OFFICIAL UFC FIGHT NIGHT 95: CYBORG VS LANSBERG THREAD #2 GRAPPLEFUCK EDITION

What is with all the pussyweight fights tonight?
I WANT HEAVYWEIGHTS

Bellator is taking over.

>it's a sloppy 15 minute kickboxing match episode

People pretending to enjoy grappling are like people on Cred Forums pretending to enjoy shitty movies to seem 'deep'.

are there prop odds on seeing bj penn cry again before 2017?

heh

>actually
>not using literally

fucc off pleb

I told you last week im the king of this shit.

heem incoming

Wew lads

Pezeheres looks huge for Lightweight

>t. Worldstarhiphop tourist

GENTLE REMINDER THAT

DOMINICK CRUZ

IS 1# P4P FIGHTER AND COMMENTATOR IN THE WORLD

Prazeres is strong af

Fight Night 95 Brazil: Get Kicked on the Dick

>complain about grappling
>complain about kickboxing

Maybe just show up when mcgoofball fights

nigga probably has cork for bones

Cruz needs to stop predicting every action of each fighter 5 seconds in advance I feel like I'm watching a breakdown of a recorded fight.

Do they purposely make fight where the Brazilians will win except for lucky non-brazilians?

would last 1 sec longer than brooks

This midget better win this round or he's fucked..

No way he's got good cardio holding that weight on his frame.

>purzedish
>purzeradish

Come on Burney Burn Burns!

(you)

we're throwing spinning shit now?

its like we're at UFC 33 again

wtf I love Prazersh now

confirmed

kek

You got one comically wrong though as I recall

>the progeny
>the prajeto
>the prodijay
>the prodigy

bj penn

>tfw Hendo becomes the first man in history to hold a Pride, Strikeforce and UFC belt

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ey guys i went to the store for a loosy and some chicken. it smells like autumn outside. its finally here east coast.

I think the UFC does tend to weight cards a bit in favor of the home country when they're out and about in the world. Try to get the home crowd excited and coming back etc.

>disregarding physics because he's a 5ft5 manlet

>not even dana is watching this card

>eye pokes
should deduct a point

>going outside

casual confirmed

Man this guy was so wacky

Too bad he's in federal prison for being bad.

>I enjoy watching noncompetitive grappling
>I enjoy watching winging punches miss

How has this little gremlin slipped through USADA's clutches?

oh fuck, that poor girl. Sage took all the good genes.

The file drawers and I contend that my logic made some sense.

potential banger here
this guys hit hard

same bro, cool night air feels so comfy

dafuq is a loosy ist that wat you call your mom before fuck ?

tfw reem would have won if stipe was a little kid

I pray everyday

Yeah, and I get that but the last two in Brazil have been VERY stacked imo.

first to five nut shots wins

I reckon he will, bisping was scared of hendo in the first fight, he'll be twice as scared now.

>dillashaw wins a rematch
>mighty mouse and bones are easily better

Get comfy nigga

So then why are you watching this card? Just go to sleep.

>mighty manlet being considered the greatest pound-for-pound fighter

>brasilian judges

we /melancholic/ now?

its a cigarette. its a term known in low income areas

i could not be less excited to see cyborg fight a can

WHO is the commentator ?

dominic cruz?

being bad as in doing what?

it's a cigarette, it's for people who are too poor to buy a pack of 20 $10 so they'll buy a single one for $1

what is this sweep called?

>not wanting to play "dutch oven" under the sheets with her

He had Dream and K1 but not pride

Yeah.

yeah just like Bisping vs rockhold right?

Know it all fags like you make me sick. Do us all a favour and Kys casual.

These roid babbys have no KO power.

> tfw when he holds all those belts but has never been the best fighter in any division.

Being the champ is supposed to show that you're best, the belt itself is meaningless, it's what it represents. That's why gifted title shots are stupid.

no one but manlet fight fans take that shit seriously

Exhibit A: Rogan

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There is literally nothing feminine about her facial features what the fuck

my-people-need-me

the shield?

