/WCOH/ CANADA - RUSSIA

Getting btfo by seagulls lmao

JUST

Is it over, lads

rip in peace leafs

qt kuzy

Meme tourney anyways

fuck RIP

o no

KEK
SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

...

Fucking Canada

>KÄNÄDÄ

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

LEAFS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Who /scared/ here

killing myself

Is this real life

R.i.p lads

WE'RE GETTING BIRD CELLIED ON HERE, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

RUSSKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

GARY ABOUT TO HIT THE SHOWERS

>canacucks
>good at hockey

pick only one

>Canadians atm

Sup man

EUROPEAN FINAL

NORTH AMERICANS BTFO

>folhas de bordo

quéque

Bird cellied?

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

Wew lads

Canada with all that puck time and still russia scores
Like pottery, shows even more garys hate for canada
Who did he set-up to win this cup now that both american teams are out?

nervous af senpai

FUUUUUUUUCK

ebin :D

>leafs don't care about hokkei

>P2ICE

GET THE FUCK OUT

PULL THIS JOKER

2 GOALS ON 5 SHOTS?

LUONGO GET INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

ROSSIJA - YUROP FINAL COMING

>Leave Ovechkin to me

Bird celly is fucking goat I'm going to steal it and use after I score in a shinny game with 9 year olds

Canada are you choking?

>Canada dominates Russia
>Bobrovsky is based
>In the meantime, Glassknee Price allows 2 goals on 5 shots

Can someone break his ankles so we get a decent goalie in?

AND THE FUCKING RUSKIE DOES IT AGAIN

...

got lots of money in this, should I cashout or there is any chance of a canada comeback?

BOBROVSKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CLAN
L
A
N

nice goal canada

That didn't last long

>it's a canada dominates but cant score while our goalie lets in 3 goals on 7 shots episode

oh, nice marchy

YASSS CROSGOD WITH THE SICKEST OF PLAYS

EL RATO MAN STRIKES AGAIN

ARPIIII

I HAD HOPE

AWWWWWW YISSSSS

fug that was fast

leafs fuck off

Classic Alexei Emelin right here

WE DEM BOYS

WEW

HAHAHA RUSSIA FUCKING SUCKS

>Russians?

Deal with it, capitalst burzhuis, the fame is not on your side.

>SLAVS
>L
>A
>V
>S

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

NOT SO FAST YOU VODKA DRINKING FUCKS

BLEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THE FUCK OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE'RE BACK BABY. NO THANKS TOYOU, PRICE

YISSSSS

JK REAL TOURNEY CANADA BASED

too good to be true lads

MARCHAND
A
R
C
H
A
N
D

Easy.

Crobbers giving canada momentum. Good luck Rusfags

>that canadian fan dancing

holy shit

KÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSALKÖKSAL

this is just great hockey here holy sht

HELLO RATO!

LOLOLOLOLOLO
THIS IS THE BEST THE SOVIET UNION CAN DO

suka(

What the fuck? I love Marchand now.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

Damn what a game

Truely worthy to stay up late drunk

Can you guys at least call him "Godsby"? Crosgod is so dumb.

Please tell me someone is making a gif/webm of that retarded Canadian dancing

THAT CROSBY BETWEEN THE LEGS PASS

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

POCCNR BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK YOU PRICE

YOU CAN'T CHOKE THIS WIN AWAY FOR US

TOP KEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

THE MAN NAMED SIDNEY

SCAR

Ohh celebration...dont ever say cellied

Cheering for Marchand feels so wrong

REMINDER

what is your KHL-team Kippers?

crosby is a literal god

>implying he's not getting the game winner

>stamk0s still has not scored

its only 8:45 in the timezone that matters

>not knowing "celly"
I remember my first year watching hockey.

kek

Holy shit, Price is fucking shit tonight

Metalgorski Oilrig Lokomotiv

Stream?

RESPOND

I believe

A-are you a demon?

if not for BOB ruskies would be btfo

KEK MARCHAND IS MAD

WEW LADS

this fucking game

Team North America was unironically the second best team.

