Eternal Arsenal Thread

Who /comfy/

But we lost against the worst >lelsea in years, twice last season?

I know, at best this is an okay victory. An impressive win this season would be beating city away or something

extra comfy here, might fap and go sleep in a bit

High assists and great defence will come to Ozil and Mustafi but only if you reply with "Praise Allah" in this thread

Thinking about heading out to see local band play at the bar desu

>not having your own band

I've got to say, got a lot of respect for Walcott. The lad is a fighter.

He looked down and out the end out last season. Thought for sure he was off to a meme team like West Ham in the summer.

Nice to see some genuine mental strength in the team. He's working hard, keeping it simple andscoring goals.

The clue is
>last season

He still needs to fuck off though.

Listen
Ozil was good today but Alexis was by far the MOTM. How come people are praising Ozil more than Alexis?

It's too soon to say that. He has a lot to make up for and not just from last season. 140K a week you should expect him to be "fighter"

>140k a week

Of course he stayed

feo was lowkey better than both

Been in a handful but not currently

Remember when Iwobi was getting shitted on for those missed chances against PSG?

So can we not bury him and pretend he's fucking useless when he has inevitable poor game which costs us cause you know the lad is young and all?

Would be extra nice if Iwobi wasn't already a main starter but that just shows how fucking useless Ox.

Old enough to be a starter then you're old enough to be shitted on for not playing well. Our standards should be higher.

/arse/ band when?

Well it's not his fault he gets picked. The guy didn't even develop through divisions, he went straight from playing teenagers in the academy to the toughest league in the world.

was literally pulling strings in the second goal

how do i get cheekbones like ozil

why does a club need their own general

are you too bigtime for /epl/

What happened to Fabregas? He deteriorated so badly. He was world class when he was younger and seemed like he could only improve from there.
Was it the constant hamstring injuries?

What do you play blud?

Bass and vocals here

We have the largest fanbase by far on Cred Forums

Alexis Sanchez is only one goal off the amount of goals Henry had scored after 100 games.

I think we've found him, lads. The new Henry.

is it common to start booing your own players in england?

i don't know liverpool is massive here. their threads wouldn't survive the shitposting tho

if you have the most fans then why
1) is the emirates silent except for the away fans
2) can you not attract good footballers to your club
3) have you not won a league title in 12 seasons

it's better to keep them and their delusion contained in their own thread

Emirates was fucking rocking today, what are you on about

whose year will it be sooner, arse or deaderpoo?

shouting "ARSENAL" 20 times doesn't count

Did you even watch the match

your only other chant was "and it's are-sen-ooooool, are-sen-ooool fc" and you were quieter than the chelsea fans the whole 90 minutes

t. Nigel Percival Clarence Tollynobinghamson IV, proud Tottenham Hotspur fan

xD

bournemouth fan mate

same

1. Good crowd today innit
2. Just signed rob holding
3. Wenger

>just woke up from a 10 hour sleep, saw score and watched some extended highlights
>same shitty looking line up as last premier league game
>beat chelsea 3-0

wenger out m8

Nah, he a good boy.

Will have to start Xhaka or Nenny now if Coq is injured.

watching the replay now, mustafi is a fucking GOAT, like how him and kos are fucking costa up at every opportunity

nah, holding DM
he's the new chambers

>costa drifting wide to avoid muskos

It's Wenger's final season lads, I think we should all be AKBs one last time and support the man.

t. WOB

Top 3 vs Basel

----------Lucas
Alexis-----------Iwobi
y/n?

kostafi

you're not fooling anyone AKBscum

No. Although it would be nice seeing Arsene win one for da land in his last season

It has always been like this

Whichever side you're on the end result is the same, he will leave the club in the summer. I don't know about you but I'd rather have positive vibes around the club, the fans at the stadium today were immense.

>he will leave the club in the summer
wish I could believe this lad, I really do

real coach in please, howe seems like such a weird choice. throwing money at tuchel would work

GUYS GUYS

LGTSS

>chelscum

Arsenal legend Theo Walcott to take over from Wenger soon la

the unique poster number is reguarly higher than /epl/ even without ABAs posting

Ive been here since before the eternal Arsenal started
any epl general would basically turn into Arsenal generals trasnfer generals too
just with some other epl team sprinkled in once in a while

Soon

Mustafi is 24

Holy fuck that team is shit
>Americans
fuck off retard

This is the league cup team, right?

it's supposed to be the all black team of the future, Mustafi is white

>Hayden
did you make this team a year ago
also
>blue

Chambers and Smite-Rowe are white

Bass and vocals

Playing bass while singing is based

t. Lemmy and Les Claypool

not enough blacks to make a full squad la, besides surely Smith-Rowe is a black name

emile smith-rowe is a real tory not like those wannabe black kids

Can't believe Wenger actually signed Mustafi, the absolute madman, that seems like a City/Untied/Chelsea signing. Our squad actually looks decent on paper now, it's not just shitty memes like Coquelin who some of >our fans overrate and nobody else gives a fuck about (for a good reason).

Live in Brissy?

based mert sacrificing his knee

Malbun

Birthday is Monday lads. Great weekend of college football and soccer alike, 20 shaping up to be great. Should I ask the qt shy blonde from statistics out or the tall pixie cut brunette sorority girl in accounting? I see them both in Monday's so I'll be riding my birthday high

>tall pixie cut brunette sorority girl in accounting
everything about this is awful

Fat ass though innit

>chelshit

Which is the slag?

