OFFICIAL UFC FIGHT NIGHT 95: CYBORG VS LANSBERG THREAD #3 SPICY EDITION

i'm Scottish so i don't really care, we're the better version of Ireland.

anik

Nth for

RIP Spicely

post a selfie

Tyson Fury just pulled out of a championship bout because he was feeling sad

If you don't know this you must exit the thread

papi hendo aww

Would you date a qtp2t Filipina?

based big dong mcarthy

is there anything he can't do?

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Has the Brazilian fighter been higher ranked in every single fight?

i miss serb bro

i can't actually believe he agreed to this again, in front of his own countrymen no less

Spicely

Haha!

pemdas my nigga

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no

one time two brazilians fought

mfw Dan 'Paul Reveree' Henderson hits Bisbong with two lights by sea

> haha brasilia you guys really have pretty good fighters, better not miss out on the fight pass deal amirite

That's a boy's face
Which is fine too.

Also
>16-1
Who did the tranny lose to?

already have when i was 17 pussy was so tight i literally cried when i realized the mistake i made dumping her

when will it be my turn for a thicc billibino

it's 9 the answer is 9

sure thing my man

Fuck!

Dana White.
Ask him.

>Mc Gregor
>Favorite human being as well

Not a great leader or writer or philosopher or artist or innovator... but a little Irish cokehead fighter is your favourite human.
Bro, I can't even.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK SCHAUB

BTFO

LOL

RIP everyone's picks

What the hell

BASED SPICE LEE

Holy shit

im missing based Osiris ref from earlier tonight

Nah, id slip her a dose of rape though

lol

HEEM TAPPY

THE WINNER BY HEEM

AND THE NEW MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD

DAN "MURRICA" HENDERSON

SPICED

Nice

just get one online m8

spicy as fuck

dolan is right

holy shit he climbed him up

>spicy meme wins
>pepe wins

I want 2016 to end

>That literal stunned silence in the arena

S P I C L E Y B A N G E R

>That back take

OH SHIT

someone in that crowd will try to shank spicely tonite

why didnt silva just fucking fall and drop him on his head

WHAT WAS HEEMS REACTION TO PEPE WINNING?

He would've won with Pride rules.

dey no hespect da joo jeetsoo

Bisbong is going to pull a GSP and torture Hendo for 5 rounds, like gsp did to Fitch and Kos

pic related

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TRISTARED

>people bet money on memeago santos

This guy

WALL
A
L
L

See for yourself

Spicy is now my boy

>parlay retards BTFO

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Most of these are fucked

RENAN BARAO = JUST
ANTONIO SILVA = SEE RENAN BARAO

requesting 2016 brazil btfo webm where you can witness brazillian people from some world cup where they really got their shit fucked

WHAT

THE

FUCK

>spicey wasn't already his boy

1 (one) + (plus) 2 (two) = (equals) 3 (three)

3 (three) X (multiplied) by 2 (two) = (equals) 6 (six)

6 (six) divided by 6 (six) is 1 (one)

remember when renan barao lost to a bathtub?

I picked spicy, where are the /heem/ picks?

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY SPICELY!

see
thru

Nigger thinking this is some high level shit.

CHAOS ALWAYS WINS

I intentionally jinxed it.

ONE MORE FIGHT UNTIL BIG COUNTRY LADS

GET FUCKING HYPE

He is Spicy.. but is he HOT AND SPICY ???

Joe Rogan will never be forgot

poor anik getting cucked for rogan

>i dreamed of talking to joe rogan
>got stuck with his D-league replacement

>BAZILIA

If the Lewis fight is anything to go by, Nelson is happy to hump these days

I put it in the old thread.

They found the one white Brazilian to translate

Quick who's #14 in the mw ranks?

>MAN I SURE WISH YOU WERE JOE ROGAN

FUCKING GOAT

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only if you're a pure HP based build
there was a time where everything was chaos or added chaos or some shit with chaos and it got really annoying
i remember when i got 3 pieces of gear with +30% chaos resistances on each and it was kinda funny going through merciless with +15% chaos res
other option is just grab CI and get inmune to chaos in exchange of maximum life becoming 1

>white

Only 9 left

>i want #14

aiming high

did these guys learn nothing from goobs?

The great fucking filter

hendo

Brazil is white.

