/epl/

>coyes

I feel sorry for the Jap Mackem desu

HAWAY THE LADS

>Mustafi
8/10
>Xhaka
8/10
>Perez
6/10
>Holding
6/10

>a SPORT journalist has said he could see Ter Stegen playing in midfield to replace the injured Busquets
>someone was unironically paid to write that

>de gay

>watching west 'am get buttfucked again
should be laffs

Why did he take the Sunderland job?

Cost me 2 points in the Sky Super 6 league

Mane 10/10
Wijnaldum 7/10
Matip 8/10
Klavan 6/10
Karius to early to tell
Manninger n/a

LRL, who is expected to win this?

For the love of the game.
He's gonna be sacked soon because Snuderland are a basket case club.
I think everyone, bar Sunderlanders, want them relegated.

too early**

Obviously Roma. They like to pretend they compete for JUVEWINSLOL.

absolutely nothing

Bailly
6/10 - Rash as fuck especially in the City and Watford games but been decent i guess

Pogba
4/10 - Showed yesterday he's good when playing if an actual AM but sill been shit bar the Southampton game

Miki
2/10 - Is he made of twigs?

Ibra
8/10 - Like having first 2 years RVP back

Roma, Torino can't score goals atm

It's going to be good mainly because West Ham are terrible and there's a decent chance of crowd trouble.

ahh yes

twitter.com/BestAFCGoals/status/779723715915505669

I think he didn't see Sanchez.

>Miki
>2/10 - Is he made of twigs?
His confidence is.

GOOOOOOOOOOL TORINO

BELOTTI

HmmmmmMMMMMMmmMMMMm

He called him Xavi with a pair of gloves.

>Hart
>Falque
>Ljajic
>Szczesny
>Fazio
>Salah
>Dzeko
>Iturbe
literally PL rejects: the match

>the city of me

Bailly is class lad

Go Torino~

...

>jekko

rate my snapchat story lads

He's been alright since United have hardly faced the hardest teams up until now but when he's missing a tackle up at the halfway line where there is zero pressure you have to wonder what's he playing at

haha banter

how the fuck did that stay out

Italian football reminds me of conference football

I don't get it

Will Mahrez even get a move in January? He's just so shit this season I don't think Barcelona would want him anymore.

he was awful against watford

>west ham vs southampton
>""""super" sunday

>Aston Villa have fined Jack Grealish following a club investigation into the winger's part in an all-night party.

>you now remember how desperate people were for him to choose England

its not sake, its sake like that jap wine hahaha

>Hernandez
6/10 - fairly good so far, seems better at RB than CB, has a beastly throw
>Zieler
7/10 - about on par with Schmeichel, maybe not quite as good and ought to have saved some of Chelsea/United's goals these past two matches. infinitely better than our backup keeper last season
>Mendy
no clue so far, he's played for literally 45 minutes in the PL before getting injured
>Musa
6/10 - pacey as fuck, explosive on the ball but has been way too hesitant to take the shot and tried passing to another player when he could easily have scored
>Kapustka
5/10 - has a lot of promise but he's 17, a lot of time for him to develop and make an impression
>Slimani
5/10 - was great against Burnley, anonymous against United

Vardy and Mahrez should have jumped ship as soon as they could, did they honesty believe that Leicester would be anywhere near the top 6 this season?

>he's 17
19, though the point still stands.

um there's this thing called LOYALTY, ever heard of it?

He just signed a new contract and he's CL-cup-tied so there's no chance of him being bought in January

whoops
he might make an appearance against Southampton next week if we need to rest a winger after the Porto game

3 letters my friend
P
S
G

Spalletti seems really good at making average teams

I hope Villa get relegated to League 1.

no such thing in modern day football.

i-is he good now?

Literally a midtable team now

never

he hates PSG and doesn't want to move to Ligue 1 because it's so uncompetitive

bravo 7.5/10
stones 8/10
gundam 6.5/10
sane 6/10
nolito 7.5/10
moreno, gabriel, zinchenko ???/10
sterling 9.5/10

who is that

Looks like it
What I like about liverpool's midfield is that they all seem to have their jobs that compliment each other.
Lallana is good at pressing, Hendo can pick those passes out and Wijnaldum seems to be good at breaking up play in midfield.

cruyff turn man

he's good not great like always

Lallana

LOL. Vardy stayed because Lestah were dumb enough to give him a long contract on 100 grand a week.

>sterling
>Summer signing

who can white children possibly look up to these days?

>rate your teams summer signings
>sterling 9.5/10

no he is shit

Pulisic desu

>3 goals and 3 assists so far in the league
>shit

kane

kante back to leicester in january, thoughts?

Giuseppe Hart of course.

football is fucked

>sterling
I guess we have to expect this now from the man city 'fans' that are suddenly appearing

>Batshuayi
7/10 he has potential but he's in such a shit shower of a team he can't do much

>Kante
8/10 a lot better than Mikel but same as above

>Alonso
4/10 worthless desperate signing

>Luiz
6/10 i'm glad he's back, he's our boy, and he hasn't been nearly as bad as Cahill

>Eduardo
lel

Have Moreno, Gabriel and Zinchenko played a minute this season?

