San Francisco 49ers @ Seattle Seahawks Official PreGame/Game Thread

aka Seattle Chainsaw Massacre VI edition
>he thinks >we have a chance edition
>yfw christine michael puts up shaun alexander numbers edition

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Dubs get and Niners win 24-13.

Sorry, it's gonna be 28-16.

Fucking kill me.

Just hoping it isn't a blowout at this point

Right? It'd be pretty embarrassing for Memeattle to get blown out at home twice

Shit, I would be happy with any win for the niners.

If Hyde is productive Kelly's offense could put up 3+ TDs.

The good news is it can't be a blow out because playing defense on a Chip Kelly team is like taking 3 Ambien and attempting to bust a nut with a handful of wet sand.

It will be close in either case.

>tfw 49er fan because of Full House
Am i allowed here?
I even suffered through Singletary, makes me mad seeing all these seahcock banwagoners in Germany ffs ;_;

Someone post Bob Saget.

I wish Bob Saget would replace York.

Anyone would be better than that cunt

...

How about that Jesse dude?
He'd be a great face for the Franchise

Based Saget is indeed Faithful.

KEK
Is kaep back though?

If Kaep gets any reps this season it will be because of a Gabbert injury.

Kaepernick went vegan and married(?) an SJDub Muslim. He also fucked a tranny. I don't think his mind is on football.

Where are the Seahawks fans?

Two seasons ago all I saw were Lynch and Wilson jerseys.

Seahawks must have the most fairweather fans in history. Whenever I meet one of them I ask them who Steve Largent and they never know.

Oh shit, Im not up to date at all, always thought the guy could become really good with proper coaching, though.
I do hope we have at least a chance in this game, looking forward to it since it's gonna be on free TV and i Don't have to watch a shitty stream

They are bandwaggoning cunts, big surprise.

Its easy to not be bandwaggoners when the 49ers were basically the Patriots of the 80s. If the Niners had won just 1-2 Super Bowls during the Montana era all "faithful" 49ers fans would have jumped ship for the Raiders in the 90s.

That's why you fgts live in the past and delude yourselves into thinking Gabbert is a quarterback.

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im waiting for some dangruss magic

>anecdotal "evidence"
>muh 49ers wouldn't have fans without success
Real fans stick by the team and nobody wants to be associated with the felon group that make up raider fans. Nobody attended Xeattle games before 2012, and it is the same city that lost an NBA team for shit attendance.

Gabbert is Sunshine from Remember the Titans

lol

>you have to know every good player in the franchise's history to be considered a fan, even if they played before you were born

I hate bandwagon fans too, but I don't see why they need to know a guy that last played almost 30 years ago to be considered a real fan. I might just not understand it since I'm a ravens' fan and have witnessed all of my team's history.

I want to see Kaep get his shit pushed in by the seacocks one last time.

>niners scoring 30 ppg
>seahawks have 1 (ONE) touchdown in two games

niners win by 21.

WHO SAYS NO

seashits ain't pushing anyones shit in lol

>tfw seahawk fag
>know the Oline is going to get obliterated again
>Offense will score nothing

I just hope Wilson throws some dragons at this point.

Anyone have a live stream for this game? Cable box went to shit this morning.

The niners secondary is shit so the seahawks just need to throw the ball a lot.

>implying Wilson will have the time

he can barely do anything now. no running game, no Oline to keep him safe, defense stopped making turnovers.

Literally the opposing team just has to be borderline decent and they will beat the seahawks right now

seahawks 24:19

Who /hawksbro/ here

Wait people actually think the niners have any chance of winning? Lol

christina! boo!

my girl!

IT'S OVER
THE 49ERS ARE DONE

lol wow

WHERE THE FUCK HAS THIS OFFENSE BEEN?

>nannys

...

It's over you fucking faggot 49ers faggots.

Why don't you go home, take a knee and suck 2000 dicks.

>get a TD in under 49 seconds

wew

How does that ass taste?