Cruz is great at commentary. He's chill and intelligent.

oh, well now I know

>burns standing and wanging

>Thinking stats tell the whole story

Casual mistake. You'll learn soon.

dominick cruz once put a blood choke on my penis

He could had ran the Pride middleweight division if it hadn't folded

>chill and intelligent.
More like boring and repetitive.

her dad gave her and Sage steroids when they where young, desu f-a-m I think she might still be on them

yeah it's fun not to hear the bald roid cuck monkey rogan make predictions all throughout the fight..

"I dont like this mike he's not throwing those kicks correctly, it's all about the leg dexterity ya know maybe i could teach him sometime"

you can buy 1 single cigarette in usa? really?

Bad as in he had waifus, got caught with a bunch of child pornography, and made Youtube videos about pink lemonade.

theoaklandpress.com/article/OP/20120302/NEWS/303029942

Calm down, I'm rooting for bisping but I'm pretty sure he'll lose. Also the loss to Rockhold was nowhere near as traumatic as getting knocked out, stiff by Hendo; Bisping probably has psychological scars from that moment.

Prazeres has surprisingly good stamina, he's still goin strong

How do you have this scored? I think Burns took that round

I am really liking Dom's autistic commentary 2bh

all the fights going to decision tonight ... why

just got here, any spicy bangers lads?

depends on the store but i've seen plenty that sell singles

He's chill because he's burnt already. By the main event he'll be asleep

Do you think Obama watches UFC?

whatever shit that midget is on... i want it..

How the fuck is he still going.

I have pazerereres up two.

You're a moron.

no. BJJ all night

dying

Bro in a neighborhood corner store you can buy one of any thing. One beer, one cigarette, one peanut butter cup, one condom, etc

Andy Wang was a fucking warrior dont you forget it.

Being chill isn't the problem, he's monotone. It's like he's reading something out loud that he has no interest in.

Anyway, I can hear Rogan's voice whenever anything anything big lands anyway.

But Bisping isn't really the best at MW either, so might as well have a meme title fight. Weidman/Rockhold are the objective best in the division

Too much juicing and lifting.
Not enough learning to fight.

this happened

I think Noveris gonna starch Henen

when did this happen ?

is that one of tonights fights

no chance, ufc is still pretty white trash here for the most part

no one i work with watches that shit

oh that's him. yeah i've read about him before he just looks different in the picture I posted. Dumb ass was walking around with CP in his flash drive

FUCK BUM BURNY-O YOU BLEW MY DRAFT KINGS PICKS YOU DUMB BUTTBOY.

Welp Burns just lost me $60.

?

What's up with you little fella?

lol fuck no

>have chance to get back off the cage
>swang and bang instead

deserve what you get desu

Rip I was too tentative to bet on this and the previous fights
But got that moolah from Jussier and Santos/Trinaldo incoming

how long until cyborg's ? wanna nap badly

Why wouldn't Obama watch UFC?

>casuals followed bloody elbow or BR picks
everytime

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No it's illegal and you can get in trouble because it's untaxed, people still do it though

This grubby little manlet looks very natty to me..

this fight is too friendly for my taste... fuck this shit

How many seconds before Cyborg wins?

120-165 mins

He's right tho

How hard is Roy gonna heem Silva?

depends on the socioeconomic conditions of the surrounding area

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JUST BANG BRO

It was a stupid addict bet. I don't usually bet on fighters I know nothing about. This kid is treating this like sparring.

1st round ko, then i guess bigfoot becomes obsolete

just noticed there's no man drama fags here tonight. It's so much more comfy with out fagets here

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Into retirement (god we can only hope)

these guys look huge for lightweight desu

LEMME BANG BRO

charlie weidman looks like he would be very scary when mad

>Dillashaw convincingly loses the match
>DJ got steamrolled by Cruz

Fucking curious, eh?

gooby bless senpai

do you think she on PED's?

SUP FOO YOU BANG ESSE?

