How did >your team do this week

Well wait, we could give them a better chance.
How about post ITT if you have a positive record this season.

Oh... wait...

>Vikes

I started Benjamin in fantasy this week and I'm not even mad about it

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Comedy Platinum*

>punthers

>flagposting

Back to plebbit, kid.

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>the ravens are 3-0 and there is nothing anyone can do about it

Raiders

TYBC

> vikings

>Titans
Fucking refballed.

>Ravens

4 TD's two of them fucking dragons, finally he'll get some hespect on his name

>Razorcakes

>Vikings
>this defense

Holy shit.

>Raiders

another vikingfag reporting in
i dont know how to feel

>Pats

>Cowboys

>Bills

>dem Viks

>Ravens
I'm more worried but I'll take it

>sacked 8 times
>3 ints
>safety

What did cam mean by this?

He was too busy thinking of new touchdown dances and what stupid hat he should wear in the post game presser

>picking up the Vikings D for my fantasy team

NO REGRETS

don't be worried, the team has been pretty much dicking around all month and they are still 3-0. imagine what they can do when they actually play properly

>Giants

Once again, the fucking Giants let me down.

I hope you are right but that running game is bad for my heart. I hope Dixon coming back will change things.

>Broncos

and you were worried

>Broncos

that was just pats fans clenching their anusus

>Gnats

>redskins

Did the broncos cuck the shit out of the Texans?

>giants

>Broncos
>Colorado

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>Raiders
They better get their shit together and stop making so many god damn mistakes because a good team would dismantle them.

Also refs are ruining the game.

>Patriots

>Redskins

>lions

The Texans overpaid to take Payton's Manning replacement in Denver leading to a QB crisis there to the point they signed the butt fumble man as a possible starter.

Said QB was humiliated last Thursday against the NE system babies.

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>Browns

I don't even know why I bother any more.

WTF

Can you really say otherwise? The Patriots would be horrifying to face if they got their hands on an elite QB like Manning, Rogers or Carr. Hell even not elite, but still great QBs like Flacco or Wilson would become monsters in the Belichick system.

The next time they get caught cheating won't come soon enough.

Black Guy = Haters
White Chick = Goodell
Asian Chick = Victory
White Guy = Based Bill

>Cardinals

>this is a football thread, not a fishing supply thread

>toxins

who /nervous/?

More like /bored/

>MNF

>dolphins barely beating a third string qb and a back up kicker who missed 3 fgs

>Browns
Seriously, Parkey probably couldn't hang himself because he'd miss the kick to the chair underneath him. 0-16 record is still on the table then maybe we'll go full Browns and draft a kicker with the first pick

Like it.

Doesn't change the fact that what i said is 100% true.

If you guys had Payton Manning you'd have a legit dynasty and wouldn't even need to cheat.

Sauce??

>bills

You can't trick me this time asshole

>LOINS

well i mean that would solve your kicker problem

>jags

Me neither, I started the vikings D

Oh, if only.

It would but then again we shouldn't have let Phil Dawson walk. He may be getting old but at least he can kick the fucking thing without the position needing to be dead fucking center to the goal post

>Cardlels

I hear you man

>Vikes

Adulterers.

It's pol nightmare - the white guy walks in on the cucking and doesn't just start jacking it like their secret fantasies would tell them.

Are the Vikings a popular team in Yurop?

t. Minnesotan

Off topic, but are Sundays during the season just the comfiest shit or what?

It's rainy and windy here, The Vikings won, and I have my legs kicked up and wearing my Viking Hoodie.

Comfy Factor 10.

It's like 65 degrees with that great autumn breeze.

>feelsgoodman.jpg

Feelin fine

I only see 4 astrixs confirmed by allowing getting caught cheating not once, but twice and then Brady losing to Goddell in overtime in the the Lawb Owl.

Plus, it's proof that you can put any QB that isn't a drooling retard into the Belichick system and they'll preform well. Tebow would have done great to, But a son of God can't play for a devil, so he was cut.

no wonder tensnake stopped cheering for the giants and started cheering for the skins!.

>patriots

>REDSKINS!!!!

permanent asshurt

>patriots

>Pats

>Another Tampa TD
>Lambs

>pats

>cle
It took 17 years but it doesn't even hurt anymore.

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Forgot pic

>Packers
>up 31-3
>barely hold on 34-27

Wahhhh! Wahhhhhhh!! Wuh Wuh WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

>Franco-American Broship continues

From Lafayette to present day, mon frere!

>vikings

>cards

>browns

finding interesting ways to lose every week.

