OFFICIAL UFC FIGHT NIGHT 95: CYBORG VS LANSBERG THREAD #1 ERICK SILVA EDITION

>it's an eric silva gets heemed episode

Cruz is a mexican intellectual on the mic

I love when two BJJ black belts fight, they're so egotistical and proud of their respective gyms that just stand and bang for the better part of the fight

disagre

Mike tyson

>silva struggling this much against a no name

what a bust

#2 p4p fighter
So far, #1 p4p commentator

So I guess

Dont know what i enjoy more, the fight or the commentary

Eric Silva with that glass chin post-USADA

Fingers crossed for Linsberg upsetting.

She's the first fighter I actually found to be decent looking in terms of face.

He's the GOAT at both, faggot.

Holy shit someone shoot Cruz, it's a fight not an essay

Great first prelim fight

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knowing ufc judges you may as well flip a coin to see who wins if this goes to the cards

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> all these Cruz shills

Hey Cody!

>that shitty submission attempt

GOOD FIGHT LADS GOOD FIGHT

Silva is gonna win. The other fighter is gassed.

Who is winning?

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19-19

these are actually all Dom himself posting using his feet with some fancy footwork under the table

what a fight ladies and gentleman

Goat comment

>dom cruz on commentary
>no fight companion

Fuck this

what a great fight
i have no idea who is wining chagas maybe?

They're both gassed.

>>no fight companion
>Fuck
u

that was a savvy push off the cage to help with the single

didnt get it but got him out of the potential guillotine

>that many frogs

disgusting

shit fight

salt is a great comment now?

both of these deserve a house

Kinda spicy desu

I like

I like cruz on commentary because he's not letting anik say anything.

IRON SHARPENS IRON JOE

This.

Can't believe there are so many white supremacists around here tbqh

Cruz would rek both these fuccbois

just mute the card and listen to this youtube.com/watch?v=kXFEh4cdCog

"we throwin spinning shit now huh?"

- Eric silva

i wanna see cruz interview these guys

>so why did you do these 50 things wrong

fuck off reddit, this is my club house

RIP

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT FINISH

HOLY SHIT THAT ENDING AAAAAAAHHH

HEEM SLEEPY

LMAO JUST

Great finish

>literally giving away the fight

k

heem went down

amazing fuckin fight. this chard is schaub blessed? ? ? ?

Oh shit!

kek, what a way to throw it

good fight

Anik is having the easiest night of his life. Getting paid to sit there and not say shit.

Bas/Cruz commentary team when?

*flicks a jab at you*
*flicks a jab at you*
*flicks a jab at you*
*flicks a jab at you*

outfuckingplayed

What a grind

top kek what the fuck was that

arent they both color guys? that wouldnt work

Good fight indeed

Cruz's commentary is the best ever

FFFFUUUUGGGGGGG

I love Silva getting knocked out last fight after the arrogant shit he pulled.

GOD THAT WAS A NICE NICE FIGHT
Good start fellas p nice

half speed banger

Great fight.

This one should have gone to the judges just for the controversy

I had it 28-27 Silva

Oh look, it's one of those dumbshit mma fans that doesnt understand how a commentary team works. Everyone laugh at this dumb little bitch.

HEEM TAPPY

crazy fast choke.

Silva is pretty cute desu

Why not?

>SPICY first fight
>heem's boy Dom "Keep It Clean" Cruz on the mic doing better than the other mongo announcers
This is looking good lads

>saving you stamina for a takedown only to get choked out
Wew

>start

Woah, just take it easy man!

Brazil will do fookin nuthen

That's definitely sub of the night.

"Can I see your back, bro?"

Sure thing man

Silva was winning that last round anyway

he looks like a brazilian bisping to me

He was doing to go for that double ankle finish off of the low single that Mark Coleman loves but he was too gassed to complete it.

my ideal commentary team

>rogan
>cruz
>mir
>bonnar
>bas
>rampage
>stann

no ken flo

Mine would be Mauro and Stann.

All 4channers said he'd be fired...

>another brazilian asking for money

lol

He was exhausted and could barely stand in his feet

A nice start, let's hope we can keep this up. Had a crazy fucking heem on the Fight Pass.

silva was one heem away from webm related

What the fuck is this monkey jibbering about?