EY FUCK YOU BUD

FOCK YOU

NO FUCK YOU BUD

patches is such a pussy baka senpai

Youre homosexual if you use words like celly

I believe that

>tonight

He's always been shit...

Stay in, Stamkos is going to score the GWG :~)

Best game of the series so far
Holy

>There are Americans in this thread right now

Why? Your team is eliminated fuck off until next year you obesity niggers

Holy fuck bud, look at you
>not knowing what cellied meant

This
Why do Russians have the GOAT cellys when they never win anything

found the immigrant

STOP spreading our memes. this is an exclusive /deutsch/ meme fuck you sven

I was about to go to bed and then the goals started.

I'm staying up

um...i like hockey?

rude

that was one of the best period of hockey ive seen in a while

What the fuck, "Celly"? You almost made me smash my computtey

Don't. Just don't.

>and to think of me you were serious once with your KHL-post last thread

how stupid of me

think we've discussed eihl in /hoc/ before x

Don't have that Canadian class

KYS yourself Panjeet

I gotta open a terribly old bottle of champagne, or whatever the cheap kind is called

Lol, chill.

I have saved this meme and will already it to /celt/ and /Brit/ unless you pay me £1000000

good ol' canadian boys don't celly after scarring or else they get called out by don

gf sleeping next to me, wat do?

>be Matt Duchene
>enter the game tied for tourney lead with 4 points
>play fewest minutes of any forward on team
Is Joe Sacco behind the Canadian bench?

Nah though. I don't really have a favourite team.

The team that I watched the most game of?

Maybe Yaroslavl Lokomotiv.

>Kill yourself yourself Panjeet

Found Raj

Anti-celly fags can get out

stop being so autistic leaf

i am greek

Probably have, I'm the only clan fan on here I know of

I like the Russians celebrations, I'm just surprised the 7th best hockey nation spends their time coming up with celebrations

give her a surprise bj

denbts

you are so fucking disgusting

omg...Europeans, Russians, americans, get the FUCK out. this is our game! FUCK YOU ALL. I HATE YOU

Set her on fire

haven't seen another steelers fan either so I think it was us talking

>tfw your gf has a 24/7 boner and you have to take care of it
i'm watching hockey damn it.

nigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigga

youtube.com/watch?v=y5s5rWHxruI&feature=youtu.be

LMAO SOMEONE HIJACKED THE STREAM

...

we will lose, I'm going to sleep now cuz it's fucking 4AM HERE!!!

NIGGGAAAA

>autism speaks
it really does elliot

Ban all Finn IP's when?

He didn't come up with it. He said he got it from playing Fifa

Russia will win solely because this was posted.

Had to mute my tv so I didn't have nigger nigger nigger blasting trough my house

3RD WORLD PROBLEMS

...

Go to sleep, I will take it from here.
11 AM

>Yaroslavl Lokomotiv

Can't contain those feelings man

I mainly watch Metalurg Magnitorsk for Mozyakin commentators and Avangard Omsk for their based Eagle jerseys
Oh and the chinese meme-team
Hilarious seeing chinks gettingn c.ucked by foreigners since the actual chinese get like 5:30 ice-time whole game while all the russians/finns/NA players have some unholy 25:00-30:00 minutes

also

Which one of you hilarious autists raided the stream?

The sad thing is that this stream will get reported.

I know another stream i can link if it goes down

so cute

:3

wtf?

i thought russia hated blacks?

ei vittu jätkät

Why is he doing doing this?

FUCK CANADA

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........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
..............\.............\...

copy and paste if you hate Canada

dubs and the Leafs win the cup this year

this stream has stayed up since the start so far

if you hate Canada

"swedish" "hockey" "team"

...

Not a clue. I think someone hijacked the thread.

That's some really nice ASCII, friend! I Hope your night is going well. Peace and love from Canada!

No USSR always helped blacks fight the white man

FUCK CANADA

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........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
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..............\.............\...

copy and paste if you hate Canada

>banning finn IPs

That high quality of shitposting is one of the reasons I come to /hoc/ after the actual hockey discussion during the season

CBC is streaming for free tbqh...though only canucks can watch it

cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/world-cup-of-hockey-canada-russia-live-1.3775532

>Rest of country outraged

More like they didn't care because the Leafs aren't going to win anything for another 50 years.

i love canada though.