Antonio has 5 goals and is the leading scorer of the league. Yet he is shit and I wouldn't want him anywhere near liverpool

Why didn't Kane just move to a big team when he had a chance? Now he's getting subjugated by a korean

>Not Carlo Hart

hart has been good so far

>he didn't look up to Kluivert, Davids or Gerald Asamoah as a child

*dabs*

wew lad

salah would unironically start for chelsea right now

>american
>white

>De Rossi is still a ppv football player

Carlo Gioseffo Giovanni Hartino

Jamie Carragher @Carra23
Jurgen Klopp joins us tomorrow on #MNF

>you now remember there being about 8 different man city tripfags back around 2011

Rabiot

Yeah, it means shit players get sold whenever the club wants and good players have to stay. Don't hear many people talking about Man Utd's loyalty to Rooney or Man City's to Toure/Hart.

James Milner
Liverpool

146 per goal

437 played

3 Goals scored

1 Assists

Shots on target
Total 100% 3
3

LCIM

>young kids looking up to midfielders

best left back in the league?

all pens, but great penalty taker none the less

also, great left back

this is a decent claim
>the absolute state of LBs in the prem

ngl I was looking up to Ballack and Zidane
I'd say Griezmann then

rose, shaw and monreal are decent but there's no outstanding left backs imo

>the state of fullbacks in general

bellerin is literally the best RB in the league that's how pathetic it is

>muh benulties

fuchs

Shaw is atrocious
I've literally never seen him have a good game

Also Azpilicueta
I forgot about Rose
Monreal is having a bad season so far

Football was fucked when cunts like you fail to support a local team and bandwagon and glory hunt

did you watch the game yesterday?

Name a single good left back except for David Alaba
I'll wait

Moreno and Zinchenko are on loan, Gabriel doesn't arrive till January.

james milner

Holy shit Ireland getting blown the fuck out

Monreal

Alberto M.

...

Hamez Miynero

>evidently a playful take on the "he's like a new signing" cliche
>autists triggered
>ur not a real futbawl fan like me!!!!

wow this place really has gone to shit

my mate just said that trequartista and playmaker is __exactly__ the same thing

what a fucking mong, how do i btfo him the hardest?

>Forgetting Mooy

>This damage control
Bandwagon scum like you are a cancer.

Luke Shaw in about a year

haha tell him you'll meet up with him for a drink in the local muslim no-go zone

>(you)

Filipe Luis
Alex Sandro
Ricardo Rodriguez
Trémoulinas
Kurzawa
Digne
Hector
Sidibé
Ghoulam
Wendt
maybe others

Why is everyone so angry today.

Raphaël Guerreiro is very good

>someone disagree with me
>my response is running to my "friends" on a druze drawings site and ask for their help

because the >Liverpoo get beaten by bottom half teams meme got BTFO and all the ABLs are angry

Alri lads

Was at the United game yesterday

Pretty shit atmosphere desu

what does 28 have on his shirt? can't read the first and last words desu

lel thanks for the (You)'s

Lord of the ings

Lord Of The Ings.

>you now remember Danny Ings

Jimmy M.

>tfw united are back so can only make fun of chelsea
It just isn't the same, lads.

>moyes

Utd have been very loyal to Rooney he's been dog shite for about 3 years

tears at the picture description. pogba got too much sauce !!!

Andrew Robertson.

Trust me on this one.

>3 goals from corners
>back
this is just the eye of the storm

>beating lestah shitty
>back
what did he mean by this?

>ignoring the good performances from everyone because 3 goals came from corners

He's a midfielder now though.

Alright lads I'm gonna make a big picture to represent /epl/, give me all the best /epl/ memes.

But they beat Northampton as well.

>Inb4 some unfunny Cred Forumstard says dab or carvery

Oh they're definitely making it in m8

t. FM enthusiast

Then I don't give a fuck about your faggot ass picture.

t. Adam Riggotzi

How do we fix Kante?

get a refund on him

Play him as a box to box midfielder like he is and not a defensive shield who plays 3 yard passes and does the odd interception

>Kante was shit yesterday
>doesn't dab

HMMMMMMMMMM

BENULTY TORINO

roma a shit

BENULTY ROMA

wew

>"There's 2 great teams in Liverpool. Liverpool, and Liverpool under 23s"

premierleague.com/tables?team=U21
>Everton u23s are higher
kek

>using last season's table

it wasn't last season's table a few minutes ago

U23s? Are these the layers that aren't good enough for the 1st team.

>Leicester
>0 wins
what the fug

they shouldn't have let their u16 coach go to derby and put him in charge of the u23s instead

it's working again now

anyone else find it pretty hilarious that city are the only ones who changed their U23 name, and they decided to call them the 'elite development squad'

(Yooooooooooou)

ROMA BTFO

szczęsny a shit

Hmmm, I click on it, this season's flashes up then it changes to last seasons. I click on the U23 tab and I can select this season again

Am I seriously so bored I'm about to watch Rangers v Aberdeen?

twitter.com/Carra23/status/780002655225675776

Ebin bantz

decent filename tbf

Hart is literally leading Torino to unprecedented heights, big Sam HAS to call him.

>torino 3-1 roma
>me

le tall hair man

big fan of the torino jersey

>not watching the arrers

LFC's Next 8 Premier League Fixtures:

Swansea (A)
Man United (H)
WBA (H)
Palace (A)
Watford (H)
Southampton (A)
Sunderland (H)
Bournemouth (A)

>Rooney starting for Aberdeen
how the mighty have fallen

who's on?

