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>le pls get in my guard cholo

Be the cuck you want to see in the world - Jon jones

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Conor looks bigger than Schaub

They're both trash desu. Edward Alvarez will destroy them.

if you want to get threads like this deleted, report them
it frequently gets results

Upcoming events:

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Might be the best thread I've ever seen

Any of you lads actually train?

Wtf should I be doing on my off-days? Watching fighters with similar builds and style as me? Technique videos? Any good reading material for MMA? I get so fucking bored when I'm not fighting, it's a huge problem.

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

If you think Eddie Alvarez has a chance against Nate you're retarded 2bh
It would look just like the Michael Johnson fight

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Pretty good, eh?

>Beating Goobers head into the rear naked
gets me every time

Sorry bro I'm really busy no time to report people

Optimize your training make cardio,watch fights

I understand
I have things to do too

sorry dude no time to read your post too busy

you are such a goof

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Sideways Austria is a faggot.

Thats just bullshit

>he just posted this in the other thread 5 minutes ago

Wew

nobody read this shit faggot

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lmao triggered you twice you pussy bitch

>a gassed 300lb nate diaz grapplefucking

Favorite Fighter?
My boy Choi is gonna murder Swanson

Remember that time you were a giant fucking pussy?

the laughing mcgoober at the end is perfect desu

Thanks m8

>ywn lead an OP in the favelas and heem some street gang leader with Silva

>every american flag is one poster
Wew maybe it's time to talk about MMA lad

Schooby bless

mcgregors watch is worth more than that entire room

John Lineker vs. John Dodson
Will Brooks vs. Alex Oliveira
Joshua Burkman vs. Zak Ottow
Louis Smolka vs. Brandon Moreno

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left lane

Imagine you were this fucking pathetic

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Conor couldn't become a boxing champion in Ireland, but he became the world champion in MMA. It really makes you think.

>be boxer in Ireland

>broke as fuck

>MMA fighter in UFC

>rich as fuck

Really makes you think...

*vroom vroom*

Not that thought provoking so far

thanks man

*revs up w/ u*

EFN cards aren't the same without Ausbro

Stay obsessed =)

"the Canadian OP"

USA status : S H O O K

Good OP, OP.

Mirzaev is legit, hope UFC sign him but he will probably have visa issues if he fight in the US.

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Thanks!

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lower back status: shook

Who is Justino fighting next?

Lineker
Oliveira
Ottow
Moreno

Lineker out of hope, think Dodson is better though
Alex
Burkman
Smolka

When Woodleys Head Clatters Off The Canvas

John Dodson
Will Brooks
Joshua Burkman
Louis Smolka

Is EFN kino?

Is this the natty limit?

shaken*

The bad PED limit

>

Pavlovich to UFC when?

He deserved it because of the pants.

Roy Nelson vs. BJM who wins?

BJM (DQ)

Nope, Nikita Ivanov is

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/"revs"/country/ca/

*vroooooooooooooooooooom*

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joannajedrzejczykIt was a good day! Hard traning session, acupunture and healthy dinner @perfecting_athletes is taking good care of me Good Night Guys

>acupuncture

Who /podcast/ here? Need suggestions for some new MMA ones...

After seeing how Unterreem literally ran away from stipe, this isn't all that bad

Which ones do you listen too already?

Wew lad

post qt fighters

Mostly CME and Heavy Hands, I don't have the patience for the MMA Century.

Jack Slack's is decent.

lmao

Roy Nelson could be a middleweight without that gut.

Schaub could be LHW Champ if Rogaine didnt kill his career

>dominate her the whole fight
>she can do this happily at the end of round 3

wew

Schaub just sucks as a fighter. And Podcaster.

Fix your website gookmoot

UFC Fight Night 100: Gustafsson vs. Nogueira adds six more bouts

Thales Leites vs. Krzysztof Jotko
Pedro Munhoz vs. Justin Scoggins
Manny Gamburyan vs. Johnny Eduardo
Sergio Moraes vs. Michael Graves
Christian Colombo vs. Luiz Henrique
Marcos Rogerio de Lima vs. Gadzhimurad Antigulov

ffs this gook is always fuckin the page

Is 4chin back?

Anyone got the webm of Big Country kicking Big John?

Yeah

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What does heem stand for?

Don't you got a bull to prep?

sleepy

HEEM NEWBIE

his emerald eyes mesmerize

What a horrible moment to change camera angles. Can't even see the impact the kick has

It was on free TV, not the best PR move to highlight one of your fighters attacking an official after a fight.

