WHERE DEM RUSSIANS AT???

>CAN'T STOP TAKING PENALTIES

KEK scarred whiteboi can't even quote me

I'm getting annoyed of repeating myself, but:

>Stamkos scoring

Never ever

>stamkos
ahaha

Northwest "Russians" are

fucking hell that save

Burns and Doughty are just funneling the puck to Stamkos. Poor guy.

>ONE TIME SHOT FOR STAMKOS
>HOW DID BOBROVKY GET ACROSS FRO THAT ONE?
KEK.

>Dogs love you all the time
so does my cat desu

he's basically obsessed with me
a real smitten kitten

@71458656
Here's a (You)

Stamkos is cute! CUTE!

>stamkos trying to score anymore

CURSED
U
R
S
E
D

That man sure loves a hearty laugh, huh?

Stamkos XDD

Statistics show that in the future the very last blonde person will be born in finland, they are the whitest of people.

Might try and make a Trade for taresenko for my fantasy team

Anyone wanna be friends with me on DBZ Dokkan Battle?

Whats the matter ya intimidated by my big black dick ;^)

I made a 30 euro bet on Russia. Fuck russia.

I knew it I shouldn't trust this shithole country since my russian ex cheated on me.

Also fuck this stupid game.

I'm about to put $100 on Stamkos. Has to be like 100-1 payout by now

I have to confess I'm a lazy pet owner that's why I got a cat
I mean, puppys are cute and cool and shit but I can't be arsed to go for walks all the time and spend a fairly huge amount of time
But I respect every dog owner who raises them well
Except those owners who just let their dogs act like full-time niggers and don't even care
Fuck those guys

>period ends
>stamkos grabbing his bag
>grabs out golden iPod brought to you by Honda, Geiko Insurrance and sponsored by the tampaon Gay frightening
>searches for songs
>Opens playlist "feels related playlist"
>Playlist, 1 song only in it
>Stammers starts it
>"I TRIED SO HARD AND YET SO FAR"

NEVER EVER after he got cloted

Why that age bracket? Is the stat implying blonde genes are slowly dying?

What's Russia's 4chum equivalent again? We need to invite them here.

Thread isn't as good when we can't BTFO them like shoot in malloots and finns in binns.

too bad finns are mostly bald from childhood so it wont matter

>stampost
>stamnope
>stamghost
>stamchoke

I would take that $100,000 desu.

did she cheat on you with a Canadian?

>Muh dick
That's all you have right? No father, no job, no future. Yet it's conveniently the white man's fault every time.

Stamkos just sucks now I wish the Laffs had overpaid for this shitter

This is his last Team Canada appearance.

are there even any russians in this thread? or is it just a leaf circle jerk

krautchan.net/

>Chrysler commercials
Do people still drive those big ass Chrysler's in 2k16?

At least Kuch isn't scoring. That would be embarrassing.

just means we got high testosterone

haha

>fucking Canada scooting around like they're mad to only be up by 1

This could be pretty legendary if russia can plant better / get in on the power play

>3pps in a row
>still no refpucks
The fuck?

stamkos is an ugly crackhead and im glad hes shit now

Blonde hair and blue eyes are recessive genes while dark hair and brown eyes are dominant.
Race mixing will eradicate both eventually.

DON

WAKE UP

YOU GOTTA DO THE CORNER

if u want a good automobile for autoing

Really?
You got double c.ucked there neighbor-bro

AND NOW
>mfw

GOOD OL ONTARIAN BOYS WITH MEAT AND TATERS
AND THEM SOUL AND HEART KINDA GUYS

it's 3AM here, I'm going to sleep soon

>kraut

That's German.

>shots 27-7 after 1 period

Jesus. It's not even fucking close.

BOBROVSKY IS ON THE CASE!

no homo but I would suck him

>This is High School
is this the leaf version of educating essex/yorkshire/etc

You suck at hockey

>Macedonians

not even once

you didn't go out tonight Igor?

Night lads. Praying for Canada :)

Russia is playing like shit. We should be able to pop another quick goal and coast to the win.

Go Canada Go

Kippers!

y tho

Post the Dan of your country

Go to Russian 4chum and bring them over PLEASE!

night x

58594

RUSSIA WINS

has there ever been a professional game in which a team recorded 80 shots?