Poor bastard

you can't leave out crucial information like this

Not sure what this is, but I think slag is like a loose woman, so the brunette

So fat ass? She only seems good for a pump and dump before she finds out I'm not a frat boy. Blonde would be better for long term banging.

>shitty memes like Coquelin

slag is slut

...

>not asking them both out
beta af

this
why limit your options

what team should i folo i am new to premiere league

Swansea

>bellendo only 20 games away from 100 appearances for arse
how time flies

>that first game against dortmund where he looked way out of his depth
bellendo is based as fuck

>tfw Bellerin made it
>tfw Coq made it
>tfw Iwobi made it
Who's gonna make it next? Chuba? Maitlind-Niles?

>Coq made it
He might become injury-prone or not recover fully from this one.

Ainsley's versatility gives him a great chance to break through earlier than anyone else. Jeff will probably be making apperances by the end of the season but I understand not counting him

Jeff. Crowley too hopefully

>Crowley
forgot he existed. he's riding the bench in league one atm

It's tough

>Recent rumours have seen former La Masia starlet Hector Bellerin linked with a return to Barcelona but after another master class from Sergi Roberto, this time at the Estadio El Molinon, it would be hard for Luis Enrique to make a cogent argument that the Arsenal man is superior to the current right-back.

>Bellerin has an extra yard of pace it's true, but is that worth a potential 30 million euro outlay when Roberto is starting to provide performances of the highest quality week in and week out?
kek, how can one newspaper be so full of shit?

Kys

from zero to hero in one week, Barca/Real affiliated newspapers are the worst.
we don't know the full extent of his injury yet, maybe we'll get lucky for once and it's just a bruised knee.

Probably a recurrence of the thing he had last year that kept him out for a couple of months

supposedly a ligament on the same knee he had injured,all speculation of course, but him leaving in a brace does not bode well

read the same but there is also
Philippe Auclair
Philippe Auclair – @PhilippeAuclair

Just talked to Wenger for @SFR_Sport: understandably very happy about the day's work - but far less so about Coquelin's injury. Knee sprain.

guess we'll know more before the Basel game.

If it was really bad he'd be off on a stretcher

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

Fantastic, dominant victory against a big team + rival at home, exciting play and Giroud is finished.

Pretty much the perfect day.

Go for the shy qt if she seems interested blud

Does Kante literally have a disability?

Why does his face look like that?

far more likely to fuck the sorority slut mate
the birthday points are wasted on the shy girl, you can go for her afterwards

> After eight games last season Arsenal had scored seven goals, this season they have scored 20 from the first eight matches

don't even remember the start of last season

That's because all AKBs have selective amnesia

sure friend

>watching the latest World star hip hop fight comp
>guy wearing an Arsenal top beating up another guy

proud desu

Link?

WSHH Fight Comp Episode 63!

1 min 53 sec

source

nigger

...

he wishes

you don't have to be black to be a nigger

Arsenal and Arsene Wenger were the perfect club and manager for him respectively.

He's never been able to recapture the level he had here because he ultimately was Wenger's perfect systembabby. His career would have turned out so much better if he never left.

>Ozil has now scored against Chelsea, United, Munich, Spurs and Liverpool.

>le invisible meme in big game player

his free role at arsenal ruined him for other teams who want him to be disciplined

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He now plays well in big games and shit in small ones

Alexis' finish was so good it needs more attention

This. Based Cheeky Chilean Chipping Courtois.

Bow down to your German overlord, Arseshits.

autism

bow down to your immigrant overlords

Arsefags already do that for us.

>that flag
>German

fucking lol

gatestoneinstitute.org/8279/islam-germany-may-2016

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Why is he so much happier than everyone else?

Walflopp in

is that after he took the shot? :3

>we lost to Livershit because Wenger haggled over Mustafi's price and drew with Memecester because Wenger didn't sign Perez sooner
unforgivable

>tfw my whatsapp picture is a pic of xhakaGOAT
>added a bunch of chicks from my class on whatsapp last week
>just clocked they probably all think I'm gay now

Hmm

Taking into account his personality, I'm surprised he's so happy and doesn't seem annoyed by being benched.

>chelsea

That's why he's happy
>Coq's knee

>we scored on the counter

still can't believe it

>those "easy" 8 games coming up
gonna miss coqs legs absorbing some of them tbqh

remember when people wanted shaarawy?

Remember when people wanted David Moyes?

remember when people wanted owen coyle?

breitbart.com/london/2016/04/07/after-anal-rape-leftist-felt-despair-that-his-somalian-attacker-was-deported/
>mfw

remember when people wanted paul lambert?

Remember when people wanted Redknapp?

>having pictures of another man on your phone
they're justified in thinking you're gay

straights please go

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>September 25, 2013: @HectorBellerin makes his Arsenal debut, at West Brom in the third round of the League Cup
youtube.com/watch?v=fyYa4g4i8Q8

get your wengers out for the lads

Is Arsenal's media team the GOAT?

kek, laughing smiley would have been better.

Who /GibboShouldStartMidweek/ here?

sure

Dunno what our media team have been smoking this past year or so.

...

Played as a DM too lol

wonder why he didn't bring flamini on

God lmao

i think so, as a LM, give Iwobi a break

lol

>give Iwobi a break
he just had one

>kondogbia subbed off after 30 minutes
>you now remember /arse/ wanted to spend 40m on him

Has /arse/ ever been right about anything?