>MMA Century
never heard of it, what is it about?

Anik&Florian is pretty good and I also quite like Sherdog Radio, mainly post fight shows, pre fight predictions and the Jordan Breen show.

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>Trump is headed for a win, says professor who has predicted 30 years of presidential outcomes correctly

washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/09/23/trump-is-headed-for-a-win-says-professor-whos-predicted-30-years-of-presidential-outcomes-correctly/

/heem/'s hillary shills eternally btfo

oh shit, just realsied you meant mma hour. yeah its too long kek

Alright guys listen up, I just started doing this really important shit, which means I'm not going to be around to make the OP anymore, I'm just way way too fucking busy with all this important shit I'm doing

Anyway, I'm going to get back to doing this super duper important shit, so just so you guys know, I'm not going to be posting here as often anymore, due to how much important shit I have, so just keep in mind that whatever OP is probably being made is not very likely to actually be me doing the posting, because I'm really really busy lately

Just keeping you guys in the loop, I know how important my OPs are for everyone around here, I just wanted to make sure you guys all knew how busy I am, and that I also won't be making the OP very often, thank you.

good night kisses, my fellow autismo NEETs

which cards are you looking forward the most?
it feels like a new season is starting the same way autumn has just arrived

get comfy for autumn, esse

chris weidman-esque in his spinning shit, joe

just finished watching the rizin card, was really solid and fun, with freak fights like gabi or the sumo guy.
The part with cro cop and wanderlei was really awkward.
Nips knows how to put a good show

His
Erection
Embarrasses
Max

lmao

I can't help but think of her as the spawn of PVZ/Rose.

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/heem/ will be great again

>MN a blue state still

What sort of barbell exercises/circuits/routines to these guys run?

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Thank G'd for the heems I watched recently

You can thank me for this one

*heems you*

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heem is dead as fuck

have people given up on MMA?

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how fucking horrible

jesus christ, he simulated his death.

lmao you fucking pussy

How do people still consider it even or that Conor beat Nate if Conor got his death simulated and only squeaked out a decision in the rematch. Nate is still up.

>nobody even remembers the first fight
>dominated nate in the 2nd fight by majority decision

is there a more casual boy than conner?

No, they've given up on being surrounded by unfunny autists trying to force the same unfunny shit 20x a day.

Diaz ducking the trilogy fight. Running from lightweight after he couldn't handle gassed Conor at welterweight.

>This is what Diaz dickriders tell themselves to sleep better at night

why do black people hate conor

>189er back at it again with that majority decision smack

did you just assume my race?

>Wanting to get humiliated again
>Being this obsessed with the fact that Diaz lost clean
How sad are you, bro?

Conor died in the octagon. Nate got knocked down a few times, but Conor would've had to go to the ground to finish him (obviously he refused because he would've died again). I like to watch Conor more than Nate, but the man is not the superior fighter.

you're not black?

>still with the majority decision smack

get some new material if you expect future (You)s

Whatever helps you sleep at night, lad.

>Trying to weasel out of the fact that you're getting humiliated on the topic and exposed as a Diaz dickrider
Sad! Sad! Sad!

nope, I'm whiter than Conrad, former mormon living in Utah

zion canyon is pretty dope

Hey spain, are you a 189er? You know, before you start accusing people of weaseling out.

just ordered some sushi heem bros, what are u eating tonight

Nope. Already had lengthy discussions with people on this general about Pride, K1, broke down MMA skills, etc.

My knowledge is more than on point. It's dickweeds like you who want to try to brand me as a casual to weasel out the fact that you're getting humiliated.

Sad!

sperg back at it again

bbq'd up a steak and ate it with some mushrooms and asparagus my dude

You don't seem very knowledgeable outside of recent memes.

Last digit in millions is the butyrate of 205 with Conor

Consider changing your flag, puto.

You're a little maricon.

Check the archive then.

>Still trying to weasel out
Sad!

>Check the archive then.

Spain, stop trying to change topic.

do you remember roryfan from a year ago? thats fucking spain, it was proven out a month ago.

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Write down your goals. Write down things you wanna improve. Write down things you won’t tolerate from yourself. Write down things you’ve done in the past that you never wanna see yourself do again, and go forth, from here, as the hero of your own movie. Build momentum. Build confidence and momentum with each good decision that you make from here on out. Buy Alpha Brain™.
You can do it. Anyone can do it. We live in unique times. We live in one of the rarest times in human history, where you can choose almost all of the input that comes your way, whether it’s the movies that you watch, the books you read, the podcasts you listen to, you can choose to be inspired. Do that. Do that and be the hero of your own movie.

