/heem/: big boy USADA edition

show Lias face please

What's Cyborg's cycle lads?

I'm looking to build some mass.

Cyborg vs Rousey, or Cyborg vs Nunes?

Cyborg vs DJ when?

How long till Rizin then? and stream where?

Here's some news for ya, Rizin starts in 50 minutes and is being livestreamed for free

lmao look at the flow on that dude

Who /hot shirtless men/ here?

BORGED

Pepe looked good.

Thought Lima would actually hit her

>Mandrama OP

Reaching new lows /heem/

cyborg vs schaub
meltzer vs punk

post picks

Wait
Is Lina just a masochist? She expressed how much she enjoyed this, did she just get off on being humiliated in front of thousands of hues?

Was her whole plan to get paid for some experimental BDSM, nut on the canvas, and lose an eye?

What the fuck is happening in my sport...

Cyborg v McGoober

>A Swede hitting a minority

Lad you've had too much to drink tonight.

what the fuck? seriously? who is fighting?

*revs up sperg*

At this point only Megan Anderson can stop Cyborg

They should make this happen already.I dont want to see other qts getting manhandled

youtube.com/watch?v=z26KIkZCpRg

Post fight scrums are live

sherdog.com/events/Rizin-2-Rizin-Fighting-World-Grand-Prix-2016-Opening-Round-53681
It's being streamed on some site called eversport.tv

So...

Is anyone else here disturbed by the fact that the Brazilian fans cheered for Cyborg mauling an actual woman?

Cro cop
bloodyelbow.com/2016/9/24/13040072/free-live-stream-rizin-ff-fedor-tokyo-mma

>is being livestreamed for free
Where?!

link please

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

Cyborg
Big Dick Dave Meltzer

>masochist
yes

>your sport
no

to what?

Just bleed

THIS GURL

...

Alright cunts I'm off to bed, next time a bitch gets BORGED I'll be with you. See you next card!

Good to see those four minorities enjoying mma

>State of this manlet

>disturbed
no

>aroused
yes

>I enjoyed getting heemed, t-thank y-you
Thats the kinda of attitude that gets you raped

lol what kind of cheap ass promotion is this

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>obvious and proven roider crushes another undersized can at a catch weight again

why does the UFC let this bitch waste everyone's time?

Did the shoop Dave's head onto Lorenzo?

Also

CYBER CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! SHE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!

...

>kenflo and yves whatshisname talking up this """"win""""""

disgusting

I just found an opponent for Cyborg.

Holly is the only female currently employed by the UFC that can take out Cyroid. Make it happen Dana.

Legit sounded like she wanted to crawl between Cyborg's legs and get to work

she didn't take a single hit that I saw.

What a complete waste of time

Why am I awake at 06:15 for this?

GIVE HER A 145LB DIVISION DANA YOU FUCKING IDIOT. LET HER BE THE ULTIMATE MONSTER AT HER TRUE WEIGHT.

>sherdog.com/events/Rizin-2-Rizin-Fighting-World-Grand-Prix-2016-Opening-Round-53681

She is literally worse

"She" looks manlier than me and I have a 18cm dick.

Don't even know why I bothered watching that. Not sure what the fuck I expected to happen.

Fucking roidmonkeys need to be stopped somehow.

You didn't choose the /heem/ life, the /heem/ life chose you.

Rizin in 45 bings lad.

Fuck off Carter

why are brazilians so fucking disgusting?

Bros

strawpoll.me/11297633

strawpoll.me/11297633

Hahahahhahahaahhahahaha you dont actually believe that right?

Heh. You clearly haven't seen her fight.

because Rizin is on soon, based production values, lax rulesets, freakshow fights and openweight tournaments

Force feed Joanna roids for a year then let her fight Cyborg.

lol

...