On Cred Forums you fucking retard. I know it's hard to see with a burqa on Mohammad but fucking open your eyes

guys, remember the time Ox ridiculed Chambers ("friendly banter") when Bellerin got the run of form and benched him for many many games? It was on a flight, iirc.
Good to see the smug cunt being benched by Iwobi, Bellerin's equivalent(better than) at the wings. God, I fucking hate Ox and his face.

why do Indians hate blacks? you're the niggers of asia

>Alexis 1 goal off top scorer
>Cech top for clean sheets
our year

>concede 4 at home
>to liverpool
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Bamford when

Anyone else still not like Alexis and Ozil? I don't think they're shit players and I still want them in the team but I don't like them.

kek he's just pissed chelsea don't want him

What is it with the australian flag allways making everything about race? Is it supposed to be funny?

are you older than them?

No. Why?

>foreigners not understanding banter

you sound jaded so i thought you would be old

>judging Arsenal on their opening game of the season

Don't do it.

twitter.com/TerryAFCx/status/779801067496300544

Been jaded my whole life la. Imo it's weird for an Arsenal fan to not be jaded.

he's a Cred Forumstard

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also wondered this

also wondered this

>he makes a post hating niggers
>gets asked why he hates niggers when he is just as bad as any nigger
>why do u make this about race??????

>no arsenal player was sent off for a change against chelsea
>not even a yellow card

Pleasant surprise.

If arsenal played city right now how would it go

so has mustafi taught Kos how to bully back?

easy 3-0 win

>Spurs's best player injured
>City's best player injured
>Chelsea shit
>United force to play Rooney
only competition is Liverpool
top by xmas

I dunno Arsenal often do pretty well against City. Though City are different this year obviously.

>top by xmas
because that worked so well last time

now we actually have defensive depth so even during the injury crisis we can still grind out some draws

>liking the same photo twice

Is he retarded?

>kompany
>best

their best player is debruyne now

i mean de Bruyne

>>he makes a post hating niggers
nice reading comprehension

you too

de bruyne is rumoured out for 4 weeks

holy shit when did that happen?

he did his hamstring yesterday

>City's best player injured
>implying Sterling isn't their best player now

>gingers

I remember this game really well, was the first game after Özil signed and I was hyped as fuck thinking he'd make his debut

>Coq scan on tuesday
sweatyman.spif

did we ever work out why they were booing xhaka?

iirc it was because he's been shooting too much in the last few matches

Probably shouting SHOOOOOOOOT

do >schalke have any players worth pinching when they get relegated?

Maybe Breel, Höwedes, and maybe Konoplyanka

Nastasic and Konoplyanka

Howedes if we didn't have Mustafi
Max Meyer

strawpoll.me/11300192
strawpoll.me/11300192

strawpoll.me/11300205
strawpoll.me/11300205

>getting rid of based Gabby P
he just needs english lessons
wilshit needs to fuck off though

...only to end up fucking ourselves again and again.
This is nothing but morning wood. Soon will come the traditional "bad november".

but fuck it, i'm going to enjoy it. it was awesome yesterday! the whole team.

>complain about not having enough depth for years
>some people want gabby out
>some people were happy Coq got injured yesterday
fuck these people

This

>No

we have 5 cbs tbf even without chambers

>only 2 points better than last season
VENGA OOT

how is this even a question? he should have fucked off long ago

Gab and Coq are liabilities. Same as Ox. Same as Almunia was.

>west ham on relegation watch
Are we gonna sign Payet during winter or summer?

we started well last season. it was January-April that was shit

replacing Per with Howedes would be comfy as fuck, at least for one or two seasons

>wanting French bandwagoners in our /arse/
no thanks

>Coq is a liabilty
Genuinely something wrong with you mate. Lad's played like 100 games for us and the only time he's ever been a liability was when he got sent off against Spurs. He's the one liable for most good performances if anything.

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This is pretty stupid.

hope Cesc was super upset yesterday.

True the payetfag is a freak. Guess I'll just settle for Hamez then

>60k stadium in the championship

t. andres vargas

RIP Florida Marlins pitcher, Jose Fernandez, i had him on my fantasy baseball team but otherwise he was a good lad ;_;

akb delusion is hilarious

is that troops bottom left?

I agree but what does that have to do with anything?

According to /arse/ last season, Bilic is a better manager than Wenger.

>he doesn't rate coq

he was last season

when do we get to smash these cunts?
probably boxing day as usual

We should sign Big Andy Carroll when West Ham get relegated.

>bandwagoner
>our /arse/
>our
I would prefer Payet getting relegated over him beeing cheered on by such a retard.
Ever tried to look at yourself? You sound about as much retarded as the other user.

Bilic is objectively better than Wenger but he has worse players.

Payetfag blown the fuck out again

Will Vardy regret not joining Arsenal when he had the chance? Leicester already lost more games this season than they did last, and it's only September.

>tfw he's back

How's the relegation zone? Have you seen any doctors about your persistent autism? How much of an embarrassment are you to your family? Oh and payet is so shitty he wouldn't make the Arsenal bench.

This. That mentally ill autist always pops up with the same gimmicks. wonder if he will ever grow bored of it. Maybe when wet spam get relegated this season.