>Offer you direct evidence that you are wrong, handle you a perfectly accessible dossier where you are proven to be mistaken
>You still sperg out and try to find an exit
Sad!
Sad!
Sad!

Except you also got proven wrong on that.

By Mexico out of all people.

we reddit now :^)

Nate would have got his head stomped in or the back of his head shattered with 12-6 elbows in a real street fight, idiot.

That makes a lot of sense. I was wondering where he went and why this Spain troll suddenly appeared.

spain, you're a good troll but a shit human bean and an even worse fite fan.

that said, have fun nerding out i'm going out with my girl

I think he uses a lot of different flags to be honest

>what is jiu-jitsu
>what is brazilian jiu-jitsu
Stick to Worldstar videos, my Aboriginal friend.

>Trying to convince me you have a gf three days in a row
Wew lad, you're... Sad!

See Mexico proved you faggots wrong.

Quit trying to weasel out the fact that you're getting decimated every single time I'm here by lumping me with some autistic tripfag.

I'm Dominick Cruz and you're the Bantamweight Division.

>Getting this triggered over being called Roryfan

Holy shit man

listen bud you can argue with these meat eating khants all you want but I know you do lol

>or the back of his head shattered with 12-6 elbows

why didn't he 11:59 to 5:59 elbows?

koreshkovfan is the american sperg dude

>Shook with a single reply
Kek.

>S-Shook

Christ that's weak, you got anything else or is this what you do with everyone?

you're roryfag confirmed, faggot

Because back of the head shots are illegal you faggot spic cunt. Diaz bro's ground game is tailored to exploit the rules of MMA. They've spent their career whining about how MMA should ban elbows, while at the same time they roll for leg locks and bury their face into the mat to protect themselves.

>Peruvian sushi

Hey how are things /heem/?

>is this what you do with everyone?
What, make them SHOOK to the point where they're in a pathetic mental state such as the one you're in right now?

Funniest thing is if I do this to you on Cred Forums out of all places, imagine what I'd do to you outside of it. I'd find myself a cottage of slave sissies to keep me cosy. Otherwise you'd get a pimpslap so bad you wouldn't even talk out of term.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, goof.

Yeah

Quit trying to weasel out the fact that you're getting decimated every single time I'm here, pussy.

>Trying to use my vocabulary to cope with the fact that I'm fucking you up
Fucking kek. >Your status = Shook

Sad!
Sad!
Sad!

How sad are you, bro?

question is, if you're trying to emulate conor mcgregor, why don't you just change your proxy flag and use the irish one instead? maybe that'd be more your speed

BTFO

>an actual spaniard
Rare sighting

on behalf of america, we will trade you 1 (one) spainsperg for the 2 (two) amerispergs, Cred Forumsposters, and some 189ers (one eighty niners)

>when spainsperg gets BTFO so hard /heem/ goes silent

Sad!

>trying to emulate Conor McGregor
Where do you sad sacks of shit come up with this shit?

It's like you don't realise the depths of how bad I'm humiliating you autistic permavirgins.

>This is what he hast to tell himself to sleep at night
Sad!

>Wanting to get humiliated again

How sad are you, bro?

>SHOOK into this delusional state of mind
Sad!

all yours

>death simulated
urijah faber please go

Fucking kek.
>Your status = Shook

>Your status = Shook

Yea, and just remember....I'm a nigger, and I run fast.

When's Platinum Mike fighting again, boys?

(You) are both shook and...
Sad!

stop

Top Fucking kek.
>Your status = BTFO

Wish there was some fightan on

9 straight UFC cards can take a rest, give me EFN or Rizin just for the variety

Okay /heem/ let's talks some shit. Which mma people have you met that seemed douchey?

UFC 204, against Danny Roberts
It's a black person, so we should see some le ebin meems if he wins
I think he's going to get wrestlefucked though

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_204#Official_fight_card

American guy who tries to defend spain's honor is the unsung P4P worst poster

in a pub somewhere

No, (You).

Sad!

Quit trying to weasel out the fact that you're getting decimated every single time I'm here, pussy

lol you probably bet parlays

30 years is fucking nothing for some shit that happens every 4 years and most times is an incumbent who is a heavy favorite

there was some equally """infallible""" think tank that predicted bernie would win the nomination kek

All I want in life is Platinum to fast track into a title fight

>Getting SHOOK, butchered, decimated and HUMILIATED like a little gazelle time and time again
>So much one could say I'm... Domin8ing (You)
Sad!
Sad!
Sad!

