OFFICIAL UFC FIGHT NIGHT 95: CYBORG VS LANSBERG THREAD #4 BEARD COUNTRY VS BEARDFOOT EDITION

25 years old and I've never kissed a girl, anyone else?

i don't know who these people are but i'm geting an /asp/ vibe so

BIG COUNTRY TIME LADS

10/10

Thank you kind user, I hope you live a long life

LET'S GO SOUTHERNERS

NO MATTER WHAT FUCKING COUNTRY YOU LIVE IN, IF YOU ARE FROM THE SOUTH OF THAT COUNTRY YOU ARE OBLIGED TO CHEER FOR BIG COUNTRY

LET'S GET ER' DONE

The Sword Collectors

Roy by flying armbar

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TIME FOR BIG FAT VS BIG FOOT

>It's a deleted arteries vs deleted chin episode

>not having Roy 'Big Country' Nelson as your boy

ishygddt

>all of nelson's clips were from fights he lost

>Only time Schaub gets mentioned is when he's getting KO'd

Kek

roy has good cardio

his arteries are probably fine

IN A BIG COUNTRY
DREAMS STAY WITH YOU

Kenny Omega vs Haruka 2 confirmed for next Rizin card

THE SOUTH GONNA RISE AGAIN

>cheering for a stoppage

>tfw you hear about Roy being great at BJJ but he is too fat to do it nowadays

2 clowns, a manwhore, and a drunk guy who's not sure whats going on

Dom cruz sounds like such a god damn nerd.

Why are girls so pretty?

you look 45 bro, please don't bully the cookie princess

BIG DAPPER

Fit as in hot

Did you watch Nelson vs Lewis? That shit was boring AF, felt like it dragged on for ages.

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They wear lots of make up and their vaginas are DISGUSTING.

Do not be fooled my friend.

THIS PROGRAMME CONTAINS ______

What will Roy's ranking be after he heems Silva in the 1st?

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Roy is our Ambassador. Do it for America, Roy!

we chill now. post your chill song

youtube.com/watch?v=w4bhKB1E6iY

The Elite and Ring of Honor Champion Adam Cole

Surprised no one has slowed this down and just made awebm of her taking that coat off.

Being fat actually makes you better at BJJ. He's probably better than ever.

no make us ache for them

>their vaginas are DISGUSTING.

is there a tony kornheiser FAGGOT meme around

bigfoot finally covering that 5-head

B I G

these are some big guys

english acestream anyone?

OFFICIAL BIG SOUTH THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=drEGR-H92EU

What is the probability that these two will cause the 3rd impact?

shouts out to crazyeyes

>bigfoot at the weight limit

what an absolute fat cunt

Would you rather take a clean punch from Cyborg or use the toilet after Roy took a shit in it?

Erick Silva grew up

How does Bigfoot have such a flat chest at 265 pounds?

>a kung fu fighter
Kek

Is Bigfoot the biggest hipster alive?

i was just pulling your chain mate

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best i got

youtube.com/watch?v=9qhchE6rEZE

>PUNISHED BIGFOOT

\o/

>a kung fu fighter
gets me everytime

>so poor you gotta buy the off-brand

UFC plz i need a house

>A KUNG FU FIGHTER
lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=wYwb-O27qv0

how long after roy

They should let Bigfoot take TRT again, it's a crime that they don't
he looks cool with the beard and hair btw

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG KUNTRI

he's right though, vaginas are disgusting. what kinda shit needs to be ph balanced. An hour after showering, a vagina already starts smelling bad.

BIGFOOT = HANDSOME SQUIDWARD

plus he's one of the only guys with a legit medical need for it because of his gigantism fuckin up his hormones

i am laughing way too hard to answer

christ if this goes all 3 ill kill myself

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my heart

this

Roy should've finished this

>tfw made it just in time to watch cuckfoot get heemed

Roy Nelson reminds of me Zach Galifankis

Is Hangover 2 any good?