DLWDWWDW

Anyone watching Chinese league on sky sports 2?

Pelle threw his pl career away to play in a children's league for some more cash

Literally 7 wins out of 8. (we'll inevitably choke one of those)

Raked in 80 points in my predictor on BBC lids. Would've probably gotten 90 if I wasn't so delusional about Arsenal - Chelsea.

DLDDWLWL

MUH HUGS

Hmmmm

Wade vs. Smith soon ()

>based Jamie la with Kloppo on MNF

great la, get them to talk about how we'll win the league

LLLLLLLL

>Rangers: Foderingham, Tavernier, Wilson, Hill, Wallace, Holt, Halliday, McKay, Waghorn, Garner, Forrester

>People honestly believe that team would have a chance in the EPL

W
W
L
L
W
W
W
W

>tfw i knew we had a shit team
>tfw mouyes was still the problem
yanited will still suck. but so will chelsea

Kek didn't even know Sky were showing the Chinese League.

Have Southampton even really replaced Pelle?

this torino vs roma game is top

United are a lot better than Chelsea, and will comfortably finish higher than them this season, and for the foreseeable future.

Canadians btfo

We're in a very, very bad position right now in terms of team morale and character. All these amazing players want to quit and move on, three of our most loyal players (Terry, Ivanovic, Cahill) are simply not good enough to play at this level anymore, one is going through a very tough time in his personal life (Willian) and that only leaves us with Fabregas, Moses and Azpilicueta who truly seem to love the club for what it is and would like to stick around.

What happened to us? What has caused such a bad environment in the dressing room? Cesc and Azpi are the only two world class Chelsea loyalists that we have anymore when we used to have a full team of those a decade ago. It's not looking good and it hasn't looked this bad, ever.

How can this situation be resolved? We can't hold players back against their will, but then again, a mass clear out would destabilise us too much. With what we have right now though, one can argue if this even is the kind of "stability" that we want, going forward.

Thanks for reading. I'd love to know you guys' thoughts.

i dont think anyone believes that

Literally the only thing that consoles me is that customers are going to get wrecked after starting to worship a guy they absolutely hated 4 months ago.

austin is filling in for him now

SOMETIMES I DREAM SOMETIMES I DREAM

D
W
L
L
W
D
L
W

>People honestly believe that team would have a chance in the championship

this

need to start watching more serie A

top lmao

>Google Pelle
>He's earning £260k a week

Jesus cunting christ.

>there are people who think Liverpool will choke this season

Lads, have you seen Are Kloppo?

He's not some inferior manlet like Brenny, he's an alpha male who hugs and pushes his players around because he can. If he tells them to go and win this league, they will go and do it.

So didier is calling himself a pussy?

>We
Remind me lad what part of Chelsea you from?

He choked twice last season

People who think Trudeau and Obama are progressive and cool are the problem.

good point I agree wholeheartedly

Same people that like Klopp

no, people who like Poop

>you now remember liverpuddlians calling brenden "character" rogders a genious and the best manager in the league

...

losing on pens isn't choking it's the luck of the draw™

choked the 2nd half against sevilla alright, did well to even get that far though

Well, he is the best manager in the league now desu.

> have you seen Are Kloppo?
The guy who lost the Europa league final to a 'been there done that' Sevilla? The guy who already lost to fucking Burnley?

Fuck this I'm off for a brew.

>memepiss degay

>Janssen
6/10 - Physically looks suited to the PL but iv'e had a few soldado flashbacks when he's missed chances

Nkoudou
5/10 - Looked good against Gillingham but that's not much of an indicator

Sissoko
6/10 - I think we've overpaid and i don't see him starting ahead of son/erikson/lamela but he's good for depth I guess

Wanyama
8/10 - Probably our best signing, was cheap and has worked under poch before which is a bonus

>Sissoko
6/10

>Jansen
Scoring when/10

>wanyama
7/10

>Nkoudou
Who/10

>tfw Klopp on MNF is more interesting than the actual football

If someone offered me quadruple my wages to do easier work in China I'd fucking take it

>sissoko
>the worst signing of the summer by any team
>6/10

spurs delusion is rampant right now

He made the right choice. He's like 31, getting a big move has passed him by, Italy's strikers are so utterly shit he still gets called up anyway.

Googled Shandong (hehe, dong) and they have Papiss Cisse. Completely forgot about that guy, and they're being coach by le rub cheese on it man.

>le heavy metal hoofball man

Literally going to turn off the tele when he comes on desu

your loss pal

strawpoll.me/11298953/ ,

Hernandez should replace Simpson so >we can meme throw left and right

Marcelo

pretty envious of united right now. desu everybody like city, liverpool, and arsenal are feasting while we're here dead. even spurs are killing it.

Aye but you have to live in China. I Spose it's worth having a few years of shite to live a life of luxury

>>the worst signing of the summer by any team
puhlease both Pogba and Luiz are worse value for money

heh...

How did any premier league club select him?

how bitter can you be lmao

what's wrong with living in china?
if you're getting paid big bucks, you'll be fine.
but desu i've only been to beijing and shanghai.
guess you live in shantytown if you think china's major cities are anything different to london.