And you suck in independence.

you jinxed it there mate

What should I order from Mickey D's?

sure not

Is Leah Hextall unf?

at least you had a chance to win

I wasted 20+ yuros tonight for shit kebabs and burčák just so I could meet my ex in the crowd and fall into depression

Fair point Amerifriend

Bacon McDouble

a double quarter pounder, 9 piece chucken mac nuggets and a large vanilla shake

...

...

...

that would make it even better

Бля, мы чё, 4 в линию игpaeм? Знapoк eблaн coвceм. Aнyc cтaвлю.

What is this Kippers is a girl meme? Is >she really a grill?

mcchicken premiere x

three happy meals

Grapes paying tribute to police officers

America is cancelled

shouldn't it be berry melsrose

How red pilled is Don Cherry?

Znarok dolbayob blyat

kipperschan.tumblr.com/

based don

Your dads a girl

based cherry standing up for real canadians
REFUGEES NEED TO LEAVE

For once, I agree with Finland.

English motherfucker do you speak it?

DON'S SHOOTING

CUT THE MIC CUT THE MIC

>Mark Masters @markhmasters 1m1 minute ago
>Stamkos joked he was saving the goals for when Canada really needed them ... insists he's not pressing ...

Why are McDonalds food so fucking small nowadays?

Or is it just 'cause I'm getting more buff?

The Fish Filet are small as FUCK.

Same with the Big Macs.

They all look smaller.

...

Don Cherry is a communist, deport him.

Guys i hear an ambulance...do you think i had a heart attack?

is being Dan a good or bad commentator?

that's cute from you kippers to be quite fucking honest

DEM POLICES WERE GOOD OL CANADIAN BOYS, THEY DIDDN DO NUTHIN

junior chicken with pickles, onions, and big mac sauce

He's on fire all the way. We won NA U23 because of him.

if trips russia wins

Is Don Cherry a leafs fan? (plz don't laugh at me)

I think ur just getting fatter

lol

I know that feel man

I would say it will be better, but no it will be only worse

>based Cherry BTFOing black lives matter twice now

20 mc nuggets and 2 large fries

Fuck you.

CONFIRMED

>Buff
Calm down chubbs it's cause mcds is a Jew restaurant

He coached the Bruins in his hayday and is an Ontario boy. He has a bit of bias towards the leafs and bruins. Doesn't really like the habs

reee kippers dont tell me your fat it ruins my mental image

Check'd

Why does he looks like a clown from a mental hospital all the time?

hes a real hero for canada

if you don't order off the extra value menu you're a chump

you can get a mcdouble, a junior chicken, and a small fries for five bucks, and they put almost as many fries into the small as they do the large

Other example?

Dem swedish scripts

Being Dan is being the meme commentator that dresses funny and is based

Business idea: stop giving kippers attention

DELET THIS

ALL ME

Хyли двaч yпaл?

Let's start with the original refugees, who started the Americanisation of our nation

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Empire_Loyalist

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>bit of bias

Don't joke around like that.

McDonalds food items are seriously getting smaller every fucking time I get it.

Haven't had McDonalds in months, then I used my buy-1-get-1-free coupon and got 2 Big Macs and 2 Fish Filets.

Both of them were smaller than I thought. My friend thought so too.

Yeah, I usually get McDubs. It's like the most calorie/protein value for the cheapest price. Don't usually get fries. Don't need those carbs.

He talked about how the kneeling for the anthem stuff was garbage

>eating at Mc Donalds
>mfw
Don't act that american and eat literal pleb-tier burgers
get yourself some good burgers from a proper burger joint instead of that pre-made, processed shitfest

FUCKING HELL SWEDEN
Sadly you still not going to play them in the finals : ^)

How is anyone supposed to understand Cyrillic?

because that's who he is

иди нaхyй

OK thanks. It really is, and I am usually on the fence with Cherry's opinions.

at least there's still hockey to cheer us up r-right

I've asked why 2ch is down.

oh yeah we'll just go to A&W and pay six bucks for a mozza burger like a retard

you don't know what it's like here

>Look up Don Cherry on Twitter
>see all the asspain
>mfw

twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=Don Cherry&src=typd

>/hoc/ infested with tripfags

say it aint so

Don* I mean

youtu.be/cM2ja_ZFFy8

нe выдepжaл нaплывa вaтникoв

Cyкa Блять

>not eating whatever the fuck you want
>having a shit metabolism
enjoy watching your weight for the rest of your life.
kek

Jeep grand Cherokee and wrangler sell a lot here.