>why isn't Justin gaethje in the ufc

it's so sad guys

Because Obama is the fucking president and on saturday nights hes at events raising money or politicking or getting honored by someone. He's not going over to Biden's house with the other homies to chip in $5 each.

p4p best uncle

Roy will miss an uppercut and heem himself.
Cap this

Prazeres was awesome in that fight

No but she ate a guy that was on PEDs.

>bigfoot deleted chin and fighst against nelson

I thought Burns took a round honestly, didn't he have Pezrerarearea rocked?

nah m8, thats just starting strength + GOMAD

now you wear your skin like iron
and your breath's as hard as kerosene

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serve him southern breakfast

two biscuits
smoked ham
home fries
smothered in gravy baby
bigfoot retires

>>DJ got steamrolled by Cruz

Never happened. DJ controlled the stand up and Cruz had to wrestlefuck a literal midget in order to win.

finally someone with a brain chimes in

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Chris had his moments of being spooky scary

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Was gonna make a witty retort but literally can't even right now.

>mieshas fuckbud in the ufc

This is one of those you might not like the answer for

TEENAGE WASTELAND

strawpoll.me/11296820
strawpoll.me/11296820
strawpoll.me/11296820

Bigfoot will win
Bet your kids on it

ufc needs heavyweights who cares if hes like 1-5 after this

I bet he and Biden get together for every UFC. Biden brings wings and Obama orders the pay-per-view and they watch it on one of the big Whitehouse TVs.

What does "esse" mean? I heard it on Sons of Anarchy and on a Cypress Hill track, I think it means pal, lad, dude, homie, pana, compa, socio, but I'm not sure. Can you confirm?

That was a great fight guys

she Cyber Demon?

can confirm

meisha is happily taken you cunt.

There are fights on?

(you), it was dominant but the right decision was made

I have no idea but beaners say it often in reference to just about any man. It's probably slang that has a very loose definition.

Isn't that Fyodor

you just KNOW that ref hates mexicans

The wheel

Dana White.
Ask him.

>Mc Gregor
>Favorite human being as well

Not a great leader or writer or philosopher or artist or innovator... but a little Irish cokehead fighter is your favourite human.
Bro, mfw I can't even.

Water

the dust that pancho bit down south
ended up in lefty's mouth

Anyone noticed that big country is overweight but still has tiny nipples?

Just me?

Ok.

yeah, wetbacks

cholo speak for dude

hed dump stuff in the dump truck in the wheelbarrow?

Why does Cyborg just get newcomers? Wtf?

*wasnt

Piano would literally fuck all of you up in seconds

fuggg Lina a cute

Who should Overeem fight next, Looser of Werdum/Cain?

I want to cuddle with Cyborg.

Lina Lansberg is kinda cute desu

It's called not having gyno.

>because it's untaxed
makes sense, ye... desu first time hearing you can buy 1 cigarette
guess it would be same here if they were expensive
one pack of lucky strike costs me 3.50$

Is there a single brazilian fighter that isn't on the heavy shit?

>implying conor isnt a great philosopher and innovater

lina lelsberg being piad 10k to get dummied by Cybrong

"looser"

American """"""educashion""""""

time to transition into his poker career tbqhfam

i'm sure you do too

Nope

They can't find a decent fighter above the 135 pounds

a block of ice

happily taken by a cuck who takes justins meat on the side
haven't you seen em roll eh bud

My thoughts and prayers are with Lansberg may she not die tonight

I think you mean loser.

Winner of Silva/Nelson.

The gorilla

stipe tapped

No one wants to fight her.
Only people with "nothing to lose"

>Flag
Casualness checks out.

Not really.

literally no, even claudia is on that shit

D. Cruz showing anik who the real man is tonight

These special 140 pound gimme fights for cyborg are fucking stupid. She needs to fuck off back to invicta.

WHY is schlob DUCKING Rich Piana???

links

fox sports audio sound low compared to background noise?

Might sound silly but I'd still like to see him fight Fedor.

Lina has an amazing smile, probably won't after this fight though.

anyone else edging for the cyborg fight?

Munoz is from the Philippines, isn't he?

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

Gyno is when the titties are big. I'm talking nipples son.