Most of them live in 'China' though. Gated communities that are nicer than 99% of the rest of the country.

It's not like Sunderland could get a better manager.

think I fell in love with Torino there lads

>comfy looking stadium
>lovely kit colour
>passionate players and fans

>liberals

>Kante

8/10 not a lot you can do when you're the only defensive player that knows what he's doing

>Batsman

7/10 not AMAZING but he has looked really sharp. Can't be blamed for playing striker in a team that doesn't know how to defend.

>Alonso

6/10 I know a lot of people give him shit, but honestly for what reason? He looked excellent against Leicester and being up against Arsenal playing along side Cahill, Luiz and stupid fucking Ivanovic isn't exactly an easy ride.

>Luiz
Just fuck off back to PSG you fucking mental basket. Why you were ever brought back I will NEVER know. He's a fun guy to have in the team alright, but he has absolutely no worth what so ever to the team out on the pitch. Every time he's on the pitch he disorganizes the defense and makes a fucking mess out of everything. 0/10 pls die.

good lad

great record with Everton

>ayew
> mkhitaryan

Although we arent far behind

>Not rating lallana
Fuck off tripfag scum

Post funny football videos.

youtube.com/watch?v=XqhaVm8OnMQ

mkhitaryan will come good and ayew was unlucky with an injury

EBJH

lmao joey.
wish you'd' come play for us

He's a system baby like every other player from dortmund and Jose destroying his confidence wont help

>score 24+ goals this season
>still lower in the table with a lower gd than fucking arsenal

Congrats

Nkoudou is criminally underrated by mongs again

we've had quite hard fixtures and the 24 goals is in all competitions

Sissoko has actually played sort of decent though as much as it pains me to say it (I really dislike that delusional cunt).

weeew

>played Arsenal, Chelsea, Tottenham away
>Leicester at home
>4th place

All wins
Nothing can stop Arsenal this season

Rio is so based, would love to watch him merk some tosser.

I like Trudeau tbH. charismatic lad
fuck obama though he ain't helping the mandem in the projects

t. Sum Ting Wong

is he, dare i say, back?

Would be an embarrassment if they don't win all 8 T B H

yes

Are any of these over the Christmas period? If so then those are some really good fixtures to have.

anything less than 8 wins would be bad

the dates are there

>Ayew: no thighs
>Masuaku: keep your hands down son
>Zaza: fuck off back to italy
>Calleri: eh
>Tore: fuck off back to turkey
>Nordveit: eh
>Feghouli: play a full match
>Arbeola: play a fucking match

He was depressed after his miss and wanted to be someone's hero, if it meant being a mercenary

Did a big nasty hungover shit lads. Some of it caught on my very hairy arse, it's usally a nightmare to clean but I just used a screwdriver to scrape the poo-gunk off. Feels good man, only a light poo smell when I scratch my arsehole and sniff.

>Mane
9/10. Best winger we've had since Mcmanaman
>Gini
6/10. Looks fairly solid, nothing too impressive yet.
>Klavan
7/10. Solid as fuark.
>Karius
6/10. Not really done anything yet.
>Grujic
6/10. Looked OK v Derby.
>Matip
8/10. Solid as fuark as well.

>Liverpool actually having a great summer transfer window.
Not familiar with this feel whatsoever lads.

>Mane 9/10
>Wijnaldum 8/10
>Matip 9/10
>Klavan 6/10
>Karius - played one league game
>Manninger - not played

got a £3k bonus this month, jamming it on a bet in the west ham game thinking about going antonio to score and westham to win, or maybe btts west ham win what do you think lads?

Is Milner on a free the greatest transfer of all time?

closely followed by Matip on a free la

soton win under 2.5

antonio to score and westham to win

all these liverslip fans crawling out of their caves

Lewandowski on a free

>Redmond
flashes of quality, hope he becomes more consistent. 6.5/10
>Hojbjerg
looks great. makes >our midfield looks much better. 8/10
>McCarthy
decent backup keeper, nothing fancy 6/10
>Pied
Puel buddy signing. one appearance and now out for the season. ?/10
>Taylor
ok
>Boufal
hasn't played yet. has nice highlight reels. TBD

>betting
Don't do this, you will regret it

>tfw I'll be here as long as Liverpool are good
>tfw I'll go away if we turn shit again
>tfw there's nothing you can do about it

kek

should happen but it is west ham so they could fuck it up massively

>ABLs getting nervous again

Obama's a charismatic lad two, they're both pretty much the same. Surface level nice lads but not at all really. They're the political embodiment of Marvel putting more women and black people into their awful blockbusters, it's all superficial as fuck.

Zlatan

Leicester are doing pretty shit now. Who should I bandwagon this season?

like wild animals, the more nervous they become the more spontaneous aggressive posts they make.

No strong meme team candidates aside from Everton so far.

>£10 trillion a week for the Bosnian Andy Carroll
>Good

no

The league's gone back to normal already. If you wanna bandwagon a cinderella team, may I suggest OGC Nice.

