BREAKING: #Marlins star pitcher Jose Fernandez killed in boating accident. Statement coming from club shortly

Not hard to drown yourself mate..

sleep tight, pupper

who

>American doesn't know irony
Probably went to public school.

I really doubt Loria would cancel a game or do anything that costs him a fucking penny.

>he's on my fantasy team in my keeper league

holy fuck

Alright there, Mr. Ivy League. Explain to me how the statement "marlin dead in a boat" is ironic.

I'll wait.

American doesn't know how to spell wow

Wow

>going to private school

Spotted the cuck numale

what a great headline

foxsports.com/mlb/story/braves-avoid-marlins-hernandez-in-series-finale-092516

You should honor him by keeping him next year

FINALLY MARLINS GET A FUCKING GOOD YOUNG PLAYER AND HE DIES

MIAMI SPORTS SUCK KILL ME

LEL

if he gets a sticky I'm spamming pictures of cruyff

bhahahahahaa

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This is so fucked up. Fuck this

WHAT THE FUCK

As a NEETloser this will never happen to me.

Damn man...

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It's interesting because he was supposed to pitch today but yesterday he got his start pushed back til tomorrow. He probably went out with some buddies last night since he wasn't pitching today. Life's crazy

>spent a year in Cuban prison for trying to defect
>saved mother from drowning when they did defect
>bright young pitcher living the American dream
>dead at 24

Pretty fucking sad, lads, not gonna lie.

Excelsior!

Holy shit. It's real.

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This is sad man he seemed like such a cool guy

just because a player died wtf?

>29-2 with a 1.49 ERA

Damn, I didn't know he was THAT good

I knew he was like a top 15 starting pitcher but shit

Loria is going to add an overturned boat to the fucking stupid ass sculpture I fucking know he will.

>such a cool guy
>he played baseballs

doubt

One of the best in the game man and only fucking 24. This sucks

How do you die on a boat?

Its real
what the fuck

Fuck off. Go jerk off to Messi for the millionth time

>just
I don't know man, the only good player you have end up dead seems like a big deal to me

It's a damn shame, man.

F, my dude.

If I take your boat off will you die?

yeah but they have a whole bullpen for this exact type of situation.

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holy fuck this is awful
he was so amazing

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>Fernández considered his grandmother, Olga, the "love of [his] life".
>After six years apart, Olga and José were reunited in Miami after the 2013 season.

Right in the feels.

F.

Go to your local refugee center and ask them.

>tfw you wake up to the news of death again

Poor kid

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Spics drive like fucking idiots, speed through no wake zones, kill manatees, speed across your bow, wrong way in channels

Damn, baseball has lost two bright young stars recently to tragic accidents in Oscar Tavares and Jose Fernandez.

No memeing from me about this one, lads. This sucks.

do you have aspergers cause I don't even know how to explain why cancelling the game is the appropriate thing to do.

someone halp, explain to him.

That isn't what a bullpen is for.

Are you stupid?

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You will cry if you watch this

youtube.com/watch?v=w5JW7fcf1qg

I'll raise the boy

damn man..

Fuck off cuck

F , as a local Marlin fan this is surreal to watch

Stupid. Bitch shouldn't have be exposed to sun for excess amounts of time . Source I'm a doctor.

>F

They're canceling the game because they're mourning his death you literal mong

Nemo and Dory must be depressed.

Nice fedora meem

0/10, get off the stage

don't tell me, tell the guy who said "they have a bullpen why should they cancel"

I want to protect that child and vagina

I can't believe the mets fucking killed him after he was pushed back to face them in the next series. What a fucking horrid franchise.

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Mate, when the Adelaide footy club coach got murdered here in Australia last year, they cancelled the Adelaide match that was scheduled that week. Only time in AFL history that they've cancelled a game.

;-;7

It's weird I didn't feel like these after the Taveres death but this shit makes me sad

Will she re-marry?

breh

the boat sinks. like yours did in the war.

;_;7

Fucking unreal.

What a shame the guy was insanely talented. They were just talking last night about pushing his start from today to tomorrow.

Would this have happened if the club weren't moved to Miami?

I was gonna make an I'll joke, but then I read his story to get to the MLB

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>"""boating""" """"""""""accident""""""""""

FUCK THE METS

Tavares was a fucking nobody, the only good Tavares is a hockey player.

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Jeez, this is horrible. I was expecting him to be a top tier pitcher in the next 2-4 years. I always enjoyed going to Nats games where he was pitching because he just bootyblasted >us.

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Nice try Vince McMahon, but this is a real sport, not wrestling.

I wanted to avoid having him pitch against the Mets
Not like this
NOT LIKE THIS

Yeah man that shit is crazy

How bad do you have to feel for the guy who was activated from the DL, pushing Fernandez' scheduled start back?

Dude was probably gonna get a Stanton-like contract too.

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he grew up in a ahithole, tried to flee, spent a year in a cuban prison before escaping, finally making it big in the states, has his whole life ahead of him at 24, and then dies like this
life can be absolutely cruel

Something is fishy about this whole thing

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>fishy
not sure intented or not

>boating

i swear to god m8 ill hook ya in the gabber

More like 2001

Also
>Get an extra day's rest
>Fuck around boating at high speed
>Dies
He betrayed the trust of his team to engage in a high risk activity.

Holy fuck, just found out about this. Saw his name trending but didn't think much of it…

F :'(

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Giancarlo was hitting it on the side.