...

is russia white?

Just helping out people from outside of Canada who want to learn about how hockey works.

FUCK CANADA

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........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
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..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
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copy and paste if you hate Canada

m8 u shut yer butt

>there is actually a canadian who watches khl
Too unreal. You must be russian immigrant or smth.

Russia is full of chechen sandniggers

>Sustr has a fucking goal
>Stammer doesnt

im in here with muh vpn.
on other news this popped to my screen when i was watching the brexit vote

5:2 in 3rd period

I am in love with a Russian woman. Please tell me what I should say or do to win her heart

i'm a Canadian NEET and I watch KHL every morning. awesome league.

yes

...

>The Golden Horde
>white
Cmon now

Just saying that you are american should be enough.

"I have a lot of money, nice house and Canadian citizenship".

cyka blyat

I'm just surprised your team made it overseas without their plane crashing.

>mfw there's 9 Russian Ex pats in that photo

Rush B

ras pii

No

Say to her "deshovaya lyarva. Ya s toboj iz zhalosti".

We Scots vetoed brexit

Ya lyublu vas [spoiler] or you can say "ti hochyesh moi hooi?"

>tfw your gf pre-cums buckets
why

Will Halak be able to counter Ovechkin after Canada defeat?

That's some lord of the rings shit right there

Kek

GO RUSSIA

FUCK CANADA

Who's Kippers?

can i just retweet

Why do you guys have the three 20 min halfs instead of 2 30 min halfs like a normal sport?

What kind of turtle is this?

naughty bois
i just found it funny that you need a TV LICENCE to watch shit online

wtf i love goodyear tires now

No

Fugg I forgot I'm not on a spoiler board

Because of the ice retard

>lyarva
where did you get it? It's not even russian

Ice needs the zamboni, among many other reasons. It's a physically tolling game with people changing on the fly, double shifting, etc.

doge turtlee

is this an actual thing? if i go to russia could i find a genetically superior russian qt easily?

ice gets too fucked to play after 30 minutes

because the ice needs fixing.

BIG DICK BOBBER

BOB, JUST STOP. YOUR TEAM WILL LOSE ANYWAY

What a save

How the fuck does Lumbus ever lose a game? Bob is elite as fuck.

god that fucking save

AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA

WE DEM BOYZ

R A T T O
A
T
T
O

GOAT line, i called it.

MARCHAND
A
R
C
H
A
N
D

They fell for the
>finnish goaltending
meme
Also fuck

KEK EAT THAT RUSFAGS

AMERIFAT BANDWAGONERS BTFO

RAT BOY DOES IT AGAIN

M A R C H A N D
A
R
C
H
A
N
D

scarrr

:(

WE DEM BOYZ

DUDE. WE DEM BOYZ.

I FUCKING HATE CANADA FUCK OFF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHFSDJKL:FSND G"L
SD:G":DMG:
S:D
:JMA
FKSFK:A
SLFJK:ASJFASF
AS
LFKDGJM;

Eat shit Americans

>0-3

B O B
O
B

fucking RAT

Is El Rato elite?

Yup, it's that easy, unless she already cucked by some billionare.

lol

easy fucking game

CROSBY 3 POINTS

all goals was his responsibility

why is he the best player?

why does USA suck dick?

Jesus Christ. I want to marry Marchand now.

RUSSIAN GOALTENDING
JAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
ITS WORSE THAN FINNISH GOALERS

Dat cheap shot from Jimmy H

>A FUCKING TWO HEADED EAGLE

...

MARCHY

Feels so weird cheering this absolute faggot on

rekt

So will Russia power play wake up?

AMERIFAT BANDWAGON NIGGERS BTFO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Will Marchand get a hat trick before Stamkos gets one?