>HW """""""""""""""""fights"""""""""""" past the 1st round

It was supposed to be already over.

Econobigfoot is cruising.

immediately after

>big country actually throwing strikes other than the over hand right

No neither is the third one

kinda surprised silva's chin has held up. He's gotten hit a few times.

literally the same as Hangover 1.

>kike humor
No.

Mediocre, the third one is straight out bad.

Feel bad for Bigfoot.

I wish he won this fight and he retired afterwards.

Nobody who beat the shit out of Overeem deserves such an inglorious end to a career.

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>this went to the 2nd round

WEW

maybe emo bigfoot got this

Econosilva will go on a 5 fight winning streak

>Big Country
>Bigfoot
>Big John

Hehe

BIGFOOT GOT OUTTA THE FIRST ROUND

I AM PROUD OF HIM

I'd say 10-9 Nelson but bloody hell we've had some close rounds tonight

>Bigfoot boo'd by brasilia crowd

GASSED

does bigfoot have a brother named littlefoot like the nogiera bros?

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I think they gave Roy Nelson his black belt because they didn't want to grapple with the fatty anymore.

>user you better be ready to spar with me after the fights are over!

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you have ten seconds to think of any sequel that is better than the original

are all these guys named silva related or is it just a very common surname in hueland

He grew a beard, that's +15 bonus to your chin stat.

odd but true

FOR YOU

they're big guys

It's 10-9 Silva

Bigfoot makes a superb hipster.
Just needs suspenders and a fixie.

COME ON ROY!!!

Is it just me, or can you actually see abs on Nelson?

what the fuck?

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Aliens. T2.

Aliens
Terminator 2
Godfather 2

Empire Strikes Back.

Terminator 2

This is a bar fight.

thumbnail makes that comforter look like a massive gut

was so confused

I am ready buttercup

I wouldn't say Aliens is better than Alien, one is a haunted house movie the other is a war film. I like both of them equally and they are very different.

I would also like to add that sports are wonderful.

how he literally did nothing other than stand around looking handsome

>silva made it to the 2nd round

Roy is finished isnt he

source??!?!?!

like harold and kumar first two are good third is shit

years of sexual selection where neotenous traits were selected

Bigfoot was saying he was going to invite Roy for a BBQ, I guess Roy really doesn't want to miss it.

>implying that's not enough

Big Foot will win by DEC

YOU'RE SOME BIG GUYS

OCEAN'S TWELVE BY A SMALL MARGIN (it has the meme dance with the lazers and a relatively smart plot overall, which makes it better than the first one, which was a remake of the original Eleven with Sinatra and the Rat Pack)

DO IT GIMLI!! DONT LET THE HARADRIM BEAT YOU

Why have there been so many groin strikes tonight?

Spider-Man 2

He landed body kicks, leg kicks and some right hooks. Plus this is Brazil.

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Well it's not like people just fuck off once they get a black belt. But yeah, grappling with a fat dude is rough. Somebody so big you can't even close your guard on them? It's a bad time. Roy or Bigfoot could tap people just by getting them in side control.

That's a big foot to the nuts

No you're wrong - literally god mode them that way from the beginning

roy is so fuckin predictable

DUDE

>roy nelson
>gladiator
>more like "glad he ate her"

BIGFOOT ROCKED

Lol

fuck

HEEM

ded?

HEEEEEEEEEEEM

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BIG MEME

based

please retire big foot

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

That was sad.

FUCKING COUNTRY BOYYYYYYS

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>Aliens better than Alien

Heem yourselves immediately, pleb as fuck.

BIG JOHN BIG COUNTRY SUPERFIGHT WHEN

AND ITS ALL OVER ROY NELSON WINS

anyone got link to any stream pls

I would Heem that slut to next sunday

HE KICKED BIG JOHN

MADMAN

why is he mad

>Kicking BJM

Nelson is a dick, didn't know he was that big of a dick but he's a dick

HAHAHA NELSON BOOTING BIG JOHN

HEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>BRAZIL

B I G
I
G

HEEM

DESTROYED NIGGA

HEEM

jebus john. Is he off his game tonight?