I need sleep

fucking casual just permaheem yourself already

Whats with all the cyborg hate? She's not the only female who has roided. Fuck, a literal male was fighting a couple years ago and lost. Are you paid ronda shills or something?

because we have nothing else

Just because I need sleep doesn't mean I'll get sleep haha

Sadly...I haven't been NEET for quite some time and have to work Sundays ;___;

Where cam i watch Rizin fights?

her clit is 2cm bigger than ur dick

There's roiding and then there's roiding like cyborg and Gabi have done where you are anatomically a male with no dick.

eversport.tv

A couple of reasons for that.

- no friends so you spent the night on the friend simulator
- you're very bored with entertainment now,instead of a movie,Netflix, like a normie you are now addicted to full on violence and are willing to stay up all night to see it
- you've got nothing better to do
- you're a bit off mentally for no reason so instead of falling asleep like normie you watch MMA

who /stayingup/ here? rizin starts at 7am for me
real fight fans know the struggle

dont post too much bros, im going to buy some dope

20 minutes

don't do it faget!!! stay awake and sacrifice your sleep for the MMA gods

>Not available in all countries

y tho

rizin is lame im going to bed so I can get up and enjoy nfl.

Why is Gregor so based?

>le wmma hate meme
>le huezil hate meme
>natural instinct to want to see dominant fighters get taken down a peg
>also she's ugly
Basically fedoras can't stand her

>Mfw yuros stay up this late to watch the start of a card

W E W

Going to bed. Good luck with your fixed roid Jap mandrama fights.

is that black magic

might put it on and doze off to sleep

I think it's a broadcast deal thing, not an illegal stream.

only thing there is a trailer

In Australia and Japan is just a few hours ahead of me. Gotta take a dump and might do some quick housework, worst comes to worse I will do housework with the TV on

no

Do you even know what she took and how long she was taking it? It wasn't any worse than all the other PED users.

TIME TO END MY SUFFERING

sauce please!!

VPN to America

should be available everywhere but japan

It hasn't started yet you fool.

At this point only heavyweight tier battle of attrition would beat Cyborg. I mean it is unfair an actual man is allowed to compete in the women's division.

I don't train or exercise and I'm pretty sure I could beat some of the lowest division women through just the Rousy approach of just walking through their first punches and taking them to the ground. Then having them react to my dick poking them.

yep.

quick fap, bag of whatzits and put the kettle on

lads

barao vs pettiss

i want that

yes

To see who got USADA'd hardest?

>Pre-USADA

FUCK YEAR

>Post-USADA

Meh...

here i'll heem you to sleep lad

because my boy barao would unironically beat pettis

>playing tug of war with a freshly HEEM'd body

What should I expect from Rizin? I don't want more shit fights after watching this shit card.

No he wouldn't. He barely won tonight. Would have made for a great super-fight back when they were both juiced to the gills, now it'll just suck.

>He barely won tonight.
Haha what the fuck

skip it if you want quality

catch it if you want memes

Please tell me Rena Kubota vs Miyu Yamamoto is the title bout. Rena is a cutie and Miyu is acceptable. Especially compared to roided trannies like Cris and Gabi.

not staying up for the triple header?

based rizin followed by the one true based god, EFN

Are you hyped bois?

...

You were impressed by a 29-28 against Phillip Nover?

no escape i can't step to this

i want to jizz in her ass and produce a horde of terminators

>debut at MSG
>home to some of the greatest events of all time
>best they can scrounge together is a bunch of B and C listers
>main event is literally who

>all three fightfus on one card

no thats him, he claimed he's natty

>the first NY card does 200k buys

jfmsuf

>dude why didn't he finish him...shit fighter
End yourself right now, a decision doesn't mean he 'barely won', he dominated him.

Alright so someone break this down for me

Rizin is on soon, but how long is it on for? And how long after that is EFN? And how long is that on for?

How the fuck do you beat cyborg? Unlike Ronda she has all bases covered. In Striking she fought a undefeated champ and couldnt be finished. In wrestling she has 100 % tdd. She won the mundials for bjj so forget trying to submit her.

Who can't wait to see her face Gabi. At least it will be somewhat entertaining.