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>>>/reddit/

Fucking hate puns

Holy Fuck Good Night, Sweet Ace

Oh boy don't start this. Not now

I talked hella shit about how he fucked up his Cy Young chances earlier this year

I want to kill myself now

RIP. He seemed like such a cool dude and he was a great pitcher. Would've gone down as one of the best ever.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=pGwhL3VIXxs

Damn Ichiro bringing hot fire

Good news for us Mets bros. Better chance at taking the series.

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Underrated boast.

fuck off

I saw that he was trending and I thought he was starting this morning or something so I ignored it but then I saw the story

Goddamn. He was such a fucking talent. RIP

youtube.com/watch?v=NeloljCx-1g

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Dumb frogeposter

Boats don't do so well with rocks.

Shit the fuck up
Don't bring bad karma on us you fucking dickhead
Show some modicum of respect while you are sitting among your piss-jugs and jizz rags.

DELETE THIS

Really put the marlins between a rock and a hard place today.

He didn't swim so good.

Fuck off with your racist frog, deplorable

Easily was going to be one of the greatest of all time.

Good night sweet Prince.

“Baseball breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall all alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most,

it stops.”

Godspeed Jose.

Is that really his boat? Was he going to fast in a no wake zone?

He did the 90 miles three times I can see the shore from the rocks guy step up JOFER

Is this a pic of the accident?

>putting your boat into the rocks

Is he the guy who did that catch immediately after pitching to the asian looking dude? If so then he gets a F. If not then literally who?

I will join you.

DELET

Post a source, you cuck.

how can I ask them if they're dead

Jesus fucking Christ

Will the Marlins end up retiring his number?

would you rather defect, be a star and die 24. Or, stay in cuba be a nobody and live over 24.

Is on Twitter lazy ass

literally who

f

Reminded me of Darryl Kile
Shocking

Cuba

t. Doesn't learn about the battle of midway

They should.

Jose "Not the Colderwater Rockies" Fernandez
Jose "Life's Done, it's my Home Run" Fernandez
Jose "My Boat is like Elvis: Rock & Roll" Fernandez
Jose "Sail in the Drink, Get Ready to Sink" Fernandez
Jose "One Day Boating, Next Day Bloating" Fernandez
Jose "My Boat in Cold Water on the Rocks" Fernandez
Jose "Not on the Mound, Six Feet Underground" Fernandez
Jose "I Tried to Swing, But My Boat Didn't Miss" Fernandez
Jose "Swing at my Pitches, I'll Swim with the Fishes" Fernandez
Jose "Out at Third Base, Yet I've Got Numbered Days" Fernandez

There were some early headlines that claimed it was a boaking accident.

Fuck man

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THE CASTROS MUST FUCKING DIE

I haven't been paying attention to the Marlins this year, so I'm legitimately asking this:

Was Fernandez having a good enough year to earn some posthumous Cy Young votes?

Try harder Ausfag

We need a sticky for this young Ace!

STICKY THIS THREAD!!!

>253 K's this year

goddamn this guy was a beast

he didn't drive so good

was she also on the boat? there's apparently 4 deaths.

F

Why the fuck is everyone dying this year?

Jose "Gotta go fast to make a splash" Fernandez

life is fucking dank

Most of these weren't even funny

No, he struggled in a few games this year. At 24 he had no ceiling, would of been one of the great pitchers in his era of baseball.

I feel bad about his abuela

he didn't steer so good

This isn't Cred Forums
You guys don't have to be do heartless

This thread just shows the difference between American sport fans and ours, we would have trolled the fuck out of the player who died especially if he played for Manchester United or Liverpool.

Apparently Jose was under the influence of alcohol.

They found a case of Rolling Rock in the cooler

All I've heard is that is that it was Jose and two others dead. No clue if she was on the boat or not. So it should be 3 total dead unless she was one of them and they're counting the baby

>le dips fedora

lel not now, this shit's still sinking in.

Also
>yfw mest will not into playoffs this year

He wasn't even to his peak too. He would have probably been Randy Johnson tier at his best

I'm going to church in half an hour, anybody want me to say a prayer for him?

Fedoras will be disregarded

Fuck off. Humor is the best tribute.

Plus, Cubans love bantz

He played for the Marlins, not the Yankees.

Yeah, he'll get some because he died. He would've gotten some anyways but only a couple of 5th place votes

>Cred Forums
>B

Fuck off back to newfriend

is that a source of pride or something

so how long is the DL stint going to be?

Nobody really cares enough about the Marlins to hate them tho. And he literally put it all on the line to come to America, where he became about the proudest American citizen you'll ever find. And he came across as a really good guy.

If it were on a team ppl liked to hate it'd be different for the edgelords I'm sure.

This desu, americans are soft as shit

Yeah, do that. Just pray for his family and his soul and thank God for the game of baseball

>getting drunk off Rolling Rock

what a fucking pussy

saved to my American banter folder lad

>still sinking in
pretty sure he already sank

Inb4 faggot twirly mustached cucks talk about their greasy leather beers

Read about his story and try not to have the feels.

なんJから来ました
本当ですか?
ご冥福をお祈りします
R.I.P
raptor.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/livejupiter/1474810942/

Cleveland always gets cucked over by Miami in sports

I jsut saw something on Twitter about them pulling a 4th victim so idk

Fucking autocorrect

If anything it shows the quality of Fernandez.

He was THAT good and you will rarely ever find a guy more genuine or loveable in sport. He was loved across the sport.

KEK
TYB Taiwan

>especially if he played for Manchester United or Liverpool.
Marlins are not Manchester or Liverpool, no one gives a shit about them

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HOW ABOUT A LINK TO THE TWEET, YOU NIGGERFAGGOT

Dealing with 40 million blacks doesn't make you soft my man

>Tom Brady and Bill Belichick get to live

Fuck this existence.