Bigfoot should go to Bellator or Rizin so he can get back on the TRT and get his chin back

DID HE JUST KICK BIG JOHN IN HIS BUM?

BIG FUCKING COUNTRY

USA USA USA

NELSON KICKS BIG JOHN

cricfree.sx/watch/live/ufc-fight-pass-live-streaming

webm of him kicking big john ?

Nelson BTFO Big John so fucking nice

godfag detected

BASED ROY DOES IT AGAIN

>aliens
Wrong
>T2
Correct
>Godfather 2
Wrong, they're equal

please add this and glover to the brasil.webm

OMH THE MEMEY

Did he just front kick big John? Suspension incoming?

i think he's friends with bigfoot and didnt want to have to keep heeming him

was pissed big john stopped it so late

twitter.com/danawhite/status/779891097757626369

SHADES OF WERDUM

>Bigfart gets tooted

Because BigFoot was ded and John didn't stop.

WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR PORTAL??!

He is mad because mc donald is closed

GO BIG

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The Maple Abo still in it lads.

it wasn't on camera really. just had Roy walking away after.

agreed, the music during the lasers was HyPe

Roy Nelson or Phil Kessel....who is the better example of a true American hero?

I don't know about that, but he doesn't like Big John. Before this fight he called him a retard

>Wrong
Wrong
>Correct
Correct
>Wrong, they're equal
Wrong

That glass chin had to give way sooner or later

>State of Big John

KEK BASED BIG COUNTRY

>BJM stopped the fight late
Nelson doesn't want to give his Bro bigfoot Brain damage

Based nelson

dana doesnt like roy

he is lucky if he doesnt get cut

>nelson being lazy and koing him earlier
ripip my 100 dollarydoos

Seriously though, what is Dana going to do about that?

Webm of Big Country Big Kicking Big John please.

It was a late as fuck stoppage. I agree with Roy.

>Jon Jones and Conor McGregor in the UFC 205 promos
>mfw neither of them are actually on the card

Werdum is such a goof.

Phil Kessel 100%

big uppercut

moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot

That stoppage wasn't even bad, on first look I thought it actually seemed a bit early and Bigfoot was in it

wew

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>BIGFOOT

why did he kick him? was he mad that stoppage was late and he had to keep hitting his friend?

Agreed.

>puts me right back at the top

Wow didn't see that one coming....

Cheers mate

Who /Watching Empire Strikes Back/ on TNT during the commercials here?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

HOW IS ANIK KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE

>people throwing flying kicks out of the gate
>kicking people after the fight
Werdum changed the fight game

>3 fight win streak

Uhhh, did he not fight Lewis and lose? What am I watching?

Man I hope they fine and punish Nelson hard

boys

that is fuckin gnarly lol

That's not that one chick who's cauliflower ear exploded during a match and it was only half hanging on where another good punch would have taken her ear clean off.

typical heavyweight win, scratch that typical heavyweight win against bigfoot.

What did he mean by this?

Roy needs to leave the ufc, get roided up and start beating cans somewhere else.

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

>Roy is the only foreigner applauded

>calling out Stipe after ko'ing a bum

never change Roy

Then don't hit him you fat fuck.

yep

Big Roy not wanting to hurt his friend, what a fucking guy.

typical n*****

that's exactly why

I think what he's saying is

"black people and white people aren't treated the same"

That's my fitefu. Do not steal.

Roy seems like a nice enough guy

He doesn't like Big John anyway and yeah

Kicking a referee when you're a big heavyweight with an iron chin just seems like a dick move

kek

everyone love Roy. How can you not? Theres no one else like him

He also thinks BJM is retarded.

Which he kinda is.

BRUTAL

>almost a three fight win streak

Wasn't a kick, just a touch.