Why should he fight Nelson again?

literally who is a tough fight for anyone!!11

Would Trump watch and promote UFC? I don't want the sport ruined by more casuals desu

Great stoppage ref.

The Athletic Commission is a joke.

>it's a Dom and Anik yell at each other episode

Right here lad.

Need Ace Stream

one pack of 20s here costs like 17/18 bucks
used to be able to buy singles but pretty rare these days, all the dodgy little news stands and shit that sold em got btfo
which ufc fighters smoke darts

>tfw want to lick frosting from the smooth spaces between her abs

Why work at a desk when you can get knocked out a few times a year at 10k per fight?

>yfw lina heems borg stiff

>This casual who didn't know what Invicta was calling anyone a casual.

dam lina is a qt

Barnett...maybe baby Glover

>tfw using parents directv login credentials

FUCK IT.

I'm putting some Eurobucks on Lina.

If she causes an upset I might make a tiny fortune.

>BUT SPAIN, YOU CALLED WMMA PISSBREAKS! WHAT GIVES?
Does Cyborg look like a fucking woman to you, goof?

Post YFW there is no fight Companda

Yup, again, surprised it was answered this quickly honestly

Sorry other lads

Here's one that might make you think....

> Cruz steamrolled DJ

That's literally the position of somebody who just reads fight finder.

What's the answer?

lets get some of our favorite stoppages up

his next opponent will be Brain Damage

Get a job you freeloading faggot

Elfe vs. Blood Org

Who would win senpai?

ye, atleast claudia is still qt. Waifu material imo.

Can't wait till Honda losses to Nunez so that she can kill her self already

>you now remember renan barao

>reminder than jon anik got a 209 tattoo on his fucking wrist

Ireland got it

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how could a beaver move a gorilla in a wheelbarrow

bullshit

the smallest will always be best pound for pound if the training and experience are even remotely similar. That's just basic math.

>BUT SPAIN

DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES

Today marks the end of Big Foot's career.

RIP glass jaw man.

Cyborg is way too big. This whole thing is a joke.

way too early wasn't even dead yet

SOMEONE POST THE BRENDAN SCHAUB BRAINDAMAGE SCREENCAP

Obviously not because the fox is racist against humans.

Do you actually believe Tanaka won that?
I mean seriously.
Have you watched the fight?

>pepe

Except for that gross fucking mole, ya. I'd hit it

PEPE TIME

she's a lefty multiculti piece of shit tho

Varies state to state here

In NYC it's the most expensive I think, something like $12-14 a pack of something decent like Camels or American Spirit

in some of the southern states it's like $4-5

it was a YUNGERILLA

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"LEGIT KNOCKOUT POWER"

>Tell you I watched 3 Invicta cards (bored out of my senses, mind you) in the same post
>Being retarded to the point where it completely flew over your head
Amerisperg autist alright.

Cruz did steamroll DJ, what the fuck are you on, you bogan retard?

No because the balloons create drag and slow dude down

I wonder if Pepey will keep pulling guard like last time.

HAHA TIME FOR PEPEY

>pepe vs el cucky

Memeist fight

youtube.com/watch?v=XT5wZuBxDuM

PEPE

PRAISE KEK

MEME MAGIC

>Spain didn't know what Invicta was

he could of taken three or four more hits before he perma-kill

3f801504855bddd9f4f43f3fdf98d2afb0245464

It's in Portuguese but whatever.

Pepe time

No the balloons are dragging behind and if he catches a breeze they'll slow him down.

Gotcha covered, senpai.

Yep and it's physics. If DJ was Brock's size he would not be able to move anything like he can at 125.

kek I forgot about that

>pepey

Legit havin the giggles every time they say
>pepe

>Lying on the internet when archives exist
>State of this sperg casual 189er

Cheers, got an english one?

Is there a fight companion tonight?

You got it

Truly the premiere minds of MMA are on /heem/ tonight

Fightan time

Lina's smile is so devious, turns my dick into diamonds.

feels Godofredo man

is he kill?

wtf i hate spain now

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HispanicBuffer

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Unfortunately not. You'll have to suffer cruz with the rest of us.