Hope the weight cut was too hard on her and slowed her down

it doesn't fuckin matter lad, because we're watching all of it, and if i find out you went to bed i'm gonna find you and heem you to sleep permanently

cyborg literally pulled gina to mount

>End yourself

Imagine getting this emotional online. You clearly don't know what a domination is. Either way, he couldn't beat Pettis fighting like he did tonight that was the point. Go be butthurt somewhere else.

I wouldn't be surprised if Rizin was 4-6 hours long.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

>based american Cowboy beats some beaner
>two polish qties fighting each other
>white fighter beats a black champion, niggers around USA start riots, race war

>u mad
Mate I'm just saying how absolutely ridiculous it is that you say Barao barely win since that fight was not even close. You're clearly a casual.

>>leesnar popped
>>jones popped
>>MW is all whos minus silva who is now old and nick diaz but he's "focusing" on sucking his brother's career/nuts at
>>, WW champ is a who
>> LW champ is a who, goobs is injured

what did you expect?

RIZIN will possibly take up most of your night/day. Depending on what part of the map you're in. In your case i wouldn't know.

stupid

Beware: Japanese cards, in addition to the normal shit, also have "intermission" where they take a 30+ minute break in the middle of it just to give the fans a rest.

Rizin starts in an few bings

EFN starts in 9 hours, so maybe 3 hours after Rizin

>It's a Big Foot Silva gets knocked the fuck out within two rounds episode

>how absolutely ridiculous it is that you say Barao barely win

Are you that aussie who was also complaining about Portuguese interviews while barely being able to type English?

The point I was making isn't that hard to get you idiot. You just want to be confrontational for no reason.

>Rizin and shit posting in 20 minutes
>Local Grand Final on TV too
>It's only gonna be 2pm when everything starts
Gonna get drunk and settle in boys

WME should take the fucking reigns already, these goofs fucked up two big cards in one year

mcgregor vs aldo II
silva vs hall
edgar vs halloway
weidman vs romero

Why do you keep trying to deflect things and not address my points?
Barao didn't 'barely win', he won handily.

If it was a different week I'd probably do it
This is my last Sunday before Uni though, don't want to sleep it away desu

Nope.

I feel like finding a stream for tonight is going to be very hard

What point you retard? You're the one implying that I called Barao a shit fighter, when all I said was he wouldn't beat Pettis fighting the way he did tonight, against an unranked FW. That's literally it, not hard to understand. Yes he won, but he didn't dominate, you don't know what dominate means.

I feel like you're a fucking idiot

>Barao couldn't possibly beat Pettis, he barely beat Nover!
>meanwhile he actually beat him handily
Not hard to get.
Keep calling me a retard though.

What makes you say that, inform me so i can stop being a "fucking idiot"

Get a load of this moronic casual
Heard the name MIRKO so now you're watching Rizin?
HEEM YOURSELF

desu pettis would starch barao
he is not a top tier 145er

The Doo and The Max would dust him no troubles

and where the fk is this presser

eversport.tv/fight-sports/rizin#schedule

>13 fights
>Pride style opening
>probably going to take 30 mins alone
>another 20 mins just introducing the fighters
>dank fighter walkouts going to last 30 mins
>probably going to 1 hour altogether
>every fight goes the distance except for the Cro Can fight
>some random concert probably like when Rod Stewart was at the Tyson/Klitschko fight
>a bunch of other bullshit
Just heem me now.

Pettis probably would beat Barao but this faggot said that Barao barely beat Nover when that fight wasn't even close. He's so clearly a casual who thinks a decision isn't a real win.

youtube.com/watch?v=PXuHTPGiumg

>OHHHHHH!!! JUST. LIKE. THAT.

is this Rogan's best lads?

Yeah you're a retard and this is a pointless argument thinking the guy who fought tonight would hang with Pettis.

Are you guys pumped as hell about RIZIN? I cannot wait to watch Fujita fight some 400 pound sumo wrestler.

Thank you for bringing me in the loop m8. May you have a blessed day of heems

fuck you bro

>you see, I've done the MMA math and my working out says my opinion is objectively correct

The spectacle is part of why Japanese MMA is so great/terrible.