Rafael Natal

>poland with 2 picks

lol what a faggot. Disqualify that filth.

firhas zahabi gave him a spice rub

that is one quiet crowd

Whatever you want to believe m8

He isnt really 15 now, he is just saying he wants ranked fights.

I'd rather play Imperial Guard personally.

ez money

When is CM Punk fighting again?

christopher daniels? that's so 2008

There's no way that isn't a man

I'm going to do it for my waifu 3D Asuka

>quite

WTF IS SHE SAYING!!!!!!!!

So cyborg didnt even make 140?? Thsi cunt gets a catchweight fight and she doesnt even make the weight? I hope she gets btfo.

Actually retard when you do the addition inside the parenthesis it becomes simple multiplication and division which you go right to left, the answer is 9 you fucking illiterate monkey dick

Source : my Maths degree

Cyborg also loses according to probability

Cyborg is going to get heemed calling it

fk I knew I should've gone pepe

Go ask here:

elaborate, pls

Will Cyborg vs Ronda ever happen?

Does anyone know the translator's name?

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What?

dyePEMDAS nigga

the shit is still in parenthesis after you add it so you multiply first

fk how many goofs got filtered by spicy's win?

celebrity boxing against Screech on New Years Day

>honda
>every coming back

Ronda got super fat, she might fight at 145 since her old weight cuts when she was actually competing was already brutal.

Imagine if cyborg and bigfoot had babies...

(((LINDBERG)))

Cyborg is the only female fighter that I think could actually beat me up.

no ronda gets insta title fight then fights once per 18 months you goof

how can someone who sounds like absolute shit when talking talk with so much confidence? Is she literally brainwashed?

If Cyborg loses they will be burning the favelas down tonight.

Once you solve what's inside the parentheses you can disregard the parentheses you mouth breathing retard.

>female

wrong

he stabbed somebody

would have to be gabby and bigfoot

cyborg's success isn't genetic, it's roids. need those 6'2 gabby genes

How did this meme get started?

Who would be the first to eat the babies?

After gobbling up the placenta.

Obviously.

Edmond says she is and why would he lie? He seems like a stable, rational individual.

Ohhh shit. Guys quick they rigged the fight for sheckles DON'T BET ON CYBORG.

>Have Santos in a big money parlay
>Stream blacks out but Santos was on top
>Go for a piss
>Come check /heem/
>S P I C E D

Wew week's wages all gone but I prob deserve it.

no, youre meant to multiple first

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Would you a Sagat?

>user these people fighting scare me! Turn the TV off!

WE'RE GETTING CLOSER, LADS

BEAUTIFUL CHAMP

Forehead is off limits

lmgtfy.com/?q=6 2 2 + 1

Would it be smart for Amanda to call Ronda a fat cow and shame her for being a coward to UFC and her fans?

wait isn't that bitch in Street Fighter 4?

WORK

ronda is xxxposed

her knees hang on by a thread. if you dont rush head first into her like every non-holm person she fought, she will get tired and she can't shoot takedowns

reconsider your life you fag

its about the technique i dont even like violence

nah I meant imagine what they'd fkn look like lol

Because she is an actual Cyborg. You think she looks like that because of cranial reconstructive surgery because taking too many balls to the face playing handball? No man she on some android replicant shit.

not even a cute trap dude

LONDON PLEASE
O
N
D
O
N

Parenthesis
Exponents
Multiplication + division from left to right
Addition + subtraction from left to right.

But just keep pretending you know something.

If this first round isn't spicy I'm taking a nap

>tfw you're shredded but don't have big arms so decide to dirty bulk and not worry about diet at all... And now you're getting to the overweight stage realise you underestimated greatly shredding the fat.

Any tips lads? i wish i would have just stayed shredded :'(

>fucking fake bitch fake fat shaming fake bitch

Rogan
>ooooh Ronda's inside her head, Mike!

How long until Tebow announces his intentions to fight in UFC?

Nah I don't think she's quite Poison.

But she IS a giant muay thai monster who's actually got a heart of gold, just like Sagat!

HYPE

That 205 card is look good. Bunda. Wonderboy. Cerrone. JJKK.

shut up, nerds

Yes and it will push her over the edge to kill herself

>he doesn't like the violence

>Weidman and Jones on the NY UFC promo but not on the card

Actual sagat is unironically more feminine

pemdas

Is that the 205 Main Card confirmed?