Who?

Holy shit Roy's wife is pretty hot

these niggers man...
That angela bitch
woodley
and now johnson...

I can't wait for day of the rope.

is that close to a bolo punch?

doesnt seem like your typical upper cut

big fooot ded

Thomas Lelmeida

Retard, the point is he shouldn't have to because the ref shouldn't be retarded

What did Johnson do? I watched but can't remember anything too confrontational.

Didnt he just act like a dick after the fight? Its not the same thing at all.

>attacking the ref
>losing all of your money you just earned
what a dumb shit

Shaub will fight tonight?

Roys girl pulled away

thi is some fat privilege roy is using

But I do love him.

What's he got against Big John?

What kind of fucking casual are you?

>mad someone isn't stopping the fight so you have to keep punching your bro
>same as being a disrespectful dick to a guy you knocked out

even brazilians like roy nelson

> BIG foot vs BIG country, reffed by BIG john.

WORST. CROWD. EVER.

The Fuck Brasil?

Michael Bisping

is going to punch Dan Henderson

180 times

Anyone talking shit about Roy is not a southerner and isn't welcome to my BBQ

>YFW THIS HAPPENS AGAIN

>black ppl be like this
>white ppl be like this

Why was Nelson mad again?

also
>the main event is a women's fight
ripip

the fat guy hot wife dynamic isn't something you only see in sitcoms user

go check out kevin owens' wife

I don't know, he didn't like the standups in the Lewis fight and took issue with those, there must be more there too

BIgfoot wasn't out immediately you dumb fuck.

Awesome.

what's the story?

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H Y P E
Y
P
E

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>cyborg
>man

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>reffed by Big John

False. Big Country was ref and called the stop to that fight. Big John fucked up.

nice quads

dana doesnt care as much anymore
hes paid
even shaub said that fighters are finding it easier to deal with dana

Don't ever quote me again you filthy fucking cuckold, you disgust me.

lel, anyone have a webm of Roy's own (((wife))) recoiling from him?

Is this the first time in UFC a fighter has touched a ref?

I wonder how long they will suspend him

Only because they hate Bigfoot.

thanks broseph

It's like 6am in the morning over there, cut them some slack.

F

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Why don't you tell me what you REALLY think

poor roy, she is only with him for the money.

Ido was out of weed and that fat ass smoked all his roaches

MMA fighter from NJ meats out cause someone touched his dildo or something

>And registered nurse

What relevance does this hold, Goldie?

bantz!

>midnight

>co-main hasn't walked out yet

DAAAAAAAAAAAAY

NUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH

what?

question: anyone actually a roy nelson fan or is he just a fat meme to you?

F

He was out after the second strike on the ground
Took 3 unnecessary shots due to BJM

Get roided up in Bellator (they have bum hws) or Rizin and crush cans, for old times sake

was he screaming
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
i had no sound on

Lads, just finished cooking up some BBQ corned beef. I'm not sharing btw.

What the fuck happened to Barao?

why do you say moot?

>they hate Bigfoot.
wut. They chanted his name throughout all the fight.

tbf he's not trying to hurt him that bad

He's his own cut man

Its 1am actually.
If brazilians dont win, they dont cheer.

I'm a cagey country boy, I support the south

i was a fan when he was knocking people out, its a long time since then also knocking out bigfoot does not count.

Can't wait for that geriatric fuck to get perma-heemed. Screen cap this post for when Bisping retains the title.

After the last fight Im a bigger fan of DA BLACK BEAST tbqh

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rematch with mark hunt when ?

have two people ever heemed each other at the same time?

Someone refused to practice mewvment in front of Ido Portal

>google
time in Brazil

I'll always watch a Roy Nelson fight. I don't give a shit about his record. The guy either KO's fools or takes a hell of a beating.

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who here /hates/ playboy translator?

They cheered Roy tho. Which proves that Brazilians know how to recognize the good guys.