>broncos

>Carolina

At least nobody got shot.

>cardinals

Oh despair, how I've missed you

>broncos

Panther fan here -- I would recommend you feel happy.

>have never won the owl
>this year will be different
Are Vikingfags the most delusional people on Cred Forums?

>LSU

He was largely busy trying not to die. The Viking D-line ate the Panthers alive. And I had to sit there in the sun sweating like a bastard and watch it.

Put Stewart back in the picture, make them honor the run, maybe that game looks different -- but as it is, that was a perfect game-plan by Minnesota.

>the past means anything when it comes to this year.
Different year, different team. The Vikings have played fucking amazingly ever since Zimmer took over.

>Bills

>Redskins

>Vikings
>Gophers

>redskins

BILLS ARE BACK BABY FUCK ALL YOU FAGGOTS I WILL FIGHT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU

>cardinals

at least my divegrass team beat Vitesse 2-1

>FAGGOTS

>saints

i don't even care anymore

>Iggles

Well, I fuckin called that one

>Eagles

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>E/a/gles

>Redskins

>iggles

>expected a blowout
>got a blowout
>tfw at least i don't have to deliver

Is that from today? Maybe Griffen should have sacked him during the press conference too

>chiefs

>Ravens
>Browns/Bengals/Steelers all lose

I hope you and rex enjoy getting beaten by a Julian Edelman led pats this sunday.

>Steelers

>Eagles

>Seahawks
>win
>Wilson gets injured in fucking garbage time

fuck me there goes the season

yup, maybe if he put as much effort into his game prep as he did his postgame wardrobe prep he wouldn't throw 3 ints

Carson is now banging every one of your sisters in Philly

>Giants

>Eagles

>jets

>Bengals
same old same old

>Iggles

>HTTR

Are the Vikings the bandwagon team of 2016?

Yeah, they were all poor decisions. But I don't doubt if ESPN and the like don't try to blame the loss on the riots

>loins

At least our offense is elite

God cursed our defense with injuries, because we are never allowed to have a good offense or defense at the same time.

>Jest

>Eagles

>Vikings
>Gophers
>NDSU

If you can't love me at starting Josh Freeman, you can't have me with 2016 defense

>Bengals
Self-destruction mode already.

Chiefs beat the refs once again.

Now on to the refs in Pittsburgh.

>pats

we're taking u faggots back to the cellar with us

>yfw it turns out wilson just got matt flynn'd for boykin

>Chargers

Injured players and choking at games
It's a never ending ride

>49ers

>Can only when games when a team is EVEN more ded than ours

At least your whole division is garbage

Pats.

>implying he wasn't injured the entire season
>implying he won't play the next game

>Redskins

yeah them and the Eagles

>Loins

>clots

Yeah we won but against a paper Chargers team.
Still expect 5-11 season

>Arizona

>broncos

>Seahawks

>Panthers

No shit. Fucking NFL hq calls in when chiefs score second TD and says its time for the Jets to start winning. Peep Eric Berry and Markus Peters getting actual touchbacks.

>redskins

>filthy
>soon

>steelers

I like it.

>giants
>classic eli back at the helm
>joe buck still calling games
>"no defense wants to face eli manning in this situation"

>jest

>chargers
Rivers failed us today.

>implying the skins aren't sweeping you to claim nfc east title 2 years in a row

maybe all the best players should stop dying

rivers is the only thing chargers have had consistent production at

>dead skins
>winning anything
The only thing they will win is 4th in the NFc.east

>Implying Brady was responsible for Spygate

>Eagles

>49ers

better than expected, but still terrible

good thing I already wrote off this season

>minnesota
>cares about football
lol it's hockey only there.

>iggles

colts!

c'mon, famalama! think positively!

>eagles fan talking about winning
>superbowls
>0

probably but plenty of us have been suffering in silence too. They've been breaking my heart for over 20 years but I'm cautiously optimistic this season

>Eagles

I only see a bunch of salty text that I didn't bother to read lulll

kiss the rings

perfect

what animu

>bucs

>Raiders

>Tampa Bay Buccaneers

>2 brand new how did your team do threads
do people not know how to search for theads?

You lost because your QB has a low IQ

>LIONS

Macross Delta

>rams

So did half the NFC South.

>Jests

>Chargers

Why does Goodell hate us, bros?

>loins

>us
>still haven't had sex

I'm a 49er fan and we looked really bad this week.

Played it safe multiple times in the first half not going for it on 4th when we should have, trying not to get blown out.

We got blown out.