>SHOOK into this delusional state of mind
Sad!

I was talking to both of you goofs, you've been going on for like an hour, take a walk or something

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>unsung

youtube.com/watch?v=3y4jaa6u5pc
youtube.com/watch?v=jmdClFN24T0

>

...

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>that kick

...

>

Sad!
Sad!
Sad!

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>people who say this was close to a stoppage
fucking lmao, they look like two old drunk exhausted dads in a bar fight

>

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dude you are being really autistic

Me = Miocic
(You) = Overeem
Sad!

>can't handle my unreal bant level
>resorts to dumping goober folder
ahem,

Fucking kek.
>Your status = Shook

>another /heem/ thread dedicated to conor and nate
i knew when the fight ended this would happen and it will not stop until they have the third fight
>yfw /heem/ sent into a repetitive spiral to hell for probably over a year

As opposed to the guy I'm humiliating?

You might be a bit biased since I humiliated you too, but at least try to disguise it a little better you Sudaca, Apocalypto inbred.

>Get humiliated so bad he retreats into this permashook status where he's delusional af
Sad!
Sad!
Sad!

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>Getting SHOOK, butchered, decimated and HUMILIATED like a little gazelle time and time again

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come on goofs, what would sage think about this kind of behavior?

shaken*

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damn ruthless af

>there are people on /heem/ who don't realize it was in Nate's best interest to let Goobs have the second fight to assure a trilogy
>these people don't realize the level of artistry that Nate showed by only letting him have a majority dec

Wew lads

>

Class act imo

>dad said he'd beat me again if he saw me on Cred Forums

10 bananas, 3 cans of sprite, I'm ready to knock some fucker's head off lads.

Well, unfortunately for your faggot spic cunt story, Diaz is ducking the trilogy fight and has probably been retired by McGregor.

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Fucking kek.
>Your status = Shook

diaz
>SEVEN (7) takedown attempts

oh we're wrestling now???

post YFW you realized Conor would heem Nate in the first round at 155

HE HURT HIM JOE

>

"Heem" is "general", right?
>Yes.
I own this general.

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>Wanting to get humiliated again
How sad are you, bro?

>

>Get humiliated so bad he retreats into this permashook status where he's delusional af

seriously senpai

>it's an angry racist australian episode

I could see someone from an actually-respectable country behaving that way, but you literally descend from the scum of England, you bogan convict piece of shit. Why the need to suck on the Goober penis, you have a Mc in your name or something?

>and has probably been retired by McGregor.

yeah i would retire too with +10M $

>

BTFO again

You're a spic faggot cunt.

Quit trying to weasel out the fact that you're getting decimated every single time I'm here, pussy

nick is spending it all, nate will come begging for the rubber match after the public has lost all interest or the IRS audits the diaz household

> &

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Conor will not make it out of 2017 with the belt. Mark my fookin words. I'm going to clamp some jumper cables and a car battery to my nipples and jerk off when Conor gets locked into the cage with little jose a second time. The clock is against you, mystic mac. Your time is running out.

>

you win, i'm not going to keep doing this.

did it for over an hour, you're actually autistic m8

I did nothing but repeat your shit to you.

only one guy looked scared being """locked in""" there the first time and it sure as hell wasn't conor

this fucking thread is giving me a headache boys

>the diaz household

...do you think Nick and Nate are technically married in the eyes of the law? They lived together in their little cholo bachelor pad that smells of weed and cum and wet gi for god knows how long. Makes you wonder where they're spending all that money. Probably some shitter scamming them out of their money in exchange for "training".

Thus me pointing to my posts, you inbred sperg.

You must be a legit trailer trash """human""" being.

Tl;dr you got humiliated, again.

Sad!

I still can't believe this happened. One of the biggest meme moments in MMA history

yep, you BTFO me. good job.

realize I could sit here for a week copy and pasting your trash and you would sit in your neet place responding to me, but I have a job to be at in the morning. enjoy your life.

so much meme reaction in one webm

>joanna
>mighty mouse

Jose knows the tricks. Zuffa stacked the deck in conor's favor by letting take him on a shit talking world tour clowning him while he couldn't defend himself in his own language. Jose got the bullshit stress out of him know. He;s going to spread conor's asshole and turn it into a favela.

is this TJ? looks like his wife

joe-zay is the one who pulled out the first time and made the shit-talking 10x more severe

and he has a history of pulling out of fights

>trailer trash
nigger you are an artem's arm length from portugual

>all that money
not much money, homey

>“I just have to invest a little more money (in training),” Diaz said when asked what he would do if he does stay in the UFC instead of retiring as he hinted at. “Now that I have a little bit more money. I’ve never paid taxes in my life and I’ll probably go to jail.