Jesus fucking christ

Ref name?

Nope, I'm actually watching it legit but I found that one for you. I don't know if there are any english streams.

See Legit mick inbred.

>Lying

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/71432942/#q71433762

About what, precisely?

>It flew over his autistic head
>Still sperging about it
Wew lad.

HEEEERE WE ARRRRRRE
DON'T TURN AWAAAAAAAY NOW
WWWWWWWE ARE THE WAAARRIORS THAT BUILT THIS TOWN

I know that Bisping and Hendo are basically gatekeepers that fluked their way into a title fight but damn am I hyped.

>pepe

What the hell thats not el cucuy

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The roid gut is 10x more unattractive than the mole m8

That ring girl a shit.

Anybody got the pics image?

If Pepe wins, Trump will become God Emperor

would marry

> Cruz did steamroll DJ

How? He lost the stand up, and wrestlefucked him. That's what happened.

Slick Smitty is such a faggot

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S P I C Y

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>SPINNING BACK KICK

Wait. It's not time?

block of ice is still a better answer

and the answer to this is no, the balloons will not help: they lessen teh weight by "lifting" the body in a direction other than that which the racer is going - not to mention teh aerodynamic problem.

OH SHIT

SPICEY AS FUCK

THE MEME IS REAL

Where are the picks?

PEPE LOOK OUT

BANG PEPE BANG

WE BANGIN BOYS

who /pepe/ here?

I wouldn't, she'd probably cuck me with some Somalian refugees.

If those vegas judges from teh Nelson vs Lewis fight judged it, Tanaka woulda won homie

where's the goof chart and who's doing it

PEPE GOES WILD

What is this BR chant?

thanks kraut

Doesn't bother me

does it ever occur to you how retarded our sport is lads

BASED PEPE

MIKE LEL A TORRE

...

not so bad

PEPEE

LET ME BANG BRO

SPICY
P
I
C
Y

I want to cuddle Pimbo

HEEEEEEEEMTAPPPY

>Being asshurt still that Cruz won and beat DJ convincingly
>Beat DJ so bad Dana had to give DJ his own weightclass for him to dominate because he wouldn't have cut it in Cruz's division

Australia, stop.

>the state of this striking

WE DID IT LADS

BASED PEPE

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY

HEEM TAPPY

KEK WHO WAS THAT FAGGOT WHO WAS JUST SAYING NO ONE EVER GETS A SUB FROM THE BODY TRIANGLE??

What the hell are you talking about?

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WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

JUST BLEED

pretty damn impressive

MEME MAGIC PLEASE PEPE PEPE PEPE

LE MEME MAN!

HEEEEEM SLEEEPY

TRUMP CONFIRMED NEXT PRESIDENT

MEME MAGIC DOES NOT LIE

PEPE

HE DID IT!

PEPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PEPE MAGIC IS REAL

PEPE!

Pepe is a one tough mother fucker

HEEM TAPPY PEPE

PEPE WINS

HEEM TAPPY

PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY PEPEY

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WAR PEPE
MEMES NEVER DIE

Where's the predictions

>implying Pepe isn't legit
welcome to the Pepey era

TRUMP CONFIRMED NEXT PRESIDENT.

Is there a Pepey Pepe? Pls post

OUR BOY PEPE

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I used to not like this guy until he knocked out that jew with an awesome knee and then started to get finishes left and right.

I like him now.

>All these cheers for our very own Pepe

Feels good lads

What will your entrance music be /heem/?

youtube.com/watch?v=FzOm__cQyLY

FEELS GOOD MAN

DICKS OUT FOR PEPE

this is my celebration pepe

TRIPS CONFIRM

the state of those hooks what the fuck was he doing

PEPE CAN DO MMA DANK MEMES IS REAL

>Not giving yourself the Heimlich so you don't choke

Frog-posters are here to stay

>i have a brain injury just like Brandon

he has his own name on his back...

ALL AROUND I SEE FAMILIAR FACES

OMG IM JUST JOININ TO THE PARTY
AND DOMINICK COMMENTATING SO NATTY

Who was Brown killing there?