Weak

Meme team exposed

Markov

i dont actually hate canada i just want russia to win

WE DEM BOYZ
E

D
E
M

B
O
Y
Z

Can't win if you can't score

Come on Russia. ffs

tfw i really like russia but the men are ugly/aggressive/creepy as hell

Nah, i'm going to sleep.
Congrats, Canada.

hello yes thank you for answering. what city do you recommend i go to?

russians please punish cuckzlaf

what team would America rather see win

Toews falls

a truely comfy league
your team?

also

My kitter just joined me watching the game and he actually seems like watching the game
Who does he cheer for you think?

POOSSIANS ABSOLUTELY AND COMPLETELY BTFO

north america but unfortunately theres no fun allowed. i dont really care though, >I have players on russia and canada

Russia is our sacred power,
Russia is our beloved country.
Mighty will, great glory are
Your property for all times!

Be glorious, our free Fatherland,
A centuries-long union of brotherly nations,
Peoples’ wisdom given by the foregoers!
Be glorious, country! We are proud of you!

From southern seas up to the polar land,
Our forests and fields have spread.
You are the one under the sun! You’re the only one of such a kind –
Protected by God darling land!

Be glorious, our free Fatherland,
A centuries-long union of brotherly nations,
Peoples’ wisdom given by the foregoers!
Be glorious, country! We are proud of you!

A wide space for dreams and for living
The coming years open to us.
Our faithfulness to the Motherland gives us power.
That was and that is and that will be for good!

Be glorious, our free Fatherland,
A centuries-long union of brotherly nations,
Peoples’ wisdom given by the foregoers!
Be glorious, country! We are proud of you!

>mfw >we take the lead

finland

A bunch of bandwagoners are trying to be edgy by cheering russia to piss off the canadafags. They seem to be split pretty evenly though.

Exactly how many hours into the flight back home will the Russian team's plane tragically crash?

>Russian power plays

Why are these weekend games so late? I'd assume they would play at 1pm Eastern so the Europeans can watch them as well

Cats are all secretly Russians

Russia getting killed in faceoffs

I'm trying so hard to like Crosby
He annoys me so much, but he's so god damn good
The dilemma

Is this the greatest hockey team ever assembled?

>Pro tip: it is

That's just plane wrong, man.

Why isn't Putin watching?

Thought he was a huge fan of POCCNR national hockey team?

He always watches WJCs, WHCs, and Olympics.

>Having God being mentioned in your hymn
Poland-tier

this game: russia
the whole thing: europe

Checked, pls stay bcomrade

Russia is the most worthy foe

>new memchik "exposed"
xDD

Yuu can pick any, literally, but it must be 500k pops at least. Also i guess you should try ukraine instead. Even some men will suck your dick wildly if you revel your citizenship.

Who /Anyone But Canada/ here?

I MADE A POLL IN /HOC/ AROUND NOVEMBER/DECEMBER LAST YEAR ASKING IF CROSBY WAS DONE

OUT OF 25 VOTES LIKE 17 SAID YES

Russia they're significantly better posters than Canada and usually don't speak English well enough to make me mad when they make fun of us

they won't even make it to the airport Nigel

2014 sochi was better

Sochi and salt lake city were better

I nominate this one for top 3 anyways

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984–85_Edmonton_Oilers_season

We should do a fantasy league

was crawshit sleeping?

Didn't some Swede get some quads and trips saying that Russia will win?

...

>Not a single cyka blyat

0/10, my baba yaga amigo

i thought that wasnt allowed in there

COREY IS IN THE HOUSE

I just don't want Sweden to win

Probably because it's an NHL event and it would kinda be insulting to the KHL

very good

KKKOREY
PERRY

RUSSIA BTFO

SCOREY PERRY

PERRY
E
R
R
Y

WE DEM BOYZ

Once again Russia melting

WE DEM BOYZ

there is one. Cred Forums

American/Russian fans gasp.

>crickets

You know Stamkos is sitting on the bench thinking "Why can't I get a rebound like that?