>“No one wants to hear about that, no one wants to hear about that kinda talk or what’s really going on with me. I might as well just be a kid.”

>cholo bachelor pad that smells of weed and cum and wet gi for god knows how long

kek

nick seems like he's in full party mode with no interest in fighting again or ever paying his fine

a sexy schaub

Sad!
Sad!
Sad!

I'll keep it going for a while we'll see how autistic you really are.

Bruce looks pissed that he has to go back up the stairs after JUST sitting down

Jose's cornerman had a full mental breakdown witnessing that. He looks like he just watched a family member get beheaded or something

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>that single blink

too good

>yfw the meme is real

That's marlon sandro you 189'r

>Mfw have a job, social life, gf and train MMA 3 times a week and still have the time to humiliate you and your goons
You're sad!

>an Artem's arm length
My sides. That's a good one, fatso.

>

accept that people know this belletard more from the meme reaction than his fight career

>John Fucking Lineker is fighting John Dodson next weekend

The people who made this matchup deserve millions of dollars for the concept alone.

You must be a legit trailer trash """human""" being.

Tl;dr you got humiliated, again.

Sad!

Have you heard the bruce is quite the lady's man? Yea apparently his secret is that he goes to vegas and pays hookers with drugs booze and money to fuck his old dick and wrinkled ball sack.

kek

>he wasn't watching him during his sengoku days

SAD! He's an old man now don't be so harsh on him.

there are a lot worse ways to live

he legit makes six figures every card

>

TOP KEK it's fookin true. You do respond to even obvious b8.

>I WAS ONLY PRETENDING!
Sad!

SAD!
SAD!
SAD!

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is this a new meme

>

>Getting SHOOK, butchered, decimated and HUMILIATED like a little gazelle time and time again
>So much one could say I'm... Domin8ing (You)
Sad!
Sad!
Sad!

>

You must be a legit trailer trash """human""" being.

Tl;dr you got humiliated, again.

Sad!

stop shitting up the thread with your autism on autism violence

Hear me out lads.

I was browsing on r/mma for some mma news and as i was reading some of the comments, i found out that most of these fags actually hate McGregor.

Wtf?

McGregor embodies just what MMA is all about.

The heems, the memes and the dream.

Conor Bless.

>

Spain is without a doubt the #1 (You)er on the board.

Do you have a problem with autism?

where do people go to for mma news

Cerrone vs Lawler was/is probably the only fight I want to see.

I hope Cerrone wins and they re-match it

idoportal.com

JUDO

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

Via Brent Oakamoto
>According to multiple reports former NFL player, MMA legend,entrepreneur, businessman and entertainer Brendan Schaub has been found dead. On the beach in Santa Monica California.
>Brendan Schaub is most notablely known for his time was a member of the Bills practice squad, close friendship with New York Met Tim Tebow and a amazing run on The Ultimate Fighter reality series.
>However recently came to fame due to his Twitter flare up and all out Cyber War with Richard Piana. An bodybuilding athlete.
>Schaub was 33
Rest in peace man.

holy shit why do you keep replying

this guy is obviously on meds and on another lvl of autism

RIP in peace

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>MMA legend
That's how you know it's bullshit desu

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Fuck this kid. Mickey is my ufc boy toy.

With Condit on his way out Mickey may be the most attractive UFC fighter

manlet gang

>ruseman

UPDATED EDMOND

youtube.com/watch?v=pnOWPl-nSI8
youtube.com/watch?v=pnOWPl-nSI8

la da da da da
it's the mutha fuckin conor mc-G

>you dont know how to jab

nice, i wish it cut out the titanic theme when he's shouting the advice to travis

>(voice hoarse and breaking)
>YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT

Honestly think this could be much better than it actually is

youtube.com/watch?v=uwP04-diHtc

Prove you're not casual, new scum.

youtube.com/watch?v=PjG_WvkKiMs

>beautiful, chump

When did joe rogan start laughing like video related: youtu.be/70yqithPgcY

Go to vocaroo and see if you can do a better rogan laugh.

hahahhahhahahahha u didnt even win

>tfw gonna be in amsterdam and won't get to see """motivated""" BJ crying and retiring again

To all the little fags who Kek at Edmond this is your reminder that's he's actually competed and won in MMA. He'd for sure beat the shit out of all of you.