Based punished Mcgoobs
He will KO Alvarez within 2

Good fights, lads.

HE SLEPT 'EM!

>mctapper KOing Eddie
I don't think so

Is Rizin on?

will you watch rizin with us bangbro?

>Doesn't even know what MMA math is

The rabbit hole keeps going deeper

gib rizin stream plz

ready to post bunda for rizin lads

Stop replying because I'm sick of making you look stupid.
Saying that someone can't beat someone else because of their performance against another fighter is textbook MMA math.

bro you should get pac to fight in one of rizin's meme fights

wish he would. aslo should have previewed my pics better. pls no ban

>when that fight wasn't even close. He's so clearly a casual who thinks a decision isn't a real win.

First of all retard, I never said a decision isn't a real win, you're the one who just made that up.

Secondly, you said it was a domination when it clearly wasn't, you STILL don't know what a domination is.

Finally, the discussion was how Barao would do against Pettis, but you had to chime in and be butthurt cause your English teacher was a bum who failed at their basic job of teaching you how to read.

no, I have to cook and take a shower.

Didn't read, Rizin's starting soz don't have time to school yo anymore

stream for rizin

>Replies to me first with his casual stupidity
>-p-p-please stop sir

>Can't beat an unranked FW
>Looks like a shell of his former shelf
>Thinks that this doesn't play a factor in determining how he'd do against a far better opponent who has a size and reach advantage on him.

>That flag

Complete idiot

i"ll show you what domination is poke

Is everyone else's RIZIN stream screwed up?

mmajunkie.com/2016/09/rizin-ff-2-world-gp-2016-live-video-stream-and-official-results-2-a-m-et

youtube.com/watch?v=3I6mfFL7nmY

Stream

eversport.tv/fight-sports/rizin/2016/9/25/cygames-presents-world-grand-prix-2016

While Rizin gets ready to go can someone help me.
>"Rice Calculator"
What do they mean by this?

LIVE
>eversport.tv/fight-sports/rizin/2016/9/25/cygames-presents-world-grand-prix-2016

100% legal stream
eversport.tv/fight-sports/rizin/2016/9/25/cygames-presents-world-grand-prix-2016

hasn't started yet

>Half the fighters have 5 or less fights

nice screamer leaf

click on the stream bar to go back in the video and then hit go live, it was just paused on a rizin logo for me

WE HAVE FAINT NOISES ON THE STREAM PEOPLE
I REPEAT, FAINT NOISES

thnx lads

ufc card was kinda shitty so I hope rizin gonna be spicy

we have a nice aerial view of the arena, just do what the bong said

EFN is on later? Wtf? Who's on the card?

I always enjoy the Chandelier dancers and Spider women they bust out, will it be any different this time?

If you had to pick one lads. Rizin or EFN?

youtube.com/watch?v=jc0InaHcxEw
Post fight started

kek

>Krazy Horse has a record of 29-30
>Fighting a guy that's 0-0

I love meme fights.

crowd coming in I can see

Are they testing the graphics or some shit they keep flashing Gabi Garcia and the google she's fighting.

>Empty arena
When is this supposed to get under way

who cares who is on it, efn is always good entertainment
what a day for an aussie fite fan
8:30am-like 5am fights

anyone catch aniks comments about wanting to fill that bowl with cinnamon toast crunch?

rizin, 100%. They are having an openweight tourney

both gracie and cro cop are fighting cans? shit. Well on the bright side we have four meme fights so it'll be fun.

>Krazy Horse
See him almost getting in a streetfight with Wanderlei in the hotel lobby?

Why did fightan day have to be this Sunday of all days FFS

Portuguese translator ruins it. Unwatchable
fkn hues

>efn is always good entertainment
>what a day for an aussie fite fan
Isnt that in the middle of the night for fight fans?

yup

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/"revs"/country/ca/

*vroom vroom*

I saw him waiting for the elevator talking shit and getting in it while Wandy was telling him to come say it to his face.