WHY ARE CANADIANS SO FUCKING GOOD

ITS NOT FAIR

THEYRE NOT BIGGER THAN RUSSIAN PEOPLE

SO WHY ARE THEY SO FUCIING GOOD ITS NOT FAIR WHY DID GOD BLESS CANADIANS WITH BIG HOCKEY COCKS

Just give us the cup already, we are clearly the best

RUSSIA ON SUICIDE WATCH

PERRY

Coo roo coo coo coo coo coo coooooo

WE DEM BOYZ AGAIN

SCORREY

SCORRREY

>Kori Peri

HOL UP

>That puck movement

MUH DICK

Very kc tier post

Is Russia officially done?

yeah good night boys im going sleeping

WE DEM BOYZ

holy shit that between the legs play by Perry

Yup, now canada just has to play defense

gn finbro

Can I get some >(you)'s for being retarded and getting on at 1-0?
>canada was at evens for a minute while down 1-2

no one cares

AMENO DORIME

WE
DEM
BOYZ

ok guys. Russian go to home. Please stop.

Kanada

HELLL YEEEAAAHH GET EVERYONE IN HERE!!!!
/LIFELONG EDMONTON FAN FROM HELSINKITOON

well that's it then

gg no re

Fuck that, that shit shit always backfires. That's how Canada won the Summit Series.

Russia was a worthy rival. They've been our best opponent and we will keep them in our memory.

*cuts down Russia with a Katana*

>OUR YEAR

Fuck yes, Edmontonian checking in. Wuddup baby

>This fucking stream

What is this ameno shit

the streamer always does thta shit to cause butthurt in redditors

>all these missed juicy rebounds cause russia keeps getting provoked at center

good strategy Canada bros.
I wouldn't hate you so bad if your games were like this, no waiting for refpuck.

django needs to do it to avoid any copyright shit with the ads

I hate when streamers try and interact

HELLSINKI

CITY

BOY

3 - 0

django is an edgy redditor

the boys are looking good

Oula Tartarstan Sherwood Park here

is it really the ads? I thought he was just fucking with people.

Bobrovsky still the best

which way is it

For all the memes, Getzlaf-Stamkos-Tavares is a scary line

Whyte ave here, Can't wait to see a game in the new arena

Who's more dominant, Canada Hockey or USA Basketball?

Don't worry, just Bobrovsky is on fire. Our team's playing ill.

did you really think a 200 million dollar team would lose?
>if there was no salary cap this would be toronto's team

>mfw abc's get hemorrhoids from clenching their but so much

How is Ovechkin viewed in Russia considering he's never won anything. I'd assume malkin is more popular

who /ottawa/ here?

I always forget just how great Tavares actually is

Are there any good khl players?

No Olympic team made USA sweat except for Australia. Hockey is more competitive.

Datsyuk

>stamk0s

le first goal choker man

Tough to say, hockey has a lot more parity than basketball, tougher to dominate score-wise. Look at Latvia/Canada in the 2014 Olympics.

JOHNNY T

HAHAHA

JUST

JOHN T.avares

IT'S OVERRRR

the russians are good but this isn't close to fair

At least Stamkos like scored.

SAY IT WITH ME NOW-

WE

DEM

BOOOOYYYYYZZZZZZ

WHO DEM BOYZ? WE DEM BOYZ

>Tavares
FUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUU

TAVARES

RUSSIA ON SUICIDE WATCH

>stamk+1os

WE DEM BOYZ

usa basketball. nobody even stands a chance against them

game over

stupid fucking canadians why can you just lose ONE GAME

ONE GAME IS ALL I ASK

JUST SO YOU KNOW HOW INTERNATIONAL LOSS FEELS LIKE

Hahahahahahaha all the noobs who thought nothing would happen when russia took the lead.

Just give us the cup, EZ GAME EZ LIFE

WE WUZ DEM BOYZ AND SHIIIIIEETTTT

STOOP PLES

>Kovalchuck

YOU'RE OFF THE CASE BOBROVSKY

lmao angry sucking hockey country

>implying I don't remember how fucking shit they were in Torino

Best goaltender of the tournament by far
Have you see the home-opener prices?

Stop running up the score fuckers

>Russia getting obliterated
Is there a better feel?

Why is ovie the C?

they have lost one game

who /YorkRegion/ hier?