Fuck off with moonchannel I can't even post there

This fucking sucks man

Yuro soccer can fuck right off
That shit you call "fandom" is the most cancerous thing in sports

Stop. You're gonna make some more marlins drown themselves in alcohol

RIP
from JAPAN

holy shit there seemed to be a lot of hype around this kid. What the fuck was he doing on a boat during baseball season?

If it makes people feel better so be it. It's not like his family is going to read this thread.

It wasn't meant to be banter. I was just letting you know it was shit.

he's with the Marlins now

24 years old and one of the best pitchers in the league, this is sad as hell

dubs confirm brady next

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So, the game was "cancelled"... what does that mean exactly?

this is the only excitement this lame sport will have all season

Is it really such an odd occurrence? It's not like he was hitting the slopes in the Swiss Alps

Thank you jap san

americans are so delusional and self-centered that they need a significant athlete to die so that they can have some idea of death for about a day before going back on their hedonistic treadmill of hot pockets and bud light

Starting pitchers have multiple days off between starts so they've been known to go out and party. Even everyday players go out on nights before games a lot

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hah

amazing banter lad consider it saved

2 rings

He start was pushed back a day, so he had an extra day off.

A lot of NFL players have contracts that prevent them from riding a motorcycle, skydiving, etc. I'd expect baseball teams to follow suit and ban boating and other such activities.

They aren't going to play it and they aren't going to make it up because it's meaningless in the standings.

Fuck off NFL cuck. Go worship black power and BLM some more.

nice, i think fucking a grieving pregnant woman who's partner just died would make me rock fucking hard tbhonest

The baseball union is so strong who knows

>can't handle banter

They don't play the game and make it up on a later date. It's part of a ploy to rest their starters.

It's attitudes like that make me lose any faith in humanity I might have had left

So, they'll just have one less game in the standings? Okay, thanks user.

newfag

>says this while living here

Epic bro

Kill yourself

It means the game was cancelled.

>dont even give a shit about baseball
>dolphins thread today is going to be full of le edgy comedians

very selfish of you jose

*tips*

Just an observation.

Fuck dude, how would you not drink yourself into a coma once you realized that?

underrated

It wasn't really an attitude but more just pointing out differences in our sporting culture.

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Pic confirmed
What a sneaky fucking jetty, probably didn't see it late night.

usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2016/09/25/jose-fernandez-killed-boating-accident-marlins/91076824/

>Ah yes. I was wondering what would break first: your boat… or your body?

It isn't like dolphins threads aren't already full of mocking the dead already

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Delusional about what?

Hanging with the Twins' hopes and dreams

Marlins would probably cancel them all if they could, but they probably need to play the series against the Mets because of the wild card standings. Whether that series can get pushed back is another question.

m.mlb.com/video/topic/6479266/v31220231/jose-fernandez-reunites-with-his-grandmother

seems that he likes his boat the way i like my whiskey

やったぜ

>ive always been a marlins fan
>he was such an hero
>i suddenly care about baseball now

;-;7

やったぜ

That's OK, Canadians don't know what irony is either.

It depends on the player and who they play for. In American football, if someone like Cam Newton, Kaepernick, or Brady died, there would be a bunch of people here laughing and celebrating, but someone universally loved like Larry Fitzgerald or Thomas Davis would get nothing but sympathy and F's.

It's the same here. If someone most of us hate like A-Rod or Ventura died, the memes would never stop

Thinking that is okay though is sad
It's why those 96 threads are so cringy
It's sickening to see death taken so lightly as if it's something to joke about

I'm not sure if MLB contracts have it but even those that do have those clauses don't put something like boating on there. Specifically water skiing and shit is likely banned but they can't put down everything that could get someone killed.

$20 says #16 is retired

Making jokes about their team or their future is already mocking the dead desu

>Drinks Rolling Rock
>Gets drunk
>Takes advice from a beer bottle
>Dies

A Brit could enlighten me but I wonder how much that honestly is mocked outside of the edgy autists on this board.

Fuck

It was pretty ironic when i put my dick up your moms ass

>It's sickening to see death taken so lightly as if it's something to joke about

So how butthurt are you about the dozens of people who died from starvation, disease and war in the time between you making your post and you reading this one?

Not at all.

You don't give a shit about death. You only give a shit when there's a platform for you to tell others how sad you are about the death of some perfect stranger.

F

about not dying/having something tragic happen to them

lad, some football players brother hung his self the week before a game so the fans from the other team got a blowup doll put a shirt on him tied rope around his neck and dangled him from the top tier kek

High speed on a boat at 3 AM? There had to be alcohol involved.

>germans in charge of human emotions

>we're real fans because we fight each other and cheer for deaths
Europe is third world. Have some sympathy.

>perfect stranger

>not having emotional connection to athletes and their personal stories

Why are you even on Cred Forums?

top kek that is savage

>muh delicate sensibilities

you're on the wrong website newfriend

Why couldn't it have been Mike fiers

i only care about those on my fantasy team dying

He zigged when he should have zagged

Found the fake fan

No
I'm saying you should honor the guy
But to mock their death is just all kinds of wrong

top kek

thats the way our culture handles death dude. You die and suddenly you become an hero.

Just wait till OJ croaks then everyone will be like "He was such a HERO!"
It more important to focus on the guys life, not death, but the latter sells

>all these edgy eurocucks ITT
shoudnt you fags be watching divegrass right now?

the eternal ahmed strikes again

Top bantz, bud . . .

I would have figured teams would have boat clauses during the season to prevent unexpected downing which was why I asked

>its just banter bruh XDXD

Implying the Marlins have any real fans

>he was about to become a father

Fuck

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It's different when you've watched the guy play and know his story.