Woodley/Thompson headlining? Wtf

JJ/KK is great to have confirmed though. Belal on 205? He just fought a week or two ago

youtube.com/watch?v=pnOWPl-nSI8

>NOT COMFY THREAD

cant we be like Invicta yesterday

>i'm an expert at esoteric math questions designed explicitly to confuse people with no real world application

you should lose all our numbers for sure

Don't be lazy. Or take roids.

YES

someone got the picture of Anderson with his mouth wide open?

Would you sex cyborg?

A shit ton of people were apparently never taught about the left to right part when it comes to the last two.

Wonderful Kookie Princess will Heem the nasty goblin woman!

>Weidman pussying out of fighting Romero

Literally and figuratively shook.

Trinaldo literally looks like a monkey lel

a literal monster vs a qt european, how is this nonsense allowed?

Tebow v Sage

book it

youtube.com/watch?v=WABmxUQitoE
this is the "actual" Sagat

niggas need to stop using this as their entrance music

Wolfram Alpha says it's 9 so you're right

it's not eating everything i see is the problem...

what have i fucking done. And i don't know anyone i can get it off :(

>not sexxing the strongest woman on the planet
>not dominatig her for your gender
you've got to be an idiot to not fuck this woman

HYPE

2000 calories per day

200 grams protein
100 grams carbs
70 grams fat

if you get hungry at night eat air popped popcorn with no salt or butter, a fucking tub of that shit is like 30 calories

>he's not hue
BOOOOOOOOOO
fucking Brazil man

why even look in her direction when you could have Gabi do this to your dick?

It started on r9k and somehow ended up in /box/ and /heem/ threads

and eat some cookies

youtube.com/watch?v=RNu2_Q53_3Y

holy fuck they added JJ and Tate to 205?

COUNT ME IN BOYS THAT DID IT

THAT MADE IT AMAZING

>WHEN JOANNA'S HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS, SHE'S GONNA KNOW IT'S NOT ALL TALK

>basic middle school math
>esoteric

U wot m8

>0 Star power
>thinks he can get a title shot off a loss

wew that beating Rockhold gave really fucked up his brain function

Go be a waifu sperg somewhere else

Tebow would die trying to get to WW m8, he hasn't been under 200 pounds since he was like 16.

I bet Gabi takes 3 huge shits every day

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>order of operations is now high math

"No child left behind" they called it LMAO

Wow, looks like I ran into another post-ironic, millenial shitbag. You know I was kind of interested in you, but you’re obviously too addicted to “weird twitter” and “@dril” posts to type like you have any semblance of logic and reasoning. How about this: learn to actually use the English language like a real human being, and get some sort of personality beyond spouting memes and “reblogging” topical social issues on shitty websites, and maybe, just maybe, I’ll think about talking to you again.

Lad, it's all about being big and strong. Abs are a meme. If you aren't already this big, pic related should be your goal body. Go big or go home imo.

haha

If only Hunt was taller.

smokes, lets go

Karolina confirmed the superior fightfu

>strongest woman on the planet

They don't call Gabi cyborg do they?

>200 grams protein

that's some next level roid fucking right there m8

what the fuck happened to ufc 205?

im trying to do 1200 calories at the moment

3 days in so far and i feel like shit.. thanks for the tip on popcorn gonna get me some.

it has no practical application to real life because who the fuck would write it out like that

it's math-teacher-tier trickery

IF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WAS IN BRAZIL IT'D BE CALLED HUEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

*tips fedora*

Thanks for defending m'lady's honor, I was about to post the same warning my friend.

*teleports away*

spicely webm where

Why isn't Weidman Romero official on 205?

WAR FELDER

What did we think of this album?

I remember I used to be a dude in Tekken that was like straight boxing. He was a tough dude but his punch combos were way better than anything else he had, I forget his name though

THE IRISH DRAGON

Sagat was a giant cunt and later decided to try and make up for it

Isn't Sagat like seven fucking feet tall? That's like Mark Hunt body type with Steven Streuve height.

Real quick, are there any other pokemonesque evolutions in mma?