Gib translation pls

>begging for reebok AND bonus money

Ugh.

RIP Translator.

any1 got acestream link pls bros

>Please gib monay

decent fight famalam

hues asking for prize money after mediocre fights

GIB MONI PLIS BRBRBR HUEHUEHUEHUE

Asking for money in this way is so ugly for the sport. We need better pay.

Hope they get FOTN

>hues have literally begged for money in the post fight interview the last two fights

>Chagas
>Cha-gassed
>Choke-gas

Lets get McGregor to become a fox analyst.

Is there water falling on the octagon? Or is it my shit satellite?
>asking for fight night bonus and speaking about reebok in the same sentence
Kinda wanna forgive him for the bullshit he pulled on his last fight.

>Dustin Ortiz

Incoming wrestlefuck

Nice job there translator

How much are the FOTN bonuses etc for fight nights?

I hate Erick Silva.

This is dope af

>inb4 new ownership group makes a rule that you can't beg for money post-fight

cap this

The same as ppv. $50k.

Aw man that gives me the feels.

youll do foockin nutin!

Maybe they should ask >god

Reminder that Conor has begged for money in his post-fight too

I think the idea of roles in commentary is so that it makes it much easier for the two to not talk over each other. It makes it sound a lot more professional when they don't accidentally speak at the same time or interrupt as much.

I would like to see two color commentators too just to see what it's like.
I fucking hate anik.

this is honestly so fucking sad :/

When was that? On Cody's fight?

How long before begging for bonus money is a fineable offence?

:C

wow good for the up-and-comers ay

what's your point? He's a dickhead too lol

i think he'd be pretty good at it desu

love his fan commentary of aldo v mendes dos

youtube.com/watch?v=Ceg9qaBBBrg

I hate Cody

pls god no

plus, he's too illiterate to read the teleprompter

color commentators do play by play too though, I think Joe calls out moves more than Goldie

He doesnt deserve to be cut

OOOOOOH

DAT HOIRT 'IM

>literally every single fighter begs for money in their post fight interview

nice 'sport'

You are a white supremacist.

-Hillary

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Dont bother wasting time spoonfeeding that moron. A worthless shitbag like him wont be able to figure it out...

yup I was right.

who's the skeleton

wait until fighters start kneeling during the FACE THE PAIN intro

>who are dese bums?

dom and jim ross would be the p4p#1 team

conor doesnt

>color commentators do play by play

>BRITS IN CHARGE OF HAIR

kek

He used to

Everyone hates Cody. He has a neck tattoo and his name is Cody.

>actually mentioning CM Punk as someone he will benefit from training with

"dana 60 g's babayyyy"

Literally a meme sport.. Boxing is still much more popular. mma is a fad which will never reach the heights of boxing.

>You have to understand, I'm 5'7", I literally felt 6'7"

Fuck homeless people. I say gun them down and cremate their carcasses.

FIFTY GEES BAY BAY

conor did it with style

nothing sounds cool through a translator

>uh...i'd like to own a house plz dana

That advert is ironic, right?

I like Cody cause he was the only one that had the balls to step to conor when conor was flapping his mouth on tuf.

HD stream not loading anymore..

>did it with style

There are no depths you mcgoof nuthuggers won't stoop to.

Who /absolute potato stream because nothing else is available/ here?

>#12 FW upsets #3 FW just like on TUF

don't have to worry about being homeless when you live in your parents basement at the age of 25 huh?

CAMILLA BACK

>he's an american
>he needs a stream to watch fs1

Wow dude maybe it's time to get a job huh?

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Hi test ref?

why is there a female ref

No, watching in perfect HD on my giant TV tßh, sorry m8.

ufc.tv/video/ufc-brasilia-2016-prelims

Something else is available

this

I'm liking the addition of this thicc veterinarian ref

"When Kravchenko's head clatters off the canvas, dey will know it's not all fookin' talk, yeh."

thicc ref is back boys

This is maybe the most reddit post ever posted on /heem/

he will never make 145 again

oh fuck that sweep

hehehe

I would wrestlefuck her all day

Britain has 2 champions in 2016.. Crazy time to be alive.

ill be the flyweight and ref can stomp me to death with her imposing body

>beg me

>thicc ref keeps walking in front of camera

could dana take the left hand shot if he fought conor at openweight?