When you hear about people dying in some foreign country, it doesn't hit you the same way because you don't know their faces, don't know anything about them. There's no connection there. But if you, say, watched a documentary about their suffering and learned about who they were as people, it might move you to tears and change your perspective.

F

;____________;

not sure who has it worse

1> the dead guy
2> my fantasy team that needed his starts
3> his wife who was counting on a hundred mil and now will get nothing close to that.

probably my team, i'm gonna go from 1st to 4th and lost out on a grand.

Sucks for the kid, but Fernandez himself definitely dodged a bullet there.

Always got to watch out for injuries bruh. Tough break. Maybe next year

Crashing this boat. WITH NO SURVIVORS!

holy shit wtf

RIP

You're retarded.

>On the morning of September 25, 2016, at 3:30 a.m., Fernández was killed in a boating accident off of Miami Beach that also killed two others. The game that day versus the Braves was cancelled that day.[1][56]

>drunk driving a boat at 3 am and killing your two friends

what a cunt

Marlins man twitter is too sad to read

Sticky when?

Literally who?

t.Gordie

>tfw I get livid when I get freak accidents in OOTP

Jesus real life is always worse than fiction.

How do you know he was drunk or that he was even driving the boat?

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I'm a Mets fan and seeing this guy pitch was always a pleasure. I was actually shocked by this.

F

>dead baby washes up on a beach
>"LOL CHECK THIS OUT!!"
>pitcher kills himself in boating accident
>"Making fun of death isn't funny, HE HAD A WIFE AND KIDS!!"
lik pottary

This is why no one takes Divegrass seriously outside Europoor countries.

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CANT WAKE UP

There are generally giant red blinking lights at the end. I know because theres one here on long island and thats how 5 of my friends and my sister died.

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> Miami is literally Cuba in America
> They have a Cuban playing baseball for the Marlins and he's really fucking good
> he dies

So is the city on suicide watch?

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>my sister

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>implying

Nah, nobody cares about sports in Miami unless they are winning

mods sticky thred

Everyone in the world loves soccer, nip

can't wake up

Fucking alt-right frog does it again

Kys my man

>le look I'm mourning

F

From Miami here. We finally get a good player and he leaves too soon. Fucking Loria is probably just sad he cant sell him down the line

It's not fucking fair

youtube.com/watch?v=N94vJZF5PhE

I dont get it

tfw

no one cares

literally nobody gives a shit

>this flag
>this post

terrible news

rip bro

le jap man strikes again

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Except no one cares about a dead refugee and neither do you.

Yeah, and I'm sure those were all the same people. Hypocrites!

was he a major player? surprised they cancelled the game

The death of one person is a tragedy, the death of a million is a statistic

Most of the city doesn't give a shit about sports

Neither do people care about some dead boreball player

welp, there goes his Cy Young chances.

Ichiro calm down

Greatest right hander of his generation.

It really is about recognition. Of course it's sad people die all over the world, but we don't know them. Fact is baseball fans recognize this guy so it's more of a shock to them.

Don't drink and boat

> Candreva is finally off

YESS

Twitter would disagree with you. Also, why are you even in here then?

no moron.

tragedy is when I stub my toe.
comedy is when you fall in an open sewer and die.

>cuck mods make a sticky when some nobody povertyball, cricket or rugby player dies
>legitimate superstar in an international sport dies at young age
>nothing

now I remember why I left this shithole

Those were already gone. It's pretty much between Hendricks, Scherzer, and Lester now.

kek, it's practically a meme sport outside Europe/South America and you know it.
You'd do the same if it were a universally liked Bundesliiga guy, Hans.

Because I'm tired of all these threads dedicated to the literally who

BOOM
>your back is crushed, your boat is on top of you
>nobody can help you
>you struggle to catch a breath
>you think about your son
>you die a horrible death

t. Marilyn Manson

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>practically a meme sport outside the majority of the planet

No one cares about boreball, faggot

its alright man. we all know what they do it for

F
R
E
E

t. a faggot

>This guy making jokes at the press conference

WHAT

Most exciting thing to happen to baseball in a long while.

came here to post this

wtf

Link?

>implying apehoop and dinduegg are better

He was elite, though I think they probably cancel for anyone on the roster dying. No one wants to work right after their friend dies. At least give them a day.

Get a life.

@71473717
It's the third time you posted this today, and yet you got literally 0 (zero) (You)s.

in miami too, fucking crazy. qt use to work down in south beach, i would rent those deco-bikes and take them down to the bay and ssheeiit. its a place a grandeur and death, creepy

It's one fucking thread autist. Just hide or ignore it. I'm tired of the 5000th thread about Ronaldo or Messi but I don't go in those threads complaining.

he was a future superstar, most strikeouts in the entire mlb this season, iirc, at least top 3. He would have won at least 1 cy young in his career, no doubt..

I didn't imply that though, are you retarded?

Soccer is the GOAT sport you dumb jap faggot

Im just in this thread for bantz

need link

alcohol

>All this teenage tier edge ITT XD XD XD

RIP Jose Fernandez and condolences to the Fernandez family and the Miami Marlins organization.

My guess is he hit a wave and slammed his head against the side of the boat, fell overboard and drowned.

>not giving him a (You) you dumb hue
that'll show him

Based huebro defending the best American sport

;_;

t. Nu Male Hipster Cuck

You've been here for the past hour. Hide it and move on if you don't like it.
Jesus fuck stop being a whinging twat

He was the best thing in baseball.