TOUCHDOWWWWWWWN

SEAHAWKS

Looks like it's going to be a shootout :^)

>mfw the Forty-Whiners come to town

Hey, hey. You weren't the only one last year cheering when Hasselbeck went 4-0 witht he fucking Colts

>gabbert

nice play lol

i read that in steve raibles voice

You get wrinkly and someone breaks your nose?

I'm here. I'm late because I was working on my car

>down in LA
>Rams are on
STREAM WHERE?

At least I've got Rezone on if you guys don't come through. This shit is like football heroin though. Fucking amazing.

BAM BAM KAM

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how do you say that?

gab-air?

Did anyone else just see Blaine Gabbert play the read option with a ghost?

HERE WE ARE NOW

Blabber

Gaa-burt

you missed the touchdown buddy

that was the point user :3

I go watch the game at bars in Tacoma and they're always full of Seahawks fans. And I mean regular bars, not sports bars.

it's pronounced gay-bear

that's unfortunate

crap, oh well

fucking hell

I need CMIKE to have a big day. Leave him alone refs

Has anyone else just given up on getting excited on big plays like that? You just know there's gonna be a penalty and it's gonna be taken back.

Why couldn't you do that last week, seacucks?

LMFAO THAT FUCKING CATCH

EAT SHIT FORTY WHINERS

Dat play

My dick

ELITE

holy fuck doug

damn Doug

FLAGS

FLAGS EVERYWHERE

don't worry, plenty more to come

you missed Christine Michaels 41yd run

and obvi hauschka fg

Baldwin is so underrated.

Why can't the Rams play well against anyone other than the Seahawks?

Clean it the fuck up

>Holding on the Seahawks
These are the flags I'm use to.

SORRY BALDWIN, LOOKS LIKE YOUR BIG PLAY JUST GOT CANCELED OUT BY A PENALTY. TOUGH LUCK HUH?

STAY SALTY FAGGOT

They're built solely for divisional play. With emphasis on the Seahawks.

I freaking swear

JUST

Oh my fucking God I'm so hard right now.

WHO'S JIMMY?!

I don't even know why I still watch this shit

niners are a fucking joke. the seahawks wont punt once today

>The 49ers have huge holes

thats better

GRAAAAAHAM

I'M JIMMY

JIMMAY

What's happening? Fucking Redzone is only showing Giants and fucking Miami.

Fucking show the Seahawks you fucking faggots.

keep it moving hawks

michaels killing it

lol who is this collins guy

>Shitlattle Shitcucks
>elite

Michaels just pounding San Francisco's huge holes.

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go niners

: ^ )

holy fuck CMike

Can >we safely say that Arik Armstead is another one of Baalke's Busts?

ALL THE FANTASY BUCKS FROM CHRISTINE MICHAEL

GOD BLESS THAT MAN

TOUCHDOWN

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DESTROYED

Wew lads

Looks like another patented 49ers blowout courtesy of THE Seattle Seahawks

49ers fans must be getting PTSD flashbacks

14 - 0 WITH FOUR MINUTES LEFT IN THE FIRST QUARTER

EAT MY SHIT
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THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

I like how Seahawks fans didn't show up until their team took the lead.

Sounds about right.

TOUCHDOWWWWNNNNNNN

SEAHAWKS

see what happens when they use jimmy early

I mean the SF D is not great but it sure is nice to see touhcdowns for the Hawks

>Getting excited about beating the 49ers.
Seattle fans, everyone.

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

>nanners

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SEAHAWKS WOHOOOO

YEAHHH TOUCHDOWNNN

CMIKE is going to put up 50 points at this rate

>scored on the first drive in virtually no time
>hurr you didn't show up until they were winning

did you guys know that graham used to play basketball?

rawls better watch out

hes gonna lose his job to c.mike

They took the lead not even one minute into the game, you incessant little cock sucker.
I just got into the thread when the game started.
A lot of us go to bars to watch the game.

Kneel harder, bitch.

Is that Tori Black?

Unlike the 9ers, I have a reason to watch the game.

of course, shes our queen of the 12s

>Getting excited about beating a rival
>"Yeah, l-look at those s-tupid Shecucks fans right, g-guys?"