When is Shrek Garcia fighting?

oh, what will you cook? fish again?

first fight lad

First fight I'm pretty sure.
Big Sheboon might knock her block off.

EFN has an 8-0 HW and a 14-0 FW

>Cruikshank goes from having a spicy banger with Felder to fighting some 1-0 twink

he's gonna boil some mud with cockroaches and call it curry

IT'S STARTING

>Australian Fighter
>Spider lady
Racist

EFN IN 10 HOURS, also this rizin intro is great.

its Saturday in relevant markets

damn this is pretty hype

Andy Souwer is a pro kickboxer. The fight will be spicy

aww yea krazy horse time

what was up with nelson wearing the brazil kit?

Sweet... thanks lads

God Bless the nips and their meme fights

Because black lives matter you shitlord

BARUTO TRIPLE PIGGYBACK

leave him alone, dillhole

>mic checks on live air
>"is there a delay?"
Rizin Production, ladies and gents

Holy shit I love how anime Rizin is!

WE RISE IN NOW

WELCOME TO RIZIN FC

WELCOME TO RAND OF RISING SUN

Refresh mate

>land of the rising sun

>Rizin

Holy shit I feel like a retard for just getting that

chicken curry
rude

Hello hello
Frank?

rizin is the king of production value

PADDY PIMBLETT'S LITHUANIN COUSIN IS FIGHTING AGAIN WOOOOO

what the heck how am I even falling behind when stream isn't even buffering

holy shit this nip announcer is fucking based

can he be hired to do everything pls

I haven't given super spicy lithcuck for a while now

Super rare lith before he gets heemed by mma amateur4.imagefile

NNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO

Who is a real fightfan? meet me on teamspeak
ts136.teamspeak3.com:9695

Be careful.

I'm really not sure, I'm behind some of these other /heem/sters as well afaik

I'm literally giggling at this production value

These lads must have no idea their conversations are being broadcast

The female announcer is cringy af wtf

>it's a japanese event at 3am on Basic cable with a duo of casters that reek of newfaggotry, got only shitty warm beer, and friends sre all sleeping already drunk
I'm still hype tho, go Gabi, the waifu of waifus!

do you know aukstuolis?

>Not loving Lenne Hardt
Lose my fucking number

so fucking based

wtf is up with her, is this a jap thing or what?

>Bellator,K1,Pancrase,Ruskie feds,Brazilians and a bunch of other minor league systems all team up to try and take on the UFC
>everyone in the audience is quiet as fuck
>place doesn't even look half full
>big spectacle
>even after all this the UFC is a million times better at everything

this is gonna be a freakshow

epic troll

yeah hate to say it but lenne isn't good anymore

she was the announcer in pride, dream , and other jap orgs

>liking this dumb ass singing bullshit
Lose your fucking life

What are you guys seeing right now? I've got the opening ceremony and they're introducing fighters, Cruickshank vs Souwer specifically right now

Sounds pretty based. Have a good time.

same here, flag related

it doesn't start for another 45minutes dipshit

I can understand when they do that bullshit for fox cards and such but why the fuck would they put Miesha vs who on a PPV over Frankie vs Stephens. Lmao at the people that settle for that shit and buy it.

lad I've been to UFC 194 and 200 they don't fill up till the main card... the first few fights only a 10th of the arena was full

No fucking clue except that he was a trainer in muai thai once around here

RA RA RA RA RA RA REEEEENAAAA

Kron is so handsome

is cro cop actually still fighting? what a madman

>crocop is fighting a 3-2 korean who doesn't even have a gym listed on fightfinder

wow this crazy woman has been announcing intros forever

fucking casuals

I want to have sex on your floor

What are you all watching

All I have is 2 guys doing mic checks?