>it's an england takes credit for something they didn't do episode

Ireland isn't part of Britain you mouth breather, and the other one is about to lose it in 2 weeks to a 46 year old dinosaur.

how the fuck do you score that round?

ref bunda

That round could literally go either way

I'd like to say 10-10 but we never see those

Will Trump make Arnold his Sec of Defense?

first day on the jobcruz is already a better commentator than stann and anik

Today i was reading about the famine, the fact that Irelanders have forgive you lads it's so crazy to me, imagine, i'm bitter about the falklands I would fucking hate till the end of time for that t bh honest familia
>this post is MMA related and I shouldn't be banned again, thanks.

Formiga, Ortiz couldn't do much from the top, Formiga was more active from the tip and had control longer

for the ref

I think ortiz did more damage but yeah that was a bum round

>inb4 they ask for FOTN bonus

10-9 for Dustin

>I'd like to say 10-10 but we never see those
I wish we would

18+ website kid

He was talking about Liam McGeary you silly sod

>Duke Goofus flies out to Vegas to corner a 0-0 professional wrestler
>Won't fly out to Brazil to corner his highest ranked FW

OOOOOH VAI MORRER

Cute heritage fags, wanna know what irony feels like?

Google the origin of the name Mcgregor.

>Amerifats
>living up to the retarded stereotype hard

Those islands were never yours and will never be..

Besides Ireland is the closest to England not only geographically but culturally. Tonnes of irish in britain and tonnes of brits in ireland.

Why is \heem\ so pro wmm?

Where did all started?

im pretty sure punk paid for his flight and gave him a few nights with AJ for cornering

Formiga clearly had more top control

He's Irish, he was born in Ireland.

It's so pathetic when England pretends like Ireland or Scotland is their country when someone from there does anything of note.

Thought UFC covers the cost of 1 cornerman

I see WMMA get shit and memed on here all the time.

THICCCC

The ref gave me the boner

Nice shot of ref bunda right at the end of the round

ref has a fat ass

DNA wise you are completely different according to the latest studies.
It doesn't matter anyway if you are close culturally you are completely different, like it or not.
To be i'm hoping Scotland goes rogue like it should have done 300 years ago instead of kneeling down.

He's of scottish stock, last time i checked scotland was in a union with England, wales and northern ireland called The united kingdom.

Which makes Conor by blood British.

Be mad mixed breed mutt yank.

Invicta puts on great cards

Cruz's commentary is pretty orgasmic desu

10-8 need to stop for guys just trying to get the RNC for 5 minutes

give it where they deserve it

Not everyone can be an /r9k/ autist.

Conor's great great great great grandad was born in England, he's a proud English-Irishman

This oaf Formiga needs to get the damn win already, he's threatening my DraftKings card.

Gonna beat my meat in a few son

That ref's bunda is fat

memes and some fights are fun t bh senpai

>his last has scottish roots so he's english because scotland is part of great britian

lmao

why the FUCK is this barbaric sport allowed?

Never. It never started. A few waifufags happen to watch ufc, that's it. The only woman fighters worth watching are Rhonda and JJ

cruz sucks

Waifu posting

DNA wise, Irish and English have mixed for hundreds of years... There are barely any true "celts" left.. And conor has a scottish surname so he's not 100% irish at all.

HE IS 100% CERTIFIED BRITISH HE COULD GET A BRITISH PASSPORT TOMORROW.

MY FUCK THAT DETONATION

McCain pls go

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Bisping might be polite to Hendo this time now that he knows what an angry Hendo can do

Is this what Cred Forums would sound like in England?

>DNA wise, Irish and English have mixed for hundreds of years...
Not true. I just did a dna test and the separate ireland and uk. In fact I read that something like 90% of people born in ireland are 100% irish.

>this bunda ref tho

they separate*

England is Cred Forums m8

why is that penis on his chest cumming blood?

Is Bjork trying to tell us he has prostate cancer?

>Flyweight division

JUST

Triggered Americans with no history are mad..

Body triangle for days

Anyone else hearing this random voice pop up every now and again when Cruz isn't talking?

It's infrequent but definitely noticeable

Brock Mcgreggor. dana white would explode his pants off his legs with jizz

Scottish highlands = gaelic Irish anyway that's where they got all their culture from.