Tottenham are showing signs of staying power

you know remember Montpellier

fuck I keep misspelling shit what's up with me

Spurs ofc as the treble is coming home

Trip on lad, be a good boy and let us filter

just blame the Queen

Because it's enjoyable to watch players develop/contribute and not have trillions of dollars thrown at them

>and you'll be sorry
Why lad? What are you planning?

don't @ me paki

Nice try, GCHQ

the meme will never die

instead of memeing the PL leicester will meme their way to the CL trophy

They aren't allowed to call people paki. So go on paki, what are you planning?

go back to brit/feel/ you smelly bugger

>GOAL! INGS AGAIN! 2-0!

Thank you, based Ingsy

>Inter losing to Bologna

If only he was looking over his shoulder ala Robben

Inter is a fucking shambles

yet they managed to beat jewve
really makes u think

*are

I switched to Livrepool desu

put 5 hundo on this
and 2.5k on this

>The city of Frank The Poor

Corruption

Inter, the club, singular, is a shambles.

Yeah I've started to notice as well. And then they'll claim anyone that doesn't support their shitty club is a badnwagoner. Top irony.

why m8? i've been a gambling degenerate for years desu luckily i have a reasonable income to get away with it

when will the inevitable liverpool collapse begin?

good lad

You're referring to inter the group of individuals on the pitch and coaching/buying players

"Inter is" is american

Ibra, Pogba, Mkhitaryan=Aguero, Silva, De Bruyne.

Hard to say. They might not even collapse this season unfortunately, but if they do I reckon it'll start in January leading to panic buys that takes them further down the drain.

Aguero >>> Ibra
Silva >>>>>>>> Pogba
De Bruyne >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mkhitaryan

WE'VE GOT OZIL, MESUT OZIL, I JUST DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

NA NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA

>based brenny fixed raheem during the summer

poop guardiolel exposed

Klopp doesn't seem the sort to panic buy desu, Grujic was the only signing he made last Jan and the summer signings were all done fairly early

PLEASE DIE

>typing out chants

cringe

Why have the Super Sundays been so shit?

Mkhitaryan was PotS in Bundesliga last season, just as De Bruyne was the season before. Pogba is just the dab man. Ibra has scored equivalent to Aguero over the years.

>being a plastic

WE ARE MANCHESTER
*CLAP CLAP*
CITY
*CLAP CLAP*
THE ONLY CLUB IN THE CITY OF
*CLAP CLAP*
MANCHESTER

>Klopp

It wont be in his hands if shit seriously starts hitting the fan. He will be handed a couple of players he never asked for and he'll get super mad about it and for some reason talk about it in the press because he literally does not know whats ok and not ok to say in a press conference.

Pakis aren't even that dark. What's your ethnicity Monica?

Nice stolen chant you got there Arsecucks

COME ON SEATTLE
*PAUSE*
FIIIIIIIIGHT AND WIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>people replying to the attention seeker

WE ALL FOLLOW THE ARSENAL
OVER LAND AND SEA
(AND TOTTENHAM)
WE ALL FOLLOW THE ARSENAL
ONTO VICTORY
(ALL TOGETHER NOW)

good post lad

the owners just gave him a six year contract, I'm pretty sure they trust him

twitter.com/MesutOzil1088/status/779782552861147136

What's up with kids smelling footballers. Some gook did it to Mata yesterday too.

lyl

...

>mfw a cockney isn't allowed to stand when watching his footy team play

Chelsea fans insited he'd be starting by now. Big Josh too.

>arsecucks in charge of original chants

>arsenal celebrate beating a mid table team like they won the champions league

lmao what a tinpot joke of a club

What defines "doopin mental"?

ONE TEAM IN LONDON
THERE'S ONLY ONE TEAM IN LONDON
ONE TEAM IN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONDON
AND IT'S MANCHESTER UNIIIIIITED

Heh heh
youtube.com/watch?v=FAut4u3GFV4&feature=youtu.be

Yeh just like Mourinho had a 5-year deal with Chelsea. That "trust" is going to go straight out the window if he starts losing games. No such thing as loyalty and trust in the modern game la.

>Accidentally replied to pakiboo

Feel dirty now.

Mkhitaryan has had one good year, De Bruyne has been better than that one good year since his time at Wolfsburg.

Ibra is 35 years old, while Aguero still has at least a couple years at City before going back to Argentina. He also hasn't played for a dominant PSG in the french league.

Bamford deffo should have been a Chelsea player last season, there was no logical reason to buy Pato and Falcao and not keep him.

L L D D L L L L

Chelsea have been really retarded with the striker department over the years. Don't blame Lukaku in the slightest for leaving.

lmao

>rangers

twitter.com/ManCityWomen/status/780038505250557953

what a man

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

HE IS OUR SWEDISH HERO

ON A FREE FROM PSG

HE COST US FUCKIN ZEROOO

6 FOOT 5

HARD AS FUCK

HE GETS THE REDS EXCITED

STICK UR CITY UP UR ARSE

COS WE ARE MAN YANITED

WE ARE MAN YANITED

WE ARE MAN YANITED

>Ibra scored in a league where Balotelli is now scoring at will

woooooooooo pretty big deal bruh

This Chelsea squad doesn't seem suited to Conte at all, surprised there wasn't a larger clear out in the summer

I forgot he existed.

There was no logical reason to keep Lukaku out of the team for a few aging shitters. Ridiculous how they had a young promising striker but preferred to be a retirement home for has-beens.