Who's the meme player of the Seahawks now that Lynch is gone and Sherman was exposed?

Good, uhh, good game so far.

yeah we didnt show up till the 3rd play of the game, you got us

Why are NFL threads so slow? I thought Cred Forums is mostly amreicans.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

another punt :^)

WTF is a touch back?

I need a webm of that pylon standing strong to that football

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is she still in business?

there are a lot of games

lmao this ref

It's funny how Seahawks thread is very calm and comfy when they are leading.

Looking at you haters.

Someone tell me what Hyde did? Following gametracker on my phone, it just says he had -31 yards rushing

because it's a social sport, people are at bars or having house parties

How the fuck is that a touchback if it never crossed the pylon?

No m8, this is our 12 queen

JUST

t. doesn't know the rules

In this case it would have been the ball landing in the endzone, gets put at the 25 yard line (so they they don't have to start from the end zone which can lead to a safety).

Hope you enjoy your first game. Don't think all of them are this much of a railroad.

not even close.

yeah wtf
my fantasy team is in traction rn

>no ass
>horseface
Not surprised t.b.h.

short

she looks 12

Crossed the end zone line. The pylon is there to help with leaping players crossing the end zone to determine if the ball is out of bounds.

more like queen of the butthurt crazy haters

cry more

Fellow 9ers fans,

What do we do with the rest of our sunday afternoon?

>us 12's

>Christine Michael SENIOR
Why is this allowed?

I'm gonna go bandwagon on a Raiders thread cuz I'm a Bay Area sports team supporter!!

you arent giving up already are you?

Right there with you brother

Keep watching the game, man! Then go back to your hobbies. Everyone has to go through it.

because that's his name

you know the story behind earl thomas III?

Already started drinking, comfy thunderstorm rolling through south texas right now so I am drinking the afternoon/evening away

here

Probably gonna go gold nugget hunting, northern california here. I've been finding pee size nugs on the creek lately. Pretty kool hobby


Gotta hope for the massive nug someday

IM SO SICK OF THIS SHIT! WE HAVE NO OFFENSE OR DEFENSE!

It's lit
Let's go hawks

nice of our fucking defense to show up finally

kek

only correct answer

>Hawks beat Niners
>Niners beat Rams
>Rams beat Hawks
every time

i would have gone with MICHAEL I

This lmao

We might be winning if our RACIST HEAD COACH didn't BENCH Kaepernick for expressing the TRUTH and starting the CONVERSATION on POLICE BRUTALITY and SYSTEMIC RACISM

Yeah man I know those sweet ass bigg Cali nugs B)

>Arizona beats no one

who seattle? wtf are talking about bro, they gave up only 3 field goals last week and 10pts the week before

defense is not the problem

Who is this semen demon?

Why can't this be my life

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Does Chip Kelly usually go for it on 4th?

Yea but didn't he have the baby just this offseason?
Isn't the jr/sr thing just for players following their fathers' footsteps? The baby doesn't even know what football is.

Fucking this.

He did at Oregon. But he had a dual threat QB that he trusted there.

Not yet. I will if we go scoreless in the first half.

is kaep even black? pretty sure he only looks dark because he's covered in shit tattoos

russell wilson is the blackest quarterback in the NFL.....let that sink in

can't tell if she's 25 or 35

Would smash either way

yeah, he should start the legacy only when the kid is 18, great idea

he looked down

Think that one is going to be a fumble boys

low standards desu

>jimmy

Smooth is the worst fucking song ever
That was a gross slide russ

ok, fair enough. i think you guys can get a FG by the half

maybe a turnover right here

Jimmy pls

Oh, yeah! Wilson's abslutely the blackest QB out there!

I mean, as long as you don't count Bridgewater...

or Taylor...

or Winston...

or Mariota...

or any of the black backups...

No, that's Newton. Then Bridgewater.

nope, fair catch

who is this qt

FUMBUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

What legacy, it's not like there's another player in the league with that name and people would get confused

hnnnng

Hate to say it, but it looks like it came out before or during the elbow.