Fucking hell that sucks

Like it sucks for him
Sucks for the Marlins who finally had someone
Sucks for baseball

Fuck

Yes I would so I could live it up before then.

honest top 5 in league

t. yanksfag

what a nice boy

all 6 marlins fans are in shock right now

Yankeesfag here as well.

Wanted to get him FA in two years, but what can you do?

deep

RIP giancarlo stanton

in the united kingdom. while actual malrins fans in miami are shocked

tfw safe from this because we have no good pitchers

>Hal
>spending money
pick one

Kek

link

MODS STICKY IF 7

at least they got the retractable roof unlike those scrubs tampon bays gays

Source?

>Last week, Fernández announced on Instagram that he and his girlfriend were expecting a child.

Oh ffs

that sucks, man. my thoughts are with you.

pretty sad evet for a team. I sure couldn't find much strength to play if my life could go from perfect to dead just in a day of boating. does anyone have the photo? the boat flipped onto some pretty dangerous looking rocks.

so handsome too

>another fatherless child in this country

rip in peace

too many try hards on this forum

ungrateful fucks

>tfw 27 yr old virgin that never done and never will do anything with my life

Why the fuck is this guy dead and I'm not?

Confirmed proxyfag or army queer stationed in japland

The numale hipster thing is an Cred Forums meme

EVERYONE likes soccer everywhere. Even here

Stay cucked, fag

Fucking nips

honestly, i almost hated him so much i liked him. he had the Cred Forumsmemes n sheit, but realizing how young he really was and how good he threw, surgery and all,

respects

she can marry a cuck at least, there's still a chance the kid has a semi-normal life

>forum

Jose wasn't a Mudslime

We only care about human babies

>try hards
The millennial nu-male everybody.
Putting in effort is a negative thing.

He's only a cuck if he doesn't know the kid isn't his.

>implying he didnt fake his own death to escape

All those times the Braves were fighting with him though, including just the other night. Wew. I wonder if the start got pushed back just to avoid more confrontation... he'd still be alive.

this is so fucking sad men ;___;

i dont know that feel

Cause he could afford a boat that you never will

It got pushed back to make room for Conley who just got brought back from the dl

Objectively false, and I watch the sissy sport.

Oh he was hispanic but since he was rich and famous half america is crying his dead while they are gonna vote for trump because there are too many mexicans. America, what a country.

yikes? underrated?

yeah but he was scheduled for today, why not start Conley tomorrow? I bet it was to avoid more beanball.

>Legal Cuban immigrants and Illegal Mexican immigrants are the same thing

Spain, ladies and gentlemen

You're a fucking idiot

>Crashed into a Jetty

How did that happen? Was the driver drunk?

Mest can't into playoffs and when they do they get manhandeled by the Roylels

>EVERYONE likes soccer everywhere. Even here

kek, it even actually sounds like a Nu Male Hipster Cuck. Keep playing yourself, cuck

Kek this guy chimped out against the braves the other day

Or more likely why waste him on the last game of the braves when you can start him against the Mets.

The braves are completely irrelevant and the mets are in the wild card race.

It was at night

soccer is gay lmao

>Beaves

they just wanted to cuck the Mets

>not knowing the difference between legal Cubans and illegal Mexicans

I can't wait for Trump to follow in Duterte's footsteps and tell the EU to fuck off.

Boats scare the shit out of me, every time I've gotten on one I've felt like I was either going to die or throw up

Here's to you, Jose Fernandez
Rest forever here in our hearts
The last and final moment is yours
That agony is your triumph.

I saw this breaking news on leddid, went to espn to confirm, came here for comments like this thank you my brothers

They were probably nightrunning drugs

Spain is a faggot but he was also illegal in his own country. Still, applaud his American patriotism by all accounts he wasn't some typical YOU BANG ESE sporting a mexicunt flag and puking in cups to throw

pft, the marlels are under .500 too, let's not pretend they're some juggernaut, I guarantee he cared more about facing the Braves, tempers been runnin hot in that series for years, first McCann then they threw at his head the other night hehe

>The braves are completely irrelevant
wait till next year or when Turner get his team back

>They were probably nightrunning drugs
big if true

Which is why anyone who unironically claims they like it in a country where it's not the most popular sport is almost to be definitely a certified faggot through and through.

An edgy teen who still listens to RATM and other gay metalshit or a hipster nu male cuck. One or the other.

I woke my brother up to tell him about this. Maybe I should've just let him find out on his own. :(

the Braves have surprisingly been balling ever since they acquired Kemp to protect Freddie, like most Runs scored and all kinds of shit

t. proxyfag

He was very young but he had already done everything.
You didn't do anything yet so it's not your turn this time.

Another amerifag taking a low quality bait, señoras y señores.

baseball isnt your most popular sport and many people claim to like it

They said no drugs or alcohol on the boat, though I suppose those could have been launched out when it flipped.

True, there's nothing worse than try hard American soccer guy, who corrects people who say field instead of pitch, goalie instead of keeper, game instead of match, etc. I've been watching soccer since the 90s and those guys are abhorrent. They usually support Arsenal too.

>weeb
>trump voter

pottery

well that's a start to rebuild this team. Maybe we can get some good trades out of this off-season.

This. I probably would like soccer more if it weren't for American soccer fan. They are like the vegans of sport

I was joking anyway.

Though what IS the point of being on a fucking boat at night going fast... hmm

Video from the accident.

youtube.com/watch?v=o8T095mFdW8

real shit

>show up to the gym bright and early on a Sunday
>get on the treadmill
>look up
>see this on the television
>fucking floored
>stare at the tv with my jaw slack for ten minutes
>leave the gym and just go the fuck home

How does this bait taste?

Anyhoo you know who would never take that bait? José Fernández. He is dead.