You're right but it was answered lad

holy shit lads the gummi worms are kicking in and im laughing my ass off. fuckin love you m8s.

that nigger is looking at pepe weird, he should have heemed him where he stands to be honest

>Pepe with blonde Trump hair just beat the shit out of his opponent

Never watched UFC in my life before, lads. I think I'm here to stay.

>this commercial

youtube.com/watch?v=DR91Rj1ZN1M

yeah we know the reddit/facebook invasion happened years ago

Game?

Is it just me or would pepe have lost that fight to someone who knew how to box defensively?

Cruz went to a split with Benavidez. Cruz's best win is a split against TJ Dillashaw, who was decimated by John Dodson, who was defeated twice by DJ.

I'm not going to stop telling you the truth. He wrestlefucked DJ to a decision victory. Nothing more.

Dom kindda sucks desu senpai

I hate that fuck for winning this fight jesus christ

His striking was fucking shit yeah.

elkins
got wrestlefucked too

same. never thought he'd amount to anything

BASED AF PEPE

youtube.com/watch?v=QBP8imm03Mo

Yea he is too wild

idk got it from Cred Forums.

Yeah Pepe is talking everyone shut up!!!

this shit GOES

If my grandmother had a pair of balls she would have been my grandad.

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damn, that crowd is weak

He lost his last fight fighting that way.

youtube.com/watch?v=B6JVjuo1u5Q

what happened to the epic fail guy meme?

Pete Sell

Anyone doing the /heem/ picks image? Anyone have it?

FINAL FANTASY IX

>SAIR NA PORRADA

kek

hillaryclinton.com/feed/donald-trump-pepe-the-frog-and-white-supremacists-an-explainer/

I must have missed that one.

PEPE HAS A NEPHEW?

Thanks you based Pepey

Cruz is the most overrated fighter in ufc history

>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, REALITY IS TOO HARSH FOR ME, DJ COULD'VE TOTALLY BEAT CRUZ IF HE DIDN'T LOSE
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MMA MATH IS REAL WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
This is you. This is how you sound like. Take a step back and re-evaluate.

He was on the verge of being cut too! He was 1-3 if I remember correctly.

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youtube.com/watch?v=2411fXLYKo4

>tfw 1/1 so far

how is he overrated? all he does is win

OC is a art

It's not a roid gut, I doubt she's on slin.

Holy fuck

its hurts to think there may be some HEEMers that didn't pick the pepe man.

HOW HAVE NAZI FROGS INFILTRATED MUH BRAZILIAN FIGHTAN N FUCKAN MEN SHOWS

he is the mayweather of ufc

>tfw 2/3 of my picks are goofd already

Boring counter puncher. Not called Dominick Snooze for nothing. Has also barely fought in last two years.

>not showing amounts

I LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK SHE IS SAYING!!!!!

Who else is excited to see '''''''Fem''''''-Sagat rip apart this literally who

This has to be a fucking joke

the GOAT then?

Stop chewing for a second then

i hope she gets heemed into oblivion, i really do

Delete dis fookin' ting, yeh?

how many deaths has he simulated?

yeah that's kinda fucked up dude and I'm saying that as a Mexican, and to just say mexican is a joke

Reminder that if you engage in an MMA discussion with the spainsperg casual you're on the same tier of retardation as him

>betting on odds as short as Cyborg

you a dumb.

no, i will turn it off and go to bed once the main event starts

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Holy propaganda

>mayweather
>goat

Please don't talk about a sport you know fuck all about.

b-but he has no losses.. Fuck Casuals man .

>Ireland: 2 UFC champions
>Bongistan: 0 UFC champions
really makes you think

i'm not him, and he's not even spanish

>barao
>2016

Way to be a casual non-carnage loving fuck, go drink tea and rest up for sunday league you fucking bong

i know you guys are having fun and joking around but lets get serious for a second this is really important. we need to watch this video:

youtube.com/watch?v=nRp1CK_X_Yw

our entire nation is at stake

what did Spicely do to deserve this

It's not, this is how desperate the establishment is m8.