I don't cry over every loss unlike plastic fans

>hurrdurr i want to feel like i belong to a community so i'll single people out
Last time I checked, /arse/ doesn't belong to you, go outside and get some real friends

You seem very edgy lad.

Don't reply m8.
I could understand him coming here after a West Ham win so he can shitpost like an idiot, but when they're so embarrassing I don't get why he's here at all. Top weirdo. Even the Irish Liverpool lad isn't this bad and he's been here for ages.

Not edgy, this is a thread for arsenal fans which you arent. You are a payet cocksucker and wet spam fan. I don't need to shit talk you to belong, everyone here knows you are an autistic cunt on the same level as the Algerian city bandwaggoner I just love how flustered you get and since you are fucking retarded you cannot come up with any competent response. I almost feel sorry for picking on a mentally ill person but you deserve it.

>hurr durr someone "we" haven't invited came in OUR thread, so, he's so weird dont u think so xddd
Geez, retards never change, don't they?
Never reply to me again, shitposters like you ruin Cred Forums by desperately trying to form communities in generals.

Is Feo back?

It's literally his year la. He's been saving up all his potential for the last 10 years so he can unleash it now.

>this is a thread for arsenal fans which you arent.
Wow, tell me where are those rules? I take /arse/ thread as a thread to talk about Arsenal, not as a thread reserved for Arsenal fans. Have you ever wondered why everyone on Cred Forums thinks that /arse/ is full of retards? It's crazy how your fake community gets edgy every time someone dares to intrude "your" sacred place without following your imaginary rules. It's like I'm talking to a group of hippies who refuse to listen to anyone who doesn't agree with them. I guess this is what happens when you spend every day trying to play friends with a virtual community. Turn off your computer and get a life.

Fuck international breaks

gives you the chance to work on your anime backlog senpai

>anime
No

I've had quite enough of this you Arsenal supporting cunts.

Every morning I come on Cred Forums, and the front page looks something like this

>GENERAL ARSENAL THREAD
>RVP THREAD
>WENGER THREAD
>ARSENAL SIGNINGS THREAD
>LIVERPOOL THREAD
>SOME AMERICAN TALKING ABOUT HIS FAVOURITE PIZZA TOPPING FROM THE MOVIES
>MAN UNITED THREAD
>MIKEL ARTETA THREAD
>PHOTOSHOPPED NAKED PICTURES OF ARSENAL PLAYERS THREAD
>LETS ALL WANK TO ARSENAL PLAYERS PASS COMPLETION THREAD

FUCK OFF. KEEP IT TO ONE FUCKING THREAD YOU ABSOLUTE WANKERS. The worst fucking thing, is that NOT ONE of these threads actually fucking fills up. Why the fuck do you need about fucking 20 a day? Mikel Artetea doing 60 5 yard passes DOES NOT NEED A THREAD. Robin Van Persie scoring a SHIT PENALTY DOES NOT NEED A THREAD.

Have one thread for Arsenal. ONE. Discuss all your Arsenal related issues in that. The rest of us hate you. HATE you.

HURRR A RAPIST SCORED
HURRR WE ARE SIGNING A BLACK PERSON LETS GREENTEXT HIS NAME
HURR LOOK AT ME I AM MIKEL ARTEKKERS LOL I AM A SUPER COOL TRIP, I NEED TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS ME SO WHEN I HAVE A 'BREAKDOWN' YOU ALL KNOW WHO I AM

Get this shit together you irrelevant club supporting bellends. I wouldn't be shocked if there were only about 6 Arsenal fans in Cred Forums, but because you are all Congolese bandwagoners all you have in your life in Arsenal, so you sit here shitting up Cred Forums, my fucking website, with your shitty threads.

Get out. GET OUT. Or I will MAKE Moot to wordban Arsenal. I've had enough

depends, were we in favor of or against giroud?

>tfw it gives you more time to play the new EU4 DLC when it comes out on the 11th

feels good man

wew lad

Meyer, Goretzka

Kolasinac maybe. Embolo maybe, Konoplyanka, maybe and that nigga Huntelaar as a super sub maybe.

Nice pasta

>Huntelaar
he was so fucking good in fifa way back when
what happened to him?

Got old. Got injured a lot. Between him and Van Persie and the older examples in Kluivert, Makaay and Van Nistelrooij, Dutch strikers age like milk.

> The most striking statistic in his performance was that he lost possession just eight times, the fewest of any Arsenal starter aside from Coquelin. And the Frenchman, who was dispossessed five times, was withdrawn after 32 minutes.

based iwobae

>Packers and Arsenal raping this weekend

feels good man

>our '''''best'''' DEFENSIVE MID gets dispossessed at a rate of 15 times per 90 minutes
>our youth winger who is known to be poor defensively only 8 times
>coqsuckers will defend this
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I don't like the packers, but J. Nelson getting me fantasy points is always good

THROW TO RANDALL COBB YOU FUCKING FAGGOT QB

>replying to yourself
That's pathetic, even for an aussie

But user, A. Rodgers really really likes women

>implying aussies have any shame

sorry, just frustration at Rodgers for not giving cobb a TD. he's straight lad

he dadn't

>replying to ameritards
lad...

who will win the /arse/ civil war? americans or australians?

Good point, most of the time I chalk it up to shitposting but sometimes Bruce is very convincing.

there's a civil war going on?

Well, us burgers have firearms so maybe us? Then again, half of our forces will be wiped out from diabetes/other heart related illnesses(another chunk will be too fat to make it to battle). Can we turn the Emus against them again?