OH FUG PLEASE LET THAT CALL STAND

Mariota isn't black

God damnit Jimmy

FUCK YEAR

please don't waste this...

Familial legacy.

literally who?

Bad Jimbo

Fuck

Why isn't Kaepernick playing?

Yeah but he's the one with the ring :~)

come on jimmy

9ers, you have a chance. Don't blow it.

F U G

Was a good challenge though

#QuarterbackLivesMatter

>being a slut at your workplace
That's pretty hot. But why does her ass look so weird?

lewl

should just go for it

Politics.

defense did their job at least

Lol had to kick

no ass+angle+seeking middle age droop

he's not as good as Blaine Gabbert, which can't be said about many people

It's technically not being a slut, it's a bikini barista so they have to be dressed like that.

That's one good thing about living in Seattle, bikini baristas.

At least jimmy held on to his helmet

where is her nipples?

MOOOOT

Niners defense can't stay on the field this long. If Gabbert doesn't start throwing down the field this is going to get too easy for Seattle.

okay guys help me figure out my bottle cap.

lightning tap in the west

electricity beer in the weft?

Jimmy ward should've stretched more

because he missed pretty much the entire offseason recovering from surgeries
when he finally made it back for 2 preason games and looked bad

>ward didn't even get hit and goes down

oh fug I'm sorry 49er bros

what the fuck are you talking about.... these exist all over the country now

picked off

>black painted nails

It doesn't change the fact that she's a slut at her workplace, even if it's in her job description.
Tell me more about bikini baristas. In what bars do they work?

Wait. For real? I always wanted to move to Seattle and even already looked for jobs/houses but this pretty much confirmed it.

Don't mind the fag flag, I'm from Germany and currently on vacation

WE CAN KILL 9ERS BY JUST LOOKING AT THEM

You guys got a stream?

They make glue for bras so your nipples are glued to the bra so they won't expose. Age old makeup.

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>Whole country shits on Seattle
>Copies them anyway

Fuckin cunts ay

>mom says it's time for nappies
>not even halve time yet

I guess I'll see you guys in 45-60 minutes

The phrase is quickest draw in the west. Not sure how the beer fits into that.

D R A G O N
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I have this

>inb4 reddit is shit
choose one
reddit.com/r/nflstreams/comments/54gke8/game_thread_seahawks_vs_49ers_0405_pm_et/

DRAGOOOOOOOOOOON

DRAGON

BALDWIN

UNLEASH THE DRAGON
>UNLEASH THE DRAGON
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
>UNLEASH THE DRAGON
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
>UNLEASH THE DRAGON
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
>UNLEASH THE DRAGON
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
>UNLEASH THE DRAGON
UNLEASH THE DRAGON

they're dark red fgt

Wilson all day

God fucking damn those two plays

they're baaaaackkkkk

Ridiculous

DRAGON

>muh oppression

I have to get a Baldwin jersey now. He's too good.

sleep tight

>tfw newfags don't know what a dragon is

KEK

DRAGON

TOUCHDOWN

DRAGON INTO TOUCHDOWN

GOD BLESS

>Redzone is playing everything but the Seahawks
Well fuck you too.

Stream where you fuckers?

I really really like Jimmy Graham

Fuck you Wilson you don't get to be elite

surprised no flag on the baldwin play desu senpaitachi

BASED REFS

HAHAHAHA
Get that faggots for last week

So who stockings up on lowers, ammos, and mags for the upcoming shitattle gun bans?

Is Graham elite

They don't work in bars afaik they have their own little coffee stands scattered around the city. There's one right down the street from me, it's bretty cool.

What I'm using. Delay ain't too bad. Quality is up and down for me though.

watchnfl.live/matches/san-francisco-49ers-vs-seattle-seahawks-live-stream.php

thanks


drawing a pitcher is a thing i guess

Reddit is shit, but these streams today are awful.

Merci though, homie

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He could be

Can you jizz over the counter at these places?