Casters keep saying Wand is in talks to fight Fedor
My sides went to orbit

>tfw natty natsuo will never be real

>babymetal

Try refreshing.

that's a big nigress

refresh, or go back in the stream and click go live

>babymetal playing

I'm in desperate need for snu snu guys

>Gabi is fight Leslie Smith

Ah, thanks

What's this anime music

i think some kind of japanese hype video for female fighters? black girl looked like she could play defensive tackle in NFL 2bh

>heath herring commentating

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

for everyone

>casual detected

its my first time here fellas!

fuckman, it's not the based Fedor commentator...

u wot
It's ceramic tiles, cold as fuck, get some taste user
Sex should be a comfy thing

>this Mauro ripoff

Based Lao Yang

This bitch is a fucking gorilla.

the greatest card of all time.

Hey this is pro wrestling you tricked me

>cawadoody
fucking casual

is this emmanuel yarbrough's daughter?

glad she's carrying the torch for fatties in MMA.

kek idk why i expected to hear that based announcer as well

Nah, her name is just a fun coincidence

SO UNEXPECTABLE

The Gabi meme finally ends tonight right? Daily reminder NFL is the GOAT fighting style.

>Schaub
>Tebow
>Hershey Walker
>Shane Carwin
>Brock Lesnar
>Matt Mitrione
>Kimbo Slice
>Marshawn Lynch who trains MMA

Jeesu was Quadros retired?

youtube.com/watch?v=SB69JN6BdNE

>I was just pretending to be retarded

wingspan

any rizin streams lads?

wait til efn

pro wrestling with real fights. How could it get better?

Yes, eversport.tv

Honestly she nearly got heemed by that former pro wrassler. If destiny catches her she might stay down

...

>pro wrestling

mandrama*

Gabbi fights like a girl.

stop dance desu

sherdog.com/events/Rizin-2-Rizin-Fighting-World-Grand-Prix-2016-Opening-Round-53681

WALK INTO THE RING REEEEEE GABI GODDAMN IT

I don't know if I'll stick around for this but ffs after tonights card I feel like I should

It's half 7 in the morning though, I'll either severely regret this or it'll be a great decision. It's basically taking my whole day away

i would fuck gaby im that thirsty

Gabi is fucked isn't she?

what else do you have to do

>This long entrance

...

rizin is always worth it. It's amazing.

Could be worse, at this point I'd probably give Destanie a go

do they only have one ringslag?

we'll find out soon enough

...

Is that CM Punk in Gabi's corner?

...

What's with Gabi's punching

They look more like shoves with her hands than proper blows

>Gabi isnt sperging towards the niggress
Well that's progresso tbqh

does it seem like gabi is not being very aggressive when shes had open shots

>Gabi's trunks already riding up

>State of this horrible striking

this fight is hilarious

>Winner already stated

I QUESTION THE LEGITIMACY OF THIS """SPORT""""

lold at the woman mark hunt

Did they just flash a "Winner: Gabi Garcia" across the screen lol

fuck that was quick

WHO TEAM SNUSNU HERE

WAR GABI

KILL OR BE KILLED

>boop

>Leslie Jones got mauled

>Have Muay Thai experience
>Takes down BJJ Champ
Why?

well fuck

Gabi looked much improved.

gaby really has improved the striking from bar brawler to woman mma

Reversed Americana
Gj gabi

how do they find women for gabi to fight on any kind of regular basis? or does she get a lot of squash fights

She played football, guess that's why

I WANT TO FUCK FIGHT GABI

Why the fuck would you keep trying to go for a take down when you don't have idea what to do on the ground??

Fucking reaching behind and shit

No she hasn't.

Is that the guy from RHCP in Gabriel's corner? Also holy shit Gabi sounds like a man kek. KYS

she didn't look like she had any idea what to do standing up either

>That voice

She is on all kinds of roids.

I think her striking looked better this fight, though she still showed shades of her last fight

I AM THE QUEEN OF JAPAN MAN

jk

ya think?

IIIIIMAAA DA QUEEEEN OF YAPAAAANNN

>Those nipples poking through on that giant fucking frame
I'm getting a half chub but I don't like it

>a brazilian-japanese translator
cool

cause if you're untrained that's what you do.

>or does she get a lot of squash fights
They bring in cans, but Gabi is pretty shit at everything except jiujitsu, so they aren't total mismatches.

