0 (zero) points

wow he actually got fired

normally it's feyenoord but they're actually doing very well this year

Hamburg need Morten Olsen now

Leicester is the English /schalke/
God fucking damn it bring Huntelaar home

Probably >spurs

Except spurs are somehow good recently

Valencia

>Leicester is the English /schalke/
no

where were you yesterday?

This.

>was once a top contender
>once fielded legendary players such as Garrincha, Zagallo and Nilton Santos
>seen as a joke by everybody else outside its state
>literally has only one national championship, all other titles are irrelevant old state championships
>got relegated twice in the last 15 years
>somehow still popular in its state with several high-profile supporters

>Keller (the guy that consistenlty got them into CL) is doing well with his new club
Wait, Keller has a new club?

not the Cowboys, they won a Championship in the last 30 Years

union

>he doesn't watch 2nd Bundesliga

It's now official: We have a new Danish superstar! 18 year-old Kasper Dolberg has four goals in six league matches for Ajax.
This is one of his two goals yesterday: youtu.be/7d4rwQofvhA
It's a real thing of beauty.

I was out

where?

I completely missed that. Good on him.

bears

Small get-together on Amager

the next viktor fischer

Hopefully even better!

Daily reminder that Keller is shit.

k

*niklas bendtner

Markus pls

Why would you shitpost like this, Clemens.

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Dolberg, Yussuf, Fischer, Nicolai Jorgensen, plus Bendtner is playing again.
We have a fearsome offensive. Hareide will have trouble selecting from all that talent when he releases the squad tomorrow.

>Keller (the guy that consistenlty got them into CL)
How did literally everyone already forget what a shitcoach Keller was? I've never in my entire life seen a more inconsistent team team than Keller's Schalke, one game was full on balls to the wall curb stomp, the next was a completely gutless 0:5. He didn't have any discipline, he allowed slacking which led to retarded amounts of muscular injuries which the team suffered from during the entire rest of the season when Di Matteo was there. Also, only /bundes/ coach who's lost more matches in the DFB Pokal than he has won, one of them against Dresden from the 3rd league.

>We have a fearsome offensive.
You misspelled laughable.

>one of them against Dresden from the 3rd league.
because playing at Dresden is a walk in the park, right

>

Stade Rennais.
>above average budget
>owned by one of the richest man in France
>have Salma Hayek and Usain Bolt as supporters
>good overall infrastructure
>based in a largeish city with young population, good potential matchday income
>hire managers that overperformed in the previous years (Montanier, Gourcuff)

But...

>never ever achieve anything, their only title is a national cup in 71
>any good result they might get is always followed by an embarassing choke
>lost the Cup final twice in recent years, twice to Guingamp aka "literally who : the team"
>their youth academy produces nothing except typical pacey niggers, and not even "good" ones at that (Dembelel and Ntep are the best they got recently, says a lot about the rest)

Schlacke won the UEFA Cup recently, though.

Inconsistency beats consistent failure.

1000x this

19 years ago.

as opposed to 45 years ago

Yeah but if I had to stick to French clubs that won the EL, recently or otherwise, I'd have to pick from the following list :

>sacking Labbadia
ffs HSV

No, but losing against someone from 2 leagues lower is still embarrassing for someone who's celebrated as the best coach of the decade.

Goes to just how shite of a club Schalke is.

>Goes to just how

Dolberg has been pretty good so far yes

at least their coach was voted "most handsome coach of the bundesliga"

so there you go, >schalke finally won a national title

also their LoL team has been relegated xD

>Beiersdorfer absolutely BTFO in Dopa right now
top kek

>watching dopa

>not watching dopa

>Sundays
>Comfy

Choose one and only one.

Would you? (without being homo of course)

hmmm.........

Isn't he balding?

Knowing that monday is coming is what ruins them for me.

>not being neet
lamoing at you're "live" atm

>hat einen gelungen einstand als schalke coach gefeiert.jpg

Hoff - Schalke today, wonder if Hoff will pull another draw or will they pull a Bremen.

theguardian.com/football/2016/sep/25/daniel-amokachi-football-finland-too-nice-nigeria-everton

>not being NEET
kys my lad

Dembele is amazing though.

>Salma Hayek
Does she visit the games? Do VIPs get to gangbang her?

I used to be. Never again, horrible way of life.

Listening to the football chat on BBC 5 Live while thoroughly cleaning my kitchen.
Finally removed that thing from the sink.