STOP POSTING

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A FUCKING DRAGON IS

>wearing certain things = slut

>mfw close enough to the stadium to hear the fireworks go off before the play happens on the tele due to the delay

Me too. It's glorious.

That isn't a dragon? I've been here for seven years, and that seemed like a dragon to me.

What is a dragon, user?

let's go hawks

thats a dragon

>muh td
you sound pretty cucked

shead leveled that guy

I don't care what a woman wears, but I have to agree with the user you disagree with.

She's basically using her body to sell things. By extension, selling her body. That's slut by definition.

it's not a dragon because Russell Wilson has an ugly deep ball :^)

Pioneer Square here. Where you fags at?

nice

A dragon is when his team does it.

Why does anyone care whether or not bitches are sluts or not?

Come on over, just make sure no refugees are hiding in your luggage first

Look at this fucking retard trying to pose as an oldfag

what else would she use to sell things? her brain?

i never understood slut shaming or whatever, if you want someone that uses their smarts to earn money, you want a man

and that's gay af

SODO heights... aka beacon hill lewl

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Holgate and 92nd.

Hyde got punked so hard

>this fucking guy

U district

Selling your body makes you a whore, not a slut.

A slut specifically involves sleeping around with others.

I don't actually care, I'm just saying that it's slut behavior. I've no problems with sluts slutting it up.

>threw the LB on the ground
>got punked

Me in the back

I wish Pam Oliver would shut her mouth I can't stand her voice

>Female line judge
Really starting to hate this sport

$(ers are really trying to keep this game a blowout.

>Rasm losing

>pigeon losing

>Dawson miss


In what world was that throwing the LB to the ground, the LB wrapped around and punched the ball out after the whistle, then got up and stared at him. You stupid namefag

missed

>chip

Get fucked San Fran Faggots

lol

hey m8, I like Beacon Hill! I used to live near the Link station.

Top kek

bfe with lte

It's so I can walk to work but fuck I hate it here.

49ers getting BTFO

why even care? as long as she does a good job, or at least isn't worse than any other line judge, i couldn't care less

sure, have a (you)

denny triangle

I'm watching the Jets but is tyler lockett even playing??? I started him in my fantasy but he's still at a 0 lads

its a shithole but the north west slope is changing

near the red apple lewl

CATCH GRAHAM

LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY

JIMMY FUCKING GRAHAM

Based Grhaham

AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JIMMY

FREE PLAY

newfag to nfl here. still haven't picked 'my' team
if you keep posting seahawks qt's I might become an us 12.

I fucking hate shitattle. You fags ruin the rest of the state with your commiefornian bullshit

>HE'S JIMMY

JIMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

The ID.

Anyone in UP?

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loving it. this is how graham was playing the game he went down last year.

Mariota is an islander dipshit

Hey buddy, how about you shut the fuck up?

Michael's still hasn't proven himself
Does anyone agree

GO FOR IT

go for it

Idk I liked that 1st down

you should choose you team based on the quality of the product on the field, not the quality of their superior fans

They're generally nowhere near as qualified, reminds me of girls getting shoved into STEM which negatively affects quality. Give it 2-3 years before there's a chick ref

a field goal is fine too

>dat spinning chair

spoopy

Is hauschka a top 3 kicker?

You mean the parts that are mountains, or the parts that are barren to the east of the mountains?

There's a reason I left North Dakota, and it wasn't to settle in ND again, Spokane.

if he can keep that shit up to the 2nd half that would be nice

it would be excellenct if he could keep it up the entire season

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You at Earls? :,)

SHERMAN!!

damn, so close

Who's this semen demon?

>almost throw int
>throw the ball at the back of receiver's head

Who the fuck is SF anymore

Kill yourself tranny

>Gets hit right in the back of the head
>Gets demolished by Wagner

Poor guy isn't gonna sleep well tonight

Can someone pls post some cute niner girls?

shit, vikings smoked the panthers

ARE THEY FOR REAL?!

we need a webm of this.