>#3 Flyweight

Great "fight"

too late. Brazil 3 for 4

Albuquerque is bringing me fond memories
of old arcade fighters everytime a round starts...

Brock is autistic and thought it looked cool and everyone was afraid to tell him it looked stupid and like something an autistic kid would get.

It sounds a lot like Kenny Florian 2bh

They're 4-1 tonight

>Giving (you)'s to this autistic Cred Forums twat

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mfw BJJfags have to pretend to enjoy shitfests like that to justify the validity of their hobby

Fuck body triangles. They make for boring rounds and almost never result in a RNC.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clan_Gregor

m.uk.ufc.com/news/the-warrior-heritage-of-conor-mcgregor
You yanks are so mad because you got 40% irish on 23andme and think conor is your celtic brethren when he's openly talked about how having the name mcgregor was punishable by death in scotland.

He's a proud scottish lad.

Hey look, the guy yelling at multiple people over the internet is accusing others of being mad. That's cute.

You know how virgins like to play as female characters when they're gaming?

Same shit.

Only virgins and casuals wanting to pretend they're veterans watch pissbreaks.

30-27??? what a retarded judge, no way jussier won round 1

lmao

You're a casual. We get it. No need to throw up a fuss.

Actually I got 3% irish and I dont like conor.

That's why they dont put flyweight fights in the maincard

>my country is completely irrelevant as a superpower
>but m-muh history!

The main event is just a piss break.

so we saw a roided up brock, civilian fight in the UFC, now we're going to see an intergender fight

UFC sure is getting PRIDE-y lately

Goddammit spainsperg on point

Except that he did, and only lost top control in the last minute.

Titties

Your post makes no sense

Educate yourself before saying something stupid

/scottish/ guy here, conor isn't scottish. he's a filthy dirty irishman so will you all heem yourselves i'm trying to watch the fights

So hows the BJJ going?

>You know how virgins like to play as female characters when they're gaming?

You sound like you have a lot of experience doing this.

why are you guys bying this meme tests?I dont rerally get it

obivously there is a lot a pseudoscience and assumptions in there

Jesus you're a total mutt..

4% jewish.. i bloody knew it.

Demetrious is black small finisher GSP. best fighter the ufc has ever seen

it's the P T Barnum way

Youre a fucking idiot.

is tanaka the guy who got choked out by macdonald?

Considering I'm the one calling you permavirgin fucks out on it, how'd you jump to that conclusion?

You should win Olympic gold for that jump, I might add.

>commercials every 2 seconds
Who can stand this shit? Television is fucking garbage.

I just came to say hi to my friend hokey boy

Americans only have a 300 year history so they feel they need to find out where their ancestors are from.. But in reality they're all mixed breeds with an identity crisis.

>3 more hours left

I knew there was a reason I hated Brazilian cards. UFC 190 was a farce cause of this. Too many low quality fights.

P4P Demitrious is the best MMA fighter in the world. just doesnt get respect because he is small

i don't think you understand how dna works

the site can't definitively tell you if you're gonna get some cancer or disease but it can absolutely tell you where your genes come from historically

Not at all. Who doesnt wanna see a man mauling a woman on live tv

waiting for cheeseburger god to retire Silva

You get used to it

It's pretty ridiculous though yeah

did formiga win?

>Still self-inserting onto an Irish plumber while projecting about your permavirgin life

Where did it all go so wrong for you?

>Dominic cruz is an active fighter with a win over Demetrious johnson

>not P4P#1

>retards, retards everywhere

I'm a white boy and I'm jacked. Deal with it.

Bisping: You will no longer hear about Dan Henderson
I hope he gets heemed into a wheelchair

He fuckface, that's how they pay the bills. Get out of your mom's basement and get into the real world you NEET faggot

kek, we were founded by people who wanted out of shitain so bad they risked traveling across an entire ocean with better odds of dying than making it

ye

no split dec.

No, CM Punk rushed the cage and hit the ref with a chair

Dj is great but there only a couple of exciting flyweight

>number 3 flyweight and bjj world champion and doesn't finish fights

Yahya is such a faggot

Shhh you inbred England cuck

>Have him this shook
Wew.

>Literally

/heem/ is literally full of "how about you lose my number... huh?"