I'm in comfy Newmarket tbqh :3

I think so because first django usually never fucks around in his streams (he streams a hell of a lot games during the seasons)
there also has been a massive shut-down of streams during the WCOH so far

Russia is kill

Is stammer cuckold? Just watching there like a good ol' canadian boy while others score

That was nasty.

GG canada.

>see you at camp Bob.

Most of these Team Canada players come from that 5 year stretch when Canada absolutely dominated the world juniors.

When they retire and we have to have poopy malcolm subban in net we will lose

Their corpse is just bleeding now. 6-2 incoming

Good job for winning the world cup Canada.

Gn

That goal was so beautiful. Should show it to every kid that plays hockey.

Yup, I will have to get standing room seats on a boring game.

HAND IN YOUR BADGE AND YOUR GUN
YOU'RE SUSPENDED WITHOUT PAY
HOT SHOT

HOL UP HOL UP

>muh garbage time goals in February

Ok goys, canadaas team is great. Time to fap and sleep. Good Night

Unionville master race
Also pickering college alum

Sergei Mozyakin. Probably could've put up 60ish points in the NHL in his prime. Got paid well enough in Russia though

imagine the shitposting when that happens

Probably the funniest thing in this whole meme tourney. What were they thinking when they made that their goal song?

Only Russian that can speak English

Why are we SO GOOD lads?

My mother who does not normally watch hockey but deals with me and my pops yelling at the T.V. just walked by and said, "5-2? Wooooo! Who do they play now?" and I responded Team Europe or Sweden and she laughed. LAUGHED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

hey guys do you remember that time when russia had a lead?

Kek'd and check'd

they should bench crosby for final game vs. europe

not fair

he's too good

>he has an many goals as the entire Finnish golden generation combined

Do we get a bronze medal?

Ajax fuckmyshitup life

Ex-Maple here, moved to North York.
Represent.

>What is Nagano?
>What is Torino?

How old are you?

B-BUT THIS IS MY TIME CHEIF

>Canada leads 5-2 is an important international hockey game against Russia in the third period in Toronto

Hahaha as if we'd ever blow this :^)

[spoiler];_;

Because they knew they would win. Simple really.

does your dad post on 4chum?

Russia is kill. Stamkos goal incoming.

Gotta appeal to the nigger audience somehow.

Got to go, puck drop for the jr b game is 10 minutes. I trust this lead.

>Domino ameno
They should've had this song for scaars instead

Yeah but Marchand is on the team

And Leafs suck

/actualYork/ reporting in x

>tfw I remember the time when I was with family

Yup. I remember it as well as when >0-3 scored the first goal and got BTFO 14 seconds later

b-but muh trips

Probably more than that. He was better than a guy like Panarin.

what do the craptors have to do with tomato sauce?

wtf i love tomato sauce now

WE WUZ KANGS OF HACKY

Let's not turn this rape into murder, Canada..

YOU'RE A GOOD COP I'LL GIVE YOU THAT
BUT YOU ARE LOOSE CANNON AND I CANT HAVE THAT NOT ON MY WATCH
I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS
YOU HEAR ME?

Not every team is as shit as your Maple Laughs you liberal voting cocksucker

>only country in the world where the game is played
>celebriting victory

iihf.com/iihf-home/the-iihf/survey-of-players/

wow i gared who was gonna win
...
nod really:DD

GIVE ME MORE GOALS

He was talking about that one WJC game. But fuck the Laffs regardless.

>On a cut
>domino's a has a buy one get one free deal.

holy fuck boys, I'm trying to stay strong but don't think I can make it.
What the fuck do I do?

>only has a population of 35 million.....

1/10

I'm referring to the 2015 world juniors gold medal game you literal retards.

Hahah lol Sweden lost the world cup

Stay strong brother. Eating my chicken, sweet potatoes and broccoli right now.

buy them but throw them in the trash right away to teach yourself a lesson

Lock wallet in safe

Stay strong bud. Im cutting hard too eh. All these temptations are making it tough.

who /etobicoke/ here?