I have a new least favourite fighter. Roy Nelson.

Wasn't even a late stoppage, bigfoot was holding his head up, he was merely dazed.

And that shit Roy pulled in the Derrick Lewis fight was lame.

RENAN BARAO RAO RAO RAO RAO

what time does rizin start ?

Yeah, women don't really care much what a guy looks like. They're less shallow than guys. It's more about how you carry yourself. A confident fat guy is still desirable to women, but nobody wants to fuck a woman looking like Lena Durham.

SPICELY WEBM WHERE

DOM CRUZ

we wwe now

is cinnamon toast crunch elite?

BLACK BEAZT IN THIS HOE
SHIEEEEEEEEEET
IT IZ WOT IT IZ

what the fuck is this heem meme

someone explain.

satanic trips confirms

Hunto hates white cunts
Don't think we'll be seeing him for a long time, if ever again

>gus vs nog
gus is a pussy now

MAULER GONNA MAUL

>Nog

Why

The last two he landed shouldn't have had to happen. Big Foot literally wasn't defending. Come on Big John get it together.

Brazilian fans are the most backwards monkey fans ever, you won't find any worse.

lil nog vs gus?

What in the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

RIP Nog.

he heemed Schlob

he has a permenant heem pass

Thats what i was saying earlier

>Cruz P4P best commentator

So blacks pissed, basically

ffs Gus what are you doing

SPICELY WEBM WHERE AT

THE DOM CRUZPATH

>GUS VS. NOG

wew

hahahahahah

What's the punishment for attacking a referee like Nelson? Suspension?

here you go, newfriend
as far as mental problems go Gilbert Yvel is the GOAT
KO'd Gary fucking Goodridge BEFORE the match started, for example.

When's dom gonna fight again?

no matter what you look like there's someone into that

They were chanting "Bigfoot eat shit!"

main card at 2am eastern

Mind if I save this pic?

Homo Erotic Eel Massage

An ancient Japanese traditional massage technique to induce intense feelings of relaxation, hence the popular saying of "HEEM sleepy"

it stands for
Hello
Enjoy
Epic
Memes

not even close to oreo o's

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>merely dazed

it's a combination of "he" and "emergency". as in, he's hurt, get him to an emergency room.

>WOW GUS VS NOG

this was in the OP template for weeks you goofs

>Gus vs. Nog

Luckily Lil Nog isn't an African American

hes hurt

RENAN BARAO = JUST

homo
erotic
engaging
males

no go ahead

Bigfoot kinda pulled guard when he fell but after the 1st ground and pound the rest was unnecessary

You just dont let hw GnP

Like Nelson did*

TIME FOR MONKEY

name 1 person who looks more pathetic when getting finished

Stop hating, we have feelings.

>I look exactly like Cruz

2bh Gus was getting out-struck by Black-hoe-witch so you never know.

Jason high got canned cause he shoved a ref iirc.

fuck I thought that fight was tonight.. I wanted to see revenge

lol even Dom forgot that Gus is #2

THIS IS THE CARD THAT NEVER ENDS

I'm a fan of his but the meme appeal is part of it. I don't expect much of anything from most heavyweights, if he can reliably score knockouts and eat shit and carry on then I like him. Also he's just this bizarre, happy fatso that looks like southern truck driver and calls himself a kung fu fighter. He's like the one guy from Bloodsport or similar movies.

Is this the guy that was on tuf ages ago and they called him the next anderson silva?

please someone post webm of Nelson's wife rejecting his ass

he was falling out on purpose to submit roy.

u

Errr...no?

there was a worldstar video where some spic got knocked out and someone edited a sparkly heem sleep over it, thus heem was born. now give me an upvote for the real answer

Barao vs Aldo when? That's what I want to see

congratz on being white, continue to slay the brown brazilian puss, just remember to have white kids and further the cause brother,

It's like when you take a thing and then you buy stuff and then heem you know?