She nearly got heemed by some pro wrestling can they brought in for her debut.

they may as well have her fight men at this point

>shes still a girl

Dats racist

I'd bowl with Gabi, if you know what I mean

>Based herring calling her out as a man

Well to be fair they don't exactly have proven competitors to choose from in the women's heavyweight division

youtube.com/watch?v=zdTsqr0tmoc

Congrats Gabi

>brazilian
lol

UFC should borrow some ideas from both Rizin and EFN

her tits are actually pretty great.

The fight barely lasted 3 minutes and she's still breathing heavy. Wew.

it wasn't?

The commentary team just seems like 2 lads who got told to do it and thought why not

different flavors

The official language is Portuguese

Japan actually has pretty good wrestlers tbqhwy.

>implying steroids are bad
You should stick to the UFC tbqh user
I'm sure great names like mighty mouse or Cruz have fights happening soon that you can enjoy.

Heath Herring was one of the best heavyweight fighters in the world in the early 2000s

Pretty comfy 2bh

To be fair that'd be fun as fuck

oh right

>olympic medallists crossing over for their first fights
This is Pride 2.0 alright

He used to be my boy tbqh

I would give commentating a go

yeah steroids are good for your heart

>the state of this post

Qts incoming

KANAKO A CUTE

Commentating would be a based job honestly but if you aren't a retiree from the sport or have a golden voice plus connections it'd be hard to break into.
>tfw no more Dennis Cometti after next week

Batara sounds like a budget Paige.

was that a 7th planet patch I just saw?

nice gif faggot

None of Kanako's opponents have a winning record.

>Have an asian fetish
>But Joe Daddy is my boy
WHO DO I ROOT FOR?!

Looks like Henry Cejudo kinda.

SAKUS GIRL

yeah but SAKU SHORTS

>He used to be my boy tbqh
Is he the guy who knocked out that Japanese guy who kissed him during the staredown?

Lads this announcing is top tier

You could have told me that was actually Sakuraba and I'd believe you, goddamn that is not a woman's body

>Gimp Mask

slow it down, you just dissed him

the nippon wins

yes

>the cup of noodle
wat

I started watching MMA back at UFC 194. Don't know much about her but I think she's doing a power rangers tribute. Pretty cool desu.

Yeah

But its a wrestlers body.

this is fan-fucking-tastic

nice i like those

obvious bait

I'm pretty casual and even I know it's a tribute to mexican wrestlers.

I think its a kamen rider tribute?

Go bubble gum nip

Buzzfeed is a sponsor?

Man this feels old school as fuck, having Pride flashbacks

i watch jap shows to avoid womens mma, wtf is this

Top tier Judo throw

ring sucks

UFC DID IT

this filthy gaijin trying to escape through the ropes

FUCK USA

>he never watched SmackGirl tournaments
get fucked mate

Damn this gook chick isn't bad

Sakus girl has good killer instinct

dat judo

Jap crowd is warming up this is gonna be a great card

did i miss gabi bros? im high in a bus stop right now

>you will never be the guy ringside who gets to grab their butts to prevent them from falling out of the ring

>implying I care
Just close the cage and let those animals go at it

Joanna would destroy both these "girls". Ronda would kill them.

this is what happens when bjj fags don't practice takedowns and go straight into guard

Card is comfy as fuck I am psyched I stayed up to drink sake and watch this.

yes she was first fight and won by sub.

yea Gabi by sub

Ye

no. ufc sucks

sake... fuking weaboo

ronda walks around 60 pounds heavier than them lmao she is a dugong

Shit guys Murata is quickly becoming my girl

Card worth watching?

Hell no.

Joe Stevenson is there?

Of fucking course, why not?

>Butt
>Not feet
Pleb

Lads the stream works on mobile
this is great

coaches shouldn't be allowed to talk during fights

HD legal stream of Pride 2.0 with English commentary.
You really want to miss this one?

I agree unironically

>never seen pride

Definitely not watching RIzin, lel, I meant the Cyborg card.

i wasn't being ironic either. wanta make out?