Don't take out your sexual frustrations on me pal.

>manlets

No he isnt.

He fights in a division with a tiny talent pool.

They did not only beat you and kicked you out but also became the greatest nation to ever exist while you are some shitty island that once was.
You are getting cucked by germany in economics and by muslims in demographics.
It's over, your nation is all over lad.

>historically

oh I do know how dna works but haplogorups are definetely a meme

there were so much population movement historically throughout the years in Europe that when I see this meme percentages in the tests I literally cringe

>Not letting the commercials wash over you like a warm chocolate stream of indulgence

Let's go Yahya!

Hendo: I'm going to punch him very hard. I am Dan Henderson. And I do it. And I'm noot afraid

asians usually lose

just got back form a date, did i miss anything good?

>300 years young
>could permaheem the rest of the world

feels good desu

Religious nut jobs.. which i see you still are. The original founders were british but now you're all mixed breeds.

you literally have no history going back a few generations and are calling me the cuck hahaha enjoy being a minority in literally 20 years.

Most of you are stupid as fuck, just letting you know.

>Literally no retort

Self-insert harder sperg boy.

Do they not have roids over there? Asian fighters always look terrible.

how is this chink still alive

that bird is going to die from diabetes

>which i see you still are

strong leap since no one brought up religion

britain already irrelevant and now 10x more so after brexit and it's status as a financial center gets absolutely BTFO

He fought him at cruz's weight , but yeah cruz is too big he'd beat him anywhere

It's not a real bird

>I have nothing in my life to be proud of so I make a habit of taking pride in shit people did many years before I was born because if I spawned from their seed than I am partially entitled to credit for their deeds

they still eat tiger testicles for virility, I don't think roids have caught on there yet

Thanks, dad.

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Dumb neo-pagan Cred Forumsacks

thanks for your support /heem/

Man this choke is meaty.

damn

Gens most asians have manlet gens

Just ate six or seven of these. I had some for the stipe card and was laughing my ass all night.

Asian heart.

Fight ting

Asians have less testosterone

Wew Tanaka, that's impressive

now you understand why all the hate

literally

fucking hell

worth the aids

edibles are the best

>Mfw spainsperg casual didn't know what Invicta was till last night

Already demolished (You), it's like asking for a rubber match after getting humiliated constantly.

I literally African Goggles'd you.

good for a second I thought that bird was tried to eat chocolate, and literally die from diabetes

>simpsons meme because i don't have anything to say
weak

>THC-infused gummy worms
Motherfuck, if there was ever an object of desire.

Do those things come with allergen information?

That's not how it works.

Genes don't come with labels. There isn't a hard break between Eastern Europe and Western Europe. There's a lot of overlapping genes throughout Europe.

> these genes are more common in Eastern Europe than western Europe, therefore, if you have them, you have Eastern European ancestry, even those these genes have been in Western Europe since the Bronze Age.

You get a genotype and then you have to interpret it and make up a historical explanation for how it came to be.

What haplogroup are you?

1 worm = 235 cal. That cannot be right.

Hey, you know fights are on?

Jon Jones will be dead within 2 years

turns into race science immediately. welcome to Cred Forums

I wish this thing existed here, I have to do anything edible myself.

>stoner labs
>in charge of calculation

>sweden
this is like a sheikh bemoaning his lack of oil, surely you must have THC infused everything over there

Dick kick

I should hope so.

destroy your throat loser

FUCK Tanaka has some moves

wat yu mean?

What the hell was that flippy shit

You used slavery and accepting all the dregs from the planet to flock there...

You've already passed your peak of power it's embarrassing. Whites a minority by 2040, keep pretending everything is gonna be okay.

>i-i read a reddit thread and someone said britain was gonna be fucked lol hurr durr

you, me or trump don't know what's going to happen when Britain leave.

You're the most religious western country with people who bomb abortion clinics.

nah it's called being proud of your history and heritage. cuck.

Wow good eye

judo

Tanaka reminds me of the GOAT gomi. Worse with the hands of coourse but explosive and quick

Are you joking? This is the most blue pilled country in existence in terms of drugs. I have to take the fucking metro over to denmark just to score some weed, and even then I can't smuggle enough to make cannabutter out of. Shit's gay man.

sup /heem/ how is the card so far? anything spicy so far? Also Cruz is on commentary?

gonna buy up so many when im in amsterdam and explore the countryside towns

Shut up chink.

silva v chagas as good

awful
no
awful

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Lot of grappling, lot of wrestlefucking

What point are you trying to prove?

