Mariners @ Twins OFFICIAL Game Thread

Game 2
1-0 Twins lead

Mariners got this

>reminder that CF television angle is superior to anything else

Wtf is Martin and Servais yelling at

Let's go M's! Let's make this a good Saturday night for Seattle sports.

hopefully not all of Seattle my guy

I don't consider those degenerates part of the Seattle sports scene.

such a HAWT CORNER

Rare Zunino Fuck up. Damnit

NoDak Ms fan reporting from Twins country:


Last night there were 3 fans at the bar rooting Seattle, and 0 Twinnies fans.

Even trying to start a baseball conversation with someone in a TH cap gets you a look that could kill.

I feel their pain, I really do, but why be such botched about it?

*TC cap
*bitches about it

Obviously

That's a bummer. I'll talk baseball with anyone, anytime. I figure if you're wearing sports apparel you're open to being in a sports conversation.

It's weird to go to a bar and not be open to conversation at all lol

Probably just a bad egg

CANO getting things started

It's happened more than once

But there's also a few guys I can talk baseball with, even though they stopped paying attention 9 games into the season and are now 100% consumed with the Vikings

Also there was that horrible night I whined and begged and agitated for the Twins game to be put on, only to see a DOUBLE TOOTBLAN in the 9th

Ah well, at least everyone around me acted like a Twins fan that night

UPPER DECK CRUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZ MISSILE! HE OBLITERATED THAT BALL

C R U Z
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UPPER UPPER DECKER

NELLIEEEEE

>dave sims
Did he say 495 ft??

493 WHAT THE FUCKKKK

FOUR HUNDRED NINETY THREE FEET OF CRUZ

Steroid user

Canuck cuck

Cruz is pure! PURE!

Also, one of the few remaining Twins fans walked into the bar right before that missile, paused to see the game saw it and said to me "I don't care, that was fucking awesome!"

These little bitchy homeruns

DAMN

Where did Miranda go? I was watching the Stanford UCLA game and missed it.

Servais yanked him early

...and Storen kicked ass!

Holy shit this game has been quick

Well detroit lost at least

I think when Miranda and Miley pitch on the same day, only one of them can have a quality start.

Destiny has bound them together

Score some runs M's. Wake up out there.

Fucking Twins fans throwing shit on the field, god damn degenerates throwing away a free giveaway.

Guti has almost reached bum status.

I forget how close pennant races actually are. Its not like we think about it much anymore. The regret from getting swept a few times by last place teams is starting to come back.

...

Wtf ump

I know, but think about how ineffective he's been since then.

lel at least the ump is consistent

OUT

that was more just me being sad at what he could have been
hes not good now

Get your rally caps on folks

JUST NEED A RUN OR TWO

PLEASE M'S

\O/ I'm giving all of my power to the M's

Please Nellie, keep it up

E5
5

>ts

WEW LAD

FUCKING HELL SEAGER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Are you fucking kidding me

>losing to a 100 loss team
>1-4 on the season against said team

Wew

Oh my fucking god
This fucking team

KILL ME NOW They have to win out now. what a joke. This team just cannot play under pressure.

Seager this is your fault

>not bunting

Fuck Servais. Fucking hate this team so much. Compeltely blew that oppurtunity. Everything that went wrong went wrong.


fuck this shit. fucking shitty ass team dont deserve the playoffs

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