>Conor - 5'9, ~155lbs, Black tattoo down spine, across shoulder blades, short blonde hair, white skin, UFC champion, spicy striking
>Stipe - 6'4, ~240lbs, Black tattoo down spine, across shoulder blades, short blonde hair, white skin, UFC champion, spicy striking

its fukkin lit senpai

Dean Earwicker

YES! I was just about to post this

anyone have the PePe and Spicely finish webms?

waiting on the english release

>he doesn't know the feeling of sluts coming and touching up his washboard abs.

Being lean is much better than pic related. imo

[sperging intensifies]

Weidman doesn't want to sign the contract

RIP Felder

>liking foreigners that are competing against your countrymen

You were in Tekken?

He made up for it pretty well, got his fucking chest kicked open.

Steve?

1200 calories is pants on head retarded m8

2000 calories allows you to still get plenty of exercise in and drop 3-5 pounds per week without fucking dying.

pls

CMON POTATO DRAGON

2 guys that come to mine. Bryan Fury (the frankensteins monster special forces guy.)
And Bruce Irvin (Black Thai Boxer)

got nothing on the TRUE goat

strawpoll.me/11297105
strawpoll.me/11297105
strawpoll.me/11297105

beat that MONO!

>facebook cow

>200 grams protein
lol you bulking or something bro?

>booing guests
stay classy meathead

who's black grandpa is this? this guy looks old as fook

>straight boxing
Hurr Hurr I mean Steve Fox

dont listen to rap, what was wrong with it?

That guy is pretty strong but his hamstrings are weak as fuck, which is why his back is rounded.

Steve Fox

>Irish Dragon
>from Philadelphia
Smh Americans

BRYAN
FURY

That's the dude. Thanks man. That guy was unreal I used to box people up somethin nasty

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>just fuck my lower back up f4m

>raiden crossed with an azalea trail maid
will never unsee

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this one is exceedingly bad

>Somalian
>from Sweden

Smh Swedes

>where should i put the chains
>right where they hit my dick

Joanna is a qt striking goblin, not an orc

What?

>stop booing my wifes son

Come on Felder

muh picks

BOOO the firstround for them feeling each other out and playing it safe thanks Brasil

Why the fuck is BJ fighting Ricardo Llamas?

How is this going to go any other way other than horribly for him?

>BRYAN
>FURY
that's a good way to fuck up your angle

Why?

why..

not many top guys in that division that it would make sense for tbqh

lamas is the only one really

>all these clowns making fun of world class athletes working out

ever heard of GPP you fucking clowns?

Conor is like a charmander and Stipe is like a charizard

Grazing your nuts with your deadlift is an age old problem

I love the strength and conditioning programs in MMA for giving us these moments.

im gonna up it to 1800 then fuck it i train like a demon anyways

>comes to your "house" because he wants to fight with your friend
>""""""""guest""""""""
Fuck off gringo
:^)

Boys, can my eternal boy Ryan Hall pull off a win over Gray Maynard?

best evil laugh in videogames
youtube.com/watch?v=MPDN4XZJstw

This is how these 2 always fight though.

what is your height/weight?

seeing these webms explain all the prefight injuries we are plagued with

>Weidman
hes fighting yoel on it

damn dude he didn't used to look like that did he?

What the fuck he feels nothing

those injuries are almost always down to sparring

No Joe Rogan fight companion tonight lads?

5ft10 180

Are they building up Cyborg to be in the 135lb division?

I thinks he's too dumb to lose some weight.

fucked up part is it's only 225

the point of chains is to change the power curve so the resistance is different as the bar gets further from the floor

but there are like 100 better ways to train the same concept

dubs confirm

that fast blood

HEEM LEEKY

Make it 1900 and you should lose 10-15 pounds per month if you workout regularly. You will minimize muscle loss as well.

It's just doing nothing. I would presume the reasoning behind it is to build explosiveness/power in the legs...
Why the fuck are you jumping
Just do the normal squat. With some weight on the bar. And sit into the squat properly.
Jesus what a meme exercise

Do you get paid to shill by the hour?

I'd say it's more because grappling is brutal on your body. Anybody that's been wrestling/judo/bjjing for a long time is a mess physically.