Anyone up for some childrens puzzles or nah?

Cruz sounds like a 17 year old telling me how the fight is literally going; Rogan does a literally better job at commentating

Cruz has been firing off insight non stop Anik can't get a word in which is nice

This Japanese fighter is fucking bizarre

yesssssssss

>tfw 99.6% European
>0.4% Mongolian

Master race

No I get too into it.

wtf he looks like max hollaway here

you got CP son??

ALPHA MALE BTFO

Jon Jones is an enigma. nobody knows who he is or what he is about, but every one is interested

Tanaka is an entertaining grappler so that helps.

well i guess you found out why you have a tiny dick.

These psvue commercials are actually pretty good. I like the one where the phone wont stop ringing.

Not bad and Cruz is great

absolutely

This might be a tard question but isn't thc fat soluble? How can there be 0 calories from fat?

y u replying to me bro?

German, scottish,black and samoan here. Im the strongest person I know

rogan wore me thin. get real fighters in that postion

They call that the God gene son
You better be traneing

But the whole night has just had such an abundance of grappling that I can't get into it here

I want some standup or some variety, this fight just isn't doing much for me after the night we've had

Not childrens puzzies, childrens puzzles lmao

lol my bad hahah!~!! I literally forgot to delete your post in my post - literally

Really dude?

He's a shitbag who tries to play the game but has fucked up genes which means he's destined to do dumb shit and completely ruin his own life.

not much of an enigma there, anyone who runs from a car crash after causing an injury to some poor woman is a cunt.

not good and Cruz is shit

Edmund is such a fucking cartoon character

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yahya is so goddamn boring

>tfw only 99.8% european

ah, I just tuned in so I dont mind yet.

Yeah but he crotchchopped DC so I forgive him for all that stuff.

abzolute madman, look how relevant he still is right reddit !

it called MIXED martial arts. its the hard to get into for people

lmao what a mess

Eastern euro 13 year olds would literally break your brown arm in a arm wrestling match

is that the girl that killed herself?

huh, didn't know. Assumed all the northern countries were like Netherlands.

>that stand up

Explain

Sorry lad I think you lost by split decision

I'll keep them easy, the card isn't horrendous so far I'd say

yes

Tanaka against another striker could be spicy

Shit nigger you just reminded me RHCP tickets went on sale tonday

Shut up Cruz, fucking hell.

garbage ref

Dominic's voice is lulling me to sleep.

bless

>refs don't stand it up when hues are literally doing no damage
>stand it up when Tanaka is actually working and actively trying to do damage

Great going.

Nah I think that's the card

Aren't Nords the strongest whites?

green bananas

I know a couple russians, tough guys but theyre small from generations of famine

the bananas are green

i want him to eat my pussy

shortly after that was posted, yes

wait wait.... just wait! are you saying that you can literally break my arm, arm wrestling?

>3 more hours of this wank commentary

tfw-you-touch-dicks-during-a-threeway.jpg

post feet

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lads

It is fat soluble, yes, but it is also soluble in acid. You can extract it with fruits like lemon juice and make lemon iced tea, etc.

> nuh-uh! I'm just proud! C-cuck!
Holy shit what a compelling counter argument

Story?

They're up there for sure but Eastern Euros got the perfect combo, Big thick joints, short limbs, slow twitch muscle.. Nordics can have that too but for some reason Eastern Euros just have bigger freaks.

Yeah

This one is literally babby tier but funnily enough I know one or two who didn't get it

Nah, how a bout you lose my number dummy.

2-1 yaya
>cruz bigging up this shitter to make it seem like he's ready to fight him so he can get an easy payday

Shrewd

This commentary is actually pretty shit tbqh.