Edmond MMA fight
youtu.be/FECk9U_FFXY

he'd do nuttin, i'd teep his ass back to pakistan

i remember a calmer, comfier /heem/ before Spain, Schaub and McGoob. The autism was gentle and the bantz flowed like warm tears. It was a brief, glorious time that was doomed to die. I regret its passing.

Edmond pls go

this is a Armenia free zone

How long till we see the whitest fight of all time? (Gregor / Paddy)

Does /heem/acknowledged the Armenian Genocide?

And if you do, do you guilt trip fighters into making commercials?

youtu.be/tfUHRUtq-v8

>Does /heem/acknowledged the Armenian Genocide?

no.

GET OUT OF /heem/ YOU FAT FUCK

goober is unironically shaken not stirred by paddy

ricardo won't be nice to him like frankie was

Krazy Horse with that spain logic @ :42

youtu.be/Ynwa7Y61WBc?t=42

BRO HEEM

that descalated quickly

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>The highlights they show of Travis Browne is of him heeming Schaub from 2014

Goes to show just how awful Schaub was

finish from that fight

youtube.com/watch?v=E19bYnJ9D8k

coincidentally they have the same losing record versus the retarded

bruh former utahn my self, get a good conservative chick then move to another state.

>These delusions help him sleep at night
Shook af.

Sad!

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I should write a book on how to antagonize.

This thread feels dangerously low on greatness. Schaub bless.

>Mfw the spain sperg casual didn't even know what invicta was till 2 nights ago

...

I dropped the trip after the Wonderpedo fight like I said I would

coincidentally

Lol you're annoyed? Hahaha

He he heh heh heh... *vanishes*

>confirmed

Gentle reminder that if you hate Sage, you're a beta fag who got bullied.

Same with Conor, same with Rockhold.

why be a tripfag though...

Somebody shoop a fedora when he touches his hand to his head the moment he sticks the flip.

>if you hate Sage, you're a beta fag who got bullied.

Wat

>that fucking hair

when you find da streamer

>have a job

What job allows you to be on Cred Forums all day sperging out? Any time I log onto /heem/, you're always here responding to everyone sperging out with the leprechaun avatars attached to them. I doubt you ever even have time to take a shower let alone train for anything for 3 hours.

Paddy and Goobz will reign as FW and LW champion for years together, until they finally come together at 150 pound catchweight for both titles and break the MAYPAC PPV record. The fight will end in a draw and they will both retire after the fight.

>Literally lying
For what purpose?

Sad!

I was laughing way too hard at this.

Huh, I could have sword I saw that going around as the Faber eyepoke in his last fight.

winning by sub would never fly on the battlefields of Clan Gregor

youtu.be/_4Khps4Nalo?t=60

What did he mean by this?

There would be no ref to help save meesah magrega when he's getting choked out

UFC 204 EMBEDDED
youtube.com/watch?v=imGVl-uRHOE
youtube.com/watch?v=imGVl-uRHOE
youtube.com/watch?v=imGVl-uRHOE

fellow Gregor brother would stomp your head in for some pussy ish like that

I can't dislike it more than once brah

Oil fingered loser detected

Knuckle Up fans are the epitome of success, you are the epitome of a stay at home, jobless, virgin

even during the famine he'd be decapitating fools

stop spamming this don king looking nigger

I can log onto my other account and dislike it again if you want.

Fucking kek.
>Your status = Shook

...

Done ;^)

>im a worthless detestable loser who actively seeks to scum of the earth

You'll still be a stay at home virgin ;)

You dislike his videos, but you hate your life ;^)

Keep crying little guy

Fuck guys. I jokingly told my friend I was rooting for Bisping over Hendo and really went deep into it.

I just fucking woke up and did this. Am I going to die? Please help.

...

dat proxy workout tho

how hard u trane?

I'm just fine :^)

>s-s-someone is successful at life???? Better go try and do my best to ruin it!!!!

Lmao what a virgin you are

Good morning. Be careful.

I cry every time desu...