Quite frankly I'm disgusted that people ITT are turning on Pope Francis.

i know who doesn't live in fear of being shot by niggers

When will dat guy return?

Me too mate.

Usually it's people just fishing for (you)s

Wenger OUT
Puel IN

he's an AKB
fuck him

lol, it's Coquelin, not Ozil, it's really not that odd to not rate Coquelin unironically

Although the Twitter-hate he's getting is a bit over the top.

coq > ozil

this is true, coq doesn't smoke

ozil smokes?

the Iwobi-Welbz partnership was goat last season

yeah man, he's not a proper muslim, well-known smoker

this

no but seriously Coq has been that defensive anchor that we so badly needed in midfield
specially when you had mofuckas like Ox not tracking back and Ramsey endlessly running into the box leaving huge gaps.

No it wasn't. Fuck off.

This desu
Fuck off >american

bump
thoughts?

It was for a couple games desu, when Iwobi first got brought into the side.

They played really well together in that Everton match.

Coq is getting Twitter hate?

He hasn't even been bad this season.

And then Welbeck returned to being shit, as per.

Since you are so desperate for a response so that you can post your over analyzed bullshit.
I doubt Alexis get's shifted out wide, probably the same front 3 as vs Chelshit

They played a couple of one-twos and some people got gassed. Welbeck is still terrible and hopefully he never pulls on an Arsenal shirt again.

All of u are faggots for hating on people who have OBVIOUSLY performed well this season, like Coquelin, like Walcott

I don't think Welbz is as bad as you lot make him out to be desu.

I mean he's certainly not good but he's not awful.

He's not someone who sticks out to me as a really bad player like Ox or Theo last season or Giroud on a bad day. He's just not very good.

Probably the same kind of people who are blaming Coq for Xhaka not starting and not realising that it's Cazorla who needs to be dropped.

Why do you lads hate him? he's a good winger

He's mad because I want to discuss Arsenal on an Arsenal general.

I'll let you know at the end of the season if he scores at least 14 league goals and 10 assists (which is what he should be getting).

so far i've seen more posts bitching about people who hate coquelin than posts actually hating on him

welbeck is awful m8
needs to fuck off and take americans with him

rightfully so

This desu

you filtered australians? smart move desu

cause he's a striker who can't shoot

should have grown up as a midfielder 2bh

but he can't pass or dribble either

Wonder if they will mention it in the epilogue of his bio pic

>Jamie rejected the offer from Arsenal and signed a new deal with Leicester
>They finished 8th in the following season, with Jamie scoring 14 goals. He never recreated his goalscoring revord and never won another trophy
>in 2020, he moved to New York FC

Honestly don't know what he was thinking.

Obviously loyalty in football is great and all that but winning the title was the pinnacle of what he is gonna achieve at Lester, he's never gonna get anywhere near that again.

Like yeah there's a romantic side to it, wanting to stay and repay the fans' faith and play in the Champions League with the team you defied the odds with, but you've gotta look at it from an actual professional's perspective and from that perspective leaving for Arsenal was literally a no-brainer.

Vardy is a functioning retard, he honestly thought LC would repeat the heroics of last season.

maybe he's just a WOB

He just knew that no other team would suit his style of play so well. Ranieri makes the whole team play around him

To be fair to vardy Leicester offered him the same wages on a longer deal and it's not that likely for arsenal to win more

Although arse would have probably made him money in marketing deals

Arsenal definitely dodged the bullet. Look at Leicester now. It's not like their play style has been found out, or they're facing parked buses. The players don't fight anymore, and look like they couldn't be bothered to chase and press like they used to. Vardy was like a mad dog las season, sprinting at everything and making goals out of half chances.

Even Kante is shit, and he made his big money move to Chelsea. That could've been Arsenal. Vardy is the modern version of Dani Guiza(pic related), a then 29 year old striker who scored 30+ goals in La Liga in 2008, then went to turkey and became shit.

Yeah, for a while now. It's compareable to how angry people would get to seeing Flamini start for Arsenal, people don't want him anywhere near the starting line-up and see him as a huge liability. Nowadays, it's also mostly people going nuts because they want Xhaka to start over him.

Personally, I think it's caused by people ridiculously overrating Coquelin after his breakthrough, holding him to unrealistic high standards and then when he started making inevitable mistakes here and there because he's not perfect, they blew that out of proportion and now he's complete garbage.

are you implying that Coquelin isn't the new Claude 'Ukelele' Makelele

Only 6 games into the season it's too early to tell.

>and now he's complete garbage
I was with you until here.

Completely forgot about Guiza

>ukelele
>makelele

>complete garbage [according to them]

Why does Mustafi look autistic whenever he plays? is it cause he's a manlet?

>and now he's complete garbage.
I wasn't with you until here.

Coquelin is not complete garbage. Are you retarded? The man's been one of our most consistent performers this season.

That banter will never get old

>Guiza
tbf Fener is a blackhole that destroys the souls of many men

oi

Dude.

goat banter from the goat wc of memes & brazilian dreams

Muslims aren't very good at reading comprehension.

>Dimitri Payet has had more shots in the Premier League without scoring than any other player so far this season

Walcott >>>> Payet

I'm actually half-Portuguese, but yes it still applies lol

Pls be our year
Pls be our year
Pls be our year

Leicester is going through a sophomore slump, which happens to most clubs after having an unexpected amazing season.