>that thing
pics

It really is. I need to break out of this cycle.

My NEET vacation ends on Tuesday, time for uni to start. I am both excited and annoyed by this.

what you study?

It isn't if you're not wasting all your free time on entertainment and instead spend it on improving yourself.

I improved myself in every way possible by not being a NEET anymore.

...

Stop complaining about mondays then faggit

>Germans
>not complaining
pick one

No.

>UEFA Cup
wew

>Germans
>not complaining about Germans complaining
don't pick both

you're the reason i drink

So that thing has been in his sink for ~9 months?

*picks both*

more like over a year

is that a small dinosaur?

Electrical engineering and computer science.

>computer science
tried that, gave up after 4 weeks
good luck

>uni
enjoy your scam

>not studying neetology

Thanks. I went to an electrical engineering high school and took a 4 year IT course with a primary focus on programming, so I'll be familiar with the material.

>not being a weeb who accidentally studies sinology cause arr rook same

>EE
neeeeeeeeeeerds

>not studying knutschi sciences

>t. Mittelstand factroy worker

>implying anyone would want to knutschi you

nice read but why would anyone in their right mind move to oulu? by far the worst "major" city in finland

what are your compsci courses like
mine were full of goddamn dorks

Probably Valencia in La Liga.

I haven't started yet, I'm a freshman. I assume there will be lots of them in the classes though.

Valencia just won two games though.

ayoooo

>We have a fearsome laughable

You should coast through the CS course then

>counter-strike course
huh?

I knew it. I thought that as I was typing.

No, >schalke is just a shit club.
>season starts
>rumors about new manager starts as well
>management fails to shut the rumors down
>minor crisis
>coach gets no backup from the rest of the management
>crisis gets totally out of proportion

Meanwhile in Leverkusen.
>minor crisis
>press starts to criticize coach
>based Völler tells them to fuck off
>major crisis
>Völler still tells the press to fuck off

Now guess which club is playing CL this season.

>tfw HSV will still stay up this season and Buyern customers will be so mad

Haha yeah

>Buyern customers will be so mad
Why?

We won't be mad at all. We want to keep our rivals up really.

only team never to be relegated

where is todays match thread?
there is no bundes thread

it's time for >Schalke

But why would Buyern customers care about relegation tier teams? They only care about BVB

this is the thread I guess

Given how much they distanced themself from the league it feels like Bayern doesn't have real rivals anymore.

looks like a hairpiece desu.

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I guess there's still the DFB who do everything in their power to make Dortmund win.

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Late answer but :
>Salma Hayek Does she visit the games?
Occasionnally, she's the owner's gf (wife maybe idk).
>Do VIPs get to gangbang her?
That would explain how they still have fans at all.

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Rudi is pretty based with his angry outbursts.

SCHALKE SCORES LMAO

SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING

>cheap gin

Yay

>SCHALKE COMEBACK

THEY WILL ROLL THE LEAGUE FROM BEHIND

GENIUS MASTERPLAN

Isn't the owner the Puma boss or something like that?

Was E-M C-M injured? He might the best player at schalke

>that terrible pass

When will >Schalke fuck this up?

I'm guessing around the 80th minute.

85th minute

Brondby - OB soon.
Two defeats in a row for Brondby, while OB are on a run of five defeats.

>that beautiful pass

90+2 equalizer
90+4 winner for Hoffenheim

Not injured. I like and rate him but Meyer and Goretska are probably better. That Ukrainian too if he gets his arse in gear.

...

I unironicly hope Schalke wins this one.

Among many others, yes
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/François-Henri_Pinault

>HSV sold Demirbay and kept Hunt
:^)

Bolts a United supporter m8

skysports.com/football/news/11667/10281149/usain-bolt-says-he-would-play-for-manchester-united-if-louis-van-gaal-left

>hoff does it again

TOR IN SINSHEIM

>Schalke

>Schalke

>Schalke

>SCHALKE

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

...

>SCHALKE

two goals and three assists for Kramaric in this season

You know remember Sinan Kurt

>01
not anymore lel

>I just joined in because I wanted to shitpost "SCHALKE ISN'T LOSING WTF"
and now look

:|

Didn't he have a really shitty attitude?

Philadelphia Eagles

Do Schalke miss Matip?

more like Sinan Kurd amirite

>net worth $13.8 billion
>banging Salma Hayek

Meanwhile I'm wearing Puma shorts and masturbating to porn.

not really. they miss Draxler and Sané

Instruction to West Ham stewards: "Persistent standing will be discouraged & in the 1st instance steward will ask customers to be seated"
>costumers

>wearing Puma shorts and masturbating to porn
sounds great. wanking is highly underrated imo.