Want me to dislike it 5 more times? Well okay then if you insist.

rory, stop shilling

go to bed you've been at this since I went to work 10 hours ago

The jobless virgin babby is getting triggered :(

SHILL GOT BLOWN OUT

wtf is happening

Is Spain proxying or this place is full of aspergers

PAY

both

Jobless virgin babbies are mad at their own failure of life and attempt to derail actual successes

THE

>Get humiliated so bad he retreats into this permashook status where he's delusional af

>autistic shill posts shill video
>video gets disliked
>autistic shill throws a tantrum

Cute

>this jobless virgin babby literally foaming at the mouth right now

hahahahahahahahaha

Quit trying to weasel out the fact that you're getting decimated every single time I'm here, literal pussy

Disregard this, I suck cocks

>im a virgin with no semblance of success
>i am jobless
>i get ultra-triggered and like a child inflicted with severe Asperger's I rush to my greased up keyboard to try and inflict my own failure upon others

While being completely oblivious to the fact each time I create a new account to visit the video, more ad revenue is generated

10 more dislikes coming your way pupper

You have paranoid schizophrenia, friend, an unfortunate ailment that accompanies the greasy fingers, face, and virgin + jobless status

didn't the spainsperg in you tell you to not post this since it's clearly projection

you can't help yourself. ;^)

Top Fucking kek.
>Your status = BTFO

10 more things that have happened more than you've had sex :)

>Getting SHOOK, butchered, decimated and HUMILIATED like a little gazelle time and time again

>n-n-no you!!!!

You're doing well now, instead of being your own virgin loathsome self, you copy a winner like me, thanks bud ;)

tens of views literally dont mean anything

you need millions before you get any meaningful ad dollars

cringy weak shit as usual, roryfag

thanks for the lulz tho

Face it bud, you're literally in a cognitive dissonance in realizing your attempts to derail something is completely counter-intuitive

You've been utterly BTFO buddo

Lol you are so easy to see through. I can literally imagine you at your greasy keyboard right now pounding away with your fat disgusting fingers foaming at the mouth.

I'm actually seriously convinced you're the rorysperg and all of this is some sort of elaborate trolljob you're trying to pull off

That's funny

>Thinks ad revenue means anything with ad-block enabled

Literally down-voting your video to oblivion shillary.

what's really funny is how pathetic you truly are

have another great night, spainsperg

not even the autist you're arguing with, autist

nice """life""" you've got there

It factors in, but nonetheless you are still visiting the page

You didn't have adblock before either, my jobless virgin friend :)

Seriously mentally ill. I'd take a break from this place, bud, after being released from the clinic maybe focus on getting a job first, in your case that'd lead to the sex next

>Americans are actually this retarded and paranoid
No wonder you people are offing eachother in record numbers throughout the country.

Sad!

Lol never seen a shill have a mental breakdown this badly.

>>this entire thread

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little sperg post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Cred Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" goobs guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Cred Forums posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic autistic NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK BTFO BTFO BTFO SAD! SAD! SAD!." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

I'll be honest dude, I was like these spergs before and thought you were just some autistic memer.

I can totally see where you're coming from now, you are genuinely correct about half the things you say. These fuckers obsessing over you are PATHETIC

>tfw roryfan has to have some sort of flag or tripcode separating him from everyone else so he can develop an identity and be noticed on an online anonymous forum
>every means by which he can identify himself can also be filtered

dob keg

Well thank you, lad.

For further proof of this, read >Funniest thing is, I'm not even trying

There will never be finer moment than when all natural vegan athlete Nate Diaz submitted roider Conor McGregor.

Roryfan detected. You are such a fucking autist that you constantly need people talking about you, you literally did this 6 months ago. You are fucked in the noggin

Going to bed now. Bet when I check back in 6 hours, spain sperg will be defending mcgoober's honor online once against 10 different people.

Not until goob's next loss
Especially if it was to Aldo

>Going to bed now

lol no youre not you sperg

>my favourite fighter is the undefeated new guy on a multi-fight finishing streak
How to spot a bandwagoner 101

>That comfy period between UFC 196 and 202 when all the casuals and nut-riders had gone into exile

Anyone remember that feel?

Forgot to turn the proxy on spergy?

>Going to bed now

lol

Based baba

>undefeated

Spotted the casual

>Triggered

So cool that you can post while you're asleep

What? Nobody's beaten Choi in the UFC.

>in the UFC

Nice backtrack

Okay you got me I lied, your mom just sent me a late text

is this a meme or is there some kind of news to go with this

She just recently started working with Autism Speaks so that makes sense

Got a lot of valuable experience from dealing with her own kids I'm sure

>Anyone remember that feel?

not at all, I'm a 189er and even from my perspective this place gets increasingly insufferable everyday. That period was still full of garbage like thread wars, pianoposting, succposting, cuckposting, baitwhoring, (You)whoring, previousposting, and just in general a consistent atmosphere of desperation for attention underlying every post in here.

only thing this thread is good for is webms and even those are lacking as far as OC goes

this thread is shit
99% of the people here are shit
fuck all of you

I actually agree with a lot of what "Spane" says.