The hunger is gone, and they will most likely end up in a relegation scrap. Next summer, the likes of Mahrez and Drinkwater will get picked up at cut-rate prices from other clubs.

Vardy will be 30, coming off a mediocre season, and be on too high wages to move anywhere better.

can someone please post the image of sanchez standing behind an upset leo messi looking extremely smug? Thankyou.

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thanks senpai

>Leicester is going through a sophomore slump, which happens to most clubs after having an unexpected amazing season.
tfw we've been in a slump since the invincibles

the club has hit its target ever since then desu

I don't think perennial top 4 would be considered a slump

going from invincible champions to perennial 2nd-4th for the following 10+ years is pretty much a slump tbf

The Emirates stadium debt was the cause, and the housing crisis of 2007-08 wrecked the value of the highbury apartments. Then Chelsea and City brought new competition, while other sugar daddy clubs abroad (PSG, Monaco, etc) threw money around and raised the value of everything.

We'll look back on this in 10-20 years and see the trophyless era as worth it. The next manager after Wenger has a good platform to win something big.

>The Emirates stadium debt was the cause
Stopped reading there.

A girl i really really really like moved recently to london for a 1 year study postgrade ;_;

hold me arse i don't want her to be banged by a muslim nig or an chelsea fan

post her tits to help you get through it la

No tits but face
She's wife material, don't you dare say shit about her

average at best but you're a manlet so I guess you did good

She's pretty, I'll buy her some orange juice if I see her :)

Remember when people wanted christopher samba?

How was that even a foul?
You know which one i'm talking about.

>people actually wanted Samba
>people actually wanted Fellaini

Muslim nig here, which uni?

>Samba
>Cana
>only a Mata of time

>got Santi

>average at best
You say like British women are prettier and you have high standards, that's funny.

>mfw watching comps of literally whos from eastern europe back in 2007
Fuck, time flies man

I can already tell all the lightskin afghans and Arabs are gonna be all over this chick. Unlucky mate. I'm not joking when I say she's probably going to have a ravaged downstairs by the time she goes back.

t. Person who has witnessed these exchange students getting ploughed by lightskin afghans and Arabs on the regular

If you don't remember we're linked with that dude you are not an arsenal fan.

>we were
Fix'd

Lads, can you guys remind me who that GK Arsenal signed a few years ago, youth, supposed 'wonderkid', is getting on?

How is that Nigerian 'wonderkid' getting on?

How is Vlad getting on?

How is Beliek or whatever doing?

Matt Macey? he's bang average
Nwakali just went on loan we'll see in a few months
Dragomir is meh
Bielik looks goat as a CB

You now remember Thomas ICEFIELD

I remember when some people were calling it one of the best steals in recent years because we nabbed him from dortmund or something. Shit like caughoffside were rating him as one of the best prospects in the world.

Same is going to happen to iwobi 2bh.

>same is going to happen to Iwobi
you mean Akpom. Eisfeld never made it past the league cup. As of right now Iwobi is getting the younger Cole treatment where expectations are low but he still surpasses them.

nah we didn't hype him that hard
but there were articles touting him as the next Mario Gotze

rip

mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/arsenal-wonderkid-produces-piece-skill-8913005?

Trae Coyle is fucking goat for a 15 year old. Let's see how he develops

Alright lads. Honest and serious question, how do you think we've done so far?

>Tfw it'll be 2020 when he gets into the first team

WE WANT WENGER OUT

Wenger has said before that our academy is about to come upon a golden a golden age. Iwobi's crop was supposed to 3 of have:

Hayden, Zelalem, Akpom, Bellerin, Olsson, Gnabry, Maitland-Niles, Pleguezelo, Moore, O'Connor, Iwobi, Toral come through With Iwobi, Hayden, Olsson, Maitland-Niles thought to be be solid future pros but just below Arsenal Quality.

Bellerin made it
Hayden is doing well with Newcastle,
Iwobi is good enough for us,
Akpom is welbeck tier if he stays long term, Zelalem & Toral belong in Spain/Italy with a lower or mid table club,
Olsson is doing well in the Danish league
Gnabry will be the one that probably got away
Ainsley looks to be a future box to box CM or a full back depending on what kind of club he breaks through for

The next crop is Jeff, Fortune, Malen (17), Willock, Bielik, Mavididi, Nketiah (17), Nelson (he's only 16), McGuane, Smith-Rowe, Bola brothers, Sheaf, & Nwakali, Virginia/Huddart

Lets see how it all plays out

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Aliko Dangote when?

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fucking casuals

>yfw Coq is more effective than Rambo now

Will Wenger start the blessed basel boys this week?

Really could have been the absolute goat season couldn't it... Mesut signing, goat away jersey, Ramsey goating, top of the league for most of the season... Should have done the league/fa cup double but Ramsey getting injured really fucked everything up...

based wenger

>shit game today
>Arsenal play on Wednesday
>Coq injured for god knows how long
WENGER OUT

Has anybody made a funny webm/gif of Xhaka scoring a blooter then people scoffing it was lucky, then him doing it next game?

Anybody remember that WWE reaction image? Have that, where Xhaka does a good pass, he sits up taking notice, then have him score the blooter and he looks shocked and surprised, then to the 2nd blooter and he falls back in his chair.

I can't into creativity.