...

>tfw you were never the best on your street

Sweden had to shut down the camps of Leon "Auschwitz" Draisaitl to advance

You have to be literally retarded to not understand Cyrillic in 5 minutes of research.

WHY ISN'T RUSSIA PLAYING KESSELSKI?

Who should I root for when Sweden plays against Canada and why?

Refugees who contribute to Canadian society*

>do people still drive jeeps

wtf i love goodyear now

bob-o-russki has been on point t b h

>tf being danish, having to find a dodgy stream because no danish channels cares about hockey

>tfw only discovered hockey when I was 25

Kippers is the only shitty tripfag desu

always root for your brother country unless we are playing each other, of course

How did you get that from my post?

I do eat whatever I want. Had 4 burgers from McD's today.

It's just that McDoubles is the best bang for your buck.

>tfw best on your team
>get on highs school varsity
>no longer best
>sink into depression
>burnout
life after 18 is suffering

>u20 rekt by every team in extraliga even in 1. lia
>hossa in 4th line, chara gaborik are old and useless fucks who will retire soon
>tatar is average
>reway will stop playing hockey because of his heart disease
>ciger is the head of the nat. team

yep, it is our year

thanks for the info
Sadly we have no Dan over here then since hockey commentators are here are forced to wear some jackets sponsored by energy drink TV

The only one fitting the criteria most would be Gary Venner (pic related)
He literally uses terms like "Oh, what a move, he surely is the major of Deke/Dangle-city

>Team makes a good combo-passing play
"that is some real good dipsy-doodle hockey over there

Really based

>shot of Vancouver is a cargo ship anchored in front of mountains

some things never chain

Sweden.

>why
pic related

well, are canadian refugees from sudan sneaking over your border and shitting up your country?

there you go

m.youtube.com/watch?v=y5s5rWHxruI&feature=youtu.be

it's nice they got michael j fox to do voice over

Mate I swear to god, if I could kiss you, I would
No homo

Did you guys see the hit by Christian Jaros the other day?

Can I post this on Reddit

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=41&v=U0dBJ1pq9Qk

too bad he is pretty useless who will never make it to the nhl

It already is. That's how I found it

reddit.com/r/hockeystreams

>they wear a fucking leaf on their jerseys

@71459357
(you)

You were technically burried by The Leafs

0-3

leafs are cool

>stamkan't

STAMKOS PLEASE

HAHAHAHAHA STAMKOS BTFO YET AGAIN

>STAMKOS ALL ALONE
>HE MISSES

>SSNE
STAMKOS
SCORING
NEVER
EVER

>WAIT STEVEN STAMKOS...OFF THE POST

Lel

>Be American
>Go outside
>Get shot

>I want to post this so I can get karma for somebody else's work
Sounds like reddit alright

HAHAHAHA SRTAMKOS IS UGLY AND HE SUCKS

3 zero

>not willing to pay a fair amount for a god-tier burger

Step up Daniel/Henrik, in my favourite burger restaurant here one combo (burger, fries, drink) is 10€
Although you have a wait of 5-10 minutes I can be assured everything is freshly cooked and doesn't taste like it has been eaten before

that is impossible
the Walking talking Holocause will shred the Tre Kronor

By the way, anyone got that pic with messier on it with text below his face where it says like something he brought Draisaitl into the league and that faggot that won't answer his phone?

Man, I wish Kovalchuk was playing.

stamkos looking like he could play for finland

Z E R O

T O

T H R E E

Ruskas defensive play is working; but they have NO offense
>none

come ahhhn

Bob's stealing this game.
Fucking do somerhing, russia.

Be American
Can't score a goal against team Canada

>shots are 21 - 7 for canada

jesus russia, even team europe was better ffs

>Caution

>choking hazard

Did Stamkos pull a Lecavalier?
>play really good in tb
>sign giant contract
>turn to shit

is jim hughson our guy?

if only your country had a proven high-level goalscorer you could have added to your team

>be anyone
>cant score a goal against team canada

open vlc
hit ctrl+n then paste this

cbcsportshd1-f.akamaihd.net/i/cbcsports_1@31211/index_2500_av-b.m3u8

>be American
>go to a mart
>shart
>get shot
>$3,000,000 medical bills
>can't afford it and die
>family dies due to debts

mmm boys

Vinny got fucked up by Cooke

Probably

>Kanada coaches do it for free

>heal
>kill person responsible
>revenge completed
>piss excellence

But you do. And here you are, getting bantzed

>they got shut-out by team europe

I would like to say chew on that but I'm fairly sure you would eat even that amerifat