As if Draxler ever did anything.

Whey!

Why is this game so dirty

?

not really. they miss Matip.

He does flatter to the sea, but then so do Schalke, so they were well matched.

Höwedes and Nastasic aren't worse than Matip

They miss the goal. And Keller.

>119 games
>18 goals
shocking

>He does flatter to the sea

>muh goals
spotted the casual

>schalke

>not considering his age and position

>post goal/assist stats
>they're mediocre at best for a winger/10
>lol who cares about goals only plebs lmao
okay

How do we fix >Schalke?

t. casual

fucking BT

>we have to show some fucking bikes going round a track so we'll only start broadcasting the football match 30 minutes into the game

t. Gesamtschulabbrecher und Schalkefan

sack Heidel and get Robin Dutt ;)

nuke Gelsenkirchen

>people pay for this

almost a goal

I use their badge on FIFA ultimate team, only reason I k ow anything about them. Based off the badge alone, I like them.

But they got that 4K UHD tho
also check'd

ehehe

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>schalke
>schalke
>schalke
>schalke
>schalke

>schalke

>SCHALKE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Schalke

kek

E F F
F
F

>
>
>
>
>

>schalke
>schalke
>schalke
>schalke

>Schalke
>the city of Bavarian managers

>schalke

I thought people in UK knew about them because of how that legendary narrator went crazy because of Garricha in the match against England in 66

DELET THIS

i just came to
>schalke

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>matchday 5
>already 10 points behind fourth place

hello is this the >Schalke thread?

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Seriously why is Schalke's defending suddenly baby tier? They were great against Bayern despite losing 0-2.

At least they have 2 (two) goals now.

ahahahaha

they can't keep the ball in the midfield

It's the >Schalke way.

Play great one game showing how much potential they have and then completely shit the bed the next one.

will >Schalke ever stop >schalkeing?

a webm says more than a lot of words

Yes, they just need a good manager and a young coach that has shown his skill at a small club.

Can somebody explain to me the origin of that Schalke guy in the pic? Im mean I know the pictures, but I don't know how he is related to Schalke.

goodbye I'm off to work again.
youtube.com/watch?v=OpK4XWuPDg8

>they were great against Bayern
KEK I just remembered all the "Schalke looking really strong so far" posts.

>that defending

They should hire Jens Keller once Union will be promoted

Server Fuck up a few years ago. That guy+ >schalke was on the frontpage for days.

>schalke

and this youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

kek
that defense isn't even good enough for 2nd bundes

Thanks, guys. Please accept this hand-crafted Meiyuga-imge as a token of my gratitude.

at least they have more goals than HSV have points now

>first half ends
>thread dies

every time

I'm monitoring this thread and have my shitposts ready when Schalke concedes.

>Watching Altach-RB Salzburg at the same time
>A bunch of random dudes from Vorarlberg are defending better than Schalke
WEW

Probably PAOK, have never been in the CL groups, have won like 2 leagues and last title 15 years ago kek

I'm eating right now omnomnom

That's a strange time of day to be eating

fuck off faggot

>schalke

Mukhtar goal
2-0 at the break

>It's a "Random Austrian gets mad" episode

Imagine being a Köln fan. How embarrassing

kek

Leipzig's arrival to the Rhein-Energie-Stadion held up as Cologne fans staged a sit in to stop the bus.

Imagine being you.
How embarrassing

>iss etsch

it's Jay

>schalke

>go help prepare lunch
>come back fifteen minutes later
>still >schalke

...

LGTSS
>Schalke

Valencia is the spanish Schalke.

>schalke ever ending
the universe might have an end but >schalke doesn't

>tfw peak >schalke and /bundesliga/ is ded

>memebolo

can schalke beat Greuter Fürth's record?

Fährmann is a god

hapoel tel aviv for israel

>2 points out of 12
>no wins yet
>didn't score in first 3 games
>there's a derby today
hold me Cred Forums

seriously though, what happened to /bundes/? Why doesn't it exist anymore?

Is it because of autosage? I thought that only happened when the OP pic was anime related?

which one?

Does Hapoel / Maccabi mean anything in your language or is it just a name?

yesterday's matchday thread was pretty good

21 points or no win at home are both good

...