No

Out for 10 weeks most likely. Not a terrible problem, as at the moment we're playing 4-3-3. Carzola, Xhaka, Ozil midfield, Sanchez, Walcott, Giroud forward. Then we have Iwobi GOATing it up. Ramsey is around. Elmemey is servicable. Bielik is also potentially able to fill in. I'm sure Chambers has a recall, as well as Wheelchair (who looked better last game, should have scored).

Okay... I'll settle for a webm that has both blooters in it...

fook off ya oranje coont

I now remember Dani Guiza

Just do what you should do to people who break rules. The guy is a proxy using cunt.

You're walking home from the Emirates after a December game. It's dark, it's cold, you pull the collar of your coat up against the wind and tuck your hands under your arms. You pass an alleyway and suddenly, you hear a trash-can fall over, you turn on instinct and look down the alleyway. It's pitch black. "Hello?" you call. No response, you're just preparing to turn away when you see it. The flame from a lighter. You can just about tell it's lighting the tip of a cigarette. "Can I help you?" you nervously call down to the obvious person in the darkness.

"How was Cech today?" comes the reply. The tip of the cigarette goes brighter as the person takes a long, hard, drag.

"Er, he was good, another clean sheet" you say, trying to hide your fear "U-u-up the Arsenal, eh?" you jokingly continue.

"Yeah..." followed by another drag "Up the Arsenal..." before the cigarette is flicked onto the floor. You start to slowly walk away before the man calls back to you "One last question..." he calls

"Y-y-eah?" you stutter in reply.

"Szczesny in WHEN?"

At that point, his hands have reached out and in the clearer light, you notice the glint of something gold, it is then you realise what it is, the Golden Glove Award.

You quickly turn and run, run as fast as you can.

The sound of mocking laughter following you all the way home.

100% Allah Endorsed Guarantee

Does he honestly have a future with us?

"Rules are just helpful guidelines for stupid people..."

Nice try, but I know that quote. "who can't make up their own minds". Don't think your ellipses will save you from me pointing it out. The guy is a shitposting prick. He uses proxies to shitpost. He's Romanian, Spanish, The Flip and the Algerian. He also uses a French one to talk to himself.

I feel like the depressed chain smoker kind of haunts the corridors of the Emirates. You turn a corner - he's there. You take a shower - he's there. Staring. Mumbling bad jokes to himself. Mumbling "Ospina out when" and "Szczesny in when" under his breath. No one acknowledges him as an Arsenal player, but you all secretly fear the day that he reclaims his position in goal for an important match, and you all dread that day like an imminent school shooting. He'll abandon his post. He'll scream at Laurent for no reason. He'll have the ball in his gloves and SMASH it into his own net with his forehead, JUST so you know not to fuck with him. He'll then relax, take a seat inside of the goal, cross-legged, and retrieve a pack of Marlboro Reds from behind the sandbag. As he lights the tip of the cigarette, he'll look into your eyes from across the pitch and you'll know. You'll know. You'll know that he won't tolerate your disrespect any more.

Schizo

Or, anybody who isn't a retard knows it's him. Others have called him out on it. It's a redditor who comes here to shitpost. Him using proxies to do that is irrelevant. He shitposts, doesn't matter what flag he displays.

Is this, dare I say it, >our year lads?

>Place increases every year
>Point total decreases

Maybe Dejan Iliev?
I have no idea how he's doing or if he's even been loaned out to anyone so far

wtf is this shit?
2015/16 points all wrong.

>11 draws

I hope Perez and Walcott have their shooting boots on this season.

Someone also said he's the Canadian/Croat Bayern fan. It would fit, since that guy has the same nationality switching when it suits him thing, as the Algerian, and both list the same reason for starting to follow tje club.

The GK is, apparently, called Hugo Keto. I hope Nwakali makes it. He's suppose to be GOAT. He's got 3 goals in 7 apps for U21. Then again, like 40% of the Nigerian U21 team were overage. Also he apparently plays in CB, MC and AMC. Okay? As for Bielik, I was hoping he'd say as a DM. But a potential youth CB is neat. Gibbs looks SO much better on the left midfielder roll. If he learns to track back, he'll be great. England should call hm up as a LM instead of a defender.

Or it might have been him. I knew they signed a couple. He's still at Arsenal I think. So we got Cech, Ospenis, Martinez, Keto and Iliev? Chesny too off loan, right?

Possibly, Canadians, Australians, Germans and Slavs seem to be biggest shitposters I've seen.

He's definitely also the Romanian City fan that suddenly popped up. Posting the same images, always defending him. That guy is fucking weird.

>The GK is, apparently, called Hugo Keto.

He obviously means Kent's brave Ryan Huddart

Schizo cunt

Schizo cunt

Quotes from Hull City captain Curtis Davies:

>“Last week against Arsenal, we had 10 men but it was a different performance,” he said. “We were good. We kept hold of the ball but Liverpool, with their pressing game, they weren’t going to be satisfied with 3-0.

>“They weren’t satisfied with 4-0 or scoring five. They wanted six, seven, eight and that is the difference. Arsenal were like, ‘We will sit, we will let them have the ball and then we will have it for another five minutes’.

>“But Liverpool didn’t give you a chance to breathe to be honest.

>“Arsenal are a very good passing team, but a lot of their stuff is on front of you. Nice little passes.

>“Liverpool have that mix of nice little passes and then people who will run and run at you and beat you as well. Like Mane. Like Coutinho.