Hmm.. really causes me to start philosophizing

Too bad alcoholism isn't an international sporting event or Finland might medal in something other than suicide stats

Kippers is getting fat off McDonalds,
may as well do the same with Dominoes

Their pizza tastes like cardboard anyways, and dont ever try to eat it the second day

kek

>mfw people think Sweden or EU could actually win a best of three against this team

wow suddenly i have the urge to buy primo tomato sauce

Please don't be this suicidal Finland

Ovi should've shot

>bullying Finland when they are not even in the tournament

>The only team that could've beaten Canada was team NA and the tournament's retarded format prevented the second best team from advancing

No reason to watch this anymore. Canada has it won.

>fat off McDonalds

how the fuck do you get fat with just 4 burgers?

i'm not like americans who gets the 50 mcnuggies deal

just put a tombstone pizza in the oven here, come on over :3

Ovi is overrated

last two time I got pizza from them ahmed didn't cut the pieces into equal sizes

Between Europe and Sweden, which team has the greater probability of winning a single game against Canada?

Marchand is the player of the game. Crosby#2 Bobrovsky #3. Thoughts?

Is Ovi playing tonight lads?

are you in Michigan? I might take you up on that offer if you are

I have these no name honey garlic chicken wings

best wings I've ever had, no joke

C'mon man. Obviously Sweden, their D is actually pretty good

Oh shut up Danemark we're happy af

He's on the ice but he isn't playing.

I'd personally pick Crosby as #1, even though I generally despise him; he's always a huge influence, tonight is no different

It's just that you would realize, these countries do not play hockey at all. You have 10x more registered players than any opponent in the tournament.

How's your soccer success btw?

No where to be seen.

no name stuff is pretty good 2bh

Team NA completely walked Sweden's D several times.

are you happy you scored 0 goals in 6 games

I'm free for valentines if you're asking

Master nation on top, I like what I see

Our women are ranked #4 in fifa. Try harder.

>stam-meatandpotatoes-kos

Better than europes lel. NA absolutely rekt Europe

Damn so there's no way to preserve them? They taste fucking shit if I don't eat them right away.

him and stamkos are playing a "who can score the least goals" competition

it isn't a problem when you pig out once in a while on 4 burgers

constant bad nutrition and being a regular at McDs and other perma-fat stuffing is what gives you that armie-look

gad damns burns

Don't kill yourself over Laine being a fluke, please
Denmark has 3 players in team Europe (as far as I'm aware)

>Soccer
plz
But as usual, underwhielming
How's yours?

Stamkos has had more shots on net tonight than Ovi has the entire tournament.

at least stamkos has played his meat and potato game, i forgot ovie was even here

>female soccer team
>not number 1
git gud

why are they still playing

they should just bench everyone and run the clock down

Bob is off the case

yeah man, i usually feel bloated as shit and tired as hell after eating crap like mcdonalds

i definitely gotta start eating cleaner

it's just so convenient sometimes, especially with coupons

ESPN commentary is horrendous. I thought I disliked Doc Emrick, but this bland suit and Melrose are the worst ever

2:3 Incoming

So who do the Russians blame this one on?

Absolutely, and they're cheap. These things are so fucking good, they're just really small.

W-would you go with me, user?

Price will score, check'em

show butt

how to fix hockey

>canada should be banned from international play
>other countries get to draft canadian players

>male hockey team
>not number 1
>is actually #8
>worse than Czechoslovakia (a country that doesn't exist)

2:6 damnit

Was that a hey jude chant?

Surprised your female team is only ranked allll the way down at 28, especially since they all look like men.

Danmark, pls gibe Victoria :3

NA NA NA NA

NA NA NA NA

HEY HEY HEY

GOODBYEEEEE

Stamkos hasn't scored but he's been all over the ice. Ovi has just been invisible.

I get the 20 nuggets meal at McDonald's like 3 or 4 times a week, and I'm 6-2, 150lbs. I eat pretty much nothing but poutine, fries, bacon, spaghetti and pop pretty much.

>stamk0s
>0vechkin

>eat garbage
>doesn't lift

what a wasterino

HE MISSED A WIDE OPEN EMPTY NET FUCKING KEK

...