You know what, you gotta give Jose Fernandez some props. He died dishing out a perfect sinker.

hahaahahaha absolutely epic Cred Forumsro xD

Seems in poor taste matey. But then again I'm not surprised brits have no taste, after having eaten the food they serve.

Hey oh.

Arsenal or fucking Leicester nowadays. Also doesn't help that I'm from the city with the most meme MLS fans.

My whole beef with our process is that for the last 2, 3 years all we've heard is pitching pitching pitching, gotta acquire more pitching, it's currency, gotta collect em all!

...yet which one of our young pitchers inspires any confidence whatsoever. Folty and Wisler will look good 1 start and then get killed in 3 or 4 more straight. We got a couple fatty teacher looking motherfuckers too, I mean Maddux was kind of like that too but Maddux these guys aint

Unless some minor leaguer like Kolby Allard or something pans out, I just think most of our rebuilding has been a huge waste of time outside of cucking the DBacks one final time to steal Dansby for Shelby's career worst season

Cause you stay in your mom's basement 24/7 and he participated in real life (and the dangers that come with that).

get a clue and kys retard

i didn't think that joke was ever going to end

>who would never take that bait? José Fernández

Well they have to fish him out somehow

That's how I feel. I'm sure I had some shit to do today but I don't care anymore.

maybe he should have stayed in his own country and tried to fix things there

>talking about shitty food
>american

t. Butthurt Remain voter

Fuck I know exactly where that happened.

Baseball lost a star today.

Baseball is Japan's most popular sport, friend.

They've been surprisingly fun and energetic to watch this late in the season. Swanson, Garcia, Inciarte could all be legitimate cogs in next years team. Something to keep my hopes up. Kemp actually looks competent which is surprising the hell outta me. Next year should be fun.

On a side note.... Bummer about Jose. I don't really give 2 shits about any celebrity or athlete, but he seemed pretty cool and was an ace who was fun to watch, so there's that. Pretty wild story on how he got here too, so I will refrain from shitposting like I usually do. Was probably out just bullshitting and drinking with some buddies and none of them knew shit about boating or that the jetty was there. Alcohol + boats (especially on the ocean) + late at night/early morning = you're gonna have a bad time.

I'm old enough to remember people still bandwagoning Serie A teams heh.

My buddy became a teacher and he told me 5-6 years ago that all those little faggots wear Barca & Real shit now ._.

Though it wouldn't surprise me if the hipster cunts wear German nonsense now too, hell speaking of the Braves-Marlins I think there was some wetback sitting behind the plate last night wearing some bright ass yellow Dortmund shit

Despite the fact that I couldn't name the other 4, I imagine it's safe to say he's a top 5 what-could-have-been story for baseball

According to grandpas Clemente is #1 even though he played 40 years already and was getting riddled with injuries

Who was the last active all star player to pass away too soon.

>thinks baseball players doesn't have free days during the season

david wells pitched with a massive hangover, riding a boat doesn't seem that bad in comparison

Somebody post the Tulo/Fernandez interaction

Shit, that's sad. He was one of the top rising talents in the sport. Not a Marlin's fan by any means but he was still a beloved player in the sport and will be missed.

Just another cuban immigrant dying at Miami's shore. What's so strange¿

Dan Uggla, rest his soul

well I'm a fucking faggot, this made me shed a tear:

youtube.com/watch?v=w5JW7fcf1qg

The press conference said that the boat has been in that area before and they all knew the waters around that area and the friend that owned the boat has been seen with other Marlins players on it too. Also they said there were no drugs or alcohol.

see
WOuldn't mind a webm of it though.

I'm not gay but... damn

The press also said that recent shooter was Mexican when everybody knew it was a goddamn muslim.

Can't trust the press in any form, any regard

That's fair, I haven't been keeping up. But no drugs or alcohol at 3am? That I don't believe. We'll have to see. I get that the ocean can catch people off guard, even the most experienced people, but out that early in the morning and sober I find difficult to buy.

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He had gotten chubby as hell since the early days

>gay
You mean necrophile

Now's not the time, senpai.

Here's the thing about Hispanics. We love to fish and go on boats all times of the day. Especially night fishing, b/c if the moons out it's good fishing.

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>our whole team rebuilding is pitching for the last 2-3 years.

>now were scraping out of barrel for some shitty players from the Dbacks

What ever the fuck happened to getting great batters and outfielders like Francour and others.

>Europeans still posting shit tier jokes

can't wait for all the fake american crocodile tears because some guy they never met or knew is dead.

"way too young...such a loss" while they simultaneously read news about a new US drone strike that killed 10 children.

Almost as strange as a bull dick eating Spaniard talking shit about cuisine.
And this is coming from a Spaniard who got out of there to eat real food.

>i'm not gay
got some bad news for you milk from a bag drinker

Absolute madman

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悲しいなぁ…
Sooooooo sad
youtu.be/18imUK6IIe4

drafting people like Mike Minor in the first round

Dansby is hardly a shitty player though, he was worth the trade straight up but we got Blair and somebody else from em too

Jesus DBacks J U S T fire your whole admin top to bottom

same with Rugby and Gridiron Football

Japan loves this shit of our sports.

Yea, I'm sure they were out there with a top 5 MLB pitcher chucking chum and baiting hooks at 3 am. Whoo boy dude, get a grip.

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wouldn't this picture more denote the hiding of boners tho?

that's what i got from it anyway... because that's what i used to do when i'd be at a friends house and we'd be watching porn. pillow in lap.

I HATE IT

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edgy

We are really wasting money of these nobodies

*dibs*

>that comment section

did they just like him because he said good things about ichiro

Is this the most exciting thing to ever happen in baseball?