Didn't score TDs until they brought in their backups and were playing prevent. We ran against the prevent.

Oh well, I bet we'll beat the Cowboys at home next week; they aren't that good and "Dak" isn't that good.

Don't do it. Don't KYS. Ur a good person.

Thank you based Cravens. Just knew Eli was going to meme the Giants to a win and thankfully Su'a kept the memes at bay for at least another week.

>be me
>vikings fan
>going to game today
>get called a "Yikings" fan by some 3-toothed southern cunt before I even get in the stadium
>don't even know how to respond to such a retarded insult
>get to my seat
>have to listen to fucking announcer say "And that's another Panthers..." while the crowd says "first down" EVERY. FUCKING. FIRST. DOWN.
>have to listen to some dumb bitch behind me complain about the refs the whole game. One quote that I specifically remember was "That's a flag ref. You can't pull a quarterback down by his jersey when he's in the pocket."
>mfw he still had the ball. That's called a sack
>get to watch Cam Newton get exposed on his home field.
>Based Zimmer see's the pain in my eyes every time the crowd says "FIRST DOWN" and decides to assfuck the Panthers offense the entire second half.
>literally couldn't control my joy due to all the buttmad Panthers fans at the end of the game.

To put the meme that is the Panthers offense into numbers.
Kelvin Benjamin had 0 catches, 1 holding penalty, and 1 block in the back that cost them a TD.
Cam threw 3 INTs, got sacked 8 times (and at least half of them were his fault because he holds the ball for 5 seconds).
>And this guy got the MVP last year.

Today was truly a great day.

>Falcons

>Eagles
favorite game of my life in the past 4 years

Rapening

I'm a Sooner fan and Adrian+Bradford = My Team

>a team stuck in the same game since 1958

The game bantz was ruined by Hiro's incompetence though.

Butch please.

>Seahawks

>BILLS

a pleasant surprise

Oh yeah

Always and forever. If anyone can give the Saints their first win it's us.

Sauce?

Chip won't put swag in so we're fucked

As long as the cowshits fans don't take revenge for ruining Jerry world in 2014 I'll be content

why won't he put swag out? because he kneels during national anthem? chip is racist right thats why he gave up shady

Fuck you motherfucker, I was still supporting this shit-ass team in 2011 when they let every team in the league come back from multiple scores and convert every 3rd-and-forever the defense ever put them in and I will fight every nigger here that calls me a bandwagoner.

Bro, Wilson is going to be fine.

Keep your cool. Seahawks need to fly under the radar for a little while. That's when they're best.

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>Iggles

>Niners

Let's just say we honored S.F. namesake by getting a collective anal creampie.

>Lions

No one's calling (you) in particular a bandwagoner, fuck up lad.

>27 - 0

Yeah, as someone who has been posting here for a few years now. There isn't this many vikings fans, the bandwagon is real.

I'm still mad they didn't vacate the saints owl, favre should've had that.

No, the thread was literally posted right after the game ended. Of course they are going to show up in numbers, you autist.

This, if you want to see a team that is being bandwagoned then take a look at how many eagle threads are up right now. It should be obvious.

Celebrity comfort with cameras is eerie outside of the context of shows or film. I would have hated seeing Kevin Spacey, live, making love to the camera like that. Smile and wave and don't be a faggio.

>I'm still mad they didn't vacate the saints owl, favre should've had that.

lel

>Denver

>Packers
> Huskers
>SKC
Could have been a better win for the Packers, but that's McCarthyball for you.

>Rams

Kiss my dick, bitch

Cowboys, .gif edition.

Thank you for the (yous)
They are so hard to come by in threads like these but as long as there is a colony of pats fags, you will never need to worry about running out.

>Chargers

>im not salty

>loins

puckers beating the loins @ lambeau means everything is right in the universe so idc

4th and 9ers

>Browns

I am dead inside

>Iggles

>iggles

I've been a lifelong cardinals fan for about 24 hours now
So far things can only get better

>jest

>tfw lived in MN and ND all of my life
>Vikings fan naturally
>Watched Wentz play in college
>Gets drafted by the eagles
>Vikings take Bradford and so far he is working out well
>Forces Wentz to start for the Eagles and excels.
>Now a closet fan of the Eagles if only to see Wentz succeed.

These levels of comfy are off the charts.

>ole miss

>49ers

Gabbert sucks

>iggles

>stillers

>Iggles

youtube.com/watch?v=UFuUC7M4OOE

Sex and the city

why does he keep asking if I feel him?

>dolphins

Feels like >we lost