Unfortunately, he overmemes his way into looking like a bad candidate. Like the controlled opposition take except he isn't controlled.

Get better at explicating your points and not emotionally ad homming your way to homosex.

-Love, Bobby

And she's applying that experience to the most severe aspies out there

>fuck everything and everyone here
>*remains*

>admitting you have autism

wew

You literally did that like two posts before bud

>Going to bed

lmao

Get to know /ourboy/, heem.

mmajunkie.com/2015/07/fight-path-mike-perry-pushed-through-rocky-patch-to-get-to-a-life-of-mma

>that feeling when you assblast spain so hard he becomes obsessed with your BWC

Aw the fat jobless virgin got all tuckered out, until 3PM next afternoon then!

rather poor thread

great thread, i kek'd

>The shill is still seething his video got downvoted

Fucking kek.
>Your status = Shook

going to sleep, you all better calm down when im back or im gonna start heeming some of u guys

look into my eyes lil man

Spainsperg is notorious for avoiding anything that he can't meme his way out of. Including school, sports, a job, friends, women, life outside of /heem/ in general.

all you autists do is argue over flags and op

fuckin losers ruin these threads

Yew'll do fookin nothin

>
Sit down before I make you sit down.

You're sad.

Sad!

dailystar.co.uk/sport/ufc/548244/Dana-White-wants-Conor-McGregor-vs-Jose-Aldo-2

stay in your lane, sperg. don't make me put you down again.

>again
Buddeh, the last thing you've put down the morale of your parents when you were birthed.

Nick = Me
Gomi = (You)

Its literally the same people every time. The best thing to do is ignore it, you'll start noticing how these losers post. They are relentless. One of them will respond to this too, no doubt.

all you do is project insecurity

slow your roll, hambre

dude you've been on here for 6 hours straight, give it a rest would you?

Shook af.

Just move us to /asp/ already

winner of dodson vs lineker fights cody for the title shot?

>the shook meme still

>unironically shook from the overused meme

>> asking Cred Forums for advice instead of asking your coaches or fellow athletes

yeah, i'm sure you train edgy brah

youtube.com/watch?v=mPkxYdX3M_s

i cant believe we let one autist ruin the thread, just filter him for gods sake

>Spain being ironic as usual

You and Goober have something in common, broke vaginas.

It's everyone else's fault too, they keep giving him (You)s like this fella

USA, motherfucker

its really annoying, i unironically enjoy these threads

spain hops around between flags 24/7 so it's kind of fun figuring out which sperg is him

dont encourage him man

eh

he ain't leaving, friend. he has nothing else.

Holy shit this is so bad

be careful

you could tell that toddler can kick his ass

it was one random dude who thought it would be funny to juxtapose the videos, probably took him way too much effort and mildly changed it because he doesn't do shit like that often.

I made a mashup once and people enjoyed it and were expecting me to make another one when I only had made it because I was stoned out of my mind and didn't think anyone would enjoy it.

First to the joke or first to the idea doesn't mean you're going to have another one.

did wiil be Bisping to defend the title third time?

yes

The rumor comes out.

Michael Bisping, to loginself, pls

THe op

He'll lose to Jacare in December.

But Jacare will fight with Cockhold on November

ffs, you're right. Alright, he loses when he fights Jacare.

But Jacare wiil be beaten before fights with Cockhold.

romero will get the shot bym

Jacare will sub any man in the division not named Weidman.

but Romero it's cardio monster on 1th round

Romero popped, he ain't getting shit anymore.

Hendo beats Bisping, then drops the belt
Rockhold beats Jacare
Weidman beats Romero
Rockhold vs Weidman 2 for the belt

>Jacare
>sub Cockhold

the chris is done, romero will blacksplode him ala tyron

>Hendo beats Bisping

Weidman got him down numerous times, Rockhold isn't great off his back. Jacare will sub him early, cap this.

but jew is have a iron jaw

ok bud

rockhold deleted his chin and spine

Lol. Jacare on firts fight is nothing could not do for Cocky on ground.

Both fighters have changed so much, Rockhold thinks he can stand and trade now, so he focuses more on his questionmark kick game.

he was hurt and cocky at 199

new lads

okay. but i think that Rocky in next champ. Again.