>“They will open the game up just on their own by making runs and beating people. It is very difficult to take.

>“When we went down to 10 men then, if I am being honest, as a Liverpool I would be thinking, ‘We can give them a hiding. Let’s be ruthless.’

>“And they were ruthless.”

>I have to wait until Wednesday for Arsenal
Blud, I swear to god pham, sky can fuck right off.

its not skys fault they don't even have the rights
uefa always rotate

>unironically defending le always put arsenal on saturday or sunday night football
also, it's a dip you meme

mfw people here laughed at them signing Mane even though he exposed our defence every single time we played him

(you) tried well

>what is energy management
Sorry but we're playing in the CL, you wouldn't understand and neither would Curtis Davies.

enjoy sending your players to the retirement house lol

What you doing in Russia Arsene?

What should I do if I bump into spuds fans la's?

Are you really at risk of that where you are in Russia?

>spurs fans
>in russia
They all moved to israel, igor.

Moscow

CL la

She has to be the fittest non-celebrity British girl I've ever seen

stab them emotionally with arse banter

Coq strapped up.

when are they announcing ozil, alexis, iwobi and bellerin's extensions and ox's mutual termination?

When you stop touching yourself at night.

>Serge Aurier sentenced to two months in prison

the absolute madman

Out for 3 months at least t b h

ox pls

Are you lot new to football? They were urging him to shoot in light of his recent blooters.

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>new
someone is.

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Is Valencia that good, I would have put Bellendo in

great image

that's called being fucking idiots
there's no need to win league games 10-0

Give me a (you) if you believed any of the following:

>thinking Aurier would be a good signing
>thinking Mane was going to flop
>thinking mourinho would make manure into a good team
>thinking Welbecks goal vs Leicester was a turning point last season
>thinking West Ham would be top 4 good this year

Mane is just having a good run, he will soon plummet hard, believe me I have seen enough of him at Salzburg. When things get rough around Christmas the whole Klopp meme will end.
That said he would still be >our second best winger if we signed him.

Mouyes will cuck us again this year like usual

Akpom looked good against NF. Like Iwobi he used his size well but the thing with Chuba is you get a lot more pace from him on the flanks.

Genuinely like him more than Welbeck

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Nice touch from the club

they've done it for at least the last 3 years

it's good that they see us as underdogs, we always choke under pressure

That was the most biased and cringeworthy article I have read all year. Did he conveniently forget that arsenal need a 90th minute penalty to break down the mighty Southampton? At the emirates too. Did he forget that PSG also completely outplayed Arsenal already this season?

@71504354
It's a woman you shitlord

afternoon lads
wenger out

afternoon
you out

autistic ramsey obsessed walcott dicksucking akb germans out

> Theo Walcott: Has already made more tackles (12) in 6 PL apps this season as he managed in the last 2 seasons combined (11)
weew

>autistic ramsey obsessed walcott dicksucking akb german

well done senpai thats me

you're the only regular german poster here so it's easy to recognise you tbf

only regular at times though, but yeah

Aurier >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Debushit

whys he in prison doe?

beating the shit out of some pig

apparently he elbowed a police officer and that police officer had to take a day off work to recover
sounds like bullshit desu

player.arsenal.com/matches/g879713/video/8345/under-18s-v-leicester-city-h

damn.

>two Bola's at the club
>both LB/CB
>not related

stop waving man and stop looking at me, you're making me feel uncomfortable, quick move the mouse away from the automatic pop-up webm

phew, that was close

>stones
>no kershelny
jej

poll-maker.com/poll825503x10764C11-33

You know what to do, unlimited votes as well with no IP tagging boyos :")

>STONES
>Milner
>Valencia

Objectively shit list, real tots:

Cech; Bellerin, Kosc, Otamendi, Kolarov; Cazorla, Fernandinho; Sterling, LFC mid, KDB; Aguero

>Australians...seem to be biggest shitposters I've seen
t. Brigitte Bardot

has Ozil given an interview in English yet?

Yes

He just smiled and said "ya gunners ya"

How ABA can you be

Tuesday: no classes
Wednesday: in school all day

Fucking Champions leangue

did Calum play CB or RB for Boro?

What horseshit. They scored with their one chance and it was nervy but in reality they hardly did shit after the penalty. Relegation fodder can't even respectfully take a 4-1.

>Valencia
>Not Bellendo

CB. Pretty poor 1st half, good second

>yfw the ABA ref is a better DM than Kanté

>Alexis Sanchez turns N'Golo Kante
>tfw Ozil can turn invisible and turn into completely different Arsenal players
Kante was always pretty average. Leicester was the right team for him.

he definitely wasn't average, there's no need to rewrite history just because he's got his paycheck and can't recapture last season's form

Not used to being on the opposite end of a counter attack innit

>tfw he starts drifting to the left more and more
>tfw he turns in his own half and leads a counter
>tfw he beats his chest after scoring on the break
>tfw he morphs into prime Henry

the lack of Henry webms itt is disgusting desu

He's a hard worker who can put his foot in and read play defensively. For a more box-to-box midfielder, going forward he definitely is fairly average and it's shown so far in his Chelsea career and even at the Euros.

Warmest of reminders that Arsene Knows Best

bake a new bread pls

You do it - AKB edition welcome

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Literally the post that cured my no era penal fever

Goat WC

I'll never forget