>This is a blood choke which is slower than an air choke

Nice understanding of anatomy and physiology there.

buncha horsedick imo

you can use different types of alcohols to extract the thc out and then let the alcohol evaporate off

t-thanks britbro

sup baby want some fuck

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smittys footprints covered dr fuckface's footprints

And funnily isnt a word

Can you refute that at all

anytime my man

footsteps

shortly after that picture was posted the woman in the picture killed herself. The man in the picture is NickDiaz209 and he went to prom with that girl 0.o

i hate meme food, I've had 3 different people make that and it tasted like shit every time

every single one of those things are better separately

>funnily isnt a word
It is in my dictionary, f*** you smokin'?

footprints

>4x jiu jitsu champion

kek do they just give those titles out on ebay?

FUCK yourselves

i love cruz

>see how his face is going red?

LONDON PLEASE
O
N
D
O
N

The palentologist's footprints are more weathered meaning he walked to the location of the fossil first.

Yea i know who nick is but how recent is that

FUCK YAHYA, did nothing with teh takedowns

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youtube.com/watch?v=dvBdv1J5LeI

Just look at dis nigga..

I hate to admit it but denying Eastern euros aren't the Strongest people would be like saying West Africans aren't the fastest people.

>Chinks
>winning

>meme food
what the fuck does that even mean

all these lame fuckers with their grappling need to fuck off

I'm with you

Do shrews even eat fruit?

HE WAS FRAMED
FRAMED I TELL YOU

5h ago

Because he racially profiles humans vs anthropomorphic animals.

post a selfie!

finally some jiu jitsu

>when bisping was a punk

>"nearly" certain
shitty puzzle desu, don't give your kids this crap just because they're young

that's a really nice hat f-a-m

tanaka was robbed.

also mcdonald cheated in their fight.

fuck this gay sport.

Fuck off reddit

in tears

>hein beats the shit out of asian dude
>then goes home and bangs the shit out of his asian wife

Damn Asians got BTFO on that day.

Explain why this isn't true.

Youre right I should keep it simple and just get the classic.

Finally a roid fight that will end in a heem.

his nickname is farmer lel

Yeah it was footprints

Some of these are decent but you'd probably get pissed off at the actual answer so I don't post 'em

nice shitty looking paper user did you steal that from your little sister

diaz willingly lost so that he can get a trilogy

>grappling is fucking GAY bro just punch and kick each other XD
>but don't do it with any skill and don't strategize just stand there and swing wild haymakers like a couple of high school girls lol XD
>fuck you faggot I've been watching the sport since 1985 you're just mad so mad kek
This place is a fucking cesspool of teenagers and needs to be purged. Have any of you ever actually fought or competed in a combat sport? Do you realize how fucking retarded you sound?

the candle

ehh, the candle?

The ice isnt floating. Its fake.

candle wax

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>Diaz fans this deluded

>An air choke or tracheal choke specifically refers to a "true" choke that compresses the upper airway (trachea, larynx or laryngopharynx), hence interfering with breathing, and leading to asphyxia. Although less effective at inducing unconsciousness than its vascular counterpart, the air choke causes excruciating pain and air hunger, and in combat sports a fighter will usually submit to such a submission hold.

>Blood chokes, carotid restraints or sleeper holds are a form of strangulation that compress one or both carotid arteries and/or the jugular veins without compressing the airway, hence causing cerebral ischemia and a temporary hypoxic condition in the brain.[5] A well applied blood choke may lead to unconsciousness in a matter of seconds.

Just basic anatomy lads.

fuck grappling faggots

The room temperature is freezing cold obviously

Because you can hold your breath longer than your brain can survive without oxygen rich blood.

this is retarded

the ice cube would have melted if it had been longer than an hour

>striking doesnt take skill

kill yourself

>Do you realize how fucking retarded you sound?

do u?

> all these juiced up brazilians
fuck these cheating faggots man, why do brazilians juice so much?

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Correct, Sorry everyone else
I am surprised you got it that quickly though, good lad

Fight's starting now lads

Except the blood choke wasn't "well applied".

Also, in doubt I rather trust the professional fighter than a random dude on the internet copy pasting stuff from Wikipedia.

That was the point

>implying your national hero wasn't juiced to the TITS

Then threw a hissy fit when other guys were using the same shit as him so he left the sport.

THEY ALL JUICE, get used to it.

His knowledge of fighting undoubtedly exceeds mine but I study pharmacology and actually just took a cardiac physiology course so I can almost guarantee you I know more about anatomy than him.

what was that ?

What the fuck