Fucking non-PPV fights and their goddamn ads dragging this shit on for hours

literally no one

What's with the 7/10 ring girls for this card?

Yeah. Same guy that fainted, iirc

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FACT: FILIPINOS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL RACE AT KARAOKE

he's cool he talks fast as fuck tho and never shuts up

There's no commission in Brazil, so it will be up the UFC, who probably won't do anything.

We are a fine and pacific people. Instead of killing inocents abroad we boo in sports. In my view the backward monkey is you.

Can I succ your peen?

whats next for me buddies?

big foot vs schaub?

The worldstar video answer is the real one

she's 84 there's no fucking way she's 84

I chuckled

Your cock belongs to trannies now

Based fight pass

WADDYA WAN ME TO DO QUIT MY JOB JOANNE?

Watching MMA makes you gay.

IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND

Nigga what? Have you actually seen the big tits brunette? She is a qt unironically.

Did you do proper movement training?

TIMMY!

loose vagina bro, just get a better girl

Fighting Japs or Bellator

all the porn, also fapping to much

how old are you

Anxiety

This. Why is this shit so long? A lot of the times, I regret watching the shittier cards. Like I really spent three hours on Saturday night watching this shit? Do they really need a 45 minute break between each fucking fight? Can't they play some bloopers or something if it ends early? Fuck.

>5am
dedication

got those sexual jitters

funny thing is the more you worry about it the worst it is

be happy you are plowing and stop thinking you have anything 2 prove to her, she's already letting you bang her

Too much port and whacking it.
You're fucked up psychologically.

Bigfoot should just retire and get a coaching job at an american gym to pay for his TRT he needs to live

what actually is the story that looks like a kid desu

ty based meme historian

Just started watching at the start of the beard fight. Did I miss anything spicy from the earlier fights?

>32 straight wins over 9 years
>struggle to make 35
>get dominated by TJ twice
>move up to 45
>handled by stephens

fake country, fake nationality. mongrel people who cannot into economy, infrastructure, or productive culture. the world would be better off if every brazilian was teleported onto the surface of the sun.

25

>>>/firstgrade/

i like him, but I wish he respected himself, his body, his career, and his fans a bit more.
He doesn't have to be fat.
I like how he flaunts it (because I can't stand Dana and I know it pisses him off) but it's terrible for his health, especially at that height.
His poor heart, skeleton, everything.

This is so fucking lopsided on paper. I hope Nover wins.

Bit late now

rizin or bellator

you've assimilated

>lost to bath tub

cant believe they made this fight

Guys I want to defend myself on the streets, which martial art should I take up?

Heem
Every
Existing
Manlet

A MUNSTER

M
U
N
S
T
E
R

*porn

this to be quite honest

It's non-PPV so they pack in ads

Who is next in line for the Goobweight title shot?

Too much mangrip in your life nomsayin

alpha brain

Stop jerking off 12 times a day

>literally who manlet comain
>wmma irrelevant squash match is main event
dana sucks cocks

Flip here. Can confirm.

more for it he gets the chance again, cuz it will be in his head even more now if he lets it

me.

If Big Country had a meaner face he'd make a good Menelaus. I can't picture him as a bad guy though.

brazil BTFO

Archery.

Literally a porn addict: the post

what yall snacking on/drinking?

trying to lose weight and these cards are boring me

Gives people hope

>being a tits guy

conor vs dee in bed

you just KNOW

grin man

track and field

Were you wearing a condom?

I can't stay hard sometimes with a condom.

As if it were ever possible to hide you were a casual 203'er.

>squash match
>match

YOU GOT SHOOK NY HOW SMALL YOUR PING IS IN HER VAYJAY

Everyone is fucking with you, what really happened.
>Fat dude and the bro were roommates
>Fat dude stops paying his half of the rent, so the bro naturally kicks him out
>On a night of partying fat dude goes back to the old apartment and falls asleep
>The bro finds him and tells him to leave but fat dude is too drunk to leave
>The bro losses his patient and wails on him

a cup of cheeki camomile tea to be honest

cruz is awesome as hell

>Barao goes 9 years unbeaten
>BTFO everyone
>suddenly falls off a cliff and has looked like shit his past 4(this one included) fights

wtf happened? can't blame this on USADA.