This comment has been made about 10 times ITT. 2/10 see me after class.

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Not even close, my paki friend.

Giving Internet privilege to Norwegian prisoners is the worst thing your government has done to you, Anders. Fuck off and just kill yourself, faggot

F, love you Jose.

Dont you have a summer camp to shoot up?

then you know spanish cuisine is much better than american or british.

>the part where they hug at 3:10

They're nibbling on him right now.

Fuck off Stalin

Reports saying he fell asleep at the wheel trying to watch a baseball game.

He a gud boi. Dindu nuffin.

Kekx

>America
>country
al menos presta atención en geografía, pendejete

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A lot of latino fans watch it because we grew up in commmunities where it was the most popular or second-most popular sport. It's not out of some sense of "look how special I am", it's as natural as an anglo from the northeast watching hockey or basketball.

No, it isn't. Give me a New York angus burger over paella any day.

Never 4get when Jose made baseball fun again.

>dat entire season where Brian McShit and the Braves decided to be the fun police and argue with everyone about everything

youtube.com/watch?v=S6OxpsF4aNw

In English, "America" refers to the USA. Why is this so hard for so many foreign latinos to grasp? We're still norteamarica/estados unidos/yanquis imperialistas in Spanish.

FUCK i had him in fantasy

official name: United States OF America
hence the USA, USA, USA, faggot
America is the continent's name, or you think South America is part of your country?

RIP Jose Fernandez. RIP Miami Marlins.

>his child will never know their father

>or you think South America is part of your country?

well

Of all athletes why couldn't it have been Kaepernigger

Nice boat.

>not giving him time to show what a cunt he is
>he was a hero that died in an accident
hell no, keep him alive until he ruins himself

Fun Fact: Did you know that Mexico is actually the United Mexican States? And that Brazil is actually The Federal Republic of Brazil? I'm sure you call those countries that every time you refer to them.

>Traitor dies by drowning

Can't make it up

>marlins
>world series
i have bad news for that guy

because his boat hit some huge rocks at high speed

yes, i knew about it, and no, i call them Mexico and Brazil, and if curious i call USA that way or simply, the States

based mod ty for the sticky

>inb4 triggered Europeans ruin it

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>sticky came quicker than cruyff the nigger's one
kek

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This kid is gonna grow up and lead a revenge crusade against boats

pretty short book

>he will grow up only knowing his father through watching him on the internet

Thank you for the sticky mods

Really makes you think.

>Cred Forums suddenly pretends they knew who this guy was or that they care about basebore

>gold digger makes sure to get knocked up

THANK YOU BASED MODS

BAN JAGGED ROCKS NAO

>>>/eternal/

He is only one of the best, young players MLB has seen in years. Wow, so hard to recognize him!

Go back to fondling yourself to sweaty black men in spandex and BLM tributes.

>this projection
He was my favorite player to watch who wasn't on the mets

>he never saw him pitch

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Can we make this thread a Cruyff thread like we did last time a literal who died?

New article came out says drugs and alcohol wasn't a factor in accident

What a puny boat. I thought this guy was ballin?

damn thats sad to hear

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MODS STICKY IF 8

THREAD MUSIC IF 4

Here's a better idea, why don't you just go make a separate Cruyff thread? Fucking child

I can already feel the seething rage from your fingers as you typed that. Delicious.

soooo why is it legal for cubans to illegally immigrate to the US but for Mexicans it isn't

it's already a sticky leaf negro

>sticky after three hours

what's the point

>he will see a bunch of unemployed nrckbeards make fun of his father's premature death

god damnit i should be sad but that was hilarious

DELETE

wew lads, I had heard that Americans get mad easy but I didn't think it was THIS easy.

Ideology. Same reason why Americans whack off about >muh free market but embargo and invade every nation that wants independence from them.

>America is the continent's name

No, it isn't. North America and South America are two different continents, only Spain and latino countries teach otherwise. And either way it's irrelevant, "America" means "USA" in English. Call it whatever the hell you want in Spanish.

Germany would know all about that

nigger its 9am on a saturday, most Cred Forums shitposters are still asleep

Communist dictatorship =/= our country is broke lol

post more of his qt wife

>A FUCKING GABBAGOOL

wew

euromods are upset that we might make more threads

>living on the worst coast
>thinking it is saturday

>still replying
Eurostickies on suicide watch

>some nobody from boreball dies
>gets sticky
>one of the top GOATs in history from the greatest sport on the planet dies
>gets nothing

amerispics eternally salty

Well there goes my optimism for today

They are, they're both disgusting spics

They were just waiting for a mate when suddenly they were t-boned by a jet ski.

It's much more difficult for Cubans to get in, and Cuba is much smalller than Mexico. If Congress said "ok, all Mexicans get the same treatment as Cubans", more Mexicans would enter the US in a month than Cubans in the last 50 years.

It's also about ideology, the wet foot dry foot policy was implemented after a communist dictator violently seized control of Cuba and Congress was sympathetic to people trying to escape from him.

We actually were keeping it in one thread, unlike Europeans. When something tragic happens to them, they go and make 40 threads about it.

We made like 5 and stayed in 1 until it got to bump limit and moved to another.

JOSE FERNANDEZ WAS BASEBALL BOY

WE WILL MISS U BASEBALL BOY

Jordi had a long and (almost) complete life, Fernandez was a just starting his career, so why the butthurt?

is he going to get an honorable Cy Young?

A lot of Hispanics die in boats in American waters.

This. Listen, I understand he should have had a sticky and we can all agree mods are dumb, but this guy died before we even saw the peak of his already great career.