Too much offtopic posting angered the mods so they autosaged / archived any bundes threads. Now they only leave them up on matchdays since that is the only time there is enough ontopic posting.

>Schalke

still better than manunited

>End of September
>27°C here

i want global warming to end

Neo Cred Forums is the reason.

yeah, but I dont like how they're not called /bundes/ anymore. I could auto-fetch those threads with the thread watcher, now I have to look for them for every game.

I want comfy -30°C this winter desu

it's also because of this autist he keeps posting shitty off topic stuff and instead of just banning him, the mods are punishing us all

You lucky bastard

desu, it makes sense. /bundes/ was extremely off-topic and shit, and the humor was extremely autistic and german. it was hell whenever there were no funny things to post, like >Schalke right now.

you are the reason you fucking faggot

anime was a mistake

why arent all autists who do that banned, including denmark who should be banned for his autism alone?

>you are the reason you fucking faggot

September has been a summer month for quite some time now

I remember last year, when we got 25°C even in October

>his

>all these injuries
>three goals scored
>schalke spaghetti
>the match is still boring as fuck

schaaaaalkeee

nuuuuuhl fieeeeeer

hapoel roughly translated it's a "the worker", it's a sport organisation reformed by working class people. there are a few "hapoel" clubs, hapoel haifa, hapoel beer sheva, hapoel kfar seba and many more.

Maccabi is a zionist sporting organisation and the name comes from Judas Maccabeus who was a israeli military commander who led the Maccabean Revolt, the miracle of hanukkah came from this rebellion.

I have to leave now. Someone do an extra schalke shitpost for me.

I miss my /bundes/

:-(

>Schalke

Neat, thanks for the answer.

>Schalke

>Judas Maccabeus

era penal

>16:58
>lunch

well his name in hebrew is "Yehuda Hamaccabi" which sounds much more friendly.

Are they, dare I say it, relegation material?

Reminder that >Schalke will be behind Bremen after this matchday.

>"Baba ist als einziger Weißer noch in der eigenen Hälfte"

really makes you think

>I rank Weinzierl

we eat lunch late

For anyone who wants to print this :D

HAHAHAHA
>MEYER
>MEYER
>MEYER

refball uezs

>Schalke
>Zero fucking points

XD
XD
XD
XD

>schalke

>schalke

THEY DID IT AGAIN

Remember me?

>Schalke

>schalke

>Schalke

based hoff get their first victory
>schalke is unironicly the only team with no points after five matchdays

>schalke
>schalke
>schalke
>schalke
>schalke
>schalke

what if they pull last year's Gladbah?

Just when you think Schalke can't outdo themselves.

>Schalke
The absolute madmen

AHHHHHHHHHH
I can't take these memes anymore
You couldn't make this >Schalke up

>Schalke gonna schalk

6 in a row

they try to imitate BVB 14/15?

this

cl incoming

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>Schalke

M A D M A N

A

D

M

A

N

Meme magic is going to get >Schalke relegated

Leave Schalke to me

>schalkek

>schalke

the gift that keeps on giving

should deduct köln points for this desu

More like Schalke05

>imagine a world where >Schalke choke in the EL final AND get relegated

just end me already

> schalke

>soon the only team in the Ruhrgebiet

kek

shut the fuck up fucking fuck

maybe

...

>dont win anything ever
>think they are elite anyway

pretty accurate

Boycum are going up

what about gladbach?

>gladbach
>ruhrgebiet

how's that hauptschule degree going for you?

3-0
PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI

>nrw
>not ruhrgebiet
nice "education" you have there

HUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

what about castrop-rauxel?

Wer hat dir denn ins Hirn geschissen?

>Schalke

...

nrw = ruhrgebiet
deal with it, kiddo

>tfw münster master race

Höwedes: "Football is a team game and when some individuals don't play for the team game it is difficult to succeed."

OFFICIAL BEST RUHRPOTT CITIES POWER RANKING

1. Mühlheim an der Ruhr
2. Recklinghausen
.
.
101. Wesel
102. Hamm
.
.
.
90000000000001. Bochum
90000000000002. Dortmund
90000000000003. Essen
900000000000000000001. Duisburg
900000000000000000002. Castrop-Rauxel
900000000000000000003. Dinslaken
900000000000000000000000000000001. Gelsenkirchen
900000000000000000000000000000002. Oberhausen

That's harsh. Must have had reasons for it.

kek

>Armenia Bielefeld last in the 2. league

what about mönchengladbach ^;)

why are ruhrpottlers so retarded?

BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG BÖRG

good ranking overally, but essen > dortmund 2bh

fuck lipezihi

BURKE

>koln

>modeste is a top striker in bundes

>implying he is worse than Gignac or Giroud

Köln really fucked over their own fans with that Maximal G jersey. Makes it a little ironic when they complain about red bull now. But I'm sure they will anyways

there's a matchthread

It's a meme, you dip

i dunno

hö..höhö...hö

shut the fuck up

no

Schalke were regularly pretty good for a while though, lots of 2nd and 3rd place finishes over the last 15 years. Spurs have only finished higher than 5th three times in the last 20 years. A better equivalent of Schalke in recent years would be Liverpool or Roma.

Just got back from my bicycle ride. I see >Schalke shit the bed once again.

>Schalke

shut the fuck up

where is that goat?

Ujah killed it

denmark
?

>Osako
noice

...

Yes

good morning

what's up?

Good morning. Not much. Listening to football on the radio while doing the dishes.

>mfw my childhood dream of seeing schalke relegated will come true

can confirm. it was supposed to be a weird voodoo-sacrifice ritual they used to do in his village. it was supposed to help his career but he somehow fucked it up it seems and thus went to china in search of atonement

>doing the dishes
still?

Did cabinets, fridge, stove etc. earlier, doing dishes now.

...

racing club

hehehe

Gisdol confirmed for new trainer at HSV

HEHEHEHEHHE

Imagine all you knew was to shovel coal.
Then they close all mines.

hahahahaha

He could have waited a week for the >Schalke job

hihihihihihihihihihihi

I doubt the >Schalke job is less suicidal than the HSV job.

Can >Schalke do it against Red Bull Salzburg?

I think not

hohohohohohoho

>neini this mad

Schalke might never win again

>Becks

Ins Gas.

She is making fun of it

hähähähähähä

You dropped an L there, friend.

thanks m80

höhöhöhöhöhöhöhöhöhöhö

Lins Gas?

hëhëhëhëhëhëhëhëhëhëhëhëhëhëhëhëhëhëhë

2, 3, 1

what's even the difference between Ruhrpott cities, they all like the same (shit)

hïhïhïhïhïhïhïhïhïhïhïhïhïhïhïhïhïhïhïhïhïhïhïhïhïhïhïhïhï

>m-maybe no one will notice it's a young boys bern shirt
I bet it worked desu

bestimmt schon 14

SKINHEADS

OSTDEUTSCHLAND

Zu alt für dich?

I love those Jonah Hill threads on Cred Forums

never been on Cred Forums

The only place I really go on Cred Forums outside /bundes/

I go on /asp/ and /gif/.

thios is exactly the shit why bundes is on autosage you stupid fucking retard, fucking neck yaself cunt.

Okay, sounds fun. Are you on /asp/ for the wrestling

But spurs are a joke club like schalke

yes

the united states mens national soccer team

This guy used to present the broadcasts on Danish tv in '90s

why do people hate schalke?

I like them

only regular folks did it here

Some goal from Sisto tonight.
Maybe HSV should have put a bit more effort into signing him.

>lost 5-0
just kill me

That's rich coming from a bayern fan.

>Disliking warm and sunny weather
Schneeneger please...

Hello I'm back

I missed you

Lions

>442

Best formation reporting in

FUCK ALL OF YOU FOR REVELING IN THIS MAGNIFICENT CLUB'S MISERY. THIS WAS THE SEASON WE WERE SUPPOSED TO ASCEND INTO THE LEVEL OF DIRTMUND AND BUYERN. THIS WAS THE FUCKING YEAR BUT NO, FUCKING MATIP & SANE LEFT BECAUSE THEY WERE GREEDY DISLOYAL RATS WHO GOT SEDUCED BY THAT A 4-EYED FRAUD AND POOP RESPECTIVELY, OUR NEW COACH WAS LIED TO BY THE BOARD AND GOT SHIT SIGNINGS AND A MEME NIGGER THAT WILL LEAVE IN A SEASON OR 2 WHEN HE'S FINALLY USEFUL.

HOW THE FUCK DID WE LET DRAXLER GO WITHOUT MAKING SURE SANE WOULD BE COMMITTED?

ENOUGH OF THIS HURR DURR >SCHALKE POSTING. THIS IS SLANDEROUS TO THE CLUB, THE FANS, THE PLAYERS, THE COACHES, AND ALL OF THE RUHR ARE OWED A FULL APOLOGY ONCE WE WIN OUR FIRST MATCH.