Kekekekekekek

the fuck was that

QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS

Sorry, they are all on the field right now getting fucked

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not a whiner but heres a qt

I wonder how thick his weewee is.

>game so shitty they have to show a montage of the commentator

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not an int

I agree. rawls had a good year but has been meh lately. I want to wait another season before I say that michaels has proven himself

Can we watch some football instead of some has been announcers birthday

GO NINERS!!!

Who is this drop dead gorgeous semen demon?

So empowering!

okay it's time to put in krappernick

I have to say, these seawhores really liven the thread up

what on earth happened there

Niner girls pls

>Rams getting their booties kicked
I want to be surprised.

A dragon is ONLY when it's a touchdown. You know that thing you have, a touch of downs?

Fucking newfag idiots see people post things and don't understand the context. Seriously fucking retarded. Why are you even here? You don't know shit about football nor do you know anything about spee. GET THE FUCK OUT

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Gross

GOD DAMMIT NINERS THIS IS SOME UGLY FUCKING FOOTBALL. I actually thought we had a chance this game.... nope.

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI. JUST END MY LIFE NOW.

Gross

Post yfw you realize you'll never be as good as Russell Wilson, therefore you'll never have a bangin ass hot wife or a Superbowl ring.

Don't worry. When the AfD gets even more votes we might start up our ovens again

But for real, see you in a few years

put this guy in already. i miss him desu. at least with him he might run for a 99 yard touchdown unlike the white boi.

>Don't worry. When the AfD gets even more votes we might start up our ovens again

Say the word. We're right behind you.

my contribution to todays thread

terrorist

I wanna see Kam destroy someone soooooo bad.

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the girl on the right needs to have a bag over her head

next time seattle plays SF im gonna bet on seattle for some quick cash cuz its pretty much guaranteed that seattle will win. its just the natural order of things in the universe.

I want Kaep to start the second half and lead the comeback victory, oh I'm cumming just thinking of all the shitposting that would cause

>tfw you've stayed loyal to Jimmy Graham on your fantasy team and it's finally paying off today

Noice

we do play home games well

would you fuck a seaslut

Vintage Largent Jersey

>mfw the guy I'm playing benched him

thread theme song
youtube.com/watch?v=L9d_pQvv2ng

of course I would

>mods actually letting these retards spam sluts

a banging hot wife that you can't fuck because she's "waiting til marriage" while pregnant with a rapper's child

Even the thumbnail is cringe.

she's not pregnant and they are married

AHAHAHA he hurt the bitch

Kam killed him

looks more retro than vintage to me

Authenic Houshmandzadehâ„¢

wish granted

Shooked

Ouch. Gonna feel that one afterward.

do coaches get drug tested?

he got married already and lost his v card.

That man is dead and Pete is just laughing

Anyone got an acestream?

Celek is waking up wondering where Nick Foles is

don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again

Wish granted.

the girl on the left is just okay, the girl on the right looks like a literal tranny, but not surprised because while SF is the faggot capital of the world, Seattle is the Tranny headquarters of the World

That guy's back is definitely fucked up.

no

jesus pete is a laughing murderer

i actually think id rather be shot in the arm with a 223 than be hit by kam

No ass.
No fug.

>SF is the faggot capital of the world

not anymore

Guys how do I become stronk like Kam Chancellor? I want to beat people up desu

Lift and eat

eat some oats

>gay COUPLES
the whole point of SF's faggotry is that they aren't even couples, just hoards of gays running around solo sucking dicks

squats

>2013

That article clearly states that lesbians bumped up that average, FagFrancisco is still the Faggot capitol of the world.

He can't run that fast on his knees.

almost had it

kek

rams coming bac... 20-17 now

CMON BUCCS


LOCKETT

based lockett

Embarrassing

Shooked and spooked

LOCKETT

fug

the O-line is so terrible.

>LOCKETT

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

>Wilsons left ankle dead

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

GOD DAMMIT

Please be okay wilson

...are we back?

what are those bald patches on baldwins head?

Boykin is elite

Injuring ruslel shitskin will be the highlight of the season :D