She is the real champ
Fucking Ronda was ducking her like the meme she was.

and probably a huge reason why she hasnt been back since Holmes memeed her

135 has passed her and she is a relic

The blue print to beat Ronda is there and Cyborg would meme her faster then she could suck Travis's cuck cock

Nah he's got it figured out I'm sure

quads confirm for MEVMENT

This is boring. i'm going to pornhub to look up softcore fit girl lesbian scenes.

just got home with little caesars. how did i do for $5?

Rogan is tired of carrying Schaub's dead weight and called it off

no he isn't

19-19

20-18 Trinaldo

DAMMIT FELDER MUH PICKS

is this a ... calf raise machine?

man 1200 calories is way too little, im cutting on over 2000cal at 6 foot 170

I'm pretty sure most of these meme exercises aren't actually for strength and conditioning, since at that point in the camp you should already be in good physical shape. It's probably more for neuromuscular efficiency but I'm a casual so idk.

Only for Clinton

Honest question why are there good looking Brazilian girls who fight in MMA, they either look like men or look retard as fuck?

KICK HIM IN THE HEAD

Excellent exercise for joint stability and strengthening.

Is Young Jamie lurking or is he out partying like a normie?

>Wiping away a cut

Brazilians using rapid healing technology

True. I had a physical recently and spent about 15 minutes listing off all the shit that hurts and probably only did like half.

Who /grapple/ here?

felder isn't that good, bad boxing.

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I assume that's an Olympic barbell which weighs 20kgs. That's not an insignificant weight for someone her size.

Definitely no where near as bad as He's risking a bad back injury for nothing.

>Shortly after this Werdum had to pull out of UFC 197 cause of a back injury

Europeans are such colossal faggots.

those $8 wushu shoes are legit as fuck, I have high arches and wide feed though so I can't really wear them

Not bad at all but I hope you work out regularly.

it's mostly snake oil

there's no tried and true "set way" to lift for mma like there is for football so people just throw stuff at the wall and see what sticks

if it doesnt injure or break down the fighter they keep it in the routine, even if it's not actively helping anything

and when you're paying a guy to be your S&C coach you get deluded into thinking "novel" exercises mean he knows what he's doing

How many good looking girls you know in real life have an interest in fighting?

>people on Cred Forums are criticizing the fitness and strength training of professional fighters

not bad for 5 bucks actually it's pretty fucking good for 5 bucks, just had one yesterday.

schaub is busy in hollywood etc and joe couldnt do it w out him

NOW DO THE HARLEM SHAKE

Looks good for such small price.

people are out of town

im gonna trust you, need to lose like 25 lbs and im good.

thx for advice bro

19-19

Felder has to finish cause these judges ain't gonna be kind.

The best compandas are ones without Schaub

Wrestling. Shoulder is gonna be fucked by the time I'm 30.

i missed most of this fight. who's winning?

the hue

The guy you're thinking of is Steve Fox not Bryan Fury

>That's not an insignificant weight for someone her size.

that's why it's dumb for her to jump with it in a bent arms position. she's like 120lbs soaking wet it could probably strain her bicep tendon and her squat jump form is jank anyway

the bar needs to be in close to you, not floating out over your feet so your knees shoot past your toes

it's pure meme. even for conditioning it's dumb because it's risky

I know none,but's that's because I don't train, if I trained I would see some girls who liked fighting for sure

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DOCTOR

the thing is with curson at least is that his techniques have a lineage of effectiveness with marinovich. so maybe there is something to it. and his fighters have looked better physically since training with him.

that cut is bleeding fast

HEEM LEAKY

eye pokes should be automatic loss of point

It is all over

And so are my picks

potato's getting mashed

huerefs always float 1 foreigner a win

WE INVICTA NOW

>2 Cut stops in 2 days

fuck me

Holy shit that cut

Elbows.

29 here

Had labral repair on left shoulder few years ago. Left AC joint has hurt for over a month from a weird landing while doing takedowns. Have had pain around scapula in right shoulder for a few years.

>cheering a stoppage

Brazil should be ashamed of itself

>incoming elbow ban

fugggg

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HEEM LEAKY STOPPY

Fug dat was a rough cut, blood everywhere, even on the niggers back

Hopefully the underdogs win the rest of the fights

Nah man, it was Bryan.

He used to look like a combination of Stipe and Sephiroth though

Felder is a bum.