>cost us zero

No huge wages? No god like signing on fees? No god like agent fees?

Nice

don't men have calf muscles?

>HE COST US FUCKIN ZEROOO

Probably got 10+ million in signing on fees, plus his 300k per week wages.

autism

>say you don't like a thing
>everyone starts doing it

he asked for more signings and got none of them, from what I recall

>Em(anal)o

Man City, Man Utd, Arsenal and Liverpool top 4 confirmed?

10?

Lets be realistic here, if he was in contract PSG would have wanted what 30 for him? Lets be conservative and say 25. Do you think Ibra would really let United sign him for much less than his transfer value?

Kek jesus christ >we're basically Newcastle now. Big club, shit board, lots of money and egotistical dickhead players with their mind anywhere except the fucking game.

swap Tottenham and Utd

>Counting out Tottenham

i-i-it's just bad lighting!

(my father is really fucking dark, a real shame too since my mother is really light)

Couldn't happen to a more deserving club

>Man Utd

you mean Spurs

>big club
No.

oy vey

>getting your own initials printed on a training top
SAD

He doesn't have the benefit of being a contracted footballer though. That'd definitely lessen his bargaining power. 10m is a conservative estimate though.

But I support Man Utd, not Tottenham.

*rich club

you were never big, m8

>Spend 150+ mil on signings
>envision a 4231 with meme signings?
>system doesnt work

Can mouyes be trusted with money anymore, atleast kloop & poop sign the ones who fit in a working system

Ah that's more paki colour. Saying that though the picture you took in the mirror of your face was really dark too.

>still chatting shit

Hate pakis

This cunt lives in fucking Manchester

its not like the new balance shirts are any good anyway, i miss reebok desu

'Pakis' brought knuckle dragging cumskins mathematics while they were busy eating dirt.

>Counting on a team that finished 3rd in a 2 horse race

Why do you faggots believe the hype every year?

COME ON UNION SCORE A GOAL

>the state of Manchester

fucking kek

And what about the fans?

Today is my 4th day on DNP

That's really sad since coming out of a shower, one should be at their lightest

Still though, nothing to say I can't be a cute dark skinned girl, it's probably better than being an unsure medium

I hate how oversized those old shirts were and how tiny the shorts were too

I'm a paki, I can hate them as much as I want

Hate whites for the most part too

That was Arabs

Those were Arabs. Pakis are what happens when a muslim and an Indian fuck.

Thanks la

>one of the biggest fanbases world-wide
>won a fucking cl only 4 years ago
>won the league 4 times in 11 years
>small club

Ebin :DD

>>won the league 4 times in 11 years
and like once in the last 5

I think to qualify as a 'big club', you would have to have fans in North America. And not just one or two, but enough to have a significant fanbase. So from what I've seen, that would be, in odder by biggest
>Liverpool
>Man U
>Arsenal
>Chelsea
>Tottenham
I give it a few years before there are Man City fans here.
I'm a loyal fan. Also, there's always
>Meme Magic™

I wish I went to a grammar school

indian isnt a race, you're thinking of dravidians

Trying too hard desu. AFTV has more gimmicks and characters, True Geordie has that nice contraposition between the setting and how he talks/act. This guy offer nothing but being angry and salty, it doesn't work anymore.

>arabic numerals
>arabic
pick one

Chellers (Chelski fans) are such annoying cunt

Their club, just like themselves have no personality other than causing a mild nuisance to anyone opposed to them

Edgy

>I think to qualify as a 'big club', you would have to have fans in North America

You forgot Fernandes. Though I guess he's also 'Play a match'

Leicester has more yank fans than liverpool

Miki. Pogba thus far.

Like I said, I'm of pakistani descent myself

m8 please, everyone thinks of Chelsea as something akin to Parma

just get loads of money to buy competitions for a decade, then once your owner gets bored the club starts going to shit and eventually he sells and leaves you to get relegated.

in 20 years time we'll all look back on Chelsea and think of the novelty that this club won some titles and a CL when they're doing in the championship like Forest and Villa are now.

so if I want to refer to Pakis, Indians, Sri Lankans and Bangladeshis collectively I call them Dravidians?

That's what I said. Would you expect someone here to cheer for West Brom or Stoke City?

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It's unprofessional too, Robbie would never get emotional like this, he remains impartial about the whole wonga debate

Doesnt Chelsea also have a fan channel where some bird with big tits presents?

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spitfire just went over my house wew

No m8, i wasnt referring to your hate of pakis, just that his printed name is similar to the word edgy

>Ibra has scored equivalent to Aguero over the years

In france lol

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No but having foreign bandwagoners as fans isn't the mark of a big club

>one of the biggest fanbases world-wide
On par with spurs, kek
>>won a fucking cl only 4 years ago
And Leicester won the league last year
>won the league 4 times in 11 years
With a blank chequebook. Well done.

Such a fucking joke of a club

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OK, what would you consider the mark of a big club?

"""""Super"""""" Sunday

No, you dont. They are like 90% of the population granted, but north indians & outskirts of north pakistan are not dravidians

twitter.com/SophieRoseUTC

nah the baggy shirts were pretty great desu, the old barclays prem logo looked so much nicer too

Soup or Sundae.