You gotta try and lick them.

youtube.com/watch?v=n4CyOx0C6YA

>you will never be a rizin ref getting to play with the womens feet to get them off the ropes

Why Cyborg fight with cans? Why Cyborg called out Holly Holm when she isnt even champ? Why Cyborg sounds like a man? Is streroids legal in the Huezil?

Damn, This Murata chick has killer instinct. Shes really fun to watch

>le hispter cheerleader is getting her shit pushed in
excellent

Yes
not a real fight fan

You can tell she's used to fighting in a cage

>this is heem
m.youtube.com/watch?v=g2iUEvyfxwU

I wish they would have taken wrestling from the Olympics

This.

And this japanese girl is kinda shit.

Testing the OBS program Aussie webm bro recommended

somebody with a katana please shut joe stevenson up

i wish they would let me next door so i could spit in your fucking face

yeah I'm not a fan of the ropes but I'm glad it's negated the cage advantage here

Ok you win, I'm too much of a normie to beat that

Abysmal framerate.

>the ref didnt put her tongue back in her mouth

I could watch female sakuraba fight miley ray cyrus all night

Nice man

I want to punch you through the internet for even thinking this was worth posting.

the ring sucks, it needs more people than the ref to keep under control

>japanese girl is kinda shit.
I'm not seeing it, remember she's a 22 year old with three fights.

damn those two punches behind herself between her own legs looked pretty hard

Stop showing this Eri Tusoka girl you wacky gooks

You know I would absolutely kill you if you ever did something like that. I would literally kill you.

that was great

eat shit edgy brah

And a very good Wrestling background too. Murata looked fucking awesome

>Free HD stream with comfy English commentators
>Local AFL Grand final on TV
>Getting a good buzz on at 3 in the afternoon
Life ain't that bad.

Knees and punches in bunches and literally zero damage.

See I disagree, if you can't keep the other chick down and just rely on frenetic takedowns, you have bad wrestling. Good takedowns, but bad wrestling.

She was a gold medallist wrestler
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eri_Tosaka

I really want Saori Yoshida to fight MMA too. Shes the womens GOAT
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saori_Yoshida

you think im just gonna let you kill me?

krazy horse up next

FOOKIN RAMEN

MMA wrestling is not the same as normal wrestling

>Rizin literally pays their fighters in noodles

Welp

i thought that was japans currency?

>Give fighter years supply of noodles
>no more worries about providing for family

Makes sense senpai

MAH GOOGLE KRAZY HORSE

>cheerleader/dancer
>memejitsu
>shaved haircut
This Batara chick is like what would happen if Rose and PVZ had a baby.

It's a work in progress. I'm basically recording my screen until I figure out streaming directly into the camera.

wandy in corner

Krazy Horse you wacky bastard

>29-30-2
>29-30-2 vs 0-0

aren't those noodles like 25 cents each? Did they literally just give her a giant check worth only about 50 bucks?

BTFO

how the fuck is crazy horse still alive?

damn son he is calling Wanderlei out

ffs Rizin

>come out wearing the shirt of a different promotion

Krazy Horse is a real entertaining kind of crazy

Krazy Horse is legit dangerous though, hits like a truck for a lightweight

gotta love diz google mayne

Krazy and kimura look so big for being 66kg

This nigga is a walking meme.

What's Big Dick Dave doing in the heeming zone?

he hasn't reached his goal in getting arrested for beating women yet

why are japs so good at entrance ramps

The thing is people look at his record and say can. Fuck that. He's got a good amount of SD's for losses. And he does not a give a fuck. No one should ever take him lightly.

>so Krazy

Japs must be laughing behind their hands at this filthy kokujin.

New thread

DARUDE

WE WAND MUSIC NOW

No weigh this bitch weighs 205, what is she 5'5?

Anybody else waiting for Chael to come out and call out Wandy in perfect Jap meme fashion?

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digguh digguh duh

she was 224 and gabi was 245

DANK AS FUCK EVENT

MEME FIGHT OF THE DECADE

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