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>implying conor isn't a good scottish and thereby British lad.

>eric spicely
>spicely
>please based MMA GODS OF THE HEEM make this indeed spicy

Thank you for Correcting The Record.

She's still gonna win

why does that hue hue have a thors hammer tattoo on his chest

"whos limbs can change the outcome of the fight"

Mate.. someone shoot this fucking guy.

but I just want her to ruin Ronda

I don't want her to destroy this beauty

Sure you will.

I really want to see him get a W, I miss that little hue.

Alvey and santos, joe silva must hate spicely

POST YFW DAN "THE MAN" HENDO PUTS BISPING IN THE HOSPITAL AGAIN

>MFW

Who said that?

That is unironically the saddest thing to come from this entire presidential election. I mean this makes fucking JEB look minor league.

Didn't you know black people were vikangz?

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>Implying Scotland wasn't created by the Irish.

Trump has broken every record for voter turnout m8. Hillary is in serious trouble.

>Baseball commercial
>"All the No-hitters"

Fucking bullshit or whatever

Retard test alert

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

When does Nelson vs Bigfoot start?

you are a literal degenerate
gb2r

>People picked Spicely

No words.

0 senpai

Isn't there a possibility that people who don't go to rallies or whatever are still gonna vote for shilldog

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1

whats wrong with that one girl who sounds like shes gonna cry, also lol at americans

Is it 1

Do you know Cruz is much larger than MM
Do you know MM has improved VASTLY since their first fight?
After he take Andersons record he's going to starch Cruz and show you fucking plebs who the REAL MMA GOAT IS

btw santos gets subbed this fight

i have no interest in seeing women attempt to fight lad

i can't believe there is even pasta for defending mighty cuck

>Here come the excuses
>IF ONLY HE WAS BIGGER HE WOULDN'T HAVE LOST
If Conor was bigger he would knock Jones out .

See where I'm going with this shit? Quit talking dumb shit. MM lost. Cruz ragdolled him. So bad, Dana gave DJ a weightclass of his own.

>Being this much of a cuck for MM
Jesus.

>firas invites all these fighters to "drop in" at tristar
>trains them wrong
>on purpose
>as a joke

Wow, this guy sucks ass at gnp

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Told ya
RIP SO MANY BETS

why didnt he just fucking fall and drop him on his head

welp...santos you fucked me

You are very fickle, clearly you have no understanding of MMA when you don't even understand why weight classes exist haha

Stay autistic ya silly insecure closetfag
Like, really, keep being autistic in /heem/. It's good entertainment and easy (you)'s

t. casual

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>heem in charge of tipping fights

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>Gets executed and humiliated on his casual-tier knowledge of MMA
>Has to weasel out of it like a pussy
Bogan goof.

is the omaplata a meme i dont think i ever seen it work

You attempt to win arguments on Cred Forums not by arguing but by trying to summarise the person you are replying to's post, then use a racist stereotype regarding their flag to finish your mouth breathing comment.

You must be extra deluded today if you think you can school literally anyone on MMA knowledge lmfao
But keep replying there's quite the break between the next fight THAT I JUST CALLED btw

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this looks like a forced handjob

>Trying to weasel out of the fact that you got humiliated
>Trying to pretend DJ didn't get ragdolled out of the division by the superior fighter Cruz
>Trying to pretend you're not a casual and a DJ dickrider
Wew lad.

i guess you never had sex huh? or seen a porn? a hand job doesnt look like that

scathing insult 4 obvious joke user

quit your day job
and kill yourself

That promo was hype af

Still using the same buzzwords and shitty greentexting
If want you's you're going to have to try harder

This is quite low tier bants for you Professor Sabbatical. How's your mental health faring these days?

i already have cause i am you
thanks for the meta samefagging

Nigga, quit it.

You got torched, why are you still on my dick like some fucking lapdog? You enjoy humiliation? You enjoying showing your flag getting pounded in public like this? Getting some twisted sexual pleasure out of me exposing how much of a casual you are?