LASTLY WHY THE FUCK IS FAHRMANN STILL WEARING OUR KIT? HE IS THE WORST KEEPER IN THE BUNDESLIGA. FUCK HIM FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO ORGANIZE A DEFENSE OR STOP A SHOT

k

>we

What part of Syria are you from m8?

>flagposting this bad

Embarrassingly pathetic.

>smart enough to realize schalke was a sinking ship
>eplel fags thought he was a meme
>pep will soon mold him into another goat player for germany

Apologize

I missed you too bebe :)

"your" shithole club will be going down in a few months

Bentaleb, Baba and Stambouli were good signings imo.

>2 defensive midfielders
>defensive spaghetti everywhere
>no creativity
they're shit, I only pray this masn gets more time to turn it around

Playing them both at once might be questionable but >schalke were lacking some decent DMs for years.

Holjberg is goating right now for Southampton, then again it is the EPLel

He was pretty pretty good for Augsburg too.
Some players just can't schalke.

I thought bolt was a united supporter

I don't understand what our playing style is supposed to be anymore. Huntelaar needs to be benched and replaced but i don't think we have a goat youth striker. Donis is a meme

Haji Wright seems to be doing alright.
I think in general Schalke should put more trust in youth, that worked out better than expensive signings in the past (Boateng, Aogo, etc.)

Jacksonville Jaguars

why do old women have short hair?

>tfw /drunkposting/

Please stay on topic.

Good morning /schalke/. What will you be doing today?

youtu.be/1Rz9FKh8ZjM
I don't even watch handegg but there is no doubt about who it is.

no
good morning. work.

Wisła Kraków or Legia Warszawa
yup. This Legia is playing in CL

normal neger please leave

Lads when will >Schalke play Haji Wright? It cant hurt to give him minutes when he's a promising young player doing well at their academy and >Schalke currently are >Schalke in the league.

Haircut. I just want a short back and sides with a trim on top. What is a fade? Is it the same as a blend?

Post pictures.

Schalke have three strikers in theri team. I don't think he will get some match parctice

Certainly not

Hojberg is more of an C(A)M/No.8, just like Goretzka,

wew

ayooooooo

Yes ayooooooo

>Nastastic

How did he get so low?

From debuting against Madrid and looking good, having a great 2012-2013 season, to suddenly falling behind 30+ year old Demichelis and Lescott, and now this.

Yeah he was full of promise but it has all gone wrong for him and it seemed to happen overnight.

Benching Naldo was a blunder.

>no Dolberg
I'm so angry

I forgot already which match was it, anyways I was watching the bundes highlights and when the keeper lost the ball at the corner flag and the dude took a shot and hit the side post. Man that had me laughing.

Michael Laudrup is the new head coach of Qatari champions Al-Rayyan.
This is his second coaching job in the country.

can't wait for the next >schalke

Nah, the Browns are just genuinely shit. Schalke should theoretically be amongst the better teams in the league, but they proceed to >Schalke it up at every single opportunity.

Stindl vs Nyland?

Uden for doren hos Marc-Uwe Kling står en dag en talende kænguru, som gerne vil låne et par ting, så den kan lave en æggekage. Det viser sig hurtigt, at den mangler alt, inklusiv et komfur. Den installerer sig derfor i Marc-Uwes kokken. Kænguruen folder sig ud som kommunist, samfundskritiker, nasserov, romtoppeelsker og Bud Spencer-fan. Marc-Uwe er, som forfatteren selv, musiker og komiker – og desuden meget passende Terence Hill-fan! Inden længe er kænguruen flyttet ind, og kaos hærger.

Sounds like a type of thing that would really annoy me (not the kænguru, but the piece of writing)

i quite like it actually

...

Hmm well I don't

OKAY

Are you studying Danish?

no

Well you've posted Danish sentences a few times.

i speak perfect danish

Okay cool. How did that happen

i learned it, duh

Is one of your parents Danish or did you learn it in school?

no

i don't actually speak danish btw

>it's an evil Denmark visits Germany episode

Were you a child in the DDR and watched a lot of Olsen Banden?

Oh okay

see and

Well that was a waste of time. Should we make a real /bundes/?

Is there anything more pathetic and sad than having your sponsor on the collar of a dress shirt when you do an interview?

no

yes

>Double Data Republic

/bundes/

Good to have you back in top form

>schalke