No one cares if jordi dies

Holy fucking shit...

I don't want this feel...

So sad when someone dies at that age. It's even sadder when the guy is one of the best at what he does and did it with such happiness. The way that he got here in order to display his talent is incredible too. Fuck man.

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I wonder how Cruyff would have revolutionized boreball if he cared about it

Even though I'm a Red Sox fan and don;t give two shits about an NL team...

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He was too young and had a fucking place in the Hall of Fame.

Mexicans are mostly of mestizo descent (mixed Spanish and indio). Cubans are mostly white or mulatto, with a large black minority. The average Cuban-Americanis also wealthier, more conservative, and less likely to comit crimes than the average Mexican-American.

>Jordi
Jordi Cruyff is alive mate.
Also I can't see why you say I'm butthurt, I don't even rate Cruyff that highly tbH, I just think it was hilarious when Cred Forums invaded that literal who thread and le janitor had to save boreball fans.

>Jose
>Fernandez

Nothing of value was lost. We need to replace him with an all AMERICAN white player.

Damn you sick fucks for making me laugh. Rip young man in seriousness

Barves guy here

My condolences

GOD IS DEAD

literally who

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>tfw he was a family friend of ours

We are all literally crying right now.. My house

Wow

>Cuck Sox fan thinks anyone gives a shit about him being a Cuck Sox fan

Go be a numale elsewhere faggot, this thread isn't about your plastic fanbase

My sources say she already seeing someone

>some nobody

stop this meme, do people seriously believe this? he was the marlins best player ffs

Lifelong Marlins fan.

This feels really shitty.

>revive negro leagues but call them Taco leagues

m.marlins.mlb.com/mia/video/v1175885483/live-marlins-press-conference

press conference live now, looks like most of the team is there

Hey ese. Post pics, mang.

I smell a stankee

Surprised he didn't bring up David Ortiz too. Cheating fucking faggot

dubs and Rangers win it all

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>white latinos aren't white
>only certain whites are white, these new immigrant whites are colored

t. Tony Rizzo/Mickey O'Reilly

BTFO!

>the marlins
who? Is that the fish?

THE ONLY SALTY PASTANIGGER HERE IS YOU GIO

I support Trump as well but off to your containment board with you.

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IDGAF, a dead spic is only good
MAGA

this GOAT makes your posts all garbled and unreadable

you should probably put him on the IR

I'm watching it. Hit me right in the gut.

(You)

Maybe later man.. Don't have digital ones and it's an inappropriate time to ask my parents for actual hard copy pics so I can take pictures of them and post them.

Nah, I'll stay here and rejoice about another spic dying

Deal with it

>So sad when someone dies at that age. It's even sadder when the guy is one of the best at what he does
>even sadder when thw guy is one if the best at what he does
If you die tomorrow not even your mom will cry i guess then

could he drive a boat lads?

Are Mests fans going to banter by wearing life jackets to the next game against the Fish?

>>>/9gag/

this fuckin news conference man

No, he is dead

he could do anything

>this press conference

A dead spic
>wowitsfuckingnothing.jpg
Trump 1 - liberals 0

I accidentally click on the Cred Forums link

Fug... Am I on a list now?

UPDATE: marlins GM breaks out into sobs answering final question, reminiscing about first signing fernandez. press conference ends, players somberly file out of press room

>this press conference

Fuck man..

Less people will care. His story is just incredible. Imagine saving your mom from drowning at 15 while you're trying to escape communism with your sister and mom and find freedom in unknown land to you.

if Cruyff crashed his boat he'd just do some elaborate move in the air and land safely

only if you're a Muslim

You already are.

in fact it seems he overdosed on freedom

I just heard a story about how he saved his mom on the 14th boat they used to try to get out of Cuba. Pulled her out of the water. He was 15 years old.

>getting upset because a rookie wants to take a look at his first ever home run in the MLB

Why is baseball "etiquette" so retarded

>religion

No.

>Rene Descartes in the background

ESPN isnt even mentioning it.... they have fantasy football on ESPN2 even

Trump himself probably wouldn't rejoice over shit like this.

Reminder that Yuropoors are cancer and their posts should be laughed at.

I meant of the tears.

Based ESPN

There are like 11 milions stories like that living in the states and you want to deport them just because they cant throw a baseball.

So is this like the American equivalent of when Phil Hughes got killed?

Did anybody get a recording of the Marlins' press conference? I want to watch people break down so I can feel something in this dull life

Why is Cruyff being brought up?

>Spends his day being mad that someone didn't get a sticky in a Norwegian fish wrangling forum

>giving a flying fuck about jEwSPN

How come the Stamps guy who just got shot doesnt get a sticky? Just because he plays in the CFL? So racist!!!!

socialism/communism is growing in popularity here

or i doubt he was looking forward to hillarys 65% estate tax

where should americans escape to?

euros hate that this is an american weeb website

>a spic died
literally who gives a fuck

literally who

can someone name a """""""soccer"""""" player equivalent of this guy? just so i know his status

I'm just posting sports GOATs, what's the issue

>>>/9gag/

No, he was killed during a game.

This dude died being a dickhead.

your post will make a fine addition to my cringe folder

Carlos Vela

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Suck my American schlong Yurocucks.

Try reddit or ICanHazCheezburger or some shit

Funny you said that, there's actually a Phil Hughes on the Twins right now.

And yes.

id bet its closer to 20M

and yes criminals should be deported

Norwegian mackerel is not bad. I do some korean style with a lot of chilli past and fermented bean paste with garlic.

Because he wasn't the team's star player. He wasn't even on the active roster.

>t. cfl fan

God damn