That $20 fill up meal looks great for next time i get 8 or 10 of my buddies together to order a UFC pay per view

TIME FOR BIG FAT VS BIG FOOT

kek

Maybe I should just start throwing meme names and say I meant someone else

webm bro do you have the cut?

Just axe the fucking poland meme piece of shit.

We down to fucking 1.

Did I just see Amy 'my vagina' Schumer and Seth 'Cuck Deluxe' Rogen do a bud light commercial?

Was this commercial made by any other beer company to slander Bud Light?

Its a win.

>irish fighter is the beggar?
Could go either way, both poor countries

Trinaldo should fight Barboza next 2bh.

inc heem

Oh fuck yes.

Guys get your burger pics ready.

I fucking hate your country cause the food is so much cheaper there and these ads just draw attention to it ;-;

5 seconds before the 3rd round 2.5 minutes Mark? UFC is fixed

Remind me to never watch another Brazilian card.

Big Cunt or Big Foot lads?

shheeeeit, nigga

Did you separate it? That happened to me and now I get pain whenever I shoot in on a high crotch and get caught under a sprawl with my arms out. Today I wrestled a grinder and by the end, whenever I would fight for an underhook and my opponent would overhook that arm then my shoulder would just sear with pain.

is that man a chimp who can talk like a human=>?>>?>?>?

it's fucking amazing

Yeah, Grover was giving Jones a good fight until he got poked. Then he got poked like five more times. Lost all his momentum.

Dom Cruz is an amazing colour commentator.

Trinaldo is such a simple man, I like him.

Don't watch another Brazilian card.

This guy seems pretty cool tbqh

i'm down for this

>you will never fuck your heavy bag

why even live bros

Anyone else mute it when some none english speaking dipshit doesn't stop? seriously fuck off with your primitive language you useless hue faggot cunt.

>cheering for a cut stoppage

This attitude is why your country is a shithole even compared to the other shithole south american countries.

>no underprivileged kid is gonna train at this gym

what a fucking asshole

Is this the power of the Brazilian fighter??

fuck

i true fight fan - no goof here

The best. I thought Brian Stann was good, but Dom's making him look like Rogan at this point

Wtf is Massaranduba saying. Fuck, those hits on his head took a toll already.

BURGER VS (((whatever brazilia eats)))

literally both
I guess trinaldo

he has a jon jones body pillow doesnt he

Is he running for office?

Holy shit.

who's the fattest fuck in this thread?

5ft8 170bs here

Reveal yourself.

RIP your O2.5 bet

obreegado

kek

Crickets and dirt

Its still a win.

Feijoada.

BBQ

>ufc fixes fights
>for prop bets that you can't even put more than a few hundred dollars on

which one of you did this

6'3" 100kg

bigfoot looking handsome af with that haircut and beard

he legit looks like a human being

You say this as if whatever language you aussies speak can be classified as English.

He said no underprivileged kid will pay to train there.

I'm actually convinced he has one of the biggest hearts in the UFC

Just BJJ, white belt as fuck. I'd do wrestling, but it's not nearly as big up here. We do a bit of stand-up wrestling in BJJ, but not enough I think.

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such a professional man

well fuck him. DQ'd. We are down to Canadian Abbo.

Eye pokes are legitimately part of Jone's strategy. They advantages completely outweigh the disadvantages because he knows he can do it at least once or twice without losing any points. It's one reason I don't like him.

POST YOUR WALKOUT SONG

youtube.com/results?search_query=metallica for whom the bell tolls

He actually seems like a good guy, you are the one sounding like a cunt

Felder vs Lando Banana anyone?

Brigadeiro

grasshoppers and maize

Sage been working on his trash talk I see

IT'S ALL ON YOU CANADA

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here's a massive upgrade for you from Trianon, in Napoli.

you're fucking welcome

don't hate the player hate the game

Anyone else hear the UH VAI MORER chanting? Brazil is so shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=WFTB9uA5lrg

Don't think I serperated it. No idea though, will see a doctor if it doesn't improve soon.

It's sore to the touch and I feel pressure on it if I put my hand high over my head or reach straight behind me.

beard looks better ay

youtube.com/watch?v=EWcOY14GWwM

Savage, how can Gall recover?

youtube.com/watch?v=FzOm__cQyLY

wow someone has deep seeded issues

buceta

America has the best BBQ

Then it's Mongolia, then Korea, then Morocco, then Egypt, then Syria then the rest of the world

Stream took a shit

I like the leafs chances desu

I kinda hate how some people went with this and not with Sage saying Mickey's only fought a couple dads rather than serious fighters.