Multiple WORLD CLASS players like City, Real, Barca have

AFTV is well thought, we joke about it but it's easily something that could be on tv, which is miles ahead of your average youtube stuff, even the most popular ones.

There is youtube.com/user/chelseafanschannel

need a qt Tamil gf desu

>club completes a free transfer
>fans: "b-but what about the signing-on fee and the wages?"

This is what happens, right?

>chelsea bandwagoners upset because now every team in the prem has money and they cant keep up

They look like children

ugh then what can I say

So fucking what? Liverpool haven't won a single league titles in over 20 years, are they a small club? They also have a massively smaller fanbase than the other teams in the "old" top 4 that regularly competed for the league from 2002 until Liverpool first started to collapse and Man City got their money.

Chelsea are 4th on the official ranking of fans world-wide you fucking idiot. Not exactly proud of it, since it MASSIVELY due to the cash-influx by Abramovich, but that still makes them a huge fucking club you spastic. Only Real, Barcelona and Man United have bigger fansbases.

well owen was only like 18? i think

>You will never cradle Sophie on your arms, and brush her hair as you console her after yet another Chelsea defeat.

Genuinely hate this feel lads.

>Payet is playing
>people keep doubting this is Super Sunday
kek
We're in 2016 lad
Time to catch up
Expect two free kick goals from Payet
Bets start at 11/9

Payet's overall 2015-2016 season : youtube.com/watch?v=qyAyUucXq_Y
Payet against Romania : youtube.com/watch?v=L9WWbsDum2o
Payet's assist of the year (rabona) : youtube.com/watch?v=BFbT4ygqyWw
Payet against Cameroon (includes free kick goal) : youtube.com/watch?v=ZOu9t-h7dg8
Payet against Russia (includes free kick goal) : youtube.com/watch?v=xpPuyzycpXE

Large domestic fanbase (largest in the city it's in at least)
Having won a large amount of trophies consistently over 50 odd years
Being in the champions league

liverpool have a history to meme about though

they're a lot like AC milan except now they're actually doing well

Can anyone explain to me why the Norwegian Chelsea blogposter isn't just as bad as 190kg and the tranny?

Payet's roulette against Accrington
twitter.com/UberWestHam/status/779583146350215168?lang=en

where's ginger heskey?

Just wait until a sunny day

Plastic melts under intense heat and were will your "fans" be then?

Also, pretty sure Arsenal are bigger than the Chellers

>Oh, OK, I thought we were just talking about EPL. IF we mean the rest of Europe as well, then probably Real, Barca, Bayern, Dortmund, Juventus, maybe PSG. I've seen a lot of Galatasaray fans, but that might be because I live in a neighborhood with a lot of turks.

autism

>single league titles in over 24 years
ftfy

He is not a tripfag yet.

>yanited customers

Arsenal are 5th in the same list.

still can't believe chelsea let arsenal have mustafi like that

Some of Payet's stats

Ignore the greentext, that was by accident

>the tranny?
Prefer this to being referred to as "the paki"

hopefully in a retirement home

23-24

Monica stopped tripping, so is she cool now?

No one cares about Pooyet

There would be quite a different context to this clip if he hadn't rescued them with the last second free kick desu.

A tripfag mark is forever.

>"s-stop proving me wrong with facts i-its no fair!!1!"

Go back to bed.

Do you regret your tripfagging days?

Chelsea are a tinpot club who will fade into irrelevance because their oil money no longer makes a difference

Nah

West Ham's meltdown is genuinely thrilling

muh pushing for europe
muh payet
muh new stadium
oh shit we can't see anything
oh shit we keep losing
oh shit fans brawling with each other
oh shit we left upton park for this

Is there a word for when you read and enjoyed a novel in a series but put off reading the next for a long while despite wanting to now?

Then what are you doing here retard

What do you mean by that?

West Ham is screwed once he retires/leaves

Is Cred Forums a big club?

He wasn't being underrated, he wasn't given a rating because we don't know who he is and haven't seen enough of him to rate him. Literally played like 10m in the league cup and 1m in the PL.

depression

Official club nicknames list

Manchester City = City
Tottenham = The Totters
Arsenal = Gunners
Liverpool = The Pool
Everton = The Everton
Man United = United
Crystal Palace = The Palace
Chelsea = The Chellers
West Brom = The Brom
Watford = The Wattors
Leicester City = The Foxes
Hull City = The City
Bournmouth = The Bourne
Southampton = Hampton
Middlesborough = The Borough
Swansea = The Swans
Burnley = Burn
West Ham = The Hammers
Stoke = The Stokers
Sunderland = The Sun

;_;

I don't think so to be honest
Maybe you could just say that you procrastined willingly or somethng

It was so different back then. Every third post seemed to be a trip.

4u

Wet Spam are already screwed

Objectively not true, and in the, well tbf pretty likely event at this rate, that they end up like that I'll still be supporting them and shitposting on here so stay angry my friend, because I'm not going anywhere :^)

>Sunderland = The Sun
kek

>implying she actually gives a shit about football and isn't doing it because of the crossover between football fans and people who like glamour whatever the fuck models

>Burnley = Burn

You spelled Middlesbrough wrong

>"Mourinho said that Madrid was a political club with warring factions and told me a story about Essien inviting teammates to his 30th birthday but only a few turned up," Beasley explained.