THE
MOST
DANGEROUS
LEAD

You uderstand me

what happened to this game? second period was GOAT tier. now this is just meltdown tier.

>pric3

LOL

RUSSIANS COMPLAINING

THEY WANT 6 SECONDS BACK ON THE CLOCK

2 GOALS IN 6 SEX

CAN THEY DO IT???

THANK YOU

>pop
?

The real trick is going to dinner the week before or week after Valentine's day.

But y-yes

canadians chugged some maple syrup and woke up

We dem boyz

...

>marchand can't even get a hat trick
what a heckin hack

russia handpass for last minute goal
it's like day ja view

kek'd

Typical Russian shit. Zero heart. Just once we want a formidable foe

HECK

youtube.com/watch?v=UX6K7waag5Q

gg ez

why do the boards look all digital one second then regular the other

this is fuckin dumb what the heck

we better bench pric3 and play luongo against Team Europe

fucking bullshit if we win only by 5-3 or some shit like that

just give them buttmans cup already

>cries to get 7 seconds back
>gets them
>skates behind own net with the puck
What did he mean by this?

Team is confused. They never was a good

Aw yes that shit made me horny, gonna go jerk off now

because the camera is looking at one side

Team Canada hasn't had a real challenge since the gold medal game in 2010.

The leaf bitternes will be sweet when TEAM EUROPE beats them 2-0 in the final series.

3 possiblities:
1. god-like metabolism
2. little bit skinny-fat
3. got a heavy working job/work-out much and hit the gym regularly

anyway stay careful with such eating habits, only living of fast food, soda and processed stuff can fuck up your health long term

and what the fuck is up with django?
Is he a buttblasted american? Usually his streams are top-notch during the season and know he blasts that spaghetti jingle

bo3 finals, nice meme tournament

Kek, screenshotted. Stay mad FinnFag

Why Canadians win all the time?

Is this the greatest hockey team in the known universe?

digital overlay for ANIMATED BUTTMAN ADS
not all cams support the DIGITAL BUTTMAN OVERLAY

LOUSY

RUSSIAN

TEAM

- Don Cherry

is he right?

>Jo-Bov-Ski
Thank you based Don

Because we are more smarter

Eastern province of Sweden with some bold predictions

i love you but i hate you at the same time canada

2014 and even 2010 was better

>not putting spaghetti jingle over cherrys head

Is Django even trying?

Yes, defense is shit.

Russia's fucked until Sergachev and Provorov come up.

Damn... Cherry dropping the pathological altruism red pill.

I don't work out at all, I just have a ridiculous metabolism.

Soda (Coca-cola, sprite, ice-tea) and similar over-sugared drinks

BASED DON ALREADY SAYING SWEDEN IS CALLING REFPUCK

>Provorov
>Sanheim
>Ghost Bear

As a Flylels fan this could be interesting

Well... Canada is much stronger than our team. But Bobrovsky is amazing.

well then be happy for that
but still, be careful a bit, beetus and other nutrition-related shit might catch up someday
and if you get spared by that too, congrats from me user and enjoy life and making fatties jealous
making fatties jealous feels nice sometimes imo

But you aren't smarter than we are, are you?

If it was for IQ, we would win all the time despite the low population

>mfw canada's the cena of hockey

I'm pretty sure it would've come back from 6 goals in the last 5 minutes if it was the BMJ of hockey. They're more like the Brock Lesnar or Triple H of hockey.

We never win because we don't give a shit

Lmao Albania

>we don't care

then why are you here

=^D

My cat was rooting for canada I fear.
He went to sleep when russia started the lead and woke up when Canada started to tear the commies up
FUCK

Good kitty.
Smart kitty.

Haven't you heard? Cred Forums calls us the commies now.

But what do in Finals when Canada meets Europe? I can't start a rivalry with this smuk fucker

>american """"education""""

Lol, Albanian, Macedonian and Serbian is stupid pieces of shit

>american """"education""""
>implying white Americans aren't better educated on average than white euros

>iq-research.info/en/page/average-iq-by-country

: ^)

This flavor of Canadian cocks
Again