>w-we don't even care about hockey
right on cue

why isnt he? whats going on with him?

lol

>riots

I like how you're all hyped up when the tourny started; and now that you've been humiliated by teams like fkn Europe, you're in denial
USA USA USA USA

Fuck man, if only the best KHL players were playing...

canada is elite (except stamkos)

rekt by Austria

this 2bh
Glad he resigned in Florida

>he used to just be the canucks guy

wish we didn't have to share him

He's the highest paid coach in the NHL

We may suck at (insert activity here), but we can blow up any country in the world

>MFW that comeback is constantly used by muricans

Jim Matheson @NHLbyMatty 19m19 minutes ago

OK, Trouba wants out of Wpg and Oilers could use another right-shot D but there's is no way they are trading left-shot Nurse for him.

>Oilels

that's just stupid. for $10 you can get actual food like sushi or mexican. why would you blow that on ground beef on bread that you can find in any dense area for a buck?

even a pub has much better options at the same price of a cheeseburger.

t-there's a Canadian coronation street??

Dude, Ovi's wife is confirmed for dime.

Where can I get this jersey lads?

>Glassknee Price

Fuck

TOP KEK

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
we have a game suddenly

>One of four Lightning players in this game scores
>It isn't Stamkos

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

GETTTT FUCKED

>PR1CE

PULL THIS JOKER

PUT LUONGO IN

KUCHIE

the upside is we will never have dog shit tortorella behind the bench again

RUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSKIA

Hey, we still have McDavid.

FUCK RUSSIAN GOAL FUCK THESE COMMIES

fug

pretty sure they just watch are corrie x

Your (you) dimitri

RASSIJA

DAVAJ

SOSITE PINDOSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KUCHA- KRASAVA!!!!!

RUSSIA

OUT OF THE RED

1 - 1

RUSHA

RUSHA

RUSHA

In a dumpster somewhere, Jesus Christ that color scheme is garrish.

>A FUCKING LEAF

Burgers are god tier food

>Longos

YES A CHALLENGE FINALLY

...

ummmmmm, negative
>canadian in-superiority issues

OH CANADA

DAMAGE CONTROL
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I have to agree with this guy

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
SERGEIIIIIIII MOZYAKIIIIIIIIIIN

Based Metalurg commentators
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

>Stammers doesn't score after numerous attepmpts
>Tampay mate Kucherov does on a good rush
>Stamclot

Why would you buy a flamer jersey

POCCNR
O
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Meme-magic!

HURRY UP AND SIGN HIM STEVE

His value just keeps going up

>POCCNR
rofl

>canadian
>price is awesome
>pull price
literally everytime

Yes, for mother RUSSIA!

You'll definitly be better off without him!

I support the flames

"CANADA'S GAME"

EXPOSED AS FUCK

>russia BTFOing canada in canada
this could be the best thing since the jackets won that game one time.

Hockey is north europes game, not north americas :^)

jr B home opener is 4 blocks away in an hour
hope I get to watch all of this game

sweden russia final confirmed

>caring about this tourney
not me

>POCCNR

This is why u.k cant into hockey

I hereby promote Steven Stamkos to honorary finn. He has blond hair and lacks all goal scoring ability so he'll fit right in

>laffs

...

>mfw

I don't know about your burgers but here in austria at an actually good burger restaurant you get more than just a cheeseburger for 10€
For that money you get a hell of a burger with nice and tasty ingredients and most of the time you can chose out of a wide variation of fillings what you want

Their arena still has water damage from a flood over 3 years ago.

>Hard to bail out the Saddledome with only one fucking cup

DAMAGE CONTROL

GET KEKEK BY BASED RUSKIES YOU DUSTY MEMEBAGGERS

i refuse to type potato rune

thats the best you'll get from me

everyone else took a sweetheart deal and he's like no fuck that

JUST

>0-3

canada wil win this, right?

...

We all have the same kind of burger places you arrogant faggot

new bread?