>busy in hollywood
code for...

nothing lol

he genuinely gave him hair style tips

My stream is bugging out, anyone have a good one to post?

Why would someone post their height in feet and inches and their weight in kgs?

>fatass
Could be either fighter. DQ canada. No one wins.

SHOOK

>he actually has a Jones heavy bag
I thought that was just a meme

Tebow and northcutt seem like they would be best friends

youtu.be/3JWTaaS7LdU

Have you checked with your local cable television provider?

Is this not free on TV in America?

Sage is a nice guy for giving style tips out.

Brain rehab clinic

DC is a meme and we love him

kek
>America has the best BBQ
My sides.

It's seems pretty atmospheric. Like "we will rock you."

ONLY ONE OF US WALKS AWAY

Or alternatively if I could get that Ex Deo song to play at the "I, Cladius, am God made of flesh." that always pumps me up when I'm lifting desu senpai.

How can anyone hate Sage?

bigfart vs dadbod country is such a meme fight

Rate this burger my gf made for me other night. Do you think Roy likes a fried egg on his burger?

youtube.com/watch?v=6h7ap-F1tTI

why would you care enough to ask?
pull your fucking head in.

if you dont mind shit quality cricfree.sx/watch/live/ufc-fight-pass-live-streaming

Nah nigga i'd rather spend $5.39 and have a good enough pizza, as opposed to spending $18.78 and an average pizza and feel robbed

Lina Lansberg is fit af

Dominick Cruz is a psychopath

I can't wait to see Sage boot Gall outta the ufc, hopefully he'll be forgotten quick when Sage heems him

Some poor people dont have fox sports 1. Unless this guy is a turbo nerd that has to watch ufc hiding from his parents

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that's adorable - don't make me love this lil' guy, cuz it's going to kill me when the ped's give him heart disease or his liver fails

pepper that shit nigga

Sort of, but it's on one of the channels you usually have to pay a deal more for.

I just use my neighbors cable account and stream it from Fox sports go.

>runny egg

runny eggs are the worst for burgers. Shit gets everywhere.

>FEDOR MENTIONED

A psychopath would hurt people if they had the opportunity.

He doesn't.

I appreciate it man, thank you

both 1-4 in their last 5

bigfoot constantly gets ko'd while hunto is the only one who can get past cunto's beard. either a boring decision or bigfoot goes to sleep early

TIME FOR BIG COUNTRY BIG OVERHAND RIGHT LADS

GET HEEMED

GET FUCKING HEEMED

schaub getting donkey dicked

>Defeated Brendan SCHAUB

top fucking kek

Schaub getting BTFO'd

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I agree. You can tell he works very hard. I hope he keeps doing this.

This card wasn't as bad as expected
Not great but we're at the comain already

well obviously... she's a pro athlete..

LOL Based Dom bringing up Schaub getting slept

WOO SOUTHERN PRIDE LET'S GO BIG COUNTRY

>huezil
>BBQ

Maybe argentina can step to us but you beans and sausage eating favela dwellers can go home

>SCHAUB

>schaub mentioned
>they're talking about him getting BTFO on TUF
lmao

lel i left the stream and came back and saw Roy's hand raised and thought he had won

...

not quite there my britbong friend, dont forget Barao vs literally who

Some of the big MMA gyms will help you learn what you need for BJJ/MMA but it's not the same as wrestling out of a good school here

I see what you're saying bro, but this is probably only ~ $10-12USD.
But you'd have to get to Italy, they don't deliver. :(

why do people eat cold chips with a meal :/

Do you have trouble putting on a shirt? (Not a fat joke)

This must be a ruse.

Oh shit I genuinely forgot

>he hasn't had authentic American BBQ
Come to the US and I'll show you some good tasting shit

Why does everyone hate Anik? He's better commentator than Stann

Roy Nelson is 40? wtf

he was training pro fighters as a jiu jitsu coach years before even going on TUF

Bigfoot rockin' the depression beard. He really should have retired, I got a feeling his chin's about to get vaporized.

>kung fu fighter

gets me everytime