>"He had to console Essien, saying it was nothing personal and that it didn't mean the players didn't like him but they simply were only concerned with themselves and had better things to do."

>Later it emerged that only Luka Modric and Ricardo Carvalho attended the party with the centre-half having known the midfielder from their time together at Stamford Bridge.

>I'll still be supporting them and shitposting on here so stay angry my friend, because I'm not going anywhere :^)

>implying people wont enjoy you sticking around so they can laugh at you for supporting a joke of a club

Us gals can like football too...

Because the place is irrelevant, just like the fact I misspelled it

feels good, mang.

THAT LIVERPOOL FEEL

I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

Breh

>won the cup twice
>big players
>best fans in the world
>more hates than teams have fans
Literally yes

Not having the will to do what you want to do is depression, yeah.

Mid tier clubs need to learn to take the EL seriously.

>being this obsessed

I love it la, keep at it

what happened to willian

I just don't get how they managed to mess up the seating arrangements so badly.

>Everyone hates Mou
>Thinks players will willingly gotto a birthday for a player who's not even good enough for Eibar but plays because he's a Mou guy
Sad for Essien but it's easy to see.

It sound sad, but at the same time would you go to a birthday party of a coworker?

>Luka Modric
oh, I like him now

Really sad story, guess I like Mou now too for consoling him

But maybe it's just because I'm a girl and more sensitive

How so?

Well, if you got invited?

Modric seems like a nice guy, it's a shame injuries ruined Essien he was a great player

Willian is on the same level as Payet. Scores a couple of blooters then contributes fuck all else.

a sporting teammate feels a bit different
also knowing he probably had no friends in spain i might

how shit is zaza

worst summer signing

I can get with this. "How's Jason doing today?" Could be a way of asking how well B'mouth are doing in a match.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y8opk9fqK1Y

If I got invited and there were alcohol.

>Well, if you got invited?
If I liked the guy, not for someone random that joined the club 4 months ago (Essien was born in december, he joined Real in the summer, so it was 4-6 months).

Wtf I wanna hug Essien now

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala
Poor guy.
Modric/Essien seem like nice lads

I would show up if I was invited.

Well, you tend to have two sorts of fans at either extreme of the spectrum, families with kids and the fans who want to stand up and sing.

Most clubs have at least informally designated areas for each type so they're not all mixed together.

Pic of Eissen with Modric at his birthday

Gonna cry but that could just be the hormones

A chance to get to know the guy better

apparently his mother has cancer

I hope that's an agreement breh and not a disagreement breh Austria, because Maya is life.

>striker's primary attribute is workrate
Never, ever fall for this meme.

i mean with his personal life
at least payet is more consistent

Well we're judging so yes I totally would. I would also buy everyone a car too.

Probably, yes. Even it's just a short appearance.

Breh, of course it's agreement. You should know me.

Good lad.

what a bunch of faggots

yes if you are invited

To be honest I fully agree with you
People say Lanzini has enough potential to become as good as Payet but Lanzini is actually one of the most overrated you could ever see
They think being small and agile is all it takes to be a good player
Seriously
Valbuena is small too but he was much better at his peak than Lanzini
Lanzini can't into shot and killer passes like Payet
He's more like a holding midfielder passing the ball to Payet
Which is fine in itself though as long as Payet is playing since that makes Lanzini Payet's best partner alongside Cresswell
Noble on the other hand often passes the ball on the right wing to Kouyaté or Antonio
Of course those two players are great physically but they can't keep the ball
They can't even cross properly, this is Antonio's greatest weakness
>beat his opponent on the right wing
>slows down for no apparent reason because he doesn't know how to make a cross like Payet does every single time
>opponent comes back
>tries to beat opponent again
>loses the take-on
>hurr durr Antonio so good as a winger
They should stick Antonio upfront, the only thing he's good at is heading Payet's crosses
Which is also fine in itself as long as Payet is playing
As you say, West Ham would crumble if Payet weren't here because even though he's idolized, he's still very underrated because of his age
If Payet were 24 years old, everyone would saying he could win the Ballon d'Or
Instead they praise Griezmann
>hurr durr I score in a shit league and I get easy goals in Euro
Trash Griezmann thinks he's a big shot because there is no physical challenge in Liga
I hope he comes to the PL and get humiliated by Payet

Zaza himself is a meme

NEW

what an autistic post

I'm starting to believe that Croatian who said he was mates with Modric's family and how he's the biggest bro in the world.

>rating Willian
>le work rate little end product aside from 3 from kicks about 1 year ago dribble down the wing and pass it back to Ivanovic man

Look at your own post

at least they wont be stupid enough to pay £25m for his after his loan

>STILL insisting on Noble/ Kouyate

Just fuck our shit up again senpai.

Everyone has acknowledged that his free kick record is lucky
But there are still some people on Cred Forums who pretend he is as good as Payet
Blind haters

>Redmond

Needs shooting practice. 7/10, could be more if he learns how to shoot.

>Hojbjerg

Fantastic so far. 9/10

>McCarthy

6/10 solid backup

>Pied

Looked very good in the 15 minutes he played. But he's injured now. ??/10

>Taylor

0/10. A teenager was on the bench in the league cup, completely pointless bringing Taylor in.

>Boufal

????????/10

You were by accident.

Is that Dr.Drew?

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