POOT THE SHUCK

i support the shorks x

Yes

nice one you rat faced fuck

Killorn'a was a bit pricey too. Kuch must be asking for north of $7.5

I'm not a SHOOOOOOOOOOT faggot, but goddamn it why didn't he shoot there

good post

I think they are getting a new arena

nice trips but no need to get that assblasted over fucking hamburgers

I support the Habs

>picking a yank team

BOBROVSREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BOB pulls his glove out like a six-shooter

Not for a bit. Edmonton has a new one this year

HAMBURGERS?

Perry diving lmao

Kek'd

in the regular time?

YOURE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE DEPARTMENT, BOBROVSKY

canada cant even win their own cup

>Edmonton

Shitehole

No they arent, Calgary is basically fucked financially and their muslim mayor flat out said no.

>picking a leaf team after 1993

t. Reddit

Holy fuck that was so close. Crossbar

Russia will take a penalty soon i think.

>STAMKOS
>*TING*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you cant make this shit up

Of coursh!

Then stop bragging like austria is the fucking jehovahs kingdom of burgers or something, western civilization is so much more evolved than your tiny excuse of a country

I sense nervous Canadians in this thread

Will we ever get a Canada/Russia game as good as the 2015 WJC gold medal game ever again?

>stampost
>stamting

That was Getzlaf
>0-3

The refcam is so fucking based

a little

That was Getzlaf. Also, Marchand is becoming Stamkos part two

put up a new thread you stupid faggots

Because he's one of the biggest money grubbing faggots out there.

twas getzlaf

shit false alarm

>French

>american hockey watching ability
>0-3

It was Getzlaf

Can't believe there is 3 brits in here

Which elite league team lads?

>0-3

cool quads, ahmed

Québecois?

>letting that wonderful 2-one-1 break away chance pass

Guys, I want you guys to win the bettman drinking cup against europ in game 7 3OT

Do you want to join USA and NA in the loser club?

Bobrovsky! I want a baby with you!

I FEEL ALIVE

nu bread

STEELERS
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>mad at meat and cheese
at least you guys are good at getting some fine post numerals

FUCK YOU
I believed in you guys kicking out Red Bull in CHL and you fucked up

LOOOOOOOOOOL

HAHA

SUCK IT, BURZHUI

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YEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!

TELEGIN
MY BASED HARDWORKING RASPUTIN LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER

TELEGA!!!!!

CANADA BTFO

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>cantnada

>КAHAДA

How are u Canada?

KUZZY

2 - 1

its fine

who the fuck even is telegin?never heard of him and right now he is the hero of the russian team

He played in a minor league in Cucknada. Was called "Russian bull".

NOOOO THE UGLY NOSE FUCK!!!!

Lol. Good game, leafs.

Where's your team nigger?

Oh look we scored heh

Pidory, blyad'.

He was absolute garbage here in Winnipeg. Russian scrub more like.

Ruskie D let up for for 10 seconds

2 - 2

>He takes his McDonald's seriously

>even garbage can score against Canada
Is it really that bad?

cyкa блять

>Dat goal line shot.

All tourney long

I'll admit he seems like a much better player now. Hope he does well in the KHL.

))))))))))))))

Hope he will get into the nhl.

>tfw ate healthy delicious Italian burgers at a restaurant last week

A bit expensive but god tier.
Subway and McDs are still popular though. I just can't stand that trademark smell of McDs as soon as you're 100 feet in range of them.

Oh and their cheese slices are as questionable as kraft. They even admit it yourquestions.mcdonalds.com.au/questions/6875

Maybe one day. Hes technically a free agent now as Winnipeg no longer holds his rights, and no other NHL team does either. Hopefully he can get over all the concussion issues and keep improving.

this nigga gets it

All those fast-food chains smell and taste the same to me
Boring, artificially produced taste

did you duys know that Telegin is a dad?

I see them as victims of their own success. I don't think they're out to get you, but the production pressure means they have to pump their food with chemicals that he lp with transportation and conservation.
In a restaurant that isn't needed becaue it's straight from the kitchen to your table.

Пocтaвил 150 pyблeй нa pyccких, cyкa.

Bobrovskiy best player for match

Ez 45 r for bookmaker

пo кнoпкa нe пoпaдaю, cyкa блять, 150p)

пoддepжaл нaшy кoмaндy, лoл

i think they got way too successful people actually over-eaten their products and now they got some heavy competition by actual burger restaurants since you can't make actually good food with mc D prices

new thread

No arguments here.