1. FC Köln - RB Leipzig GAMETHREAD

Starts in 50 bings.

The two surprise teams of the early season up against each other.
Köln can leapfrog Dortmund with a victory, Leipzig is able to grab 3rd if they win.

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RB Leipzig @DieRotenBullen
Unsere Startelf gegen @fckoeln: Gulácsi, Orban, Sabitzer, Keita, Ilsanker, Burke, Schmitz, Halstenberg, Kaiser (C), Selke, Compper #KOERBL

Köln's starting eleven in the picture.

Game will start 15 minutes late, at 17:45 local time.

Will this be a cheeky 1-1?

>no Forsberg

>tfw ES hasn't a team in Bundesliga

Usually used as a super-sub.

However, Schmitz, Selke, Burke having their first Bundesliga start. Interesting decision by Hasenhüttl.

ES? ::DDDDDDDD

Swedish Schürrle

Except Forsberg is actually a good player.

>match delayed because of traffic jam
>german infrastructure

true

>mfw Red Bull win AGAIN

That's what happens if you have you stadium in the city instead of near some autobahn close to it (e.g. München).

>taking the car to the match
people only take the train/metro here

Fair enough.
I only know it from Leipzig, where the stadium is in the middle of the city. For this week's game against Gladbach, main station was closed due to some maintenance work. That was some mess.
Anyway, there they block the streets around the stadium to avoid some jams. And most people do use public transport, but natually there are a lot of cars as well.

Ha ha time to get bulled.

>DieRotenBullen
Calling your own team ''the red bulls'' is so embarrassing.

Let the memes begin.

fuck off

I used to always play as Koln in Football Manager.
How are they in real life?

BURKEY BOY

Who /lifelong/ here?

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

You have to be at least 18 years old to post on Cred Forums. Please listen to your mother and get off the computer.

Seriously though, Burke has been SO good so far.

Another traditionsclub gets btfo'ed. Why is german football so easy to troll. Kek

>GEISSENSBÖCKE

shut the fuck up

t. Mattenschiss

here lad

fuck the cologne new years eve rapers

The ultimate Carnival club

>Energy drink FC

>rapers

koln gonna destroy this fuckers completely

>tfw RBL season ticket has already been worth it after BTFOing Dortmund

how much did you pay for it?

webm?

>Goat Fuckers FC

>dumbers

560€ iirc
tickets for Dortmund went for 150€ just before the game, that was wild

>losing to a team comprised of energy drink employees

>have supper
>match began fifteen minutes ago
>turn on TV
>leipzig in the lead already

REEEEEE

based Rasenballsport

Cologne being colognized by Rasenball

FICK DIE BULLEN OLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

BASED GOOK GOOOOL

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Sub par defending, Ralle will punish them later.

WIE EINE SCHLANGE

>2016
>not having a Nip on your team
L M A O

OSAKO
S
A
K
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>based Keita
>based Sabitzer
>based Burke
>based Leipzig

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jej

OSAKO DESU OSAKO DESU OSAKO DESU OSAKO DESU OSAKO DESU OSAKO DESU OSAKO DESU OSAKO DESU

>trying to post from the students' W-LAN
>mfw my IP is banned for posting child pornography

>those Leipzig reserve player shirts
for what purpose

kek

shut the fuck up

>actual franchise™ team in the top tier

I thought Germans were all about authenticity and fan ownership etc.

Or is it just the usual, Cred Forums only attracts the housebound plastics who don't care?

These shitters constantly foul and play almost as dirty as Ingolshit last season. This is clearly part of Hasenhüttles training.

What a fucking cunt this guy is.

>RB
>not a Tradiotionsverein
shiggydiggy

>this guy
don't be this guy

I chuckled at Gladbach's "Traidition seit 1900" banner on Wednesday. That implies tradition starts with the first year, hence RBL being traditional as well.

the match today had to start 15 minutes later because Köln fans blocked the Leipzig bus from entering the stadium area....

>stögers face when he wins da energy drink bowl

Should've bombed the bus 2bh.

tips fedora

that would be illegal

t. Jürgen Todenhöfer

Mateschitz pls.

>RheinEnergieStadion

>b-b-b-but MUH COMMERCIALISATION OF FOOTBALL

should've just run over those Kölner assis

which fanbase in germany has the strongest banter game?

i nominate köln and frankfurt

Good first half desu

who can stop them?

Good.

I do wonder who could "support" such a team. Like, even if you're a plastic, how do you not have a team anyway?

Much like MK Dons here who are fortunately only in the third tier, which is pretty funny when you consider AFC Wimbledon are now in that league too, so they spent a lot of money and caused a lot of butthurt only to achieve the same as the fans they left behind.

Hoffenheim

Van der Vaart has just scored for Midtjylland.

>wir wachsen bodenständig

It's like these Red Bull faggots believe the shit they talk.

Stuttgart

oh now I get that banner here looks like Stuttgart got outbantered

Making fun of yourself by stating the obvious doesn't count as banter.

>only I, the bantermeister™, decide what constitutes banter

haha

kek that hunchback

Not even TuT can make this shit interesting desu

>Ostmarkjude puts money into German club instead of the Austrian one
>it's German football that gets trolled

those things are great, shame I only found out about them a few weeks ago

...

looks ugly, almost like pog the dog

>pog the dog
uhm, that's my line

...

is this you?

No

hvem kender hende her?!

>tfw no qtpi gf to go shopping at REWE with after the match

Not me

>sunday
>shopping at rewe
retard

> living in a Dorf

>REWE closed on Sundays

kek

Leistungsgerecht / 10

Nect 3 home games are
Augsburg on a Friday
Bremen on a Sunday (15:30)
Mainz on a Sunday (15:30)

fucking DFL, not a single home game on Saturday afternoon yet

enjoy your Kuhdung

>shopping
>not making all your stuff yourself

enjoy your asthma-inducing Smog

>that´s what bauern actually believe

a cows farting emits much more methane than a car

not sure what your point is

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>smog
>methane
Go to bed, Hauptschule is starting early tomorrow

>being proud of living with Ausländer and Unterschichtler

air pollution nonetheless

Methane is a very light gas so it rises quickly and doesn't pollute your nose for long.

Really looking forward to Fiorentina - AC Milan 30 minutes from now.

>Osako

He's a top lad for me in fifa CM, how is he doing?

he scored two goals in two matches

>making Esbjerg fans travel to Farum for a 20:00 kickoff on a Sunday
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schlafi time