>tfw that model was 16 when that pic was taken

did tj take barao's soul like robbie did to rory?

>renan barao is fighting
>no one even cares

how the mighty have fallen

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countin carbs here too famalam

Dana a bitch
treating his athletes like shit cost him GSP, Brock, and Rory (and probably others).
I'd LOVE to see Woodley and Conor walk.

FUCK YOU HAVE A STOMACH OF STEEL MY MAN

Stop watching porn period

bjj dont listen to anything else

A pocket knife. Striking arts will destroy your brain and delete your chin. Grappling arts will fuck up your knees, shoulder, neck, and back.

barao looks like a little monkey

barao looks pretty good so far. nice crisp straight punches.

It's a joke nigga that pic is posted constantly

>getting triggered by phrases that are true
>being a zuffashill on a korean dog eating forum for free

why does barao have a tattoo of Dwight K Schrute on his chest?

Baraum literally a prelim fighter, he's so bad

>Australianpeopletwitter
vs
>Americanpeopletwitter

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

kek

>yfw Dana called Nover the next GSP/Anderson Silva

Barao better not lose to this mediocre shitstain.

It's his reminder to work hard, stay true to his family, and always try to move up in the world. Great tattoo tbqh

>Being a mandrama casual

booooooo

I can't stand manlet weight classes. FUCK I'M FADING LADS.

sprinting

drunk and sober

looks like his best skill was cutting to 135

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Nover 10-9 but close round

>Econobigfoot
kek

People are too quick to belittle Brazilians, specially when we are talking about sport etiquette, but they forget that what their own country do is actually far worse and barbarous than harmless booing or football chants. I do understand why the butthurt from you three, it hurts when people throw the truth on your face.

oh shit thats Tremors lol gotta watch those again

kek

top-tier copypasta there m8

#IstandwithBrazil

can we have all cards called by dom and the brits?

I'd like a joe and dom combo.

lol you seem to think that anyone here thinks killing brown people is a bad thing

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i know, hardy and dom are comfy

I want to make a joke at your expense, but to tell teh truth, all that happened was you were nervous or thinking too much.
One big mistake newbs make is to be concerned with her orgasm, etc.
If you don't give a fuck about that, it'll be better for both of you.
MFW you need to let her go after hers, and you go after yours -- that what she wants, and it should be what you want.
Don't nu-male yourself out of a good time, bro.

Holy shit Cruz is so on point

What's legal for carry there? 3" folders are the max you can conceal here but you can open carry a broad sword if you want.

YOUR COPS LITERALLY HUNT DOWN AND MURDER HOMELESS CHILDREN.

the USA trys to make the world a better place, whether in the interests of big business or not.

hard to compare the two -- also you had the chance to build hospitals and universities but instead your hosted sporting events for international tourists. lol
Bra7i1 will you ever learn?

a featherweight practically gassing in three rounds!

what a crazy world.

To be fair those children would put a knife into your back and steal all your money.

>a fucking leaf

carry a weapon of any sort is illegal

we don't Wild West here, bro; but luckily we don't need to.
Don't get me wrong, I love the USA and I've lived there, but we have different cultures. You guys love your guns, and I'm for you all having them. Canada is different and to actually need a weapon anywhere in Canada, you have to be out actively looking for trouble.

so shoot them then, not while they're sleeping on the steps of a church.

a fucking globe with graffiti

this is my first live cyborg fight, I'm hyped!

Chill Michael Moore, just asking a question about weapon laws.

Cyborg should have to take a 10lb weight disadvantage. This Swedish girl is going to get crushed.

will be impressed if this chick lasts a round

not holding my breath