Why don't the Eagles just fly the ball into the end zone?
Why don't the Eagles just fly the ball into the end zone?
Jordan Foster
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Jaxson Baker
>team is called the jets
>roster is composed entirely of humans
Michael Thompson
>team is called the browns
>team is literally shit
well, at least some names are apt
Nicholas Barnes
>team is called the Texans
>doesn't recruit solely from Texas
Jason Price
>Roster is called the Patriots
>star quarterback is friends with Donald Trump
Carson Martin
>team is called Manchester United
>Manchester has another team which divides the city
Blake Perez
Donald is a patriot by definition so it checks out
Anthony Robinson
>Team is called All Blacks
>Mostly comprised of white people
Asher Butler
>new zealand
>white
Brody King
David James
>Team is called real Madrid
>There isn't a fake one
Kayden Ward
>Name is Petr Cech
>Is actually Czech
>Name is Stephen Ireland
>Is actually Irish
Nolan Gomez
>all-white All Blacks
>wiry builds everywhere
>70's hairdos and staches
>Haka resembles more a wedding reception choreography than an actual intimidating ritual
CRINGE
Aaron Gomez
>team is called Chicago bulls
>there's no bulls in the team
Alexander Scott
they're actually all bulls
Jonathan Stewart
They are the bulls of white apehoop fans' wives.
Chase Powell
>Team is called Steelers
>Wear plastic armors
Jeremiah Ross
>team is called Sheffield Wednesday
>They play most of their games on Saturday
Brody Johnson
> danny 'drinky' drinkwater actually drank water at on point in his life
Owen Jones
it unites the county of Greater Manchester
Nolan Evans
>team is called movistar yamaha
>no movie stars in team
Gavin Richardson
>Team is called the Indiana Pacers
>yfw traveling is not allowed in the NBA
Andrew Reed
>team is called the auburn tigers
>war eagle
John Sanders
>Olympique de Marseille
>Olympique Lyonnais
>Nimes Olympique
>Olympiakos
None of them ever played in the Olympics
>Haka resembles more a wedding reception choreography
Brazilian weddings sound pretty interesting all of a sudden
Charles Williams
>Team is called the Jets
>Worse catastrophe to ever happen to them was two jets crashing into their world trade centres
Bad example
>Team is called Fire
>...
Adam Hall
>this does not fucking slip
>it slips
Ethan Mitchell
Our receivers can't catch.
Julian Roberts
>traveling is not allowed in the NBA
Good one